Uncyclopedia:Votes for deletion/archive200

Banhammer

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Delete	Lame. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:39, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Encyclopedia cliché in intro: "Some believe it to be a myth." Translation: Some believe this article to be a waste. Author's collection of memes illustrates his cleverness but offers nothing to the reader. And after the intro: Listcruft. Spıke Ѧ  22:49 5-Feb-10 Delete. Too gentle for ED, too stupid for Uncyclopedia. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:55, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Tried to fix... Failed. MrN  Fork you! 22:56, Feb 5 Memes, lists, made-up dates - really, everything HTBFANJS cautions against. pillow talk 23:13, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Objectivity

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Delete	Delete. Though written by someone who follows philosophy rather than pokémon, it's short, listy, random, and its only theme is overuse of Oscar-Wildeisms. Spıke Ѧ  20:51 5-Feb-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 21:36, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per Spike. Not enough to bother with... MrN  Fork you! 22:19, Feb 5 Delete. It's not incompetent, but instead of inspiring me to laugh, it inspires me to smack the author across the face. pillow talk 23:11, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Could have been so much better. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:08, 6 Feb
Comments	In {{ScientologySeries}}, which incorrectly contains "Objectivism," if you click on it, you incorrectly get "Objectivity." Mr. N. provided an illustration, but didn't win me over by captioning it, "What a total load of shit this diagram is." Spıke Ѧ  20:51 5-Feb-10 Well bugger me. I may have been "sleep editing" or something... Heck if I remember that... MrN  Fork you! 22:19, Feb 5 I am repairing this. If it is not too late, please move this into my userspace, as about 20% of the old material is keepable. If not, I will recreate it in a couple days with a new change history. Spıke Ѧ  00:35 6-Feb-10 Article now there is a replacement. Spıke Ѧ  02:20 6-Feb-10

The Misfits

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Delete	Meh. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 01:48, 5 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. "Because you suck, that's why!" if I may quote the intro's fourth sentence. That is, the only clear attempt at humor in this bandcruft is when the author bitches out the reader. Spıke Ѧ  11:53 5-Feb-10 Delete. I first thought someone had written a take on the old Marilyn Monroe/Clark Gable movie! Oh, the disappointment. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:20, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Jerry Only. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 19:40, February 5, 2010 (UTC) I don't know what this article is about but I have arbitrarily decided that it sucks balls. pillow talk 23:14, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Nintendo

Keep	The Older Versions are better You should check the article history and revert to a better version. It look liked some IPs and other vandals got a hold of this page and ruined it. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 06:59, February 4, 2010 (UTC) As I said, I did check the history - it looked to me like some IPs helpfully replaced the horrible prior versions with something that was, unfortunately, just as bad. pillow talk 16:38, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. It's sort of surprising that no one with any competence has ever helped write this page. It's terrible. There's at least one completely different version in the history, but it's even worse. pillow talk 22:57, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:39, 3 Feb nigger poop --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 01:51, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What Hype said. --UU - natter 16:41, Feb 4 Nintendon't --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:01, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Could be attempted later, but this is awful now.—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM 01:30, February 6, 2010 (UTC)
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Officer Jenny

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Delete	Delete. Bland, cliche'd pokecruft. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 23:40, 4 February 2010 (UTC) She's a slut! "These are the crimes either they may have stopped or failed to stop." Are we sure this doesn't merit a Category? Spıke Ѧ  00:15 5-Feb-10 Not funny. pillow talk 00:19, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Why do the kids come here to write drivel/rubbish/crap? Can't they just go away and stick to their consoles?? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:22, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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King DeDeDe

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Delete	No. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 19:32, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Weak delete The writing is competent. The animations are tedious. The list is huge and unnecessary, but easily corrected. Unfortunately, if the above easy repairs were effected, the article would still be about nothing more than a character from the Kirby video game from Nintendo. Spıke Ѧ  19:48 4-Feb-10 Lose it. pillow talk 00:20, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Take a crap idea and polish into a shining turd which is what this is basically. Waste of everyone's time. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:24, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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All Heaven Team

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Delete	Delete. Just a glance at this, with all the red links, the lists and the random namedropping, should be all you need to make your vote. It gets no better. --UU - natter 13:34, Feb 4 Delete. Dice-based sports simulations have existed for two decades before Fantasy Football. There is no need to write an Uncyclopedia article on the outcome of the match in your basement. Spıke Ѧ  15:32 4-Feb-10 Delete. For some reason, I was expecting a picture of angels in lingerie. Now I'm bitter with disappointment. pillow talk 17:46, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Band name. Sports team name. Celebrity name 19:56, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. That was worse than the Bud bowl. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:48, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Yesterday, I added to UN:HTBFANJS#Avoid Stagnant Jokes a subsection on Stagnant Themes. One item, God-versus-Satan, would have been a red flag for the author of this article. Spıke Ѧ  15:32 4-Feb-10

.hack//SIGN

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Delete	Delete. Ohboy. How's about you just trust me when I say you don't wanna read all of this? No? OK - I tried. This sucks. --UU - natter 13:31, Feb 4 how the fuck cares I didn't trust you. But much of the stuff that doesn't look like a list is list-cruft. Spıke Ѧ  15:27 4-Feb-10 Delete. This is about the eighteenth such article we've deleted: reasonably good anime, utterly incompetent "satire." pillow talk 17:47, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I am surprised anyone has read past the first sentence. I tried. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:17, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Rule #1 --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:59, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Niazi

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Delete	Delete. Pointless, not funny. --UU - natter 11:46, Feb 4 Delete. Not funny and rather pointless. MrN  Fork you! 12:06, Feb 4 Delete. "Annoy[s me] into utter (or udder?) submission." Hey, that's a pun!!! (Which is like a joke! Do yaks have udders?) Spıke Ѧ  13:22 4-Feb-10 Delete. Random: I suspect vanity. pillow talk 17:48, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Runny. Stream of piss. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:15, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Melon Woman

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Delete	Delete. Whiff of vanity. Far stronger whiff of pointless and unfunny. Judge Dredd? --UU - natter 11:41, Feb 4 Delete This was one of those where I started to try and fix it, but realised there would not be enough left to make it worth the bother... MrN  Fork you! 12:05, Feb 4 Delete. If a made-up history of the strange old woman in the produce market isn't welcome at Uncyclopedia, where can it go??? Spıke Ѧ  13:18 4-Feb-10 Bad and unlikely to get better. pillow talk 17:48, February 4, 2010 (UTC) H8 --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:12, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Laba

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Delete	Delete. Sorry, what? Oh, something to do with wanking. That's rarely edited and not linked to. Get rid. --UU - natter 11:38, Feb 4 Labia Not that any of us would know what one of those was... MrN  Fork you! 11:59, Feb 4 Pussy! Not sure he means "labia." More likely he ran out of things to say after two paragraphs and the only funny thing he could think of was wanking. A classmate of mine in second grade, perhaps dyslexic, once labeled a map of the Americas with "Cuda" and, as the intro mentions Eastern Europe, this guy may be referring to the "Lada" vehicle. Spıke Ѧ  13:16 4-Feb-10 Shit. pillow talk 17:49, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Faecal. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:13, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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King Roof Ba Goof

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Delete	Delete. Pointless random wibble. --UU - natter 11:33, Feb 4 Delete. Random, wibble which appears pointless. MrN  Fork you! 11:55, Feb 4 Delete. This wibbly randomness has no point. Spıke Ѧ  13:08 4-Feb-10 HTBSANJF. pillow talk 17:49, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:54, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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Justice Society Reunion Tour

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Delete	Delete. Created in 2007. No edits since. Not linked. Short. Sucks. You know the score. --UU - natter 11:32, Feb 4 Delete. Yes. MrN  Fork you! 11:53, Feb 4 Delete. If, as the intro tells us, only 65 people saw the tour, "(who were either gay, losers, or had no life)," then who is going to read this listy stub? Spıke Ѧ  13:05 4-Feb-10 I was hoping this article on the "Justice Society" would be about gay people and Dr. Phil. I wasn't disappointed. pillow talk 00:21, February 5, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Space waster of an article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 17:29, February 5, 2010 (UTC)
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LAO

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Delete	Delete. ICU escapist form 2007. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 11:35, Feb 4 Delete. Well it's not really changed since the ICU naughtiness, so... MrN  Fork you! 11:57, Feb 4 Delete. Why have LAO stand for "Lesbians and Ottomans Club" unless you are trying to build an article around an illustration? The three paragraphs are strange but nowhere near funny. Spıke Ѧ  13:11 4-Feb-10
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Game:Page :P not actually kept though...

Keep	Keep I don't really care about this, but I just want to point out that it was created January 2009. It's not exactly new. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 09:28, February 4, 2010 (UTC) And this matters why? --UU - natter 10:02, Feb 4 Because the problem is more deep-rooted than a runaway IP a couple of weeks ago. The entire Game namespace is a mess. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 18:27, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. No score and eleven days ago, an IP pooped out this shit. Is 11 days too old for QVFD? pillow talk 22:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh, no. You can't put something onto QVFD if it's older than 7 days unless it's an author request or there has been maintenance template abuse, or whatever else it says on the page... *Cough* Thing is... It's a whole game with lots of pages... Um. MrN  Fork you! 23:26, Feb 3 Delete. And everything that goes along with it. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:37, 3 Feb Then let's get started. Agree to: "And everything that goes along with it." Didn't read 'em and am not going to. Spıke Ѧ  23:58 3-Feb-10 D-: --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 02:01, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Balleted! The only good thing on the page is the YouTube Video and that has no merit here if the rest of the article is crap. I also looked at What Links to that page and it won't hurt any of the articles that it links too. --Pleb- Sawblade5 ( yell | FAQ | I did this ) 05:18, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Although wow, that's gonna take some getting rid of. --UU - natter 10:02, Feb 4
Comments	Holy fucking crap, MrN, I hadn't realized that. There are like 350 pages to this game. I clicked on about ten of them and they're mainly one-liners like "Kirby eats you and poops you out and now you're poop." VFD is absolutely not up to this task: it takes ten times as long to nominate one of these pages as it does to write it. If we're going to rid ourselves of this shit, we may need to ask special permission from the Jew. pillow talk 23:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Lol. Well, I would like to see a link to each page which we are talking about deleting on this page. We could group them together under one vote. We have done that before for large groups of pages which have a similar level of pants. Oh, I see... You have gone to ask "The Jew". What is this Casino? Oh, right. MrN  Fork you! 01:57, Feb 4 THE JEW APPROVES. I always wanted to say that ~ 10:16, February 4, 2010 (UTC) HANG ON THEN!!! THERE IS NO POINT DELETING THIS PAGE YET! When someone puts up a list of links which they want voted on which is related to this page I will close this vote, and then we can vote on the new multiple page nomination. MrN  Fork you! 11:06, Feb 4 Well, I think your list of links is Category:The game, except Game:Pokemon (Pirated Engrish Verison)/Main Game, The Game, and The infinite paradox. Put another way, I think your list of links is Special:Prefixindex/Game:Page, plus Game:Game. At some point, we should also discuss the fate of Game:Game Online. pillow talk 17:45, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Something or other happened It did. MrN  Fork you! 19:00, Feb 4

Peruvian slang

Keep	Keep. The lists are funnier now than they were when I moved them here from Peru. Spıke Ѧ  21:19 30-Jan-10 rescinded Spıke Ѧ  13:27 4-Feb-10 Keep., but weak I think this isn't that awful. Lists are not great, but since we ven have a whole section dedicated to lists. (And before anyone says anything, I'm just using that to show that lists won't kill anyone) HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:16, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Keepish I always enjoy reading about Spanish curse words. But I'm just selfish like that. :P —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:37, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Hey look, it's an article made up entirely of lists. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:29, 30 Jan Hey! what happened to, "I suppose it's not really hurting anyone"? Spıke Ѧ  22:10 31-Jan-10 Lists hurt my soul. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:57, 2 Feb Delete. This would be great if it was less listy and had more content (maybe a picture); perhaps a bit about the history of Peruvian slang or a dissection of it (regional differences, lingual influences, etc.)? As it is now, I just don't see it having any redeeming quality, but it has the potential to be a keeper if it gets its shit together and gets a job. Also, nobody cares about Peruvian slang. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:03 Jan 31 2010 :7D --Roman Dog Bird 23:54, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not very good. Could theoretically be funny if you are familiar with Peruvian slang, but if you are why would you look for a translation?--Count of Monkey Crisco 16:14, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This would be great if it wasn't listy crap. But it's listy crap. --UU - natter 14:17, Feb 3 Delete Which is normally what happens when people try to make an article out of a list from another page. Maybe put it back? Not funny to me, but if you speak the language maybe it is. MrN  Fork you! 12:15, Feb 4 I have e-mail yesterday from Lima confirming that this is a laugh riot to bilingual Peruvians. That's about as good as it will get. I have a private copy in case I see a way to make a glossary funny, which, with props to EMC, will include neither illustrations nor new material on etymology or dialects. Put it back? No, Peru is doing much better without its lists. The handwriting was on the wall last December when MadMax reorganized this entire article beneath a new Section 1. Lists Spıke Ѧ  13:27 4-Feb-10 Weak delete. Arguably funny to Spanish speakers, but this is the English-language Uncyclopedia. pillow talk 17:53, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Revolutionary 4-stroke engine runs on screaming

Keep	Obvious keep —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:36, 2 February 2010 (UTC) Keep! I love the hidden messages.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  03 Feb 2010 ~ 07:52 (UTC) Weak Keep. So it's a throwback. We're allowed a little nostalgia, aren't we? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:43, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep per the precedent that deleting old UnNews is really pretty pointless. pillow talk 23:21, February 3, 2010 (UTC) I don't care about old UnNewses. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 4 February 2010 AAAAAAAA! AAAAA AAAA --AAAA- AAAAAAAAA ( AAAA | AAA | A AAA AAAA ) 05:11, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Obvious Keep Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 07:29, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Behead. There can only be one! --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:13, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. You're right. If that. Spıke Ѧ  20:33 2-Feb-10 Delete Zim should know better. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:56, 2 Feb Delete Well, I figured the joke was in the Sources, but apparently there is none, and this is just a copy of the classic. Sorry Zim. MrN  Fork you! 00:46, Feb 3 Comment. The joke is in the title. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:32, 4 February 2010 I don't even like the original. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:10, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN  Fork you! 11:08, Feb 4

Super Mario 128

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Delete	Delete. This article has two jokes: Super Mario 128 was delayed indefinitely, and Nintendo executives are terrorists. HA HA HA HA HA HA shut up. pillow talk 23:04, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Hyperbole's vote comment is funnier than this. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:44, 3 Feb Delete. There's nothing to this! and I must again protest the notion that the more unrelated things you mention in the intro, the better it sells the article. Spıke Ѧ  23:49 3-Feb-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 01:39, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Tooo Factual Yea this info is true, therefore it violates Uncyclomedia's prime foundation on Providing only lies and no facts. --AAAA- AAAAAAAAA ( AAAA | AAA | A AAA AAAA ) 05:24, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Remove or post on to Nintendo since this appears to be a complaint about a game. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:06, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
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Rosalinaism

Keep	Keep. This is the best religion ever invented.rosalina is sexy,i will worship her gladly. jupiterfox 25:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC) What is wrong with you?? pillow talk 23:29, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Are you sure that what comes out of your dick when you beat off is sperm cells and not brain cells? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:41 Feb 4 2010 Love! Please don't judge me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 4 February 2010
Delete	Delete. An IP wrote this a few months ago. To my eyes, it appears to be patent nonsense. pillow talk 23:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete to counter Jupiterfox's vote. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:35, 3 February 2010 (UTC) Delete. Though, the Mario chicks are hot. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:42, 3 Feb Delete. Let's create a religion and see how long we can talk extemporaneously about it. Intro combines encyclopedia clichés, weasel words, and nonsense numbers. But Opty is right about the hot illustration. Spıke Ѧ  23:53 3-Feb-10 De-1337 Shit like this probably makes the highly intelligent alien race that monitors our intrawebs to assess our species think that humanity's existence is a fucking waste. It makes me think that anyways. Fucking kill it. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:41 Feb 4 2010 Delete. This is the best religion ever invented.rosalina is sexy,i will worship her gladly. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 01:44, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. On the grounds that I think there is vanity in here as well.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:15, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Given that I got banned two weeks ago for keeping a vote alive merely to solicit volunteers, why doesn't Jupiterfox get a ban merely for existing? Spıke Ѧ  23:53 3-Feb-10 A reasonable concern, no doubt. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:54, 3 Feb For. pillow talk 23:55, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Very for —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:09, 4 February 2010 (UTC) Actually, it makes the valid point that Rosalinaism makes more sense than Scientology. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:27, 4 February 2010

Super Mario Bros. 3

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Delete	Delete. No introduction, bad lede, listcruft. Worthless. pillow talk 23:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:45, 3 Feb Delete. Dreadful. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:07, February 4, 2010 (UTC) Delete. All of the above. Spıke Ѧ  00:08 4-Feb-10 Delete. The author is apparently a fucking FRIG who is obsessed with Italian plumbers discovering the joys of masturbation. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:35 Feb 4 2010
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Dr. Mario

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Delete	Delete. At first glance, I thought this one looked a little better than the others, but then I read it. It's really bad. pillow talk 22:54, February 3, 2010 (UTC) It's really really bad. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:38, 3 Feb It's awful! Spıke Ѧ  00:10 4-Feb-10 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!11!1one11 --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 00:42 Feb 4 2010
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Luigi

Keep	Keep.i think the rewritee was working .people actually kept adding to the mama luigi content..that may be because people enjoy looking at the "furry" picture and like MAMA LUIGI.she is pretty likable. .jupiterfox 23:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Comment. Speaking as a furry, even I think that picture is pointless and out of place in this page. This is a cruft heap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:08, February 4, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A bunch of Jupiterfox "Mama Luigi" shit. I checked to see if it was better before Jupiterfox showed up on the scene. It was not. pillow talk 22:52, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Yea. I had a look also. Mostly cos I never trusted this "Hyperbole" character or whoever he claims to be... I can't see any humour here, and that rewrite tag appears to not be working. Probably cos the article needs a totally fresh start which we can get by deleting it. MrN  Fork you! 23:21, Feb 3 Yeah, that sucked. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:38, 3 Feb Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:48, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Sadly, this comic makes more sense than the above article The image caption is quite right. Also, I happened to find a better version, perhaps it can be restored after the article is deleted. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:09, 4 February 2010 Plow it under. Spıke Ѧ  01:16 4-Feb-10
Comments	um notice that the page says "rewrite".the article invited people to change things they didnt like.its not just my content.there is stuff other users made.there was somebody who made the article before me.i just addeded stuff.jupiterfox 23:00, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Dude, I'm not sure what your point is. I suggest you vote. That's what we do here on Vote For Deletion... MrN  Fork you! 23:21, Feb 3

Apple wheat

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Delete	Delete. Starts with the same your mom joke twice. Gets no better. --UU - natter 14:24, Feb 3 Delete. Your mom. MrN  Fork you! 14:51, Feb 3 Delete. Author is going to hurt himself straining so hard to say things about apple wheat. The photo caption that admits that the photo doesn't relate is fatal. Spıke Ѧ  15:13 3-Feb-10 Delete. This is so inaccurate, everyone knows Namekians are hermaphrodites. --Count of Monkey Crisco 16:51, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Borgen

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny Scandy towncruft. Yawn. Not linked to, pointless, you know the score. --UU - natter 14:21, Feb 3 Delete. Could be anywhere. Liverpool or Rome... What? MrN  Fork you! 14:53, Feb 3 Delete. Say this town has a multi-ethnic low-rent district? And that its school children play pranks on one another? Remarkable! Spıke Ѧ  15:15 3-Feb-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 21:54, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Meh. pillow talk 23:07, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Brian Baker

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Delete	Delete. WP copy/paste that someone forgot to add funny to, and that has been here far too long. --UU - natter 13:33, Feb 3 Delete. Author has randomized the WP-like text, including (yawn) song-title parodies, but not enough to make anyone care as much as he does. Spıke Ѧ  13:53 3-Feb-10 Delete. Some rock stars are too boring to write about. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 21:57, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Meh. Looks all right, but ultimately unfunny. pillow talk 23:08, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:36, 3 Feb
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CITV

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Delete	Delete. Unfunny. random. Listy. Crap. Not linked from anywhere. Etc. --UU - natter 13:28, Feb 3 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:06, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 21:58, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Zzzzzzz. pillow talk 23:08, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:35, 3 Feb
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Crêpe Day

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Delete	Delete. So, you and your friends have a little tradition. You create a page about it on Wikipedia. It gets deleted 3 times. So you bring it to Uncyclopedia, where it sits un-noticed and un-funny for several years. You've probably forgotten about it by now, and won't miss it when it gets deleted for the vanity it essentially is. Right? --UU - natter 13:21, Feb 3 Delete. That sums it up. Spıke Ѧ  13:39 3-Feb-10 Delete. Nobody gives a crêpe. By the way, the reason for deletion should be given as "patent nonsense" in respect to their traditions. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC) LOL!!! --Roman Dog Bird 22:02, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Keep if I were Socky, because User:CrepeCloak's girlfriend is actually pretty cute in that picture. Delete, as I am not Socky. pillow talk 23:11, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Eid ul-Fitr

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Delete	Delete. "To ensure you do not feel bored while reading this article, this section ends here." Too late. This has been here since 2007 and yet is not linked from anywhere, which shows you how many people care about it. And it's not fucking funny. I'm sure there will be someone who says this is not that bad, but it's just dullsville that goes nowhere and doesn't even do it in style. Seriously - get rid. --UU - natter 13:05, Feb 3 Delete. And overtly offensive to Muslims without being funny doing so. Spıke Ѧ  13:43 3-Feb-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 22:05, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Your political agenda may kindly remove itself from my comedy site. Let's have less Islam-bashing and more dick jokes. pillow talk 23:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I would vote keep if only it was a little more offensive to Muslims. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:35, 3 Feb Delete. Per Opty, not offensive enough. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:37, 3 February 2010 (UTC)
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Princess Peach

Keep	Keep Well I found a version which might be a bit better than a lot of this other carp... MrN  Fork you! 00:26, Feb 3
Delete	Delete. Incoherent, collaboratively-edited garbage. Largely about rape. Every version in the history seems to be mostly about the exploits of her cartoon vagina. Yawn. pillow talk 23:48, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:02, 3 Feb Delete. What's all about? Even if I knew this is a pudding of tripe, or a Puddle of Mudd. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:12, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ultimate cleansing sex. Brett the Hitman Hart. Rape. Etc etc. --UU - natter 11:31, Feb 3 She's a slut! I always knew it. Merits an addition to UN:HTBFANJS. Spıke Ѧ  13:51 3-Feb-10
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New Super Mario Bros.

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Delete	Delete. There's no fucking jokes in this article. I'm not convinced that a bunch of eight-year-olds didn't just mistake us for Wikipedia. pillow talk 23:51, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:02, 3 Feb Mario and Luigi both have AIDS Although there are some lines which are worse... MrN  Fork you! 00:28, Feb 3 Delete. Crap idea,crap execution,statutory gay/aids joke and a dreadful list. In other words, standard obliteration fodder. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:09, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Petey Piranha

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Delete	Delete and redirect to Dungeons Inc. which, amazingly, isn't vomit-inducingly terrible. pillow talk 23:46, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Do what Hype said. Or don't. Either way is good. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:01, 3 Feb Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:42, Feb 3 Delete. Kiddie Krap. If written by an adult, you ought to be ashamed for this dire drivel. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:16, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Koopa Troopa

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Delete	Delete. Red links and Street Fighter 2. Color me impressed. pillow talk 23:44, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:00, 3 Feb Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:11, Feb 3 Delete. Blipheads. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:13, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. If the author had just emptied his bowels instead it would have been more coherent than this Randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:19, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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King Boo

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Delete	Delete. Something about a poor-quality joke and something about gay sex. We are not amused. pillow talk 23:43, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:00, 3 Feb Delete. Wow. MrN  Fork you! 00:07, Feb 3 Delete. If I hadn't read this I wouldn't have known America is racist to spooks which is a new one to file away. Otherwise, it needs to be disconnected and deleted. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:24, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Eazy-E

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Delete	Delete. Somehow, this article on a famous rapper is actually entirely about Mama Luigi. It's so incredibly bad that if I were an admin, I would slap a 24-hour ban on anyone voting keep. pillow talk 23:40, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. He died of AIDS you know. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:59, 2 Feb Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:06, Feb 3 Delete. As soon as you mentioned "Mama Luigi" I suspected the foul taint of User:Jupiterfox. Curse you Jupiterfox! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Some articles are just bad but this takes it to a new low. Horribly written and possibly deliberately so. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:30, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Bowser Koopa

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Delete	Delete. Why is there so much fucking cartoon-rape in these fucking Mario articles? pillow talk 23:38, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Who cares? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:58, 2 Feb Delete. MrN  Fork you! 00:04, Feb 3 Delete. Unfunny for beginners. Truly atrocious and nasty as well. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:34, February 3, 2010 (UTC) “Let's just huff the fuckers....” ~ MrN9000 on VFD --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:37, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	To Hyper: Because admins don't have checkuser and our staffer hates "sock hunts". MrN  Fork you! 23:49, Feb 2 Are you telling me that you believe all this "Bowser loves to rape Princess Peach and Princess Daisy" shit is one specific sick bastard? pillow talk 23:54, February 2, 2010 (UTC) I do hope so. There can't be that many people that retarded. Well, maybe it's not all one guy, but most of it might be. Who knows... As OptyC says... Don't sweat it. Let's just huff the fuckers.... MrN  Fork you! 00:03, Feb 3

Bob-omb

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Delete	Delete. It has recently come to my attention that writing about Mario on Uncyclopedia is tightly correlated with mental retardation. pillow talk 23:37, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:58, 2 Feb Delete. After a second look this can go... MrN  Fork you! 00:34, Feb 3 Delete. Another manure pile. Not good for the roses. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:37, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Princess Daisy

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Delete	What a shitload of fuck. pillow talk 23:33, February 2, 2010 (UTC) What Hyperbole said. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:57, 2 Feb What? MrN  Fork you! 00:14, Feb 3 What whut, in the butt! --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:06, February 3, 2010 (UTC) What was the author on? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 08:33, February 3, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Looks like someone has been busy writing a canon of crap whilst we were not looking.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:43, February 3, 2010 (UTC)
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Undead

Keep	Keep.. I think it can be salvaged. It just needs some major fixing. I think an ICU tag would work. --HELPME 23:24, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM I recommend you learn what an UN:ICU tag is. Also read the Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy. Cos you didn't ;-) MrN  Fork you! 11:33, Feb 1
Delete	Delete. Also brought to you by Template:Crap (most other occurrences are on User or User talk pages). Half of intro could be salvaged; sections lapse into tedious babbling; WoW vanity at end. Spıke Ѧ  22:27 31-Jan-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:34, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Mentions Sith in the first paragraph so author has grown up watching Star Wars movies. I think for an article like this you need to be a lot more comprehensive. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:10, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Bad article go bye-bye. --UU - natter 09:40, Feb 2 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:52, 2 Feb
Comments	I don't know who HELPME is, but in his first few votes during today's sojourn with us, he broke the formatting of the surrounding table 3 out of 5 times. Spıke Ѧ  23:43 31-Jan-10 Shit. How did I do that? >.< HELPME 23:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC)HELPME Again: I don't know you. So I won't state my theory. Spıke Ѧ  00:58 1-Feb-10 HELPME, that's mighty white of you to volunteer to put a tag on the article so that someone else can save it. Me, when I think an article is saveable, and the vote is 0-3, I just jump in. It is tougher than just offering opinions; but why not get started and show us what you've got. Spıke Ѧ  22:32 1-Feb-10 Hey now...he hasn't even been here for a month. Of course he's not gonna get a few things around here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:35, 1 February 2010 (UTC) Thanks. But he has a point. I'm turning into a critic. Ah well, I could try. I need to write something and it would be easier than writing a full article. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:38, February 1, 2010 (UTC) I just realized something: I have NO contributable humor on the subject, so I guess I might as well vote delete now =/ I just think that an article should stay if people that have ideas for it can fix it. And there's a good chance someone here does. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC) People with ideas can fix any article. I have given you a couple at Talk:Undead. Get to work! Spıke Ѧ  22:50 1-Feb-10 Or you could move it into your userspace so you can work on it unsolicited. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:51, 1 February 2010 (UTC) That would be a great idea if I knew how... Also, I'm Copy and Pasting this into comments so we don't get blocked for being off-topic. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 22:57, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Okay, I'll move it for you. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:03, 1 February 2010 (UTC) And you won't get blocked for picking up and carrying off an article in the middle of VFD? Spıke Ѧ  23:07 1-Feb-10 (Block log); 23:07 . . MrN9000 (Talk | contribs | block) blocked Pelargonium (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of 2 hours (Welcome to VFD. Sorry to be an arse, but I need to make my point. Until the vote is closed (by an admin) do not fuck with it. Thank you.) So anyway... If you want to have a deleted article moved to user space do something like this... Please move to User:HELPME/Undead‎ if this gets deleted - MrN9000 23:32, February 1, 2010 (UTC) That way the closing admin has a big red link which they hopefully should spot, and move the article for you. If they miss it, and just delete the page without moving then feel free to badger them on their talk page... It's far better and less people get banned. If it's any consolation Pelargonium, the last person to get blocked for this just won Writer of the Year. ;) MrN  Fork you! 23:32, Feb 1 Okay...I'm not..*sniff*...sad.../me runs away crying —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:41, 2 February 2010 (UTC) Deleted and moved to userspace as requested User:HELPME/Undead‎. This needs to be changed A LOT before it's moved back... After all the fuss I do hope the rewrite promised is done... MrN  Fork you! 23:46, Feb 2

Adult Swim

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Delete	Waluigi's anus. It's ironic because it was obviously was written by a 10-year-old. But other than that it's random and unfunny. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:14, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Even the better revert is still awful. The topic itself isn't awful, but the execution is horrible.HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 00:26, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Worse than Robot Chicken and Family Guy combined. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:56, February 2, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh boy. --UU - natter 09:42, Feb 2 Delete. Unfortunately, the intro and lead illustration are the worst culprits in shouting Unfunny, but the article nowhere shows a purpose. Spıke Ѧ  11:05 2-Feb-10 [delete this] -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 12:03, Feb. 2, 2010
Comments	I reverted it but some people may enjoy the pre-nom version more. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:16, February 2, 2010 (UTC)

Barney Hitler

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Delete	Delete. So the joke is Hitler as a gassy, flatulent drunk. It's a bit thin on concept and a lot thin on execution. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Gross. See below under ten-year-olds on the Short Bus. Spıke Ѧ  21:05 31-Jan-10 Delete. Belched out by someone who still thinks blowing out the ascending bass note from his trousers is the height of sophistication. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:56, January 31, 2010 (UTC) lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 23:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Barney the Dinosaur aquitted of murder!

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Delete	Delete. The old cliché incarnate. Even UnNews need minimal standards. --Count of Monkey Crisco 15:25, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - 'Barney is evil' sure was funny in fourth grade. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 15:46, Feb. 1, 2010 Delete. It still is, evidently, if you still are. Unremarkable piece of Teletubby-cruft. What tips my balance: the misspelling in the title. Spıke Ѧ  16:11 1-Feb-10 Delete.. Lemme guess, Tinkywinkyisgay again. If not, it still sucks. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:09, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Musicology

Keep	Keep. I like the idea and obvious allusion to Scientology. Current stuff here isn't very good but a rewrite tag might be more appropriate. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:04, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Keep/Rewrite. Per above. Good concept; childish execution, starting with encyclopedia/weasel clichés in the intro ("highly controversial...has attracted criticism from various groups"). Article strings together random memes and similes, does return to Scientology from time to time, but doesn't have a theme. I'll copy-edit it if it's kept but don't know enough about Scientology for the Save. Spıke Ѧ  16:18 1-Feb-10 Keep and I'll help in a rewrite. Musical L. Ron, Aleister in Chains19:02 1 Feb. MMX
Delete	Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 06:35, 1 February 2010 (UTC)
Comments	LisaKachold, whose initial Obnosis was partly motivated by a past struggle with the Scientologists over ownership of the word, knows them well enough to attempt the save in her userspace. Spıke Ѧ  18:48 1-Feb-10 PS--Seems Aleister in Chains may assist. Spıke Ѧ  19:06 1-Feb-10 I put up a construction tag on the page, anyone else want to play on a rewrite? Aleister in Chains 19:27 1 Feb. MMX Kept construction tag is ONLY for new articles. MrN  Fork you! 19:29, Feb 1

Conrad Burns

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Delete	Delete. This is junk. There was a senator named Conrad Burns who severed in Montana but There's not enough to make an uncyclopedia article work, unless you consider "Has the same last name as a Simpsons' character" to be enough joke to hold the page together.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:07, January 31, 2010 (UTC) What did he sever? Were they able to reattach it? Spıke Ѧ  22:08 31-Jan-10 He severed my leg, and that's why I chase the white whale obsessively across the Atlantic Ocean. This much cruft and substandard page construction must be contagious. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:10, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Many balding and cranky oldsters, including one guy at the warehouse at the corner, are nicknamed "Mr Burns." Many Americans (those who can write) could write articles ridiculing our US Senators (they are all ridiculous), but except for the most notorious Senators or those from the most populous states, nearly all Uncyclopedia readers are unable to appreciate or ensure the quality of the humor. Spıke Ѧ  22:08 31-Jan-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:45, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The commentary here is funnier than the article.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:13, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Changed my mind. ^^^^^ HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:12, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I follow U.S. politics very closely and the massive accomplishments of Sen. Burns totally escaped me. Spıke Ѧ  23:39 31-Jan-10 Yes yes, I know. I just don't think you really need to know exactly what he did, just a small background. But it's really just my opinion. HELPME 23:58, January 31, 2010 (UTC)HELPME Upon further review, Burns is not the junior senator, but was. Voters chucked him out, largely for the ties to influence-buying Jack Abramoff that the tedious Section 2 documents. The "small background" required to underpin humor at Burns's expense is not "small," it is an entire, unfunny article as some Montanan takes shots at his Senator, as should have been done in Wikipedia. Finally, Burns is not balding and there is no basis for the morph to the set of the Simpsons. Epic fail. Please accept this total rebuttal gracefully and flip your vote so we can finish plowing this one under. Spıke Ѧ  18:03 1-Feb-10 Oh, damn. I'll get to changing it now. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 19:11, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Let's try and keep the comments in the "comments" box. Well a bit anyway. No "Keep" votes, so DELETE... MrN  Fork you! 19:33, Feb 1 Agree; HELPME flipped his vote and didn't take my rebuttal with him. Spıke Ѧ  20:12 1-Feb-10 I...I suck a lot, don't I? ;___; HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:37, February 1, 2010 (UTC) That will probably make you very popular around here. Read the deletion policy and you will be popular with me ;) MrN  Fork you! 20:40, Feb 1 I will be very popular for my sucky sucky, but only for five dorrah. Oh and I just re-read it. Also, we're off-topic! Oh ta noes! HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 20:45, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Homer Sanchez

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Delete	Delete. It's Operation:Springfield. Time to go after the worst entries in category:Simpsons because good comedy, done to death, becomes cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:29, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The intro reminds us that things that amuse the ten-year-olds on the Short Bus on the way to school do not amuse the rest of us. Spıke Ѧ  21:02 31-Jan-10 Delete. Pesky kids again. They should be out in the sunshine collecting Asbestos to breath in. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:51, January 31, 2010 (UTC) born on November 5, 2009-died on April 30, 1945 --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:53, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Unfunny, simple as that. HELPME, I've fallen and I can't get up!/ Talk to me or die!/ My daddy!(ew) 23:05, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Everything%3Dcake

Keep	Keep. I always liked that one. ~ 19:20, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Somewhat of a rather weak keep. It ain't too bad. Maybe all it needs is just a minor fix-up. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:03, 29 January 2010 Keep. I suppose it's not really hurting anyone. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:17, 30 Jan Keep.There's something nice about this one. It's cute or something. --HELPME 23:43, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM Point is, no one is going to go looking for Everything=cake, whereas two articles have been identified in this vote that do the same thing and do it better. Spıke Ѧ  00:31 1-Feb-10
Delete	Delete. It's not terrible, it's just really lazy and bland. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:56, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 19:02, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Very weak delete. I'm having trouble bringing myself to care. It's not embarrassing to us - it's just kinda meh. pillow talk 19:04, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Very strong delete Please read Cake, which is clever, in a pointy-headed way. Then tell me you don't find Everything=cake adds nothing and omits all the cleverness. Spıke Ѧ  19:16 29-Jan-10 Delete. Sorry Mordilolololo, but it's really just a less clever rip-off of 1=2. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:25, 29 Jan Delete. Came from nothing, is doing nothing and will fade to nothing. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:55, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN  Fork you! 17:02, Feb 1

Furby

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Delete	Sucks. --Roman Dog Bird 21:26, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Meh. I saw the picture of the Nazi Furby and didn't bother reading any further. Also, RDB's still a cunt. -OptyC Sucks! CUN21:29, 29 Jan Delete - Random, namedroppy, badly written, generally has that VFD feeling to it. Originally a stub written in Uncyc's early years, which is noteable because those are presumably extinct. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:36, Jan. 31, 2010 Delete. A trudging bore of an article. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:57, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Per RDB. MrN  Fork you! 11:37, Feb 1
Comments	Two days ago, I received a request from AnonIP to rewrite this article; along with two others that were not even on VFD. Unfortunately, I slept right through the Furby craze and thus abstained from this vote. The requestor claimed to be "TinkyWinkyIsGay" and, although it is technically improper to receive a request from someone who is in the middle of serving out a ban, I gave him one of three, rescuing The Rescuers. Am still abstaining here, as Furby seems to be a non-notable article about a notable product that I never noted. Spıke Ѧ  23:21 31-Jan-10

My Immortal

Keep	Keep. There's something strangely appropriate about a page on the worst fan fiction ever being the worst Uncyclopedia page ever. In fact, maybe you should revert it to the worst version you can find. pillow talk 19:06, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Must. Vote. Delete. Ah, fuck it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 29 January 2010 Strong keep If you've been around the internet a bit, you'd see that the article is a parody of the way Tara Gillesby wrote the actual fanfic. Granted, we aren't ED, but it's keepable in my opinion. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 21:50, 29 January 2010 (UTC) Keep. My vote may not worth anything, but the subject of the article, being the worst fanfic ever made, its too good to let it vanish forever. There are things that indeed should be edited though... Falconfly 22:55, 29 January 2010 Keep. if u dont den ur a prep or a poser! But seriously, I've seen worse crap around here. Harpier
Delete	Delete. I've reverted it to the best version I could find. Seriously. This is the best this has ever been. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:51, 29 Jan Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:01, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 19:02, January 29, 2010 (UTC) I HOPE U ALL BRUN IN HELL Normally, I'd abstain out of lack of Harry Potter interest. But Section 1 is horribly written, two others are listcruft, and two others are capital-letter vandalism. Reverting didn't work. Spıke Ѧ  19:12 29-Jan-10 Delete you should be ashamed that ED wrote a better article on this than Uncyc. Seriously. You need to feel so bad. Someone needs to write an article that satirises it, because clearly you can't execute the My Immortal writing style without sounding forced. User:Fag/sig6 23:24, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Absolute crap. No comedic content what-so-ever; upon seeing this, I wanted to violently facefuck the author's mother into a coma. I've shot sperm onto tissues with more potential than this article (and that's saying a lot). This article, by the very sight of it, pisses me off. It's shit like this that makes me grateful that they don't bother to cure cancer. Whoever the fuck wrote this deserves to be summarily executed, and not like Of Mice and Men bullshit. I mean like that "General Nguyen Ngoc Loan executing a Viet Cong prisoner in Saigon" picture. Except with a bazooka instead of a pistol. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 23:29 Jan 29 2010 It seems that e|m|c hates this article. -- Captian Obvious Jan 29 2010, 23:56 (UTC) nigga u crazy --Roman Dog Bird 00:07, January 30, 2010 (UTC) No, it's crap Yea, yea, yea... Lovely example of a shit article so the subject makes it suitable for a shit article? Well maybe, but this ain't anything like the best of this type we have and um. It's a total pile of old piss. MrN  Fork you! 00:32, Jan 30 Delete. Drive-by scribble. Perhaps suitable for Junior Uncyclopedia if that ever gets off the ground. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:51, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. --HELPME 23:46, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM
Comments	I'm not familiar with My Immortal. Is it so bad it's good? Then it should have an article about how good it is. Is it so bad it's worse? Then its article should take the same flaws and present them in a so-bad-it's-good way. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)

Disney Princesses

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Delete	Delete. The latest vandalism was an improvement. MrN  Fork you! 20:26, Jan 31 Delete. Blurs Disney characters with Star Wars characters with Transformers. What's left is a blur. Spıke Ѧ  22:17 31-Jan-10 Weak Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 23:21, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:42, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The concept is beyond this writer's abilities. Shame. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:48, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Doctor Evil

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Delete	Delete. Brought to you by Template:Crap. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:09, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. From the said Template: "He just took random words and threw every large, interesting word he could find and put them into this messy, incoherant [sic] pile." While not every use of the template might be as perfect truth-in-labeling as it is in this article, every use indicates a desire for instant laughs not requiring creativity, and also to turn aside real analysis of why the crap isn't funny. This template should be removed from the few pages where it doesn't fit, and the remainder and then the template brought here. Spıke Ѧ  21:54 31-Jan-10 Also from the said Template, dicks lol --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:08, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Delete.Far too much random humor, Dr. Evil already exists, and there are no images. This guy needs an HTBFANJS lesson, now. --HELPME 23:27, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:40, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pretty obvious obliteration. I did notice someone can't spell Incoherent on the crap template which does need fixing. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:52, February 1, 2010 (UTC) Fixed it though I see the Crap Template is not to be use in the presence of a naked flame. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:01, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Lisa Simpson

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Delete	Delete. No! No! No! It's just too fucking shitty! Even previous versions were lame. Operation: Springfield is over. I'm spent. If I find another article this bad it could give me cancer. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:18, January 31, 2010 (UTC) She's a Whore! As we often say, if anyone devises something actually funny to say, they can re-create this article, and it will be an improvement. Spıke Ѧ  22:12 31-Jan-10 Delete.. Unfunny listcruft. It needs to go. --HELPME 23:30, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:43, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Lisa likes to shout BANG BANG BONANZA at passing cars on the street. This is why she is so intelligent --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:11, February 1, 2010 (UTC)
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Omar Simpson

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Delete	Delete. Reads like it could be a Wikipedia article. Not so much a spoof or joke as a "Marty Stu" character in someone's Simpsons fan fiction.--Count of Monkey Crisco 18:43, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Only substantial work was by "El legend" who has not been down for breakfast since 27-Sep-07. "Saudi" and "gay" are the article's only jokes. Spıke Ѧ  22:02 31-Jan-10 Delete. Gay sex with Satan! Why didn't I think of that idea!? El legend, was this how you got your name?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:49, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Unfunny, and the grammar is shameful. --HELPME 23:37, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM
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Chief Wiggum

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Delete	Bobcat Dance Pleasing to Kurdish skippers. A barometer in the wrong store. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:06, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Morgan Freeman clones? Love of pizza?! HE COULDN'T DEFECATE?! How hilarious. I'm pretty sure the editors who made this pile of shit article what it is (a pile of shit article) could defecate, as evidenced in the fact that the article is a pile of shit. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:26 Jan 31 2010 Delete. Assuming this is a character from The Simpsons, the short article says nothing about The Simpsons, or about anything else. EMC above hits the high points in this release of blather. Spıke Ѧ  12:34 31-Jan-10 Delete. The thrill is gone. --noamshouseparty 14:23, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. A Diaper At Work here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:53, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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L'Anse Creuse Public Schools

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Delete	Delete. I started trying to clean this up, but then I realized I don't care. I don't care about your shitty school. I don't care about this article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:31, 30 Jan Delete. Cripes! I was writing crap like this, a long time ago and not too far away. It isn't vanity, but it has the same importance as does vanity to virtually all Uncyclopedia readers. Spıke Ѧ  21:46 30-Jan-10 Delete Proposition: Redirect every schoolcruft article to Schoolcruft. That would be amusing. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:28, Jan. 31, 2010 Delete. Even the author seems to have stopped caring about this.--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete.. I consider it vanity, and it's not an incredible article anyway. --HELPME 23:40, January 31, 2010 (UTC)—Sir ¬_¬ | Banter HOMOPHOBE!!! NOTM
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Thomas Shithead

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Delete	Delete. Short, shit and pointless. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:09, 30 Jan Delete. I "deny any enjoyance" in this article about feces escaping the clutch of evil Butt demons. Spıke Ѧ  21:28 30-Jan-10 Delete. I am assuming the author isn't a moron, so why write like one for this article? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:47, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Nope. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:32, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 18:37, Jan 31
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Jam Jesus

Keep	Keep'. I liked the idea if not the execution. Anyone want to pass me the Mustard Moses ?--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:59, January 31, 2010 (UTC) If you really think this is worth saving, I have rewritten Section 1 (now the intro) and the next section. "How to make Communion appeal to gluttons in Texas." It's your turn. Spıke Ѧ  13:10 31-Jan-10 post-edited Weak Keep. Ehhh... it's sort of cute. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:20, January 31, 2010 (UTC) Keep. (Formerly Delete) Romartus is now on board. Spıke Ѧ  22:32 31-Jan-10
Delete	Delete. Jumpin' Jesus on a pogo stick, <insert adjective> Jesus articles are funny! -OptyC Sucks! CUN16:51, 30 Jan Delete. Short and awful, tone from encyclopedic to preachy to chatty, ending totally random. Spıke Ѧ  21:25 30-Jan-10 Rescinded Spıke Ѧ  13:31 31-Jan-10 Christcruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:24, Jan. 31, 2010 Is that a wumpscut reference? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:12 Jan 31 2010
Comments	Kept MrN  Fork you! 22:57, Jan 31

Chuck Lee

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Delete	Delete. Imagine for a moment that you're a little dim. Now imagine that you wanted to repeat some Chuck Norris jokes. Now consider the possibility that you wanted people to think they were somehow original in some way. What might you do? -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 30 Jan Delete. The first part was easy! as I don't see that the article has even such an unambitious point as Chris detects. Spıke Ѧ  21:31 30-Jan-10 CHUCK. NORRIS. STOPPED. BEING. FUNNY. YEARS. AGO. - Well, the meme, that is. Chuck Norris' WorldNetDaily column is still amusing. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:20, Jan. 31, 2010 Delete. Holy fucking shit. My eyes are bleeding and the neurons in my brain are still misfiring from the mild stroke I just suffered trying to comprehend the convoluted dog shit that I just "read". I'm typing this with one hand due to paralysis now. The meme "I'm 12 years old and what is this" comes to mind when I fathom who the fuck could've written such drivel and what their motive(s) must've been. If their motive was to make the capillaries en mi ojos burst, they accomplished just that. Never again. Pricks. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 11:10 Jan 31 2010 Delete. Rancid randumbo. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:45, January 31, 2010 (UTC)
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Deathcore

Keep	Keep. Just give me a chance to fix it I need help give me help on how I could make it funnier. -User:Eversincethewar Dude, be fast. Really fast. Make it better. Right now. MrN  Fork you! 19:34, Jan 28
Delete	Delete. I came across this when it popped up on RC. It's exactly what you'd expect it to be. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:09, 28 Jan Delete. I would normally hold my fire, as the author of a horrible article comes asking for help making it funny. But I don't think he can pull it off. He comes to praise Deathcore, not to bury it (in gales of laughter). Deathcore, a musical genre, a way of life, is just, like, gnarly, man, and anyone who doesn't see it is, like, uncool. In other words, the author may be too close to it to write good humor at its expense. As just one example, why do you think we care whether you think Jesus likes deathcore? Spıke Ѧ  00:20 29-Jan-10 Delete. If there is an article out there about this subject, this pile of horrible Randumbo isn't it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:52, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 18:18, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Fucking end it already. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 10:58 Jan 31 2010
Comments	Comment Should this just be moved into User:Eversincethewar's userspace and the redirect suppressed? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:26, 28 January 2010 (UTC) If he wants a copy, he can sure have one. In the meantime vote to delete this shit already. :D -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:32, 28 Jan

Hazaria

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Delete	Delete. Badly written and orphaned article on a fictional country. Get rid. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:26, 29 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Intro screams out, "Don't read me! I'm not really funny!" Spıke Ѧ  22:37 29-Jan-10 poop poop poop pooop --Roman Dog Bird 22:48, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN22:49, 29 Jan Countrycruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:24, Jan. 31, 2010
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The Great Teletubby War

Keep	Keep. - I know "teletubby" sends a red flag, but I find potential with this one. I'll attempt to clean it up before deletion. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:02, Jan. 25, 2010 Aw screw it. Rereading it made me realize it was hopeless. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:08, Jan. 25, 2010 Aww, come on. Is it really that bad? Well, one way to make it hilarious would be to add a footnote for every funny sound, BOOP style. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:43, 25 January 2010 Keep. Needs some work , extensions fitted and power shower attachments. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:30, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I was prepared to hate this one; after all, it has Armageddon and it has Teletubbies, two memes that separately have ruined many an article. But it also has a little cleverness. Needs to relate to things in the real world. "People's Republic" as a Marxist Teletubby knock-off should really be "People's Democratic Republic" for realism. Recommend the deletion of Sections 5 and 6 (listcruft). I have deleted the nonsense casualty count from the intro (more remain) and avoided starting Section 1 with "It is uncertain." Spıke Ѧ  00:31 29-Jan-10 You want to work this into a parody about the hostility between North and South Korea Spike? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:54, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Well, apart from the renaming I proposed, all it lacks is six-nation negotiations and the U.S. shipping them food in exchange for promising not to tell us they're rearming. Spıke Ѧ  11:39 29-Jan-10 I made my name change and cleaned it up a bit further, but it's still a horribly gassy essay by a kid who understands neither war nor English. And at the end of the day, who needs an article on the Great Teletubby War? Again I suggest we ply our trade somewhere where it matters. Spıke Ѧ  11:52 29-Jan-10 And yet you're voting Keep? pillow talk 18:54, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Crossing out my vote occurred to me, but I went back in and edited some more along the lines Romartus suggested. It's borderline passable now. Spıke Ѧ  19:09 29-Jan-10 Sigh. I guess we can keep it now. Fucking Teletubbies. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:40, 30 Jan
Delete	An embarrassment. pillow talk 22:53, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete Yes. Yes it is... MrN  Fork you! 23:01, Jan 25 --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 23:27, January 25, 2010 (UTC) What the... why?? pillow talk 18:03, January 27, 2010 (UTC) for a good nomination? I don't know, I started reading Masaru-san recently. It's fuckin' hilarious. --Roman Dog Bird 19:26, January 27, 2010 (UTC) My ex-wife turned me on to it. It's not very popular Stateside but, man, it's the funniest anime I've ever seen. pillow talk 22:01, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Is it really that bad? Yes. Yes it is... --UU - natter 13:51, Jan 26 Jettison into deep space This one might have had potential but it's too far derailed. I'd encourage the original author to take it back if he cares. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:59, January 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:58, 27 Jan Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:47, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	What about this version then? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 05:34, 27 January 2010 I withdraw my screw it. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:11, Jan. 27, 2010 Na. Still pants IMO. MrN  Fork you! 22:58, Jan 27 Isn't that a good thing? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:37, 28 January 2010 Some pants are pants. Others less so. MrN  Fork you! 01:07, Jan 28 What about now? Spıke Ѧ  15:41 30-Jan-10 Kept It's changed shed loads. If anyone cares, nom it again. Editing a Teletubbys article should be a banning offence IMO. MrN  Fork you! 21:21, Jan 30

:Template:Dont care about what you say

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Delete	Delete. 113 bytes of UN:N. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:36, January 29, 2010 (UTC) :P :D :O :I --Roman Dog Bird 21:03, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Not so much a way for an author to make a statement, even a stupid one, about the contents of an article, but for a third party to extend his third finger at the author. Linked to by Deathcore, hanging by a thread below, and on one user's page. Yeah, bleep you too. Spıke Ѧ  21:20 29-Jan-10 Roman Dog Bird is a cunt. -We All Love JUDY
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Turjuan

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Delete	Delete. Allow me to condense this for you: blah blah Iceland, blah blah nothing funny, blah blah the end. Neatly formatted, I suppose, but unfunny and completely pointless. --UU - natter 11:50, Jan 29 Delete. - You'd think an article about an obscure place in Iceland would naturally produce some simple laughs. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:59, Jan. 29, 2010 Delete. My word! A fantasy nation in the middle of Iceland that no one knows about. "Why on Earth...?" to quote the article on the choice of languages. "Who knows? Who cares?" Spıke Ѧ  12:00 29-Jan-10 Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 18:17, January 29, 2010 (UTC) Hate. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:18, 29 Jan
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Twinkie Wars

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Delete	Delete. Been here since 2006, not getting any better, not attracting any links, not being any good. Time for that to end. --UU - natter 11:47, Jan 29 A slam-dunk. Read the intro (llamas, homosexuals, mutants) and tell me you want to proceed to the single section of poorly formatted listcruft that's left. Spıke Ѧ  11:54 29-Jan-10 Delete. - Crap, and not even funny crap. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 11:57, Jan. 29, 2010 Delete. It's obvious the author ran out of ideas early on, and was just writing to finish it, for the most part. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 15:36, 29 January 2010 (UTC)
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Planet of the Apes

Keep	Keep.. I largely agree with the Count. However, there is some good stuff there I'd hate to lose. Rather than delete this, I'd rather if get one of those fix this template thingies. (Or the Count or somebody could just revert to a better version). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:20, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Messy, ugly and poorly written. In September 2006 quality was merely passable. Today we're looking at deletion or a three year trip on the wayback machine. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Count of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs) Yeah, no. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:53, 27 Jan Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:06, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I don't see much saveable content here. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:31, 28 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. 100% pure Apeshit. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:23, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete Be gone. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:31, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I think this version contains a lot less crap. See? How hard is it to look at previous versions? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:32, 28 January 2010 Comment. About as hard as looking at the "delete" area and seeing that that's exactly what I suggested, or did you think "a three year trip on the wayback machine" was a euphemism for something else?--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:38, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Well no. But hardly anyone's gonna look at older versions unless they're provided with a link of somekind. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:52, 28 January 2010 I looked, but then I'm hardly anyone. Also doesn't "a three year trip on the wayback machine" mean take 36 months worth of old drugs? WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:45, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Newcastle, Wyoming

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Delete	Delete. nobody cares about your dirthole town. Even fewer people care about how much you hate your dirthole town. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:38, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:55, 27 Jan fuk --Roman Dog Bird 00:07, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Nobody cares —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:29, 28 January 2010 (UTC) Delete.. Unintentionally funny bad spelling. Like Jahovas whitnesses which sound like an Aryan Nation version of the Jehovah's Witnesses.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:26, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Note: If we get rid of Newcastle, Wyoming the only thing left in category:Wyoming will be Wyoming. Who left that comment? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:29, 28 January 2010 (UTC) Confess, you criminal! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:55, 28 January 2010

Vulcan (fakeass planet)

Keep	Keep. While not hilarious, some parts did tickle me. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:29, 27 January 2010 Weak Keep. I get it now, still needs work. /me looks at Socky... -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:34, 28 Jan /me stares at the Sun and becomes blind —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:54, 28 January 2010 Keep. MrN  Fork you! 01:40, Jan 28 Keep.. I wouldn't want to live there, but might go there on vacation. (Seriously, I would vote against it for VFH, but don't think it's VFD, either). WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 02:19, January 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Mostly wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:07, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Boring. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:04, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Fakeass article. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:07, 28 Jan
Comments	Well, of course if you're not familiar with Vulcan the hypothetical planet, you're not going to laugh. But it's not that bad of a parody/satire/whatever-you-call-it. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:24, 28 January 2010 LOL. I just thought it was a shit random Star Trek thing. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:34, 28 Jan Kept MrN  Fork you! 01:40, Jan 28

Their Eyes Were Watching God

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Delete	Delete. Listy, badly formatted and unfunny. It's not racist, because the fucking author can't even spell "nigger" correctly. It's just pathetic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:33, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Nigger. Is that so hard? -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:56, 27 Jan --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:09, January 28, 2010 (UTC)~ niger —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:20, 28 January 2010 (UTC) Delete If there is one thing we don't need it's more nigger fucking niggers MrN  Fork you! 01:12, Jan 28
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Griswald

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Delete	Delete. Random heap. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:20, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Crap. -OptyC Sucks! CUN00:02, 28 Jan Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:10, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:17, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
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Battle of Dublin

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Delete	Delete. You know how some articles start small then grow into an impossible to handle crap pile? Well, this didn't. This article started off as barely a screen worth of text and shrank into a single paragraph. It's only logical that it progresses into nothingness. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:10, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Yeah, that sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:59, 27 Jan Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:15, 28 January 2010 (UTC) Shit. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 00:21, January 28, 2010 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 01:09, Jan 28
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Unigon

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Delete	Delete. Unigons are aliens that rape nerd and noobs. That's the joke, the entire joke. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:04, January 27, 2010 (UTC) aiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyaiyai --Roman Dog Bird 21:06, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Unigons be Gone! Actually, I liked this version better. That's because they blanked the page. WHY???PuppyOnTheRadio 22:35, January 27, 2010 (UTC) LOL noob. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:57, 27 Jan Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:14, 28 January 2010 (UTC)
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Shuffle!

Keep	Obvious Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:31, 27 January 2010
Delete	Huffle! I don't remember what this was about, I just remember a growing scream of agony as I got closer to the bottom of the page. Then I realized the scream was mine. Long, unfunny, tosses around random fictional characters, linked NOWHERE else, written by a 13 year old in exactly the way a 13 year old speaks and it just doesn't fucking work. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:46, January 27, 2010 (UTC) holy fuck who cares. Plus, it appears that the author went and re-created this after it was deleted through ICU. Stupid bastard. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 20:54, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN23:56, 27 Jan Animecruft —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:13, 28 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Socky. MrN  Fork you! 01:07, Jan 28
Comments	If this gets deleted, move it to my userspace please , for obvious reasons. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:36, 28 January 2010 Comment. Obvious reasons = Anime lolicon bikini fetish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:40, January 28, 2010 (UTC)

Jake Delhomme

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Delete	Delete. Less an article, more one long name-drop. With some "comedically" large numbers thrown in. --UU - natter 13:50, Jan 26 Delete. Ugh. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 14:58, 26 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 20:58, January 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete. When I came across this line Jake was made to a sex slave since he was five years old I just knew this was going to be crap. I wasn't disappointed (again). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:35, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:57, 27 Jan
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Minnesota Vikings

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Delete	Delete. While reverting some vandalism, it came to my attention that this article is absolute shit. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:14, 26 Jan Tony Cassereto faggots. Now go suck another dick. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 20:48, January 26, 2010 (UTC) Vikings are still in America? Get with the times guys. MrN  Fork you! 01:54, Jan 27 Delete. Crap and with a table too! I am never sure if these articles are written by fans,haters or just the socially maladjusted. Perhaps all three. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:39, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Off with its head The team needs a much better article than this one, which actually says nothing in quite a few words. Aleister in Chains 14:15 27 Jan. MMX
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Gorleston

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Delete	Delete. Short 'n' shit towncruft. That is still more interesting than the town, trust me. Poxy little tip. --UU - natter 11:14, Jan 26 Yawn. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 14:50, 26 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 21:00, January 26, 2010 (UTC) Delete - Towncruft with a memey listcruft. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:15, Jan. 27, 2010 Delete. Rubbish stub. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:31, January 27, 2010 (UTC)
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Whoopsies

Keep	Whoopsies! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:36, Jan. 25, 2010
Delete	Delete. Oh ho, such a clever idea. Oh, wait - it's not. --UU - natter 16:21, Jan 25 EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:24, 25 January 2010 Delete. If it was called Whoops... It would still need deleting. Could work for as a concept, but not with these "jokes". MrN  Fork you! 16:36, Jan 25 HAW HAW! --Roman Dog Bird 17:49, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete Not funny, just stupid. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:28, January 27, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Whoopsies indeed. Is that what the cat does when the catflap is closed and you've forgotten to load the tray with the kitty litter? Delete Many articles need deleating, including all of mine, but this one should be served up on a plate and deleated in style. Aleister in Chains 13:19 27 Jan. MMX
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Little red drug dealer

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Delete	Delete. Mexican gay slaves, child rapists and Paris Hilton, oh my! All in one single, crappy paragraph. Created in 2007 by someone calling himself Randomguy - he got that right. --UU - natter 13:56, Jan 26 Mexican gay slave. That was one of the worst parodies I've ever read. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 15:06, 26 January 2010 (UTC) Delete whoaaaaa this is really bulsshit..even i cnat write as bad as this.thats how random this article is.jupiterfox 15:10, 26 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:19, 26 Jan Delete. - These are the cruft that make VFD comedic gold. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:50, Jan. 26, 2010
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Battle of Peleliu

Keep	Keep Not total shit. I can't be arsed to fix it, but it's far too good for VFD IMO. MrN  Fork you! 16:31, Jan 25 Not bad enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:56, 26 January 2010 Weak keep. Tolerable, I guess. --UU - natter 13:52, Jan 26
Delete	Delete. Pointless article about a WWII battle, apparently. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:01, 25 January 2010 (UTC) Delete - "The battle of Peliliu is arguably one of the war's most pointless battles" Fitting introduction to this article. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:07, Jan. 25, 2010 ----Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 13:00, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. It's also orphaned, if anyone cares. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 05:29, 26 January 2010 (UTC) Kept MrN  Fork you! 19:05, Jan 26

Preps

Keep	Keep Too many good things to throw it all away. I tell ya, the standard of what we huff at VFD these days is A LOT higher than it used to be... MrN  Fork you! 01:21, Jan 24 fine --shithead 00:04, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Meh. --UU - natter 12:17, Jan 25 MrN is right. The standard IS a lot higher than it used to be. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:34, 25 January 2010 Keep. Not total crap. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:40, Jan. 25, 2010
Delete	Delete. I checked a few random selections from the page history and it would appear that this has always been crap. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:16, 23 Jan ollfoloqlofl --Roman Dog Bird 23:16, January 23, 2010 (UTC) Make die now -- rude Ape (ameliorate) (Riot Porn) 01:23, January 24, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Well, I spent a few mins tarting it up. Get it? Tarting up. Oh, I'm so clever. Get it? I'm being like a prep. No? What? I'm always like that? Well fuck you. Also, stop interrupting when I'm trying to talk to myself. MrN  Fork you! 01:43, Jan 24 What!?! Now, you go all silent on me! This article is still pants? Well vote me down you buggers! See if I care. Do I look like I care. No. That's cos I don't. See. See. Now you all just go right ahead and do your worst. You just bloody vote delete. Yea. You! MrN  Fork you! 22:48, Jan 24 You care so little you don't even use question marks, man - that's how much you don't care! Also: hack out more of those goddamn lists, and remove (and delete) that shitty template-style image at the top, and you'll get my keep vote. --UU - natter 11:35, Jan 25 Well, ya know I'm kidding obviously... What I was trying to say though was that I think we are deleting some stuff which we probably should not. It took me only a few mins to fix this article to the extent that RDB was satisfied, and it's probably going to be kept now. As you know (I'm sure) I really could not give a monkeys about this page other than just in generally I don't like to see things being deleted when all they need is a little tidy up. That's starting to happen a lot more these days and it's really starting to worry me. Many of the pages we are deleting only need a little bit of TLC to bring em up over the bar and it's not happening. Most of the short and shit articles are gone now and the standard at VFD is a lot higher than it was. I sure as heck don't want to spend all my time fixing articles which I don't care about, and I don't want to see VFD turning into a page where people can post pages which they can't be bothered to fix themselves when doing so would not take that much effort at all. I'm not sure which parts of the lists you hate, maybe you could remove the bits you don't like? MrN  Fork you! 11:58, Jan 25 I hate pretty much every single bit of every list on the page, to be honest. If I went in there and edited, I'd probably leave just "being rich" from the first list, and that's it. I'm a bad man to point in the direction of a list and ask to trim it down... ;-) --UU - natter 12:17, Jan 25 What's wrong with higher standards? In any case I've further trimmed it down (read: removed the shit lists) but IMO it's still shit. Meh. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:20, 26 Jan This one is going to haunt me forever. I just know it... I wanted to say... Hea! You can't just remove ALL the lists... But I just don't care about the article enough... Looks like it's a keep now though. Sorry? MrN  Fork you! 18:57, Jan 26 Kept MrN  Fork you! 18:57, Jan 26

You Are Dust

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Delete	Delete. This Is Shit. --UU - natter 16:19, Jan 25 Delete. Short n shit Medium length n shit. MrN  Fork you! 16:24, Jan 25 EXTERMINATE!  You Are Dead does a much better job. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:28, 25 January 2010 oy --Roman Dog Bird 18:02, January 25, 2010 (UTC) DELETE - AS PER SOCKY. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:33, Jan. 25, 2010
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11:11 wishes

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Delete	Delete. I don't care what that lame template at the top says, this sucks and should go. --UU - natter 16:17, Jan 25 Delete. Yes. MrN  Fork you! 16:44, Jan 25 and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that, and the day after that. --nigger 18:08, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - This kind of crap is what brings me back day after day. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:38, Jan. 25, 2010 Delete. I would have sworn this was written no later than 2006. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:48, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
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UnNews:Cat Suicide Epidemic!

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Delete	Delete. - As hilarious as lolcats and Bob Saget is (you decide if that was sarcasm), this needs to go. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:23, Jan. 25, 2010 ew...... --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 04:27, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sucks. Also, what's a Bob Saget? --UU - natter 11:44, Jan 25 EXTERMINATE!  Since when do we care about old UnNewses though? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:36, 25 January 2010 Delete. Oh dear. MrN  Fork you! 16:38, Jan 25
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Cat aids

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Delete	Delete. I can haz cat fetish? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:04, 25 January 2010 (UTC) O-o --Nigger Fucking Faggot Etc x1000 and Shithead N/O/T/FUCKING FUNNYR.D.B. COW! GOTM THING INCEST EATMYSHORTS GAYMUSIC HAWKMAN MF LESCLAY DON'TVOTE 04:35, January 25, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - Did you know that Feline Aids is the #1 killer of cats? *comical horn plays while camera zooms in on Debbie Downer* -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:00, Jan. 25, 2010 Delete. Colossally shite. --UU - natter 11:43, Jan 25 Delete. Wrong wiki mate. Wrong wiki... MrN  Fork you! 16:32, Jan 25
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Cory in the House

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Delete	Delete. *Saving Vfd from near emptiness* —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:52, 25 January 2010 (UTC) Delete - Holy crap, this has been on Uncyclopedia almost as long as me. Equally funny as well. :P -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:03, Jan. 25, 2010 Delete. You had me at "top raped comedy series". Such humour is too sophisticated for us. --UU - natter 11:37, Jan 25 Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:55, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Harvest moon skin bazaar

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Delete	Delete. Um...I, uh...what? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:55, 25 January 2010 (UTC) Calling it gamecruft would be unfair to the average gamecruft article, which has better quality standards. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:05, Jan. 25, 2010 Delete. Smash pig head on stick -cock-tail syrup -Molted broom stick ice cream -Unsalted salt fish -Dipshit -straw-beery juice -ETC. --UU - natter 11:38, Jan 25 Delete. Deafness or blooding ear is not our responsibility! --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:45, January 25, 2010 (UTC)
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Peters of the world

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Delete	' Delete. The first paragraph is acceptable and should be moved to Peter, which is currently an undecorated disambiguation page. The rest is awful and should be destroyed. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:57, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:04, January 22, 2010 (UTC) In-jokey, listy, bad. pillow talk 18:11, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:19, 23 Jan Delete. MrN  Fork you! 01:18, Jan 24
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Philosopholis Thompson

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Delete	Delete. Hey it's another epic biography of a fake person, or as I like to say, ramblin' wizard stories. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:28, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:10, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Starts out bad, then spirals down into a pit of despair. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 22:38, 22 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Imagine getting stuck in a lift with a person telling you this story. Only one of you will get out alive. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:37, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:17, 23 Jan
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Hippo toss

Keep	Keep. A rather nice stub, actually. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:11, 23 January 2010 Keep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 08:48, January 23, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Nothing wrong with tossing hippos. What? MrN  Fork you! 10:46, Jan 23
Delete	Delete. Pasketmaul is more than enough pachyderm based imaginary sports for one wiki. --Count of Monkey Crisco 19:50, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Kept MrN  Fork you! 10:46, Jan 23

Black Mesa (video game)

Keep	Keep. Then what do i have to do to keep the article on here then? --Hollow334 3:29 January 22, 2010 Read UN:VAIN and HTBFANJS then take on-board the concepts of those and apply them to this article. It's not deleted yet, but You can put a copy in your usespace to work on later for if this does get huffed. MrN  Fork you! 11:34, Jan 22
Delete	Delete. Starts off with shaky gamercruft the ever so subtly transfers into vanity about some nobodies on a website forum somewhere. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. What can I say? Not funny, the vanity seems pretty much an intrinsic part of the article, and it just seems like it doesn't belong here. Maybe if there were a "Ranting About Games and Mods" wiki... --UU - natter 12:22, Jan 22 Delete. Stick it on a user page or flush down a vanity blog. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:38, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:04, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Uncyclopedia articles about personal side projects are discouraged, unless your side projects happen to be hilarious, like, say, putting tutus on bears. pillow talk 18:10, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Or bears playing hockey. That shit's funny as fuck. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:18, 23 Jan
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The Michael Jackson Show

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Delete	Delete. To the uninitiated this looks barely passable but any good material (images included) was lifted from a pair of considerably superior "Satuday TV Fun House" segment on Saturday Night Live between 5 to 15 years ago. The rest is useless padding. This is exactly the sort of thing the "Don't Plagiarize" section in HTBFANJS is referring to. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:31, January 22, 2010 (UTC) lolol --Roman Dog Bird 18:05, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Bahaha get it? Michael Jackson's a gay pedo? LOL! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 20:34, 22 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN15:19, 23 Jan Lol pedo Although I do wonder where those images came from. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 23:16, January 23, 2010 (UTC) TV Funhouse/Saturday Night Live. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:18, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
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The Final Battle Between Good and Evil

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Delete	Delete. The ongoing battle between cruft and content. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:18, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 12:38 Jan 22 2010 Delete. Seems to have been translated from another language which is my charitable way of saying this is a cacastrophe. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:43, January 22, 2010 (UTC) dohohohoho --Roman Dog Bird 18:01, January 22, 2010 (UTC) There will be no final battle!  Either the good guys call it a day and surrender to the dark side, or God awakens out of his beauty sleep and beats the crap out of the bad guys. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:14, 23 January 2010
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Petoria

Keep	Keep. C'mon, it's not that bad, besides it's been on this site for awhile. --Hollow334 That's often a bad thing. We had lower standards and worse qaulity control back then. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:21, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. So... That Family Guy guy has his own made up country. Yeah... that's the joke. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:16, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Strong delete. I'd have more respect for a wiki that consisted entirely of random keyboard mashing than one that consisted entirely of recycled Family Guy jokes. pillow talk 16:39, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Fuck it in the face. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 16:55 Jan 22 2010 Family Guy. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:03, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The writer needs to go back to his parody classes because this isn't going to stay here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:48, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Del --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 07:21, January 23, 2010 (UTC)
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Dr. Sebastian

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Delete	Delete. Sebastian R. Denault (not to be confused with the Boy Scout of the same name and equal fame) was born in the Millennium Falcon in the year Eleventy-tween BC. He was known throughout the universe for his excellent inventions and discoveries. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:34, January 22, 2010 (UTC) dat is one hairy ass nigguh --Roman Dog Bird 22:09, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Randumbo+probable vanity+possible cyberbullying = Excremental My Dear Watson...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:33, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 01:05, 23 January 2010 (UTC) Why did you make me look at that?  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:09, 23 January 2010
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Borgisms

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Delete	Delete. This is painfully fucking unfunny. Standard Joke Template + Celebrity = Gratingly predictable joke about celebrity. Imagine the worlds worst sci-fi geek, then give him strong coffee, Asperger's syndrome and body odor. Now imagine you're bound and gagged in a makeshift dungeon he dug under his bungalow. That's what it feels like to read this start to finish. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:10, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. UN:HTBFANJS explains exactly how most lists are inadvisable. To whom do we mail a copy of it? Is there a need to tell the same joke one hundred times? Spıke Ѧ  00:19 22-Jan-10 MY EYES --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:30, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. - This coming from a geek with Asperger Syndrome and who forgot to shower today. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:35, Jan. 22, 2010 Delete. About as unfunny as you can be without trying too hard. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:39, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I guess any complaints go to user:Enzo Aquarius. I can't convince myself to mail him anything less than a nail bomb. I hate hate hat this article!--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:42, January 22, 2010 (UTC) "I am n00b of Borg. You will laugh at our pitiful attempts to assimilate you."  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 01:59 (UTC)

Flying Purple Chicken Inn

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Delete	Delete. Unsurprisingly, nothing links here. Pretty dumb and pointless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:52, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. When you are in a pub and read its founding year as "9661," there's usually a much more obvious reason. Author misses it, does most other things wrong, and frequently inserts himself into the telling. Time, gentlemen! Spıke Ѧ  23:56 21-Jan-10 Flush! - Down to Illogicopedia it goes. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:36, Jan. 22, 2010 Delete. The only interesting thing is this appears to be an article about a restaurant. So probably not the work of a kiddie wibble scribe as they only eat at McDonalds. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:42, January 22, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Was gonna nom this myself, Count beat me to it. --UU - natter 12:23, Jan 22
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Captain Jackass

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Delete	Delete. It's wibble, wibble I tells ya! --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:31, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Someone should nom that first picture for VFP though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:34, 21 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Wibble it is. And I don't care if the first picture survives either. Spıke Ѧ  23:40 21-Jan-10 WHAT?? That is a qaulity picture! QAULITY I SAY! —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:41, 21 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:39, Jan. 22, 2010 Delete. The only jackass I see in the room is the author who wrote this farrago of randumbo. Asinine --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:45, January 22, 2010 (UTC)
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UnPoetia:A Mind-Bogglingly Accurate Definition of the Modern Age

Keep	Keep. It's UnPoetia and it ain't horrible. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:44, 21 January 2010 Keep. Seems like a deliberately exaggerated parody to me. If it's not intentional, it still tickles me. --UU - natter 09:40, Jan 21 Keep. Weak parody but lesser works have escaped the firing squad here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:45, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Isn't this site supposed to be witty or funny or clever or something? This is just mopey, shoegazer song lyrics. Poetry like this goes on Livejournal or Myspace. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:59, January 20, 2010 (UTC) lol --Roman Dog Bird 22:03, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Ooh, that's deep! And mind-bogglingly accurate; the title tells us so. Unfunny. Spıke Ѧ  22:14 20-Jan-10
Comments	Kept MrN  Fork you! 20:04, Jan 22

:Category:Perry the Platypus

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Delete	Delete. Eat shit, novelty category! --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:40, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Oh yeah, the next time I upload a crap photo, I'll surely give it its own category. Spıke Ѧ  23:42 21-Jan-10 Delete. Content is essentially a sentence, then a picture of a cartoon character that isn't used anywhere. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:43, 21 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Anyone who votes to keep this should be banned for their own good. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:16, January 22, 2010 (UTC) That's hilarious. - Count's nom vote, that is. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 00:33, Jan. 22, 2010
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Plectrum

Keep	Keep. Temporary flip of vote to keep my request for assistance (just below) alive on this page a bit longer. Spıke Ѧ  00:01 22-Jan-10
Delete	Delete. Saddam Hussein? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:34, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This one has been lying around in this pathetic state since 2005! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:43, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:33, 21 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Turgid, and gives it away on Line 1. Plectrum, you see, is simply something Brits say to baffle and anger Yanks. The framework of a new concept is in User:SPIKE/Plectrum, but I'll need help with details from people who have been involved in fractious trans-Atlantic collaboration more recently than I. Spıke Ѧ  23:36 21-Jan-10 Delete. Now you are getting a bit silly.... MrN  Fork you! 01:59, Jan 22
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Oak Ridge High School (El Dorado Hills, CA)

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Delete	Delete. Someone incorrectly put an ICU on this months after it was created. I had to remove the tag, but they do have a point: this is lame schoolcruft. --UU - natter 15:25, Jan 21 Delete. Total (institutional) vanity, with an intro that reads as though it is trying out to make the jump to Wikipedia. Spıke Ѧ  17:37 21-Jan-10 Delete. Pants. Welcome back MrN. -OptyC Sucks! CUN17:46, 21 Jan Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:05, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Whoa. I just moved there. Seriously. The people here eat shit, though. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:27, 21 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Although I swear I've heard that song somewhere before....  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!*  (talk) (stalk) Π   ~  ~  22 Jan 2010 ~ 01:51 (UTC)
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White Hole

Keep	I don't know. It definitely has a good concept. Ya know, "stars are actually singularities that magically emit light" which could be followed with basically a parody mocking astrophysics or something. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 21 January 2010
Delete	Delete. If I explained why this stub was so bad the nomination would be longer than the article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:26, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Scientist are baffled. Slapped with {{ICU}} on the day of its creation (in April'07) by AnonIP. Didn't work then, hasn't happened since. Spıke Ѧ  21:34 20-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:37, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. White hole spewing time engines dead air supply low advice please. Oh - this sucks, BTW. --UU - natter 09:34, Jan 21 Delete. Let the forces of gravity pull this towards the electron masher. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:52, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Delete. MrN  Fork you! 21:46, Jan 21
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Snake Wizard

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Delete	Delete. Perhaps you were looking for TV Tropes? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:33, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:36, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. "snake wizards existed very much time before" There may be a cultural problem here (not to mention the language problem). This collection of fantasy creatures and red-links is whimsical but not really funny. Spıke Ѧ  23:48 20-Jan-10 Delete. Confusing as much as anything, but just seems pointless to me. --UU - natter 09:41, Jan 21 Delete. One line intro basically and long boring character list. Why they wanted to parade this thing here I have no idea.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:43, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:51, 21 January 2010

LJN

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Delete	Delete. this was given a stay of execution last year because it was still in Pee Review. It received a 20.5/50 and that was a bit generous. After the Pee Review it's creator all but abandoned it and there was no significant further improvements. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:50, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Now excuse me while I puke!!! --Dangerous Dave Mustaine 22:04, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. This is not humor; it is a prolog of solid name-calling and an epilog of list. But don't cite Pee Review totals. Each of my Pees starts by warning the author to ignore my "grades." I would never boil down a review into a number except that y'all insisted it was necessary to get the item out of the queue. Spıke Ѧ  22:13 20-Jan-10 Delete. Oh dear. --UU - natter 09:37, Jan 21 Delete. I guess the writer had a history of broken toys with this rant piece.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:48, January 21, 2010 (UTC)
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Derek Acorah

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Delete	Delete. Attempting to turn a minor celebrity into a cruft epic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:00, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Don't know who Derek Acorah is, but this article neither lures me in nor does anything else right. Spıke Ѧ  00:21 21-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:38, January 21, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 21 January 2010 Delete. Spike: think yourself lucky. This is the "psychic" who "interviewed" "Michael Jackson" after he died. And other crap like that. The article is a good fit, in that it's about as entertaining as he is. Get rid. --UU - natter 09:51, Jan 21
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Wizard mode

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Delete	Delete. Random and lacking core concept. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:46, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Classic case of the encyclopedia cliché: Using pompous pseudo-science and techno-babble to obscure the fact that you have nothing to say and you aren't funny. The usual culprit, compelled to state gobbledygook as a formula as this author is, at least unnecessarily invokes our math markup language so it looks decent. Spıke Ѧ  00:18 21-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:38, January 21, 2010 (UTC) Obliterate. I'd say redirect to God mode, if not for the fact that it doesn't exist. So instead, redirect this to A wizard did it please. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 21 January 2010 Delete. The best thing about this is the name of the author - Hostile Amish is a good username. Oh, and the first line carries a whiff of an idea that might even be fun. Unfortunately, the article abjectly fails to live up to that promise. --UU - natter 09:48, Jan 21
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Dumbo the Elephant

Keep	Keep Are we reading the same article? MrN  Fork you! 18:47, Jan 18 -- Jumping ship... MrN  Fork you! 00:12, Jan 21 Keep. Not terrific, but not terrible either. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:22, 18 January 2010< Keep It's not a bad article (besides all those Dumbo-Sex-Jokes). Could use some work, though.--Yoyoddd 04:21, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Lame. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:19, January 17, 2010 (UTC) Delete. The pakaderm [sic] is afflicted with Dumboism, causing him to spew racial epithets. Translation, it is open season for the author to do so. Also bestiality, grues, and dying by turning into a giant vagina--after skiing down a course of listcruft. Spıke Ѧ  03:52 18-Jan-10 Delete. Sucks. --UU - natter 11:35, Jan 18 Delete. Randumbo by a Dumbo About..No not really about Dumbo at all. A blessing of Pachydermatitis on it. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:42, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dumbo as a failed actor could be a good premise for an article, but there's too much LOL EPHELANT SECKS to make this worth keeping. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:07, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:20, 20 Jan Delete. He turned into a what? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:41, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. OK, OK! You win!! Maybe a clean slate is better after all. MrN  Fork you! 00:12, Jan 21
Comments	Re-directed. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:17, January 21, 2010 (UTC)

Kurdish Military Industries

Keep	Keep. I like the title. --Undder User 13:02, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Keep. Romartus, get some photos. Flip your vote and let's fix this one. Spıke Ѧ  13:05 20-Jan-10 Keep. I like the title too. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:57, 20 January 2010
Delete	Delete. My first article. Unfunny. Short. Useless. No images. I won't miss it. • FreddThe Redd • • • 12:46 • Wednesday, I withdraw my nomination. • FreddThe Redd • • • 14:46 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010 Delete. I think you can ask the admins to do this instead of bringing it here but I respect your honesty. It isn't the worst article I have seen and was tempted to vote as a Keep ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:58, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	I would personally vote Move to userspace since it's clearly unfinished. pillow talk 16:38, January 20, 2010 (UTC) I started editing it in mainspace, which made Fredd decide to rewrite it entirely, as he told me on my talk page by way of explaining why he blew away my edits. Its current state is clearly unfinished, but I trust it's a matter of hours or a day before he puts up something sensible. Spıke Ѧ  17:02 20-Jan-10 Kept WTF happened here. If you want one of your own articles deleted put it on QVFD saying "author request". Don't use VFD in this way again. It will make me mad. You would not like me when I'm mad. MrN  Fork you! 18:41, Jan 20 I like you when you're mad. I find it somewhat arousing. pillow talk 18:42, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Aw, Fredd just wanted to be dared into fixing the article by seeing someone else go to work on it. Spıke Ѧ  18:44 20-Jan-10 Actually, I nom'd it to get it deleted. At first I thought about taking it to qVFD, but seeing that it's in mainspace, and a year old, I took it to VFD to get it deleted until Spike proceeded to fix it up, so I thought to myself "I'm fucking hungry," which is irelevant. Then while eating a choco bar, some ideas popped in my head, but I had to go take a piss first. AfterI had pissed, I decided to rewrite it, so I added a WIP tag and blanked most of the page. The rest is history. • FreddThe Redd • • • 19:00 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010 It's all good. After what Hyper said I shall be doing all I can to avoid getting mad. QVFD would have been fine though for this one as you are the only person to have made a significant contribution to the page. Even if others had made bigger edits I personally (although some admins may not so much) try to honour requests of the original author. MrN  Fork you! 19:14, Jan 20 No, Fredd, you blanked it and then went to take a piss, if only that! Anyway, too much detail! didn't need to know. It's yours now, and I'll be by later to check your spelling. Spıke Ѧ  19:22 20-Jan-10 No, I took a piss, blanked it, then took a shit.And while I was taking the shit, I read a very interesting article in the newspaper. Unfortunately, I dont remember what it was about. • FreddThe Redd • • • 20:00 • Wednesday, 20-01-2010

Roblox

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Delete	Delete. What the fuck? —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 00:52, 20 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. So someone's been banned from a web site, and wants to state his case here, with passing references to the Holocaust? Why wouldn't that be funny? Spıke Ѧ  01:29 20-Jan-10 Delete. Robollox. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:01, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sucks. Hard. --UU - natter 12:58, Jan 20 lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 15:44, January 20, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Though the article isn't really funny, this page really ought to be featured. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:48, 20 January 2010 It would be on Encyclopedia Dramatica. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:01, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Don't you mean Illogicopedia? —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:26, 20 January 2010

Warcraft 3

Keep	Slow down there was this version maybe. OK, that's not great either but it's a bit better. I do agree with RDB's nomination reason, but just wanted a few people to take a quick look at this before we make a final decision on this one... MrN  Fork you! 01:37, Jan 20 MrN  Fork you! 18:17, Jan 20 Yeah, okay, I would have gotten beyond the intro on this one, as the turgid Section 1 had not yet been turned into a turgid intro. But I won't change my vote. Spıke Ѧ  01:42 20-Jan-10
Delete	don't give a shit --Roman Dog Bird 20:53, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Parallel universe; dramatic tear in time and space; conflict between orcs and humans; pseudo complex mythological techno, sci-fi/fantasy world; dominantly powerful gods and titans and demons duking it out in a super awesome matrix worthy action fight scene; then some first-person chat. That's just the intro, after which an interminable Table of Contents. As I once wrote in my notorious Pee Review of ITSCON: I am done with this before the article begins. Spıke Ѧ  21:25 19-Jan-10 Obliterate. Who needs Warcraft 3 when StarCraft II is soon to be released. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:38, 19 January 2010 Delete.. All this effort to do what exactly? Like someone re-writing War and Peace and changing a few commas. Sad. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:37, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Crap. And other versions appear to be crap too. --UU - natter 12:57, Jan 20
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Envy

Keep	Redirect to File:8616363.gif. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:52, 20 January 2010
Delete	what --Roman Dog Bird 20:50, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Some hermaphrodite from Full Metal Alchemist. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:00, 19 January 2010 Delete. A vehicle for lists, memes, and cruft by an elementary-school pupil (or a mental equivalent) who has nothing real to say and isn't funny. Spıke Ѧ  21:18 19-Jan-10 Delete and protect it since FMA fans are likely to recreate it later. —Paizuri MUN (Talk • Contribs • Poll!) 23:39, 19 January 2010 (UTC) Delete. Dribble-on-the-Wibble. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:45, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Sucks. Get rid. --UU - natter 12:56, Jan 20
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:Category:Things that made General Grievous cough

Keep	I luv this! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:41, 19 January 2010 Keep Anyone volunteering to clean up all the red links? MrN  Fork you! 01:06, Jan 20
Delete	huh --Roman Dog Bird 20:37, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. An article on General Grievous's cough might have some promise, but a category populated with utterly random articles is not funny. pillow talk 20:49, January 19, 2010 (UTC) It's probably overused, yes. But it might be funny on a couple articles. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:56, 19 January 2010 Well, I don't see a single article in the category where that appears to be the case. Nor am I sure what article it might be funny on. pillow talk 21:02, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Perhaps Jedi, soulless megacorporations, intentional "accidents", people who can't tell the difference between droids and cyborgs and bugs. (This will all make sense if you skim through starwars:Grievous.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:28, 19 January 2010 So, basically, right now, we have Jedi, and possibly Bug, although that's a candidate for deletion, itself. I can't see having a category to categorize 1.5 articles. pillow talk 00:44, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Not necessarily. In Grievous's case the soulless megacorporation was The Bank, the intentional "accident" in question can be easily equated with somebody set up us the bomb and people who can't tell the difference between droids and cyborgs are idiots. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 02:01, 20 January 2010 A red-link is a red-link. And a category like this is a cheap alternative for actual creative writing. Spıke Ѧ  02:30 20-Jan-10 Delete. More category abuse. Spıke Ѧ  21:16 19-Jan-10 Delete. Category:Articles I Press the Deletion Vote on. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:54, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. categories and templates exist to convey information, not to be jokes in and of themselves. A joke category is like a joke template, only worse, which in turn is like cliche random oneliner, only worse. --Mn-z 06:14, January 20, 2010 (UTC) Delete. I'll happily remove this from all those pages if this useless category is deleted, as it should be. --UU - natter 12:55, Jan 20 Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:14, 20 Jan Oh, well. It had to be deleted anyway, because it should be "Things that make General Grievous cough". —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 18:21, 20 January 2010
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Qwertyland

Keep	Keep This does lack funny, but is mildly amusing and quite well written. The ideas in are quite fun. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:30, January 16, 2010 (UTC) Keep. I like the title. • FreddThe Redd • • • 11:59 • Saturday, 16-01-2010
Delete	Delete. This has been here since 2006, and yet nothing links to it, which tells you most of what you need to know about its popularity. It alternates between random and dull, and finishes with a dull list. I don't see a point to us having this article at all. --UU - natter 11:45, Jan 15 Delete. Yes, it alternates between random and dull; and random isn't inherently funny, especially in fictional-country-cruft that relates to nothing. But shouldn't we get an opinion on Qwertyland from Mnbvcxz?! Spıke Ѧ  13:31 15-Jan-10 I stole CBS. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 19:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC) delete. A seriously dull and pointless article with only this line to make me think about it a second after skimming it: After annexing Iceland, Qwertyland acquired trillions of tribes of ancient dagger firing ant colonies. How do they do it oh great chronicler of Qwertyland? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:46, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Feh My high school history books make for more interesting reads. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:09, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:19, 20 Jan
Comments	Only change in 2009 was from "Random-fool"; change summary was: "did a bit of messing about, you know the usual n00bish randomness." Admirable self-awareness. Spıke Ѧ  13:34 15-Jan-10

Britain

Keep	Keep and Recommit. Agreed that this article is goofy and contains vandalism, whereas the real one is clever and wry. Also, despite my forum query where you told me it's fine to have multiple articles on the same topic, it would be outlandish if you read Great Britain, went back to it, omitting the first word by mistake, and got this. I propose that we ask the Imperial Colonizers to scour this for anything worth adding to the main article, or saving as, for example, History of Great Britain, delegating to them the right to delete this when they're done. Spıke Ѧ  19:55 15-Jan-10 Keep. I like the title. • FreddThe Redd • • • 11:58 • Saturday, 16-01-2010 Keep. Far too much stuff worth keeping in with all the carp. If someone wants to move the good stuff (there is some) into another article then fine delete this afterwards, until then no. MrN  Fork you! 23:23, Jan 18
Delete	Delete. Excessively long, unfunny, and redundant. Delete and redirect. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:24, 15 Jan Yep. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:56, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete. sausage lol 23:59, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Delete' The best thing that can be done with this article is to remove it and let something new and exciting sprout from it. mAttlobster. (hello) 10:28, January 16, 2010 (UTC) Delete I'd no idea how horrible it had become in the last year or so. It's also been made redundant. --Zarbag 18:37, January 17, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment. I agree with Spike on this one.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, January 15, 2010 (UTC) Comment! This used to be better. Just saying. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:37, 17 January 2010 MrNd Yea. I just made that up. So.... I'm moving this to History of Great Britain and redirecting Britain to Great Britain. Hopefully someone will do the hard job of actually cleaning this bugger up or use some of the material elsewhere. MrN  Fork you! 01:15, Jan 20 On this side of The Water, we call it "pulling it out of my ass." Romartus, history plus Great Britain puts it firmly within your area of expertise, but I'll serve as your copy editor. Spıke Ѧ  01:25 20-Jan-10 OK I will give it a go this week.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:07, January 20, 2010 (UTC)

Face (Game)

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Delete	Delete. Sorry - did I miss something? WTF is this about, and what is the point? And where is the funny? --UU - natter 10:28, Jan 19 Delete. No, you didn't miss anything. Spıke Ѧ  10:47 19-Jan-10 EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:33, 19 January 2010 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:47, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Face/off. pillow talk 19:23, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Excrementalism. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:36, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Fedor Emelianenko/Facts

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Delete	Delete. Yet another Chuck Norris Facts aping list. Not original, not interesting, and not even linked from the Fedor Emelianenko article, which tells you all you need to know about it. Sucks - get rid. --UU - natter 10:24, Jan 19 Sucks. And the author begins by essentially telling us he is aping the article. Spıke Ѧ  10:46 19-Jan-10 I might have considered it funny if it had been about someone I gave a shit about. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:31, 19 January 2010 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA --Roman Dog Bird 18:19, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Reformatted to fit my primitive screen. Spıke Ѧ  18:43 19-Jan-10 re-reformatted lolololol --Roman Dog Bird 18:47, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Takes crap writing to a new dimension. Hope it stays there. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:31, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Ghandi Top Trumps

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Delete	Delete. Just look at it. --UU - natter 10:17, Jan 19 Delete. But the intro says that Ghandi (which it sometimes spells Gandhi) is a populat [sic] game! Spıke Ѧ  10:44 19-Jan-10 Gandhi is the correct spelling. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:16, 19 January 2010 No kidding? Then who would type "Ghandi" to jump to this article?! Never mind Spıke Ѧ  17:15 19-Jan-10 EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:25, 19 January 2010 uhhhhhhh --Roman Dog Bird 18:54, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Ghandi or Gandhi, this is shit shandy. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 19:24, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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Template:Real Info

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Delete	Delete. A new kind of bad. IronLung 08:53, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Spectacularly pointless template. --UU - natter 10:16, Jan 19 Delete. And I SUGGUEST [sic] that we delete it. Spıke Ѧ  10:42 19-Jan-10 EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:17, 19 January 2010 wtf --Roman Dog Bird 18:57, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Reminder: When VFD'ing a template, enclose {VFD} in <noinclude> tags or the {VFD} will get propagated to every page that uses the template. Not disastrous in this case. Spıke Ѧ  10:42 19-Jan-10

List of Profanity

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Delete	Delete. I think we could just about do without this. IronLung 08:51, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Delete. Fuckawful list. --UU - natter 10:14, Jan 19 Delete. Goes without saying. Spıke Ѧ  10:40 19-Jan-10 EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:19, 19 January 2010 dohohohohohoho --Roman Dog Bird 19:15, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	Comment - Could it be moved to Profanity/List of Profanity? I find it mildy amusing, though I don't want to hurt Uncyc's quality status because I'm 9 years old. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 16:57, Jan. 19, 2010

Disney

Keep	Keep Um? We could also cut our own noses off to spite our faces. Not all total crap. Needs LOTS of love but would be replaced by something similar but worse. Put a rewrite tag on it maybe to encourage an overhaul. MrN  Fork you! 00:22, Jan 19 Keep. Because. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:25, 19 January 2010 Keep I have to agree, it's not great, but it'd probably be replaced by something worse. Plus, imagine all the tags on various articles that lead to Disney. Not a good reason to keep it, but still... Eh, it made me laugh once or twice, which is more than I can say for some articles out there.--Yoyoddd 04:17, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Keep.. This needs to go into surgery for a major operation.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:47, January 19, 2010 (UTC) yeah fine --Roman Dog Bird 19:18, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Delete	Bluuh. This has been cruft from day one. It started as 2005cruft, and after years of being shat upon by IPs and mentally deficient 15-year-olds, I can't say it's gotten any better. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:04, January 19, 2010 (UTC) I like eating my own shit but not as much as disney who can suck my butt --Bambiwinkyis01FurbyBirdcrap 00:08, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	The law of averages tells us that there must be something there that's not total crap considering how long the article is, but I can't find it. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:38, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Look here. (Tip: Neglect any lists or trivia.) —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:48, 19 January 2010 I have an idea for this (see talk page for this article). --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:52, January 19, 2010 (UTC) This page would be fine, but some movies that are mentioned like Donald Duck: Full Frontal, Blank Check (film), and Who Framed Roger Rabbit should be on this page Disney! There should also be a special page called Disney Sequels which have the sequels and upcoming films on there.MrCleveland 18:11, January 19, 2010 (UTC) Kept May Sophia have mercy on our souls... MrN  Fork you! 19:22, Jan 19

RC-135

Keep	Keep. Redlinks aside, it's not crap. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:14, January 18, 2010 (UTC) Lightly rescued in-line. The referenced RC-135rce Slang]] is a hoot. Spıke Ѧ  19:13 18-Jan-10 More heavily rescued with new Section 2 achieved by reading Wikipedia in an altered state. Spıke Ѧ  02:17 19-Jan-10 Weak Keep. 'S OK now, I guess. --UU - natter 11:10, Jan 19 Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 11:22, 19 January 2010
Delete	Delete. Hasn't been touched since 2006 (apart from by Max, for maintenance purposes), and sucked back then. Nothing links to it, it's not remotely funny, and it should go. --UU - natter 11:46, Jan 18 Delete. It has that besetting sin of many articles consigned here for trial. It lacks the necessary ha-ha factor. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:30, January 18, 2010 (UTC)
Comments	This article is about something (the RC-135 military jet; Wikipedia says the UK wants to buy three) and seems to be a job-related in-joke by a member of the USAF who, as you'd expect, is better at flying than joking. Spıke Ѧ  12:12 18-Jan-10 Have mailed a request to two USAF alumni for additional yuks. Spıke Ѧ  21:12 18-Jan-10 Kept MrN  Fork you! 18:53, Jan 19

Everybody Poops

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Delete	Delete. Not touched since creation. It's pretty much a copy/paste of the WP "Everybody Hurts" articles, but with "Hurts" - get this! - replaced by "poops". Genius. There is about one other change in the whole thing. The author may have had some fantastic satirical plan for this on creaton, but it seems to have been forgotten. Oh, and it's not linked anywhere but here. So let's get rid. --UU - natter 10:35, Jan 19 Delete. Spıke Ѧ  10:50 19-Jan-10 Delete. - A literary masterpeice such as Everybody Poops deserves better than this. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 12:12, Jan. 19, 2010 Great big flaming delete This is exactly what Uncyclopedia doesn't need. --Ozymandiaz 14:10, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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United Nations International School

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Delete	Delete. I am as ready to believe the latest UN dystopian conspiracy as the next American, but this article, about a stanic [sic] cult by which the UN would author all the world's evil, including fart smells at public schools, is childish, under active development by AnonIP and a few people with actual user names, none of whom know anything real about either evil or the UN or spelling, and thus cannot write humor that relates to anything. Linked to by Project Intuhllekchual, which we just voted away. Spıke Ѧ  21:09 18-Jan-10 Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:47, January 18, 2010 (UTC) EXTERMINATE!  —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:13, 18 January 2010 Delete. The goal of UNIS was to create super soldiers trained under the teachings of the stanic cult known as the IB. Stanic? Not the Great Stan again. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:44, January 19, 2010 (UTC)
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