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Category:Monkeys
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Ook Ook!
Well I'm a monkey's uncle...
Monkeys are best known for their contributions to science, where they invented everything from the monkey wrench (and didn't that put a spanner in the works!) to Charles Darwin. They also manned many critical NASA space missions, although most of them were burned alive before Al Gore invented heat shielding.
Monkeys are amphibious creatures as evident in sea monkeys and they are wonderful singers with hits like "I'm a believer" written by Neil Diamond.
"There's simply nothing finer than a barrel of flying monkeys in the morning." -- Oscar Wilde
Subcategories
This category has the following 2 subcategories, out of 2 total.
Pages in category "Monkeys"
The following 49 pages are in this category, out of 49 total.
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- UnNews:Ass raping monkeys made headlines in the White House
- UnNews:Hamas stockpiling monkey penetrating ammunition
- UnNews:Iran launches monkey into space
- UnNews:Kennedy Assassination Solved
- UnNews:North Korea calls Obama a monkey
- UnNews:PETA demands the right to bear poop
- UnNews:Pigeon and Monkey to wed, Flying Monkeys now inevitable
- UnNews:Russian Space Chief Announces Operation Ass Monkey
- UnNews:Texas schoolbook committee approves "Anybody Can Be President" series
Media in category "Monkeys"
The following 110 files are in this category, out of 110 total.
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