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- Delete. This was ICU'd with the explanation "Needs coherence." Instead, the author added additional incoherence. pillow talk 16:33, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:42, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. funny animal though. --Mn-z 16:57, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I worry about the orphaned images. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 06:26, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I saw them a couple of times while wandering in the vast Egyptian deserts looking for water to survive. Delicious, I tell you —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 13:08 October 9 '09
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- Delete. I did some Googling, and learned that this is a joke from the TV show Red Dwarf, only not told nearly as well as Red Dwarf told it. pillow talk 16:04, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. How right you are. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:07, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 16:55, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:23, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
- Against —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 23:15, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete This script has had a whopping 4 edits, three of which are from 2005. And someone more familiar with the BBC can correct me if I'm wrong, but it's also totally pointless. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:52, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 05:17, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:28, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I'm familiar with the BBC, and yes, it is totally pointless. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:29, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete There's no mention of the BBC is there? Only former ITV newsreader Sir Trev. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:32, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete It's all a bunch of Republican bashing! It's like NBC or President Obama wrote it!--Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Can't believe 'notable' is being used as a reason again. This is unfunny crap. Love the way some people see Obama as left-wing. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:38, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- D'leet. Clean the slate. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:24, Oct 5
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:02, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:00, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. There's nothing funny here. As far as I can tell, this is a bunch of IPs making political points sarcastically. I'm curious what Socky found funny, since I didn't read any lines that I could even conceive of anyone laughing at. pillow talk 19:53, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. This is too angry and self-assured to be funny. But conservatives and Fox are not above ridicule, if done cleverly, and Fox merits an article. Spıke Ѧ 02:28, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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Just watched clips of Fox News on Youtube. Amazing!!! What a shambles! How is this happening? Love it, just no attempt at compency at all. mAttlobster. (hello) 08:36, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep|| I quite like it. --Geoffsebesta 02:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Conditional keep. OK, having had my answer (see Geoff's talk page), I'm happy to vote "keep" on the grounds that Geoff's here, can work more on it, and it's coherent. It's not that funny, and could do with a couple more jokes to justify its existence on a comedy website, but considering some of the crap we've kept (we're keeping the Jack Bauer facts, it seems, and that drivel on iCarly springs to mind) we should allow Geoff to keep this. I'd strongly recommend pruning it a bit though, Geoff, and getting rid of a whole bunch of those red links. Deal? —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Under user (talk • contribs)
- Strategic keep ok, basically per U.U. And, following the example of iCarly, I
wasted put alot of time into fixing that in userspace after it was deleted, which I could have spend doing more useful tasks. And, there was some problems with the content being "uncontained" (i.e. moving into other articles) after it was deleted. --Mn-z 17:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep A billion times better than Jack Bauer Facts which is being kept. At least someone tried. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:52, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. |Si Plebius Dato' (Sir) Joe ang Man on Fire CUN|IC Kill | 04:51, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
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Delete fictional state. Quite random. --Mn-z 16:39, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:53, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill Stupid shit. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:38, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- lolno. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:12, Oct 5
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 08:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Not because I want it deleted so much as I want to scare Geoff into improving it when he sees how close the vote is. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 20:47, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Userfy. I've got nothing against Geoff working on this, but can't he do it in userspace? pillow talk 21:32, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Fire it into userspace It seems to be one of those user made sagas that is so involved and long it makes no sense to anyone who didn't write it. If it's bordering on vanity it shouldn't really be in mainspace. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 15:16, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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- Comment: not voting yet, on the one hand Geoff seems active and to take pride in this page. It is coherent, and I'd vote "keep" with a few provisos normally. But there's a suspicion of vanity (check the external links at the bottom) so I'm asking him to explain. I'll vote when I have his response. --UU - natter 11:06, Oct 5
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- Keep. There is potential here, I think a rewrite rather than deletion would be best. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:59, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. As above, article just needs some help. Consider moving to UN:ICU? --WackoMcGoose 21:55, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Not bad enough. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:30, 4 October 2009
- Keep --Docile hippopotamus 05:48, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. It's a good idea, it's coherent, and there is, as Chief says, potential. Maybe the original author won't expand it, but with a {{rewrite}} tag, someone else may pick it up. That's how I found that Supervillain HowTo I rewrote. Tag it, see what happens. --UU - natter 18:01, Oct 8
- Rerite per UU —Mahmoosh (Talk•stalk•Boobs•Anus•Poop) 12:56 October 9 '09
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- Delete. A brilliant title that can cover dozens of conspiracy or supervillain clichés, there's honestly a dozen good directions you could go with this. Somehow the direction they DID go with this is four boring lists and very little world overtaking.--Count of Monkey Crisco 10:30, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 15:32, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Tinseltown Rebellion. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:37, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill per Count. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:45, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- D'leet per Dex. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:11, Oct 5
- Delete This is just all over the shop. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:55, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. This was written over two years ago by an editor who made one edit to Uncyclopedia - which was writing this article. Therefore, its chance of improvement seems incredibly low. pillow talk 21:36, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep. That someone was me. It might stop people vandalising the article, the anonymous user in question was thinking about expanding it, and it's harmless as a sub-page of the main article. If this was all there was of the main article, then I'd vote delete. --UU - natter 17:51, Oct 8
- Weak Keep I sort of agree. It's kind of like an even crappier version of the Chuck Norris subpages. I have a little faith it'll get better and a bit more faith it'll get longer, and at the very least, we can point to it to get IPs to shut up about how the old article was better. --monika 17:59, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. per U.U. --Mn-z 18:51, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Okay, if UU wants it, I have to admit it's awfully harmless. pillow talk 18:56, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Weak Keep. Piss smells... But who's sniffing" is enough for me.. Also, harmless subpage • FreddCan Shredd • • • 19:07 October 8 '09
- Keep. Per UU. --ChiefjusticeDS 06:55, October 9, 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. When Megadeth underwent a complete rewrite (and was later featured), some anonymous user came into the talk page and insisted that it was better the old way. As a consequence, someone restored the old discography to this sub-page. Am I the only one who thinks it's a complete waste of electrons? pillow talk 16:37, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Is it any funnier if you know the names of the real songs? --ChiefjusticeDS 16:43, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
Delete. rouge listcruft. --Mn-z 16:57, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep. You don't like lists, delete the list. (Delete all lists of things that are better/worse than something else, 'cause random is not very funny and invites Tweeters.) Other than that, it's serviceable, clever, and a quirky take on a well-known product. Spıke Ѧ 02:20, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Listy, Balmercentric junk. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:50, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Meh. I really liked the line "(see above, just in case you read from the bottom of the page and work your way up)", but it's not enough to save it. pillow talk 23:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:10, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. not anything worth saving. --Mn-z 05:24, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 14:27, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Unintelligible and a personal attack magnet. –Flashfreez 22:44, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- I fucking hate this kind of page. pillow talk 23:01, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 23:11, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. villagecruft. And I see more than a little cyberbulling on it. On a related note, is it actually possible to write a funny article about a town no one knows about? --Mn-z 05:23, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. --ChiefjusticeDS 14:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Dear old men with Alzheimer's, please stop writing rambling stories about fake people while intermittently throwing in sentences strung together from random words. Sincerely---Count of Monkey Crisco 10:58, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 15:08, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Not enough coherence to justify keeping this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:09, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill Lame. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:53, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Nah • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:07, Oct 5
- Deserves to be put out with the empties. pillow talk 22:12, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Unloved oddity. --UU - natter 17:56, Oct 8
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- Delete. 360 inverse goofyfoot stub to list. Roughly unchanged since '05 --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:40, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- 2005cruft Might be good for ?pedia. —Syndrome (Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis•Penis) 22:59, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Just an idea, not an article, and if it hasn't come to fruition after four years, it never will. pillow talk 23:00, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 23:12, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- 'Uh Dead baby jokes are only funny when they don't fucking suck. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 23:32, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:38, 7 October 2009
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- Delete. Orphaned. Nothing goes in, nothing comes out. pillow talk 21:14, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- QVFD Duplicate of Template:Number_Bases. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:18, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Whatever. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:30, 7 October 2009
- Ooops This was meant to be QVFD a while ago and I neglected to get back to it... which makes this author request... so why is it still there? Pup t 21:40, 7/10/2009
- So what do we do? —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 21:58, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Looks like television of the Swedish. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:11, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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Delete. There are other versions in the history, but none are worthy of keeping, IMHO. pillow talk 21:08, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
Delete. Make like a dalek with this one. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:12, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. I'd facepalm, but I don't even want to think about my palms. pillow talk 21:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I'm lost for words to describe that. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:11, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- kill me --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:16, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- GIVE ME THA GOO!!!!!. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 21:34, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. The spelling and clumsy grammar are hilarious but otherwise it's an awful article.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:48, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Due to an unfortunate series of events including Under user getting laid, this escaped deletion once. Let's not get fooled again. pillow talk 21:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. A horrible random mess. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. That's a funny way to express your egg fetish, but not ha-ha funny, just the awkward sort of funny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:39, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:17, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. I checked the history and found several different versions, but they're all shit. pillow talk 20:59, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I checked too, and he's right. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:05, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:02, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Scenecruft? --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:16, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete I checked this one version and it was indeed the crap. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Dead-end page; the only joke seems to be that "teach" is an anagram for "cheat." pillow talk 20:48, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 20:54, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. The Pol Pot of Uncyclopedia articles. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:52, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 22:03, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 05:11, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Combo Delete from the Australia template. Sample of text:As Black Jesus fell, Deadpool arrived on a scooter and ate half of Black Jesus' children. Thankfully, Zeus turned up from a fighting class hosted by Danny DeVito and shoved a lightning bolt up the Anti-Christ's ass just seconds before Universal Apocalypse, the force from the lightning bolt combined with the mutant DNA and turned him into Tom Jones. It just goes on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:40, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. What they said. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:06, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- I don't even have to look at it now. Holy shit. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:05, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Needs more Kanye. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:20, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Ugly and unfunny. Can any Aussies tell me if this is funny in some way only discernable by Aussies? --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:34, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 06:16, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Narp. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:07, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:08, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:21, 7 October 2009
- Delete. Even if based in reality, not funny. pillow talk 21:27, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. No links, boring, another ho-hum retelling of the sole emo joke officially acknowledged by HTBFANJS as stale. --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:17, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 06:15, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. That is a borderline one, I would have said keep, had the concept not been overused to the extent that it has been. --ChiefjusticeDS 10:11, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- "Note:It's Spelled M-E-T-A-L-L-I-C-A Dumbass.You can shove that extra T up your ass." --Some Inbred Redneck Piece of Shit 15:10, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, for Christ's sake. pillow talk 21:28, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- An insult to the memory of the late Commander John fuckConformityICanDrawDemonsIfIWantToBitch --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 23:39, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete per Hyperbole. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 02:25, October 8, 2009 (UTC)
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- Isn't it already deleted?[/zh] 08:43 October 7
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- Delete and redirect to Category:British monarchy. I was expecting a boring list, and instead I found random nonsense. --Mn-z 06:03, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:18, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. We are not amused! --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:50, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:13, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Meh. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:26, 7 October 2009
- Delete. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 20:44, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:27, 4 October 2009
- Keep.Just because a few people don't like CN or JB jokes is no excuse to delete a genuine article about a list in a genre of humor that many other people like. If you don't like JB jokes that sounds like a personal problem. Not reason to spoil other people's happiness! If you don't like it, then don't read it. But lets be impartial here!--Funnybony 21:52, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep, if only for the terrible, yet hilarious fact placed here: Jack Bauer shot his first girl friend. She was tired of being on the bottom during sex. Jack Bauer never compromises his position. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:33, Oct 5
- Keep. good enough, and I prefer containing this sort of stuff. --Mn-z 02:38, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. I swear I already voted on this one.... --ChiefjusticeDS 21:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Cheap Keep It's a cheap sort of humor, but it's not unfunny. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:25, October 6, 2009 (UTC)--
- Cheap Keep as per above. [/zh] 08:31 October 7
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- Delete I'm on a hiding to nothing here but this really is a poor man's Chuck Norris Facts article - and that's very poor indeed. Literally none of it is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:27, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Gag me with a SPOON!!!! --Some fuckin' who-ah 22:52, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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- Comment. It is really one long list..perhaps Uncyclopedia could just quarantine these articles in their own section..and throw away the key...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:19, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Uncyclopedia NEEDS a "Fack Bauer Facts" Article, because its a genre of humor liked my millions of people. We shouldn't delete a perfectly fine article simply because it's not our personal taste in humor.--Funnybony 14:43, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Fair enough, this article is being kept. I suppose some of it is so bad it's good (although most of it is just bad). 'Jack Bauer is immune to NOT torturing terrorists'. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:09, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Right on. dude!!! There are lots of subjects that I don't like in Uncyclopedia, but they NEED to be there for others who DO like the subject. So we need to avoid Prejudice at all costs. K. Sutherland is the highest paid TV actor alive now because he made Jack Bauer, and millions watch him. JB is different that Norris. Chuck is all about round-house kicks and strength, Bauer is all about Torturing Bad guys, giving his word, going dark, and fighting for justice while being chased by BOTH the good guys and the bad guys at the same time Jack's chasing them. He even gets hurt and repeated killed, while Norris could never get killed or hurt. It's really quite a different genre than Chuck Norris jokes, specially for fans and foes of Jack Bauer. Can we take off the flashy delete notice before Jack Bauer finds out!? Thanks.--Funnybony 22:17, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- I feel like I've learnt something - I'm not sure what - but I feel warm. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:27, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Is it alright to remove the scary-as-hell "Delete" flag on Jack Bauer Facts? It was like waking up to an atomic war to see that dreaded flag. Anyway, thanks for mutual respect. You may think that JB jokes are not funny, but I do think they are, and I'm as much a human as you. Anyway, It's a keeper, says Matt. Thanks all.--Funnybony 22:20, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- That seems pretty clear-cut: kept. --UU - natter 08:43, Oct 7
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- Keep. Some quality, actual topic. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:35, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Something can be made of this one, I think. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:14, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. An oddity and probably a keep though how to improve it will be a struggle. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:33, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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- btw, the total active noms are at only 13 at the time of this nomming. --Mn-z 17:41, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Here over a week, only 6 votes, which are evenly split? Sounds like a keeper to me. --UU - natter 08:37, Oct 7
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Delete A few fractured pieces of a deleted game. Zombiebaron huffed part of it but didn't finish the job, it seems. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:15, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 15:21, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Leftovers. pillow talk 15:24, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- WTF, again. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 20:13, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --Docile hippopotamus 05:47, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:02, Oct 5
- Delete.--ChiefjusticeDS 21:49, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Leftovers. --UU - natter 08:32, Oct 7
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- Is this actually something, it looks like orphaned remnants.. --Mn-z 04:48, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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- Terrible, even in its pre-fangirlised form. –Flashfreez 06:56, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:18, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 14:32, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- No --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:46, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Is Wikipedia sending us their refugees now? --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:58, October 7, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. –Flashfreez 04:09, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Wow. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:49, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- What's the joke? People from East LA write crappy articles? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 04:54, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 05:25, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. If only because you don't spell suggest with a J. --ChiefjusticeDS 09:20, October 6, 2009 (UTC)
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- lol —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 15:58, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. I agree that this is redundant with Wisconsin in many ways but the problem is that, in many ways it's also superior to the Wisconsin article. It has less dead spots, doesn't drag toward the middle and it lacks the utterly craptastic list that Wisconsin has. Improve Wisconsin, incorperate some of the Cheeselen article into it then, and only then, should we delete Cheeselen. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Count of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs)
- Keep What he said. --ChiefjusticeDS 16:13, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep per the Count. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:05, Oct 5
- bandwagon keep and wait for someone to merge it with Wisconsin. --Mn-z 02:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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Delete this is a bit less random than some other made up states, but I think it is redundant with Wisconsin. And the Wisconsin article doesn't need the arcane references to some long since forgotten about in-universe. --Mn-z 05:29, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
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- Now no delete votes, so keepted. --UU - natter 08:27, Oct 6
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- Delete Random, weird, boring, but enough about me, this article isn't very good. --ChiefjusticeDS 18:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. For now making me think about Hippo sperm the next time I eat porridge with golden syrup. Ewww...--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:31, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete A polluted stream of conciousness. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:43, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
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- Delete "He is Dracula spelled backwards". /me stifles hysterical laugh ~ 07:44, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete I saw this earlier, it needs to go. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:54, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Let's kill this crap with a deserved fearsome prejudice. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:47, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Faggotry. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:01, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I quote:..During the Rent-a-sauce period.. Eh ? --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:35, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
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- For the record, Alucard is a recurring character in the Castlevania franchise, first appearing in Castlevania 3, and is also a character in the Hellsing anime and manga series. This article seems to conflate the two characters. It's not good, but it's not "Let's spell Dracula backwards and then make up random shit", either. Withholding vote for now. pillow talk 07:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- It appears that wikipedia has a rather long page on the character. --Mn-z 17:40, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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- This article is fucking awful. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:55, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. glancing at it, it doesn't look that bad. But upon reading it, its utter garbage. --Mn-z 03:32, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete I only had to read the first two paragraphs to come to that conclusion. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:56, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Random nonsense -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:28, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I suspect this is the work of a very young person. In the Planet of the Apes photo you can have a glance of the king, his name is Papshmire, He believes the Statue of Liberty is a demonic mutation of society that stole his bologna sandwich and kicked him in the knee. . Quite. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:39, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- DeleteUser:jupiterfox21:39, October 5, 2009 (UTC) yeh,im gonna say delete this.i usually like nonsense like this but this is utter crap.a young person may have written it but seroiusly,it could have been anybody who was bored and just wanted to put crap on this site.
- Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
- Delete And keep the Chuck Norris quote...I'm joking....really.... mAttlobster. (hello) 21:49, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete ugly and random as illogicopedia. --Mn-z 02:51, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- The Man From Utopia. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:57, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. A total mess. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete I don't know what illogicopedia is but it doesn't sound good. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:48, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Pie in the sky chance for this one to stay undeleted. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:44, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
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- Delete fictional state. I've seen worse, but this one seems dated since Obama is now president. --Mn-z 02:51, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- The Last Sucker. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Pointless and unfunny. --ChiefjusticeDS 07:59, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} Monday, 21:45, Oct 5
- Delete. Dismally dire which is worse than just plain dire. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:49, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Crush it up into a small cube and hide it. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:07, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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- Feeble Keep Sticks to a concept and never gets huffably awful.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:32, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Concept great! Some funny now. Needs more funny. Add more funny = keep. (Add lots of funny = castle.) ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 07:53, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Random? Yes. Beyond saving? No --ChiefjusticeDS 16:18, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:43, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Add a rewrite tag. The opening was quite good actually, but it quickly goes south from there. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:02, Oct 5
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- Kept. ~ 12:33, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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- I hated this article. Hated hated hated hated hated this article. Hated it. Saberwolf116 03:00, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 04:55, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Thumbs Down I admit the pics were funny, but the article is poorly written.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:51, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill I got to the Adam Sandler link, read the first paragraph or so of Ebert's review of The Waterboy, then decided that he sucks. ADAM SANDLER IS FUCKING AWESOME! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:50, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 16:19, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Must Die! Thumbs down I give it. Iz in your wiki, VFDing your articlez. --FoxKidsIsCoolerThanJ00 23:01, September 21, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:57, Oct 5
- Delete, as I'm sure even if I knew he was, I would still hate this damp mess. mAttlobster. (hello) 11:58, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete random and 50% listcruft. --Mn-z 19:35, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. It isn't funny...main problem ! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:21, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- shit --Roman Dog Bird 23:02, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Burn dis • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:27, Oct 5
- Delete. Random, listy, crap. Plus all things Cillit Bang should die. --UU - natter 11:15, Oct 5
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- Delete fictional state. Stubby 2005 randomcruft. --Mn-z 16:42, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:49, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill Short, old crap. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:54, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. One for trollopedia. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:28, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Sad that it's been about 4 years for us to catch this one. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:14, Oct 5
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- Delete some section of the Talmud that deals with the interactions with Gentiles. Turned into a fictional US state for some reason. --Mn-z 16:39, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 16:50, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill What? MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:57, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Nawp. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 01:12, Oct 5
- Delete. Short, random, not worth it. --UU - natter 11:07, Oct 5
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- Literally means "foreign work". ~ 07:57, October 5, 2009 (UTC)
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It just need's some THC opps I mean TLC and yea it should be fine. User:Tezza27 (UTC)
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- Delete. Very funny title but otherwise your average rambling story about a wizard, except with butt rape jokes. --Count of Monkey Crisco 00:45, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 15:18, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Why does that black dude on MTV pronounce "Marilyn" as "Merlin" anyways? Is it, like, a speech impediment, or is it just stupidity? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:50, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Pretty much anything that has a link to Super AIDS is likely to suck. This sucks. Quelle surprise. --UU - natter 21:27, Oct 3
- GET SOME SICK! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:41, 4 October 2009
- Kerkill SUPER AIDS!!! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:45, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 16:02, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Part 1: lots of people are gay. Part 2: members of the band keep getting replaced. Part 3: 97 lines of pure, uncut Columbian list. Beware the list!!!--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:45, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 15:16, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Wow! The bands name is Rainbow, so let's make them a GAY band! That's the most obvious and predictable route one can go when writing an article on this excellent band (well, I've only heard the Dio albums (okay just Rising actually), so maybe the rest of their albums suck), and it's totally fucking lame. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:21, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Since you been gone, since you been gone, I'm outta my head, can't take it. This article is cack, by the way. --UU - natter 21:24, Oct 3
- Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 16:08, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill Stupid. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:11, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
- EXTERMINATE! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 16:14, 4 October 2009
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- Keep. Though it has redundant links , I don't think it should be deleted . --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 10:04, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete pointless sagacruft. And articles on imaginary political divisions that the writer just made up tend to be quite random. Just saying. --Mn-z 05:23, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. How tiresome. --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:03, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- This one's kinda boring. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:59, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Pointless and dull. --UU - natter 13:07, Oct 1
- Delete. Yawn. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:12, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill Short crap. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:37, October 4, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Dutch mink farmers, laser beam eyes, you know the rest. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:04, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
- huh --Roman Dog Bird 01:39, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 04:37, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Del --Syn 15:39, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --ChiefjusticeDS 21:08, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
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- ' Delete. Decrepit '05 cruft, pooping its drawers, waiting to die.--Count of Monkey Crisco 21:40, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Uh huh huh huh huh huh, you said poop. --Butt-head 01:40, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 04:36, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:01, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. What? --UU - natter 21:29, Oct 3
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- Delete Grues and a Swastika vomit. I don't have a problem with Swastikas, but they are not a substitute for humor. --Mn-z 17:35, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- *vomits* god thats ugly --Roman Dog Bird 20:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Shoop da Whoop: It's like funny for morons. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:54, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Fuckawful. --UU - natter 13:02, Oct 1
- Delete. --ChiefjusticeDS 21:15, October 3, 2009 (UTC)
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- Keep. Dumb, but a little funny. There was an honest attempt at jokes here.--Count of Monkey Crisco 05:22, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Richthofen, himself subjected to the intoxicating beer, thought it a good idea to strap-on a cape and leap from the tower of the castle into a snowbank. They found him the next day, still intoxicated, lying in a ditch, uniform stained with his own vomit, and thus the fighter pilot was born. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Those lists could use a good, um, killing, but the rest is alright. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 09:02, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Per Modus. --UU - natter 11:55, Sep 28
- KEEP! There were some really funny parts there in between the bits that weren't. If you want to improve the article keep these two main points in mind: 1) The universe revolves around Fighter Pilots. 2.) Only Fighter Pilots think #1 is true, the rest of us find most of them to be pompous asses. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 08:10, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
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- Kerkill Unfunny random vanity magnet. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:19, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. I removed the vanity lists, article still sucks. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:23, 26 Sep
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:09, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Nothing really connects properly and it is just plain unfunny anyway. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:59, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Short and to the pointless. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:16, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. random and bad for a hybrid animal article. --Mn-z 15:19, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- DONT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:56, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Pretty much the very definition of pointless. --UU - natter 13:11, Oct 1
- Huff me tender, huff me true. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 00:10, October 2, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. Not offensively bad, it's just completely not funny in a vague way. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:30, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mn-z 15:22, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 15:47, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --THINKER 08:12, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Bollocks. Eyethangyew. --UU - natter 13:15, Oct 1
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- Delete. Dry as a salt flat. Untouched since '07. Seems completely out of place on Uncyclopedia. --Count of Monkey Crisco 10:46, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. fancruft, sounds almost like an E.D. article. --Mn-z 15:18, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete --Docile hippopotamus 06:27, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- poooooooooooooop —RomanDogBird (Talk•Morgan Freeman•eat my shorts nigga•Hawkman•suck my balls) 15:56, September 30, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Per all the above. --UU - natter 13:12, Oct 1
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- Delete old meme + old "macho" actor (79 and looks it) + total disregard for standard formatting + 0 images. --Mn-z 01:48, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Uh huh. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:07, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Chemical A barrister for the forehead, completely lacks tensile vampirism or twins. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:38, September 29, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. "The Grue -- "Now you gotta fight the grue." said Alien. -- "K'.",said Clint." = lol! But you can't only have one funny thing buried in the middle of meandering muck; kill this now. ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* (talk) (stalk) Π ~ ~ 07:59, October 1, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Unmitigated bollocks. --UU - natter 12:58, Oct 1
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- Delete a half finished article about an uncyclopedia game that was deleted. --Mn-z 02:03, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Yup. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 02:06, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. "Stupid Useless Crap Killing Survice"? Sounds perfect for this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 08:00, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Disintegrate. I remember giving this one a review a few months back; it hasn't improved since. Saberwolf116 19:55, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Pointless and crap. --UU - natter 10:49, Sep 29
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- Keep. At least for now. C'mon guys, it's up for review, and the writer sounds on the review page like they do want to improve it. They may not, but we have to give 'em that chance. If they don't improve it after a decent review, bring it back here, and get rid then, but let's not dismiss it out of hand yet. --UU - natter 11:50, Sep 28
- Invalid nomination going with UU on this one. Its on pee review. --Mn-z 14:52, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Fine It's not really an "invalid" nom, just hasty. Although I can't imagine how to improve this without scrapping it completely and starting over. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 15:04, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- What --Roman Dog Bird 20:18, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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Delete I think the author's going for an "in the style of" article based on the Angry Video Game Nerd, which pretty much dooms the article from the start because the AVGN isn't funny to begin with. What you end up with is a list of profanity and whining preceded by a couple of paragraphs of profanity and whining. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 21:25, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:08, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
Now excuse me while I puke! --Dangerous Dave Mustaine 01:36, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Maybe LJN also made this article. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:30, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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- Weak Keep Not horrible, has core concept, a tiny bit funny.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:39, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. It's funny.----ArtemisFowlThe2nd 05:05, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. I don't see what's so bad about it.--Yukari'sBestFriend 18:36, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Unfunny my ass. This is a classic! MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:40, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Absofuckinglutely awesome What's all this then? Bloody useless Yank twats. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:46, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Put an {{expansion}} on it, in the hopes someone will improve the article. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:42, 27 September 2009
- bandwagonish keep looking at it again, its not that bad, and it might be rewritable. And 6 people want to keep it. --Mn-z 01:39, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. LOL!! No, j/k. pillow talk 23:34, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
Delete. --Mn-z 04:39, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- delete delete delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:10, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Eh --Roman Dog Bird 04:27, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. It was rather 'meh'. --Hanyouman 14:02, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Docile hippopotamus 05:55, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Call Doctor Beeching, we have a sick patient here.--RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:59, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
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- No consensus after a week. Kepterised. --UU - natter 10:44, Sep 29
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- Keep. It works with the articles it's on, the sort of stuff that, by title alone might be considered NSFW but is, in fact just silly in a naughty giggling 12 year old way. This keeps it separate from the stuff that's really NSFW and can get you in trouble.--Count of Monkey Crisco 22:22, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep --Docile hippopotamus 05:56, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep Per reason above. But I think that there's a template similar to this that isn't the "Not safe for work" template. But I can't remember..--ArtemisFowlThe2nd 07:54, September 28, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete and replace with {{NSFW}}. This was is confusing and double categorizes articles into Category:Mature Content which is redundant with Category:Not safe for work and the confusing and silly category: Category:TransVestites-restricted articles. --Mn-z 18:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- yeah --Roman Dog Bird 18:51, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Lame fucking template. Fuck it. pillow talk 18:52, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Shabby fucking template. Fuck it. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:35, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- lame. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:09, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Pointless. -OptyC Sucks! CUN19:54, 24 Sep
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- No consensus after a week. Keeptificated. --UU - natter 10:42, Sep 29
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- Delete. Bandcruft. "Seriously, click something else. This page is is utter and complete crap." --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:46, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:07, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Disintegrate. OMG OSCAR WILDE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Saberwolf116 16:31, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:37, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. 2005cruft - nothing worth hanging on to. --UU - natter 12:07, Sep 28
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- ' Delete.I'm not a great wiki programmer but can someone here arrange it so that any article not about Kanye West instantly deletes itself after the third "hilarious" Kanye West quote? If so, could you also arrange it so that when someone adds the third Kanye West quote poisonous spiders crawl out of their computer? --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:38, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 16:06, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill I don't get it. And Kanye West doesn't care about black people. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:16, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Hi, this is Kanye West, and I'm an alcoholic with no talent. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:39, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Hey, he was a halfway decent producer... Back when he produced... Well, he was average... And his first album was kinda good... Kinda... I liked Jesus Walks... But that was more than three years ago or something... Okay, he sucks. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 17:43, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Without the quotes, this would just be a forgettable article inspired by one not very good photo. But that's not enough to excuse it. --UU - natter 12:02, Sep 28
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- Kerkill Well, I removed some random bit about ducks, then I realized the whole thing sucked. I suggest redirecting to Uncyclopedia:Anniversaries/July 12 when this is deleted. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:31, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:12, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:32, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 17:56, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 11:57, Sep 28
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- Kerkill First off, some idiot moved the page to a new title and now I can't move it back to the correct title. Secondly, even with the correct title, this isn't funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:39, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. per above. --Mn-z 01:11, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Crush it mercilessly and make it's children watch. --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:26, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- When a journalist asked Norris the question, Chuck Norris just stared back until the journalist spontaneously self-combusted. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:01, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 11:56, Sep 28
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- Comment. Let Socky be the final judge on a fellow Belgian (I think that is where he resides) as this is about some Belgan boxer or cage fighter. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:53, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete No images, random, 80% listcruft. --Mn-z 04:53, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Huff it like Kirby--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:41, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:13, 26 Sep
- plop plop plop --Beavis 18:33, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Unmitigated cack. --UU - natter 11:53, Sep 28
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- Keep. the main author is still active. And I put a link to there from wikia's iCarly wiki. --Mn-z 05:41, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. Oh, I agree that this article is utterly awful. It's worse than most of the stuff we delete, in fact. But I've become accustomed to there being ludicrously horrible iCarly articles on Uncyclopedia, and change frightens me. But for God's sake, let's remove that link on wikia's iCarly wiki. When you have a retarded son, you keep him locked in the attic - you don't let him run around with a pot on his head, bringing shame on your entire genetic lineage. pillow talk 06:50, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
Keep per Hyperbole. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:10, 25 September 2009
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- Delete. If we removed the random crap and "Mama Luigi", polished up the writing and expanded it it would probably be child pornography and we'd all get arrested. It's probably safer to admit that this is garbage and quietly delete it. Looks like it was written by a very angry 10 year old who watches Nickelodeon and loves to talk about poop. --Count of Monkey Crisco 02:17, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Fucking awful. --UU - natter 20:17, Sep 25
- Delete. Pathetic drivel to be pushed beyond the U-Bend to prevent reappearance. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 23:02, September 25, 2009 (UTC)
- delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 01:53, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- I shall write a book, a book called How to save a really really shit article from deletion using no effort at all that details the ancient art of "mentioning something fom iCarly" to the lost craft of "putting a picture of a pregnant woman in to obtain Mnbehdafsdhfuhsvcxz's vote." Oh yeah, delete. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:17, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Bandwagon Delete The only thing worse than this article is the 'Keep' comments above. mAttlobster. (hello) 14:30, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Kerkill That was fucking horrible. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:32, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Why? -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:47, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Anything that mentions Luigi impregnating himself should be deleted without further questioning. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:44, 27 September 2009
- Well, since you brought it up, I think Socky needs to be deleted without further questioning. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:47, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Go impregnate yourself, shit fucker! —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:48, 27 September 2009
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- Keep Got a laugh from me. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:29, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep but remove everything that isn't a Metallica wannabe. Hans Blix and the Weapons Inspectors? WTF? pillow talk 00:27, September 23, 2009 (UTC)
- keep. sorry hype, i added the category to hans blix & the weapons inspectors because i missed the joke. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 04:06, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- I'll forgive you, but only because I'm trying to fuck you. Inebriated 04:48, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Actually, yeah, this is funny. I must have been possessed because I coulda swore I was going to vote to keep this. C'mon, "Bands that Aren't Metallica"? LOLOLOLOLOLOL (fr srsly) -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 04:10, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep 'Uneeded'??? Just like Uncyclopedia, entertainment, hope, Pot Noodles, love, Humans, Animals, life, existance. Need is nothing to do with this place is it? mAttlobster. (hello) 11:25, September 24, 2009 (UTC)
- Keep. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 24 September 2009
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- Delete and move the contents to Category:Bands. --Mn-z 18:03, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Agreed --ChiefjusticeDS 18:08, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
lol -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:54, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. Unneeded. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:23, September 22, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete meh --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:50, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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- Delete. My brothers and sisters, we cannot let iCarlycruft pollute our shores and corrupt our way of life. This is a fad that will be quickly forgotten, but we must remain vigilant.--Count of Monkey Crisco 06:19, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- What a load of fucking shit --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 10:49, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete short and listy. --Mn-z 16:04, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Uh........uh huh huh huh huh huh huh. --Butt-head 17:40, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. A shitacular. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 21:34, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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- Links to a gigantic article on iCarly itself which, if moved from the user's private space, would double the size of Uncyclopedia and transform its character. --SpikeFromNH 11:52, September 27, 2009 (UTC) [Comment originally attached to the wrong article!]
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- Delete random, Grues, Chuck Norris, and its spelled "Leprechaun" --Mn-z 04:56, September 26, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete. -OptyC Sucks! CUN18:11, 26 Sep
- Delete. Epic wibble. --Count of Monkey Crisco 04:35, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- In 1988, when head was 29, he once had a great clash against Chuck Norris. This battle determined the fate of the world. There was the Dark Side (Head) vs. the Roundhouse kick side (Norris). Their battle raged on for years. They both used the power of history's greatest non-fictional monsters, such as Godzilla, King Kong, and Gamera. Chuck Norris used Godzilla, the best of them all,while Head used the weaker King Kong and Gamera, in unison, are equally as good as Godzilla. They only used the monsters for a short time, for Godzilla remembered his happy days as an iguana. After remembering the old days, Godzilla died of grief. Without a Godzilla to plagiarise, Gamera and King Kong never came to existence. After that, Norris and Head had to use their MAD SKILLS to beat each other. Norris attempted to shatter Head's sunglasses with a roundhouse kick. This didn't work, and Chuck broke his own foot.(You don't want to know how fucking hard those glasses are.) Later, Chuck broke all of Head's electrical wires with a roundhouse kick with the foot that isn't broken. Chuck was gonna do a finishing blow on Head using a roundhouse kick in the mouth. But then, Head turned into a buffalo, the kick hit his stomach, and Chuck's other foot broke. Head felt no pain, but still went flying 20 feet away. In midair, Head's head blew off and morphed into a flying thing with sharp lances for arms. It flew at Norris, and struck him in the heart, but Chuck's rock hard muscle protected him and he wasn't hurt at all. Also Head's lance-arm discintigrated. Head's buffalo-head opened it's mouth and shot a retractable spear into his mouth. But then, Chuck's super-long tongue started slithering up the spear and it punched Head's head away. Then, Chuck started walking on his arms(his two feet are broken) and leaped so he could smash Head's head. Suddenly, Head's head turned into a flying sack thingy and trapped Chuck inside. Head would've turned his intact arm into a scythe and kill Chuck when he was in the sack, but Chuck's rock hard muscle would protect him and discintigrate the scythe. Chuck's body was too heavy, because of all the muscle, so Head decided to fly into the ocean, never to return. They both sank to the bottom of the ocean, for centuries to come. Both lost, and both won. This sybolizes how there is still dark, and how there's still roundhouse kicking. That was gayer than Elton John. -- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 18:32, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete Per above but shorter. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:28, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
- Delete.One messed up article.. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 22:19, September 27, 2009 (UTC)
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