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A solid man made of rock appears before you as you gaze into his eyes a lightning bolt flies across the room severing what was the store in half. This would seem strange if you hadn't peered into what was between the leftover rubble. Blackness, nothing else. It's as though this bolt didn't just tear through the store but also through a dimension. Another dimension... You think for a brief moment before you remember what is happening...


You run as fast as you can towards the darkness, with each step that you move closer, everything behind you seems to be shimmering further away. A voice calls to you from behind "Fear the unknown". You have heard this voice.. but where? You try to turn around to get a glimpse but the darkness is now all around you and within an instant *click*.