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Quiet Rufus

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Grand Theft Auto: Angry Asian Kid Stories

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. IronLung 23:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT! Per the first comment below. --TrekCaptain 23:44, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Worse than most GTA articles, and that's saying something. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:41, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:47, 30 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:24, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above, plus my usual problem with racism when it contributes nothing to comedy. Spıke Ѧ  06:10 30-Dec-09
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  • This article, in conjunction with the article listed below, appears to be an in-joke between friends about a person named Yi Feng Lee. Doesn't look like cyberbullying, but does look like unfunny crap nobody else cares about. IronLung 23:01, December 29, 2009 (UTC)

Template:AwesomeArticle2

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  • Delete. Unused, pointless template. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:23, Dec 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What's the only thing worse than categories that don't categorize? Templates that exist only so an author can hail his own article, like the two we dealt with last week via QVFD. Parameter {1} lets him cite himself. Almost automatic vanity. Spıke Ѧ  13:05 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg QVFD it is unused, so it could have been placed on qvfd. --Mn-z 18:14, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Really? Someone could abuse that by removing it from pages and then QVFDing it. Still, Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:31, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Star Trak

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  • Delete. random and pointless. --Mn-z 03:48, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Only one explanation for the redundant Star Trek article, merging other sci-fi franchises. More drug-crazed editing! Spıke Ѧ  03:52 29-Dec-09
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:35, Dec 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Nuke it Per above reasons. --TrekCaptain 18:38, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:49, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
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Townsville

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  • Delete. Holy shit this is a shit article. --Reverse Genocide Cockatrices 03:30, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 03:43, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I've seen this a few times, and keep meaning to nom it myself. It's a vandal/vanity/cyberwotsit magnet, it gets filled with crap, there's nary a decent line to be found, and lots of listy crap. Just the place itself, if I recall. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:43, Dec 29
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE! --TrekCaptain 20:03, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Please put it out of my misery Pup
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg I don't know. It's conceptually sound, it's about something, it only suffers from inability to write English and inability to format. However, there is an incipient Grand Theft Auto sequel hidden inside it. Spıke Ѧ  03:46 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg If we huff it it's gonna fuck up the Australian template. Seems like there's a bit of vanity with a side of covering a major Australian town. "the "Hill" is popular with joggers wanting to to be run over" was funny. I'm no good at in-depth analysis for things (countries) I know little about, sorry mate.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  05:15, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
That's not a reason. If we huff it someone edits the Australian template. Spıke Ѧ  13:06 29-Dec-09
Oh now we're using logic?!? Why don't people TELL me things!  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  ~ 09:01 on Dec 29, 2009 (UTC)
Actually a significant number of the articles in the Australian Template are beyond crap, and the Template itself is probably best to be used as a guide for How to be stupid and just not funny Pup

OkCupid

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  • Delete.A two-line stub that should probably have seen ICU but didn't. No potential that I can see. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:28, Dec 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Having recently helped steer Obnosis away from the decades-long Scientology cyber-feud, I am eager to get rid of this unexploded bomb. Spıke Ѧ  14:35 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The hell? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 16:48, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:49, Dec. 29, 2009
  • Delete of course - but that site is begging for satire. I hope someone does it right. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:59, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • MORE LIKE OKSTUPID! lollollllolololololololo!!!111!!!!. Woody On Fire! Wood burning.gifTalking Woody Stalking Woody 18:02, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 18:23, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Yup, nuke this. --TrekCaptain 19:59, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:31, 30 December 2009
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  • It's unobjectionable, but it needs a photo, and needs for the whimsical history of the town to be goosed with something intensely funny, and I doubt anyone will step up. Spıke Ѧ  14:41 29-Dec-09

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  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. And just too old to QVFD, so let's do this quickly now. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 14:05, Dec 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's nothing but red-links! Spıke Ѧ  14:19 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Put it out of it's misery. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 16:45, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't believe qvfd has a time limit. --Mn-z 18:17, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we can't QVFD let's at least VFD Q. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:22, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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Holkomania

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  • Delete. It's basically drivel. I think Syndrome was in a very good mood when he put {{expand}} on and not {{ICU}}. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:59, Dec 29
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No basically about it. This is a cutesy essay motivated only by the invention of a character one letter off from someone you know about. Cutesy, but not funny. Spıke Ѧ  14:18 29-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But what should we do with those amazing quality pictures? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 16:42, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
    • Maybe we can send them illogicopedia where they can featured. --Mn-z 18:16, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 18:16, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:16, December 30, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 When hunger turns into famine, babies are born H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete random and poorly formatted. --Mn-z 19:31, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Although famine has been known to eat said babies. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:39, Dec. 14, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very bad article by a user who hasn't contributed anything since August 22. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Craptacularly awful. I see it was also signed by --SuperNinja HoboNika 09:10, 22 August 2009 (UTC) - so we know where you live. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:17, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Dumbass Jew. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:59, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg WTF IS THIS CRAP?!? Need I say more? --TrekCaptain 06:06, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Although, more stories should start with, "Upon the grumbling and growling of Jane's unbelievably flat (and sexy) stomach, she began to wonder why exactly this sexy beast of a body part makes such a fittingly sexy noise.".  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03:59, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This sucks. This is not only very random, it is poorly written and simply unfunny. User:SeltheWolf
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke Ѧ  20:17 14-Dec-09 Still. Syndrome has added section headings and moved the article to UnBooks, but it remains a rambling, purposeless essay, which frequently finds dead ends and doubles back, and with the cheek to end by stating its Moral, and then THE END (which is now instead an empty, final section). Unless the standards are much lower on the UnBooks side, nuke it! Spıke Ѧ  04:18 24-Dec-09
  • Delete Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. Ah I see where this bit's going...no I don't. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:21, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete Gives me an unpleasant "ramblin' wizard story" vibe. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:21, December 29, 2009 (UTC)
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I'd say "saveable," the "silent e" remaining to signal that the preceding "a" doesn't change. Spıke Ѧ  18:48 15-Dec-09
Well, if you want to do it the American way, you can drop the "e" and write "savable". The British would rather have you writing "saveable" though. However, none of that matters since there is no officially acknowledged authority allowed to prescribe English orthography. English dictionaries should therefore only describe the spelling that is commonly accepted according to observed spelling rules. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:41, 16 December 2009
rly? wl in dat case im gon talk in txtspk (SMS FTW) FNO (<--dats from nowon) FITE DA SISTIM! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:29, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

I touched it up per a couple of whiners. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:39, December 24, 2009 (UTC)

Two weeks, 7:10, keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:22, December 30, 2009 (UTC)

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Category:People killed by Kari Byron

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  • Delete. retarded category with 2 whole items. --Mn-z 21:50, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity maybe? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:14, December 28, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Of Mn-z's 2 whole item, the only item that isn't a userpage is R. Kelly, a piece of fancruft that is surely Uncyclopedia's foremost tribute to the Golden Shower. It too begs for VFD 23:03 28-Dec and now has got it. Spıke Ѧ  01:23 29-Dec-09

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  • Zana Dark gave it the vanity tag seven hours earlier, which advises the authors they have 30 days to clean this up. I don't think it merits it. Spıke Ѧ  13:20 28-Dec-09

🔒 Imperial College H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Schoolcruft with some hater'in and a hint of Wacky War--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:29, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A satire on your alma mater must relate to something more real about it than the shape of the admin building, and "sucking Big Fat City Boy Cock." Spıke Ѧ  02:15 28-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Bye bye! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:27, Dec. 28, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 22:02, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Invalid nom. Remember the {{VFD}} tag next time, folks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:39, Dec 29

Headcrab

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I see a good paragraph, but it divebombs from there. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:09, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Confusing head lice with crab lice (typically found not on heads but tails) might be funny, but this article merely dips an appendage in it before going off to play word-association as though the subject were just another mega-villain for a video game. Spıke Ѧ  02:13 28-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One small good idea and then throw in a lot of list stuff. Go bin it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:02, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Headcrap. See what I did there? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:37, Dec 29
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Sickies

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Teenage United Rebel Alliance

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Two halves that equal a whole lot of nothing. Short, badly formatted and stupid. Also cheated it's way out of an ICU tag. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:08, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - So horrible it actually pissed me off a little bit. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:25, Dec. 28, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Horrible and stubby. In fact , like most teens except Necropaxx. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:06, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Also, probably vanity. Spıke Ѧ  13:13 28-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Again, WTF? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 19:11, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 22:00, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
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Sir Spamalot

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What happens when you take a short summary of Che Guevara's biography and replace the words "Che Guevara" with "Sir Spamalot"? Abject failure. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:13, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Heh - It's failure amuses me. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 09:22, Dec. 28, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. This is one of those articles which made me think more why the writer chose to replace Che Guevara's name with Sir Spamalot than the actual result. Where was the connection? Is it just pure randumbo?? I guess I won't have that answered on a forum near here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:04, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even less successful than the page we found that morphed Peter Pan into Cliff Richard. As Romartus says, we never understand the basis for the linkage; moreover, it is done with no cleverness. Two paragraphs, surely lifted directly from a bio, and untouched in over two years. Spıke Ѧ  13:10 28-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. WTF? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 19:08, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 22:01, December 28, 2009 (UTC)
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Super Mime Strike Force

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It's fitting that I find this article through Special:Random, since it is both special(-ed) and random. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:09, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Warm up the short bus. A joint military cadre of Canada and France is full of opportunities for humor, and the author exploits none of them, but rather his choice of their flag. Most of the information that follows is, "Fuck knows, I don't really care." Spıke Ѧ  15:29 27-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fuck knows, i dont really care... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 16:08, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT! per above. --TrekCaptain 17:19, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:07, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Black Eyed Peas

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg D, to the E, to the L-E-T-E - I remember this article from when I was a noob in 2007, and it still sucks just as hard. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:38, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "formed in 48751 B.C (NOT FUNNY hence the fucking strikethrough)" What a great first sentence of an article, though he never got strikethrough to work. Spıke Ѧ  15:24 27-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random with alternating POVs, probably from being almost exclusively edited by anons. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 16:05, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT! --TrekCaptain 17:18, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:15, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Wierd al yankovich

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  • Delete. Randumb, redlinky crap. Plus we already have "Weird Al" Yankovic. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:11, Dec 27
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Hip-hip-hooray, it's Article Huffing Day! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:29, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nope. If you are going to provide a comic imitation of an alleged imitator of the imitator Yankovic, it has to add value, and this article doesn't. Spıke Ѧ  15:20 27-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Incoherent and pointless. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 16:00, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg MY EYES!! MY EYES!!!!! NUKE THIS THING!!! Too many red links!!! oh, and get rid of it per above as well. --TrekCaptain 17:17, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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Class of Heroes

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Am I coming down with aphasia or is this also written in a mix of not-quite-english and not-ever-funny? --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:23, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It reads like a serious attempt to describe this real video game, the only humor being the author himself. I will very influence to punch on its face. Spıke Ѧ  09:31 27-Dec-09
  • Delete. Oh no, I've gone crosseyed. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:19, Dec 27
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It certainly felt like being punched in the face by an elf. You know, since elves are short and they can only reach your crotch. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:43, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Tip: When writing an article, do not smoke crack before writing it. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 15:52, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This barely counts as being in English. Awful from whiskers to tail. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:16, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Deficient on all levels. Spıke Ѧ  09:22 27-Dec-09
  • Delete. Mostly list, and completely suck. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:18, Dec 27
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete - Dumb drivel, darnit! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:45, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Along with all the possible vanity that worked it's way into this. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 15:55, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Can we nuke this now? It's complete crap, and its mostly lists. --TrekCaptain 17:22, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2006cruft about a 2003 program that modifies a 1993 video game. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:08, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's not even about that. It's not about anything. Wikipedia has no "doombuilder", and the illustration describes a program that commits various types of mayhem rather than relates to anything. Spıke Ѧ  09:19 27-Dec-09
  • Delete. To paraphrase the above: it's crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:17, Dec 27
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Count of Monkey Crisco's description made me chuckle more than the article. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:47, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Bleh. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 15:56, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT! Its random crap anyways, and most of it is comprised of lists. --TrekCaptain 17:23, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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David Crosby

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Category:People killed by Mr.T

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Category:People Eaten by Roseanne

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg pointless category this reminds me of pointless listcruft, but only in category form. --Mn-z 00:56, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Hyperbole's statement below on "Category...Pass the controller" sums up my opinion on all categories that posture about one's own cleverness rather than categorizing. Spıke Ѧ  01:05 27-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT (Nuke Number Three) --TrekCaptain 02:51, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:35, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Categorycruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:39, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Wut?  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:59, 27 December 2009
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Category:People who have had sex with Mrs. Cartman

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Pointless category ZOMG teh Wlesh Rarebit had sex wit Mrs. Cartman. LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!1! I bet he also was pitied by Mr. T and roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris and maybe even brutally raped by Oscar Wilde!!!1!!!oneoneone --Mn-z 00:53, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sigh, as above. And below. Who's Mrs. Cartman? (Why does my groin itch?) Spıke Ѧ  01:06 27-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg NUKE IT (Nuke Number Four) --TrekCaptain 02:52, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Screw you guys! I'm going home! -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:34, Dec. 27, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because South Park sucks ass. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 05:36, December 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Could be worse. Is there also a category "People who have not had sex with Mrs. Cartman"? Spıke Ѧ  01:07 27-Dec-09

Madara "Bunnycakes" Uchiha

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. If the list in Section 1 became an Infobox, and if Section 3 were deleted (with its F*CKING COOL illustration)(unless it's not vandalism but an imitation of Uchiha--I don't know), then the article wouldn't be remarkably bad. Spıke Ѧ  12:36 25-Dec-09
Infobox is now done--though none of it strikes me as funny. Spıke Ѧ  13:49 25-Dec-09
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  • Title of the article includes a joke nickname, ensuring that no one will be able to find it unless the identical joke occurs to him. Brilliant! And can someone in the know tell me what's with all the censorship? Spıke Ѧ  12:36 25-Dec-09
I think the person who wrote it just joined this month, so maybe she's experimenting... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 13:32, December 25, 2009 (UTC)
What? did we run out of sand for the sandbox? User 5flyingfox5, born 12-Dec, has done nothing but this page (plus a couple sideways tweaks of New Jersey). It's not bad enough to yank it out from under her, at least until someone succeeds in contacting her on her talk page. Contradicts my speculation above that F*CKING Section 3 was vandalism. Spıke Ѧ  14:02 25-Dec-09
  • PS--Evidently the reason for the odd title is that there used to be something else in this space. In August, Roman Dog Bird made Madara Uchiha a redirect to Naruto and locked it. Spıke Ѧ  16:43 25-Dec-09

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. it probably can be pruned into a decent articles, and lists aren't bad in themselves so long as they are not random or rambling. --Mn-z 16:26, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Agree. But these are. Spıke Ѧ  19:23 18-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep Has usable content. Perhaps should be pruned and turning into "List of reasons why Picard is better than Kirk.--Count of Monkey Crisco 14:37, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep There are some funny jokes in there. But obviously needs some work. Myocardialinfarction 22:53, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak keep I removed the listcruft (80% of the article) and a stupid Chuck Norris reference. What's left is a stub, and not a great one, but if we delete it it's just gonna be recreated by some trekkie within an hour anyway. Might as well have this as a start, maybe some nerd will actually do something funny with it. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN14:53, 19 Dec
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (formerly Delete) Disappointing that such a key article should be completely lists, notably tournaments of champions about who is the coolest starship captain. Author(s) have stumbled over the nubs of how to ridicule the Patrick Stewart character; but 95% of the article is crap.11:19 18-Dec 95% of the article is now gone; the other 5% is indeed better than a red-link. Spıke Ѧ  15:18 19-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg STRONG KEEP! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:44, 19 December 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg WHAT HE SAID! Don't make me use my Picard Maneuver on you.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03:59, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. (formerly Delete). Spike nuking 95% of the article kinda made it better. --TrekCaptain 19:45, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Was Optimus, not I. Spıke Ѧ  20:40 22-Dec-09
Just take the credit, dammit! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:42, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
well, whoever nuked 95% of the article, they deserve a medal, since they changed my vote. :) --TrekCaptain 20:50, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Keepificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:51, Dec 27

Totally Spies

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg weak keep looks like there is some method in that madness. --Mn-z 18:29, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg keepnot so bad but can be improved by "somebody who knows humor"you know who.joke about 12-25 year old males is funny--jupiterfox December 16,2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Obvious Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:54, 18 December 2009
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Your article appears to be having a seizure, an unfunny seizure. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:16, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like some n00b(s) attempted to make a different POV, but failed to execute it properly. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pass the methadone . I feel a madness coming on. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:27, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Whatever. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:47, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Do I have to say NUKE IT? Come on, you all know I like to vote like that for deletes. Anyways, this article is terribly written. Not worth keeping it. --TrekCaptain 06:04, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak. If the voice of the story aged to at least 15 (Oh, yeah, & edit it too.) I'd say keep it.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03:59, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Socky's Keep is not obvious; the other two proponents merely say there may be a way forward toward humor. No one asserts that it's actually funny, except maybe Jupiterfox. Q.E.D. Spıke Ѧ  15:55 24-Dec-09
  • Delete. On the grounds of crapness. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:50, Dec 27
Comments
  • All right, I get it, this is another article in a point of view different from the usual encyclopedia one. Two, in fact, bitchily going point-counterpoint just like Spock and McCoy, or perhaps The Fockers. This may be the "method in that madness" that Mn-z cites. To me, though, alternate voices are an excuse for bad writing, for nagging and chest-thumping, for the cheap humor of cut-downs, creating caricatures in order to ridicule them, rather than real humor. Then again, I don't watch cartoons, so maybe this reaches the target audience. But why is an article allowed to start with a link to its own Pee Review? Spıke Ѧ  18:46 15-Dec-09

Killer Gardener

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  • Delete contradicts itself (in a rambling way) in the first paragraph, and goes downhill from there. --Mn-z 05:36, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:37, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Short and random. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:12, Dec. 24, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Can someone please tell me what that was actually about? I honestly have no idea... —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 11:37, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Guh. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:55, Dec 24
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The Great Chicken Riots of 1983

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Useless stub. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:48, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:51, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In this piece of Argentine history, which I didn't try to verify, the economics is believable, but the Spanish translation is not. The final sentence of each of the two sections might be funny. Spıke Ѧ  00:22 24-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. foreign languages and work required to properly translate. --Mn-z 05:42, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:28, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Possible move to Illogicopedia. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:15, Dec. 24, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I wanted to be generous and keep this , spirit of Christmas and whatnot but this article is truly plucked. Sorry for a dreadful pun. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:44, December 24, 2009 (UTC)
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IWETHEY

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  • Keep It's actually kind of funny. --Ozymandiaz 17:48, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It is funny if you know the history of the IWETHEY group on the Internet. They were opposed to Uncyclopedia and vandalized a lot of pages here. We need this page as well as Digg, Reddit, LiveJournal, Facebook, MySpace, etc. The try harder to be funny means a rewrite not a deletion. They are even quoted here in the Uncyclopedia is the worst article. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 18:52, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • I have to object to that. IWETHEY is nowhere near the same level of Digg, MySpace, etc. It doesn't have a Wikipedia article and practically fails UN:CM. In fact, this article up for deletion is the 2nd result on a Google search for IWETHEY. Taking a look at their defunct homepage that looks like it was designed in 1992, I'd say we "need" on article on them as much as we "need" an article on the GNAA. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:48, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
Actually Wikipedia cites them three times as a reliable source. Two are articles on SCO and one is a user page. So Wikipedia lists IWETHEY as notable enough to be used as a credible source. Their Forums are down due to a Linux error and they claim to be Linux experts. So they set up a temporary form, but they used to have thousands of Google results before their main forum crashed and as I recall the number of Google hits is a factor. You can see thousands of web pages linking to IWETHEY web sites and forums. This article moved up to number two after their forum crashed last year and Google removed their forum links. Ask Elvis about it, he was the admin that had to deal with them. So it passes the Admins know about them test. Look I admit it can be funnier, but I am not the one to do it, someone else can rewrite it so it is funnier. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 04:53, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We got rid of IWETHEYvandals, now to the main course, which has not been nominated for VFD for 19 whole months. IWETHEY is a consortium of memes with a horrible acronym and a loud template that warns the reader to expect humor. Like Godot, it never arrives. Spıke Ѧ  13:43 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is the article's third nomination. I read through the other two nominations, and the rationale for voting keep was "This is an important part of Uncyclopedia history; IWETHEY is a notable forum whose history is intertwined with ours." Well, fair enough. You've convinced me that this is allowable vanity and that a page with this title should be allowed to exist. But this article is not fucking funny. It's a sophomoric repetition of all the Uncyclopedia memes I'm sick to death of. So let's delete it, and if anyone wants to try again and try harder, be my guest. My two cents. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:49, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like above, it's not actually funny. Bit of an insult to Queen's too. I know some quite clever folks who went there. PTQ is funny. This is a load of crap. Myocardialinfarction 20:08, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2005 meme vomit. --Mn-z 17:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. See if ED wants it, because it's got no right to hang around here. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:07, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN17:08, 19 Dec
  • Delete. Bell, book and candle. Proceed with the excommunication. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 15:19, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't care. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:31, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete or better yet Move "They claim that a Kirsty Alley administration would outlaw Kitten Huffing, which would cause a Temporal paradox that will ultimately enable Elvis to win the Annual Miss Stalin-Look-Alike 2006 contest and abuse his powers to allow SCO to win their lawsuit against IBM over Linux." I'd go for moving it to someone's user space who wants to work on it (see below). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 01:19, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just reads random to me - you need to know what went on back in the day to get anything out of it, and that doesn't make it keepable, to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:53, Dec 24
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WJU is good writing (despite some overlong titles) about an unremarkable institution. IWETHEY is Us writing about Us, and how we are so darned funny we drive people mad. Behind many double standards is a single standard that varies depending on whether it's Us doing it. Spıke Ѧ  17:08 14-Dec-09
  • Comment. I just want to remind everyone that UN:CM is a much different policy than Wikipedia:WP:N or Wikipedia:WP:V. On Wikipedia, if it fails N or V, it's deleted, if it passes, it's kept. Simple. But on Uncyclopedia - well, Martial Arts passes UN:CM, and we deleted it. Tapheselachophobia fails UN:CM, and we featured it. The real, true test for whether we want an article here is: does it make me laugh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:19, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment Apparently if you want an article gone, this is proof that if you submit it to VFD multiple times that eventually it will be voted for deletion. Though I've countered all points that it isn't notable and I cited Wikipedia links, that Google has 75,000+ hits on it, that the Admins know about it, and that it was considered funny enough to keep twice, that eventually if you get enough people to consider voting to delete it because they don't understand the history about the group or that it was written in 2005. I may have to create a new and updated version after it is deleted and hope others join in to make it funnier. Though it should really be rewritten for modern humor, and written so that even people who don't know the history can find it funny, I feel it will be deleted anyway as the type of humor for this web site has changed from 2005 when the article was written. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:41, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
    Either that, or we just weren't very good in 2005. Anyway, like I said, I hope you do rewrite it, regardless of the outcome of this vote. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:19, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • The problem with persecution theories is that there is usually an easier explanation. I heartily agree that "it should really be rewritten...so that even people who don't know the history can find it funny"--with all comparable Uncyclopedia articles. I didn't find it funny, and you understand! And I too hope you step up, given either outcome of the vote. Spıke Ѧ  02:25 16-Dec-09
Oh I will rewrite it. While I didn't start the article I did contribute to it over the years. Many others did write it with me, but they are gone now and moved on to other things. I got a feeling it will be deleted. Then he will lose the history of IWETHEY members vandalizing the article and blanking the page. I think they blanked and vandalized other pages as they usually use anonymous IP addresses and proxy servers. Some of them may have been Anonymous Slashy, Powershot, and other trolls that tried to disrupt our community. They are hacktivists and had an axe to grind with Microsoft and SCO. While they promote Linux and claim to be Linux experts their forum and wiki sites are often down due to Linux issues they cannot resolve. So it has taken a year to recover their data to the phase it is now and they got started in 1995 leaving Infoworld forums to start up their own, so they are tied with Infoworld and some worked for Infoworld and EzBoard. So if I do rewrite it I'll have to explain that type of history for people who don't know it. Avoid the MEMEs, and tie it into the Forums article somehow. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 05:13, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Once you rewrite it, talk to an admin about restoring the history so we can see the blankings, if you think that's important for the article. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Yes can some admin please copy it to my User Space so I can edit it and save the blanking evidence? That is if it gets deleted. I am going to rewrite it so it is funnier. I do this for some articles that get deleted but deserve a rewrite. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 22:13, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
Deleted per having a 5-vote delete margin. Moved to your userspace as requested, Orion. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:53, Dec 24

🔒 Template:Guilt H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete pointless and little used template. --Mn-z 02:54, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As with Template:Toasty. Spıke Ѧ  02:59 20-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Nuke it per above. --TrekCaptain 06:10, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. It's only on one page - National Guilt Association. We may as well transclude it onto there and delete it - it's apparently totally worthless as a general-use template. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:31, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per Hyperbole. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:09, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
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  • 14th active nom. --Mn-z 02:54, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:52, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Bad Nigger Attitude H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per the fact that this is the last bastion of FREEDOM OF SPEECH on teh internetz or something. --Mn-z 17:18, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:20, 19 December 2009
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.---So NOW we know what is Sacred here? Is this not racism against racism? I read where you insult religions, cultures, everyone, and I never knew what was the "line" until I crossed it. Conclusion: NOTHING is sacred on Uncyclopedia, EXCEPT "African Americans". Everyone else can go to hell in name of Freedom of speech. And this in spite of the fact that BNA DOES EXIST AS A REAL PROBLEM IN SOCIETY? Mike Tyson's BNA!? I rest my case. For reason of reality alone it should be kept.--Funnybony 19:14, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Well written, mildly funny. SIRE FREDDMOOSHA Lord of Egypt AMUSE ME • 17:56 • Saturday, 19-12-2009
  • Keep It's kinda funny. Is this nomination only because it's offensive? I find John Lennon's odour offensive, but that doesn't mean I wanted to kill him. Why do you? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:36, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. I don't like it, but I find the idea of deleting things just because they might be offensive far more distasteful. You stupid niggers. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN19:47, 19 Dec
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Um, yeah. Keep. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 19:58, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I see Romartus voting, I go the opposite ;P but seriously they're just trying to get rid of it cos of offensiveness and that's just not a good reason User:Fag/sig5 20:45, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The last time I checked, Chris Rock used half this article for his stand up routine. Nowhere near delete quality. Defo needs a rewrite though. --Matfen 21:27, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Nigger hush. Until it's nommed for just being shit as opposed to any racism, I vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 06:59, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Recently on VFH. It's racist in a dumb no-satire kind of way. It's not funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:16, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.As per above. Why do we have to keep it ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:25, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. American blacks will take offense at this article, its nigger-jokes, and its photo of an ape. Separatist affectations are ripe for ridicule, but this article repeatedly veers to the race's inherent inferiority. As with the Mohammad/penis photo, the issue is not our freedom of speech but our reputation and that of our hosts when giving offense unnecessarily to comedy. Spıke Ѧ  19:26 19-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too many musty jokes and an irrelevant "history" section not enough Bad Nigger Attitude. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because it's wrong for Funnybony to act like he has a martyr complex when in reality he just writes crappy articles. It's also wrong for me to vote without reading it all the way, but two wrongs make a right, right? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:24, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Read it. Still delete. I don't care how many instances of not racism you can claim in your life. If people can easily mistake your speech for hate speech, you need to sit down and think about what you're doing wrong. The hate in this is too chilling for the article to be funny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:36, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.normally, i go easy on articles i vote for on this site,but seriously,bashing an a particular ethnic group is not funny at all.mabeye conterversial .but this site isnt made for intellectual debates on the state of a particular race.--Jupiterfox 20:35,December 19,2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I found this unfunny and overly racist, but most importantly, unfunny. --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 06:59, Dec. 20, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It sucks ass. I honestly could care less if it's offensive to black people or symbolic as a beacon of free speech. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 07:01, Dec. 20, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Kip. I don't give a fuck whether it's offensive. Rewrite it, start over, whatever. But this is just shitty writing. Plus, quite a few of those jokes are just plain plagiarized. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:22, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Don't care about racism, still not funny. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:11, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • lol --Roman Dog Bird 23:19, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
Comments
  • So NOW we know what is Sacred here? Is this not racism against racism? I read where you insult religions, cultures, everyone, and I never knew what was the "line" until I crossed it. Conclusion: NOTHING is sacred on Uncyclopedia, EXCEPT "African Americans". Everyone else can go to hell in name of Freedom of speech. And this in spite of the fact that BNA DOES EXIST AS A REAL PROBLEM IN SOCIETY? Mike Tyson's BNA!? I rest my case. For reason of reality alone it should be kept.--Funnybony 19:14, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. If it isn't deleted, can it be moved to the user's own page instead ? Having read through Funnybony's discussion page, I admit I am puzzled why he thought this particular article would be funny. That it could be placed straight into a racial hate website without an edit is a bit disturbing. I hope I am wrong as regards to the intentions behind this article.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:49, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • BTW: The author of the article is NOT a racist. I have always had African American friends. But NOT those with BNA. Even my African American friends hate BNA. I used to be in the GG (Golden Gloves) and 90% of my team mates were black, and (even in boxing) none had BNA. In fact, if I was racist then how is it I live in the Orient and do business with African-Africans, have an Asian wife, and a Amerasian son!?? You sure the article is by a racist?---Don't be daft!--Funnybony 19:41, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

And what's this BS? "American blacks will take offense at this article"?? (NOTE: All others can go to hell-RIGHT? ha ha ha! Get real!--Funnybony 19:19, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

The MEANING of "racist" based on example of funnybony: "An expatriate multi-lingual cross-culturalist who accepts all cultures and religions - and is a pacifist who lived 12 years in exile rather than kill Vietnamese in Vietnam - married to foreigner with Amerasian child! YEAH!!! That's Racism!! Har har!!!--Funnybony 20:01, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Shut up. Any more and you'll be officially causing drama, so quit. Seriously. Just shut up. It's clearly going to get kept. Now quit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:04, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Guess what, your article's lame and spastic and it survives I'm going to rewrite the bits that are lame and/or seizure writing, that is to say everything past the first four paragraphs. I'm racist against people who can't write an article that holds together.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:12, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
    Ouch. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 20:13, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
    Be your guest!!! And make it better. Everyone! This is Uncyclopedia, I hope--Funnybony 20:22, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
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BTW: Merry Christmas to you all jokers.
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Tyson and his misconduct don't prove anything about blackness but that (1) gifted athletes get away with lots of stuff, especially (2) in a U.S. where whites now see controversy if they try to correct misconduct by blacks. That's political fad, not racial determinism. Separately, there is no double standard here against individual users, except when criticism elicits overlong defenses. Spıke Ѧ  20:21 19-Dec-09
    This nom is probably going to give Mordillo a heart attack, just saying. --Mn-z 20:23, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • I think you guys are getting way too personal and miles off subject. What happened wrong--Funnybony 20:41, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I do believe that Funnybony's Mike Tyson article IS racist, however. There's a difference between an article about racism and a Racist article... --Matfen 21:50, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Really, quit using "It's racist!" as an excuse to vote delete. Instead, just say, "I don't believe it to be funny." No more. That's all you gotta say. Or just say, "Delete". Hell, that's even simpler. Now shut the fuck up and go write something funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:48, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
I didn't say it wasn't fnny. It's partly fnny, and partly deep offense given not on the way to being fnny. That's a valid reason to vote Delete. And NO U. Spıke Ѧ  22:29 19-Dec-09

Cool down, get rational, and edit

I don't think "handle bias" a valid reason to delete. The solution is to keep (as a real subject that is amusing) and everyone who is interested should edit and rewrite until it's perfect. But, like all articles, it will always be offensive to some one, no matter how it's done. This being my 30th article, I shall go write another one, just for fun. And thanks for keeping the others too! Merry Christmas--Funnybony 21:10, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

I don't think "I don't like the delete reasons" is a valid reason to keep. This may be a real subject within the dark recesses of your mind, but we're here on this page to decide whether or not it's amusing. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:34, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry Syn, but I happen to disagree. The idea of deleting this just to be PC offends me far more than the article itself does. Why start down that slippery slope when we all know it just leads to a bland homogeneous Uncyclopedia? Nevermind, I misunderstood what you were getting at. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN21:41, 19 Dec
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Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:07, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

You are cool and rational...and we're not

I do have a bit of "handle bias": Count offered to rewrite this article; but I believe he will find himself not in a rewrite but a collaboration that will ultimately frustrate him. I worked with the author on the horrible ITSCON for two days, finally concluding that "You have agendas other than humor." Our collaboration ended. What brings this to mind? The sanctimonious section heading. When I copied our dialogue from my talk page to the talk page of ITSCON, the author inserted section headings explaining which days I was "belligerent" and which days I was merely "confused." And sent a couple messages to third parties touting his unconditional cordiality in the same paragraph that he dished more armchair psychology about me. Consequently, my vote on this article was not just based on its offensiveness but on the belief from experience that those parts will never be excised. Spıke Ѧ  21:41 22-Dec-09

THIS IS NOT A DISCUSSION PAGE AND YA'LL STILL CANNOT CONDUCT A DISCUSSION IN A CIVILIZED MANNER

So in the spirit of Xmas, the next person writing anything other than FOR or AGAINST will get a holiday period curtsy of me. I'll repeat for all of you who are bound to write something "funny" just underneath this heading. FOR or AGAINST with nice civilized reasoning. MERRY CHRISTMAS! ~Jewriken.GIF 23:05, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

It should say "write something funny." Homophony has gotten you again, Mr. Foreignpants! - T.L.B. Baloon.gif WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 00:45, Dec 23
I'll take his "foreign" over your funny words. "Homophony". *giggle* Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:05, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
*more laughs* MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:49, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Cleaned up-But needs more work

I'm sorry to write again. But I have attempted to clean up the "N" word, remove all the high-school jokes, and rewrite it better. I hope it is more acceptable as it is now.

Hi Spike! I don't remember having any falling out with you. You helped a TON on my article, I learned a lot from your perspective, I made all changes you suggested, and for what it's worth you improved the article 100%. And I thanked you repeatedly, and still do. The only thing was that another writer disliked it. And there it sort of stopped. Subsequently I have made further improvements in line with your advice, but there was noting else to do, because the subject was a bit too esoteric for young readers who are not aware of that Cult (subject). In any case, I'm unaware of any hard feelings, so please do think so. I really am thankful to you, and all critics. Because it can only improve If I pay attention.
As to my being racist, In writing the BNA article I'm racist just like De Nero is Jewish or Pachino is Cuban. Not.--Funnybony 11:22, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
Gone for the duration of Xmas. Anyone else? ~Jewriken.GIF 23:40, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 23:56, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

The Republic Of English School

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  • Delete rambling unformatted mess, MrN9000 removed the ICU and added maintenance templates, but the original authors were only active for a day. --Mn-z 04:54, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Not worth keeping at all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 05:17, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's orphaned, too. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:33, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. As the title doesn't make grammatical sense, I am unsurprised no one has touched this since. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:38, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Or found it, even. Let us pay back this article that, reporting on the "wife who upon opening the letter died a very, very, very long painful slow death," tried to do the same to us. Spıke Ѧ  14:59 23-Dec-09
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Platypus Rebellion

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  • Delete more wacky-war-cruft. --Mn-z 04:10, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Of a piece with Battle of Mount Isa, which we have savaged below. And the See Also suggests there's one more. Spıke Ѧ  04:23 23-Dec-09
that see also article is unrelated to the warcruft, if its the one I'm thinking about. --Mn-z 04:30, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
You're right; Battle of Ayers Rock in the See Also gets you to a decent article. I suspect this is a placeholder for another Wacky War article he intended to write later. Spıke Ѧ  04:50 23-Dec-09
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Anthony Eden

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  • Delete this article is about a British Prime minister. You wouldn't know it from reading the article though. --Mn-z 03:42, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Panoramic, and incoherent. Spıke Ѧ  03:56 23-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. because I agree with the above reasons. --TrekCaptain 04:01, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I liked the line about being "the patron saint of other saints who have been exhumed for relics," but even that was too random. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:46, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 06:27, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Essentially unchanged, except for the ill-advised deletion of a section "Early Life," from the original draft written in Jan-06 by an anonIP. Spıke Ѧ  03:56 23-Dec-09
  • I get the joke here - actually not a bad one. The 1956 Suez canal war/crisis as re-written as a crusade. However rest of it isn't very good. Recoverable but would need a make over. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:31, December 23, 2009 (UTC)

Battle of Mount Isa

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wacky War stories, yet again. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:26, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:27, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author got my hopes up by using "sanguinary" in the first sentence. But this article jumbles the US Civil War, the Australian outback, and of course platypuses, aimlessly. Spıke Ѧ  22:44 22-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --TrekCaptain 23:37, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:08, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has anyone ever written a good war article? I haven't seen one. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 04:47, December 23, 2009 (UTC)
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Yeppoon

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Interstate 4

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The really anal-retentive among Wikipedians maintain such an article on each expressway in the Interstate System (and the template at the bottom of this article suggests that we have a few as well). They beg to be parodied, and the parodies are necessarily sparse and list-based. Spıke Ѧ  22:58 18-Dec-09
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Consists of two short introductory paragraphs, then descends into listcruft. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:48, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I agree with SPIKE that parodying Wikipedia's articles on the Interstate System is worthwhile. However, this article literally sucks the sweat off my scrotum. And by literally, I mean figuratively. And by sweat, I mean peanut butter. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:22, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Pelargonium. --TrekCaptain 04:57, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this really isn't a good subject for parody. --Mn-z 05:47, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
The expressway is not. Wikipedians' attempts to document each crack in the pavement, is. Spıke Ѧ  12:47 19-Dec-09
Well, they are an online encyclopedia, and road information might be useful to someone. --Mn-z 20:11, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Close it for demolishing. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:07, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete This is too much of a mess, and like a marriage, it really isn't worth saving. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:19, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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UnScripts:Pee Wee Herman's Matrix

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.i understand the joke involving morpehous.laurence fishburne as both cowboy curtis and the black guy with sunglassses from matrix.well played out.peewee makes the matrix comical.--Jupiterfox 16:42,December 18,2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, it sort of... almost has a concept. I get it, Lawrence Fishburne had a support ing role in Pee-Wee's Playhouse and The Matrix but the execution is "from the creators of Epic Movie" awful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:16, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:31, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Really not at all funny. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:20, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif NUKE IT!  --TrekCaptain 06:11, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Makes you want to poke out your own eyes so you never again have to look at something that sucks this much. Do yourself a favour and don't. Myocardialinfarction 02:36, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Has Jupiterfox ever voted delete on anything? --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:54, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

DDR

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I dunno, it didn't seem that bad to me. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Keep I do not know how things run here, but this article has an idea, a rather good idea, and sure it strays from that idea but - judging by the keep votes on articles that don't have two haves of anything - why do people insist on cutting down the whole article rather than trimming the junk? --Nikau 06:45, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. Strange, and not in a good way. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:21, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:29, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is it? East Germany? An arcade game? An acronym for computer memory? Something to do with dancing? None of the above; it is a catch-basin of memes. Spıke Ѧ  17:36 15-Dec-09
Sure; there are actually at least four things that share the acronym. My rhetorical question above was to state that the article seems disinterested in having a theme, or sticking with a theme. Spıke Ѧ  18:51 15-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It threatens to have a concept, but never really delivers. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:25, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:42, 17 Dec
  • Time for my little friend to come out, the tactical nuke. Need I explain more about why this page should be vaporized? --TrekCaptain 06:08, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Umm... I have been too heavily involved with the article to ethically vote Keep, but please note that the article is already a substantial rewrite of what was originally created. If deleted, please userfy to User:Pentium5dot1/Storage facility/DDR. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 02:08, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
    • I don't think it's unethical to vote keep for any article if you like it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:11, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • (outdent) My above comments were probably confusing; I just want to clarify them. In summary, if this is deleted, then do all of the following: 1) userfy as specified above, 2) redirect to Dance Dance Revolution (delete resulting double redirects instead of fixing them since they wouldn't make sense afterwards), and 3) maybe consider copying to Illogicopedia. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:33, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • I see that this has been deleted. Why has it not been userfied? Do I need to ask the deleting administrator separately? --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 18:51, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
    Yeah, I would do that if I were you. I wait till you do to archive. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:56, December 22, 2009 (UTC)
    I have now dealt with this properly at User talk:Under user#Re: DDR. I asked for the history to be preserved so that a transwiki to Illogicopedia can be considered. That's why I did not userfy the article myself earlier on. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 19:04, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Winchester H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. It's generally coherent and certainly salvageable. WIP tag abuse isn't a reason in and of itself to delete an article. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 08:05, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete While this isn't horrible as towncruft goes, it has been improperly tagged as WIP since April. I don't think it would have survived had the tag been placed correctly. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:15, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes, "coherent and salvageable"--but completely unremarkable. Spıke Ѧ  10:49 14-Dec-09
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  • Wait! College students flouting gayness? A cinema with too many mandated wheelchair seats? That doesn't happen anywhere else! except Winchester, New Hampshire (see below) (at least, if it were big enough to have a college or a cinema). Spıke Ѧ  10:49 14-Dec-09
  • Comment it appears to have a fake WIP tag on it. I.e. something that looks like a WIP tag, but does not categorize the article as such. This prevents it from coming to the attention of an admin in Uncyclopedia:Maintenance/WIP. --Mn-z 16:45, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Eh, if it had come up on maintenance, I'd probably have left it. No consensus after over a week, so keepificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:44, Dec 22

🔒 Winchester, New Hampshire H T D Survivor, Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage,

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  • Keep. Griping about the Winchester Pickle Festival is hardly a generic gripe. I've confirmed that that's real, and if there were ever a legitimate target for satire... Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:48, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
There are legitimate targets for satire in my backyard! And no one cares! Surely we have no readers in Winchester other than the author(s)! Spıke Ѧ  13:02 15-Dec-09
If you wrote an article called The stupid-looking duck in my backyard, I would not vote delete based solely on UN:CM. In fact, I think that article has some potential. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:21, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
It's not stupid-looking, dammit! Spıke Ѧ  02:29 16-Dec-09
If no one else wants it, I just might write that article over the holiday. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:19, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Just rename it: The stupid-looking duck in Winchester, New Hampshire.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  03:59, December 22, 2009 (UTC)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Codeine's Mum will never even locate on a map this town of 1,832 in the southwestern corner of the state. A page of generic gripes. Spıke Ѧ  10:49 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above and also UN:N about said Pickle Festival. --Mn-z 18:06, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's sort of banal. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:42, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Nashua (pop. 87,000) is the only other N.H. city with an Uncyclopedia article. Manchester (108,000) lacks one and it will be a while before the Muse mugs me. Spıke Ѧ  20:16 15-Dec-09
  • No strong feelings either way after more than a week? Keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:37, Dec 22

Reba McEntire

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  • NOTE: 16th active nom. --TrekCaptain 20:19, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
    • And???? mAttlobster. (hello) 22:31, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
      • I believe he is doing that because I did that once because of a nom which placed the number of total noms over 20, but active noms at 13 or something. --Mn-z 23:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
        • I call that paranoia. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:15, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
          • I suspect an all the more sinister motive. Until we know for sure I suggest we all lock ourselves in our cellars and wait for the signal. That is all. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:18, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
            • No motive whatsoever. :P --TrekCaptain 23:22, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Celebrity-is-a-robot is trite, and the execution is more mean than clever, but it occasionally relates to reality, and isn't horrible. Convince me. Spıke Ѧ  20:25 21-Dec-09

Brazo de gitano

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  • Comeback spunk Until it's nommed for just being shit as opposed to any VFD comeback, I vote Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:14, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Come on! vote on the article, not nominator's motives. Spıke Ѧ  22:26 21-Dec-09
I assume Dex was trying to be funny/ironic with his deletion reasons. --Mn-z 22:32, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
It was just a joke based on his vote for the article I nominated last. It wasn't a very good joke, but good jokes are for girls, us men need TO PROTECT THE BORDER!! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:38, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
Sorry I missed the joke...too much "motive" drama recently. Spıke Ѧ  22:49 21-Dec-09
Just remember this, Spike: I am the opposite of drama. I'm "ideologically pure", whatever that means. :) MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:07, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Kerkill It's been awhile and this wanted to be my first comeback nomination. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:50, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I have no idea what I just read, but it sucked. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) >18:07, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:20, 21 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete I get the joke (What if the perverse name for a Spanish dessert were literally true?) and enjoy broken English. But the joke is botched, as most of the article is a self-conscious tease about the characteristics of the author and the reason for his deliberately bad writing. Spıke Ѧ  19:35 21-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg ... W T F? Quite terrible. --TrekCaptain 20:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Spike made me feel small. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:30, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. because voting to delete stuff makes me kewl or something. --Mn-z 22:32, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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  • NOTE: 15th active nom. --TrekCaptain 20:37, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

World War VI

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Welcome to the wacky world of Wacky World Wars. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:56, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Vaporize it!!! --TrekCaptain 00:16, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is probably the worst one in the series. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:57, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Let's see: In 2082-2083, there will be a war fought exclusively with goofiness. Spıke Ѧ  03:12 21-Dec-09
  • Delete Not particularly readable. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:15, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 22:46, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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  • 14th active nom at the time listed where I signed this. --TrekCaptain 03:13, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Are subsequent World Wars to be renumbered downward, or is it a foregone conclusion that they're goners too? Spıke Ѧ  03:24 21-Dec-09
    • all these War things popping up have been nommed already by the voters, so I guess they'll keep being nommed. --TrekCaptain 03:34, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • A more serious question: Here and with Interstate 4, we are preparing to remove and discard a small piece of something that a template suggests is (or wants to be) a complete set. (Never mind that random sampling of both sets suggests that the entire set is poorly written.) If we delete this, the eventual result will be an equally poorly written replacement, or a set with a piece missing. There should be a decision on whether the set should exist, and it should be made by more people than those loitering in VFD on any given day. Spıke Ѧ  13:20 21-Dec-09
    • Normally, when I run across a set of related horrible articles, I try to start with the worst articles, which tend to be "satellite" articles. Then I work my way up to the main ones of a set, and stop nomming when the consensus is to keep.
    • With respect for set deletion, I can see your concern, but there are more issues with deleting in mass than with bringing each article of a set to VFD. There are only about a dozen or so bad articles in this set, so it still could be handled without overwhelming vfd. --Mn-z 22:46, December 21, 2009 (UTC)

The War on Fat

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fatorian-Canadian War was deleted today by a vote of 4-0. This article is the first episode. It is also a "Wacky War article" with about one joke, ridiculing fatties. I'm all for that, but this article doesn't even do that cleverly. Spıke Ѧ  18:15 20-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per Spike above. --TrekCaptain 19:04, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 19:10, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Mild Delete Don't forget to tag your stuff. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:56, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
My bad; fixed now, thanks. Spıke Ѧ  02:07 21-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. subarticle of deleted article. Let's not start orphaning, eh? Orphan articles feel bad. Wild at Heart 19:47, December 21, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:HenryTheNinja

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Vanity template by User:HenrytheNinja was just deposited in Pie to start the article by guiding readers to him. Spıke Ѧ  18:04 20-Dec-09
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Sorry; I didn't check the date. QVFD is fine with me. Spıke Ѧ  18:17 20-Dec-09

Siam Sith Empire

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  • Delete random history loaded with cliches, and the English is quite broken in the later sections of article. --Mn-z 02:49, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The dementia that joined Indochinese history with American fantasy movies might be fnny, bt this expression of it isn't. Doesn't seem even to be trying to be fnny. Yore right, the English gets worse as we go along, bt that can be fnny. And STILL NO U. Spıke Ѧ  02:56 20-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was made by User:DarkABC, who originally wrote Suryavarman II. This actually an improvement over the former, but he still sucks. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:51, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Nuke it. Too many redlinks, and its quite a random article. --TrekCaptain 07:15, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
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  • This it is the 13th active nom. --Mn-z 02:49, December 20, 2009 (UTC)

Fatorian-Canadian War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not your run-of-the-mill Wacky War article. Somehow this actually sucks slightly worse. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:35, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anti-obesity remarks of the US Surgeon General led to The War on Fat cited in the article. This one is another episode. So it really is in relation to something. But where is the third book of the trilogy? Spıke Ѧ  01:31 20-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 01:41, December 20, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It's offensive to African-Americans. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 03:17, Dec. 20, 2009
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Template:Toasty

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this template should be cast into everlasting fire. --Mn-z 06:35, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Agree with Mn-z --TrekCaptain 01:44, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pretty useless. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:16, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If a template has decent applications and links to a relevant pattern of articles I usually vote keep o matter how insipid it is. This does not meet my low standard.--Count of Monkey Crisco 15:43, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It fails my higher standard too: A template that says nothing is not a valuable part of an effective satire of anything. Spıke Ѧ  15:47 19-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Restrict use to userspace (and by extension forumspace). —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:21, 19 December 2009
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  • this nom raises the number of active noms to 17. --Mn-z 06:35, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
You found this on the Template wars forum, right? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:16, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
It happens to be the only place this template is used. --Mn-z 17:12, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
And to make sure this template doesn't come back, I was italic and code sub'd it on that page. --Mn-z 17:21, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Left 4 Dead 2

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's almost exactly like those crappy GTA articles. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:30, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak Delete An article on this subject has potential to be funny because there was a pathetic bit of a backlash from the fan base. The boycott group on Steam has over 30,000 members, and I'd estimate that about half of them own the game. I saw a bit of this sarcastic-but-ultimately-impotent anger in the lead (this game has TWICE as many levels!) but nothing beyond that worth saving. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:10, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, trite, and listy. One of those 30,000 interested parties should be able to start over on this article. Spıke Ѧ  04:17 19-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --TrekCaptain 04:56, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 05:50, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another one of those alternative universe stories where a game player invents a version of his favourite game and comes out with something twice as bad. And then leaves the result on unencyclopedia's doorstep. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:19, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:22, 19 December 2009
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De La Salle University

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, red-linky, and unfunny. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:25, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article on a Catholic college in Manila suffers from seriously bad writing throughout. (In the very first sentence, "whore subdivision smack in the heart of Manila's red light district" sounds like recursion. The "overly pretentious" college in a "disturbingly upscale" place has a regrettably hideous article.) I started writing this as a Keep, as its faults could be edited out, but what would remain says nothing real about the college, except to list some alumni athletes. 04:14 PS--A light edit has now undone the most grotesque flourishes, and ultimately will not matter. Spıke Ѧ  04:41 19-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --TrekCaptain 04:57, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 05:49, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Does have this in its favour: FSC (Fun, Sex, and Cigarettes). Shame that was the highlight. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:14, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:23, 19 December 2009
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foamy

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Automatics and Computer Science

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  • DeleteNot my find but it had a VFD tag o it for some reason.--Count of Monkey Crisco 20:01, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently a description of a university in Bucharest. Its computer science curriculum is bare-bones. So is this article. Spıke Ѧ  20:23 18-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg The teachers at this university are all famous scientists, most of them over9000 years old. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:00, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I put the VFD there, but wasn't doing the edit correctly for this page, was time-limited and didn't want to screw up. Anyhoo, this article is crap. Myocardialinfarction 22:22, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif NUKE IT!  --TrekCaptain 23:54, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 05:42, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Magyar cruft. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:02, December 19, 2009 (UTC)
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  • This is a redirect to "Faculty of Automatic Control and Computer Science" which changes its own title back. Am not sure we can see the entire change history. Spıke Ѧ  20:21 18-Dec-09

🔒 Neon Genesis Evangelion H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:12, 11 December 2009
  • Weak keep. It's a massively overlong fucking mess peppered by random nonsense, sex jokes, and memes - but there are at least nine or ten fairly witty quips about Evangelion buried in the mess. It badly needs a rewrite, but until then, I guess this is better than a big red link. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:33, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg SUPER NINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS! WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE I COULDN'T PICTURE THIS! Dead-kennedys.jpgFUCK YEAH I AM SO PUNK ROCK!Dead-kennedys.jpg 23:34, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Save--Socky. Spıke Ѧ  13:06 15-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Mn-z 17:36, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. There's too much stuff in the "character" section, but people really are made of Tang. That's a fact. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:34, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Fine, keep. Dayum, people. SInce you've been working so hard to keep it, I changed my mind. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:50, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Oh, I get it...is this one of those articles that's too notable to delete? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
    Nothing's too notable to delete. When I consider deletion, my only question is "Is this article better than a blank page and a bunch of red links on other pages?" Here: barely. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:14, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Well, I did a few stuff. I hope it's better now, if only slightly. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:49, 14 December 2009
  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. (Formerly Delete.) What I take from this article, from the paragraph before the first quote to the drum-roll animation to call attention to the fact that there is an actual joke, is that the author thinks he's really cool. I might rescind my vote if Socky stops shouting and tells me what I'm missing. Spıke Ѧ  23:37 11-Dec-09
    Well, basically what Hyperbole said. Also, it used to be less of a mess. And I think we both know what usually happens when anonymous users continually edit an article. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:11, 12 December 2009
I rescind my Delete--but have also deleted Section 3 of the article, listcruft with repetition until only the authors are laughing, regarding what really happened at the end of the TV series: much speculation about the unknowable. 13:58 Reverted in part, but result is OK Spıke Ѧ  14:32 14-Dec-09

Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:43, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

🔒 Richard Karn H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep. Concept is sound: Ridicule a TV star, mostly by anthromorphizing his beard. Execution is childish, with random crap from start to finish. It has attracted vandalism for years, which is indistinguishable from the article. Spıke Ѧ  20:21 11-Dec-09
  • Keep. Surprisingly, it kind of works for me. The random is offset by an awful lot of coherent. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:59, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per above. --Mn-z 18:02, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Richard Karn: affable sitcom co-star and quiz show host or Dutch mink farmer with laser beam eyes?!?!?! You be the judge. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:42, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A mess, basically. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:24, Dec 14
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Over a week, basically a draw, nobody cares. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:44, December 19, 2009 (UTC)

Neurotically Yours

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad article about an okay flash cartoon.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:51, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 18:12, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:19, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two unfunny lists, the second of which seems to be a forum for two authors to bicker. Spıke Ѧ  19:25 18-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny fancruft. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:58, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 User:Colin "All your base" Heaney/Uganda Sig H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Tells you everything you want to know except who the hell signed the vote, for which you have to go into the editor. Sad that huffing this may spur the author to create ten like it. Spıke Ѧ  11:23 18-Dec-09
  • Delete - not because there's anything wrong with it, and not because this vote is even still ongoing, but basically just to be a dick. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:23, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
dicks lol. The Ugandan Government Should Cease Existence. Yoweri Museveni can go die, too. Fuck Uganda. 17:40, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Invalid. --Mn-z 16:19, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Invalid nom - It's a sig. Hold your mouse over the sig to see who it is. Also, invalid nom - no VFD template. In other words, Spike, you're once, twice, two times a doofus. Lionel Ritchie sang that, but it was "three times" and it wasn't about you. That's because you suck. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:36, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
Quite true. (The bit about no VFD, not about me sucking.) A rhetorical nomination only. Spıke Ѧ  16:50 18-Dec-09


Jimmie Johnson

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unless someone can rewrite this crap. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 07:31, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The intro starts with random numbers and "Barney's Penis World, a gay nazi colony in Canada." Never been. But the intro aptly describes the random crap that follows. Spıke Ѧ  11:14 18-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. any rewrite would have to start with a full deletion. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:35, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:22, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 20:36, Dec. 18, 2009
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🔒 Fruitopia H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Drink-cruft. This article feels like a blog.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 00:09, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Consistent in its use of an alternate POV--presumably a member of the target market on a sugar high. I hate alternate POVs (but you know that) because they are so often an excuse to stray from explanation into advocacy. Jtaylor1, above, also doesn't seem to distinguish alternate POVs from simply poorly written articles. Spıke Ѧ  02:02 18-Dec-09
    • Also, its often a good idea to check the edit history to see who wrote it. If it was written by a person who normally writes good articles, but it seems bad, you're probably missing an inside joke or something. --Mn-z 03:54, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Whoa. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 21:10, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

List of songs by Weird Al Yankovich

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Almost completely unfunny listcruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:20, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • I LIKE CHICKEN. Not just a little, but like a lot. like, i really hey!really like chicken. more hi!than you think, if your thinking hey!hi!about how much i like chicken. hey! Its just not plausible. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:21, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 04:49, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. as per Roman Dog Bird. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:22, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Interesting idea, piss poor execution. The worst part is at least half of the songs are already song parodies - by other artists. So it's a lazy, half-assed parody of a parodist made by ripping off other parodists. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 05:30, Dec. 18, 2009
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif NUKE IT!  --TrekCaptain 06:00, December 18, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Parody of parody normally doesn't work. Just saying. --Mn-z 05:40, December 18, 2009 (UTC)

Meccrushalem

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  • Thought this would be a no-brainer, but it's adequately written, at least the part before the list. A gaping problem is that it serves only to flesh out Juslim, which it neither explains nor codes as a link. And if we huff Juslim, then that gaping problem would become a gaping hole and this would have to follow it into oblivion. Spıke Ѧ  02:17 16-Dec-09

Juslim

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A bad article about about a fictional religion that combines Judaism and Islam, hence "Juslim." —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Hey! Juslims where the only Jews that the Nazis actually liked! Wow, this is crazy shit!" Just stupid. Spıke Ѧ  20:12 15-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Have a possible good idea and then go and ruin it. However a merger between religions is not a bad idea for an article. This isn't it though. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:31, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pretty much just sucks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:42, Dec 17
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:39, 17 Dec
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  • Islam contains a better comparison of the two faiths. Spıke Ѧ  20:12 15-Dec-09
This is true. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
For that matter, Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagna contains a better comparison of the two faiths. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:17, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
  • Comment It appears the article is about Karaism, so its not as random as it looks. --Mn-z 05:53, December 16, 2009 (UTC)

Orkut

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Relates to something real and is occasionally funny. Points off for being Brazilian, for botching English, and for showing the South American tendency to use acute accent instead of apostrophe. Spıke Ѧ  20:08 15-Dec-09
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🔒 University of Maryland H T Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Seems clear: keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:39, Dec 17

Groove

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  • Delete. Would you like some red links with your tea? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:35, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I... uh... Wha? Get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:32, Dec 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is a demonstration of the soloist's virtuosity at free association (hence the red links). Not humor. Spıke Ѧ  11:05 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. All those red links remind me of a school essay where the teacher crosses incorrect spellings, concepts and bad language with a red ink pen. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:09, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. looks like the remnants of an orphaned saga. --Mn-z 17:27, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Um...what? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
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🔒 Peter Pan H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep with edits. See comments below. Spıke Ѧ  02:00 12-Dec-09
  • Replace with Spike's rewrite. Or, alternately, delete and replace with Spike's rewrite. I still don't know whether we've figured out whether it's advantageous to keep a shitty article history. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:50, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
This edit preserves the quotations, the photo and caption, and 2 paragraphs, so it's proper to credit the people who got it that far. Spıke Ѧ  03:21 15-Dec-09
Per Spike. Clearing the edit history is an internal copy-left violation. --Mn-z 17:58, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
Hyperbole's point would be valid on a total rewrite, in which we'd huff the old article, move the new one, and the change history would be lost. But this isn't a total rewrite. Spıke Ѧ  02:32 16-Dec-09
With thanks to your knowledge of mythology for fleshing out Peter Pan's lineage. Spıke Ѧ  15:32 15-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per the fixing. --Mn-z 17:59, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Frequent claims of his alleged gayness and random crap throughout. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per above, and SPIKE's 2nd indented comment under Keep where there's little left that's really funny about this article. --TrekCaptain 21:44, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Despite the gayness removal - this is essentially a Cliff Richard bio, without ever bothering to explain that Cliff is known as the Peter Pan of Pop, and without bothering to be funny or interesting to read. I suppose something could be made of a Peter Pan/Cliff Richard crossover article, but this is not it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:58, Dec 11
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:41, 12 Dec
  • Delete. Despite some changes , it is still basically the Cliff Richard story except the name has been changed to Peter Pan. Really Peter Pants as it stands. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:31, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • An adequate replacement article is in User:SPIKE/Peter Pan. 00:41 PS--If you want to go with this, it should be a keep-plus-edit, as this version keeps 2 paragraphs of Cliff Richard and the photo, and should preserve the change history. Spıke Ѧ  02:00 12-Dec-09
  • Why does the template put Keep before Delete? Why do readers read the rebuttals before the nominator's argument? Spıke Ѧ  12:06 9-Dec-09
  • (Changed from Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Spıke Ѧ  12:41 11-Dec-09) Of course, gayness is the obvious hook to a Peter Pan article. However, the frequent returns to that gimmick in this article, starting in the intro, seem almost like vandalism. A good writer, with more knowledge of pop-music history than I, has cast Pan as a solo rocker; then some n00b has slapped together some first-person crap about gayness. If the musical history isn't based on reality, it should be half as long, as it isn't funny on its own, but either way, what's Uncyclopedia without an article on Peter Pan? Spıke Ѧ  12:06 9-Dec-09
I've deleted the "gay" material that seemed added as an afterthought and made other clerical changes. However, is this massive bio just a verbatim lifting of Cliff Richard's bio? If so, it's an overlong non-joke and there is little left that's really funny about this article. Spıke Ѧ  23:26 9-Dec-09
  • This could all be shoved into a story about Cliff Richard and leave the Peter Pan idea for a different joke. It isn't a parody about Peter Pan which is surely what that this article really needs. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:17, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • OK, that looks clear enough - keeperised. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:34, Dec 17
Replacement version is now installed. Spıke Ѧ  13:37 17-Dec-09

🔒 Pasketmaul H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep the main article (see my Comment); blow away the sub-articles and templates. Spıke Ѧ  11:39 8-Dec-09
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Contain there is some humor in the main article, but the sub-articles are just unfunny. --Mn-z 16:11, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.. Keep for reasons outlined above.Delete the rest. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:41, December 10, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:25, Dec. 11, 2009
  • Bandwagon keep. Let's close this nom and make room for deleting more stuff. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:01, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some sort of made up sport about elephants and fish nets. It's a bit nonsensical but overall it's just boring. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I must have missed the bits that were funny in this - it's dull, and completely not worth the effort of reading it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:53, Dec 11
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  • Unlike the myriad of Grand Theft Auto articles we've killed, this one has an intro that introduces, and actually gives an idea of how to play the game. It's a complete article (with separate main articles and even a template), though with (necessarily) awful illustrations. There is merely the nagging problem that it doesn't relate to anything. But people who note the excessive spectacle of major American sports might consider it good satire. Major development ended in 2006, as well as the presence here of early contributors Das Boot and Rabarint. Spıke Ѧ  11:20 8-Dec-09
  • The rest of Template:Pasketmaul probably also should be nommed. --Mn-z 16:11, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh well - keeptificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:33, Dec 17

Herndonacity

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  • Delete. I'll be pretty surprised if this isn't vanity. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:34, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. What he said. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:28, Dec 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. But if it isn't vanity, there's no other reason for it to be here. Spıke Ѧ  10:55 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:48, Dec. 14, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would have given this a weak keep if it was not probably vanity. Count of Monkey Crisco 17:05, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 17:18, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If someone wants to keep it and do some serious craposuction, do. Otherwise, put it out of our misery.Myocardialinfarction 19:33, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg This makes eight delete votes. Most I've ever seen, I think. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Haven't read it, but let's go for a record here. And Pelargonium check out the old archives from 2006 or 07. They had 10 or 20 votes going either way.[bit of an exaggeration] --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:26, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete it already --Roman Dog Bird 23:08, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we are going for the record, I'll vote a second time. Spıke Ѧ  02:18 16-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's already been deleted, but just for emphasis... --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:13, December 16, 2009 (UTC)
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In The Court of the French King

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not as bad a Remington Steelers cruft, but it's trying to be. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:13, December 11, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Stubby, dull, and I really don't see the point. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:27, Dec 11
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:42, 12 Dec
  • Lose it. Didn't laugh. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:00, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Chop it off. One for the tumbrils . --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:03, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 18:00, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • There is a theme here: An unknown artist rises to fame with a cheap knock-off of a famous King Crimson album. (I'm grateful that the last paragraph of the prose explained the joke.) If the author were to do lots more work making the fantasy play off the reality, it might be a keeper. The Infobox suggests that the author might intend to ply his non-trade on several other famous albums. 13:08 PS--Said unknown artist, Andre The Giant, has his own, overlong, crappy article but it's mostly related to the actual WWE wrestler rather than a vehicle to support music articles. Spıke Ѧ  13:18 11-Dec-09

Ulas

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  • Delete There's simply nothing to rewrite here. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:59, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I continue to believe we should use the rewrite tag only on notable subjects; the idea tag is for use on interesting original ideas, and VFD is for weird crap with no clear concept. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:08, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. cuz it was written by a stupid IP. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes; the first question you'd ask yourself in a rewrite is: Why? Spıke Ѧ  02:37 15-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. Got no idea what this one is about but what ever the writer's intention, it has come out hot and steaming . Shovel it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:23, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Assumption University

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  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Boring.  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:00, 14 December 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Well, I'll be: There is an Assumption University in Thailand. Copies the stub on Wikipedia and tries to make it funny, by adding gayness and H1N1. Fails. Spıke Ѧ  12:14 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When you make an assumption you make an ass out of u and mption. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:19, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I'll make an assuption that the writer flunked out of college. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:40, Dec. 14, 2009
  • Awesome: pedophilia, homosexuality and prostitution, all in a tiny stub! Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:47, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
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History of randomness

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  • Delete. Does what it says on the tin, I supposed, but do we need this? At all? There are other "random for the sake of random" pages, this one isn't linked anywhere, and it seems totally pointless to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:13, Dec 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Worthless! If anyone would look for "History of randomness" (or "of failed attempts at humor") here, it is time for an ad campaign. Btw, I'm predisposed to vote Delete on articles that use strikethrough and {C} in the intro--The author flouts his creativity before he has drawn me in. Spıke Ѧ  11:26 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It's indeed history. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:45, Dec. 14, 2009
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny; this article only showed me that the author is an idiot. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Utter shit. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:46, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Does this one have an equally evil twin over at Illogicpedia ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:12, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Lunch lady martial arts

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  • Delete. I like the title. The rest of it sucks. It's short, it's dull, it's been here since 2006 and hasn't got any better, and hasn't been edited at all since 2008, and nothing links to it except this vote. So get rid. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:19, Dec 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The concept is okay; morph TV cooking-show hosts into martial-arts masters. Execution is random rather than dull (though it's dull to read so many duds, like thinking mentioning Martha Stewart Stock Fraud was telling a joke). Nothing at all to do with the Lunch Lady. Spıke Ѧ  10:31 14-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:47, Dec. 14, 2009
  • Delete - obviously unfinished and abandoned; will probably never get better. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:49, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Martha Stewart is not a lunch lady. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:51, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. This one bakes no cake or kicks no brick when it comes to humour. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:10, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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Template:Welcome and expand

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Haddock War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I swear you can hear this thing struggling for content to flesh out its ridiculour title/concept. Feels like one of those GTA articles with the word "haddock" inserted every 20th word.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:20, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Essentially just bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:25, Dec 14
  • Delete - Has potential, but it's lost due to the amount of random drivel. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 19:52, Dec. 14, 2009
  • Delete. I smiled at the concept, but it goes to shit really fast. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:09, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This article is rotting from the head downwards. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:00, December 15, 2009 (UTC)
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  • What a 12-year-old thinks is funny is not what I think is funny, but this is not entirely unfunny. Section 1--which should be the rationale for using haddock as a weapon of war at all--is total crap, and listcruft soon follows. It does "struggle for content"--a struggle that is not finished. Spıke Ѧ  12:44 13-Dec-09

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IWETHEY vandals

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  • Delete in bed Unlike some other page, this one has nothing linking to it and no reason to exist. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:56, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'd vote to delete IWETHEY too, but apparently it's some kind of joke I'm not in on. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:12, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Crap.  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:12, 14 December 2009
  • Delete. Maybe this makes sense to someone, somewhere. Good luck to them if it does. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:37, Dec 14
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "This page may contain unfunny material." Thanks for the warning; now, die. Spıke Ѧ  11:09 14-Dec-09
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  • On to the main course: IWETHEY survived VFD in May'08, shepherded by Orion Blaster, but I'd say it's time for renomination. "Category:Things George Bush doesn't care about" survived VFD, but Hyperbole seems to be using it effectively to find thoroughly awful articles. Spıke Ѧ  11:19 14-Dec-09

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  • Delete. I don't find this the least bit funny. It seems to be a poor attempt at explaining the concept of "avatars" as used on websites. If deleted, we should probably write an article about the movie at this title. --Pentium5dot1 t~^_^~c 02:17, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Agreed. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:25, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • what the fuck did I just read. --Pelargonium 03:08, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • ☃ Snowman. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:50, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:16, Dec 14
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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. wow,this looks like a lot of work got put into it.it is a really big article.i could understand if it was one pargraph long but damn,if the guy who made this made the article that long,he probably wanted it to stay on here,despite the randomness.my point is,the guy probably tried to be funny,if he took all the time to write basically a "book" on here.i say give article another chance.its not like everything is plaigarized.it has some real stuff in it.User:Jupiterfox/signature
Lots of people who try to be funny on this site end up failing. I'm sure many of the deleted articles here were made by authors trying to be funny. Besides, if he really wants it, then he can have a copy in his namespace. And I never said it was plagiarized. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And this one... —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 2/3 listcruft. This may be a big phenom that needs an Uncyclopedia article, and I'll reconsider my vote if there is any way forward for this article. Jupiterfox's vote is unpersuasive; crap that took a week is still crap, and his user- and talk pages document attempts to convince him to be funny. He may like pages that aren't. Spıke Ѧ  01:52 12-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete..Or better still move to the user's page. It really is another dim game format story with a list and therefore of no interest except the author.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:16, December 12, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Its pants. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN16:39, 12 Dec
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete It has a little humor, I liked the cast of Lazytown as the seven homuncili for example, but there's just too much garbage and the main try for humor is gay/sex/rape jokes. I was going to abstain but the fact that Jupiterfox is for it tipped me into the delete camp.--Count of Monkey Crisco 13:19, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete This is really bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 18:53, December 13, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A lot of bad work is much worse than a very small amount of good work. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:27, December 14, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Schnallball H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Somewhat random '06 cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:16, December 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Based on schnell? Or "small-ball" (West-coast style of excelling at fundamentals to advance runners from base to base, rather than simply hitting the ball out of the stadium)? Or is it naive to ask about its basis? Goofy but not quite funny. Spıke Ѧ  21:34 4-Dec-09
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:43, December 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. Not as funny as Calvinball, but I don't dislike enough to vote delete. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 06:34, December 6, 2009 (UTC)

A week, a draw. Keep'd. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:25, December 14, 2009 (UTC)

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