Basiliscus

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Emperor Basiliscus and wife Empress Zenonis. Their gloomy look is justified when you read what happened to them.

The brief reign of Emperor Basiliscus is a warning to never trust an ambitious brother-in-law. This particular ruler was a pompous arse who managed to lose a fleet, an army, his throne and eventually his life in a rapid cycle of events in the collapsing Roman World of the 5th century.

Origins[edit]

Basiliscus was the younger brother of Empress Verina who had married the Eastern Roman Emperor Leo I (457-474). His name means 'Little King' which suggests more a nickname than a given one. Later on Basiliscus liked to call himself 'Flavius' as well to boost his ego[1].

Being the brother-in-law of the emperor thrust Basiliscus into the palace feuds and intrigues at court. He seems to have followed Leo pretty faithfully. A few military commissions came his way until 'the big one' was offered. Basiliscus was to lead a co-imperial military force comprising of Western Romans and Eastern Romans against the Vandal king Genseric.

468[edit]

Roman matchwood

In 468 Basiliscus lead the armada out of Constantinople in the direction of Carthage. The army made a successful landing near Carthage and started to look for the Vandals. Though the Western Romans didn't turn up due to the assassination of their leader, Basiliscus still had sufficient forces to crush the Vandals. But then he appeared to hesitate and waited. The other commanders urged a quick march on Carthage. Basiliscus refused, hinting he was in 'negotiations with the them'.

The East Roman fleet meantime was anchored awaiting orders when a few nights later a vast fleet of burning ships were seen heading their way. The Roman ships went up like Roman candles whilst in the confusion, a Vandal army sneaked out of Carthage and attacked Basiliscus's army. It was a complete rout. Basiliscus got away but many didn't. For Gaiseric it was another victory for him and his Vandals.

In Disgrace[edit]

Empress Verina: 'I'm ready for my coin portrait.'

Basiliscus ship eventually returned home. The Romans wanted to see him lynched, castrated and whipped for the failure against the Vandals. Empress Verina intervened to protect her brother. He was allowed to live but given no military command and essentially left a prisoner inside the Imperial palace.

Rome's gone to pot. Let's dance!

Emperor Leo was upset to see the loss of his fleet but he was also happy to see Basiliscus receive a serious down grade. This benefitted another member of Leo I's family, namely Zeno. Basiliscus was placed in charge of the privy chambers (i.e. the shit houses).

Family disputes[edit]

In January 474 Emperor Leo I died. His grandson (and Basiliscus's great nephew) Leo II succeeded as the new ruler. The very young emperor's father Zeno (him again) and mother Ariadne were initially sidelined by the Dowager Empress Verina but within a few weeks Zeno became co-emperor and it was Verina's fate to be shut out of power. She wanted revenge and recruited her brother to 'make trouble'.

In the November of 474 Leo II died suddenly which meant Zeno was now sole emperor. The Constantinople Mob considered Zeno an interloper and wanted a 'true Roman' as their emperor. In a rapid change of fortune, Zeno quickly found himself friendless and took the heroic option. He did a runner from his own capital in January 475 and scarpered all the way back to his home country of Isauria in Asia Minor. An alliance of Verina, her lover Patricius, her pet Goth Theodoric the Squinter, her general Illus and the blood brother turd called Basilicus had won. Verina cajoled everyone within earshot to make her boyfriend emperor but the Constantinople Senate chose Basiliscus. Why???

Emperor[edit]

Emperor Basiliscus on one side and a beefy angel on the other side holding a dirty great crucifix.

Basiliscus's promotion as Emperor just shows that being a colossal failure is no barrier to success. In a show of ingratitude (considering Verina had saved his hide earlier), he had her lover Patricius executed. Verina was sent into exile.

So far, so brutal but worse was to come. Basiliscus stirred up anti-Isaurian feeling so high that a massacre was instigated against them in Constantinople. This rather stupid act alienated the Isaurians like Illus who had helped to depose Zeno. Ilus now switched sides.

Closer to home, Basiliscus's new 'right hand man' was his nephew Armatus. He was a German barbarian, brother of Odoacer who was to depose Western Roman Emperor Romulus Augustulus in 476. Armatus was a chancer was very much like his uncle. He was also a creep who decided to name his own son 'Basiliscus' in honour of his patron and at the same time, carried on an affair with Empress Zenonis under the emperor's long nose.

Then, unwisely, Basiliscus got involved in a religious dispute. He was a Monophysite Christian (Jesus was all God and nothing else) whereas the local church was Nicene Orthodox (the Trinitarian God-in-Three-Roles doctrine.) This religious argument further reduced Basiliscus's support. He then topped this with insulting his Goth general Theodoric the Squinter.

A major fire in Constantinople was blamed on the emperor personally - and religiously. Zeno and Illus returned to the imperial capital with an army and were let in by friends with keys. Basiliscus - deserted by all his allies - pleaded for mercy with a full on grovel.

Starvation[edit]

Basiliscus about to be dropped into a water tank

Zeno had agreed to not execute Basiliscus but made no provision to see the fallen idiot or his family got fed. In an act of quite grotesque brutality, Zeno had Basiliscus, Zenonis and their young son Marcus dropped into an empty cistern in Cappodocia without food or water. It was sealed and only reopened when the smell of death a few weeks later indicated the inhabitants of this makeshift prison were dead. For that act of barbarism Zeno...got a full pass.

The Lizard King[edit]

Jimmy

Jim Morrison was known as the 'Lizard King'..i.e. 'Basiliscus'. I have the tattoo to prove it.

References[edit]

  1. Flavius is a call back on past emperors like Vespasian and Constantine the Great's family. It was supposed to summon up a 'manliness' meaning


Preceded by:
Zeno
Roman Emperor
475-476
Succeeded by:
Zeno (in the East)