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The Deficiency Bell

Score: 4
Keep (1)
  1. Keep. - Not great, but amusing in parts.--Sycamore (Talk) 09:28, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Someone wanted to make a parody of Pink Floyd's The Division Bell. The strategy: lists, lots of lists and barely capable puns. The result: deletion candidacy. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:57, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. With TheSlyFox's Comment, except that I don't even think the intro is good; it's full of nonsense numbers (including "approximately yesterday") and memes. Spıke Ѧ 09:25 23-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's just a list and that's it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:55, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't get it. Is there something to get? I also don't like reading lists. Would that have helped if I had? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100926 - 15:44 (UTC)
  5. Delete Sycamore. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:51, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
How pathetic--Sycamore (Talk) 18:04, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I'm abstaining from voting on this one because I think the intro is decent. All the rest is listcruft, and a good intro isn't enough to make an article. --TheSlyFox 05:41, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • At the least, retitle it. No one looks up articles by the punch line; no one knows what pun the author was going to choose for The Division Bell. Cracking wise with article titles proves what a funny guy you are at the expense of the user's ability to navigate the site. Spıke Ѧ 11:13 23-Sep-10
  • This is a good starting point for a good contributer, all it needs is to be moved to the correct title. I've removed the lists and tided it a little.--Sycamore (Talk) 18:04, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Hitler the Horrible H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Mistakenly tagged Delete originally) The title sounds trite at best (Hitler was horrible). But the concept is good--morph the "Hagar the Horrible" comic strip onto Hitler. No, Fox, "Kill the Jews" is not funny; but a funny comic strip that is blithely unfunny is funny. However, regardless of Hitler's sexual health, the gay jokes are weak, and Sections 3 and 4 are useless listcruft. Spıke Ѧ 13:54 22-Sep-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'm with Spike on this one. It does have a good concept and could be lovely if put through a rewrite. Deleting it would probably cause the idea to just get lost, unfortunately. (I'd rewrite it, but I don't have time and my writing sucks, anyway. So, er.) ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100923 - 00:16 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep needs an image tho. --Mn-z 00:41, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Edited what's there, including gassing, ah, huffing, the two lists and kicking out the unfunny sexual verbage. Someone could take this and expand to a very interesting page. Aleister 00:41 23 9
    European history? Romartus, I think he is paging you. Separately, good work, team! Spıke Ѧ 01:59 23-Sep-10
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Keep Needs a comic reformatted to flush it out.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  23 Sep 2010 ~ 04:00 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I couldn't find one genuinely funny bit in the whole article, and I don't find "Kill the Jews" funny at all. --TheSlyFox 13:39, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I guess you could say Hitler the Horrible... is horrible. YYYEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH
    But in all seriousness, this article has poor quality, and isn't that good of a concept. Try again later or something. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 14:09 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Horrible indeed! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:56, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. Comment: I do agree with Spike in that the concept might be salvageable, but it needs a lot of work--a complete rewrite, if possible. At the very least, the gay jokes really should go. I just don't know what to put in place of them... --TheSlyFox 01:20, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. if someone would MS-Paint copy Hitler's head on to Hagar's body, this article would vastly improve. I nominate someone other than me. --Mn-z 01:26, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
    • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I've added an image I was saving back for something like this. That's the most I can do for this article. --TheSlyFox 01:43, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  • The three illustrations added most recently don't relate sufficiently to the article (I thought Eva "always" wore a gas mask); the last one doesn't relate at all but steals an unrelated joke from the original comic strip. Spıke Ѧ 12:14 23-Sep-10
  • Kept. --~Jewriken.GIF 16:47, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Candy Land H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
Keep (3)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Lyrithya convinces me--we're good. Spıke Ѧ 02:29 24-Sep-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per my putting effort into fixing it. --Mn-z 20:33, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I love it when this happens, folks, instead of going for deleting something, fix it... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100925 - 03:12 (UTC)
Delete (0)
Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's pretty much just an overly silly intro followed by an equally silly timeline. Hasn't really changed much since 2005, either. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100924 - 00:39 (UTC)
Scratch that delete, too. You guys are amazing. *beams* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100924 - 02:25 (UTC)
Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is correct: Candy Land is a board game for kids, but Uncyclopedia's going to tell us what it really is. Kept my interest despite the Oscar Wildeism. But Section 1 is a bleepin' time line--and all the times are BC (how-you-say nonsense dates) with memes such as Jesus builds the first Walmart. And then--it's over! Spıke Ѧ 00:45 24-Sep-10
Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the start might be ok, the rest is utter crap. The timeline is slightly less random than some, but still awful. --Mn-z 00:58, September 24, 2010 (UTC) changed per my putting effort into it
I've goosed it, giving the intro a new beginning and deleting everything from the list that doesn't relate to candy. Romartus could go further and weave in some episodes from actual history that could be forced to relate to candy. Spıke Ѧ 01:17 24-Sep-10 post-edited
I changed the timeline dates so that its not as mind-numblingly randumb. --Mn-z 01:29, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Rescinds Delete. Your post-edit solves the "nonsense date" problem and makes additional improvements--but "Babylon" no longer fits. Spıke Ѧ 01:29 24-Sep-10
Now we need a final section that asserts that the "Mesopotamian" Candy Land is an edible Iraq under American occupation! (Not from me, not tonight....) Spıke Ѧ 01:40 24-Sep-10
References to Babylon removed. --Mn-z 01:48, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept --~Jewriken.GIF 16:51, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Black Knight H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
Keep (6)
  1. Mine. Granted, it's old and was never brilliant and got too many quotes overtime, but I still like it. ~Jewriken.GIF 20:37, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. To suck up to Mordillo as I lol. But on a more serious note, after my sucking up is completed, it's not a bad article. Nothing a good edit sweep, or a total rewrite, or a blanker turning left when he should have turned right and finding himself in Uncyclopedia instead of Wikipedia couldn't improve upon. And on a further more serious note, it actually is a good page with potential for more. Aleister 21:13 23 9
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's only a flesh wound. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:00, 24 September 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Monty Python references are better than 4chan references. Anyone who says otherwise will be turned into a newt. (Although you will probably get better.) --Mn-z 01:07, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg keep I like it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  24 Sep 2010 ~ 04:02 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's quite funny, really.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 05:42, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Conditional Keep provided that it either gets worked on some more or gets a cleanup, rewrite, or other tag.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 20:34, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (3)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that seems to be just filled with quotes from the movie and random pop culture references...--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 18:39, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hasn't got a leg to stand on. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:56, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It has kitten-huffing, Chuck Norris, grues, single-sentence sections, one in ALL CAPITALS, nonsense numbers, random lists with red-links, citations of gays/lesbians in lieu of making a joke about them, and takes liberties with the English language. And, although the final photo suggests it is about the Knights Who Say "Ni," it seems to be about nothing. Spıke Ѧ 21:08 23-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir Ran of Dumbo, my liege. Junior Uncyclopedia but I can see it is yet another nostalgia keep. Time to impale this particular teddy. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:49, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept --~Jewriken.GIF 16:50, September 26, 2010 (UTC)

Radiohead (movie)

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's another randumbo rambling story. Oh, what's that? Most of the randumbo words are not too subtle reference to Radiohead song titles. I see what you did there. The problem is that you can do this with ANY modern music group and it would come out just as good, by which I mean pretty bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:32, September 25, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't think so, Tim. This reads like one of those vocabulary activities you had to do in grade school where you wrote a sentence with a different vocabulary word in it. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 15:25 Saturday, September 25, 2010
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. So, Count, you're telling me that in Section 1 (everything else is crap), the author weaves Radiohead song titles into a narrative? That would be an impressive accomplishment, especially for a third-grader first learning to write essays. Nothing funny about it, though. Spıke Ѧ 00:44 26-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Dumb Shit --Wilytank 01:43, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:47, September 26, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. What is a Radiohead?--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 15:30, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Made up Words H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0
Keep (6)
  1. Keep per last time. Also, how the fuck did you manage to mess up the nomination time stamp, RAHB? I fixed it, but still, something fucked up. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 09:51, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Flip-flop. Also, turn all the words into red links so someone might write an article about them. This can be the new UN:REQ. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:41, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. This article embiggens me. Aleister 20:02 20 9
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It could just be put in Undictionary, but I think it's keepable.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 00:05, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
    The page has been edited by a few users over the last couple of days. Pics have been added as well. Aleister 12:06 22 9
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep Somehow I find this stupidly random... but vaguely funny. --TheSlyFox 01:47, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As per Peregrine. Also, this article makes me happy inside. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 14:34 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
Delete (6)
  1. Ass jizz. Very essential. -RAHB 09:42, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Ass jizz. An alphabetized compendium of ramble that broadcasts for more. If any individual entry is good, it can go to Undictionary. Spıke Ѧ 10:03 20-Sep-10
  3. Stupid.--HM (T) 20:42, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Hesitant Delete: I tagged this article with the anti-list tag because I feel that after it is deleted (which it no doubt should be) it will just be recreated again. Probably as another dumb list. The only way to prevent this is to improve the article. I do not claim to have the ability nor the inclination to improve this article. But by tagging it I hope to make this reality clear to those that would keep it. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:34, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. or move to anyone's page who wants to take this mongrel in and give it a good bath. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:52, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Delete I don't think the 'keep' voters bother to read the article. Listy crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:54, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
Seems like overkill on a page which is essentially meant to be a list. That's a big template (haven't seen it before) and inaccurate about it being huffed, and maybe this page isn't a place for it. Aleister 00:24 21 9
Hello Aleister. Nice to meet you I'm Zombiebaron. Now, granted, a few things may have changed while I was away from the wiki. But I do believe that we still have a policy that all pages must be better than lists. Perhaps if there were some pictures on the page. Maybe the history of made up words. Maybe we move the article to UnBooks and make it a dictionary of made up words. I don't really care. Because if it doesn't get edited for a month while it has that maintenance tag on it will, I assure you, once again become a candidate for deletion. So if you care about this article I urge you to do something. Thanks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:48, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • The "anti-list tag" is a threat that we here declare we don't intend to enforce. That the formatting violates some policy is the least of the problems. The article's current contents are dumb, and that and its title invite more dumbness. So all we've done is add a template that further calls attention to its dumbness. Spıke Ѧ 04:26 21-Sep-10
Who is "we". You are not me and we did not act as a team. I stand by my actions. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:34, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
"We" is the absence of consensus here to delete the article for the reason expressed in the template. Spıke Ѧ 04:38 21-Sep-10
I do not require a consensus to do what I feel is for the best of Uncyclopedia. When I was democratically made an administrator of this website the community entrusted itself to me. If you feel that my actions are not for the best of Uncyclopedia then just say so. But I think I'm right. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:42, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
I am a Delete voter and, if you are saying the template itself authorizes deletion after a month, that's fine with me. Before, I was just reacting to the absurdity of using a template that threatens deletion just as the article survives the vote on VFD. Spıke Ѧ 13:22 21-Sep-10
As a Delete voter too, I was puzzled Zombiebaron that you wanted to remind everyone that you are a democratically elected admin. I don't think anyone was questioning your decisions on that score.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:54, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Okay I'm glad that you guys agree with me. I was only restating the facts in case somebody was not aware of where I was coming from. Believe it or not there was a period of time spanning almost a year when I was the admin "in charge" of VFD. I like deleting article as much as the next guy. But sometimes it would be nice to improve a couple of them. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:33, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Comment: I went ahead and trimmed a bunch of cruft from the page, if that helps. --TheSlyFox 13:07, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keept -RAHB 00:15, September 25, 2010 (UTC)

Jonny Greenwood

Score: 5
Keep (0)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's no concept here. Change the band name, change the name of the article's subject and it applies to a surprising number of musicians. We just get a lot of wibble and some lists to fill up the space. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:42, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Template random abuse without any merit. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:41, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "PLEASE DO NOT READ: it might burn your eyes..." Unfortunately, this warning doesn't appear until Section 3. And "the only funny part of this article" is not until Section 4.2. Spıke Ѧ 09:19 24-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I couldn't bear to actually read all of the thing, but it looks hideous. And what little I did read was also hideous. In fact... *rants about hideousness* ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100924 - 15:25 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't think so, Tim. Nothing but random sentences and a waste of the reader's time. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 21:22 Friday, September 24, 2010
Comments

Blarg

Score: 5
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Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you have nothing to write about something that doesn't exist you should probably just not write anything at all. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:31, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some hormonal teen wasted an evening on this bin liner. Flopdoodle. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:43, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Wikipedia reference is to a disambiguation page with five references, all from Web and gaming; Blarg itself does not merit a page. Here either. The only serious content is a translation of Genesis into LULZ. Breathtaking. Spıke Ѧ 09:16 24-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has nothing to do with the race from the first Ratchet and Clank game. I am dissapointed. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:51 AM 9/24/10
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't think so, Tim. "...being everything, but yet somehow nothing..." I think it's about to be a lot more nothing. And per Count of Monkey Crisco. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 21:25 Friday, September 24, 2010
Comments

The Church of Duck

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless you find the word "duck" hilarious this is garbage. I think ti's realted to some other duckcruft we cleared out months ago. It's just a rambling story, then some ducks, then a little wacky war, then more ducks. Displays only the most feeble attempts at humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:34, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, this is from Hogie506, whose works you asked me to comment on last January. The point of the current article, which that purge missed, is to anchor the author's duck-based alternate universe, much of which has been deleted by VFD. Except for that, there's not much going for it. Spıke Ѧ 11:50 23-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 00:19, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I know what, change everything to Church of Christ the Chicken and we'll have a feature! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:54, September 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Duckistan, obviously, survives. Ducksberg, supposedly its capital city, redirects to Duckburg, which is someone else's work, crappy in its own right. For duck-themed articles to be really funny, they must not simply be an alternate world where all the people are ducks, but have a humor concept of what the implications of that might be. Spıke Ѧ 11:55 23-Sep-10

Template:TVStars

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In theory, a sectional template of TV stars would make sense. Albeit, the subject might be too broad, causing an overly large template. At any rate, this isn't how to go about creating one. --Mn-z 00:51, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of the five entries in the template, of the four that actually exist, none of them use the template. Spıke Ѧ 01:50 23-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. what they said.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  23 Sep 2010 ~ 03:58 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mama Luigi sets of my delete reflex. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:35, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Sgt. Frog

Score: 9
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft, nothing more. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:48, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No photo, no real-world basis, no concept, no humor. Spıke Ѧ 14:01 22-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't think so, Tim. This has lasted almost two years and it looks like this? The concept is vague- its description even more so. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 14:28 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junior Uncyclopedia. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:53, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Odd... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100922 - 17:39 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Since when does a sergeant rule the world and retain such a small title? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 2:32 PM 9/22/10
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--HM (T) 20:23, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. more red links than blue and more lists than article. --Mn-z 00:54, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't understand a word of it, and I speak Japanese! It's mostly fancruft nonsense; the Wikipedia article on it is actually funnier. --TheSlyFox 05:32, September 23, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • This is a real thing by the way. It just has a terrible article on it.--HM (T) 20:23, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

Lich

Score: 9
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Found because it contains {{Awilde}}. This monster-cruft from 2005 assumes that humor requires no more than to drop the name either of Oscar Wilde or any Republican. Spıke Ѧ 23:39 21-Sep-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete Not quite. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg weak delete Looking at it, it doesn't scream "Delete Me!" but I fail to see any humor, or except for the initial pic, any material worth keeping. --Mn-z 02:56, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Close, but no cigar. Or cigarette for that matter. Could be a lot better, but the concept's gone stale, much like the loaf of bread in my kitchen. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 02:59 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (consults wikipedia)...oh so that is what this is all about. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:05, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Nuke I agree, the initial pic should be moved out of the blast area first, though. --TheSlyFox 13:12, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Barely The first image is a keeper. The article itself might possibly turn into something worth a crap with hours of work put in by the best we have to offer. I don't see that ever happening though which is why I'll vote delete. --—John Lydon 14:28, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Blatant crap.--HM (T) 20:30, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Poor abused liches... poor, poor things. They don't deserve this. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100923 - 02:25 (UTC)
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Template:Awilde

Score: 9
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. references a deleted subject, and is pointless ugly box. --Mn-z 22:56, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless, and ugly. But in addition to the deleted article for which this template was created, it is also used in the monster-cruft Lich. Spıke Ѧ 23:26 21-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nobody's using it, nothing really needs it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:53, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:07, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. --TheSlyFox 13:15, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Burninate! I can't picture any scenario where this template may come in handy. --—John Lydon 14:26, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't think so, Tim. As per the above. I'd add something else, but it looks like what I'd say has already been said. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 17:01 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
  8. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  I'm not seeing any redeeming value to this...--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 17:04, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Stupid and completely useless.--HM (T) 20:32, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
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2112

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. as about as "good" as can be expected for a list of events involving in-jokes, random celebrities, and deleted articles that takes place 102 years in the future. --Mn-z 22:40, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mn-z in Comments convinces me that the fate of this piece of crap need not depend on the fate of the rest of the series. Spıke Ѧ 00:30 22-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg THE RED LINKS!! There are so many!! And it doesn't compliment the article at all. Exterminate at will. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:04 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:20, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dull. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:58, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A list with too many redlinks and not enough funny.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 17:06, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Same comment as below for 2100 AD - Before the End of Time. I agree with Mn-z's comments. Articles about future years (though this one's intro implies that it's 2112 BC) give anonymous authors utterly no constraints and invite listcruft with no humor, but it should be deleted only given a plan on what to do about the series. Spıke Ѧ 23:33 21-Sep-10
    • It looks like this page is out of the "official" timeline. It appears as though the timeline system is a complete mess, some years have their own pages outside of the timeline and some pages lack the proper navigation template. On a related note, I don't think its too bold to trim back the time line to say a decade after the present. Even if we blanked the pages (except the navigation templates and cats) and started over, we probably wouldn't miss much. --Mn-z 00:18, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

2100 AD - Before the End of Time

Score: 6
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Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I didn't make it all the way through, but the only redeeming value I can find is it has become an IP vandals playground of sorts. Lots of listcruft and random unfunny ramblings. --—John Lydon 15:05, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. and 15 hits on Chuck Norris. --Wilytank 21:07, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I thought we were supposed to be rewriting the timeline? Anyway, this is 2005cruft-style randumb date vomiting, and I can't see it turning into anything better. --Mn-z 22:32, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:46, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Endless, redundant rambling --TheSlyFox 12:41, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. What Mnbvcxz said. Fucking hate these things. Saberwolf116 20:27, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • The page is horrible, it is a past and future magnet for IPs, its topic (current events at Armageddon-minus-delta) is a case study in "nonsense year numbers," and it clearly merits the template Zombiebaron slapped on Made up Words for automatic administrative deletion. However, it is a part of a series of articles, and--like the articles on Interstate highways--should only die after a decision on what to do with the rest of the series. Spıke Ѧ 21:29 21-Sep-10
    • I agree as a general rule. However, this is about future dates. I would vote keep (with a strong suggestion of a purgication) for the parts of the timeline before the present. However, I really can't much of value of a timeline that goes into the future. We might be able to link to a few good articles about future events, but such a timeline will either be skeletal at best, and realisticly, would be laden with so much random crap that it would overshadow the references to articles that don't suck. --Mn-z 22:37, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Wrongly Categorized Article H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (7)
  1. K\//P It's a wrongly categorized article. And a poll. And a guy with some wine. Not bad for one article. Aleister 23:42 20 9
  2. Keep Lulzy. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:53, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Hesitant keep - I think I might smile if I was looking at something like Category:Animals and I saw "Wrongly Categorized Article." It's kind of a tautology that Wrongly Categorized Article is wrongly categorized no matter what category it's in, right? Not the funniest joke ever, but not the least funny, either. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:58, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Wacky... but I like it.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 00:02, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a bit long for the joke, needs some polishing, but still worthy. --TheSlyFox 12:44, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. It could use some polishing, but the concept is alright. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 14:38 Wednesday, September 22, 2010
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As per above. It's not the best execution of the idea, but the idea itself is solid.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 16:26, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (5)
  1. What the fuck is this? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:44, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First-person ramble doesn't belong in mainspace but back in someone's Sandbox. Spıke Ѧ 04:29 21-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Limping llama humour. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:45, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I felt like that article was hitting on me. Articles shouldn't hit on people. --—John Lydon 14:40, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, and I like humor in the articles, not in the support areas. Redirecting VFD to my SSGP might make a few people smile too, that doesn't mean doing it is a good idea. --Mn-z 22:46, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  1. I think the article should be deleted by an admin (as per the article) and then brought back to life and expanded.--Sirrah CatshirE Chess the Striker2117 14:53, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Keept. -RAHB 03:50, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Fred Dibnah H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Quality could be better, but it's about someone Wikipedia calls an "eccentric" and "cult television personality," and its satire is based on the real thing. Spıke Ѧ 10:42 20-Sep-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It only looks like complete ramble because he is eccentric and not well known (at least on the Yankee side of the pond). And unlike most people who've had robot armies associated with them, he could actually make them. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 16:42, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Feep This article is better than bread on bread. Aleister 20:44 20 9
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not the best quality in the world, but it's acceptably funny. --TheSlyFox 13:47, September 22, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Unfunny ramble with mostly IP edits throughout its history. Saberwolf116 10:37, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Keept. -RAHB 03:48, September 23, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Speedy Gonzalez H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Admittedly nothing great (like mispelling the name!) but don't think it should go to the recycling plant yet. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:39, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Article has now encountered a recycling plant of a very different type. Spıke Ѧ 05:48 20-Sep-10
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Is Slowpoke Rodriguez next?  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  20 Sep 2010 ~ 06:22 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg A keeper now that Spike has conquistadored it. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 20:55, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Great save. Feature! Aleister 12:09 22 9
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm not saying you couldn't make an article based on the joke "Speedy Gonzalez is an illegal immigrant." but this is so woefully undeveloped and unfunny that we lose nothing by deleting it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:05, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unfunny, probably won't come back any worse. (Except if its written by a furry fan, but I digress.) --Mn-z 15:11, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Latino? Let's do a stubby article about illegals and how Mexico is a big toilet. I modestly suggest the concept has nothing to do with "Speedy." Spıke Ѧ 00:43 19-Sep-10
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🔒 Template:A-K H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg conditional keep I'm guessing this template isn't working due to the parser update. That could also be causing the other coding errors on the page. Its actually impossible to solve the duplication issue for a random generation template at the template level. {{R}} needs to be used at the point of transclusion, but I digress...
    As much as I hate personal templates, it seems rude to delete this since its legitimately being used and its not ugly colored box of canned "humor". I would suggest possibly userspacing this and updating the link in the user's webpage. --Mn-z 01:45, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Let's find out what the user intends to do with it before deleting. Otherwise they'll just recreate it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:51, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
    The user doesn't intend to do anything; he loudly announced his retirement from the site last January 3--and stuck by it. Spıke Ѧ 00:49 19-Sep-10
    At lot of regular users have left and come back. Including myself, and I even left a dramatic leaving message. Its not really hurting anything, and isn't a spamage magnet. --Mn-z 16:14, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I really can't see why. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:58, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep per TKF. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:58, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Keep... although userspacing it would work just as well... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 03:42 (UTC)
Delete (4)
  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The template is the letter Q. Love, Ethine sig.png 
    In fact, it shows A, 2, 3, ..., 10, J, Q, K at random on successive calls. Spıke Ѧ 00:43 17-Sep-10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this could have been put on QVFD, but ok Wanna see a magic trick?
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:03, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg User-fy. Spıke Ѧ 04:27 21-Sep-10
Comments
  • It looks like the template is supposed to generate a letter from the alphabet that is between A and K. It's only used on one page, which it doesn't work on. Love, Ethine sig.png 
    User, in his Sandbox, is trying to deal cards for Blackjack. But the template doesn't solve the problem of duplicates. The file in question needn't and shouldn't be in the Template space. Now, can you figure out how to affix {{VFD}} without also tagging his Sandbox?! Spıke Ѧ 00:47 17-Sep-10
    <noinclude>{{VFD}}</noinclude> prevents the VFD template from transcluding into articles. It should be used on all template vfd noms. --Mn-z 01:31, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
    I did indeed tag it <noinclude>{{VFD}}</noinclude>, directly after Spike said that. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeDS 06:47, September 22, 2010 (UTC)

IGN

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There's nothing salvageable here. It's just rude, unfunny non-sequiturs. --FoxTrax 21:20, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Your mom sucks!" is vandalism. The rest is stupid babble. Spıke Ѧ 21:40 20-Sep-10
  3. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Stubby and dull. Saberwolf116 23:41, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mission abort. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:46, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Crap I mean that in the nicest way possible. --—John Lydon 14:41, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank 14:44, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:47, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Nominator forgot to put the VFD tag on, so I'm restarting the timer. Saberwolf116 23:41, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Natasha Henstridge

Score: 6
Keep (1)
  1. Keep The nominator is a vandal so this nomination is invalid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Um, I see nothing that says that's true.--HM (T) 20:44, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
    Other than the guy was going on a vandalising streak as he nominated this. But hey, I guess his vandalising was constructive, wasn't it? I'm gonna go post goaste on the main page because that's always hilarious. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:33, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
    No, I meant the thing about banned users making nominations. Also, I'm not going to respond to that second comment.--HM (T) 01:20, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (7)
  1. Someone forgot to make it funny. Fahrvergnügen 22:52, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:05, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--HM (T) 20:44, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Nothing in the rulebook that says previously banned people can't nom stuff-nearly all of us have been banned at one point. Also, this sucks. Saberwolf116 23:39, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete This is no good. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:52, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random is not funny. "...suddenly had the urge to drink living tomato juice at least 7 times a day"--Oh, I see. Spıke Ѧ 14:55 21-Sep-10
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's shit. --Wilytank 15:04, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Someone forgot to make it sexy.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 00:33 (UTC)
Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. It appears the nominator was "only" banned for a week, so we doesn't fall into the category of "vandal": At least not yet. And since the article is primarily a 2005 ip creation, so I don't think is nomination was made to generate drama. Oh course, I'm not completely aware of the situation, and I would have no problem with an admin invalidating this nom. --Mn-z 15:00, September 18, 2010 (UTC)

Nazi Mexico

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wanna see a magic trick?
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article on Mexico suffers from the claim that Mexico (1) is operated on the Nazi model and (2) is beset by a long, cryptic Aztec vocabulary; neither of which is true, limiting the humor potential. You can't ridicule Sarah Palin with an article on her peg leg. Nazi Mexico steals some graphics from Mexico and substitutes a single introductory section that relates to nothing at all: Even worse than the original, for which a parallel article was never necessary. Spıke Ѧ 14:45 20-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Noobtopia. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:52 AM 9/20/10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would give this article a final dog end, a blindfold and the order to fire. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:49, September 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 Mars Bar H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (8)
  1. Keep....enough there to improve this into something fairly decent... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Keep. Not nearly crap enough.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:45, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Okay. I wasn't convinced at first, but it grew on me. Still needs a bit of work and a new intro, but there's a solid backbone here, though a pretty subtle one. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:13, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep I like what's there, and I think it can get better if given time. And I support what Sycamore the fucking bastard said. Recently there have been far too many fairly decent articles and categories nominated for deletion. It's as though you all are scraping the barrel trying to find stuff to put on here, and lots of pretty decent/good stuff is being deleted because of it. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:45, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Froggy and Dexter Aleister 18:05 17 9
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yes. (Edited a bit & added the proofread template for... well for if it survives and stuff.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 00:13 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg bandwagon keep Per Hyperbole's/MrN9000's theory that if several people like an article, it should be kept regardless of how awful it is. --Mn-z 01:08, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Keep It's actually not too bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:10, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg I don't think so, Tim. Either a heavy rewrite is needed, or it needs to be deleted. I favor the latter option. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:09 Friday, September 17, 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. (I added {{VFD}} for you this time.) Young author is asked to write an essay on...let's see...the Mars Bar; only approach is to read the ingredients and pun or ramble away. Goofy pronunciations get old fast. Spıke Ѧ 00:21 17-Sep-10 PS--Mhaille has written a fine new lead paragraph, but hasn't picked a better approach for the rest of the article. Spıke Ѧ 00:47 19-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. God needed to create water. Then he had to create the sugar bird. They then mass breed the sugar bird. Then they mass murder all the sugar birds so that they can get it for the Mars Bars. Upon actually reading the article, its worse than it looks at a glance. --Mn-z 02:07, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There a joke that got stale fast. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:19, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If all else fails, drop it into the deep fryer..along with the author. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:25, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Leave in the hot sun and let melt.  Completely random ingredients. Exactly three non-reverted edits since the last go-around, and one of them is {{VFD}}. (A small possibility that the "Martian tavern" concept might work.) —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 10:11, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Sometimes I wish would say more of why when they vote on things... those that voted keep last time didn't say much, though what they did mention doesn't really help this article's case now as the thing apparently hasn't changed much since, ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100917 - 01:48 (UTC)
  • It's very unfortunate that we so many "editors" on the site who are more focused on removing content than adding positively - a sign of an unimaginative and unwelcome element on the wiki.--Sycamore (Talk) 11:50, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
A fair point but what's the solution? Sickbay?? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:16, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
Only the very worst of ICU survivors should even be considered after slipping through the net - other than that, maybe go re-write or write an article. Failing that - get a fucking job or something.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:38, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif For!  Happytimes.gif
Sycamore - you're just plain wrong - so much utter shit gets kept. VFD is back to its pointless bandwagon trolling best. I'll leave it alone to imaginitive people like yourself. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:36, September 19, 2010 (UTC)

Keept -RAHB 00:01, September 21, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Template:Adornocontent H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I makes me think... --Wilytank 18:30, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep "I NOMINATE TEMPLATE BECAUSE I AM BOREDEDEDEDEDEDEDED!!!" Wut? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:41, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nothing inherently wrong with this. Aleister 21:44 17 9
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg GREAT TEMPLATE IS GREAT! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:20, 18 September 2010
  5. Hahahahha --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:39, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I may not like it, but it's not hurting anything. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 07:42 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg After pondering this template thoroughly, and, of course, critically. I have concluded... THAT IT NEEDS TO FUCKING DIE!!Wanna see a magic trick?
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. pointless template with foreign-cruft. --Mn-z 23:39, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Further proof that author has adopted Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno as a life role model and thinks we all ought to care. Half a dozen pages will have to be edited, probably in each case to the reader's benefit. Spıke Ѧ 23:57 16-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Thatdamnedfollowspot wants you to delete this template thoroughly, and, of course, critically. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 00:16 Friday, September 17, 2010
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:05, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. NRV.--HM (T) 20:28, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg I don't like it. My reason is the best ever, neither thorough nor critical. Huzzah. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 03:48 (UTC)
On second thought, that's a horrible reason. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 07:42 (UTC)
Comments

180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. I see it's merit, but not it's usefulness.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 05:59 (UTC)

Look at The State, where it seems to fit perfectly. Aleister 3:06 19 9

Keept -RAHB 23:59, September 20, 2010 (UTC)

Jared Padalecki

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Supernatural protagonist #2. Semi-famous TV actor's bio heavily padded out with randumbo. Almost zero to do with the actual person and no attempts at humor that relates to him. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:21, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Cockzilla --Wilytank 14:48, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Theodor Wiesengrund Adorno

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. more random ramblings about dead German people no one in the Anglo-sphere has ever heard of. --Mn-z 23:35, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I suspect Hyperbole has heard of him! But this attempt to map a last-century German Marxist philosopher into either a Leet superhero or a puppy-dog had me wondering so much about the author's sanity that I didn't stop to laugh. Wikipedia bio is turgid, unless you really like that stuff. I might flip if someone explains why this is more than "random ramblings." Spıke Ѧ 23:55 16-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:04, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 10:39, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Author, username Adorno, last came down for breakfast three years ago. Spıke Ѧ 00:01 17-Sep-10

John O'Groats

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. John O' Groats is the Northernmost village in Scotland and a minor tourist trap. This article is an unfunny ramble about an alien. They sort of tie in near the end but there's no payoff and no humor to speak of. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:54, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He's right; and the only tie-in is to a certain trinket shop in town; author must think it's funny, but doesn't tell us why. Spıke Ѧ 08:47 19-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per the article making only a passing reference to the nominal subject of the article. --Mn-z 16:17, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just basically a nothing,unillustrated article not worth keeping. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:27, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What they said. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100920 - 04:03 (UTC)
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Jeffrey Dean Morgan

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first of a trifecta of crufty articles about the male leads of the TV show Supernatural. The majority is a ramblin' wizard story, then some stuff about people he's boned. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:53, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:23, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who knew Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Robert Downey Jr and Javier Bardem were triplets! Me neither but still doesn't amount to a pile of baked beans. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:34, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Actually, it amounts to a lot of beans, or at least the result of eating them. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 08:16, September 20, 2010 (UTC)
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Uncle Andross

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A random-as-hell article about a video game villain I have never heard of. --Mn-z 00:33, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You've never played the Starfox series? Damn shame. It's like this article but completely the opposite. For example it's well made and not stupid. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:35, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know the character this article's about, but it's okay, because at the end of the day, it really isn't about anything. Spıke Ѧ 01:38 19-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another teen bedroon epic that fails to realise that no one else knows what the hell this is all about!--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:30, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Skankafarian H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Skankkeep Seems to be well written, on topic, and a lot of work was put in on it. And I had some smiles from the page. It has potential for improvement, but not quite bad enough to deskank. Aleister 18:00 17 9
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A bit junky but has a reasonable idea (at least to start with) and needs a tidy up. And misses an open goal with no joke regards the 'Diary of Anne Skank'. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:13, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. I'm of the opinion of the two guys above me more or less. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:27, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep. Fuck sake.--Sycamore (Talk) 20:39, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Keep FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:06, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Ha! Boy this DOES need a lot of work, but I started it for you (I'm especially proud of: "by exposing their general pubic to the general public.").  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  18 Sep 2010 ~ 00:57 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg bandwagon keep per above or something. --Mn-z 14:46, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Definitely could use some work (reads too much like a list in a blender), but the concept is OK. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 04:44, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I can't really describe how awful this is, nor can I find a quote that sums up just how greatly terrible it is. Seriously, guys, not okay. Love, Ethine sig.png 
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A vehicle for a hatchet job on various teenage stars. Author can't be a lover jilted by all of them; probably a teenage He-Man anxious to declare to the world that these beauties have no effect on him. Spıke Ѧ 09:59 17-Sep-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Wilytank 15:29, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.
    Who dat? Dat HELPME? Where'd yo signature go? Y'all niggaz need ta find dat. It dun ranned awai or sum shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:06, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Jensen Ackles

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The "best" of the Supernatural cast articles, it's still kinda shabby in a general way. The fact that three paragraphs are sporked from a Wikipedia version verbatim does not increase its chances of surviving the VFD gauntlet. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:51, September 18, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Those three paragraphs shout, "Don't read me!" And guess what, there's nearly nothing else left to read. Spıke Ѧ 01:40 19-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Contents seem to consist of boring and crap (though not actually much overlap)... thing it would benefit from most, methinks, would be a point. Someone can rewrite it when they come up with one. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100919 - 14:33 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:19, September 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Playstation_move

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "this is my first article i've made and i have already gotten bored of writing it, i just wanted to have something on the site before it freezes please don't delete" Love, Ethine sig.png 
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak keep. Although this is bad game-cruft, it contains a gem: the notion "that people playing motion control games [might] feel slightly less embarrass[ed] with two glowing dildos in their hands." Spıke Ѧ 09:56 17-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Typical bliphead junk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:04, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dull-ass-shit. --Wilytank 18:28, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Let's just kill this and forget about its existence.--HM (T) 20:25, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Tool Assisted Speedrun

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. Unfunny cruft. Saberwolf116 03:02, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is pretty bad but it'll probably not get deleted. People around here are absolutely in love with broken English. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:14, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am VFD's biggest cheerleader for Pidgin English and I rarely prevail on that. Most cases, such as this, combine inability to use correct grammar with inability to provide all the details to let the reader understand what you're talking about. Also, this is essentially game-cruft. Spıke Ѧ 09:52 17-Sep-10
  4. WTF....--HM (T) 20:26, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Maria Graefin Doenhoff

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. "I don't like this person, so I'm going to flame them." Basically the entire article. Saberwolf116 10:39, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A hatchet job on the spouse of the German chancellor from 1900-1909, pictured at Wikipedia:First Lady of Germany, despite the caption. The result of a multigenerational grudge? Spıke Ѧ 11:20 16-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:20, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg What? Basically sums up my whole opinion of this article.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 22:02, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. my guess is she was responsible for the author's great-great-grandfather not being appointed to a cabinet post or something. --Mn-z 23:32, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've heard of holding a grudge but this is bizarre! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Romartus (talk • contribs)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. lolwut? No, seriously, what is this. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:51, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Kevin Barrett

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This article deserves to either be kept or exterminated, its the last of my articles (2). Ye, this is Kremé, and I am throwing in the rag. I understand this is common among 13 year olds? --Karimfreek 20:08, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

If it's your own article, then just put it on QVFD. Saberwolf116 10:39, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
He can't. That would be ban evasion. Spıke Ѧ 11:14 16-Sep-10
  • So this should have gone to QVFD, as Saberwolf said, instead of sitting here for 44 hours completely unattended. What the hell is going on? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 16:18, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
    Dunno. It's kinda like those 5 vandals (okay three vandals since one guy was just using socks of rappers) from last night that were just fucking shit up for over an hour and a half until Zombiebaron saw them (I don't think he caught one of the IPs, though). I mean, I did just kick back and watch them do it (F5 recent changes during a vandal spree to have a good time), but still, it's almost as though we need another admin or two because a lot of stuff is going unnoticed or something. Dunno what you think, though. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:59, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Planet X

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. So I reverted & edited it 'cause it's got potential for the Gen X set.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Sep 2010 ~ 00:26 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. However, it is very short, and that almost made me vote Delete.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 05:59, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Noted. Happytimes.gif
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ants? Jackalopes? Taliban. It's mostly random ramble hat threatens to break into wacky war. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:24, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another article with something meaningless about something nonexistent. How meaningless? "For ambiguity purposes they have been dubbed Ed and Ed." Spıke Ѧ 22:40 12-Sep-10 First paragraph remains true even after Happytimes's revert. Spıke Ѧ 00:34 13-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A doodlestub. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:10, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. unless there is a reference I'm not getting, this looks like pure random to me. --Mn-z 23:44, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
            Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. this. Happytimes.gif
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this crap should have been aborted ages ago. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:49, September 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I find it funny. Please move to my userspace @ User:Happytimes/VFD/Planet X if it fails.

Chronicles of Canon and Anon

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Odd and weird but considering how real dire tripe is kept, I can't see why this should go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:37, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Needs a bit of a rewrite but is in no way bad enough to just get deleted.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 06:02, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Wow, the sequel is actually a bit of an improvement and that one sucked. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:56, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Chronicles the arguing voices inside author's head, which involve drunkenness/hangover, suicide, homosexuality, Jesus Christ, and Kitten Huffing. Unfit even for UnScripts. Spıke Ѧ 10:26 12-Sep-10
  3. Delete. Lost me with the unfunny Oscar Wilde quote, never got me back again. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:57, 12 Sep
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Just shit, really. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 12:27, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. delete I'm desperately trying to identify something this article doesn't lack. I really should spend my time more usefully. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:14, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Lipocram H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The concept that someone would want more fat via syringe is workable. I've de-listed and de-loused this article; much more could be done. Spıke Ѧ 10:43 15-Sep-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice work SPIKE, he's made fat admirable. Aleister 18:29 15 9
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I agree also as well. DJ Mixerr 18:05, September 16, 2010 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 20:35, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Decent enough... Spike did well. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100916 - 23:36 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We get a concept with some novelty potential: a reverse liposuction procedure. What do we get for development? Listcruft and the weakest George Bush jokes this side of Jay Leno. To make this work this'll have to be torn down to the root concepts. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:12, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Count, you realize that even Jay Leno isn't still telling George Bush jokes? Spıke Ѧ 10:43 15-Sep-10
    As a matter of fact I don't. I stopped watching after Leno made a particularly lame Bill Clinton reference in 2003. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:04, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeDS 06:41, September 17, 2010 (UTC)

Recon

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gamercruft, then listcruft. Nothing more (and somehow quite a bit less.) --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:01, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sad that some grade-schooler thinks this is what writing is about. The only work in the last two years is Anons tweaking the long lists. Spıke Ѧ 10:58 15-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Another submission for Junior Uncyclopedia. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:19, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny listcruft.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 22:03, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Baby Weasel

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like it's mostly wibble and ramble. Older versions were wibble, ramble and Chuck Norris. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:53, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Picture is cute. Story is unbegun. There is no concept. Spıke Ѧ 11:03 15-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wah..! Where is Deep Stoat? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:53, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My eyes burn--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 20:21, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Mind-control squid

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Squidiotic. This stub stands on little more than a Chuck Norris joke and a couple of lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:50, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More ramble about something nonexistent. Spıke Ѧ 10:33 15-Sep-10
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Inky Immolation. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:50 AM 9/15/10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Run this one by Don Calamari. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:23, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
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Fall Out Boy

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Piece of crap page. No humor... Useless and sickening jokes... indeed the work of an insecure retarded hack. Any reason to keep this page? No. Not at all. Please eliminate this eyesore. --User:TheCharcoalInpachi 5:33, September 15, 2010 (EST)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Angry teen douchebag hates a musical group. Grumblebitching ensues, hilarity does not...Whoa... Deja vu.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:25, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Inept vanity about a band you will never encounter, built around the theme of homosexuality. We can be grateful that "People Who Survived Listening to Fall Out Boy Albums" is merely a useless section and not a Category, or it would have a dozen supporters. Spıke Ѧ 11:02 15-Sep-10
    Um, actually, it's a pretty famous band, SPIKE. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:14, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Was a famous band. If I recall correctly, they broke up like a year ago. Then again, I could just be pulling that out of my ass, but still. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:38, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
    Just part of the life cycle of a band, man. Year one: "Holy shit, we're in a band!" Year two: "Holy shit, we got signed!" Year six: "I hate you faggots and I'm going solo and I'm breaking up with you!" Year nine: "Umm... you guys want to reform the band and take a regular Wednesday night gig at Caesar's Palace so we don't lose our houses?" Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:47, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
    I stand corrected. The red-linky biography merely makes it seem as though they are an Oswego, NY summer act writing about itself. The article still seems crappy. Spıke Ѧ 11:13 16-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. bawwwwww Fahrvergnügen 02:19, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Teenage Rant. Junior Uncyclopedia. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:17, September 16, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Ugh.gif Ugh. Just STFU. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 7:19 AM 9/16/10
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Brandon Boyd

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm a n00b, and even I know this isn't funny. It reminds me of the worst YouTube Poop I have ever watched. This is basically the work of a dry-humored idiot. Rate-(0)out of 5 stars. T.C.I Sept. 15, 2010 (no timestamp)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If you hadn't read the title would you have guessed this was about a real rock star? Delete this wibble landfill. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:12, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Brandon Boyd invented the penis coil, and is responsible for faggots." Indeed I would never have guessed. Spıke Ѧ 02:18 15-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Template rubbish meme ticker that doesn't even bother with an intro to say who this guy is or puts in a link to explain. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:25, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Failure. --Wilytank 22:33, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
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My Fair Zombie

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 100% goat's ass awful. Anyone can see it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:23, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An excellent concept--force-fit My Fair Lady to something not the least bit fair. And you can tell from the first sentence of the intro that this author is going to make nothing of it. Spıke Ѧ 23:35 14-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. it would help if the article didn't get off subject half-way through the 1st paragraph and then ramble on about everything but the nominal subject of the article. --Mn-z 00:03, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shame the writer's imagination stopped with the article title. I was looking forward to some jokes about Rex Harrison adopting a zombie to pass off as a member of the English aristocracy. Not very difficult, come to think of it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:28, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
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The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Moronic article which is largely unrelated to the title and mostly concerns a fight between Tom Kenny, The Parent's Television Council and the FOX channel. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:11, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Right; author's fanciful imagination about behind-the-scenes politics at Fox is not humor; nor is the listcruft of trying to cut down individual episodes of the TV show. (Thought this was about the movie?) Spıke Ѧ 23:37 14-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. old fashioned "Children's cartoon character is EBIL!""-cruft. And the fact that something with the wordmovie in its title is said to be a series isn't helping. --Mn-z 23:47, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg What the fuck?!? Stupid--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:19, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ugh. This makes me sad. So very, very sad. And angry. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 03:34 Wednesday, September 15, 2010
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Flushed away. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:30, September 15, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Dancing Elephant H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Wanna see a magic trick?
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Oh, what the hell.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 05:57, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I enjoy dancing things.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Sep 2010 ~ 06:32 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Minature Dancing elephant! Please pick on somebody your own size. Aleister 16:26 13 9
  5. Keep. Charming enough. Maybe could use some clean-up... ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100913 - 16:37 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. Cute, but there's some unecessary stuff. --Wilytank 18:31, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The two last sections don't add much in humour value, but the rest is definitely keepable. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:42, 13 September 2010
  8. Keep It's a dancing elephant. We must keep the dancing elephent. It does deteriorate towards the end, but then so does beer. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:04, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. stupid, but cute enough to survive. --Mn-z 23:52, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's an elephant who dances!!!!!! Isn't that the wackiest thing you ever heard. It's soooooo wacky. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:50, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More low-quality ramble about a nonexistent character. "No, what are you looking at this for?" Spıke Ѧ 10:57 13-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. What Count said. Wacky. Horribly, lamely, pointlessly wacky. Ugh. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 12:33, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Dung. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:06, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs a complete rewrite. --TheSlyFox 08:06, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tries to stand on its cuteness and not much else. No play on the dancing or elephantine traits of the title character. This could just as well be an article on hula-hooping giraffes or pole-vaulting cheetahs. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 08:44, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. For those who want to keep this dropping, can they at least work on a rewrite? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:30, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Lyrithia's Keep vote is phrased closest to an offer to edit. But c'mon, people! the site is about funny, not cute! Spıke Ѧ 23:58 14-Sep-10
  • Keep -RAHB 01:13, September 16, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Category:Things likely to be eaten by a grue H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep and probably stop nominating categories. How long will it be till we see things like Category:Biographies of Ridiculous Persons or Category:Bitches because they aren't completely serious? /me waits for someone to renom Category:Over 9000. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:23, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 11 September 2010
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Lots of users put it on their userpage, and many other pages are included in the category. So many users liked it. Aleister 18:51 11 9
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Classic phrase, tenable category. The actual contents need some purging to see if they really fit. In a perfect world, this category would only contain You.MEEPKUN VFH POTM VFP(IMAGES⇔TALK) 20:15, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If it goes along with that template, it should stay. --Wilytank 20:54, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.I like stupid pointless categories that are good stupid pointless categories. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 22:31 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:06, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. tired meme combined not categorizing anything meaningfully: i.e. there is no reason why any given article should (or should not, for that matter) be in this category. We already have a better and more briefly named Category:Grues for the subject. --Mn-z 04:30, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As always for categories that don't categorize. Spıke Ѧ 12:41 11-Sep-10
  3. Delete. I have no problem with categories that don't categorize, as long as they're funny. The "grue" inside joke is very, very unfunny, and should be confined to one or two articles at most. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:15, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Against nostalgia circa 2006-2007. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:44, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:53, 12 Sep
  6. Delete Grues seem to be hilarious to people who spend a lot of time alone in their bedrooms. I love the kitchen baby. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:06, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I find this category and formation of the page hilarious (the self-referential sub-category is quite clever), but defer to Mnbvcxz's assessment of not categorizing anything meaningfully to be at least 85% true. I would vote keep if this category were used "correctly."  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  11 Sep 2010 ~ 04:47 (UTC)
    I would say "funny" categories are like "funny" templates: they get real old and cliche real quick, and they tend be what people add to pages when they want to edit an article, but don't have the time to put any effort whatsoever into said edits. --Mn-z 12:29, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
    That is the problem exactly; they are canned humor, a birthday card to avoid writing a personal note. Spıke Ѧ 12:41 11-Sep-10
    But in all fairness, most people rarely receive 50 exact copies of the same birthday card. --Mn-z 12:46, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeDS 14:40, September 15, 2010 (UTC)

Huff Raid

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Kill The huffing thing is getting old. Seriously--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 23:46, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There is a clever way to expound on the benefits of inhaling poison, but this childish article doesn't begin. See also humps an external web site. Spıke Ѧ 00:06 14-Sep-10
  3. Mmmm, no. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100914 - 00:49 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. From the title I expected commandos raiding something to huff... sadly, no.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Sep 2010 ~ 00:59 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kills bugs dead. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:48, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. '"`UNIQ--postMath-00000001-QINU`"' This math also doesn't lie. --TheSlyFox 08:19, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remove with extreme prejudice. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:23, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Like ants. --Wilytank 11:36, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. huffcruft. --Mn-z 23:49, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. ...However, an article about commandos raiding the Humane Society for huffing paraphernalia would definitely be a worthwhile effort!

🔒 BeeOS H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Smite lightning.jpg keep Funny! Don't give into the hive mind which has voted delete below. (Plus I cleaned & copy-edited & added content a bit.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Sep 2010 ~ 01:43 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. As I like the idea (an operating system reliant on insects), I think this may have legs..six legs actually. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:24, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Don't you think such an OS would be (fnarr) buggy??? Spıke Ѧ 10:02 14-Sep-10
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Happytimes. Aleister 18:06 14 9
  4. Keep There's been a buzz around this article. It's a reasonable start. Just needs some...you...know....something. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:11, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (Formerly Delete.) Happytimes gets the save on what is now a happy pun-fest. Spıke Ѧ 20:02 14-Sep-10
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Wilytank 21:08, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Okay. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100914 - 21:43 (UTC)
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  1. What? Saberwolf116 21:07, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First paragraph is promising: Present a beehive as though it were an operating system. And not too much technobabble. And fourth and final paragraph is a nice final paragraph. In between, there is ramble; beyond, there is nothing. Creator was here only on 1-Nov-05, and four edits to this is all he ever did, so there is no asking him to develop the concept. Spıke Ѧ 00:00 14-Sep-10
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Hell No  Enough Said--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 00:02, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
    Delete. A shame... this had potential. Oh well. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100914 - 00:38 (UTC)
    Nevermind, then. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100914 - 21:43 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Could work with a better concept – maybe swarmbots and nanotech. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 01:34, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Cleveland State University

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  1. United 175.JPG Disintegrate. We get it, you don't like your university. But we also don't care. Saberwolf116 19:50, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article's paper thin and riddled with well used schoolcruft. To thicken it up random characters from history and popular culture are added in carelessly. Wrong, wrong, wrong. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:01, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Memes and lists; virtually nothing specific to CSU. Spıke Ѧ 00:03 14-Sep-10
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. All of the above. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 08:08, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thankfully, the opening paragraph is such a pile of randumbo that you know it can't get any better. And it doesn't. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:26, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank 18:55, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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HowTo:Listen to a Bring me the horizon album without your head exploding

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I don't hate it enough. And "infamous" is kind of a synonym of "notorious", Spike. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:00, 12 September 2010
    Rock bands may be notorious, but they are not infamous. Spıke Ѧ 23:05 12-Sep-10
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not that bad. Why nom every mid-level page, let's go for the drek of the drek. At least someone put in some time and energy on this one. Aleister 16:30 13 9
          Symbol for vote.svg For.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  14 Sep 2010 ~ 01:48 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Angry teen douchebag hates a musical group. Grumblebitching ensues, hilarity does not--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anon is a douchebag; the answer to the How To is essentially "become a faggot," the article careens between rant and ramble, and he uses "infamous" for "notorious." Spıke Ѧ 22:50 12-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish. Put out to collect by Thursday. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:09, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah, we get it. No one likes a -core loving hipster. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:55 AM 9/13/10
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jokes about Gays, gheys, fags and stoners are all pretty much used up as far as funniness goes. They weren't really all that funny to begin with. --TheSlyFox 07:52, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Chuck to the horizon. —Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 09:08, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I consider this pretty far down the drek scale. The "How To" format makes it look a little different but make no mistake, it's drek. If it were in standard format it would read like this: "Bring me The Horizon is a band of gay homos. Their music is super gay. You have to be a bisexual, stoner, queer butt pirate to even listen to it or your head will explode. Everything is gay about it. Bring me the Horizon is the worst." It's an unoriginal, hackneyed setup found on teenage Myspace pages everywhere. This joke only applies to Mr. Winkler. Improvement would start with a teardown and overhaul of concept.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC)

tim

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity with a possible personal attack in the second section. The oldest versions lack the personal attack but but they're still about some guy named Tim in Oswego NY who cheats on schoolwork. We have, at best, a page that is relevant to one classroom in west New York. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:52, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittoes Count. Spıke Ѧ 10:55 13-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Half the article is a list and the other half, borrowed cartoons. That's it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:07, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What they said. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100913 - 16:39 (UTC)
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Invisible Tartan Elephants

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Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep I really don't hate it enough. It does however need some rewriting (and pictures, AND to be a bit longer). But I really don't think it's bad enough to be deleted.Wanna see a magic trick?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo the elephant. Pretty standard cruft from 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:57, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.jpg Kill and harvest its tusks for money. –Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 09:23, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Exactly as for Dancing Elephant. At the start of Section 2, author lets us in on how he wrote the article, charming. Spıke Ѧ 10:59 13-Sep-10
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. You could make a nice piano with that ivory, and it wouldn't be a huge pile of crap. Unlike this article. -- |c|o|d|e|i|n|e| 12:30, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Scottish Randumbo without a sporran --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:03, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's peanuts, man. --Wilytank 14:48, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Delete. It's... too random for uncyclopedia. It... damn, did I really just say that? ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100913 - 16:35 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short and random.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 06:04, September 14, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Don't be foolish. The ivory would also be invisible. Then your piano would only have black keys and exposed mechanisms. Forget sculpture. Who'd want to decorate their home with invisible ivory sculpture. More importantly, how do you know your home isn't full of invisible ivory sculpture right now!?!?!--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:40, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
  • Nonsense! There's no such thing! *Ouch!* What was that sharp stabby feeling on my ass? –Tonillero (heckle • stalk) 01:23, September 14, 2010 (UTC)

Chronicles of Canon and Anon n2

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I guess this might work as abstract theater, but Uncyclopdia is not meant for that. It just seems like strained absurdity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:51, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This one (evidently Episode 1; there are to be ten) scripts not only the vapid characters but the camera angles. Minicams make it so cheap to make this operetta a reality. It's still not funny, except in the sense that one's drunkenness is always so hilarious it must be shared with everyone. Spıke Ѧ 10:29 12-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would only keep the first one. This isn't an advance so I can agree to remove it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:39, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Didn't I just vote on this? -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:58, 12 Sep
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I agree with Romartus.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 06:04, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Game:GOD 76 and Game:GOD 82 H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Keep Nomination was ineligible. You all do know VFD is one of the serious pages we have on Uncyc? You can't just bend the rules of it... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:13, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Well... Folks can, but it doesn't mean we can't vote against killing it for now. If it comes back I may reconsider this vote, of course. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 22:30 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What Dex said. We have rules and processes. If this is bad enough for a QVFD/admin QA, delete it that way. Or put an ICU template on it. In all cases of an article being discovered to be too young for VFD, its been kept. --Mn-z 23:07, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Huffing someone's article is unfriendly, and should only be done legally, and not just by letting the nomination dally until it becomes legal. Renominate it when legal, at which point I'll abstain, 'cause I don't care about Game:. Spıke Ѧ 10:34 12-Sep-10
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because of everyone above.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 06:08, September 13, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Enough with the crappy games already!                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Wednesday, 03:27, Sep 8 2010 UTC
  2. Delete Fuck this ineligible apple bringing bullshit. This is shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:09, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Kill Gay fuck stupid--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 14:38, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete. I don't care if it's too new, it still just another terrible "game". -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:54, 12 Sep
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  • Ineligible Too new. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:34, September 8, 2010 (UTC)
    Looks like Dex is right, unfortunately. --Mn-z 00:18, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
    Bandwagon comment. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:10, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  • I'm sensing admin abuse of the rules here. "Let it stay on till it reaches the minimum week of existence so it's a valid nom." That is just irresponsible. What should be done is to give the guy advice on making games. Don't abuse VFD... MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:13, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
    Do something you disagree with isn't necessarily abuse, as I've said before. However, I kind of agree with you about how new it is, but I still think it sucks, so I'm not gonna vote on this one.--HM (T) 21:43, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
    True. But "Do something the rules disagree with," is. Spıke Ѧ 10:34 12-Sep-10

Religious and spiritual use of cannabis

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  1. (Nominator/author)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apart from the commentary below, it is crap. Spıke Ѧ 00:18 12-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad hash you got 'ere mate. Nah. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:41, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Blitzkrieg. And it's not because I can't read Chinese either. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 16:54 Sunday, September 12, 2010
  5. Delete. Thing reads more like a vandalism than a well-implemented spork. Doesn't help that the author seems to want it gone as well, bringing it here instead of pee review where it could find means to perhaps make it a well-implemented whatever. Although prostrating oneself before one's unhinged peers is rarely a good idea, anyhow. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100912 - 18:20 (UTC)
  6. I'm high right now. And this still isn't funny. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:56, 12 Sep
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This is a spork of the wikipedian article. What do you think about it? --Icecream.jpgDeliciously Whipped~(Kremé) 23:47, September 11, 2010 (UTC)

Yes it is a spork. You are virtually the only editor. What I think is that you are using VFD not for its designated purpose but to advertise your work. The last time I did this, it was worth a ban. Spıke Ѧ 00:18 12-Sep-10
PS--Author replied to this, then blanked VFD and its talk page, then was banned for 2 weeks. Spıke Ѧ 22:51 12-Sep-10

Plungeism

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  1. Ugh.gif Just...Stupid. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 5:04 PM 9/11/10
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junior High. "In case you just didn't assume that from the name, dumbass." Spıke Ѧ 21:10 11-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dumb, stupid, and... rather bad, at that. I mean, it seems to have an excerpt from an IM conversation? (I stopped reading before I got there because the power went out, but still.) ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 22:21 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 23:20, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. He said doody! --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:11, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Godawful. Craptacular opening paragraph was enough to kill interest stone dead.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:43, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak delete. Per Lyrithya. The article has a good concept, it's just poorly executed. The second half of the article makes up for it a bit though. Leutnant Herr Thatdamnedfollowspot 17:14 Sunday, September 12, 2010
  8. Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:55, 12 Sep
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🔒 Janitor Man H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -4
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  1. Keep voting like the last time. It's a damn good article. Fans of Scrubs should fucking love it. The "lists" that you refer to are some of Janitor's most memorable lines. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:41, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep. I actually chuckled once or twice.--Some idiot.png (CUN) 10:25, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:06, 11 September 2010
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Why don't we delete articles that actually have no redeeming value. If they have some value that is easily seen, why use up time in putting them up here just so others have to use up time to shoot the nom down? Aleister 18"54 11 9
  5. Again and again. Plus, I wouldn't exactly say that standards have risen much from 2007. At all. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:22, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a little on the short side, but it's not kill-worthy. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 21:51, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Bit crude of implementation, but not that bad. ~ Pointy.png *shifty eyes* (talk) (stalk) -- 20100911 - 22:26 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The grouchiness of janitor man could be expanded to make this funnier. Loopygrumpkins 17:38, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An absolute minimum effort joke supported by useless lists. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:03, September 9, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dittoes to the Count. Dexter's vote confuses me; there is no talk page, so no "last time" if you mean a previous VFD vote. If the lists are memorable lines, then the alleged humor is stolen. Spıke Ѧ 00:03 10-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quotes or not, it's still a list.--HM (T) 20:39, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete Listy shite. Jokes apparently nicked from TV show. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:54, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Delete. One of those articles that is so busy laughing at itself it forgets to include the reader. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:48, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Dex provided a link. It actually has survived VFD before, in a time preceding the implementation of the "VFD Survivor" template. It was voted keep in 2007 with comments stating that it was "not beyond salvation" and "had potential". While the site improved from 2007 standards I believe this has fallen well short of its alleged potential. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:07, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
    Yup, vote to keep in 2007 was overwhelming; but my vote to delete stands, by your rationale. Spıke Ѧ 02:30 10-Sep-10
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  • To find old VFD links, go to "What links here" and look for a link that is Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archiveXXX. Setting the search to the Uncyclopedia namespace can help if it has several links. This is link to every unsuccessful VFD attempt, but may miss deletions of older versions of an article. --Mn-z 12:39, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • But in all seriousness, you delete voters should watch Scrubs. At least watch the first 8 seasons. You can ignore that 9th season if you want. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:34, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  • Watching Scrubs was one of the reasons this article seems extra useless. This belongs on wikiquote.org, not here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:09, September 12, 2010 (UTC)
  • Kept --ChiefjusticeDS 17:52, September 12, 2010 (UTC)

Metzonium Euanide

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This fictional chemical article is so crappy I had to use an eyewash station after reading it. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:39, September 10, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yuck! Instant inside joke. Spıke Ѧ 02:48 10-Sep-10
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:36, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif UBER KILL!!!!! GayFuckStupid--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 19:21, September 11, 2010 (UTC)
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