Ocean

This article is about the large bodies of water. For the band, see Ocean (band).

“It's a big blue watery road. So sad humans are diluting it!”

~ T-Pain on The Ocean

The Ocean is a large body of diluted sewage located in north-western Africa that Mako Tsunami married. Oceans experience year-round flooding. They are deep and full of scaly fish and sowmtimes reptiles. And tons of plastic inavded it and now makes it hard to live in.

History

The Ocean once was Winkywater, and this is how it still is. Winkywater, Six million years ago, when dinosaurs still walked the winkywater, a diverse population of winkies began burrowing under south-east WinkyLand, the landmass which one-day would become Winkytopia. Now only fish dwell since dinosaurs turned into parrots that talk about how they miss their friends .

Uses

Faites vos jeux, okay?

Some people "fish" in the ocean, although nobody really knows what they expect to catch (probably dysentery).

Fish and other marine life use the ocean as their own personal toilet. Every time you swim, you're swimming in fish urine and crap.

Ocean Hazards

I'M GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE! Haha, just kidding! But seriously, don't fuck with me; I'll open up a can of whoopass on you.

This turtle is not going to eat your face. Ha ha, just kidding! Sorry about your face.

The ocean is not all smiles and sunshine. Every year it claims the lives of 6.2 billion people who carelessly frolic in the wild wetness. Ocean experts suggest using the buddy system when asea, and for the love of God, don't trust anything that lives on solid ground.

Here are some of the most common hazards encountered while in the ocean, which most certainly will lead to your death.

• Sharks
• Electric eels
• The dreaded sting ray
• Crabs (all kinds)
• An iceberg
• Scuba-diving bears
• Giant squid
• Keebler Elves
• A radio thats plugged in
• Dynamite
• Fish in general
• Slick con men in groups of 11 to 13

Condoms and dildos

• God

Trivia

• Ocean has only one syllable.

• Muddy Waters comes from the ocean.
• "Blue are the life giving waters (So you'll walk into one and get eaten)" a famous quote from Jimi Hendrix referring to the roots of his potato plant

See Also

• HowTo:Make a Glass of Water
• Whirlpool
• Desert
• Specific Ocean
• Ocean's 11

Do Not See Also

• Sea
• Flanimals
• Manning

Note: Please ignore the contradictions of the following box:

Earth's Oceans

Arctic Ocean ~ Indian Ocean ~ Martian Ocean ~ Mediterranean

Ocean Connery ~ Pacific Ocean ~ Russian Ocean