O.B.A.M.A.
Not to be confused with the former President, O.B.A.M.A. is an acronym that black market street vendors use to refer to a cool drink made from the following ingredients: Onionin, Bananadine, Appaline, Mushroomium and Asbestos. It's essentially "purple drank" (lean), but brown.
Recipe[edit]
Although it can be found naturally flowing from the Obama Springs in the Obamagate Monastery, it can be easily replicated with just 5 ingredients.
- 25g Onionin
- 25g Bananadine
- 500ml Appaline (apple juice)
- 25g Mushroomium
- 10g Asbestos, for flavor
All of the ingredients need to be added to the apple juice, stirring for about 4.20 minutes.
Early experiments did not include asbestos, but its inclusion helped with improving the taste. Some argue that the burning car tyre undertones were caused by hippies making tyre shakes in the same container beforehand.
Uses[edit]
The user can drink it as is, or freeze it to make a Slushee. The main user demographic is humans, hippies, and troglodytes.
Other popular uses for O.B.A.M.A. include, but not limited to:
- Pouring it on unsuspecting pedestrians
- Watering plants (although disputed, as plants usually die afterwards)
- Using it as an antifreeze substitute (doesn't work; you can still try though)
- Pranking people by making them drink it, and then shouting "bad trip"
Side-effects[edit]
Eyewitness testimonies state that O.B.A.M.A. users start to violently spin, and piss, creating a pissnado. At least passers by will stay hydrated in the meantime.
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