Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive66

The Daily Llama

Keep	|-DELETE THE WHOLE PAGE!!!! IT SUX!!!! DELETE...DELETE...DELETE...there is a thing called a limit you stupid people. DELETE THE PAGES!!! ALL OF THEM!Link title	Delete	Delete Ancient stub. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:50, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Yep --THINKER 03:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 06:33, 04 May 2007 wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:36, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Somebody fancy moving the pic (with a decent caption) to Llama? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:20, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Stubby and ungood. The Daily Llama is the website for Monty Python news and commerce, however. ----OEJ 16:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:03, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Skipton

Keep
Delete	How did this get in here? --General Insineratehymn 01:29, 4 May 2007 (UTC) That one made me cry. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:05, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Ewwwww Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 06:30, 04 May 2007 Probably hilarious if you're Mike Barrett - which fortunately few of us are --Asahatter (annoy) 08:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Randomness. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Sweet Jesus on a stick! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:34, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete - Heard of the place, but have no desire to go there to check accuracy. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:03, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	*Please check your spelling. That article has never existed. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:54, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:57, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Pickles

Keep
Delete	Delete Not good enough to merge. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete CRUFT!!! Haha! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 12:06, 04 May 2007 Not needed. --THINKER 00:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC) I put the "eat" tag on instead of "merge". On second thoughts, I should have just put it here. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:54, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:22, 4 May 2007 (UTC) 8=====D --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC) As Unknownfile. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Die, pickles, die --Asahatter (annoy) 08:41, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete "Also: I've got two pickles. I've got two pickles. I've got two pickles, hey hey hey." -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Short, stubby, random, unfunny. Delete with extreme prejudice. ----OEJ 16:58, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:51, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Mecha Ghandi

Keep	Rewrite A funny concept for a spin on Mecha-Godzilla, but too ridiculous currently --THINKER 00:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	OMG WTF. This sucks. Created by an IP, very few edits, and just plain stupid. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:25, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Not very good. ----OEJ 23:28, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Die Jedibob5 23:30, 3 May 2007 (UTC) 2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 12:04, 04 May 2007 Sad..."mecha"-anything generally makes that "anything" more, how you say?, mecha. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:45, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Mecha-delete per Mecha-Modusoperandi. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:47, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Tarot The Heavy Metal Band

Keep
Delete	Horrible, horrible, horrible bandcruft. I'd ICU it if it wasn't so old. --General Insineratehymn 23:22, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Real band, not very good article. ----OEJ 23:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC) De-1337 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:49, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete I really want to use the word cruft but ppl keep beating me to it each time >.< Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:59, 03 May 2007 Wow It just goes on and on, all bland.. even the picture caption, damn.. --THINKER 00:46, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:20, 4 May 2007 (UTC) good god, it's shit like this that deserves execution without a trial --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:35, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:45, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Lake Eerie

Keep	Keep per Spang on Spooky and also still trying not to get killed by anyone. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:02, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	unedited since sept. '06, stub --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:26, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Nice idea, but a stubby bit of undeveloped boredom. ----OEJ 23:33, 3 May 2007 (UTC) As per Lake Spooky I vote delete. Possibly these ideas might be good but I'd rather read them as one long article and with less random crap. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:55, 03 May 2007 Delete. -- Mitch 01:19, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Yep yep --THINKER 03:38, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete per nom. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:44, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:42, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Haviq

Keep
Delete	Delete Short, random 2005cruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:26, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Like a roadkilled toad, it is without redeeming qualities.----OEJ 23:35, 3 May 2007 (UTC) rubbish --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Utter crap. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:53, 03 May 2007 Delete. -- Mitch 01:18, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Um...? --THINKER 03:39, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Slandanity. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:12, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:40, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Sheppard Lusk

Keep
Delete	Delete Utter nonsense, was a previous Vanity2  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 20:50, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Huff as vanity, but you needn't have nominated this for deletion. {{Vanity2}} categorizes it under NRV. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 21:19, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete for badness as well. ----OEJ 23:38, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:50, 03 May 2007 Delete. -- Mitch 01:17, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete - My vanity tag was removed. I'll remember to watch all vanity tagged pages in future. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:27, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Delete per everyone. I guess you can still vanity2 tag pages after the usual week of ICU has passed? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:11, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:37, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

The whale fm

Keep
Delete	Delete Unfunny stub on NN radio station. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:15, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete I agree  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 19:16, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:37, 03 May 2007 Delete. The fact that somebody doesn't like something does not make their bad-tempered rantings either satire or humor. ----OEJ 23:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC) radio hosts can be good sometimes but the ones mentioned in this article made me go flaccid --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Turn off Tune out. --THINKER 03:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Interfere with - the fact that the only town it can be heard in is also a redlink is the clue. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:07, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:34, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Thunder bay

Keep	Keep Notable. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep, but it should be noted that "the armpit of Canada" is really Shilo, Manitoba. I think Thunder Bay is the elbow or something. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:57, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep - not insultingly bad. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 01:56, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Keep per people who actually know the place, eh? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 15:00, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Now you see here students, this is about a town in Northwestern Ontario in Canada. The author was bored, couldn't go out and have sex like normal people his age. Instead, he decided to write an "I hate my hometown" article. Then I came along and found this and stuck it on VFD. Any questions, class? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:29, 3 May 2007 (UTC) "Teacher! Teacher!" /waves arm in the air enthusiastically. "Can we huff it please?" Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:33, 03 May 2007
Comments	If you've ever been to Thunder Bay, this page makes perfect sense. I drove through it, once. Longest eleven minutes of my life. I still wake up in a cold sweat, sometimes. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:17, 4 May 2007 (UTC) Kept, floating closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:33, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Yoruba

Keep
Delete	Delete Insufficient text, some cliche. Was fix-tagged for a month. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 10:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 10:13, 3 May 2007 (UTC) I purchased a steamroller the other day, so can I put it to use? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Oscar Wilde hasn't heard of it. Apparently. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC) delete words fail me just as capitals fail the author of that article. and spelling and funniness. ok so words don't fail me. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:23, 03 May 2007 Delete. Delete it hard: badly written, short, no pics, no funniness. ----OEJ 23:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:31, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Ingstone

Keep
Delete	Short and random, with a bit of vanity and a fix tag. Huff --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:53, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC) this is just vanity. stupid wankers and their ICU-removals... --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:32, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Randomator 15:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete - My teacher is a troll. Lol. Hey, that rhymes. I rule. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:18, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Ugggh Thats troll for "Huff". Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 11:18, 03 May 2007 Delete. ----OEJ 23:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:29, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Character Map

Keep
Delete	Delete - Now that I've got the hang of weaving my way through hundreds of disambiguations, Special:Shortpages is becoming a useful VFD tool. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:38, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Ick Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:26, 03 May 2007 Delete Stub. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:49, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete short and unfunny -- Randomator 15:39, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Erase Ditto. Jedibob5 19:06, 3 May 2007 (UTC) kill no redeeming value at all. --THE 21:23, 3 May 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:27, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

Fortune cookie

Keep	Keep Hey, I liked it... And the first image is composed of 4 parts so that the fortune can change on refresh, duh! Robertodole 23:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Needs a cleanup and rewrite, but it made me chuckle profusely a couple of times.  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 01:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep If only for the fortune cookie... highly inventive -- Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 01:50, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep per Olipro. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:51, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Ewwww I'm in the process of replacing this with one that will be placed in the right page name as well. it has basically no connection to this sad, sad article LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:26, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Erase And if you'll notice the first image, it has been oddly assembled out of 4 parts. Jedibob5 22:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Huff Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:19, 03 May 2007 Turn into a redirect. I dunno if this is delete or keep, but Books' article is far better. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 04:20, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	bleh. I had no idea that this article was even remotely likeable. Anyway, I could just as easily move it to Fortune Cookie and put my rewrite in the old ones stead (currently under my userpage) I guess, that if we have to compromise some of the old page can stay. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 02:11, 3 May 2007 (UTC) I'd move it to the proper naming so the entire unaltered text is accessible, and then paste over the page with your new work. That way, if people want bits and pieces of this mixed in, they can go back and selectively edit. And keep the cookie, because it is, in fact, quite awesome.--THINKER 05:22, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Kept. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:44, 03 May 2007 Done, enjoy. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 19:31, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Lake Spooky

Keep	Keep - mainly because I don't want to die, but also because it's got some funnies in. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Sure it's a stub, but it's got some good lines. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:05, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep I added a tiny bit. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:00, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Also, stubs in series can be combined later. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:02, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	We can do much better, me thinks. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:21, 2 May 2007 (UTC) safe to say that some sysops here are better nuking and banning than writing --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:30, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Irony Huff -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Huff that bad boy Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:41, 03 May 2007
Comments	Kept. It's actually funny, and the alternative would be combining all the great lakes to Great Lakes, and it wouldn't work as well then. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:52, 03 May 2007

Rich sod biscuits

Keep	Keep. No doubt needs some work, but I like the idea and some of the humour. Rogpyvbc 21:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Agree with above. I actually found parts of this funnier than some VFH articles recently. Needs a rewrite. I might even lend my trivial powers to it to help save it. (Don't quote me on that) Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:27, 02 May 2007 Keep Funny, in a snooty English way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:43, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	this is the last entry on my personal hit list, and it is a pretty sucky article. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Huff It's short and badly written, with a stupid concept and a rewrite tag. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:16, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Eww. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:10, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Tee hee. Just saw your personal hit list title graphic UF. I don't vote keep on everything, honest! :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 17:57, 2 May 2007 (UTC) (/me proceeds to vote keep on everything here at the moment.) D'oh! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC) If it stays, it's got to be improved big time. Right now it's just kind of a joke that begins and ends with the idea of eating wood. --Videshi 07:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Abstain --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 09:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Kept. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:39, 03 May 2007

Dir en grey

Keep	You've gotta be kidding. So a bitter, humorless fan wants it deleted? I've been a fan for more than 8 years (buying all singles and albums on release date, been to concert in Tokyo, etc.) and I say it stays. --So So 14:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Weak keep I dislike the vomiting. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep. The author is right, not everyone will get the Japanese humour. "He was Japan's leading pachinko player, with a record of 1039449 wins and 3 losses" - very funny if you're Japanese. Rogpyvbc 21:45, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Because the Japanese and their sympathisers are allowed to laugh too. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:28, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Keep though I feel my life has been irreparably damaged by that video.. --THINKER 05:07, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	otakucruft. a friend who likes the subject of this article wants this nuked too --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	My fourth article to make the vfd page. Hip hip hooray! --So So 14:46, 1 May 2007 (UTC) oh be quiet, don't be such an ayumikitada, always whining when your articles get VFD'd saying we're all humorless... wait for the article to be kept or deleted and archive it in your userspace while it still exists --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:27, 1 May 2007 (UTC) As a side note, if someone just wants to put an "overly Japanese" tag on it, that would be okay. The article itself is rather well thought out, but just requires some knowledge of the subject matter. No need to delete it, really. --So So 18:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC) meh, let's just see what the people of uncyc think --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:30, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Neutral It's weird, but I don't know the subject so that may possibly be the point. Jedibob5 00:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC) it's about a jgoth group, see en.wp. also, the weird english in question is stuff like "fuck off and wipe" --» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:42, 2 May 2007 (UTC) A music video is actually probably the best reference in this case. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SV04GwxP8lE&mode=related&search= --So So 03:38, 2 May 2007 (UTC) What he said A brief perusal failed to sway me either way. No idea of original subject but that in itself shouldn't matter. Didn't find it funny but seems to be well thought out? Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:42, 02 May 2007 Kept. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:38, 03 May 2007

2708

Keep	keep I like the idea of finding a note in the future. This could be made MUCH funnier. I did a little, but I'm tired out. --Videshi 12:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep. Okay, I'll change my vote. So long as something is done to improve it further. I added a bit. Rogpyvbc 03:49, 2 May 2007 (UTC) I like this new version. Keep. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:01, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Keep, as per Rogyvbc, thought it could still be further expanded, and stuff. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Keep I didn't see it before, but right now it makes me laugh.. --THINKER 02:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Funny concept. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:38, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	*Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC) for the love of god, you cannot qvfd articles over a week old, but this is 2005cruft so it must go --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:32, 1 May 2007 (UTC) You can't? Whoops, I better go read the rules again! Eep! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:50, 02 May 2007 Delete AGH MY EYES!!! Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:50, 02 May 2007
Comments	It's been added to substantially since some of the delete votes. Can it be reconsidered? Rogpyvbc 04:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC) It's only another paragraph... Jedibob5 22:20, 2 May 2007 (UTC) We've added quite a bit more, now. I think it's funny, at this point. Not perfect, but it no longer needs to be deleted. --Videshi 07:59, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Kept. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:37, 03 May 2007

ECHELON

Keep	Heh heh. Heh. Keep and fix See Wikipedia:ECHELON and comment. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:13, 30 April 2007 (UTC) The idea is excellent, so Keep, fix and expand. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:38, 1 May 2007 (UTC) You know that they're watching us, right? Frankly, it's the only reason I stay in shape. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:22, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep. —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 19:45, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep per knowing what the joke is. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 07:26, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Keep did that stuff and didn't even get around to voting.. --THINKER 02:50, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Nom and delete - what the hell is this all about??? Randomator 20:42, 30 April 2007 (UTC) anyone up for toasty icu and qvfd dodging cruft? --» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:00, 30 April 2007 (UTC) --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 22:04, 30 April 2007 (UTC) URGH... ... and the random ALL-CAPS words DON'T make it any BETTER. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Attempt to explain joke: Echelon is a defense network designed to intercept terrorist messages in phones calls. The author is messing up this system by inserting words that would indicate a security threat (e.g. bomb) into ordinary conversation. This is very, very humourous. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:13, 30 April 2007 (UTC) I added this explanation to the talk page, maybe that will help a bit? --THINKER 00:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Ah, I knew there was a template for it, and I knew it wasn't {{joke explanation}} Doesn't really lead viewers to the explanation now tho.. --THINKER 00:39, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Even having read the explanation first this didn't tickle my funny bone sorry. Perhaps if the whole WMD thing wasn't sooo over done. Posting this as a comment because I couldn't decide either way, so take it as a suggestion. Could be funny I guess if the subject matter wasn't kinda tired. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:36, 03 May 2007 Kept. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:35, 03 May 2007

4Kids Entertainment

Keep	Rewrite I'd say it deserves a place here, but someone needs to have it redone. Jedibob5 00:31, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Extremely Weak Keep I got a single laugh. If someone wants to rewrite it like Jedibob mentioned, I think it could be funny. Since its IP created and links practically nowhere, its probably not going to get what it needs.. --THINKER 05:14, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	VFD'd for the second time now. I'd say the otakus that wrote this are in the closet so somebody knock down the doors and drag them out. --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete It sucks. This is the kind of unfunny crap that makes me cry. Ppl seem to get this idea in their heads that we care about that stuff here, and forget that Nobody cares. Huff asap Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:06, 02 May 2007 Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Death, Pestlence, War, and Famine -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer
Comments	Deleted. Let me know where to restore it to if you want to rewrite it. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 11:47, 03 May 2007

Emergency Conception

Keep
Delete	Gluh -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:57, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Shudder Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:16, 03 May 2007 ick --THINKER 05:24, 3 May 2007 (UTC) goodbye Uncyclopedia can do without this. --Videshi 07:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Poor premise, clichéd, messy. Delete --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 08:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:07, 03 May 2007

Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni

Keep
Delete	Claw its throat out. just stupid randumbness by otakus --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:22, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Excellent example of why there should be some sort of IQ test before people can create/edit pages. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:56, 03 May 2007 Delete Bandcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC) YAWN --Videshi 07:53, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 12:02, 03 May 2007

Return of the Jedi

Keep
Delete	Wow. A few meager sentences and a list. No ewoks, which is probably for the best. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete But I disagree with MO. Ewoks are cool. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 07:03, 03 May 2007 Delete per nom. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:45, 3 May 2007 (UTC) delete Sucks. --Videshi 07:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:52, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments

The Penguin Conspiracy.com

Keep	Keep it has the makings of vanity, but it's pretty chuckleworthy. Needs more info on "the penguin conspiracy" though if it wants to get the aforementioned stigma off. Mr. Briggs Inc. 22:39, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	Erase Vanity. Jedibob5 22:36, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Vanity boring no one cares LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 22:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Nobody Cares. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Only 1500 posts? Pssshaw, I clocked up over 2k easily just on my WoW guild's website. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:21, 03 May 2007 Blarch Forumcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:47, 3 May 2007 (UTC) delete Vanity and uninteresting. Powerful combination... powerfully boring, anyway. --Videshi 07:50, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:21, 03 May 2007

HowTo:Eat a club sandwich

Keep
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Hey, it's everything I dislike with cliched howtos! Cool! --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC) EVERYONE KNOWS HOW TO EAT A FUCKING SANDWICH. -Han Solo (High Gen. Grue) Comlink Grueslayer Huff Utter crap. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 04:24, 03 May 2007 Put it in the paper shredder. Lists, lists, lists... -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 04:25, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Yep --THINKER 05:05, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Huff Stub --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 07:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC) huff It's boring. --Videshi 07:49, 3 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 09:48, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Deleted. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:22, 03 May 2007

Minute

Keep	Keep Sorry to go so against you Insin - a lot of these seem to have the same kind of humour base, which I guess you're not fond of. But they make me chuckle, so I'm gonna have to vote the other way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:54, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Weak keep and expand --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. Just because it's short doesn't mean it automatically should go to VFD.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Not bad enough to delete --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 07:27, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:53, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Delete in a minute Randomator 17:54, 28 April 2007 (UTC) when are stubs ever funny? kill --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:19, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Would be good if someone did something with it - but after 2 years, no one has. Rogpyvbc 04:05, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:52, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:38, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:39, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Image:051011_lost_hmed5p.hmedium.jpg

Keep
Delete	Tritefantastic 03:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	My case for deleting this is simple: I uploaded it, and have now decided it probably shouldn't be here, because it's a copyrighted image. I understand that Uncyclopedia is rife with such things, and I'm only asking that this one, which I have uploaded, be removed. -Tritefantastic 03:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC) BWAhahAHhaAHahAHhaH. damnation awaits thee! qvfd? LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 03:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC) I'm not going to officially say keep because of course I don't condone illegal stuff and never download illegal copies ever. But on the other hand, Nobody cares particularly, and the picture is rather good in context on the Lost page. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:02, 2 May 2007 (UTC) As long as it's used for purposes of parody it falls under Fair Use. If, however, it's not going to be used, you can just QVFD it, rather than putting it here. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:08, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Pint

Keep
Delete	Bah. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Erase Jedibob5 22:26, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:52, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 00:44, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:42, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Bishop of East Anglia

Keep
Delete	listcruft=instahuff --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:24, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Meh. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 16:34, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Die, bishop, die --Asahatter (annoy) 16:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 23:45, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Image:Cho-Seung Jimbo.jpg

Keep	Keep. Tasteless, but amusing. it could have a home on the Jimbo page perhaps. --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:00, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep, as per Olipro (except this time it's already the Jimbo page). -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Keep - Sir Mhaille  (talk to me) Keep - To use for a picture of Daniel Craig. Mr. Briggs Inc. 23:23, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Eh?
Delete	Delete. I highly suspect trolling. --Medvedev (scream) 11:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC) IN A FIRE?! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 14:44, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Tasteless. Get rid of it. Snail boy 15:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Stupid Matt lobster 16:01, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 18:17, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete per nom and it's not funny. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:15, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:34, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Burn it --General Insineratehymn 22:20, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete.~ 15:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Incinerate Tasteless and un-funny. Anyways, anyone can place a well-known figure's head over Cho's
Comments	Abstain. Even if we get rid of it now, it'll only be back again when we've moved past this a bit. So really, do what you like with it. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Yes, I know. In fact, I am myself a proponent of having an actual article (with illustrations, obviously) about the VTM. However, it seems to me that this image was created with the sole purpose of "sticking it" to the over-sensitive people on VTM talk. Yes, VTM jokes will come later - so why rush things? Agreed with Strange but untrue.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:16, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:30, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Compose

Keep	Keep Not all lists are bad! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:25, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand. Only because the word cruft is beginning to piss me off. But really, it has potential.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:32, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:20, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC) starts off innocently enough but quickly degrades into listcruft. and as we all know, listcruft=instahuff --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 04:05, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:51, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Burn Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:31, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

As far as I could throw her

Keep
Delete	Delete - not such a bad idea, but overall the article is crap. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 06:29, 1 May 2007 (UTC) sexistcruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:36, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Agreed with Cs1987. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Ditto Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:47, 02 May 2007
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:27, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

The Legend of Zelda: The Neverending Perpetual Infinity Ruler Dagger

Keep
Delete	Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 1 May 2007 (UTC) I like the idea, but it's such an obscure title that it's been around forever and it's still a stub and a list. If it was a common title I'd vote to keep. Or, if it had ninjas. I've been told that they rock. By a ninja. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 11:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC) delete Randomator 15:55, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Blast into oblivion Nonsense. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Yet another boring video game stub. Rogpyvbc 03:46, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:59, 02 May 2007
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:28, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Muslim

Keep	Keep There's some OK material in the pre-rewrite revisions. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Though I would rename it "Muslim extremist" or something so as not to appear to paint all Muslims with the same brush. Rogpyvbc 23:54, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Can't red link 200+ articles, but does need touchings ups --THINKER 00:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Funny enough, though a little anti-Islamic oriented. Ethereal 03:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep Randomator 15:53, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Keep It could use a rewrite, but it's a keep. Jedibob5 00:41, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Stupid, not funny, looks like something a retarded racist bigot would write. --General Insineratehymn 23:01, 30 April 2007 (UTC) i will go with insinerate, if this becomes redlinked we can always rewrite it --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:37, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Dear, Lord, people are never happy with this page. If it isn't insulting to Muslims, they complain. If it is insulting to Muslims they complain. If it is whimsicle and pointless they complain. If it is pointed and satirical they complain. Either try writing it 3 fucking times before voting against or make it a perma-red-link. Also, I going to semi-protect this because I am tired of cleaning up after dumb-ass "muslims r ghey" jokes by anon ips.---Rev. Isra (talk) 14:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Kept, voting closed. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:29, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Postwhore

Keep	Keep Would need a rewrite but a topic about Forum Whores or Post Whores would certainly hold potential for funnies. I personally pride myself on being a Forum Whore and would enjoy a good article about them. Having said that I'm not putting my hand up to write it, mainly because I'm not very funny. Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:46, 02 May 2007
Delete	Delete. No significant changes in a year and a half. I don't think anyone's going to expand it. Rogpyvbc 06:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:31, 1 May 2007 (UTC) delete Booorrrriiiinnng --Videshi 12:01, 1 May 2007 (UTC) videshi, more like 2000000005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Eliminate This is another article that thinks its funny because it's profane. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:26, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Alþingi

Keep
Delete	Weird and strangely incoherent. Jedibob5 21:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Ugh. Rogpyvbc 21:50, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Oy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:15, 1 May 2007 (UTC) yuck --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:42, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Mass of incoherence. Huff --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:52, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Not even for the letter thorn. --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 01:17, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete I'm scared! Someone hold me! Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:12, 02 May 2007
Comments	The creator also created Category: Iceland along with this article. I assume that it will go when the page being voted on goes. (I can't link to it or it will make this into that category.) Jedibob5 00:38, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Salt water cattle

Keep
Delete	shitty stub direct from my watchlist, I was going to VFD this in january but forgot about it so it's overstayed its welcome --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:35, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Blarch Short, not funny, has {{rewrite}}. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 19:17, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. Can we delete any page with a Russian Reversal on it? Can we huh, can we? Rogpyvbc 21:48, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Kill This. Is. Bad. Jedibob5 00:54, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:07, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:17, 02 May 2007 Delete: The title makes me want to think "Salt water taffy". And that's about as far as I got with that train of thought. Terrible article, though. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 06:25, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:23, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Aii-Powerfuii Expitelve

Keep
Delete	wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:10, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Dumb article on made-up entity. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 00:17, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Exterminate most of the words don't even exist. Jedibob5 00:32, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:05, 2 May 2007 (UTC) Delete Doesn't even deserve a comment Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:08, 02 May 2007 Delete: I had a snide bit to add here, but I'm agreeing with Ceridwyn, it's not worth it. --CaptainSpam MUN PUTPBAA 06:23, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:23, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Common Standard Time

Keep	Weak keep - May contain tea - tag with British. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:55, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Some potential. Is it just me, or is the quality of VFD articles improving - slightly? Rogpyvbc 03:59, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Weak keep - The article is the 1st Google hit. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:36, 29 April 2007 (UTC) I'll change to a full keep because this could alert quite a few people of our presence, and okay publicity is better than none! -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 10:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:52, 28 April 2007 (UTC) decent idea, but articles left around to rot deserve no flesh or bones here --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:52, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete and I think that it was stolen from somewhere else anyway. Can't put my finger on where though . . .--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:39, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:10, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Internet Humor

Keep	Keep - you're just trying to make me say "Um...no". But I won't. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:43, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Keep --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:55, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 29/04 11:56
Delete	2005cruft and hideous to boot. --General Insineratehymn 17:50, 28 April 2007 (UTC) If there's any indication that this article has sat around for ages with nobody making improvements to it, it's probably because nobody has either found it or cared about it. As it stands, it needs a complete demolition and rebuild --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:15, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. About as funny as most internet humour. Rogpyvbc 04:03, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Because any idiot knows that nothing on the internet can ever be funny. Oh, wait...--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:41, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete, then write a new one. --Medvedev (scream) 10:31, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	DONE! I voted for every article on this page! What a relief. Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:09, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

CYA

Keep	Weak keep Kind of random but in a good way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:20, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Weak keep and expand because . . . I don't know. Maybe it's listening to my very own sonata that's making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside, but I actually think that this has some sort of potential.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:19, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:54, 28 April 2007 (UTC) lyk i g2g nuk a crap e stub. cya! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Short. Comparing cya and cyan is pushing it. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:59, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 03:54, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:51, 29 April 2007 (UTC) It would've worked in UnDictionary, back before it collapsed, but it's not strong enough to carry a page all on its own. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 18:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Weak Delete Changing my mind. Kind of random, but in a bad way. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:14, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Perhaps someone should sort through the garbage Interweb speak articles and combine the good stuff into a mecha-article (as opposed to the crappy stubs that are connected by the template.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:15, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Free Nelson Mandela

Keep	Its good. ninebucks 20:50, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. For some reason I kind of like it. At least it has potential. Maybe better for Unpoetica, though. Or merge it with Nelson Mandela. Rogpyvbc 03:51, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:57, 28 April 2007 (UTC) It's good? Don't think so --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:13, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Too little text, verse doesn't carry it. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Nah sorry.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:38, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:36, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:18, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Asian Cabal

Keep
Delete	Nom and delete There is no Cabal! Randomator 20:33, 30 April 2007 (UTC) カバルはありません--» >UF|TLK|▋» 22:03, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Bad adultcruft stub no one is going to expand Please delete this now. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:44, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Alksub, your haiku has 8 syllables in the second line instead of 7. -- Mitch 23:59, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Jam Jesus

Keep	Keep it's ok, just not excellent, I've seen far worst... Randomator 20:46, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. A reasonable effort. Rogpyvbc 23:44, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	rubbish --» >UF|TLK|▋» 12:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments

Bot

Keep
Delete	wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:40, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 03:20, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:30, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete--Scott 13:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete -- ??? Randomator 20:44, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Oh hell no. --General Insineratehymn 22:19, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:22, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Template:Crazytruth and Image:Truth Template.jpg

Keep
Delete	Delete Bad, image-based template. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 22:39, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Yuck --General Insineratehymn 22:40, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 00:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete used on 1 article? --THINKER 00:06, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Both gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:25, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Vilhelm Shakatak-spears

Keep
Delete	Nom and For --~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 22:04, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Very random. Blarch --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:49, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 00:00, 1 May 2007 (UTC) No funny. :( --THINKER 00:07, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:26, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Usgenweb

Keep
Delete	sigh --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:10, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Huff Uninteresting topic, standing rewrite tag. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 23:38, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete as advertising. Rogpyvbc 23:57, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Um there are lots of letters on there.. ?? --THINKER 00:02, 1 May 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 00:05, 1 May 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Gone. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:24, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Solitairoholism

Keep
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:48, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Merged with Solitaire. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 18:03, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Wee wee

Keep
Delete	Huff - It is way too short, it has bad wiki formatting, and it is generally unfunny. Kill. Capercorn 03:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC) 2005-fucking-cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 03:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Who will rid me of this article? Ikabu 04:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Huff The Reason Why Shit Pages Like This Dont Get Qvfd Escapes me--→☃☭Mr.Huffy☭☃← 04:56, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Hint: It has something to do with when the article was made. You can find the answer here. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)17:47, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Merged with Penis. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:39, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Don't ever say that again. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:51, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Cow cow

Keep
Delete	Really quite bad, mainly filler. —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 16:26, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete per nom. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete - I've never voted delete for something based purely on ugliness before. How shallow I am... -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete because it really is bad, somewhat racist undertones, and no redeeming quality. On Pee Review, this would get a 0. No joke.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:14, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 23:49, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Oy! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:34, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Incoherent nonsense... nobody's going to enjoy it, nobody's going to want to keep it... DELETED --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:37, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

WhatTo:Do With a Drunken Sailor

Keep	Keep. Aww... poor Keitei. --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:09, 29 April 2007 (UTC) I finally know what to do with me after I become a sailor. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:20, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep-Retrofuture42 18:23, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Awesome! --Medvedev (scream) 19:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and expand --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:16, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep --THINKER 21:36, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep just in case Keitei ever has the urge to finish something! :-) -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:19, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep- I think the stub-class (and maybe an ICU to get the writer into shape) is more appropriate than all-out deletion.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:13, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Rogpyvbc 23:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! Keep, already expand tagged by me. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:33, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Keep And give me me grog! ~ 10:47, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Nom and delete It's a list Randomator 16:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete It's incoherent, really. Jedibob5 18:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC) i'd say keep on the condition that it was funny and well-formatted, but this is the exact opposite of what i'm looking for here --» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:55, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Randomator, when adding an article to VFD, make sure you tag the article with {{VFD}}. Kept; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Bat things

Keep	I kinda like it. Should be heavily linked to bat fuck insane if it's gonna survive. Snail boy 15:49, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep and overhaul. Get rid of the crappy filler and add some new ideas, and we might have an article that's most likely not feature worthy, but certainly not VFD worthy. I'd do it if that's what is decided on. Leave me a message on my talk page if that's the case. Cheerio.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	Delete - Badly formatted, not really original or encyclopedic. —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:48, 29 April 2007 (UTC) The concept is OK but it deserves so much better. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC) WTF? Delete Randomator 12:31, 29 April 2007 (UTC) listkraft dinner - gotta NOT be lkd --» >UF|TLK|▋» 15:32, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. nope... definitely not tickling the funny bone --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:07, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Listy, unfunny, sparsely written. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Nah --THINKER 21:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Good idea but would need more actual truly bat-related things to go between the insane padding. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:24, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Drives me bat insane.Rogpyvbc 23:40, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. A very fine concept, actually, but needs one hell of an overhaul. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:40, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:11, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Where on Earth?

Keep
Delete	Delete. Why on Earth keep it? Rogpyvbc 04:20, 29 April 2007 (UTC) It failed to answer my questions. Also, it's crap. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:34, 29 April 2007 (UTC) a stub does not funny make, and when it's a 2005cruft stub, it makes it even worse --» >UF|TLK|▋» 05:38, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:48, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Nnn. -- Hindleyite Converse 10:53, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Should have been QVFDed Randomator 12:32, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Blarch Short, unencyclopedic, pointless. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 20:19, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete because it's stream of consciousness (unedited), or at least probably, and I wonder what I should have for breakfast? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:26, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. I've often wondered what the hell possesses people to make this crap. Then I realize that drugs are involved, and I say "where on earth did someone get this idea from?" And then I just made a joke that's funnier than this article. Sad, no?--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:18, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	To be fair... this should have been deleted outright. DELETED --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:32, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Pics Plz

Keep
Delete	Delete. Pointless. Rogpyvbc 04:13, 29 April 2007 (UTC) 2005cruft --» >UF|TLK|▋» 05:37, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:49, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Randomator 12:33, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Leans heavily on abbreviation being funny. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete because it's stupid and probably written by the very 12-year-old boy (whose brain has yet to exist) that the article refers to.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:22, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. -- Mitch 01:18, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Oh, joy, another internet meme article. Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:11, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Sailor Moon

Keep	Keep and clean up Better than the old version of Anime, not so bad in places. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 01:52, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep. Obviously a fairly big effort to write. Hopefully people will improve it as time goes by.Rogpyvbc 03:42, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Clean-up —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:49, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep needs some work though Randomator 12:34, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Fetish keep. A bit listy, but not bad otherwise.--Medvedev (scream) 13:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Keep A cleaner, not a deleter. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:16, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Clean-up clean-up, everybody, everywh- sorry. Just got back from my cousin's birthday party. Not like I have that song on my iPod or anything . . . --Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:30, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Delete	proof that all that is unfunny has to be associated with otaku-ism in some way --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:27, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Atrocious --General Insineratehymn 01:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Kept; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:12, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Ayumi Hamasaki

Keep
Delete	From the creators of 2005cruft, it's OTAKUCRUFT! Coming soon to a HuffMaster near you! --» >UF|TLK|▋» 21:58, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Painful to look at --General Insineratehymn 22:02, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Disorganized adultcruft. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Hideous —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. nonsensical tripe --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 16:06, 29 April 2007 (UTC) What...The...Hell? I don't know what cruft is, but if this is it, I sure as hell don't want to be involved with it at all. Absolutely awful stuff that is supposed to be . . . what? A parody of myspace? Already been done. And it's better than this.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:24, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Oy! Love the caption-less pope pic, it's very appropriate. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:54, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. This seems like a copy of the now deleted Koda Kumi article, with the name changed. -- Mitch 01:16, 30 April 2007 (UTC) Huff. Tripe. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 30/04 17:50
Comments	the article's subject is a jpop celebrity, for the uninformed. also, cruft is, from what I gather, a synonym for crap --» >UF|TLK|▋» 23:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:13, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Antipapal activity

Keep
Delete	2005cruft --General Insineratehymn 17:59, 28 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Now this is proper certifiable rubbish. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:21, 29 April 2007 (UTC) wtf --» >UF|TLK|▋» 00:23, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete, despite a mention of curling. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 00:47, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete Short, not funny. --Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 02:11, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Delete. Rogpyvbc 03:46, 29 April 2007 (UTC) —A. N. Otherpongo (Parp!/SB/Grueslayer/VFD/☭/»Our Esteemed Oh-so-Quotable Founder) 10:50, 29 April 2007 (UTC) Huff. Ouch. —– Sir Hv » | Talk | Contribs | KUN | UotM | RotM | VFH | Kidney | 29/04 21:05 Delete. It's like watching an episode of Family Guy without the cutaways. Incoherent, and not funny (as opposed to with the cutaways, where it is incoherent yet somehow funny).--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:29, 29 April 2007 (UTC)
Comments	Yet another pile of utter bollocks, DELETED --Prof. Olipro KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 00:33, 30 April 2007 (UTC)