Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive119

The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus

Keep
Delete	Delete. Sigh. Poor ol' Jesus, gets a bit of a beating from people here. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. The artist formerly known as God does it a whole lot better. If this gets deleted, maybe move some of the lines from this to the feature. MrN  Fork you! 12:56, Feb 10 Delete. Oh god... --Uncognito 18:01, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Mongolian Jesus

Keep
Delete	Delete Think this sub came from wikipedia. Guess it would have been funny if you found it there. MrN  Fork you! 22:23, Feb 9 Ix-nay. Might have made a better UnNews article. No wait, this is just too stupid. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:02 10 Feb, 2008) Kerkill Isn't there something in the beginner's guide that says "We are NOT Wikipedia's trash bin?" If not, there should be. --Dexter111344 03:25, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Poor christcruft stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:33, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Ninth Circuit Court of D&D Appeals

Keep	*/me rolls d20. Hmmm, keep. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:05, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Nothing to make me laugh in this stub. MrN  Fork you! 20:42, Feb 9 Delete. This is just a crap version of D&D Supreme Court. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:09, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. The Count is right! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:37, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:27, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill D&D Supreme Court did it so much better. --Dexter111344 18:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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G-Man

Keep
Delete	Delete He may be the twin-brother of Chuck Norris don't you know. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:59, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Half-Life never has interested me. --Dexter111344 03:27, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Kinda random gamecruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:26, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete If only it didn't feel like it belonged in Encyclopedia Dramatica. --Uncognito 15:13, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Don't play the game, so don't get it. Looks like it's been reasonably well written though. MrN  Fork you! 20:51, Feb 9

International Page Blanking Day

Keep	Keep but it should probably be Page blanking. Or not. --Dexter111344 22:30, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep AE, you fucking sheeple. Anyway, this is actually funny if not just for the edit history. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:39, Feb. 8, 2008 Keep. It's part of my family's tradition. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:41 8 Feb, 2008) Keep this December 22 Tradition If you don't have any idea what this is about then go look at Fourm:International Page Blanking Day 2007 This page is not like the other self reference articles and is more of a In Joke. This is also a day whichs gives us a good excuse to blank our userpage for 1 day. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:44, 8 February 2008 (UTC) with wheels--Gage 22:47, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Oh come on --THE 23:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:19, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Once again another needless entry on the VFD. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:18, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 16:37, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Well, I mean the idea anyway. If Pentium5dot1 wants to do the "Delete and rewrite" thing, maybe using an IP (by not logging in) that's cool with me as long as the text is kept similar. MrN  Fork you! 11:50, Feb 10
Delete	Delete - As per every other self reference article on VFD, we have enough! This isn't even funny--Æ 22:25, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete, and Dexter, why wouldn't we check the history of every page that we vote on anywhere, especially VFD? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:37, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Whatever. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:48, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete and rewrite See my comment below. --Pentium5dot1 06:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Check the history before you vote. --Dexter111344 22:33, 8 February 2008 (UTC) I did and it seems like only one user (on the day the page was created) kept blanking and than reverting it numerous times. I don't think that's a great reason to keep as it's um, lame and it doesn't contain humoristic value in any way--Æ 22:37, 8 February 2008 (UTC) On the article's talk page, somebody admitted that they would need to use a sockpuppet to make the joke work. (A sockpuppet is needed to make the page history look like a real blanking war rather than a single crazed user.) That's why I am suggesting that we delete the page and have it restarted by somebody with a sockpuppet handy. Pentium5dot1 06:49, 9 February 2008 (UTC) The issue with that, having a sockpuppet is against the rules. --Dexter111344 06:57, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Break the rules you big girl's blouse. Live a little, have a sip of wine, kiss a girl, go through your mother's underwear drawer. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:01, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Kept -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:22, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Template:Vanity2

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Delete	While this started out simply as a different way of displaying the same information as {{Vanity}} in a different manner, it has quickly become a {{ICU}} style template, giving vanity articles a 7-day stay of execution. However, it is deletion policy to QVFD/delete-on-sight all vanity articles. Therefore, isn't this an intirely useless template, not currently used on any pages? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:33, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:44, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete I see no use for it. The real problem is what would Vanity3 be called? MrN  Fork you! 04:07, Feb 10 Vanity2, of course. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:23, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Vanity!!!!!!!! Yea no need for Vanity. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 04:25, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Vertimas

Keep
Delete	Delete Are we not an English language wiki? MrN  Fork you! 20:10, Feb 9 Delete. Wasn't that a fictional holiday on Seinfeld? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:24, Feb. 9, 2008 Ix-nay. I get it, I just don't like it. And you're thinking of Festivus. Do we have an article on that yet? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:27 9 Feb, 2008) Kerkill Can anyone tell me why people feel we, the ENGLISH Uncyclopedia, should have entire seemingly random pages in other languages? Maybe have it in German if the page is about the German language, or something like that, but that is still a BIG maybe. --Dexter111344 03:31, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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תרגום

Keep
Delete	Delete Are we not an English language wiki? MrN  Fork you! 20:10, Feb 9 Delete Sounds like a good enough delete reason. XD. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:18, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - I'm not totally against the concept of a bilingual article. For example, if it were to parody something related to language that would be fine. I remembered, we do have an UnNews directed at the Malaysians, but that's neither here nor there. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:21, Feb. 9, 2008 Ix-nay. I get it, I just don't like it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:28 9 Feb, 2008)
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Spice Girls

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Delete	Stop Right Now -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:02, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Let's let someone start this again. We can do better than this. Oh, baby was the best looking one you know, but obviously Geri had the best, er... Smile. :-) MrN  Fork you! 03:12, Feb 10 Ix-nay. Keep that hot pic though. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 03:13 10 Feb, 2008) Kerkill per SysRq. --Dexter111344 03:16, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Gabba

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Delete	Gabba Gabba Nay -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:52, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Pants. MrN  Fork you! 03:05, Feb 10 No reference to "I Wanna Kiss Myself?" Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 03:13 10 Feb, 2008) Kerkill When I saw the monkey with the gun I thought "This could be great!", but I was left severely disappointed. --Dexter111344 03:21, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Keokuk

Keep
Delete	Vantastic -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:18, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 02:24 10 Feb, 2008) Delete I don't think it will be missed. MrN  Fork you! 03:17, Feb 10 Kerkill Zombiebaron! The only one who uses the VFD3 template! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Dexter111344 (talk • contribs) 03:23, 10 February 2008 (UTC) I also used to use {{vanity2}}. Not anymore though. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:28, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Prince Albert, Saskatchewan

Keep
Delete	Ix-nay. Get it out of here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:55 9 Feb, 2008) Delete Not worth saving. MrN  Fork you! 00:11, Feb 10 Delete Sigh, every time a page with an Oscar Wilde quote gets deleted, Oscar Wilde goes down on Special:Mostlinked. Eventually, our dear Oscar will fade into obscurity. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 01:38, Feb. 10, 2008 I thought that was the goal of VFD. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 02:31 10 Feb, 2008) Kerkill And don't worry Kip. For every Oscar Wilde mention removed, two more shall rise to take its place. --Dexter111344 03:33, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Peedu

Keep	Weak keep Something is telling me to vote keep. I laughed a little. --Dexter111344 03:42, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	What is that you say? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:15, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Wha? Might be good if I had any idea what it is about... or might not. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. If anyone can explain what the hell this is on about then I may look at it again and reconsider, but as far as I can see this is daft, random crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:23, 8 February 2008 (UTC) by outlaw. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:52, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
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I don't believe I know you

Keep	Strong keep, I like this. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:23, Feb 8 Keep. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:29, 08 Feb 2008 STRONG Keep I like it, too! Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:52, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keeper. --Dexter111344 03:32, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Made me smile. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:03, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Golden. And clearly, VI, this is more than one line. Quit bitching. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:14 8 Feb, 2008) Strongest keep possible. If Codeine gets Mr. Winkler, then I get this. Y'see, this is at least funny. —Hinoa talk.kun 23:06, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Not a one liner. It's pretty amusing. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:58, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Hithereto unknown depths -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:21, 8 February 2008 (UTC) No. -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 02:55, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs. If you guys say so. Someone please slap a picture on it though if its staying. --THINKER 16:47, 8 February 2008 (UTC) I'll find something for it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:14 8 Feb, 2008)

Eesintastetneust

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Delete	Delete. What with all these contentious self referential doofers around here, I thought I'd present this. It's random, it's stupid, it's short, it's got a piss poor list at the end - surely this is an easy one? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 23:27, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Ayup. —Hinoa talk.kun 00:00, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:06 9 Feb, 2008) Oh dear Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:42, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:44, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 00:53, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Kill it with fire.--Gage 01:46, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
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Bo

Keep
Delete	Delete: Not very funny, poorly wikified, and possibly mild vanity. --Pentium5dot1 21:05, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay this cruft. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:10 8 Feb, 2008) Kerkill I know a guy named Bo. I don't like him. --Dexter111344 21:34, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. - with fire.--Gage 21:52, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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UnNews:Dumbledore Returns from Vacation; Brings Lawsuit Against Rowling

Keep
Delete	Delete - This is just terrible. Absolutely terrible.--Gage 05:34, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. Too soon dude, it's just been created. QVFD or ICU it. In fact, I think I'll ICU it now. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:27, 8 February 2008 (UTC) And closed. Thanks for playing, though! —Hinoa talk.kun 22:51, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Barack Obama

Keep	Keep. Has potential, in my opinion, and is worth keeping. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 03:55, Feb 8 Keep Come on, this was on VFH recently. I read it just a couple days ago and it was not anywhere near deletable. Best solution: Go back to the good version and semilock it. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:16, Feb. 8, 2008 Keep to Kip So this has just been vandalized? Revert to the good version Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Keep. Hilarious. even though I'm voting for Obama I can appreciate a well-written article that promots the lie that he has no concrete positions. SteveSims 10:15, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Per Kip. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:25, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Strong Ron Paul --THINKER 16:41, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Berry keepable. Get it? I said berry! Anyone? No one? ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:14 8 Feb, 2008)
Delete	Thou art not my pigeon -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:42, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Until stupid IP's lose interest or until someone rewrites it. I'm sure anyone whom wishes to do so could without using any of the crap here. I can't be bothered to go through and see if there is a good version. --Dexter111344 03:48, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment If it gets kept, I'll go back and clean up the crap, put it in my watchlist, and request a semilock. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:26, Feb. 8, 2008 I'll seconded that. --Dexter111344 14:44, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kept And Protected - It's all Kip's fault. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:28, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Game 2

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Delete	Delete Are you game too? This has been around for ages, and it's never been good. MrN  Fork you! 01:52, Feb 8 Kerkill Not really funny. --Dexter111344 03:50, 8 February 2008 (UTC) FAIL! Lame list Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. Short. Listy. Dull. Get rid. You know it makes sense. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:58, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Koala Lampur

Keep
Delete	Delete One of the more random Koala Lampur related articles one might care to read. MrN  Fork you! 00:27, Feb 8 Kerkill Australian crap? --Dexter111344 04:00, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Strewth! pathetic article Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. Short and unfunny. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:55, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Ultra Jesus

Keep
Delete	Delete Ultra Jesus, whilst better than many a Jesus, isn't a good Jesus. All Jesus's smell mAttlobster. (hello) 00:07, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill The only Jesus page I like is Black Jesus. The rest can be done away with, especially this Jesus. Bruce Allen... --Dexter111344 00:19, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Christcruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:32, Feb. 8, 2008 Delete. Random, and really quite poor. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:54, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Monkeypox

Keep
Delete	Delete Poxy article. MrN  Fork you! 00:00, Feb 8 Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:02 8 Feb, 2008) Kerkill We're not Wikipedia's dump. Not yet, anyway... --Dexter111344 03:52, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:33, Feb. 8, 2008 DIE! I thought we were sending our rubbish to Wikipedia? Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. Oh dear. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:32, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Non-player character

Keep
Delete	Delete A stub with non playing character. MrN  Fork you! 23:33, Feb 7 Ix-nay por favor. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:38 7 Feb, 2008) CruftHuff - Unfunny stub --Slavemaster2 23:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:58, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:36, Feb. 8, 2008 Delete. Short and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:27, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Eurostat

Keep
Delete	Delete Unfunny stub. MrN  Fork you! 22:27, Feb 7 Delete. What the heck? Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 00:15, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I don't get it, either... --Dexter111344 03:54, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:34, Feb. 8, 2008 Delete. Short, listy and really pointless. Just like many Eurocrats, actually. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:21, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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MkScrGUpDwn

Keep	Week Could use a slight expansion and a place on the keyboard template, but I think it's alright enough to save. --THINKER 18:54, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Reallyreallyweakkeep as per Thinker. It's terrible, but just not terrible enough to be deleted. Leave it and see what someone else can do with it. That is, someone that isn't me. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 23:15 3 Feb, 2008) Reallyreallyreallyweakkeep Someone could possibly maybe perhaps slightly use this as the possible basis of a future rewrite. Plus it didn't have Jesus or Chuck Norris - that's always good. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Just Needs Love This article needs to be linked somehow with the rest of the Key Series. This seems to be one of the better parts of it. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:58, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Short, poor, random. MrN  Fork you! 18:30, Feb 3 Kerkill --Dexter111344 18:31, 3 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. I was surprised to see that the letters actually stood for something, and not a half-bad joke either, but the article is dreadful. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 04:48, 4 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny stub, as far as I can see. Making your boss's screen go upside down while he's out of the office - particularly if he hasn't a clue how to fix it - is much betterer. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:21, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:34, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Bizarro Jesus

Keep	Keep. It's amusing. I like it. Granted, I'm biased, what with me being Bizarro Mr9000 and all. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 05:58, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Superweak Keep Read it again and saw the attraction, while it is mostly crappy lists it had its (very rare) moments. Just scrapes above VFD. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Weak Superkeep ONLY if someone cleans it up. The Dip has spoken. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:02, Feb. 6, 2008 Keep. This really isn't that bad. I don't see why the rest of you don't like it, besides the giant lists. May not be laugh-out-loud funny, but it remains at least humorous and parodies Jesus well. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:11, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's not that bad... Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 00:34, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. It's not the beast it was when nomed. MrN  Fork you! 00:59, Feb 8 Take Bizarro Jesus off the deletion crucifix Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:50, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete DJ Irreverent left this mess in the Lounge. Poor ol Jesus has been getting a right pasting of late. I mean Jezz. This one is mostly random lists. MrN  Fork you! 03:15, Feb 6 MrN  Fork you! 00:59, Feb 8 Kerkill Long, stupid lists, a stupid quote section, plus an inverted colour picture of Jesus. I miss anything? --Dexter111344 04:06, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Out Crayons? --DyslexicRetard 13:50, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Huff - WAY too listy (and not very funny either) --Slavemaster2 22:19, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abstain. If it is kept, it needs a big tidy up. Consider this a very weak keep if someone actually agrees to do that. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:40, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Abs. per UU --THINKER 17:06, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Someone cleaned it up a bit I think.Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Comment. Nomination withdrawn. MadMax 07:52, 8 February 2008 (UTC)

Lynn, Massachusetts

Keep
Delete	CruftHuff - Towncruft --Slavemaster2 23:47, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete He's not Lying. MrN  Fork you! 23:51, Feb 7 Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 00:02 8 Feb, 2008) Bad I've been to Lynn, and it doesn't deserve this being done to it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:51, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Robosexual

Keep
Delete	Delete Another one to stub out. MrN  Fork you! 22:32, Feb 7 Ix-nay. Only one or two clever moments. The rest was crap. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:52 7 Feb, 2008) CruftHuff - Unfunny stub --Slavemaster2 23:59, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 00:13, 8 February 2008 (UTC)
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Spike

Keep
Delete	Delete Nothing to it. MrN  Fork you! 22:42, Feb 7 Ix-nay. No thanks. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:53 7 Feb, 2008) ...dies -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:53, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I'm now being called Psycho Spike by this one dude at school... Because of my being psycho plus me spiking my hair up as of late. --Dexter111344 23:12, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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Wayne Rooney

Keep
Delete	Huff - I know who Wayne Rooney is (he is a famous soccer player), and he deserves a better article than this --Slavemaster2 22:11, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - It's constantly vandalized by IPs, and I can never tell which is vandalism and which is legitimate content. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:16, Feb 7 Kerkill Goodbye Wayne! --Dexter111344 22:34, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Splat -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:40, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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Men Beahaving badly

Keep
Delete	Delete We can do better than this me thinks... (Oh, it's a British show, good one at that) MrN  Fork you! 22:06, Feb 7 Huff - Poor little stub --Slavemaster2 22:13, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Nowhere near enough telephone appreciation episodes. --Dexter111344 22:30, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. The author of this article needs to beahave. I should grammarsteeq him. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:56 7 Feb, 2008)
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Antarctic Ocean

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Delete	Delete huh? --THINKER 20:38, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Burp. MrN  Fork you! 21:06, Feb 7 Zombiebaron. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:10 7 Feb, 2008) Kerkill --Dexter111344 22:13, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Huff - When there is nearly as many red links as active ones, there is something wrong. --Slavemaster2 22:14, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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Alfonzo Creative

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Delete	Delete or POTF, because I don't see it. --THINKER 20:30, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete /me Blinks a few times... MrN  Fork you! 20:38, Feb 7 Kerkill --Dexter111344 22:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC) What? Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:18, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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Daughtry

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Delete	Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:22, Feb. 7, 2008 Delete Not actually written by an idiot, but it's bad. MrN  Fork you! 20:36, Feb 7 Ix-nay. Not an idiot? He linked everything to Wikipedia. Anyone who links to Wikipedia is obviously an idiot. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:24 7 Feb, 2008) CruftHuff Unfunny bandcruft --Slavemaster2 22:17, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 22:32, 7 February 2008 (UTC) No. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:16, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	SysRq, that's true. MrN  Fork you! 21:31, Feb 7 Thems is internal links to the Wikipedia article. I'm talking about external links to articles on Wikipedia. Talk about R-Tard. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 22:16 7 Feb, 2008)

Ring

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Delete	Delete Redirect to Ass? Maybe not... Can't see anything worth keeping. MrN  Fork you! 20:52, Feb 7 Delete - Terrible.--Gage 20:59, 7 February 2008 (UTC) I don't get it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 21:02 7 Feb, 2008) Delete. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 21:12, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:35, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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An article that contains nothing but a full stop

Keep	Keep - Although better fit for Illogicopedia, it does have some classic jokes associated with it. Like Talk:Euroipods, a lot of humor comes from comments on the talk page. (My favorite being the Pee Review.) We have a spin-off to it, though you'll notice it might look familiar. There's also a reference on HowTo:Get banned about linking every period in an article to it. Also, as the late SmackBot pointed out, it's been edited a lot of times for a rediculously short article, a fact referenced in the "Did You Know..." archives. So yes, I say it has a good point to stay. Period. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:22, Feb. 7, 2008 Keep. I kinda like it, and the extras associated with it are good, and require its continued existence. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:05, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. A staple of Uncyclopedia's self-reference article vault. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:03, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. This is one of those where when someone creates a really short article with some daft idea based on it being short, we can say "Nope, sorry, we already have the ultimate article like that, so yours gets deleted." MrN  Fork you! 20:07, Feb 7 Keep, duh. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 20:39, 07 Feb 2008 Keep Ineligible cause of in-joke status. And I like it's honesty. --Dexter111344 20:48, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	This is not humour. It is a "." on a page. I'd have huffed it straight-up, but I feel that some people would start TPing my house if I did. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:18, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs. though I am systematically opposed to this sort of thing, isn't this one of those Uncyc institutions/epic in-jokes or something? --THINKER 17:01, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Yes. Talk page has Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:02, Feb. 7, 2008 Kept, although, I'm also of the belief that Zombiebaron is an Uncyclopedia in-joke, and is therefore immune to all critisim, for the record. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:59, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Melinda Doolittle

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Delete	Doolete - Unlike when she was on American Idol, I'm now voting for her to leave. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:09, Feb. 7, 2008 Delete. Short, random, unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:00, 7 February 2008 (UTC) 'lete --THINKER 17:02, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Did she win on American Idol? I'm guessing not cause I've never heard of her. --Dexter111344 21:06, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 21:34, Feb 7
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Knut Hamsun

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Delete	Delete. - Uhh...What? (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 7, 07:44 Delete. If you know nothing about the man, it's a jumbled and confusing mess. If you know something about him, it's a jumbled and confusing mess about a bloke you've heard of. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:13, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. What a Hansom Knut he was though. MrN  Fork you! 11:11, Feb 7 Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:36, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs. I don't know why, but there is something about this article leaning me towards keep. Just not far enough. --THINKER 17:04, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Adam Smith

Keep	Keep "Adam Smith was a Scottish economist" if you believe what they say: [1]. It's not awesome, but it's a keeper I think. MrN  Fork you! 21:33, Feb 4 Keep. Notable, and not a travesty of a page. It could use some work, maybe, but not deletion. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:28, 5 February 2008 (UTC) Speedy Keep, smack nominator around a bit with an invisible hand —Hinoa talk.kun 00:38, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Speedy Keep Per Hinoa. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 07:43, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Keep and work up a little. Parsat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 21:46, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Kreep Not VFH at all, but not VFD either. An average article. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
Delete	Who? --Slavemaster2 18:20, 4 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 22:36, 4 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Slavemaster2, I am going to fistfuck you with the invisible hand of the market if you call "vanity" on one of History's 50 Most Important Men again. Kept. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:02, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

HowTo:Sit through a loading screen

Keep	What? Strong Keep I've always liked this. Maybe have the text that says now loading link to an actual page that someone could write. Y'know, I Might get off my lazy ass for this one. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:25, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Brings back fond memories of saying "That was so funny I forgot to laugh". When I was 8. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:22, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Yeah, that's pretty stupid. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:37, Feb. 7, 2008 Concept with out conception. --THINKER 17:00, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 17:00, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete I saw this one and it was way worse than others like this. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 18:57, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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True theorem of the universe

Keep	Weakeep Better than a lot of other junk that gets put here. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
Delete	Ix-nay. The only funny part of this article is the end of it. Then again, even that part isn't as funny without THIS. So I guess I'm making it funny by nominating it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:44 6 Feb, 2008) Delete MrN  Fork you! 21:22, Feb 6 Out --DyslexicRetard 01:07, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill That last paragraph did make me laugh, though. --Dexter111344 03:58, 7 February 2008 (UTC) POTF DJ Irrevent. --THINKER 17:04, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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That Woman from a Trailer Park

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Delete	Delete. Let's park a huff on the woman. Trails of very quickly. MrN  Fork you! 20:12, Feb 6 Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:44 6 Feb, 2008) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:44, Feb. 7, 2008 Delete. Short and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 16:58, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete --THINKER 17:06, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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Leader of France

Keep	Keep. It's not that terrible. It's just stubby and needs expansion. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:42 6 Feb, 2008) Keep I was going to vote delete because, come one, it's like two sentences and some lists, but SysRq's compelling argument changed my mind. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:01, Feb. 7, 2008
Delete	Delete. Calling this an article would lead any Frenchman to... oh, think this message is longer then the article now. Short, not funny stub. MrN  Fork you! 19:47, Feb 6 Kerkill --Dexter111344 23:49, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Uh, pointless. And short. And listy, for something so short. It's not even a good idea. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:37, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
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McFish

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Delete	Delete. Short, not funny stub. MrN  Fork you! 19:41, Feb 6 Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 20:42 6 Feb, 2008) Kerkill I don't like most religious jokes... --Dexter111344 21:11, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. I've just worked out why I spend so much time on VFD. It's because short, uninspired, terminally unfunny crap like this really makes you appreciate it when you go to VFH and read something decent! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:35, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Woo-Fucking-Hoo A pathetic swipe at Clinton - Hillroy-Lemon McFish - learn to spell Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete I'll tell you why I come to VFD: Lame articles are laugh sundaes, and comments from Under user are the cherries. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:04, Feb. 7, 2008
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Harlan Ellison

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Delete	Delete. Short, not funny stub. MrN  Fork you! 19:37, Feb 6 Who? - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:21, Feb 6 I think they were/are a writer of some description. Not one of your quality, I'm sure Led. :-) MrN  Fork you! 20:29, Feb 6 Kerkill Yeah Led. This guy actually gets/got paid for his work. --Dexter111344 21:10, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, unfunny and pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 09:32, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Harlan deserves better than this. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:37, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:46, Feb. 7, 2008 Delete Wha? Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
Comments	Comment: Sorry Dexter, whadja say? All I heard was "Gee Led, you sure are great." Actually, that's all I ever hear now, whether anyone is actually saying it or not. That and that song that's stuck in my head. /me hums along.... you're so vain....you prob'ly think this song is about you... - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:22, Feb 6 It's okay. We all know that song is about Mike Gravel. Or Mike Hunt. I forget which. --Dexter111344 23:46, 6 February 2008 (UTC) "Who?" Really? Good god, man! It's Harlan friggin' Ellison! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:37, 7 February 2008 (UTC)

Piggy banks

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Delete	Delete. OK, it's rambly, random, and a pain in the arse to read. It's also not funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 14:59, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. I counted too many Jesus/Bush/other common noob characters. Autokill. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEEING • HP • BFF (@ 15:31 6 Feb, 2008) Delete It can go. MrN  Fork you! 19:29, Feb 6 Kerkill --Dexter111344 21:08, 6 February 2008 (UTC)
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Jesus Hendrix

Keep	Weak Keep I actually found it funny. Needs a fixin' -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:04, Feb. 6, 2008
Delete	Delete DJ Irreverent left this mess in the Lounge. Nothing worth keeping here that I could detect either. MrN  Fork you! 03:09, Feb 6 Kerkill I'm resisting making those two pictures thumbs. --Dexter111344 04:04, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Didn't find it funny. It's just a daft idea badly done as far as I can see. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 10:36, 6 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Unfunny stub --Slavemaster2 19:39, 6 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Unfunny stub, had a decent picture though Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
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Twechar

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Delete	Delete Random town stub. MrN  Fork you! 19:03, Feb 4 Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:20, 5 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Dull little towncruft stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH | GUN | Natter | Uh oh | Pee 12:13, 5 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Twechar is the poor man's Glasglow. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:07, Feb. 7, 2008
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