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I don't believe I know you

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Hey, you there. I see you there in the middle of this dimly lit street.
You're in the shadows, I see, but you've been following me for quite a while.



Hey, come on

Why don't you come into the glow of the streetlight? Is there something you don't want me to see?
I'd like to know who you are and why you're so interested in my whereabouts.




Ah, here you come

Ah, yes. I see you coming towards me now. I see that you are quite an interesting fellow,
but I'll never judge a book by its cover. I like your coat. It's very stylish.




Hey... wait...

H- hey, what are you doing? Is that a knife? Wait, what did I do to you? Did I say something?
Oh SHIT! Oh God, OH GOD. LEAVE ME ALONE. POLICE! POLICE! HELP! ANYONE HELP! I AM TOO YOUNG TO DIE!




No, NO!

DON'T HURT ME! PLEASE! DON'T HURT ME! AAAAAAAAA! AAAAHH... ahh. ah... *thud*






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