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COBOL

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  1. An article almost as awful as its subject. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:01 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:27, 5 July 2011
  4. What COBOL? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 17:01 Jul 6 2011
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:55, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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  • Oh my, I remember taking a class on COBOL in college. I found this article mildly amusing but probably not suitable for mainspace, so I copied it to my userspace. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 21:39, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Didgeridoo Hero

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Straaaaaaaight. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:57 Jul 6 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep and replace with an Expand tag. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:54, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Liiiiiiiist. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:00 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gaaaaaaaay--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:27, 5 July 2011
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  1. Symbol neutral vote.svg Meh Not bad enough... --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:02, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

The Three Little Pigs

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  1. Political commentary that would be better redirected to an UnBook of the same name. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:59 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per above.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 20:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:28, 5 July 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Xamralco 22:42, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:53, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Dead Rising

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  1. Yeah, this is kinda terrible too ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Kind of terrible?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:56, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Listy, crufty... Bleah! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:16 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Frank's retarded clothes. The "No Liberals" bit was funny though... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:32, July 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:52, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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TK Maxx

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Something something. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:06, 5 July 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Gay Enough said.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 19:20, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Another variant of "my <insert here> sucks." Gas chambers at the ready... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:21, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG "WHAT IS DIS NINSENSE ABOUT?" I couldn't have said it better. Somebody must have really hated working for this store. I actually worked for such a place once--I would write an article on it, but it wouldn't pass UN:CM. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:14 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 09:14, 6 July 2011
  6. Vanity. Anti-random-thing article. Lists. So many reasons why it should get canned. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:50, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Bill Richardson

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  1. Putting it to a vote instead of doing the honors myself. ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too short and random.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:34, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:55, 5 July 2011
  4. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:12, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  It starts out good, but quickly descends into irredeemable randomness. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:08 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Redirect to that article about ponies by Dexter. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I got past the picture before deciding. But not by much. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:49, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Peter Jackson

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  1. It's kinda really shitty, but somehow I feel others might disagree. ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk]
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uh no.--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:35, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:55, 5 July 2011
  4. Per, err, never mind. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:15, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Detonate vote.gif C4.  It needs to go away. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:18 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:47, 7 July 2011 (UTC)
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Dr. Seuss

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  1. And this, should we keep this?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:18, 5 July 2011

  1. No Jackofspades.png (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless there is a Madonna in the house willing to adopt it, this should go-go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:22, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  lol wut? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:33 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:08, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uh, what the hell did I just read?--- Iwillkillyou.gif 333.gif TALK What's it like to be a heretic? 18:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Shove the cat in the hat, put the hat in a bag and tie, then throw the bag in the river. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:51, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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The 4400

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  1. This has an expired fix. Is it worth keeping? Based on the article, I couldn't even figure out what it was.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 08:15, 5 July 2011

  1. No Jackofspades.png (talk) 08:43, 5 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. User 'Nacky' has long gone so I doubt if any other contributor will want to build on this. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg ??? It has to be about something... Good luck figuring out what it is, though. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:06 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Sometimes, these get too tedious to finish. Now I see the importance of images... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 19:17, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • This is presumably about the TV show The 4400. I've never watched it, so I can't tell how spot-on this article is. I don't see much humor in the parts of the article I skim, though. --Sloublues 13:18, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

List of Sonic Characters Nobody's Ever Heard Of

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I remember seeing this on VFD quite some time ago, and it was kept, perhaps for good reason. This page needs cleanup, not deletion. --Scofield & Friends 10:58, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I dunno. Normally, I would vote to get rid of this (in fact, I had a really nice joke about Badger Badger Badger already typed up for it), but Aleister made a good point in the previous nom. Besides, I think this version looks more polished than the old VFD'd version, which isn't very old. I say revert to a previous version and protect from IPs--and somebody who knows anything at all about the subject should decruft it post-haste (I think it's about a porcupine and a badger with multiple tails or something). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:28 July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not like it's gonna matter, though. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:03, 5 July 2011
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The title is a dead give away that this is another shitty list, but its not funny and poorly formatted at best. So yeah fuck this ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:51, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh ugh --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 03:10, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Plan 9 from Outer Space... ...is better than this. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 03:54, 5 July 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:51, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that thankfully fully flags its crap content well in advance. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:16, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Lacking subject, lacking approach, lacking writing style; just generally lacking.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:38, 5 July 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Kerkill There is nothing remotely worth keeping about this. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 16:56 Jul 05, 2011
  2. Not want -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:14, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Don't Put Descartes Before De Horse! H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. You know you want to... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I lol'd ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:36, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I don't really know what the hell this is. I thought someone might want to save it.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 02:09, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Nope. Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:33, 5 July 2011
  3. Fails spectacularly to live up to the awesome title --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:34, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Punny title. Too bad the article sucked. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 04:50, 5 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Merge the one line joke with the existing Descartes article? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:19, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. What Romartus said.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:42, 5 July 2011

  1. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:59, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Article has evolved significantly since voting, this vote is thus invalidated; re-submit if you feel it's still huffable. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 08:37, July 6, 2011 (UTC)

Category:New World Order scum

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  1. Calling things New World Order scum isn't funny in the first place. Spamming it across pages just makes it less funny.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 12:27, 4 July 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 14:56, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  2. Republicans and Democrats are on the list, but I must vote "death." --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 17:42, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I think this category is redundant with Category:People who didn't fuck your mom in the kitchen last night --Mn-z 21:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. Talk Mattsnow 17:44, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Benson's 4-D House Of Pancakes H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Eh, who cares --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 22:33, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:56, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Duh. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:06, 5 July 2011
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  1. Originally doomed by an expired vanity tag, this article's deletion has been contested by its author, so instead I bring it here. I still hold that this is vanity, vanity, vanity, and not even an in-joke, but the article of an in-joke. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 22:25 Jul 03, 2011
  2. !DED! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:57, July 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What for? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by XDshempXD (talk • contribs)
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  • Keptflicted by Lyrithya. Damnit! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:30, July 5, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Maldives H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. OP is being a whiney fag. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 20:45, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I mean, it's ain't great. But it ain't atrocious either. Needs love. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:20, 1 July 2011 (UTC)

  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:57, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Skully reverted someone blanking this page. If Skully had bothered actually reading it, though, he would've realized reverting anything at all would be a pure waste of time. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:35, 30 June 2011
  2. Per above. To the Gulag! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:49, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Sanitize.  Needs decontamination. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:26 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. What Socky said, but not in a hilarious Belgian accent. --Black Flamingo 22:42, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept, apparently.

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🔒 Vegetable Photographer of the Year H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Weakling of a keep. Some pics captions are not so bad, and that's the kind of article that would appeal to younger lads (like 12) so... Talk Mattsnow 03:58, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Could use some more text, but it has some value, I think. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 14:58, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Heh --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:43, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Expired tag - worth keeping? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:29 Jul 03, 2011
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Mabel Bush

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  1. Expired tag - worth keeping? – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:25 Jul 03, 2011
  2. Not really. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 14:59, 4 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. Get rid of it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:56 July 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Another "My Town Sucks" article. Shall we? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 17:58, July 4, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Angry Huffed Article H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't think it's bad enough. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:09, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The sock has it. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:00, 1 July 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Why are you doing this to it? WHY????!!!! --Scofield & Friends 13:45, July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Fuck it. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:14, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Redirect page H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Obvious Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:45, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. looks like what it is about. --Mn-z 14:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Not being able to understand a joke is not the best reason to delete it. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:55, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above useres. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 19:04, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Hurr Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:01, 1 July 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg <Insert some humorous redirect related keep reason here> --Wanna see a magic trick? 03:29, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I don't get it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:43, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I get it, but I still think it's useless. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:08, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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HowTo:Shoop Da Woop

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  1. A deletion survivor, but I really can't find anything in there that should justifiably exist. --Black Flamingo 02:39, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Whoa! The start wasn't that bad, but the formatting nightmare at the end... Did someone put the ICU on that thing to warn the author? Delete if there were no answer. Talk Mattsnow 02:45, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. KILLIT! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:46, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ugh Jackofspades.png (talk) 06:29, 2 July 2011
  5. *vomits up his intestines* --Roman Dog Bird 19:01, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Hetalia: Axis Powers

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  1. IPs are destroying this article, and I don't think it can recover, since it is mostly IP written vandalized. I'll finish my rewrite sooner or later. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 23:59, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Didn't seem so bad at first, but it did get pretty tiresome. --Black Flamingo 02:39, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. As per BF. Some fuck-ups in the first few sections, I have nothing against a list when needed, but not like this. Talk Mattsnow 02:50, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete. --Roman Dog Bird 04:13, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Lists. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:31, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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  • Can we create protect this from IP adresses too? They got really mad when I nominated this (and it's pretty funny too). --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 18:12, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Puppy Huffing

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  1. *sigh* unfunny and based on something unfunny. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:10, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Opposite of Kitten Huffing. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 23:36, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Puppy Huffing is toxic. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:09, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg I would sleep better at night knowing that this practice was abolished. Pup 12:28 02 Jul '11
  5. Delete. I like pissing my time away reading from top-to-bottom an article that people say sucks. Kind of a "Don't do that" thing or "Don't be sad, there are worse than your articles." This is one of these instances. Talk Mattsnow 02:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  I actually really like the original kitten huffing, but man, this thing sucks. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:32 July 3, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:Life With The Grues

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Feed it to the grues. This seems pretty bad. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:59, 1 July 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:47, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Feed Socky to the grues Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:03, 1 July 2011
    Yes, please. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 1 July 2011
  4. Give the grues to the Iranians. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:05, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yawn. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:28, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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  • The concept is decent, but the execution is horrible. It might work if someone extended the scientist's thoughts on each of four days instead of having several days with just one-liners. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:36 July 3, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks:Cookbook

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  1. It's a bunch of listy subpages! Hurray! – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:32 Jul 01, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:58, 1 July 2011
  3. Should've been QVFD'd, if you ask me. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 00:06, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Cook at 451 degrees . ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:27, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:This is a Sample Nomination

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  1. Say what? Also, maybe we should reconsider some of our Featured UnBooks, just possibly maybe. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:29 Jul 01, 2011
  2. Agreed. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:57, 1 July 2011
  3. Bah. --Black Flamingo 02:43, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per BlackFlamingo. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:26, 2 July 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Orgasm H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. This just had a significant section that was cyberbullying that had lasted for about 3 months because the page is so bad that nobody wants to look at it. Pup 03:15 30 Jun '11
  2. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  Wow... That's bad. The article itself (not the concept) has so much potential. Maybe it should be IP-protected so it isn't recreated like another Final Fantasy. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:28 June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Blimey...

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  1. That was stupid... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:58, July 2, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Redirected to something else. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:41, July 2, 2011 (UTC)

Foast

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  1. Not even cowbell can save this now. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 23:09 Jun 30, 2011
  2. What.... the fuck. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:21, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:51, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that's in a sad little world of its own. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:53, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Flamethrower.  It took me forever to actually figure out what the definition of the word supposedly is. Now that I know what it means, it's probably better that the word doesn't really exist. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:11 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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That time I was nearly raped by a rabbit during my sojourn in Scotland

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per being mainspaced by the Jew or something!! --Mn-z 23:23, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. poetry Talk JelloMold Talk 23:54, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A Stub, a shameless theme copypasta and not at all funny either. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 19:21, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is gayer than Mr. Winkler. -crowd boos-- --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:01, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. yettie wrote it and mordillo mainspaced it what the fuck --Roman Dog Bird 20:05, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg VFD: a webpage giving away free nominations in return for a) crappy articles b) referring freinds to do the same – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:06 Jun 30, 2011
  5. Yes.

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  1. Yawn. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:19, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This rabbit has the runs. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:25, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mordillo may have mainspaced it, but it's still a mess. He's not really around anymore to share his opinion, so it probably doesn't make any difference now. Yettie hasn't been around for a while, either. I do wish we could stop losing good people... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:24 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
    If you want to summon Yettie, all you need to do is edit his talkpage. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:33, 1 July 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:44, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Search box

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  1. Actually, on my screen, the search box is in the almost exact opposite direction as the arrow is pointing...

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  1. Least informative article ever. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:07 Jun 30, 2011
  2. KILLIT!!! KILLIT NOW!!! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:09, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. If someone changed the graphic to point in the right direction, I'd change my vote. But I'm way too lazy to do the work myself. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:17, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:26, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  It's up there! (see comment) -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:05 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Dukenburg

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  1. This had some lovely template evasion in 2006. Beyond that, there's nothing interesting here.

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  1. NRV. Pup 11:56 30 Jun '11
  2. DEAD. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:03, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Template evasion, how I shall miss thee... not. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 20:08 Jun 30, 2011
  4. Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:16, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not only is non-notable, it's just another "My hometown sucks" article. I feel sorry for so many people who hate where they live. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:30 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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America's Funniest Home Videos

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 19:23, 30 June 2011
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  1. It's a giant list...

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 11:51, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Lists. Plural. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:15, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listing badly. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg My eyes! Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:02, 1 July 2011
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Torture Squad: Relish the Pain!

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  1. Just not funny... and also poor and abandoned and ripe for making... ah, disappear. But I never said that.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The English translation of the deleted French page. Pup 12:22 30 Jun '11
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:23, 30 June 2011
  3. No.png --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:05, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 01:14, 1 July 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  I almost VFD'd this a few months ago, but decided against it when I saw it was from the French Uncyc (I thought those were somehow protected). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:22 July 1, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Certainly not funny in English either. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:28, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Big H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. Did a little playing with the code and while it's not identical in output gives a similar result, and allows for partial increases. (1 < 1.5 < 2). <big> is not supported by HTML 5. This now will work in pure CSS 3 and HTML 5 now. Pup 11:50 30 Jun '11
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  1. This uses a font tag and according to Spang, won't work using non-deprecated tags. Seeing as font isn't technically supported anymore, we should probably do something with this so people quit using it. On that note, anyone have a better idea than just deleting it? Because that was my best one.

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  1. Wow, this is stupid. Learn how to style, people. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 08:10 Jun 30, 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Provided a bot can fix up the close to 1,000 uses of this template. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 30 June 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. on condition that somebody replace this template with correct code. --Mn-z 23:25, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This wouldn't be the same <big> tag that is still widely in use, would it? I'm confused... I can't figure out what {{Big}} actually does. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:45 June 30, 2011 (UTC)
    <big> still works. See? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:48, 30 June 2011
  • This is transcluded in a lot of pages, albeit mostly user talk pages, forums, and userspace pages. Including, admittedly, about 40 of mine. If we're deleting the template then I'd suggest changing every page that it's transcluded on. Pup 11:54 30 Jun '11
  • I'm arbitrarily declaring that PotR deleted this and this case is closed.

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Dead People - Q&A

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Plasma Shotgun.  Unfunny, crufty old article that doesn't live up to current standards. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:23 June 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Give it to the Iranians. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:19, June 29, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 03:41, 30 June 2011
  4. Meh. I saw an idea, but I shall retain it in my brain for potential further use.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nadgers. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:30, July 1, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Too many templates H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg In userspace usage. If you check the "what links here," there are several userpages that have this template on them. I agree that it is pointless for articles, but userspace cruft never hurt anyone--at least not that I've heard of. Maybe it should be sent to the author's userspace, de-categorized and redirected from there. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 02:06 June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I lol'd and userspace it ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 08:16, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg userspace -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 10:07, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Very useful template. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 30 June 2011
  5. Keep What use is something on Uncyclopedia is not really the point. What is the point? There isn't one - which is the point, which therefore sort of means there is. You get my point though don't you? Oh fuck off. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:49, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Do we actually need a template that tells us there are too many templates on a page? I mean, yes, it's self-aware and all, but still. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:24 Jun 28, 2011
  2. Instead of adding a template to tell other people to remove some templates people could... I dunno, remove some templates?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:40, 28 June 2011
  2. I've only seen this on ONE userpage. Ever. Euthanize it. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:22, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its a unfunny joke. Walmartchinaflag.png Shimazu | Chat with me! | What I have done | My Homeland | A sad conflict | AA AAAAAAAA AAAA Walmartchinaflag.png 11:01, June 29, 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. colored box of canned humor. --Mn-z 02:10, June 30, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I hate this template with a passion. It practically encourages users to continue adding nonsensical templates. Every use I've ever seen use of this is a page that looks like it's been vandalised. Pup 12:00 30 Jun '11
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Who killed JFK

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  1. Came across this glittering turd while I was doing a little housework BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Jun 28, 10:12
  2. Naw, JFK's livin' with Elvis, and Hitler's head is in a jar... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:21, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Bye bye. --Black Flamingo 21:55, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So who killed JFK? Let's see: Hitler, Mr. Potato Head, Ronald McDonald and the Enterprise NX-01 all did it together... Is it just me, or did we already know this? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:56 June 29, 2011 (UTC)
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Tom and Jerry

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  1. Just...what? Jackofspades.png (talk) 01:52, 28 June 2011
  2. this is a disgrace --Roman Dog Bird 04:57, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I thought this was why we had QA...

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  1. Killit --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Let this badly formatted nonsense (bad joke ahead) chase the mouse into the metaphorical fold-out ironing board. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:19, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Too bad, Tom and Jerry could be the subject of a great article. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 03:49, June 29 2011
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HowTo:Force_guys_at_your_school_to_ask_you_to_the_prom

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is awful. Awful awful awful. Not one single redeeming line in the whole thing. It sounds like someone read our HowTos and tried to follow the formula, but failed miserably at every turn. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 17:49 Jun 27, 2011
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Pulverize and don't look back. Also, lists. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 17:53, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:22, 27 June 2011
  4. good golly miss molly --Roman Dog Bird 01:20, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yeah --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 11:48, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment.This was one of the last articles Zana Dark was working on to improve before she got the ban. So now we'll never know if it was salvageable. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:37, June 28, 2011 (UTC)

Ronaldo (The Fat One)

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  1. Delete I'm thinking of writing a page on the two Ronaldos (and how they are really the same player) so I'd like it if turds like this were cleared away. Talk JelloMold Talk 15:52, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I hate this kind of blatant "fat people are fat and ghey" type stuff. Shoot on sight. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:06 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Seconded. Or thirded. But "thirded" sounds dumb and a bit like "turd," which brings us back to this article. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 16:30, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 18:23, 27 June 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Usually, I QVFD my bad ideas, like euthanizing a puppy. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:17, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
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Wilhelm Frick

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Utter nonsense from a single contributor about one of Hitler's cronies. I don't have enough knowledge or interest in the subject to write about it, so I tagged this for a rewrite a few months ago. Nobody's touched it, so I think it might just be one of those subjects where nearly every attempt to parody it falls flat. Thus, I say we put it out of its misery. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:01 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yep. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 06:08, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:01, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. And it looked so sensible from an aesthetic end. Well, relatively speaking.

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Willie Nelson

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  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:56, June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yep Jackofspades.png (talk) 02:57, 27 June 2011
  3. Symbol Detonate vote.gif DETONATE!!  Genitalia cruft. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:43 June 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Destroy. ~ Humbuck.png Talk 13:11, 27 June 2011 (UTC)
  5. How ya doin', Tex? --Roman Dog Bird 01:25, June 28, 2011 (UTC)
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