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Long-eared jerboa

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  • Delete. This was ICU'd with the explanation "Needs coherence." Instead, the author added additional incoherence. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:33, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:42, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. funny animal though. --Mn-z 16:57, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I worry about the orphaned images. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:26, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I saw them a couple of times while wandering in the vast Egyptian deserts looking for water to survive. Delicious, I tell you —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 13:08 October 9 '09
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Lemming Sunday

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News (video game)

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  • Delete This script has had a whopping 4 edits, three of which are from 2005. And someone more familiar with the BBC can correct me if I'm wrong, but it's also totally pointless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:52, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 05:17, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:28, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I'm familiar with the BBC, and yes, it is totally pointless. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:29, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete There's no mention of the BBC is there? Only former ITV newsreader Sir Trev. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:32, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Fox News H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete It's all a bunch of Republican bashing! It's like NBC or President Obama wrote it!--Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. Fox tv logo-med-small 1.jpg --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Can't believe 'notable' is being used as a reason again. This is unfunny crap. Love the way some people see Obama as left-wing. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:38, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • D'leet. Clean the slate. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:24, Oct 5
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:02, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:00, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. There's nothing funny here. As far as I can tell, this is a bunch of IPs making political points sarcastically. I'm curious what Socky found funny, since I didn't read any lines that I could even conceive of anyone laughing at. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:53, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This is too angry and self-assured to be funny. But conservatives and Fox are not above ridicule, if done cleverly, and Fox merits an article. Spıke Ѧ  02:28, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Just watched clips of Fox News on Youtube. Amazing!!! What a shambles! How is this happening? Love it, just no attempt at compency at all. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:36, October 9, 2009 (UTC)

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🔒 MegaTexas H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep|| I quite like it. --Geoffsebesta 02:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Conditional keep. OK, having had my answer (see Geoff's talk page), I'm happy to vote "keep" on the grounds that Geoff's here, can work more on it, and it's coherent. It's not that funny, and could do with a couple more jokes to justify its existence on a comedy website, but considering some of the crap we've kept (we're keeping the Jack Bauer facts, it seems, and that drivel on iCarly springs to mind) we should allow Geoff to keep this. I'd strongly recommend pruning it a bit though, Geoff, and getting rid of a whole bunch of those red links. Deal? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Under user (talk • contribs)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Strategic keep ok, basically per U.U. And, following the example of iCarly, I wasted put alot of time into fixing that in userspace after it was deleted, which I could have spend doing more useful tasks. And, there was some problems with the content being "uncontained" (i.e. moving into other articles) after it was deleted. --Mn-z 17:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep A billion times better than Jack Bauer Facts which is being kept. At least someone tried. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:52, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. GiratinaOriginForme.png |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Giratina CUN|IC Kill Don't be fooled. I'm an Aussie too. | 04:51, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete fictional state. Quite random. --Mn-z 16:39, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 16:53, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Stupid shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:38, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • lolno. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:12, Oct 5
  • Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Not because I want it deleted so much as I want to scare Geoff into improving it when he sees how close the vote is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:47, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Userfy. I've got nothing against Geoff working on this, but can't he do it in userspace? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:32, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fire it into userspace It seems to be one of those user made sagas that is so involved and long it makes no sense to anyone who didn't write it. If it's bordering on vanity it shouldn't really be in mainspace. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 15:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment: not voting yet, on the one hand Geoff seems active and to take pride in this page. It is coherent, and I'd vote "keep" with a few provisos normally. But there's a suspicion of vanity (check the external links at the bottom) so I'm asking him to explain. I'll vote when I have his response. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:06, Oct 5

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🔒 HowTo:Take Over The World H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There is potential here, I think a rewrite rather than deletion would be best. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:59, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. As above, article just needs some help. Consider moving to UN:ICU? --WackoMcGoose 21:55, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Not bad enough. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:30, 4 October 2009
  • Keep --Docile hippopotamus 05:48, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. It's a good idea, it's coherent, and there is, as Chief says, potential. Maybe the original author won't expand it, but with a {{rewrite}} tag, someone else may pick it up. That's how I found that Supervillain HowTo I rewrote. Tag it, see what happens. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 18:01, Oct 8
  • Rerite per UU —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 12:56 October 9 '09
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A brilliant title that can cover dozens of conspiracy or supervillain clichés, there's honestly a dozen good directions you could go with this. Somehow the direction they DID go with this is four boring lists and very little world overtaking.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:30, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 15:32, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Tinseltown Rebellion. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 20:37, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill per Count. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:45, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • D'leet per Dex. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:11, Oct 5
  • Delete This is just all over the shop. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. This was written over two years ago by an editor who made one edit to Uncyclopedia - which was writing this article. Therefore, its chance of improvement seems incredibly low. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:36, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Megadeth/Discography H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. That someone was me. It might stop people vandalising the article, the anonymous user in question was thinking about expanding it, and it's harmless as a sub-page of the main article. If this was all there was of the main article, then I'd vote delete. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:51, Oct 8
  • Weak Keep I sort of agree. It's kind of like an even crappier version of the Chuck Norris subpages. I have a little faith it'll get better and a bit more faith it'll get longer, and at the very least, we can point to it to get IPs to shut up about how the old article was better. --monika 17:59, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. per U.U. --Mn-z 18:51, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Okay, if UU wants it, I have to admit it's awfully harmless. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 18:56, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep. Piss smells... But who's sniffing" is enough for me.. Also, harmless subpage • FreddAin't Dedd • Flag of Egypt.png • Foxicon.png • 19:07 October 8 '09
  • Keep. Per UU. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:55, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete. When Megadeth underwent a complete rewrite (and was later featured), some anonymous user came into the talk page and insisted that it was better the old way. As a consequence, someone restored the old discography to this sub-page. Am I the only one who thinks it's a complete waste of electrons? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 16:37, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Is it any funnier if you know the names of the real songs? --ChiefjusticeDS 16:43, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. rouge listcruft. --Mn-z 16:57, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Playing cards

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A-1 Steak Sauce

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  • Keep. You don't like lists, delete the list. (Delete all lists of things that are better/worse than something else, 'cause random is not very funny and invites Tweeters.) Other than that, it's serviceable, clever, and a quirky take on a well-known product. Spıke Ѧ  02:20, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listy, Balmercentric junk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:50, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Meh. I really liked the line "(see above, just in case you read from the bottom of the page and work your way up)", but it's not enough to save it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:10, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. not anything worth saving. --Mn-z 05:24, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 14:27, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Alness

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Unintelligible and a personal attack magnet. –Flashfreez 22:44, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • I fucking hate this kind of page. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:01, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 23:11, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. villagecruft. And I see more than a little cyberbulling on it. On a related note, is it actually possible to write a funny article about a town no one knows about? --Mn-z 05:23, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Munster Settlesack

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dear old men with Alzheimer's, please stop writing rambling stories about fake people while intermittently throwing in sentences strung together from random words. Sincerely---Count of Monkey Crisco 10:58, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 15:08, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Not enough coherence to justify keeping this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:09, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Lame. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:53, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Nah • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:07, Oct 5
  • Deserves to be put out with the empties. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 22:12, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unloved oddity. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 17:56, Oct 8
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Baby Impressionism

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Number bases/Template:NB

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🔒 George Frederic Handel H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Delete. There are other versions in the history, but none are worthy of keeping, IMHO. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:08, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Make like a dalek with this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:12, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Erection Monster

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Egglican Church

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  • Delete. Due to an unfortunate series of events including Under user getting laid, this escaped deletion once. Let's not get fooled again. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A horrible random mess. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's a funny way to express your egg fetish, but not ha-ha funny, just the awkward sort of funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:39, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 22:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:17, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Dunfermline

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Captain Murphy

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Art of Teaching

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ballarat

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Combo Delete from the Australia template. Sample of text:As Black Jesus fell, Deadpool arrived on a scooter and ate half of Black Jesus' children. Thankfully, Zeus turned up from a fighting class hosted by Danny DeVito and shoved a lightning bolt up the Anti-Christ's ass just seconds before Universal Apocalypse, the force from the lightning bolt combined with the mutant DNA and turned him into Tom Jones. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:40, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. What they said. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • I don't even have to look at it now. Holy shit. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 15:05, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Needs more Kanye. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:20, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Delta Goodrem

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Emo War

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No links, boring, another ho-hum retelling of the sole emo joke officially acknowledged by HTBFANJS as stale. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 06:15, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That is a borderline one, I would have said keep, had the concept not been overused to the extent that it has been. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:11, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • "Note:It's Spelled M-E-T-A-L-L-I-C-A Dumbass.You can shove that extra T up your ass." --Some Inbred Redneck Piece of Shit 15:10, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Oh, for Christ's sake. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:28, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • An insult to the memory of the late Commander John fuckConformityICanDrawDemonsIfIWantToBitch --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 23:39, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete per Hyperbole. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Fucking stupid

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  • Isn't it already deleted?[/zh] 08:43 October 7

List of British Monarchs

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🔒 Jack Bauer Facts H T D

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  • Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 4 October 2009
  • Keep.Just because a few people don't like CN or JB jokes is no excuse to delete a genuine article about a list in a genre of humor that many other people like. If you don't like JB jokes that sounds like a personal problem. Not reason to spoil other people's happiness! If you don't like it, then don't read it. But lets be impartial here!--Funnybony 21:52, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep, if only for the terrible, yet hilarious fact placed here: Jack Bauer shot his first girl friend. She was tired of being on the bottom during sex. Jack Bauer never compromises his position. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:33, Oct 5
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. good enough, and I prefer containing this sort of stuff. --Mn-z 02:38, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I swear I already voted on this one.... --ChiefjusticeDS 21:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Cheap Keep It's a cheap sort of humor, but it's not unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:25, October 6, 2009 (UTC)--
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Cheap Keep as per above. [/zh] 08:31 October 7
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  • Delete I'm on a hiding to nothing here but this really is a poor man's Chuck Norris Facts article - and that's very poor indeed. Literally none of it is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:27, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Gag me with a SPOON!!!! --Some fuckin' who-ah 22:52, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Comment. It is really one long list..perhaps Uncyclopedia could just quarantine these articles in their own section..and throw away the key...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:19, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
Uncyclopedia NEEDS a "Fack Bauer Facts" Article, because its a genre of humor liked my millions of people. We shouldn't delete a perfectly fine article simply because it's not our personal taste in humor.--Funnybony 14:43, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Fair enough, this article is being kept. I suppose some of it is so bad it's good (although most of it is just bad). 'Jack Bauer is immune to NOT torturing terrorists'. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:09, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
Right on. dude!!! There are lots of subjects that I don't like in Uncyclopedia, but they NEED to be there for others who DO like the subject. So we need to avoid Prejudice at all costs. K. Sutherland is the highest paid TV actor alive now because he made Jack Bauer, and millions watch him. JB is different that Norris. Chuck is all about round-house kicks and strength, Bauer is all about Torturing Bad guys, giving his word, going dark, and fighting for justice while being chased by BOTH the good guys and the bad guys at the same time Jack's chasing them. He even gets hurt and repeated killed, while Norris could never get killed or hurt. It's really quite a different genre than Chuck Norris jokes, specially for fans and foes of Jack Bauer. Can we take off the flashy delete notice before Jack Bauer finds out!? Thanks.--Funnybony 22:17, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
I feel like I've learnt something - I'm not sure what - but I feel warm. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:27, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Is it alright to remove the scary-as-hell "Delete" flag on Jack Bauer Facts? It was like waking up to an atomic war to see that dreaded flag. Anyway, thanks for mutual respect. You may think that JB jokes are not funny, but I do think they are, and I'm as much a human as you. Anyway, It's a keeper, says Matt. Thanks all.--Funnybony 22:20, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
  • That seems pretty clear-cut: kept. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:43, Oct 7

🔒 Elbridge Gerry H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Some quality, actual topic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:35, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Something can be made of this one, I think. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:14, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. An oddity and probably a keep though how to improve it will be a struggle. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:33, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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  • btw, the total active noms are at only 13 at the time of this nomming. --Mn-z 17:41, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Here over a week, only 6 votes, which are evenly split? Sounds like a keeper to me. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:37, Oct 7

Category:WTFight and its contents

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  • Is this actually something, it looks like orphaned remnants.. --Mn-z 04:48, October 4, 2009 (UTC)

Crystal Kay

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East L.A.

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🔒 Cheeselen H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • lol —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 15:58, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I agree that this is redundant with Wisconsin in many ways but the problem is that, in many ways it's also superior to the Wisconsin article. It has less dead spots, doesn't drag toward the middle and it lacks the utterly craptastic list that Wisconsin has. Improve Wisconsin, incorperate some of the Cheeselen article into it then, and only then, should we delete Cheeselen. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Count of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs)
  • Keep What he said. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:13, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per the Count. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:05, Oct 5
  • Symbol keep vote.svg bandwagon keep and wait for someone to merge it with Wisconsin. --Mn-z 02:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete this is a bit less random than some other made up states, but I think it is redundant with Wisconsin. And the Wisconsin article doesn't need the arcane references to some long since forgotten about in-universe. --Mn-z 05:29, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Now no delete votes, so keepted. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:27, Oct 6

Hippo Sex

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  • Delete Random, weird, boring, but enough about me, this article isn't very good. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. For now making me think about Hippo sperm the next time I eat porridge with golden syrup. Ewww...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:31, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete A polluted stream of conciousness. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:43, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
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Alucard

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  • Delete "He is Dracula spelled backwards". /me stifles hysterical laugh ~Jewriken.GIF 07:44, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I saw this earlier, it needs to go. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:54, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Let's kill this crap with a deserved fearsome prejudice. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:47, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Faggotry. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:01, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I quote:..During the Rent-a-sauce period.. Eh ? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:35, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
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  • For the record, Alucard is a recurring character in the Castlevania franchise, first appearing in Castlevania 3, and is also a character in the Hellsing anime and manga series. This article seems to conflate the two characters. It's not good, but it's not "Let's spell Dracula backwards and then make up random shit", either. Withholding vote for now. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 07:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
    • It appears that wikipedia has a rather long page on the character. --Mn-z 17:40, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Space gorrilas

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  • This article is fucking awful. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:55, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. glancing at it, it doesn't look that bad. But upon reading it, its utter garbage. --Mn-z 03:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete I only had to read the first two paragraphs to come to that conclusion. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Random nonsense -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:28, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. I suspect this is the work of a very young person. In the Planet of the Apes photo you can have a glance of the king, his name is Papshmire, He believes the Statue of Liberty is a demonic mutation of society that stole his bologna sandwich and kicked him in the knee. . Quite. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:39, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
  • DeleteUser:jupiterfox21:39, October 5, 2009 (UTC) yeh,im gonna say delete this.i usually like nonsense like this but this is utter crap.a young person may have written it but seroiusly,it could have been anybody who was bored and just wanted to put crap on this site.
  • Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
  • Delete And keep the Chuck Norris quote...I'm joking....really.... mAttlobster. (hello) 21:49, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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Pieland

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New Louisiana

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🔒 New Somalia H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Kept. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:33, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Roger Ebert

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  • I hated this article. Hated hated hated hated hated this article. Hated it. Saberwolf116 03:00, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 04:55, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Thumbs Down I admit the pics were funny, but the article is poorly written.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:51, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I got to the Adam Sandler link, read the first paragraph or so of Ebert's review of The Waterboy, then decided that he sucks. ADAM SANDLER IS FUCKING AWESOME! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:50, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 16:19, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Must Die! Thumbs down I give it. Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. Fox tv logo-med-small 1.jpg --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:57, Oct 5
  • Delete, as I'm sure even if I knew he was, I would still hate this damp mess. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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United States of Cillit Bang

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  • Delete random and 50% listcruft. --Mn-z 19:35, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. It isn't funny...main problem ! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:21, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • shit --Roman Dog Bird 23:02, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Burn dis • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:27, Oct 5
  • Delete. Random, listy, crap. Plus all things Cillit Bang should die. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:15, Oct 5
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Amerikan Confederacy of Diamonds

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Avoda Zara

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  • Literally means "foreign work". ~Jewriken.GIF 07:57, October 5, 2009 (UTC)

Merlin Manson

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It just need's some THC opps I mean TLC and yea it should be fine. User:Tezza27 (UTC)

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Rainbow (band)

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Part 1: lots of people are gay. Part 2: members of the band keep getting replaced. Part 3: 97 lines of pure, uncut Columbian list. Beware the list!!!--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:45, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 15:16, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Wow! The bands name is Rainbow, so let's make them a GAY band! That's the most obvious and predictable route one can go when writing an article on this excellent band (well, I've only heard the Dio albums (okay just Rising actually), so maybe the rest of their albums suck), and it's totally fucking lame. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 15:21, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Since you been gone, since you been gone, I'm outta my head, can't take it. This article is cack, by the way. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:24, Oct 3
  • Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 16:08, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:11, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif EXTERMINATE!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 4 October 2009
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Calorington

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  • Keep. Though it has redundant links , I don't think it should be deleted . --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:04, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
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Kentucksylvania

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Sixth Reich

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Dash

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dutch mink farmers, laser beam eyes, you know the rest. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:04, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • huh --Roman Dog Bird 01:39, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:37, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Del --Syn 15:39, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 21:08, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
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The Stagihatara

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  • 'Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Decrepit '05 cruft, pooping its drawers, waiting to die.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:40, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Uh huh huh huh huh huh, you said poop. --Butt-head 01:40, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mn-z 04:36, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. What? --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 21:29, Oct 3
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Poser list 2: red, white, and blonde

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Nazi Mexico

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  • Delete Grues and a Swastika vomit. I don't have a problem with Swastikas, but they are not a substitute for humor. --Mn-z 17:35, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • *vomits* god thats ugly --Roman Dog Bird 20:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shoop da Whoop: It's like funny for morons. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:54, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Fuckawful. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 13:02, Oct 1
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:15, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Fighter pilot H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Dumb, but a little funny. There was an honest attempt at jokes here.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:22, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Richthofen, himself subjected to the intoxicating beer, thought it a good idea to strap-on a cape and leap from the tower of the castle into a snowbank. They found him the next day, still intoxicated, lying in a ditch, uniform stained with his own vomit, and thus the fighter pilot was born. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Those lists could use a good, um, killing, but the rest is alright. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Per Modus. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:55, Sep 28
  • KEEP! There were some really funny parts there in between the bits that weren't. If you want to improve the article keep these two main points in mind: 1) The universe revolves around Fighter Pilots. 2.) Only Fighter Pilots think #1 is true, the rest of us find most of them to be pompous asses.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  08:10, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
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Fotball Manufacturing

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Kangorillapig

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Satan's Coconuts

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Google television

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GEOweasel

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UnBooks:Clint Eastwood And The Grue

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  • Delete old meme + old "macho" actor (79 and looks it) + total disregard for standard formatting + 0 images. --Mn-z 01:48, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Uh huh. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:07, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Chemical A barrister for the forehead, completely lacks tensile vampirism or twins. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:38, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "The Grue -- "Now you gotta fight the grue." said Alien. -- "K'.",said Clint." = lol! But you can't only have one funny thing buried in the middle of meandering muck; kill this now.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  07:59, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unmitigated bollocks. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:58, Oct 1
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Resident Grue

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  • Delete a half finished article about an uncyclopedia game that was deleted. --Mn-z 02:03, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Yup. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 02:06, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Stupid Useless Crap Killing Survice"? Sounds perfect for this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • United 175.JPG Disintegrate. I remember giving this one a review a few months back; it hasn't improved since. Saberwolf116 19:55, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Pointless and crap. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:49, Sep 29
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🔒 LJN H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. At least for now. C'mon guys, it's up for review, and the writer sounds on the review page like they do want to improve it. They may not, but we have to give 'em that chance. If they don't improve it after a decent review, bring it back here, and get rid then, but let's not dismiss it out of hand yet. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:50, Sep 28
  • Invalid nomination going with UU on this one. Its on pee review. --Mn-z 14:52, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Fine It's not really an "invalid" nom, just hasty. Although I can't imagine how to improve this without scrapping it completely and starting over. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:04, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • What --Roman Dog Bird 20:18, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Delete I think the author's going for an "in the style of" article based on the Angry Video Game Nerd, which pretty much dooms the article from the start because the AVGN isn't funny to begin with. What you end up with is a list of profanity and whining preceded by a couple of paragraphs of profanity and whining. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:25, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Now excuse me while I puke! --Dangerous Dave Mustaine 01:36, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Maybe LJN also made this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:30, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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🔒 Great Train Robbery H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • No consensus after a week. Kepterised. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:44, Sep 29

🔒 Template:Mature Content H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It works with the articles it's on, the sort of stuff that, by title alone might be considered NSFW but is, in fact just silly in a naughty giggling 12 year old way. This keeps it separate from the stuff that's really NSFW and can get you in trouble.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:22, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep --Docile hippopotamus 05:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep Per reason above. But I think that there's a template similar to this that isn't the "Not safe for work" template. But I can't remember..--ArtemisFowlThe2nd 07:54, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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  • No consensus after a week. Keeptificated. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 10:42, Sep 29

Kjetil Valen and the Actionscripters

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bandcruft. "Seriously, click something else. This page is is utter and complete crap." --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:46, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:07, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • United 175.JPG Disintegrate. OMG OSCAR WILDE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Saberwolf116 16:31, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 17:37, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. 2005cruft - nothing worth hanging on to. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:07, Sep 28
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spuppy

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  • 'Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.I'm not a great wiki programmer but can someone here arrange it so that any article not about Kanye West instantly deletes itself after the third "hilarious" Kanye West quote? If so, could you also arrange it so that when someone adds the third Kanye West quote poisonous spiders crawl out of their computer? --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:38, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:06, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill I don't get it. And Kanye West doesn't care about black people. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Hi, this is Kanye West, and I'm an alcoholic with no talent. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 17:39, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
    Hey, he was a halfway decent producer... Back when he produced... Well, he was average... And his first album was kinda good... Kinda... I liked Jesus Walks... But that was more than three years ago or something... Okay, he sucks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:43, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Without the quotes, this would just be a forgettable article inspired by one not very good photo. But that's not enough to excuse it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 12:02, Sep 28
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Sherbetology

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🔒 12th of July H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Viktor Neroli

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  • Kerkill First off, some idiot moved the page to a new title and now I can't move it back to the correct title. Secondly, even with the correct title, this isn't funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:39, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:11, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crush it mercilessly and make it's children watch. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:26, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • When a journalist asked Norris the question, Chuck Norris just stared back until the journalist spontaneously self-combusted. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:01, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:56, Sep 28
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  • Comment. Let Socky be the final judge on a fellow Belgian (I think that is where he resides) as this is about some Belgan boxer or cage fighter. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:53, September 27, 2009 (UTC)

Waddle-dees

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  • Delete No images, random, 80% listcruft. --Mn-z 04:53, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Huff it like Kirby--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:41, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:13, 26 Sep
  • plop plop plop --Beavis 18:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unmitigated cack. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 11:53, Sep 28
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Miranda Cosgrove

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. the main author is still active. And I put a link to there from wikia's iCarly wiki. --Mn-z 05:41, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. Oh, I agree that this article is utterly awful. It's worse than most of the stuff we delete, in fact. But I've become accustomed to there being ludicrously horrible iCarly articles on Uncyclopedia, and change frightens me. But for God's sake, let's remove that link on wikia's iCarly wiki. When you have a retarded son, you keep him locked in the attic - you don't let him run around with a pot on his head, bringing shame on your entire genetic lineage. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:50, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep per Hyperbole. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:10, 25 September 2009
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we removed the random crap and "Mama Luigi", polished up the writing and expanded it it would probably be child pornography and we'd all get arrested. It's probably safer to admit that this is garbage and quietly delete it. Looks like it was written by a very angry 10 year old who watches Nickelodeon and loves to talk about poop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:17, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. Fucking awful. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 20:17, Sep 25
  • Delete. Pathetic drivel to be pushed beyond the U-Bend to prevent reappearance. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:02, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:53, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • I shall write a book, a book called How to save a really really shit article from deletion using no effort at all that details the ancient art of "mentioning something fom iCarly" to the lost craft of "putting a picture of a pregnant woman in to obtain Mnbehdafsdhfuhsvcxz's vote." Oh yeah, delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 00:17, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Bandwagon Delete The only thing worse than this article is the 'Keep' comments above. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:30, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Kerkill That was fucking horrible. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:32, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Why? --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:47, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Anything that mentions Luigi impregnating himself should be deleted without further questioning.  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 27 September 2009
    Well, since you brought it up, I think Socky needs to be deleted without further questioning. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:47, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
    Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Go impregnate yourself, shit fucker!  —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:48, 27 September 2009
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🔒 Category:Bands that Aren't Metallica H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep Got a laugh from me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep but remove everything that isn't a Metallica wannabe. Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors? WTF? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
  • keep. sorry hype, i added the category to hans blix & the weapons inspectors because i missed the joke. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
    I'll forgive you, but only because I'm trying to fuck you. Inebriated 04:48, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Actually, yeah, this is funny. I must have been possessed because I coulda swore I was going to vote to keep this. C'mon, "Bands that Aren't Metallica"? LOLOLOLOLOLOL (fr srsly) --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 04:10, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep 'Uneeded'??? Just like Uncyclopedia, entertainment, hope, Pot Noodles, love, Humans, Animals, life, existance. Need is nothing to do with this place is it? mAttlobster. (hello) 11:25, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
  • Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 24 September 2009
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Jennette McCurdy

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My brothers and sisters, we cannot let iCarlycruft pollute our shores and corrupt our way of life. This is a fad that will be quickly forgotten, but we must remain vigilant.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:19, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • What a load of fucking shit --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 10:49, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete short and listy. --Mn-z 16:04, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Uh........uh huh huh huh huh huh huh. --Butt-head 17:40, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. A shitacular. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:34, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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  • Links to a gigantic article on iCarly itself which, if moved from the user's private space, would double the size of Uncyclopedia and transform its character. --SpikeFromNH 11:52, September 27, 2009 (UTC) [Comment originally attached to the wrong article!]

Head Lephrachaun

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  • Delete random, Grues, Chuck Norris, and its spelled "Leprechaun" --Mn-z 04:56, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete. -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN18:11, 26 Sep
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Epic wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:35, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • In 1988, when head was 29, he once had a great clash against Chuck Norris. This battle determined the fate of the world. There was the Dark Side (Head) vs. the Roundhouse kick side (Norris). Their battle raged on for years. They both used the power of history's greatest non-fictional monsters, such as Godzilla, King Kong, and Gamera. Chuck Norris used Godzilla, the best of them all,while Head used the weaker King Kong and Gamera, in unison, are equally as good as Godzilla. They only used the monsters for a short time, for Godzilla remembered his happy days as an iguana. After remembering the old days, Godzilla died of grief. Without a Godzilla to plagiarise, Gamera and King Kong never came to existence. After that, Norris and Head had to use their MAD SKILLS to beat each other. Norris attempted to shatter Head's sunglasses with a roundhouse kick. This didn't work, and Chuck broke his own foot.(You don't want to know how fucking hard those glasses are.) Later, Chuck broke all of Head's electrical wires with a roundhouse kick with the foot that isn't broken. Chuck was gonna do a finishing blow on Head using a roundhouse kick in the mouth. But then, Head turned into a buffalo, the kick hit his stomach, and Chuck's other foot broke. Head felt no pain, but still went flying 20 feet away. In midair, Head's head blew off and morphed into a flying thing with sharp lances for arms. It flew at Norris, and struck him in the heart, but Chuck's rock hard muscle protected him and he wasn't hurt at all. Also Head's lance-arm discintigrated. Head's buffalo-head opened it's mouth and shot a retractable spear into his mouth. But then, Chuck's super-long tongue started slithering up the spear and it punched Head's head away. Then, Chuck started walking on his arms(his two feet are broken) and leaped so he could smash Head's head. Suddenly, Head's head turned into a flying sack thingy and trapped Chuck inside. Head would've turned his intact arm into a scythe and kill Chuck when he was in the sack, but Chuck's rock hard muscle would protect him and discintigrate the scythe. Chuck's body was too heavy, because of all the muscle, so Head decided to fly into the ocean, never to return. They both sank to the bottom of the ocean, for centuries to come. Both lost, and both won. This sybolizes how there is still dark, and how there's still roundhouse kicking. That was gayer than Elton John. --Bald dude.png Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Bald dude.png 18:32, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete Per above but shorter. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:28, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
  • Delete.One messed up article.. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:19, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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