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🔒 Nick Mason H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. It's not as bad as it looks, but it needs images and could be expanded, too. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 17:09, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Yeah, what Gamma said--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:06, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  I may not be British, but I know rubbish when I see it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:34 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Computer gnomes

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. They just keep getting interesting every day.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:46, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. They're the ones who keep flooding my inbox with scams and Viagra ads! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:22 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Amusing concept. Terrible execution. Symbol delete vote.svg Execute. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:04, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Actually, just downright terrible. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:31 Jul 13 2011
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Wacky Gameshows that don't Exist, but should

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  1. Oh boy. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:04, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Bye-bye. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:05 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yet another example of Articles that exist, but shouldn't. We really should make that into an article. It would have a massive list of all the actual attempts at these "Don't exist, but should"s, with one liners about why they were deleted. Or, better yet, Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:20, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. HILARIOUS AND CREATIVE --Roman Dog Bird 18:02, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is really, really bad--Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:39, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Scotland/Places in it H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. I made this a few years a ago to keep track of the places in Scotland. It still does this today; so perhaps moving it to a sub-page of Scotland would be a better place for it?--Sycamore (Talk) 17:00, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Sub-page it. That works. It doesn't really work as a standalone article, but it could be useful if tucked away in a small alley of Scotland. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:12 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Aye. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:35, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I aglee wit 't SlyFux ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:16, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sod off ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:51, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  My-country-sucks cruft. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:06 July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Meh I like Ireland better--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 16:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete Aye mAttlobster. (hello) 16:26, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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International Do Not Call List

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg NOT WANT ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:41, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Detonate vote.gif CHUCK NORRIS!!  -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:08 July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Dumb dum dum dum...-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:30, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Reverse charge and disconnect. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:23, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Nude shower scenes

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  What, no illustrations??? A pointless disgrace to voyeurism... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:02 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Damn, I want those seconds of my life back--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:24, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't funny at all--Xamralco 00:09, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Take a bath. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:25, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:13, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete all you want, I'm still keeping a copy in my userspace for fixing. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:49, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

Rasputin’s Penis

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  1. ???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:10, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Fry  ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:54, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg Umm... This unfunny article reads like an afterthought to that image of the girl looking at the... whatever it is (which is just wrong on so many levels). But since the picture is safely embedded in other articles, I think it's safe to toast this one. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:04 July 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Remove it and the article. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:22, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Vector

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  1. I've fixed it up (mechanics and hopefully some humor) and could add a Venn diagram if the article is kept. --Sloublues 14:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Needs love, not the axe; there's enough here to keep. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:11, 13 July 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I tried to make sense of this article and failed. Maybe others will fare better. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:17 Jul 11, 2011
  2. Bleh--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:45, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Coulda swore we already deleted this, like, last month. Guys gotta stop trying to write this article, it ain't workin --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:20, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A mess. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:27, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I dunno, it makes sense to me. It's about a "get rich quick" scam that makes its money off "sellers" who are required to buy stuff they can't sell. These are definitely real. A relative of mine almost fell for one of these, and a friend of mine lost her shirt to the same scam. I just don't know if it's appropriate for Uncyc--this is actually more fact than fiction. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:58 July 11, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Native Americans H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Wikia has been receiving complaints about how offensive this article is. It's also not very well written. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:43, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Ugh I can see why--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:57, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I... Don't... Need... A... Reason... Now... Per... Zombiebaron... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:53, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  If there were ever such a thing as unmitigated shit on Uncyc, this is it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:13 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Japanese Lady Boy Massacre

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  1. The greatest band ever, started in 6 B.C., and rumors of subliminal messages abound. Original. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:15 Jul 11, 2011
  2. Too cool for Uncyclopedia!--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 21:47, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. "They actually rocked so hard that the drummer exploded... causing a mass riot in the audience from people trying to catch all the flying bits." ........ -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:06 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. hahahahaha --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:31, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:24, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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DRM

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  1. 50% censored text, 50% suck. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:20 Jul 11, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Old crufty article about stuff everybody already knows about. As for writing anything funny about it, the hilarious truth of the matter is impossible to parody. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:38 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. shit --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:31, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. “DRM is suck.” ~ Beavis (seconded) -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:34, July 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Chuck Norris/Paradox

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  1. For the obvious reasons --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:22, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG CHUCK NORRIS!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:10 July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. the title is enough --Roman Dog Bird 03:03, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif JUST SHUT UP!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:28, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete Fuck Norris. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:22, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete Although it's such a tired concept it might be a good thing to read if you need to sleep Talk JelloMold Talk 21:12, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I nominated this in Jan 2008 and got my face thumped several times. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:46, July 12, 2011 (UTC)

David Norris

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  1. What, this isn't funny --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:22, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.jpg SOME OTHER NORRIS!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:11 July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. guess what's in my butt --Roman Dog Bird 03:03, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh Roman, you're so funny--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:39, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also, Roman Dog Bird poop: Would it be dog poop or bird poop? Just wondering. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:30, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Uncyclopedia:List of really, really, really intelligent article ideas that you really, really, really should create H T D Survivor,, Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage,,

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  1. I feel merciful. Just add (Sarcasm Intended) to the title... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:46, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yes, I think we need it, but it should be linked to somewhere in the Beginners Guide. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:07, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 04:29, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As per above--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:30, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Is this a thing we need --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's an inverse of the Wikipedia page, making most of the content rather unoriginal, and it doesn't even provide a good list of crap topics for BGBU. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 22:10 Jul 09, 2011
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Oh shit, another lame article that doesn't need to be on our nation. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 23:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:57, 10 July 2011
  5. What blows is this one's been around since '05. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:31, 10 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More Ye Olde Crappe. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:09, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Wellington/Suburbs

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg nope Wasting precious bytes. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:39, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif nuuuuuke! --- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:18, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another list of stuff nobody cares about. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:31 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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List of minor iProducts

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who cares? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:36, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:21, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another list of things that don't exist. Some of the pictures are worth keeping, though. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:59 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Pass the time in a Wal★Mart

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Failed feature I thought it'd be better off here. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:38, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a compilation of stuff you can find by searching for "fun things to do at WalMart". Anything original is buried among the plagiarism. --Sloublues 23:00, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
    searching on the Internet, that is. --Sloublues 23:02, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. DELETE. It goes to say what is good content for other websites is trash for Uncy. We're incredible. Talk Mattsnow 03:55, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 04:55, 11 July 2011
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Super Mario Galaxy

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  1. Mariorap.gif ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:36, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg YAWN-fest. It's annoying. Make it go away. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:54 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This is horrible and image free. KILLIT. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:18, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Feck --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:19, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:21, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Orgasmic isotope

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  1. Symbol Detonate vote.gif Eww!!!!  2005-cruft at its very worst. You may fire when ready. Commence primary ignition! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:39 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Bleh Disgusting--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:48, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ughhhh......-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:35, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. lol --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:32, July 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Lion Food

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  1. I've been waiting for the Exodus to be finished so I could delete this. Funny title, just not a high quality set of gears inside. The images are badly photoshopped too. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 17:14, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. That is some of the worst Photochopping I've ever seen. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:22 July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Feed this article to the lions - not enough funny content. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 03:31, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What sims said.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:34, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Feed to the lions, along with the photochopper. Seijana 07:12, July 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Piss

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  1. This was on VFH. I think it's better suited here. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:47 Jul 10, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Agreed. This is the opposite of feature quality. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:55 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A feature here.--Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 06:01, Jul 10
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Feature Jackofspades.png (talk) 07:23, 10 July 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Feed it to a grue. I dunno, I couldn't think of anything to write... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:32, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg It's piss. But seriously, feature it. --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:27, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Jasper from The Simpsons H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I like it somewhat. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:32, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Tis' an oddity that I vote keep a nomination. Just de-randomize the article and remove the Nazi stuff, and I won't change my vote. Nazi jokes are just bad. Spellchecking helps too... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:42, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The joke of the article is that Jasper is a minor character in the Simpsons, and he has an article. While other characters don't have articles. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 22:09, 9 July 2011
  4. Symbol for vote.svg 保Symbol keep vote.svg 卫RedCheckMark.png 武Symbol Burninate vote.png 汉 ! It's so hilarious! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 23:23, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just rewrite the "death" bit.

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  1. Deleted by monthly things, but some people missed it, so now it's here. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:40, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:01, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Al Pacino

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think my brain just broke.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 15:51, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Scared face.jpg Eww... Nasty. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:43 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It's funny for the first eighteen seconds (thirty-six if you're, err, impaired), then it's just incredibly strenuous and boring. Okay, maybe the first five seconds... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 17:07, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Netflix H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep I see a weakish concept here, that could be improved upon. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep Meh, it sucks, but it can be improved.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:59, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite I'll rewrite it in a style similar to "Lolliflix". --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:06, 9 July 2011
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  1. One of those things that we really, really don't need, or should at least improve a lot. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:38, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Oh crap!  What is Netflix really about? If its Wikipedia article somebody would put {{Cleanup}} on it. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 11:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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The Pirate Bay (Place)

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Its not as bad as Orgasmic isotope. When that article shows up on here, I may switch my vote. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:45, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This would be better off at ED. The article's single joke, buried in the middle, is "seeders good, leechers bad". – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:21 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Oh shit , a crappy place. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:35, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per above. --- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:55, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hang 'em all from the yardarm! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:03, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Billy Ray Cyrus

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Watever ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  Daaaamn. I'm getting tired of all these haters. I'm no fan of the dude but this a comedy site not a hate site. Also full of cruft, randomness, and shit like that--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:18, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  Umm, yeah, okay. I'm going to go wash my brain now. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:33 July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This Achy Breaky Article has to go (pun intended)... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 06:31, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Detonate vote.gif Crap!  Something bad, oh shit! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 11:24, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Unsoc poster 9.jpg -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:33 July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Couldnt say it better myself :) --- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:03, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
Tetяis? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 06:33, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
THIZ CЯДP IS ЬЦЯИIЙДTЗD. -- THЗSLУFФЖ 03:17 JЦLУ 11, 2011 (ЦTC)

Stand-up comedy

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  1. Keep I must stand-up to Skullfump's hate campaign against me. Is awful though, but then so was God? mAttlobster. (hello) 21:45, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. {{Expand}} tag not delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:13, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Around here, an {{Expand}} template is a death sentence. Slap a hard rewrite tag on it. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This glut of terrible articles brought to you by 10 minutes with the random button. If you haven't voted for FFW yet, why the hell not? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:33 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It may say stand up comedy, buts it's actually stand down comedy.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:49, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete or userspace. Humbucker out. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:49, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete This might be ever-so-slightly what this article should've been. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  ...it GOT SOME SICK. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:05 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:07, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  • It's not! It's not!! I don't usually look at the article's history until after I've decided it's VFD material! Then I glance at it to make sure it hasn't been vandalized. It's not you! It's the words you put on this article. And the order they're in. But not you. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:53 Jul 08, 2011
    You seem to think that articles have to be well-written or funny or have some other redeeming value. This is a backward position to take. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:58, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
    Sorry for being a pessimist... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:05, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Jimbo and the Jet Set

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  1. All this is is concept, and the concept is pretty dumb. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:19 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like somebody actually spent some time on this. What a pity. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:24 July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WTF?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:59, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Detonate vote.gif Bomb  Symbol delete vote.svg this Symbol Burninate vote.png Wikipedian  Symbol against vote.svg airport! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:39, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Jimbo21b.jpg ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:44, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Soylent Green

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  1. Soylent Green is people. No fuckin' way. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:29 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Kill Somebody shoot me--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:52, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nice reference. Not nice article. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:50, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Detonate vote.gif 中国共产党反对!  --Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:17, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I like how quotes make up something like 50% of the article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. They misspelled "chianti." Plus, it's pretty nonsensical... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:26, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Bill Belichick

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  1. Hey look, it's a "this person is the antichrist" article. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:27 Jul 08, 2011
  2. I hate these types of articles... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Haven't seen anything like this before. Oh. Wait. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:52, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's about some sports dude who did some stuff and happens to be buried under a toilet... How original. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:50 July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. 又来了，真是的。这些词条好无聊啊!Symbol Burninate vote.png 反对!  --Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:23, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Ok he cheats and conquers the world. Sorry, just not enough funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:13, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Polymer

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  1. If someone asked you "What did Uncyclopedia look like in 2006?" you could link them this article. Oscar Wilde, self-contradictory, random dates, general stupidity. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:24 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Polymer blood circulation.jpg <-- 'Nuff said. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:30 July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Killit. Now. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:07, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg Ewwwwwwwww Disgusting--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg What the.....shit? It's one of the most crappiest articles i ever seen! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:26, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Politoed.png ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:15, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its "Best By" date has expired. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Pascal's Triangle

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  1. lolrandom – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:22 Jul 08, 2011
  2. Members supporting the Chinese Communist party should NOT read this Symbol Detonate vote.gif shitty  article! OH SHIT!!!Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:30, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short and random.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Junior uncyclopedia. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Oh wow ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:46, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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If statement

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  1. I am a tremendous geek. This article does not amuse me at all. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:03 Jul 09, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg big poopie Kill it--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. *If* "article" = *crap,* /combine "article" with C4, then Symbol Detonate vote.gif /Detonate.  Optional command: /roast:marshmallows. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:14 July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png 不符合中华民族共和国搞笑词条要求! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
    Google translation: "Does not meet the Chinese national requirements for funny articles." Nice! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:19 July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:10, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Image file formats

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  1. It doesn't get much more random than this. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 04:49 Jul 09, 2011
  2. Totally Incredible Funny F**k -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:52, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg ??? It seems we are in the midst of the Grand Huff of 2011. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:56 July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The cabal wishes it--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 05:01, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Oh shit!  Something crappy. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I laughed at how bad it was! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:11, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eew. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article about image file formats with NO ACTUAL IMAGES! Unless you count the stick figures at the bottom. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:21, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Ye oldie english pub names that should exist but don't

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have more of these dumb lists, I will be listing them as soon some older votes end. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:39, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are such things as good lists. This isn't one.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. by listing the names, the names are no longer non-existent, but merely unused. Therefore, to protect the humor in pub names that should exist but don't, this article should be deleted. --Mn-z 12:06, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. AS per above.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 13:51, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Not feeling merciful anymore. Plus, I hate these articles... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:48, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. I know, let's make up a bunch of pub names based on animals, fruits and vegies, body parts, mythical animals, sports, historical figures, and other miscellania, and call it an article. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol Burninate vote.png 炸 Symbol Detonate vote.gif 毁 Symbol delete vote.svg 此Symbol against vote.svg 词RedCheckMark.png 条! So lame, i want it to be detonated quickly! It's a piece of crap! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 23:28, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  8. So bad I wasted 20 seconds of my time to raise the number of againsts to 8. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:34, 10 July 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nothing but a list; not even a paragraph..... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:21 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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List of melee weapons that don't exist, but should

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I hate lists, especially if their subjects don't exist but should. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:36, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. not funny and loaded with clutter. --Mn-z 12:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete One of the worst articles I have ever seen on here. How can a melon be a weapon anyway? mAttlobster. (hello) 12:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that exists, but shouldn't. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 19:17, 9 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In Soviet Russia, this article already got deleted....Aimsplode 21:42, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I feel even less merciful after reading another one of these "List of" articles. HATE! HATE! Extreme dislike... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:50, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh crap, what the shit that useless articles are doing in our republic? Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 23:32, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Scared face.jpg ?????????????????????? .....? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:16 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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List of weapons that shoot other weapons that don't exist, but should

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thou art not worthy of a delete reason. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:33, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. FUCK! Such a good concept... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the topic is not narrow enough and it sub-topic of something not overdone enough. --Mn-z 12:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete The first line in the body of this article is: "This might sound boring, and it is". mAttlobster. (hello) 12:21, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Guns that shoot other guns that don't exist, huh? ...Flush! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:24 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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List of countries that don't exist but should

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  1. No. Just no. Seijana 10:48, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite I can easily rewrite it. Anyone joining me? --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 18:57, 9 July 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This sounds strangly familiar. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:29, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Detonate vote.gif 没意思!  Oh shit, a crappy article. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 11:12, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the combined crappiness of several dozen articles that shouldn't exist but do. --Mn-z 12:19, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete 'Articles that exist but should not'. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:27, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg No rewrite The article is pretty much IP's, and it's plainly unfunny. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:04, 9 July 2011
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg No. Just no. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 21:27 Jul 09, 2011
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg >.< ~ Humbuck.png Talk 03:36, 10 July 2011 (UTC)
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Hillel

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg oh boy 2005 cruft at its worst. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:07, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of cruft ad red links.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:01, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. QVFD Escapee. I don't think this was a very good topic to write on... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:52, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. go awat=y,--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Titanic (movie)

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Does no one else like stuff that I like!? Seijana 10:50, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Horrid. Need proof? "Titanic (the movie) is a feature film directed by Steven Spielberg and starring Orlando Bloom and Jet Li with a cameo appearance by Robocop." --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:38, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. no ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:08, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shit! What the.... Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 11:14, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Metioing the Busch Administration in an article like this is just stupid. Stupid Democrat.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:05, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Random and totally unrelated to the movie. Also, short and stubbish. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:22, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Not good. Not good at all... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:16, July 10, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I now have another entry for my userspace Hall of Shame. Feel free to send noobs there when they write about Chuck Norris. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:13 July 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I don't know if this article is bad enough to be axed, but I am confident that a movie titled There's Just Something About Your Nostrils could be awesome. --Sloublues 16:41, July 9, 2011 (UTC)

Bitch Disease

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg No redeeming value. I could find no humor, even after reverting all the cruft. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:31 July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete Genuinely hopeless execution. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:36, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Makes no sense That's no disease, that's just natural girl behavior.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 01:57, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Detonate vote.gif 夜 Symbol delete vote.svg 袭Symbol Burninate vote.png 阳 Symbol against vote.svg 明Symbol keep vote.svg 堡! I hate articles with "bitches" in them! Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 06:45, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:54, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ....the author of this article needs a good slap! -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:10, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Camp Fuck You Die H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. Yes, it's awful, but it's an in-joke, and to delete it would mess with the continuity of the site. How many articles link to this? If we redirect it to something else those links won't make any sense. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:04 July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. RedCheckMark.png This is sacred! --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:53 Jul 6 2011
  3. Er... I'm just going to go against my better judgment and say Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. because it's an in-joke. --Wanna see a magic trick? 17:04, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:11, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. This-is-staying. Seijana 05:19, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Although its a long article, i agree with TheSlyFox and i'm gonna go for RedCheckMark.png Strong keep.. --Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 01:13, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 20:34, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. because I like band-wagoning. --Mn-z 12:20, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is terrible.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 05:05, 6 July 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Zombiebaron. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 05:09, 6 July 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep for some obscure reason that has to do with helping worthless editors feel good. Nah, I'm just messin'. Symbol delete vote.svg Kill. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:10 Jul 06, 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wow... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:10, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. NOT WANT -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:11, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article Fuck you die. lol--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:54, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Eww, a spider... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 05:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More navelism. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:50, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  • But isn't this some kind of in-joke? --Wanna see a magic trick? 11:52, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
    An in-joke? That's usually an appropriate delete reason in of itself.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:09, 6 July 2011

🔒 Kablam H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Strong keep I actually think that was funny. I love it. It should be on VFH] instead.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 22:23, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Strong keep - this is important to other feature articles, and deleting it would mess those articles up.- What's the good in doing that??-Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 23:17, Jul 5
  3. What they said. --Scofield & Dudes 07:31, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. RedCheckMark.png Very very very strong keep. This is one of the first article's I ever read on here. --Wanna see a magic trick? 12:07, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Love the picture!-- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:14, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:18, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. RedCheckMark.png Bandwagon Keep. Why not? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:52 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. RedCheckMark.png '保卫该词条!' It's so freakin' awesome! --Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 01:17, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nine's a charm. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:09, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kill it, redirect to Onomatopoeia or something similar. Jokeless, purposeless one-picture stub, and the picture itself also happens to be older than the internet. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete as ugly, stupid, and unoriginal. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 22:30 Jul 05, 2011
  3. Per above(s). --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:36, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 09:14, 6 July 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:59, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Finger Did It. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:54, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. DElete Isn't an article. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:32, July 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Aguilera or her

Score: 5
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  1. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Listy listy listy listy. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:27 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Empty shirt. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:46, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Where's the images? Images make the article better. Oh, and don't get me started on spelling... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:36, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 20:51, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Big poopy. Kill it.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 04:56, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
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It seems it's almost done. Now, what of the other two Sonic articles? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:51, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sonnet the Hedgehog

Score: 8
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  1. i don't get it --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My. Eyes. Burn. Some. One. Must. Die!--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:32, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. You do NOT fuck with The Bard. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:15, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. The Great Article Purge of 2011. This needs an article... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 05:25, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Can I compare thee to a pile of crap? Thanks. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:33, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 21:02, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Isn't it supposed to be Sonic the Hedgedog? Oh shit!!--Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 09:01, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I can't bring myself to vote "Delete" on something that had such a good concept. Alas, it will likely never be more than wasted potential. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:33 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  • I completely agree--Xamralco 23:47, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Rouge the Bat

Score: 8
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#Symbol keep vote.svg Bat Fuck Insane --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:43, 7 July 2011

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  1. ohhhhhh booooooyyyy --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:48, 7 July 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Bat Fuck Insane I read it, it's not funny. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 02:54, 7 July 2011
  5. Eyeballfork. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:13, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Slop. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. I hate bats, and I hate Sonic even more. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:39, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Xamralco 23:49, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate! Oh crap!!--Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 09:04, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
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I feel iffy about votin to delete it since I reviewed this and thought it had a good future. Unless someone gives me a reason to vote delete on it--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 03:37, July 7, 2011 (UTC)

Knuckles the Echidna

Score: 5
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  1. sonic --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Headdesk. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:12, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Euthanize. Man, that's just sad. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:17 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A life immaterial. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:41, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Dr. Robotnik

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Fuck you. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:40, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Facepalm. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:11, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Stamp this madness out. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:12, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG WTF did I just read? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:15 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Meme-ridden Sonic articles make me vomit (blood)... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:32, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Amy Rose

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. this one is better than average. --Mn-z 21:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. ObamaAmy.png --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. My god, there are so many of these. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:10, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. junk. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:10, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Decent premise, bad execution. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:13 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Ro-Man approves of this article's lack of quality. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:42, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Metal Sonic

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  1. *spreads cheeks* --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:09, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete ALL Sonic-related articles. There's a folder full somewhere... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 05:34, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article on wikipedia is equally abysmal. Perhaps this one and theirs could be merged and no one will know the difference except Sonic fans. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:44, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dare I say we have another Final Fantasy-style epic fail on our hands? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:11 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Mephiles the Dark

Score: 5
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  1. ???????????????????? --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So much text there. Too bad there's no content. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:08, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another article that can be deposited, unwrapped in Junior Uncyclopedia's waste disposal unit (a black plastic bag). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:06, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ...... BIN IT! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:39 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Wow, this is getting deleted again?--Yoyoddd 03:05, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

! --Roman Dog Bird 03:08, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
Well now that I know that you're the one who (mostly) wrote what I just deleted, yeah, it was deleted previously. Four years ago. And it apparently only had eleven edits. So what's your point? --Roman Dog Bird 03:16, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
I'm just surprised that it managed to scrape by not getting deleted the first time, only to go up in flames now. That's all. Oh, well.--Yoyoddd 03:28, July 8, 2011 (UTC)

Sonic Unleashed

Score: 8
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  1. who cares --Roman Dog Bird 02:20, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg UN:FAIL ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:28, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who writes this crap?--03:34, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:06, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Sonic produces memes. Memes produce IP addresses (most cases). IP addresses produce vandalism. Vandalism makes the admins. angry... KILLIT! KILLIT NOW!!!--Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 05:30, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gives other, underpowered hedgehogs a bad name. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:01, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol Burninate vote.png "I'll have a... Meh."  I've never played the game, but I can't say it sounds any better than its Uncyc article. If it's really this bad, I pity the unfortunate souls who payed good money for it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:06 July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What's with all these awful Sonic articles?--Xamralco 23:52, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. OH SHIT SONIC!!!!!! --Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 01:09, July 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Chrono Trigger

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  1. A game developed in 1000 A.D. in Lost Angeles, Wales, Japan. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 05:42 Jul 06, 2011
  2. Say no more. Jackofspades.png (talk) 09:13, 6 July 2011
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Um, what the fuck?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 14:52, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Final Fantasy cruft. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:06 July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article looks like the results of a crazy old lady and her floating kingdom/lavos who is really just a giant misunderstood grub that wanted to be a porcupine. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:03 Jul 6 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. End to end bollocks. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:51, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:43, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Invisible Man

Score: 8
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  1. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. Are you guys nuts!? This is wothy of featured status! Seijana 06:00, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
    BORS170.jpg --Roman Dog Bird 08:09, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is terrible.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 16:41, 6 July 2011

  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Make it invisible. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:43, 6 July 2011
  2. Yes it is. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 16:43 Jul 06, 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quotes from Oscar Wilde, Chuck Norris, and Mr. T. Need I say more? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:06 Jul 6 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Make it invisible permanently--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 17:22, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Scrap it and rewrite from scratch. And probably protect it from recreation by IPs. Alas, could find no better version in the page history. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:35, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  6. So much potential and so little execution. Get rid of it so someone else won't be deterred from making one that's less shitty. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 05:05, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg ahh dnt feal liek spelig rigt... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 05:27, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for Junior Uncyclopedia. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:59, July 7, 2011 (UTC)
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