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Jesus

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So you want to learn more about Jesus?

Here is a list of the various interpretations and related personages attributed to Jesus. Further information can be found by visiting some of the places frequented by Jesus: Israel, the houses of tax collectors, big open fields, Heaven, and the southeastern US (proving that He could walk on swampland as easily as on water).

Original Jesus was said to be emo.
This is evident from his self harming, which can be seen on his hands and feet
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This is a disambiguation page. This page could refer to anything on the list, or it could refer to Tom Jones. Dr Who knows?