Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive199

Rice burners

Keep	Rescued. There is no way this article survives VFD; it's awfully formatted, misspelled, and its only brush with humor is to insult the Japanese. So, no harm done if I edit it in place. Romartus, it may need some new directions and photos. Spıke Ѧ  12:17 18-Jan-10 I admit I am unfamiliar with this description for Japanese cars (I am guessing this is an Americanism ?). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:28, January 18, 2010 (UTC) The Japanese like rice and they build cars, you see. On a side note, in their country they refer to American cars as "bloated, low-quality, uninspiring crapwagons". It loses something in the translation. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:33, January 18, 2010 (UTC) May lose something, but I already stole it and put it at the end of the intro. Spıke Ѧ  13:36 18-Jan-10 Keep It's a well known term in the UK and Spike has fixed it up loads already. MrN  Fork you! 18:27, Jan 18 Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:51, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:12, 18 January 2010 Changing vote to keep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:32, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Gets random quickly, couldn't find any funny in it, not linked from anywhere, rarely edited, yawn-inducing, get rid. --UU - natter 11:50, Jan 18 As the owner of a "rice burner" I find this page personally offensive. Also, it's a shitty page. It's for the latter and not the former that I vote delete. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:00, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete The concept might work better as a mere section of another article. I suppose that creating an appliance called a "rice burner" and using automotive puns/jokes might make for a full page but this one is just.......limp and uninteresting beyond saying "rice burner".....boop....hahahahahaha--    12:18, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Links to Ricer as a synonym, an extremely long article of 100% listcruft, surely written by American car fanatics in the Midwest. You'll have to pry that one from their cold, dead hands. Spıke Ѧ  12:24 18-Jan-10 Kept. Also, someone should really make Modus an OP one day. :P MrN  Fork you! 00:37, Jan 19

Project Intuhllekchual

Keep
Delete	Delete. Shoulda been ICU'd. Wasn't. Sucks. --UU - natter 11:42, Jan 18 Delete. Two paragraphs about a UN conspiracy to manufacture stupid people; succeeds only by illustrating it. Recommend we next aim at the heart of the linked UNIS universe. Spıke Ѧ  12:02 18-Jan-10 Delete.. I think the writer of this needs to stick his head down a toilet until further notice. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:33, January 18, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:41, 18 January 2010 Delete.. MrN  Fork you! 18:44, Jan 18
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The Black Cauldron

Keep
Delete	Whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:41, January 18, 2010 (UTC) "Whatever?" That was your comment after flipping to Keep on an article after my rescue!!! As for this one, it's crap from start to finish. Spıke Ѧ  03:55 18-Jan-10 Delete. Strike it down with the righteous flame of Dyrnwyn, or something. Yes, I read the books as a kid and liked them - which is probably why I hate this suckfest so much. --UU - natter 11:38, Jan 18 Delete. Eye of noob,spleen of blanker,heart of Cyberbully..huff It I say and begone...(exeunt).--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:40, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. MrN  Fork you! 18:44, Jan 18
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Chicken Little

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Delete	Tinkywinkyisgaycruft (okay, maybe not actually, but he fucked with it a bit at one point. my bad.). His name might not show up in the edit history for this page, but believe me, some of the editors of it are his socks. Overall, it's a shitty article on some shitty Disney movie about how shitty it is or something. Maybe it's bunch of shit that has nothing to with it either. Fuck this guy and all of his horse shit, is basically what I'm trying to say. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:46, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Does this article use every trite meme once? or does it just seem so? Spıke Ѧ  03:57 17-Jan-10 Delete. I was tempted to go for a Keep but if it has a dubious history attached, then add sauce and marinate. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:40, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Rolls downhill, gathering crap along the way. --UU - natter 11:27, Jan 18 Delete. I regret reading it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:47, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Category:Things not to Google

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Delete	Delete. Guay category started by Bambifan101/Tinkywinkyisgay/thelittlefaggotwhosabouttoswallowmycum. Not funny fuckin gay as shit blah blah blah or maybe we can actually use it i dont know, you tell me. --Roman Dog Bird 23:10, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Automatic vote against using an organization tool not to organize but to showcase author's cleverness--This one doesn't even do that. Spıke Ѧ  03:45 18-Jan-10 Delete. Pointless category. --UU - natter 11:34, Jan 18 Delete. Egocruft. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:43, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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The Hunchback of Notre Dame

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Delete	Delete. This was originally written by Crablogger, but then my good friend Tinkywinkyisgay later came around and jizzed on it just a little bit. That's why I'm putting it up here. Okay, maybe because of Crablogger as well he sux 2. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:27, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. You are allowed, nay directed, to revert back to a good version of the article before nominating it. However, Crablogger's last (Apr'08) was also about necrophilia and drinking one's own urine. Spıke Ѧ  03:42 18-Jan-10 Delete. Those are some fucked-up individuals. This sucks. --UU - natter 11:31, Jan 18 Delete. The authors behind this were obviously not stupid but in the process of using brain+keyboard to produce it, something fundamental was lost in the transition. It must be the Wally gene in action again. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:48, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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File:Kitten-huffing-with-a-mixer.gif

Keep	Keep. I think its funny, and its clearly not an image of image of an actual kitten blending. --Mn-z 17:30, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Someone thinks this is a "shock" image? Really? It's a cute kitten in an unplugged blender, plus some truly inept Adobe Movie Maker work. I've coughed up stuff more shocking than this. pillow talk 19:41, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep, but I don't like it. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It is a fake shock image and even if not for me, I don't see this one really falls into Pornographic/shock/gore images category. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:50, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Keep. MrN  Fork you! 17:21, Jan 18
Delete	This one should be self-explanatory, unless I'm missing something here (even though I'm 82.1% HIV positive it's fake). --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:11 Jan 17 2010 Delete. Urgh. But I shan't let my personal distaste decide this for me - as Spike says, it serves no satirical purpose and as such is unfunny and pointless. Rabbi Techno kvetch Contribs FOXES 18:39, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Special:Upload reads: "Pornographic/shock/gore images...which serve little satirical purpose WILL be deleted without warning." This is clearly the latter two. It's for the admins to decide whether this violates policy, not for me to vote on whether it's funny. Used on one user page, which is exclusively a collection of images with no written content, so the photo serves no "satirical purpose." Spıke Ѧ  11:49 17-Jan-10 Kept My understanding is that it's only when there is a picture of a penis in an image that it's actually considered a problem. MrN  Fork you! 17:21, Jan 18

Parrots Hilton

Keep	Keep. Awww. This only needs the cage cleaned (and a bad racist joke junked). Perhaps one for the RomSpike Fixit team ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:36, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Am eager to work with you again, but an article on a fictional character, notable only by the similarity of its name, will remain un-notable no matter how much additional speculating we might do. I even disagree that the generalization that blacks (at least in the US) like chicken is insulting or racist--it's just random. Spıke Ѧ  17:12 17-Jan-10 Keep. I fucking lolled. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:32, 17 January 2010 300ft high on crack --Roman Dog Bird 22:41, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep - Could use cleanup but has potential. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Pretty short and really random. Review this one and the author has not change a thing.--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 04:46, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dittoes; sad, because I want to read more from whomever wrote that the bird's only similarity to Paris Hilton is that "they are both often found with seed in their mouths." Spıke Ѧ  04:55 17-Jan-10
Comments	The other (U.F.B.I.) template is courtesy of nominator; it's ugly and full of misspellings. If it weren't in his userspace, I'd nominate it. Spıke Ѧ  11:57 17-Jan-10 Kept MrN  Fork you! 18:13, Jan 18

Telugu language

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 11:58 • Saturday, 16-01-2010 Keep. Repair in progress. Should not have been renamed recently; I know it's a language, but a Telugu speaker will look for Telugu and probably not think to add "language." Spıke Ѧ  12:52 16-Jan-10 Whatever. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:46, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Funniest language ever! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:36, 17 January 2010 Keep. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:40, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Maybe I have no sense of humor but I don't see anything funny here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:43, January 16, 2010 (UTC) Well nothing on this website is funny to begin with, but yeah. This is poop. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:45, January 16, 2010 (UTC) delete. carrot lol 04:11 January 17
Comments	Sigh! Unlike authors of some recent entries, this guy is trying hard to be funny; he's just very bad at it. He is funny if you read it aloud with your tongue in the back of your mouth like a waiter. Will you take nan, please? However, everything after the Table of Contents is listcruft, and the See Also suggests either that he thinks he is on Wikipedia or his family runs a tourist motel. Spıke Ѧ  02:15 16-Jan-10 Strange: Yesterday someone registered as BigFatTurkey, made a bee-line to this article, and did some sensible editing to finish my rescue, including deleting the See Also, which were indeed lifted right out of Wikipedia; then created a redirect to resolve my complaint above under Keep. Someone have a new sockpuppet? Spıke Ѧ  12:02 17-Jan-10 Kept MrN  Fork you! 18:31, Jan 18

Jubilation Lee

Keep
Delete	It's not often I vote for something to be deleted, but this is poopy. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 08:43, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's not poopy. It makes one satirical point, and does it well; then bows and leaves the stage. I'd slap a Stub and ICU on it, but its author, AnonIP, did this in Nov-06, did nothing else, and never returned. Spıke Ѧ  11:54 17-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:39, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Short and shit. --UU - natter 11:30, Jan 18 Delete. Should have failed a long time ago. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:52, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
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Bambi

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Delete	Delete. Shit. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 03:14, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Section 3, "Bambi and Hitler," sums up author's approach to humor. Spıke Ѧ  04:00 17-Jan-10 Delete.. Bambi is a gay and stupid movie with a bunch of crap added into to it. Or better still, replace 'movie' by 'this article' and I will agree with the author. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:43, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Random and inconsistent. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:38, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
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Nesbru

Keep
Delete	Delete. Towncruft. Of the dull Scandinavian variety. With no pics, no funny, a bunch of Norwegian words, and no point to it. And no edits for a very long time. --UU - natter 11:31, Jan 15 Delete. What he said. Spıke Ѧ  13:25 15-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:59, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Panda and Finni was close friends, Finni was even a part of the royal kingdom, but destiny had other plans in store. To be continued.... No. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 12:00 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
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Monifieth

Keep
Delete	Delete. Towncruft. Of the dull, link-free, picture-free, boring as fuck kind. --UU - natter 11:24, Jan 15 Delete. Intro asserts that this Scottish town is fictional. Remainder is high-school-centric free association. Worthless. Spıke Ѧ  13:23 15-Jan-10 DAMNNNNNNNN --Roman Dog Bird 22:00, January 15, 2010 (UTC) delete. I am going to cancel my holiday booking there. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:54, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 12:01 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
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Kitsune to Ryōken

Keep
Delete	Delete. I QVFDed it but someone else said to take it here, so here it is! If we need redirects, Po should redirect to Teletubbies instead, far more reasonable. HugePieFan1000 21:14, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is simple: it looks like this was a redirect created when Bonner moved The Fox and The Hound article. Pointless, just delete it. Also, hi Tinkywinkyisgay! -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:20, 15 Jan Delete every article Tinkywinkyisgay had anything to do with. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:31, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The article is two ounces of meat extended to feed twenty with listcruft filler. The redirect is inscrutable except for the synonym for The Fox and the Hound, which is also inscrutable. And forgive me, but I don't see what hand in this Tinkywinkyisgay had. Spıke Ѧ  22:54 15-Jan-10 HugePieFan was his sock. ;) -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:01, 15 Jan Either way, Delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:44, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Are we voting on the redirect or the article? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:34, January 16, 2010 (UTC) I assume the redirect, as the article has a different name. But my vote too is either way. Spıke Ѧ  02:07 16-Jan-10

Survival of the Sickest

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 08:35 • Thursday, 14-01-2010 Keep. Yes--This deserves a rescue. You see, there are problems with Darwinism, not just the creationism argument, but congenital un-Fitnesses like nose hair. All the current author brings to the table is a Theory by a President of an Organization (an encyclopedia cliché), the racism conspiracy, and black vs. white (although the fact that the misfits who don't have to pay to rear their kids are outbreeding the poor schleps who do, and that's another kick at Darwin). 13:05 14-Jan-10 Backbone now in User:SPIKE/Survival of the Sickest. Romartus, it needs some nose hair and maybe a tailbone. 14:16 14-Jan-10 vote flipped Spıke Ѧ  23:33 15-Jan-10 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:46, 14 January 2010
Delete	Delete. Has not developed humor sufficient for further survival. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:19, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:27, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 09:16, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Take this one to the Dog Pound of Finality.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:25, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:35, 14 Jan Delete. A pain to read for a single joke that wasn't that funny to begin with. SPIKE might be describing a potentially good article, but this isn't it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:04, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. (formerly Keep) Spıke Ѧ  00:04 16-Jan-10 Delete I still like the title. mAttlobster. (hello) 00:38, January 16, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. This made Spike have some sort of episode. That's kind of cool, but I still don't like it that much. I can explain why the things you believe disprove Darwinism actually fit very well in the model of evolutionary biology, but I'm not sure it'll get through to you. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:09, January 14, 2010 (UTC) If you read my substitute as an expression of what I "believe," then its humor still needs work--or you do. Spıke Ѧ  17:57 14-Jan-10 Comment.I don't think the idea is any good to start with Spike on this one so I am going to keep my nose hair clippers in the wash bag for now. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:07, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Closed since SPIKE has re-written it. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:37, January 16, 2010 (UTC) It's remarkable that the mere fact of a rewrite would close a debate, especially as this one got less buy-in than usual. The rewrite I am moving not to replace the deleted article, but to the formerly unused Survival of the Fittest. Spıke Ѧ  03:55 16-Jan-10

Modern Warfare 2

Keep
Delete	Delete. Previously a redirect to the main call of duty article this has been edited by IP's for a little while and is in an very poor state. I'd welcome a well written article on this topic and would be happy for it to stay if someone wants to try and save it, but right now this is just a mess. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:31, January 15, 2010 (UTC) You manage to save the world from these threats, all due to fuckn Chuck Norris. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:37, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:53, 15 Jan Delete. It will Rip your thorat out . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:37, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. In this piece of pointless listcruft, one of the weapons is the Angry German Kid. Spıke Ѧ  22:50 15-Jan-10
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-0

Keep
Delete	Delete. D'OH, Muthafuckas! --UU - natter 12:27, Jan 15 Delete. Fredd, this is not the place for a comment that you like the name. Spıke Ѧ  13:37 15-Jan-10 Negate --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:38, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I've seen a lot of articles that say "X is believed to be (something absurd)," and then aggressively insult the imaginary people who believe that. Like "A car is believed by many to be a giant leg of lamb, but everyone who believes that are stupid gay fat ugly fucks." It bewilders me why people think that is funny. How is that even supposed to be funny? pillow talk 18:20, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Hyperbole is widely believed to be a sentient stop lamp, but everybody who believes that is stupid gay nigger. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:25, 15 Jan
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Yigger

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Delete	Delete. Hnnnng. --UU - natter 12:24, Jan 15 Delete. Generic racism with no comedy rationale. Our Wigger suffices. Spıke Ѧ  13:36 15-Jan-10 Delete. Bad wibble in the center and shit on both ends. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:42, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Ride the wave. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:45, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pull the trigger on this Yigger Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:40, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Kenzilla

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Delete	Delete. Vanity? Mmm, maybe. Short, not very good idea with no links to it and no point to it? Yep. --UU - natter 11:18, Jan 15 Yep. Spıke Ѧ  13:20 15-Jan-10 Delete. The World Trade Towers? Was this written in 2000? --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:46, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:08, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete Kenzilla? I liked the dinosaur drawing.I did something similar when I was about seven.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:00, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Hold Steady

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Delete	Delete. Another '07 ICU escapist. Possibly vanity, definitely listy crap. --UU - natter 11:00, Jan 15 Delete. Probably really about a band playing bars in Texas that no one has heard of. Spıke Ѧ  13:19 15-Jan-10 Delete. Damn near the worst bandcruft I've ever seen. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:44, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Luigi, Keyboardist. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:20, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete Well if this song Girls Like Dicks is/was any good, I wonder if it will be sung on the next edition of X Factor.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:07, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Gurgleglocks

Keep
Delete	Delete. What's that, Skippy? You say VFD is almost empty? No problem, my old chum - how about a short, random, listy article that escaped ICU in '07, hasn't been touched in ages, and isn't linked from anything? That'll do nicely, you say? Good. Now piss off and push someone down a well, there's a good kangaroo. --UU - natter 10:58, Jan 15 Delete. Cute but pointless article tied together only by its desire to sound encyclopedic. Spıke Ѧ  12:42 15-Jan-10 Delete. Gurgleglocks. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:43, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:22, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete This is a case where the baby should be thrown out with the bath water. Glug..... glug glug...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:16, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Siam Invade Champa

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 08:44 • Friday, 15-01-2010
Delete	Delete. anothr gem by DarkABC., who cant doesnt speak englsh vry good, —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:07, 15 January 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:16, 15 January 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:36, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Good Lord! -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:36, 15 Jan Delete. This article makes an imaginary foreign war sound so...foreign! Spıke Ѧ  03:20 15-Jan-10
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The Daily Show with Che Guevara

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 15:29 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Delete	Delete. ICU escapist from back in '07. Practically no edits since. Random, not funny, not loved (no links) and should be put out of its misery. --UU - natter 13:19, Jan 14 Delete. What little content this article has mostly revels in its own lack of certainty. Spıke Ѧ  13:51 14-Jan-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:37, 14 Jan Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:08, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't like the title. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:13, 15 January 2010 (UTC) Neutral so I'll vote delete to counter Mahm00sha's crazy head. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:05, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	But it is another promising concept, with incompatible juxtaposition as in Emo-Hitler. What if Che Guevara was just kidding? If the guerrilla war and the overthrow of Batista was the work of novices who unfortunately took seriously a late-night cable comedy show? Spıke Ѧ  13:51 14-Jan-10 Comment. The idea may be worth saving. Nothing much else. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:46, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

The B team

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 15:30 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Delete	Delete. Starts badly, with a couple of pointless "quotes", then moves on to what is essentially a list. No real ideas or jokes, and once again, not linked anywhere, so no-one will miss it. --UU - natter 13:15, Jan 14 Delete. Our The A Team barely holds together, but it's hard to imagine that knock-offs would be anything but crappy Anon magnets. This one is simply a vessel for serial rambling. Spıke Ѧ  13:43 14-Jan-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:37, 14 Jan Delete I like the title. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:03, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:10, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. To counter Fredd's foolishness. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:30, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
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Textless

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 15:28 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Delete	Delete. Completely unnecessary, not funny, and linked only from here, so won't be missed. --UU - natter 13:13, Jan 14 Delete it before consensus declares it an archetypally bad article that must be preserved. Also delete the embedded Chaoswarning.jpg. Spıke Ѧ  13:47 14-Jan-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:36, 14 Jan a derp derp derp —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:11, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. To counter Fredd's suckage. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:26, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Plug the plug on this one. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:11, January 15, 2010 (UTC)
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Evil Dead 2

Keep	Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 08:36 • Thursday, 14-01-2010
Delete	Delete. The funniest part of this article is "acid, mushroom, mescaline, and DMT trip." ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 00:30, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ooh! God (who has been impregnated) has created a horror-movie sequel. Don't care, even if someone has a "bangable girlfriend." Spıke Ѧ  00:51 14-Jan-10 Groovy. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:55, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I did like this line: Ash shows obvious signs of dementia as he starts to laugh with furniture while watching Evil Dead 1... Yeah, laugh with your table and chairs. Now there is a concept perhaps worth pursuing one slack day. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:28, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:33, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:34, 14 Jan Delete I like the title. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:04, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Would the title be considered a worthy aspect to make it stay? ~~Sir Fightstar Rocks! CUN 17:38, January 14, 2010 (UTC)

Flash Poodling

Keep	Keep keep This is not our best article, but it is in no way close to being anything near our worst. I see no reason to delete it. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 15:52, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Per Woody. It actually starts off really good. Then it gets questionable, and then it gets bad. But it can be fixed. pillow talk 22:43, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Per Woody and Hyperbole. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:41, 12 January 2010 Per Woody, Hyperbole, and Socky. Maybe add a template to give the article some love. Sir Roger 00:27, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:17, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I like the title. • FreddIs Great In Bedd • • • 08:37 • Thursday, 14-01-2010 Keep. per above. --Mn-z 17:32, January 14, 2010 (UTC) Keep It's a good idea badly executed. Maybe stick some kind of tag that does some kind of thing on it. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:06, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Flash Poodling could be this decade's Kitten Huffing unless we stop it now! --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:33, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Meh. --UU - natter 09:46, Jan 10 Delete. If this had an idea, it soon loses direction.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:46, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:33, 12 Jan
Comments	It's got cloying cuteness and scads of red-links, author wants to write an instruction booklet rather than an encyclopedia article, and it's not intensely funny, but explain to me why it's that bad. Spıke Ѧ  21:14 9-Jan-10 kept - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:10, Jan 15

Bowling for Soup

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Delete	Delete. Lame bandcruft. All the usual suspects are here, from Chuck to incredibly funny alternate names for their best-known songs, stopping at all points in between. Not linked from anywhere, so no-one will miss it, so do us and it a favour: get rid. --UU - natter 14:24, Jan 13 What sort of faggot types out: “Who the hell is that?” ~ Metallica, AC/DC, Motley Crue, and Nirvana on Bowling For Soup and thinks it's funny? What the fuck? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:48, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Boop. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:01, 13 Jan Delete. Having through necessity (and ignorance) to check on who this band are, I came to the conclusion we should give this to Wikipedia as the real thing look less funny that this effort. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:58, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Like the average middle-schooler's put-downs of a band he can't outdo. Three edits in all of 2009, all by AnonIP, none good. Also, want to see what happens if VFD is entirely emptied out. Spıke Ѧ  02:01 14-Jan-10
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The Lion King

Keep	Keep. Intro fires on all cylinders. Final sections are listy but okay. The only way to interpret this is that the entire, inept Section 1 is vandalism. Reads better without it, doesn't it? 01:25 Upon further review, even Section 1 has potential; marred only by author's aversion to paragraphs and his unfortunate opinion that he as a storyteller is funnier than the story. Spıke Ѧ  02:07 13-Jan-10
Delete	Delete. Cruft of some description. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC) delete.The intro is better than the rest of the article which picks up some unfunny thorns in its paws and then limps on to a list and weak conclusion. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:02, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Workable concepts are present, but there's no follow through. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:13, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'm struggling to see a worthwhile idea in that mess. --UU - natter 16:41, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:16, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete Someone should be able to make a good article out of this subject. This is poor. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:03, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:09, 13 Jan
Comments	Which part is good? The lead is gay, the "plot" section (which comprises most of the article) looks like a plot synopsis rejected from Wikipedia, and the rest is mediocre-at-best fancruft like you would find in any other article about a movie/show/animu. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:52, January 13, 2010 (UTC) So, wait. Are people voting for this or this? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:23, 13 January 2010 Wow! you have found a version from an alternate universe where Sovietism is chic! Everyone else is voting against, and I think they would be equally disposed to vote against the alternate. I am wavering, and am certainly not volunteering to repair, not having seen the movie. Spıke Ѧ  00:57 14-Jan-10

Breakcore

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny, highly redlinky, and not linked from anywhere. This was actually an ICU escapist back in '07, but it's had sufficient edits since then for me to bring it here and not summarily delete it. I found nothing worth keeping - you? --UU - natter 14:31, Jan 13 Delete. Okay, intro, make me want to read. What is "breakcore"? "loosely defined extreme acoustic," then five red-links, then "bum drubbing...anal porn." You go on, similarly, to combine a panorama of ingredients--but you cannot make the sale. Spıke Ѧ  15:30 13-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Deboop. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:02, 13 Jan Delete..As the article says In retrospect it was a load of bollocks...which I can say, is very prescient considering the expected fate of this particular work. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:52, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Banana Chan

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Delete	Delete. Y'know, I could have sworn I nommed this already, but it appears I was wrong. I should've done - this is short and crap. And only linked from here, so it won't be missed. --UU - natter 13:49, Jan 13 Delete. Lacks appeal. What? Ow! Stop hitting me! --Count of Monkey Crisco 14:15, January 13, 2010 (UTC) poop --Roman Dog Bird 20:50, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Boop. Hehe. "Boop". -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:00, 13 Jan Delete. As the article says: it's a derivative hodge-podge and mish-mash of the entire anime genre, with no original thought. I quite agree. Now bugger off. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 00:01, January 14, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This is a cleverly written, promising start, which I think no one is going to finish. Author "Newlegend" did only this, on 18-Sep-09, then went away. "Banana Chan" is something real, though its Wikipedia article was deleted in 2006, and again in 2007. What's here right now is marred only by the tendency to explain jokes rather than tell them. But the referenced Bananas In Pyjamas is hideous. Spıke Ѧ  14:09 13-Jan-10

Video iPod Nano U2 HD

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Delete	Combo Delete off of Gondola of Death. I never cared for iPod jokes and now that iPods are commonplace, sundry items in society our need for them is even less so. This stubby article has nothing new to say. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:54, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pointless and not funny. --UU - natter 15:41, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:51, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -Boop
Comments	Not well done and not complete, but it is about something current and has a little cleverness. Spıke Ѧ  13:10 13-Jan-10

Crash Tag Team Racing

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Delete	Delete. It's essentially just a giant list, but if you want to get more specific than that, it's an unfunny, gamecrufty, random, boring list. It's not been touched since it was created, the author hasn't been back since, it's not linked from anywhere (spot the pattern in most of my noms?) and it should go. --UU - natter 15:39, Jan 13 Delete. Per above. Spıke Ѧ  15:59 13-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:40, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per UU. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:04, 13 Jan P.S. Boop! Delete. I shed a tear and say goodbye to an article that includes this classic line: A couple of talking male chickens serve as the announcers.....I think you will find they are also called Cocks. Which is what this in the singular. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Atlantean Ocean

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Delete	Delete. Vanilla creme? The author is straining so hard for material I want to buy him a laxative. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:39, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This brainstorming ocean cruise is utterly missing an anchor. Spıke Ѧ  13:02 13-Jan-10 Delete. Randumb. --UU - natter 16:38, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:03, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:08, 13 Jan
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Isaac Brock

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Delete	Delete. FAIL! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:27, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Starts out bad--Intro requires that you follow a story about the unnamed Third Moon of Jupiter, then starts brainstorming about its laws. The reward if you do: Listcruft. Spıke Ѧ  12:32 13-Jan-10 Delete. Just crap. --UU - natter 16:39, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:08, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Boop. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:09, 13 Jan
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Bananas In Pyjamas

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Delete	Delete. Referenced in Banana Chan, which appears below. Revolting from start to finish. Spıke Ѧ  16:02 13-Jan-10 Delete. Really, really poor. --UU - natter 16:44, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:59, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete It starts with itching but then a delicious ripe banana tree will grow inside the pants engulfing the victims genitils and eventually killing them! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:49, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Actually, that line Syndrome quoted made me chuckle a little. However, they misspelled pajamas so delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:06, 13 Jan
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CN Real

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Delete	Delete. Essentially just a list with three lame quotes at the start, this should have been ICU'd on creation but wasn't. I see no reason to keep it around. --UU - natter 14:33, Jan 13 Delete. "Hey, everyone! Here's what I think about seven shows on Cartoon Network!" Don't care. Spıke Ѧ  15:31 13-Jan-10 I jack off to this. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:42, January 13, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:40, 13 January 2010 I jack off to RDB jacking off to this. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:03, 13 Jan
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Gondola Of Death

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Delete	Combo Delete from Gondola. Steve Balmercruft? Really? Is that how you want to do this, article? --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:49, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Another aimless article, including typewriter-style "illustration" and obsolete Bush/Saddam digression. Spıke Ѧ  13:08 13-Jan-10 Delete. Crap. --UU - natter 16:36, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:52, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Booplete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:02, 13 Jan
Comments	But wait--is that a solar-powered gondola? This little twerp has assembled two cute though unrelated illustrations on the gondola theme. The alternative in User:SPIKE/Gondola is already more clever. As with Hmor, Romartus or others could stretch this in additional directions.13:22 Alternative was installed in Gondola after the original was deleted; Romartus contributed knowledge of the gondola dialogue from The Third Man. Spıke Ѧ  21:59 13-Jan-10

Durand Line

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Delete	Delete. ZZzzZzzZZzzzZZZZzzzzzzz.... Dear god, that's dull. Is there anything approaching an attempt at a joke anywhere in it? --UU - natter 16:35, Jan 13 Delete. Not funny, not meant to be. Surely we are being used to spread propaganda by one side in an Asian border dispute. Spıke Ѧ  16:52 13-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:57, January 13, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 13 January 2010 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:42, 13 Jan
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Gondola

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Delete	Combo Delete off of Atlantean Ocean. Short, listy and bad. THANKS SARAH! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:46, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Article written for no reason. I prefer the gondola made of genitals. "All the rest suck ass." Spıke Ѧ  13:04 13-Jan-10 Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 16:37, Jan 13 ?pedia --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:44, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:01, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted (by R.D.B.) in view of vote; changed to VFDc and replacement version moved in. Spıke Ѧ  21:49 13-Jan-10

Template:KIA

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Delete	Delete. Can't imagine this ever being useful. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:04, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 12:22, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A way to make a dagger in text link to Killed in Action (wow); see also below. Spıke Ѧ  12:29 13-Jan-10 Delete. Pointless. --UU - natter 16:39, Jan 13 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:14, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Don't look now but SteventheMario has been here. 25-Dec-09 version was one paragraph long, an amusing concept but nowhere near an article. He blanked the page, except for macro code, was reverted by Opty, and did it again. 02:11 Correction: It was a paragraph of prose for only that one day (courtesy of Nats1582, his only contribution ever) and before that was about what it is today. Used only in the thoroughly horrible Invasion of Uncyclopedia, which is probably an inside joke. Spıke Ѧ  02:19 13-Jan-10 post-edited

Petronas Towers

Keep	Keep. Short, yes. Incoherent, not really. I'd rather say some parts are random. Still though, it appears to me as a stub rather than a typical VFD candidate. Also, Penis. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:10, 12 January 2010
Delete	Delete. Short, incoherent mess, which has escaped our notice since 2005. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:09, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A three-paragraph attempt to cast Malaysian buildings as "fallus [sic] symbols". Spıke Ѧ  12:21 12-Jan-10 Delete. Is there a Rabbi in the house to decipher this one? Especially: Those two fallus symbols were already consired the Jewish symbol of gay enlightment. PHAILLLL. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:41, 12 Jan Lame but not a bad target for satire. pillow talk 22:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete Sir Roger 00:37, January 13, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Also, penis. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:55, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
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Black sweat

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Delete	Delete. Made up disease article suffers from bad concept, general stupidity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete..No sweat decision to want to have this removed. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:48, January 12, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Free-association by a guy with an agenda. Typos and "(you guessed it)" in intro are signals that this won't be seriously funny. Spıke Ѧ  12:18 12-Jan-10 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:37, 12 Jan Delete Sir Roger 00:35, January 13, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I know you're really not supposed to abstain on VFDs, but I'm torn on this one. To me, there's something pretty funny about having the audacity to suggest that slaves died during the Middle Passage merely because they got so pissed off that they sweated themselves to death. And yet, the article isn't good. Meh. I don't know. pillow talk 22:47, January 12, 2010 (UTC) There's no rule that everyone must vote on everything, nor against giving an opinion without a vote (except the warning above not to turn this into a talk page). The recent edict was against nominating-plus-abstaining. Spıke Ѧ  23:10 12-Jan-10

UnBooks:A UTP: Link Gets Pregnant and Dies

Keep	Keep. per last time --Mn-z 16:56, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Meh This is retarded. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 22:21, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Keep. It's fucking awful, but I think it's ascended to in-joke status. pillow talk 22:30, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I kinda liked it. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:20, 11 January 2010 (UTC) Keep. Funny, but needs improvement. Steventhemario 22:52, January 12, 2010 (UTC) So bad it's good. No really, I'm serious. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:15, 12 January 2010
Delete	Delete. That's just fucking awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:52, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Assuming that UnBooks allows for UnComicBooks, the story told here isn't witty nor funny. Spıke Ѧ  03:17 11-Jan-10 Delete.. Can't imagine why anyone is going to find this funny unless it is the writer's mother. Time for bed ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:36, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:36, 12 Jan
Comments	Right now on the substance, it's 5 Delete and one-half Keep. This article will be saved by the old, fuzzy, awful, "So bad it's good" criterion, like that rock in the middle of NH-101 out in Dublin; it's a hazard but it's sooo histoooric. Spıke Ѧ  12:29 12-Jan-10 Some things are legitimately so bad that they're good. Everyone knows that Plan 9 from Outer Space is utter shit, but it would be sorely missed if every copy in existence were to suddenly vanish forever. pillow talk 22:42, January 12, 2010 (UTC) kept. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 23:34, Jan 12

Royal Pavillion

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Delete	Delete. Short 'n' shit. Untouched for two years, not linked from anywhere except here, not loved, needed or wanted. Not funny, let's make it not here. --UU - natter 10:00, Jan 10 Delete. A matter-of-fact description of a building. With sex jokes. Wow. Spıke Ѧ  12:14 10-Jan-10 Delete.. Despite being short it packs in unfunny abuse about the city of Brighton,2012 London Olympic Games,tourists and homosexuals.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:20, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:47, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:35, 12 Jan Who was at the DuPont Pavillion? Why was the bench still warm? Who had been there? pillow talk 22:45, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Captain Melbourne

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Delete	Delete. We already have a sorta crappy page for Captain Falcon. We don't want or need a crappier page for a crappier version of Captain Falcon. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:36, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Y'know, I just came across this heap of pointlessness, and was about to VFD it myself when I got to the bottom of the page and realised the Count had beaten me to it. --UU - natter 10:03, Jan 10 Delete.game junk.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:41, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:49, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:35, 12 Jan
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Neopian worlds

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Delete	STFUN00B A typical, stupid, MMO game related bliphead hissy fit about how such and such is t3h suxxorz. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:31, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "how is that suppose to make sense?" asks the intro, a question that haunted me through the entire read. Spıke Ѧ  12:18 10-Jan-10 Delete. It appears the writer had already had tried to post this on wikipedia as well as that is now a dead link. I think we should follow suit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 20:57, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:50, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:34, 12 Jan Per Monkey Crisco. pillow talk 22:44, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
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LifeScript

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Delete	Delete. A bad concept executed badly. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:21, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Epic fail within intro! Nonsense year number violates our style, and "prattle" remark, like the one Romartus noted below, signals the reader that the article isn't worth reading. And it isn't. Spıke Ѧ  12:19 11-Jan-10 poop --Roman Dog Bird 21:21, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete - At least it doesn't mention Chuck Norris. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:47, Jan. 11, 2010 Delete.Ubergay!!!--DirectorWILLYOU 333Talk IF YOU DARE 00:12, January 12, 2010 (UTC)
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Hmor

Keep	Keep. Excellent concept (regrettable overreaction to a top-down mandate not to use British spelling), completely undeveloped. Author can't decide between omission and strikethru; never pursues even the obvious, that the currency is the Pond, nor a possible link between Hmor and the Hmong. If y'all would vomit onto my talk page some words that become promising other words when the u is removed, I'll try to weave them into an article that actualy attains cleverness. Spıke Ѧ  12:16 11-Jan-10
Delete	Delete. Humor without "U" is Hmor. Hmor without humor completely unchanged. A typical bad stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:01, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. dlete. Or give it to llgicpda. Crp. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:46, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete this nonsense and then the lad Spike can whack his portion in. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:48, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. in favor of Romartus's and my alternative--nothing left from the original except the Oscar Wilde quote and the concept of an island nation; original author hasn't been around in 1.5 years. Spıke Ѧ  22:00 11-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Alternate version taking shape at Yooser:SPIKE/Hmor, Romie taking the lead expanding it in new directions. U can help--but keep doing it with no u. Spıke Ѧ  15:19 11-Jan-10 post-edited Hmor inspired me to write this. sausage lol 22:39, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Deleted (by R.D.B.) in view of vote; changed to VFDc and replacement version moved in. Spıke Ѧ  23:21 11-Jan-10

Windows source code

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Delete	Delete.Not funny at all.--Yutsi 00:57, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Retelling the bog standard Microsoft joke in C++ does not make it any more interesting. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:09, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dittos. We stipulate that Microsoft is out to take over the world; but stating the rant in the form of a computer program doesn't bring anything really new to the table. Spıke Ѧ  03:16 11-Jan-10 Delete. Considered by many the most useless piece of code. An article that weighs itself down with this dud opening line isn't going to get any better. And it doesn't. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Yep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:22, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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The Legend O' Zelda (series)

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Delete	Delete. It doesn't get really bad until the fourth section, where it gets really, really bad. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:07, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't know from Legend O'Zelda--and would like to keep a good thing going!--but even someone who did could not view this text as more than a carrier for the (unrelated) Caramelldansen animation. Spıke Ѧ  03:23 11-Jan-10 Delete. Drone drone drone..and then comes along yet another dirty long list. Oh dear. Another literary failure. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:46, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:51, Jan. 11, 2010
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Run from Zanu PF

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Delete	Delete. Two very short and unfunny paragraphs, then 4 quotes. Go bye-bye. --UU - natter 09:58, Jan 10 Delete. There's some concept there but it withers on the vine. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:46, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Even if this grew into a real article about Mugabe and extreme crowd control in Zimbabwe, it would have to go beyond irony to actual cleverness to avoid just being a rant. Spıke Ѧ  12:12 10-Jan-10 Delete.Good idea but bad execution. Shame. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:23, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:47, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Koopalings

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Delete	Delete. If I wanted to hear a detailed account of the sex lives of cartoon turtle monsters... well I'd still go here but that doesn't change the fact that this is pretty bad gamercruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:50, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. An irreverent (but not funny) amateur character study of seven cartoon characters. Like we care? Spıke Ѧ  16:32 10-Jan-10 Delete. Kid cartoon porn.Just the ticket for Encyclopedia Dramatica. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:38, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. No humor other than smut. A shame. pillow talk 22:33, January 11, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:48, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Attack_of_the_Show

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Delete	Here's a Representative SampleHurricane Hugo and Courtney Love stormed the beaches of Normandy with the C Company on the 32nd of December, 2035. Courtney Love was shot by a Nazi wielding the shotgun that killed Kurt Cobain. She then turned into a black bat and flew away to Hitler's castle in Germany where they made sweet, sweet love. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Hnnnnng. --UU - natter 09:49, Jan 10 Delete. When two authors start using it as a talk page, it almost doesn't stand out. Spıke Ѧ  12:08 10-Jan-10 Delete. Template randumbo with added links. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:44, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Complete mess. Too bad; I wish we had this article. That show would be a great target for satire. pillow talk 22:36, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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Game Boy

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Delete	Delete. This article has been modified regularly since its creation in 2005. I didn't check every iteration of it but unless there was some anomalous moment of genius that got overwritten it's been fluctuating between "moderately unsatisfactory" and "exploding septic system" for four years. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:55, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Amazing that they are still so far away from having an article after nearly 5 years. Spıke Ѧ  21:49 9-Jan-10 Delete. Really sucks. --UU - natter 09:44, Jan 10 Delete.. Is anything recoverable from this dreck ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:05, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:55, January 11, 2010 (UTC)
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The Hidden Story of Twilight

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Delete	*Delete. I hate Twilight as much as the next hetero man, but this page is just an unfunny anti-Twilight rant. It has no place here. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:44, 9 Jan Fine, ICU it is. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:24, 9 Jan
Comments	This is the only work of a very new user. Perhaps he doesn't know "it has no place here." It is QVFD-able, but an Admin should move it to his userspace pending refinement. The article itself reads like a serious review of a new movie by someone with an agenda (I enjoyed his notion of "stachatory [sic] rape"), and its funny spots are only funny by getting the names of things wrong. Spıke Ѧ  16:42 9-Jan-10 Invalid nom article is under 7 days old. I would say that should get an ICU tag, its a bit better QVFD bad. --Mn-z 19:14, January 9, 2010 (UTC) No, it's utter shit but whatever. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:24, 9 Jan

Slodrenkinitis

Keep
Delete	Delete. I have a sneaky suspicion of vanity here, but if not, I also have a sneaky suspicion of unfunniness and pointlessness. Nothing except this vote links to it, which confirms my suspicions. --UU - natter 09:52, Jan 10 Delete. Hard to avoid the conclusion that this isn't fun but making fun of a specific person. Spıke Ѧ  12:02 10-Jan-10 Delete.. Google the name and you come to http://shaylocray.deviantart.com/journal/28934367/ where there is a boast about this article on uncyclopedia. Suggests vanity --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:31, January 10, 2010 (UTC) That the cyber-bullied kid brags about it does more than "suggest." Spıke Ѧ  03:25 11-Jan-10 That's all I needed - can't believe I didn't spot that myself. --UU - natter 09:17, Jan 11 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:21, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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U.S. v. Pope (2049)

Keep
Delete	Delete. 2006cruft at its cruftyest. 1 contributor, 1 try, 1 fail 0 progress in 38 months. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:25, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Fail - The title alone is evidence enough of what's ahead. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:33, Jan. 10, 2010 Delete. It's short, it's shit and it's had no love - easy call. --UU - natter 10:07, Jan 10 Delete. Goofy. Not funny. Spıke Ѧ  12:03 10-Jan-10 Delete.Case dismissed. Insufficient humour.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:33, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Summer Heights High

Keep
Delete	Delete. This survived VFD a year and a half ago and all the keep votes were luke warm, the sort of vote that admits that it's bad but that if someone really put some work into it it'll turn around and blossom into the butterfly princess or something. Well, a year and a half later and it's aged like Italian wine meat in a hot car trunk. Let's pretend we gave it a 17 month ICU tag and let it go. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:12, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Let me sum what Count said: This is still crap. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:37, Jan. 10, 2010 Delete. Per what I would have said last time had I voted: this sucks. --UU - natter 10:06, Jan 10 Delete. Obvious vandalism at start and end. Everything that isn't can fit in one screen, and it still isn't funny. Spıke Ѧ  12:05 10-Jan-10 Delete. If these were the heights, just as well we didn't get the lows.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:35, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete Not the butterfly princess I had hoped. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:45, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Domo-kun owns USMC

Keep
Delete	Delete. Memeful and meaningless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:18, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - The fact that it was written by a noob makes me feel bad. But not bad enough to vote 'keep' or 'abstain'. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:42, Jan. 10, 2010 Delete. Short, shown no love, random, unfunny. --UU - natter 09:53, Jan 10 Delete. All of the above. Spıke Ѧ  12:10 10-Jan-10 Delete. I am left wondering. Is that the author in the clip as well ? If not, it should be. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 21:01, January 10, 2010 (UTC) Delete I don't understand the title, I don't understand the content. I don't understand why that boy's face bounces towards me. 'Grues' and 'Chuck Norris'. 21:07, January 10, 2010 (UTC)
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Angry German Kid

Keep
Delete	Delete. User Steventhemario came to our attention with the nomination below of Morshu. His rudimentary user page lists this template-laden page as one of his works. I rewrote Angry Asian Kid but have no ideas on saving this one. Spıke Ѧ  18:11 9-Jan-10
Comments	What about the {{wip}}? If we're ignoring that, then delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:23, 9 Jan Upon closer review, you're right. Upon even closer review, if this isn't cyberbullying, I don't know what it is. QVFD, then? Spıke Ѧ  18:26 9-Jan-10 Upon even closer review, Mordillo and 2 others have found that gentle persuasion on his talk page (regarding template abuse) doesn't work. Spıke Ѧ  18:30 9-Jan-10 Comment. Spike, you don't know what is. Go to Youtube and search "Angry German Kid". Pick a video, any video. It's a minor meme based on a home made and intentional bit of webcam comedy that's been modified and repeated to exhaustion. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, January 9, 2010 (UTC) probably invalid nom the article was a day old (from when it was changed from a redirect) and had a wip tag on it. I'm not exactly sure how we count "article age" for articles built over redirects, but in my opinion, I think counting the age from the de-redirecting for VFD, ICU and related templates would make the most sense. Even if we say this article is old, it still had a non-abused WIP tag, making the nom invalid. --Mn-z 19:12, January 9, 2010 (UTC) I withdraw the nomination, per the above, also pending the resolution of people's other issues with the guy. PS--And never mind the clean-up; Steventhemario has deleted {{VFD}} himself. And added two nice long lists, sigh! Spıke Ѧ  21:47 9-Jan-10 Invalid nom. ICUd instead. ~ 23:56, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Morshu

Keep
Delete	Delete. This has more templates than content. Also, the content is pants. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:23, 9 Jan Delete. Not really full of templates; merely {{Rewrite}} and of course {{VFD}}, which the author is continuing to edit in spite of. He is not a totally new user, and last week left his gift on a number of pages, mostly involving cartoons. But yes, the content is worthless. Spıke Ѧ  18:02 9-Jan-10
Comments	Author's contribution to Pimp, yesterday, was to hard-code his own version of {{Wikipedia}} at the top (since corrected). Spıke Ѧ  18:08 9-Jan-10 Invalid nom article is only a day old. Unless this is a recreation of a deleted version, which looking at the logs, seems unlikely, it should get an ICU tag. --Mn-z 19:08, January 9, 2010 (UTC) On this one I don't care. Looking at the author's past contributions suggests that this will only get worse (if that's even possible) with time. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:26, 9 Jan Invalid. ICUd instead. ~ 23:55, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely , ,

Keep	Keep, noobs need ~ ~ too. (Besides it's not hurting anything & I think it's funnier than a few of the other "in" jokes around here.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:32 (UTC) Keep. I've grown accustomed to your face. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:18, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Keep. One of the less pointless categories, partly for the noob-friendly reasons mentioned. --UU - natter 11:11, Jan 5 Keep Funny category. Funny after all is what Uncyclopedia is all about. Spike recommends changing to "Awful musicians" but that just sounds awfully mundane. Like my idol, Oscar Wilde I am an aesthete. I believe in humour for humour's sake. --Ozymandiaz 16:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC) I don't object to the not-all-business nature of this category so much as to its absurd length--three lines, on my screen, in the section head above. Is there a shorter, middle ground that would convey irreverence without the irritating self-congratulation? Something like Category:Musicians whose work could curdle milk? Spıke Ѧ  16:54 5-Jan-10 KEEP I like it. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:21, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Oh hell no -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:15, Jan. 6, 2010 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:55, 6 January 2010 Keep. It's pretty much an institution in this site. It serves pretty well in highlighting Bandcruft too. User:Fag/sig6 15:47, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Rename. I concede the need for something like Category:Awful musicians, and concede that all the musicians currently categorized here are awful. But the only thing the long title does is signify that its creator is awfully clever--which you don't need when you're looking for something. If you're not using the category to look for something, it's merely a way, like a shoop-da-whoop animation or a Motivational Poster, to give an article an artificial goose to its humor rating without doing any original work. Neither the existing nor the proposed new name is in Category:Categories, so I don't know if there's some existing category that could cover for it. Spıke Ѧ  01:15 5-Jan-10 Agreed. When I first came here, I thought it was one of the funniest things on the website. Now it just annoys me. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 01:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Well, the first half is a good argument to Keep--though it's also a description of any joke that goes on for too long. Spıke Ѧ  01:23 5-Jan-10 Delete. It's funny to n00bs, but otherwise its unesessary. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:31, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. and merge into Category:Musicians. --Mn-z 06:58, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Now you mention it, Category:Musicians should probably be redirected to this one. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:11, 7 January 2010 Category redirects do not work. To put 2 categories together, one has to change the category link for every page is the respective category. --Mn-z 05:54, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I raised this issue when we were discussing R. Kelly--and now see Ozymandiaz's warning that I will have him to answer to. Buzzed him on his talk page, but am not withdrawing the nom. Game on. Spıke Ѧ  01:22 5-Jan-10 Victory shall be mine! --Ozymandiaz 16:33, January 5, 2010 (UTC) kept - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 21:38, Jan 9

Asplode! The Musical

Keep
Delete	Delete. More like "One Meme worked to Death The Musical". --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:39, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Worked to death" is right. Just "one meme" is wrong. Spıke Ѧ  02:51 9-Jan-10 Delete. This is a Homestar thing, right? How did it become so fucking cancerous on Uncyclopedia? pillow talk 06:52, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Funny ? Funny not. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:48, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:19, 9 Jan
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Scharnhorst (battlecruiser)

Keep
Delete	Delete. All aboard the Failboat. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:17, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It's awful! Spıke Ѧ  00:50 9-Jan-10 Delete.. Open the seacocks. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:50, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Just fuckin' awful. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:20, 9 Jan
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Tv3 New Zealand

Keep
Delete	Delete. I can tell it's bad because my eyes are bleeding. This article contributes nothing. IronLung 00:15, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Listy and full of childish cut-downs. I'd say warn the author to fix it up, but it's been done (by template). Spıke Ѧ  00:54 9-Jan-10 Crap -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:16, Jan. 9, 2010 Carp. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:21, 9 Jan
Comments	Comment.. It might be recoverable if some of the lists are dropped. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:57, January 9, 2010 (UTC)

Pilgrim

Keep
Delete	Delete. Should have been written over by Sog. Doesn't add anything to the subject not already covered in the excellent article The Pilgrim Fathers. I propose we delete and redirect. IronLung 00:11, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:44, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Article is chatty, lapses into rants, and ends with a vegetarianism scolding. It isn't horrible, but a redirect to The Pilgrim Fathers is a giant step forward. Spıke Ѧ  00:47 9-Jan-10 Delete. - This article tries, but fails. Also, fuck vegertarians. *eat bloody steak* MMMMM -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:15, Jan. 9, 2010 Delete.The gospel according to St.Crap. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:01, January 9, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:22, 9 Jan
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The National Anti-Penguin Association

Keep
Delete	Delete. This is racist against penguins. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:35, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:36, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Adolf Hitler was forced to eat poop after his teeth came off when he was still inside. Takes a reverse genius to come up with a line like that. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:48, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Indeed. What Romartus said. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:54, 8 Jan Delete. Listcruft and potty humor. Even Pingu, to which we are sent supposedly to get a membership list, is listy though not awful. Spıke Ѧ  23:31 8-Jan-10
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Category:Things Which Did Not Happen In 1927

Keep	Keep. If a category's being used, why persecute it? 1927 is dumb, but still, those 2005 features have a certain silly charm to them if you take them lightly. "Christmas! Everyone gets what they want from Santa, except for Adolf Hitler, who gets socks." --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:58, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep because there's hell of a lot of things that didn't happen in 1927. mAttlobster. (hello) 02:24, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep Per above.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 12:31 (UTC) Keep. Because. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:05, 7 January 2010 Keep. IronLung 23:45, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Spamming references to that one article we featured in 2005 isn't funny. Especially when that article is in fact random listcruft that would probably be deleted if it wasn't featured and meme-ified in 2005. --Mn-z 04:53, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Automatic vote for a category that doesn't categorize. (Should be "Things that did not happen in 1927"--Not terribly important, except in a title.) Spıke Ѧ  11:35 2-Jan-10 Delete. Pointless. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:46, 2 Jan Delete. - I thought about voting keep on this, since it seems like some kind of inside joke. Then I changed my mind. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:50, Jan. 2, 2010 SMITE THIS!!! Pointless category, one not worth mentioning anywhere but here.--TrekCaptain 07:54, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:22, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Instead of deleting it outright, maybe the category could just be emptied and used solely on 1927? MadMax 08:22, January 8, 2010 (UTC) No consensus after a week - keeperated. --UU - natter 16:49, Jan 9

Taylor Swift

Keep
Delete	Delete. She's having a hell of a year and she's pretty cute. This article, on the other hand, is having zero redeeming value and is ugly as fuck. Let's start over. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:26, 8 Jan Delete. “Taylor Swift can't sing.(She is a whore!)” The initial quote by Captain Obvious is as clever as this article gets. Yes, start over. Spıke Ѧ  22:34 8-Jan-10 oh ha ha ha ha ha lololol --Roman Dog Bird 22:36, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete - This article is the reason for the tear drops on my keyboard. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:39, Jan. 8, 2010 Delete.Taylor Swift is a god-damn retarded, Taylor Swift, the article, I mean. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete.Witless. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:44, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Red link saboteurs

Keep	Keep. It still works for me. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:03, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Keep Nothing changes for me from last time. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 04:09, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Yeah yeah, this survived VFD a month ago somehow. I don't get it, it's a page with the sole purpose of fucking up another page. It's not funny in the slightest and nobody is ever gonna search for it. So, unless somebody can sufficiently explain why this shouldn't have been huffed on sight, Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:36, 7 Jan shit lol sausage lol 23:44, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete I find this really fucking funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:55, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Assuming the nomination is proper, I repeat my comment from a month ago: "This pseudo-intellectual clap should serve to eat up the last 30 minutes of my work day." I'm grateful that Section 4, though still in self-obsession, summed up exactly why it should be hanged without possibility of parole. Section 2 is so needlessly cryptic that I never got the "good idea." It's babble. Spıke Ѧ  00:01 8-Jan-10 Delete. Utter shit. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:21, 8 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. A call to arms for the 'red linkers' ? Also as it was deleted first time round, not sure it should be allowed back in as basically the same article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:13, January 8, 2010 (UTC) what even is it User:Fag/sig6 15:46, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Article was deleted last June (Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD/archive50), re-created 14-Jul. Survived VFD 5-Dec-09 by a vote of 6-2 (Uncyclopedia:Pages for deletion/archive196). Spıke Ѧ  23:51 7-Jan-10 post-edited Delete and protect. Simple. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:53, 7 Jan Should articles like this which are deleted and then recreated identically not just be thrown into the QVFD fuck-bowl? mAttlobster. (hello) 10:40, January 8, 2010 (UTC)

AvPD

Keep	Keep. Needs work, but not horrible. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:56, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. It's short, I found no funny and saw no point. Also, nothing links to it, so it's not loved. --UU - natter 10:54, Jan 5 Delete. That's just not true. VFD links to it. "Aforementioned....extreme pretension...extreme and dramatic verbosity...." if I may quote. Spıke Ѧ  16:58 5-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:29, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sets up a premise and then actually has nothing originally funny to say about it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:11, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Buh. nigh-unreadable User:Fag/sig6 15:55, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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Template:Nintendo

Keep
Delete	ugly, doesn't have any added value. ~ 14:40, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. As above. Spıke Ѧ  14:42 8-Jan-10 Yes delete but where the Kate Bush have I put my keys? mAttlobster. (hello) 14:49, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Delete. this is a bit less ugly version in the history, but its still worthless. --Mn-z 15:42, January 8, 2010 (UTC) Oh I always hated the shit out of this template but never did anything. It's an ugly waste of space, would be happy to see it go :P User:Fag/sig6 15:44, January 8, 2010 (UTC)
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John Skeffington

Keep
Delete	Delete. The name matches a real person, but otherwise it's total flibberdyjibbet. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:08, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Intro is a classic attempt to write pompous encyclopedia-speak despite having nothing to say. The rest confirms it. Spıke Ѧ  13:18 7-Jan-10 Delete.The writing method for this was: fill bucket full of random and then proceed to nearest wall to throw contents of said container at. See what sticks and then serve. Nose pegs provided. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:48, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. goes nowhere and has an annoying "A happened. Not wait, A didn't happen, B happened." format. --Mn-z 15:24, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:26, 7 Jan Delete. - Wow, that's crap. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:49, Jan. 7, 2010 Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:31, 7 January 2010 (UTC) Delete This one could go either way. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:59, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
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Terminal Huffer's Syndrome

Keep
Delete	Delete. lists lol --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:07, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:10, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not the Badger's Nadgers. Huff off I say ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The title tells you it will be an attempt to write an article around a meme. The text doesn't even get that completely done. Spıke Ѧ  13:16 7-Jan-10 Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:22, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:25, 7 Jan Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:57, Jan. 7, 2010 Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:31, 7 January 2010 (UTC)
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The 2000s Decade

Keep	Keep. If we huff this, it's not like we're going to get a replacement decade added on at the end, is it? Kip's global threats, and the singular inability of government either to deal with them or even correctly state the problem, have been a constant throughout history. For me, the decade started typing into a DOS text editor for which, at least, I had the source code, and ends jointly typesetting with partners around the globe. Spıke Ѧ  12:09 31-Dec-09 Your vote is a buzzkill. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 15:10, Dec. 31, 2009 I say again: Delete votes should come first in these tables. Keep votes are rebuttals. Spıke Ѧ  20:20 1-Jan-10 Ha, ha, you said "butt." pillow talk 21:40, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Conditional Keep Tag it with {{fix}} and huff it if nobody improves it it 30 days. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:10, December 31, 2009 (UTC) weak keep most of it is crap, but has some redeeming value. --Mn-z 00:47, January 2, 2010 (UTC) Keep, if only for the cartoons I grew up with, some of which still have nostalgia value, for some decent movies. Hey, at least it wasn't the '80s. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:00, Jan 3
Delete	Aughtcruft - One pitiful excuse of a decade. Islamic terrorism, wars, bad world leaders, natural disasters galore, global warming, global recession, internet memes, Uncyclopedia... shall I go on? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:53, Dec. 31, 2009 Delete most of the parts relating to my ex-wife. Keep the articles I wrote. Feature that time Maurissa Tancharoen responded to my fan mail. pillow talk 20:50, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete - besides a few advances in entertainment technology, this decade was a crap one. Huff it, and then place a redirect to the 1990's. --Matfen 22:23, December 31, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  Because Uncyclopedia was founded, and everyone knows it's the worst! —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 03:30, 1 January 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  Because it fucking sucked. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 7 January 2010 Delete As per Matfen. sausage lol 23:23, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain / LOL!!! At first I thought this was an article. :P Now I realize its just a funny joke. Indeed, it was a bad decade. In some ways, in others, it was pretty good. Pretty good in ways that are personal to me, that is. --TrekCaptain 09:14, December 31, 2009 (UTC) It's gratifying to welcome an editor whose reaction time to contributions with an alternate point-of-view is even slower than mine. Spıke Ѧ  20:20 1-Jan-10 I should mention I saw this at about 3:00 AM, my local time. :P --TrekCaptain 00:36, January 3, 2010 (UTC) My child was conceived during this decade. Therefore all your arguments are meaningless - kept. --UU - natter 09:38, Jan 8

List of Stereotypes (and consequently all sub-pages)

Keep	Keep. I'm not a fan of categories, but this attempt at organization actually organizes. The constituent articles are all over the map, but the courage to tout our articles on stereotypes--and deliver readers to the exact thing they're looking for--indeed marks us as a free-speech zone. I don't fully understand the nomination; if any particular article is driven by "anger" rather than humor, I'd be for deleting that. Spıke Ѧ  01:23 3-Jan-10 dude. it's not using the stereotypes in a humourous way at all. it's just putting them there on the page. User:Fag/sig5 01:25, January 3, 2010 (UTC) I've crawled down the hierarchy and don't like the bulleted lists in the subsidiary collections. Spıke Ѧ  01:38 3-Jan-10 (PS--But it's not worth quitting over! see below) Keep Puppy already tried this. (I dunno, check the archives). It's a dumb IP magnet, yeah, but Stereotype is our most popular article and was even before Puppy rewrote it when it was still all these lists slapped into one. Deleting this would be like deleting Chuck Norris. Yes, Norris isn't funny anymore, but the freaks that populate the internet still love him. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:33, January 3, 2010 (UTC) so, what yr saying, is this is no longer a humour wiki... if so, not only do I withdraw my nomination but I withdraw myself from the site entirely. seriously. (also, at least chuck norris was funny AT SOME POINT) User:Fag/sig5 01:36, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Please! a list of stereotypes could be funny or could be a resource for authors who want to write a funny article ("your people act funny" versus "your people are racially fated to fail"). Maintaining a list doesn't necessarily mean we want any individual to be limited by the stereotypes held about his group. Spıke Ѧ  01:41 3-Jan-10 Keep. lists are not bad in and of themselves. this one is not random, and it can work as a "list holder" to keep listfulness out of other articles. --Mn-z 01:58, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Yes they are, yes it is, and no it can't, because the articles it links to are also lists and because the people adding lists to things are too dumb to realize the list is already there. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:02, Jan 3 Strong Keep! This can easily be copy-edited and tied into other articles to be made useful as both a stub and a (disambiguation) directory. Please look at what I've done to make the joke(s) pop-at-the-top; the reader can choose to peruse or ignore the remainder thereafter. (Not everyone is trapped reading the whole page; there is a scroll wheel on the mouse ya know.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Jan 2010 ~ 12:18 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. God damn delete. It harbours a bazillion pages full of lists. Reading them is like reading a series of wikipedia list-based articles written by angry 14 year olds. Plus, it harbours a BAZILLION PAGES FULL OF LISTS. It's a complete, and huge, waste of space. Zero humour, constant thoughtless vitriol at (insert stereotype here). It's not like I'm asking you to delete an article that uses stereotypes in an appropriately humorous way. You might as well create a series of articles based on "List of types of humour". Please delete. Please. That is all. Guh. User:Fag/sig5 01:18, January 3, 2010 (UTC) UN:LIST is a favorite uncyclopedia guideline of mine. Check it out. Also, this page is fucking stupid. The popular page is Stereotype, not the giant fucking list of them. Anyone who wants a list of stereotypes for an article can spend 20 seconds on google, or just try being not culturally retarded. Delete, redirect to Stereotype, and protect. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 01:47, Jan 3 Actually, the popular article was the giant list, but Andorin choped it up into subpages because of the size, and then POTR rewrote it and moved the lists here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:01, 3 January 2010 (UTC) Cool, then the popular article was replaced and we no longer have any need for this tripe. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 02:07, Jan 3 Meh, I don't really care either way. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 02:08, 3 January 2010 (UTC) Strike this down with the unrivaled power of VFD! --TrekCaptain 07:52, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Strong Delete. A crap list of even crappier lists. This is not funny, and we really, really don't need it here. Per everything Led and Fag have said. I haven't seen a single compelling argument among the keep votes - this is pointless and should go. --UU - natter 13:13, Jan 4 Smite. With utmost fury of the Gods. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA AMUSE ME • 13:23 • Monday, 4-01-2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:20, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete What a mess. Just shit. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:41, January 4, 2010 (UTC) On second thought, no. Destroy it and protect it creation. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:53, 4 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:44, 5 Jan Listcruft is a crime, and crime is for niggers. sausage lol 19:34, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Was kept, 7-1, on 15-Nov. See Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/archive194#List_of_Stereotypes. Spıke Ѧ  02:14 3-Jan-10 Gonna call this one deleted. - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 22:37, Jan 7

Template:N00blet

Keep	Keep Have you seen the list of what uses this template? It's everywhere, partly because of its use in Unsignpost, and partly because of its use in the catch-all Template:Mad. These mad-lib templates have uses, and although it takes a bit of ingenuity to see the use of this one, I'm sure there is one. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:30, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Keep. You guys need to click on 'what links here' before you vote delete.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 07:58, 6 January 2010 Under 150 links, only a handful in mainspace and half on talk pages. The fact that compost heaps like Shrooms#Terrors would have to be replaced by something competent is a happy side-effect. The related template {{expletive}} needs to go next. Creative writers should choose their own expletives. Spıke Ѧ  14:46 6-Jan-10 You can't delete {{expletive}}. That would ruin the classic Tourette's Syndrome even more. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:14, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Wouldn't ruin anything, would only preclude the use of a library template to return different swears on each read. Spıke Ѧ  13:20 7-Jan-10 What they said. It's linked to a lot of places, so deleting it would cause some problems.—Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 09:30, 6 January 2010 (UTC) Keep. ~ 10:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:18, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Keep. madlips template that is better than useless somewhere. --Mn-z 18:22, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:50, 6 January 2010
Delete	Delete. A snazzy way to get one of three dozen childish taunts inserted on the page, chosen at random. At least rename it to B00rish. Spıke Ѧ  02:25 6-Jan-10 Delete. How dare they! *drops monocle* --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:07, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept. ~ 13:28, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Bill Cosplay

Keep
Delete	Delete. Another bad page related to Bill Cosby... What could it mean? --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:01, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It is related to Cosby, as the Huxtable name is dropped, but not to Costume-play. And although it is related to something, it is not about anything. Spıke Ѧ  04:16 7-Jan-10 If there had been just one picture of Bill Cosby dressed up like Sailor Moon, I'd have voted keep regardless of the remaining content. pillow talk 04:21, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:13, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Sorry, you will never see that picture as long as Mr. Cosby keeps up his monthly payments. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:07, January 7, 2010 (UTC)

Hitler the Red-Nosed Reindeer

Keep	If we huff it it's gonna fuck up the Hitler template. Sorry to quote Happytimes. No, seriously, an okay concept--a shocking incongruity, like Emo-Hitler--but execution is blemished throughout. It appears in the {Hitler} template under a different phrasing. References to the Holocaust don't have any purpose in comedy. Spıke Ѧ  03:09 31-Dec-09 Keep The title, the picture and the song lyrics are funny. Let's eliminate the rest and make it a stub. P.S. you should never be sorry to quote me, Hitler never is.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03:59, December 31, 2009 (UTC) I'm fine with that. Agree, Hitler is never sorry to quote you. Spıke Ѧ  12:50 31-Dec-09 Keep, as per Happytimes. As a cute little song, it works. We could always move it UnPoetia. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:36, Dec. 31, 2009 Keep per some of the above. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:22, 31 December 2009 weak keep has some redeeming value. --Mn-z 22:07, January 2, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Just in time for Christmas. What do you mean? Awww... --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:55, December 31, 2009 (UTC) EXTERMINATE! --TrekCaptain 03:37, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:34, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	A thought, if I may. If huffing this means screwing with a template, this is why people are going to edit the template after it's huffed. --TrekCaptain 03:37, December 31, 2009 (UTC) Assuming you're addressing me, I agree, and this was how I responded to Happytimes in the dialogue I'm imitating here. Spıke Ѧ  04:10 31-Dec-09 In fact, I have just edited Template:Hitler to avoid a double hop through a redirect page, but now see that the text of this article is the name of the redirect page, not the title of the article. What a mess. Spıke Ѧ  12:49 31-Dec-09 Bambi poop indeed ! Perhaps restore it and try to turn it into marginal nonsense ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:45, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Comment. It looks like a keep with severe edit is imminent. If so wouldn't it make more sense to call it "Adolph the Red Nosed Reindeer"? At least Adolph sounds a bit like Rudolph. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:58, January 5, 2010 (UTC) For  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 08:49 (UTC) For. That's clever! You're nominated! I'll edit the article and the template, will hold off on a move pending official declaration of the vote. Have already made several passes to make the first two sections coherent, but am not sure whether the consensus is to delete them and just go with the song. Spıke Ѧ  00:54 6-Jan-10 post-edited This is now done, and the prose is now funny in a couple of places. Happytimes, what say you? Spıke Ѧ  01:41 6-Jan-10 5 : 3 for keep after a week? Keptificated. --UU - natter 09:12, Jan 7

R. Kelly

Keep	Keep It starts funny (good). Is really really racist (bad). Ends funny (good). It's been around since 18 March 2006 with over 150+ edits (good?). Rewrite out the racist, reduce & tie the the pee jokes into Pee Review and remove the Kelly list and we're good.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  04:58, December 29, 2009 (UTC) Just do it! if it works, I'll flip my vote. (Do the pee jokes have to be saved? Do they relate to anything in reality?) Spıke Ѧ  05:01 29-Dec-09 There was a time when a candid movie of him (that he supposedly filmed) urinating on a 14 year old sex partner went viral. It was covered in the press tabloids: Star, Fox, CNN, TMZ, etc. White people found out about it when Dave Chappelle made fun of it, twice. Jimmy Kimmel made fun of Kelly's 5 part "Trapped in a Closet" for at least a week on his show with: "The Pizza" (And I quote: "R. Kelly's "Trapped in the Closet" has redefined hip hop video art with a five-part saga of Shakespearean proportions." What a pretentious a-hole.)  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  Shakespearean, eh? I appreciate the cultural education, have visited the Wikipedia article, and the litany of misconduct (over which charges were not filed or guilty verdicts could not be reached) begs parody, perhaps by gross exaggeration. Bonus points for a tie-in to an American society unwilling to redress misbehavior by minorities and especially superstars. Spıke Ѧ  13:56 30-Dec-09 You know, this is pretty terrible in it's current form. Let's move it over to User:Happytimes/VFD/R. Kelly so I can fix it up.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:28 (UTC) Keep I sit in front of computer, 7 o'clock in the evening. Then I enter Unyc and I see VFD! I carefully watch every nomination and I see there R. Kelly has been nominated! Then I click on the "log in", I write my nickname! Then I write password logiin' to the Uncyc now! Then I vote on R. Kelly, I submit my vote! And this vote was "Keep"! Sir Ptok-BentonicznyPisz tutaj • KUN 18:41, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. As promised below during discussion of "Category:People killed by Kari Byron", this article on a "mediocre American R & B "artist" appears to have only one joke: peeing on people. A magnet for vandalism and anonIPs. Spıke Ѧ  01:01 29-Dec-09 Delete. --Mn-z 03:45, December 29, 2009 (UTC) NUKE IT! per Spike's reasons. --TrekCaptain 06:51, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:05, January 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A bunch of bad ideas and pee jokes. Ugh. --UU - natter 13:23, Jan 4 Delete No and no. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:28, January 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:40, January 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Follow this article to another category that needs to get huffed: Category:Musicians Who Suck So Monumentally That It Really, Truly Amazes Me That The Earth And Any Surrounding Planets And Quite Possibly A Good Bit Of The Afterlife Have Not Yet Been Swallowed Entirely. You're too sexy for my screen, too sexy for my screen.... Spıke Ѧ  01:01 29-Dec-09 Delete that category and you shall have me to answer to. ;) --Ozymandiaz 23:42, January 3, 2010 (UTC) Poopsmith: Happytimes, above, requested that you not delete R. Kelly but move it to his userspace for further work. Spıke Ѧ  04:51 6-Jan-10

Christopher Columbus

Keep	Keep. A suitably botched misreading of the history of Columbus and his voyages. The writing is spotty in places and the poetry doesn't rhyme, but it fits here. Spıke Ѧ  23:56 6-Jan-10 Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC) Nevermind. Socky reverted it to a better version. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:44, 7 January 2010 (UTC) Keep. per above. --Mn-z 05:12, January 7, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Dare I call it...historycruft?! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:39, 6 January 2010 (UTC)
Comments

Bright Red Paper

Keep
Delete	Delete. Why do we even have an Uncyclopedia automatic bandcruft generator? It was a stupid investment, I tell you. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:32, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Lobster Jesus. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:34, 6 January 2010 (UTC) POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP --Roman Dog Bird 23:50, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Roman Dog Bird is a nigger fag. But that doesn't make this article any less crap. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:55, 6 Jan Delete. I can't tell what this article is about. Other than memes. Spıke Ѧ  23:57 6-Jan-10
Comments

Megageth

Keep
Delete	Delete. Stubby bandcruft with the usual bad sections. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:03, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Believe it or not, but the title isn't the worst thing about this article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:08, 6 Jan -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:00, January 6, 2010 (UTC) mAttlobster. (hello) 23:12, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. More bandcruft with a Pee tie-in! Spıke Ѧ  23:18 6-Jan-10
Comments

The skammunists

Keep
Delete	Delete. Vanity. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:11, 6 Jan HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA --Roman Dog Bird 18:18, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Vanity. Spıke Ѧ  20:05 6-Jan-10 Delete. Skanity. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:18, January 6, 2010 (UTC) EXskamMINATE!  Or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:39, 6 January 2010
Comments

Jib

Keep	Keep. - I've placed {{IPJoin}} on the IP's talk page. We should simply move the page to User:Jib and huff the redirect. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:22, Jan. 6, 2010
Delete	Delete. I don't know what this is and I don't particularly care. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:35, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Could be worse, could be in mainspace. Spıke Ѧ  22:53 5-Jan-10 Delete. This was created by an IP; one who completely misunderstood the concept of creating an account. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:40, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:58, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:13, 6 Jan Delete This is...what is this? mAttlobster. (hello) 20:48, January 6, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  And maybe put something funny on his userpage. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 6 January 2010
Comments

Harry Potter (character)

Keep	Keep. Links off to a lot of other articles. Perhaps just needs extensive plastic surgery to remove the pile of juvenile rubbish. It won't be a classic but might do for now. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:18, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Keep.cool.harry potter the great wizard has a funny article.dumbleweeeeeeeeeddjupiterfox
Delete	Delete. This is some pretty bad fancruft. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:50, 5 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Too many AnonIPs spoiled this soup. Spıke Ѧ  01:57 5-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:02, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh god, it's full of puerility, random rubbish, the worst kind of fancruft and everything you'd expect. Links are no reason at all to keep this pile of suck --UU - natter 11:08, Jan 5 Delete Don't care what articles it links to and it's not a bridge or a kettle so we don't need something that 'might do for now'. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:19, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. It is not a cookie, mother. It is a rancid fucking mess. pillow talk 23:07, January 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I actually want to punch this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:13, January 6, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per the Count. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:12, 6 Jan Delete. Per Optimus per the Count. --Matfen 18:43, January 6, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Twittererrific! This would be a great article for the latest wiki to pander appear on the market: Teen Uncyclopedia.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  05 Jan 2010 ~ 03:39 (UTC) Redirected and Protected. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:33, January 6, 2010 (UTC)