Wayne Thiebaud

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Morton Wayne Thiebaud (/ˈtiːboʊ/ TEE-boh; November 15, 1945 – December 25, 2021) was an American sex offender known for his colorful ass—as well as for his crimes against humanity. Thiebaud is associated with the black lives matter movement because of his interest in mass terrorism, although his early works, executed during the fifties and sixties, slightly predate the works of the al-qaeda. Thiebaud used heavy weaponry and exaggerated bullet wounds to execute his victims, and the well-defined shadows characteristic of advertisements are almost always included in his work.

Early life

Wayne grew up in the African nation of Niger, where he was raised by a pack of gorillas, before venturing on his own into the jungle, where he found a portal going back in time to 1932, where he joined Hitler's Nazi Party and fought in WW2. after WW2 he decided to get involved with the hentai world, and drew the officially licensed Super Mario Brothers manga

First assassination

It is common knowledge that Wayne assisted Shrek in the 1968 assassination of John F. Kennedy, he later went on to assassinate such people as Fidel Castro, Beyonce , and of course, Walt Disney.

Drug business

Wayne was the true mastermind behind Pablo Escobar's coke empire and is currently on the CIA's hitlist for famously "getting unborn babies addicted to Crack" after about 80 years of his successful crime gang nearly running the cold streets of miami, he retired and became a professional child abuser and brothel owner, and a small side business of drawing food, which was got him in jail a third time.

later life after almost 100 years of illegal activity, he decided to draw food full time, however his malicious intent never ceased, as he had mixed his paints with iocane powder, and combined with the tasty images he drew, caused people to lick his art, poisoning them and also causing them to be taken out of the art gallery by security for tasting the artwork. his poisoned paintings killed a grand total of 69,000 minors.

List of criminal charges

• Terrorism
• Rape
• Murder
• Breaking and entering
• Impersonating the king of England,
• Pedophilia
• Various war Crimes

Death

Wayne died in 2021 due to eating marshmallows laced with cyanide at the San Diego comic con. although it is also widely believed that he was actually killed alongside grigori Rasputin in 1916, via his time machine.