Template:Lead articles
Prosecutors said it is always awkward when the government is investigating Iranian hackers and discovers they had secret documents because the President's National "Security" Advisor was emailing them to relatives through AOL. Full story»
State troopers, seated in the corner and oddly ordering neither food nor drink, will peruse other patrons for signs that they might fit in better in some other country. Full story»
The league's new theme centers on the dildo, a perfect fit for a league that emphasizes doing things without men. Fans are getting into the act, tossing plasticware onto courts during games. Full story»
The Leader of the Free World denied he was a friend of Epstein and that all mentions of him in the so-called Epstein files were "lies" cooked up by former presidents Barack Obama and Joe Biden. Full story»
Milla Magee of Cornwall laid out her particulars during a pageant publicity event here, stating that organisers paraded her like a 'performing monkey'. Magee, lacking the simian prehensile tail, had done poorly in that role. Full story»
The Boeing is valued at $400 million. A Defense Department spokesman said it will cost less than one billion to ensure that Qatar cannot crash it with a mouse click, then retrofit it to serve the President Big Macs and Diet Coke. Full story»
Popeye was arrested at the home of his girlfriend Olive Oyl. Local police had become suspicious of Popeye when large amounts of spinach and tobacco arrived at the crime couple's fishing village on Nankickthebucket. Full story»
NAVELISMAs they have done to the U.S. Government, department-by-department, their first demand was that all Uncyclopedians report by email on five things each has accomplished in the past week. Full story»
"Impressive. Most impressive," President Trump stated when asked about Weezer's performance. "I love Weezer, and Weezer love me. Only thing I would change would be the title. I would call it 'Gulf of Africa', you can never have too much golf." Full story»
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{{Lead articles}} is the template the UnNews Editor-in-Chief should edit. It controls the placement of graphic features of selected news stories on the Front Page, by having a variable number of calls to {{Lead article}} (singular), one for each graphic. Do not edit {{Lead article}} itself.
It's convenient to copy a working call to {{Lead article}} (from the word FEATURE to the following word FEATURE), paste it before the first feature, and adjust the fields to fit the new story being featured. If the first feature is both, do a side-by-side by making it right and making the new feature left. If there is already a side-by-side at the top, make the new one both. Also truncate the last feature(s) on the page to keep the number of features constant.
The individual graphics (individual calls to {{Lead article}}) have the following fields:
arrange— Indicates the article's layout in its row of featured articles:both(orlead) Spans the entire row and causes a horizontal line beneath.leftThe article on the left side of a pair of side-by-side articles. Code this before therightone.rightThe article on the right side of a pair of side-by-side articles. Code this after theleftone, because it causes a horizontal line beneath.
image— The image name (omitFile:). Our policy is for every graphic to include an image (even if not funny without its caption), but if you leave this blank, the null imageSpacer.gifis useddept— (optional) A legend centered above the headline. Lowercase letters become small capitals. Typical departments are:BREAKING NEWSorURGENTfor stories that either are relevant to big real-world news, or are notEXCLUSIVEfor "exclusive interviews," especially when they are exclusive because we're interviewing ourselvesPANIC in the SKIES— prized by all journalists, especially if it should have been the Happiest Day of the YearNAVEL-GAZINGfor UnNews articles that revolve around UnNewsFEATUREfor articles that are featured on the Uncyclopedia main pageORIGINALfor stories with {{Original}} instead of real sourcesEDITORIALfor stories tagged as UnNews EditorialsCOLUMNfor stories tagged as UnNews Columns
title— The page name (omitUnNews:); that is, the headlineshort_title— (optional) If the page name is too long or doesn't look like a headline, provide the desired headline here.border— If you type the CSS name of a color here (or use the hexadecimal format#rgbor#rrggbb), a border of that color is drawn around the graphic. Specifyingblackis appropriate for obituaries.summary— The first sentence or two of the story. If you can write a funnier lead by pulling stuff from throughout the story, that would be funnier.
Important notes:
- If you put vertical space between the calls to {{Lead article}}, comment them out, or space is output that throws off the relation between articles.
- If not using
border,dept, orshort_title, set it tonone. Don't remove the lines completely; that makes it harder for the next editor to see the correct form to follow.