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Stir frying

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  • Disintegrate. Short, unfunny, and cliche filled 2006 IP cruft. Saberwolf116 02:45, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mnb'z 05:36, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:31, 30 Apr

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Kill the history and quotes sections and it would be a fairly decent stub. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:51, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

New York Yankees

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  • Keep. Granted, it's a terrible stub, but it's just gonna be recreated by an IP. I recommend Imperial Colonization. Saberwolf116 19:39, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Hopefully some one, some where can fix this Xxdsxxdemonic
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:36, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Reluctant Keep I would say delete, but its just going to be recreated worse than this one. I would recommend either Imperial colonization or a stub &/or hard rewrite tag. --Mnb'z 17:04, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:12, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Frankly, if you replaced this page with "The New York Yankees are a baseball team called the New York Yankees," it would improve it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:49, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
    In fact, I basically just did that. Now the article is coherent, but still merits deletion. Reverted back. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:20, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Dang, has anyone seen the history of this poor article? I say we do the humane thing and put it out of its misery. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 20:53, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:56, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • blanket delete on any version of this article in its history. this has been deleted 19 times. it's going to be back. that doesn't mean we shouldn't get rid of it. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 16:49, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:18, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Yeah. If this is kept, I'll leave. That's how bad it is. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:24, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Don't vote based on how an article might be in the future, It's probably best to delete and protect it until someone funny has time to write something good other than a terrible stub as this was. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:42, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
    As Hype appears to be doing --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:44, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
    No, I'm really not. I'm a little amused by the fact that the article is now about how bad the article is, but obviously we can't leave it in that state. I can't write a legitimate article about the New York Yankees: the sum total of my knowledge on that topic is that it has something to do with baseball. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:03, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete - It would be better to start from scratch with this. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:58, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Smite lightning.jpg Smite. per '87Egypt orb spinning.gif 16:57, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:17, 30 Apr
  • Delete No one will ever fix this. Even so, get rid of this crap till then ~SirTagstitVFHNotMPEEINGCPTRotMBFF 17:25, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per above. Maybe it can be resurrected as an in-joke--Mnb'z 18:30, 30 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Looks like this article has been so hacked around that it was eventually reduced to stating the blooming obvious in the end. --Romartus 21:26, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

  • I'm absolutely fucking amazed that this is getting keep votes. I cut and pasted the Wikipedia page about the Miami Dolphins into "New York Yankees," and people are voting keep? So is the consensus that absolutely anything on this page, no matter how horrible, deserves to be kept? Because it's hard to imagine an article worse or less funny than what's up there now, unless it's what was there before I did that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:23, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
    • You know what? I annotated how bad this is. I don't even fucking care if I get banned for vandalism. I want you all to take a good hard look at what you're voting for. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:17, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
      • i'm with you, hyp. and for the record, 'colonization will get to this' is not a valid reason to keep an article. speaking as the co-leader of that group, we have finished 4 articles in 2+ months, so don't expect us to jump every time you vote 'keep'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:31, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
        • This. IC has quite a bit on it's plate already without adding crap like this. A fresh start would be far easier than colonizing this. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:17, 30 Apr
          • Also: this article is a poor candidate for IC because I'd wager that very few regular editors here know a damn thing about the Yankees. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:10, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

If this does get deleted please move it to User:Mnbvcxz/New York Yankees. I want to keep it for reference purposes. And Hype's notes are funny. --Mnb'z 18:30, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Feghaly

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  • Disintegrate. Saberwolf116 17:56, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 20:23, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I read this a couple of times to understand why the writer thought this was funny. Well it isn't unless the idea of Lesbian cities in Scotland and Lebanon trading between each other makes you roll on the floor clutching your sides. This wiki certainly gets contributions from some very strange people.--Romartus 11:27, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random piffle. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:41, Apr 28
  • wtf. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:57, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:58, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • For fuck's sake, delete this! This is horrible. It's random nonsense about a made-up "weapon" named after an uncommon last name. I am having a hard time envisioning any page at all that the keep voters would be willing to delete. If I wrote a page called "BUTT POOP" with the content being "I eat apples with Mike Tyson," is that keep-worthy? Seriously. I want to know. Because honestly, I think that page would be better than this one. At least it's over fast. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:08, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete per hyperbole --Mnb'z 17:16, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 St. Alfred of Parma H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I can't fault as regards overall structure and coherence on this stub. It isn't a disgrace like of a lot more deserving misfits to the slaughter here. --Romartus 19:56, 21 April 2009 (UTC)

There's nothing wrong with deleting it so someone can start over. Saberwolf116 23:19, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
St. Alfred was just made up on Uncyclopedia to tie in with Pastafarianism. If this gets deleted, no one would ever to think to start it over. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 03:57, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:35, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Barely Keep full of jibber-jabbery, but if its deleted, it won't be recreated any better. Also, it might generate a "hole" in the FSM saga if its deleted. --Mnb'z 17:25, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Meh, not that bad. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 29 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • Keept -RAHB 05:23, 30 April 2009 (UTC)

Sugarglider

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🔒 Job H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Disintegrate. Some depressing observations followed by a list and that head exploding picture - not funny at all and nothing worth saving. Work is just as bad if you redirect to that. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:02, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. Terrible article. Also, you stole my deletion tagline. Saberwolf116 16:52, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:58, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 23:44, 26 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I already have a job, man. I don't need a page on it (especially one that sucks. I alread have a job that sucks, man...). Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:13, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. This needs to be pink slipped as you say in the USA. Cashiered,fired, 'Sugared' (Brit Joke). We do need an article on this subject. No Book of Job either. More I suggest 'What is a Job ? ' --Romartus 09:02, 27 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 06:27, 28 April 2009 (UTC)
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The Nolan Sisters

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For viewers in Ireland and the UK ! It looks like this page has been vandalized at the bottom. Clean up but not deletion. --Romartus 18:20, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

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I reverted it to a less crappier version. Thoughts? Saberwolf116 01:37, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

🔒 HowTo:Be Awesome H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep It smells a bit . Weak tea keep. --Romartus 19:59, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Starts out bad, gets less so. Changed page to redirect to my userpage. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:54, 22 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep. Maybe IC would be good. The la Zhel 10:01, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep. Needs more awesome. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:26, Apr 24
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  • Keept -RAHB 05:58, 28 April 2009 (UTC)

Network Ten

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🔒 Ivan the Terrible H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete Should be renamed, Ivan the cumminator. Horrible stuff. ~Jewriken.GIF 08:09, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh dear oh dear, oh dear. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 08:10, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Crap in pretty much every respect. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:37, Apr 24

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. See below. --Romartus 12:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

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I am going to suggest I take this into protective care . Keep the page title and nothing else. Or will it easier just to cull this one ? --Romartus 09:58, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

You want to write an article with this title? Start it in your userspace, we can move it when it's ready, and if we huff this version, no-one will be able to revert your new version to this POS. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:37, Apr 24
Also, there is actually a better version - Ivan the Terrible, Tsar of All the Russias. ~Jewriken.GIF 11:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

OK delete this and put a redirect to that one instead. --Romartus 12:41, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Deleted and redirected -RAHB 22:43, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Jonas Brothers

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  • Why? Why, God, why? And poor Beatle Paul would never say anything like that. He's in his sixties for Christ's sake! Hell, that sounds more like....like ME! HAHAHAHAHAHA (no, not at all, actually). Anyways, I don't know what's worse, this, or the real Jonas Brothers, whoever the hell they are (I don't watch television or listen to the radio, or whatever.). --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:25, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 21:49, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 08:53, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid-unfunny-random and the 'let's write ---- are a shit band. Oh that is really funny....' style of article . --Romartus 10:08, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • I tagged this for ICU, then the original author talked to me about it on my talk page where he announced his intention to let it die, but since then it's been OVERRUN by IPs. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:12, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Added some minor changes to the article so the quote from Paul is now a quote from Hanson. They appeal to basically the same audience as Hanson, NSYNC, and (for those of us old enough to remember)Menudo and New Kids on the Block. Boy band - guys hate them, young tween (and immature teen)girls go ape over them. If the article is deleted, it probably should be protected from recreation since they are a popular topic right now. (Just wait about 2 years or so, they'll suffer same fate as other boy bands before them.)-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:58, 23 April 2009 (UTC)
A "girl"? An old girl maybe but I prefer the term "lady" or "woman". I was never the type to have crushes on people I knew I'd never meet in person. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 04:03, 24 April 2009 (UTC)
That's so pessimistic. We might meet some day. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:25, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Hoax H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A hex on this Hoax article. It's isn't good enough and is blocking a better effort 'shirley'. --Romartus 10:06, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • Deletified and redirected. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:21, Apr 24

🔒 Bunny Shark H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is certainly an odd article but not one I would suggest for deletion. --Romartus 18:10, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • Keepted swiftly - let the {{expand}} tag do its work, huh? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:28, Apr 24

Punch Me Elmo

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.It's a stub but I doubt if anyone will want to finish this as you would have to get inside the head of the writer to make sense of it as it currently stands. Any volunteers ?? --Romartus 10:56, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • Mary Poppins and Chuck Norris? I'd rather start over. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:51, 24 April 2009 (UTC)

Template:Usacountry

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  • Delete. Pointless litter, adds nothing that at least five other templates don't already do. How did this survive for so long? IronLung 12:15, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I go along with a delete. --Romartus 13:44, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 Planes on a Snake H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' IP CRUFT ON THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' UNCYCLOPEDIA! Saberwolf116 16:26, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An idea beyond the capabilities of the writer. Happens to me all the time. --Romartus 22:01, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

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Tie, keep'd. I'm tired of a something something plane etc. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:52, 22 April 2009 (UTC)

Da Vinci code

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  • Disintegrate. The ugly stepsister of the recently huffed "The Da Vinci Code". Let's let them both rest in peace, shall we? Saberwolf116 12:04, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Well there's a list --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:25, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something that is actually worse than the book itself. Needs to nailed on to a lavatory wall for everyone to take aim at. --Romartus 20:05, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Da Vinci Code: A Dumb and Dumber story <--- This is the only decent line / title in the article. Why do people like lists so much? I don't get it. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 20:36, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. wow this is terrible. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 21:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Eteled  Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 22:00, 21 April 2009 (UTC)
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Zhao smile

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  • Delete vanity but the terrible pictures are bad enough --Moneke 13:22, 18 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Clear vanity Really should be QVFD. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 01:50, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity teen dribble. And as for the photos - yikes !!!! --Romartus 11:03, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 United Kingdom of Britannia (and Northern Pangaea) H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. Consistency? Never liked it. Spang talk 16:32, 13 Apr 2009
  • Keep. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:53, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not entirely bad but a rambler . --Romartus 13:23, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keepish. Again, per Spang, although I would like to see some work done on the keepted Britain articles, decrufting, creation of those sub pages, whatever. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:47, Apr 14
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Could be written better - and should - but a lot of work has gone into this. Would be a pity to delete. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:19, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:31, Apr 21
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Kept MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:31, Apr 21

🔒 Britain H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. There's a lot of ideas and material here that could be split off into smaller articles that can go into more detail than Great Britain can and does. History of Great Britain, Culture of Great Britain etc. There's room for a lot more stuff on Britain than one article, and this has stuff in it that could be good, that isn't in the colonised page. Spang talk 16:32, 13 Apr 2009
  • Per Spang. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:55, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Possibly bits of it can saved/recycled. --Romartus 13:19, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keepish. Per Spang, I guess. I just hope it gets some of the work mentioned. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:44, Apr 14
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 16:52, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If someone tries to force me to rewrite this, I will change my vote in a split second. -- Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 17:22, 19 April 2009 (UTC)
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kept. - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 19:25, Apr 19

The Da Vinci Code

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Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/Dial huck Norris's phone

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Mad Ninja Skillz

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ninjas do not equal funny. Definately delete quality. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:56, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

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Chris Carrabba

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a bitter-crude article. Anyone laughing out there ? Thought not. --Romartus 11:00, 19 April 2009 (UTC)

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The Missing Link

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  • Delete. Seriously, this one of the dumbest vanity articles I've ever read.  Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 01:30, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Disintegrate. How long does it take to get rid of every 2005 IP cruft article? You'd think we'd be done by now... Saberwolf116 01:37, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It won't be missed by anyone . --Romartus 21:58, 17 April 2009 (UTC)

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911 Sequel

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Writer doesn't seem to understand that if you going to be as ambitious with a subject like this - the pressure to produce something good will be tough.This isn't. Marked FAILURE. --Romartus 09:36, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Definitely delete. Dsavi.x4 11:11, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Crash American 11 into it. Saberwolf116 13:21, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

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I noted that the article is dated 2006 and that Orion Blastar is a regular contributor. So perhaps this can be sent back home for a cleanup. --Romartus 09:56, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Team Fortress Two H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:14, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Antbortion H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Rather strong keep. I think it's a funny concept, the execution is coherent, and I enjoy the fact that it's so intentionally offensive that it would drive an IP into a frenzy. It needs work, sure, but I'd very much like to keep it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:00, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
  • keep. It had me at "enhance the experience for all parties". --monika 21:08, 9 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Meh. At least it's annoying IPs. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN22:03, 9 Apr
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep, as per Hype. Necropaxx (T) {~} 17:56, Apr 16
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Strongest possible keep! Colin Explode fire.gifALL YOUR BASEExplode fire.gifHeaney! Casa Bey Superfly Portfolio 17:50, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It goes rapidly downhill and nowhere after the header. Pity. --Romartus 19:33, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

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No clear victor. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:16, 18 April 2009 (UTC)

Qweasd

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  • Exterminate.  Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif
  • Disintegrate. 2006 IP cruft. Saberwolf116 12:34, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  • D'leet. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:04, Apr 16
  • ...the fuck is this? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:06, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All I know there are 72,200 hits on google for this word. What do I know but I am pretty sure if we flush this one out - another will replace it and perhaps explain WTF it is all about as well. Sorry I am of pre-digital vintage. --Romartus 21:18, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Okay, I did a bit of snooping around and I don't think there's a reason to let this article live. Really, the best explanation you'll get is that the letters Q-W-E/A-S-D are together on a keyboard. Also, Qweasd.gif. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:07, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
I am so making that my sig. Nah, not really. Saberwolf116 01:25, 17 April 2009 (UTC)
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Charles Tupper

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Amazing how much shit has stuck to this site like an uncleaned toilet.--Romartus 11:25, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

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Charles Tupper (disambiguation)

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Romartus 11:24, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

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AIDS

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Very weak keep. There are scattered funny lines in there, and a couple excellent pictures. Someone needs to take a chainsaw to it, but I'm not sure we should out-and-out nuke it from space. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:34, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

Delete

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.I quote: 'AIDS originally started when black people began raping chimpanzees. After that AIDS spread trough meatspin.' It gets crushed for that starter for me and really I wouldn't want to clean this up as it has the flies buzzing all over it. --Romartus 11:23, 16 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Disintegrate it and let's start over from scratch. Saberwolf116 12:28, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
  • D'leet as per Saberwolf. Necropaxx (T) {~} 18:02, Apr 16
  • Kay, fine. If you guys want to start from scratch, I'm not gonna play obstructionist. Or bowel obstructionist. Certainly not gonna play that. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:07, 16 April 2009 (UTC)
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God Mode

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Switch off. --Romartus 13:00, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 Ninja/Facts H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I fear a Ninja attack if we delete too many of these articles. --Romartus 22:13, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per TKF. --Mnb'z 04:21, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Spang talk 03:49, 14 Apr 2009
  • Keep. Harmless enough sub-page, I guess. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:41, Apr 14
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  • Keept Although if I may add in my two cents, this is Uncyclopedia, not WKRP in fucking Cincinnati. We're here to put out what's funny, and attracting more and more readers (especially those who would rather read less funny articles than our more "proud" content) should be one of the least of our concerns. -RAHB 18:52, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

HHO Gas

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City of london school

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  • UN:DUMB --Gbing 21:17, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. At first I thought, "Wow, for something so terrible, it looks like a lot of work went into this." Then I realized that it was just a cut-and-paste job from Wikipedia that was heavily vandalized. That's no way to write an article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:26, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Haff Doesn't cite its sources. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:48, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I seem to recall seeing this appearing on the site a few months ago. It looked crap then and hasn't been improved. --Romartus 13:30, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Delete. From the talk page, looks like it was a spork that someone intended to work on, then others from the same college did what people do to pages about their school the world over and fucked it up royally, at which point the original creator gave up. Chalk one up to experience, folks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:52, Apr 14
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:55, 14 April 2009 (UTC)
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The Former Great Britain

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Perhaps the pix can be reused. --Romartus 13:20, 14 April 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 Ninja/Laws H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. It certainly isn't "A" material, but it's good enough not to wipe.  Aethix ~ Talk|Contributions|My project Kirbywave2.gif 01:52, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per TKF --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Spang talk 03:49, 14 Apr 2009
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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. --Romartus 22:05, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

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  • Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What do I know about articles suitable for Ninja fans ? Nothing. --Romartus 22:02, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Keep. --Docile hippopotamus 02:47, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per TKF --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Spang talk 03:49, 14 Apr 2009
  • Keep. Harmless enough sub-page, I guess. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:37, Apr 14
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  • Kerkill I'm not gonna lie. I didn't really read this. I skimmed through it. None of it seemed good. I don't wanna read it. Clinjas are angry at this. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 16:40, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! Despite Thekillerfroggy's keep vote. Non-Uncyclopedians probably won't find these listy subpages in the first place. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:13, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
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  • They're directly linked in the sections of the article. Are you condescending enough to suggest that non-uncyclopedians don't know how to click a link? --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:50, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
    I am. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 18:58, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
    I'd rather doubt whether they'd take the effort to click it and also whether they'd read enough of the article to actually notice those links near the end. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:39, Apr 14

Ninja/Path

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy crappy. --Romartus 22:03, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mnb'z 04:25, 13 April 2009 (UTC)
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Roberto Cheesefecker

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. O.N.R.V.

Sign your vote, n00b! Saberwolf116 16:20, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fromage A Faecal. No one will miss this article once it has been spiked. --Romartus 18:54, 12 April 2009 (UTC)

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Roman, a better delete tagline would've been "Roberto's mother was a bottle of bleach." Just saying. Saberwolf116 23:08, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

I actually think that's quite amusing........ --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:17, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Mine or yours? Saberwolf116 23:24, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
Yours. I always pick out the stupidest sounding lines when I vote to delete. I wouldn't have used yours because it does amuse me for whatever reason. But, obviously, one line isn't good enough to save this article and........am I making any sense? Sorry, in advance if I'm not...... --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:30, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Tooth Fairy

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Operation Tooth Fairy indeed. This crap has been stuck on Uncyclopedia for too long. --Romartus 22:20, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 Ninja H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Blanket Keep. I have several friends, all of whom are not Uncyclopedia members, and all of whom love the Ninja article. It may not be up to par to our "standards", but I can definitely see where they're coming from, and if my unregistered friends like it, I'd say a good chunk of other unregistereds like it too. With VFD, it may be okay to delete obscure stuff and very unfunny things, but we need to keep an eye out for our unregistered readers (which make up a huge chunk of our total views). --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:49, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per Thekillerfroggy. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:55, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Too notable a subject to not have an article on - likely to be recreated worse than it is. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 17:56, 11 April 2009

(UTC) Symbol keep vote.svg Crap Keep. --Romartus 22:17, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

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Ninja/Skills

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  • Comment. You know how I normally vote and stuff? Here, I'm commenting. This is a sub-page from the main Ninja article. It's basically a load of crap that was on the main article but got moved to a sub-page. If we delete this, we ought to think about deleting the main article too, and all the other sub-pages. Until that happens, I can't vote to delete this, as having it as a sub-page is at least better than having it as a shitload of lists on an already huge and listy article. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:25, Apr 11
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE ALL NINJAS! As per UU. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:41, 11 April 2009 (UTC)
    OK then Socky: off you go make it happen. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:31, Apr 11
    Dexter111344 is already making it happen. MUAHAHA! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:50, 11 April 2009 (UTC)

Three caballeros

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Whats His Name

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Hunter x Hunter

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NetBSD

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Shuddy

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Michael Savage

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CCHR

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Spelling errors aside it is at least originally unfunny. Not enough to dump it though. --Romartus 15:02, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

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Overmind

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. On the grounds that a room full of drunk centipedes with computer keyboards would have made more sense. --Romartus 09:42, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

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Disney Channel

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  • Delete 'SUP GUYS, I JUST LEARNED HOW TO USE THE WORD-CENSOR THING! LOL! IF THAT WASN'T FUNNY ENOUGH, LET'S THROW IN "SHIT" AND "NIGGER" EVERY 2 WORDS TO MAKE IT FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!! ;D sofia. 00:03, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Penis and Perv. shit, nigguh, dat's crazy!!!!!11 --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Kill this fucking thing with fire, hunt down the author, and smack him upside the head. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:32, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Moronic,offensive,stupid,crass,cobblers..I could go on. Nope.Stop it right here. --Romartus 09:38, 10 April 2009 (UTC)

  • Hell That's the worst article I've seen. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:09, 10 April 2009 (UTC)
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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish. A war that started in 1865 but - heh - let's change our mind half way down and start a century earlier. A Dunny burger bar . --Romartus 19:31, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

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Kit Kat Bar

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another crappy piece of nonsense written by someone on the run or with the runs. --Romartus 19:28, 9 April 2009 (UTC)

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UnBooks:The Four Trials of Sir Uncyclopedia

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A 2006 entry that has stayed here in this barebones state ever since ! R.I.P --Romartus 06:21, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

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Vengaboys

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  • Delete. So, like, this dude (dudes? dudettes?) keeps blanking this article, thinking he (she?) has the power to delete it, but, uh, what is it? It doesn't look all that good and stuff, so........yeah. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:37, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I had to check wikipiddlia on this one . Well that entry is funnier and is supposed to be true and factual ! So vote to remove . I am pretty sure another fan/anti will scribble in the vacated space. --Romartus 06:18, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

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Crest of the Stars

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  • Delete A random unfunny story - basically an IP's fancruft --Asahatter (annoy) 09:32, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny and misbegotten . --Romartus 10:14, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

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Heroin

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs to be slapped in the face with a frozen chicken and removed. --Romartus 06:24, 8 April 2009 (UTC)

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Freerunning

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Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. Too short for an article - too long for a stub. --Romartus 13:34, 4 April 2009 (UTC)

Eh? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:14, Apr 5

Symbol comment vote.svg HEY GUYS I wrote a lead to this article and made it all pretty-like, so you can change your votes to for now. Also, don't forget to vote for me for UGotM! --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:27, 7 April 2009 (UTC)


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Gerard Butler

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.I can't imagine why I would write this and think it was any good ??? --Romartus 13:09, 7 April 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 California State University H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete Listy list list --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:19, 5 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Waste of space. --Romartus 08:53, 6 April 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Per DJ. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:15, Apr 6
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