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Stormtroopers vs. Red Shirts

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An essay of pseudo-intellectualism about Uncyclopedia, Star Wars storm-troopers, Star Trek security guards, Chuck Norris, and Oscar Wilde, created by Anon in 2005 for the sake of "starting a running joke of limitless power" — of interest to no one but ourselves. Spıke Ѧ 18:22 4-Dec-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pull the plug. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:13, December 5, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:39, December 10, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pointless speculation about what would happen if Star Wars Stormtroopers were set against Star Trek Red Shirts. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:27, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 11:52, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
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All my base are belong to me

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An internet meme taken one step to far. Considering we already have a featured, All Your Base then I see no need for a gibberish article with a slightly different title. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:47, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cruft from 2006. Take a video-game meme, change two words, and ramble. Spıke Ѧ 21:09 12-Dec-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sog1970 (talk) 11:29, December 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Boring. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:30, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Base. Anton (talk) 11:54, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
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CATS

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Strife with list cruft and poor humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:48, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This was listcruft going back to 2007. Spıke Ѧ 21:11 12-Dec-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There should be a page on the musical Cats but this isn't it--Sog1970 (talk) 11:26, December 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 11:56, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4-vote delete sweep, as the year turns: in with the new, out with the old. Aleister 16:15 31-12-13
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Alaska Roller Coaster Ride 261

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Non humourous random gibberish. Terrible use of English that makes reading unnatural. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:01, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is the tale of a 2000 Alaskan plane crash and investigation, encoded so completely that no one will look it up or, unless the date is meaningful to him, will know what it is about. The only "comedy strategy" is to rant that the airline was too God-damned cheap. Spıke Ѧ 22:33 12-Dec-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Comparing a turbulent airplane ride and subsequent crash to a roller coaster ride isn't enough to make this tale funny. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:48, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 12:05, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4-vote delightful delete sweep. As the year turns: in with the new, out with the old. Aleister 16:15 31-12-13
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Banana Blitzkrieg

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No redeeming qualities. Spıke Ѧ 08:35 15-Dec-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One redeeming feature - no one would search for it.--Sog1970 (talk) 11:23, December 15, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:35, December 15, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 12:02, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4-vote delightful delete sweep. As the year turns: in with the new, out with the old. Aleister 16:15 31-12-13
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E-peen

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wikipedia tells us that 'One user was permanently banned for submitting a forum post containing the portmanteau "e-peen," which is slang for "electronic penis."' on the Origin website. Whether Assassin Ali was bringing his grudge here in 2009 or simply using us to try to propel a new meme, the page has no humor besides penis jokes. Spıke Ѧ 11:41 17-Dec-13
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As above. Mystifying and yet still strangely uninteresting.--Sog1970 (talk) 15:42, December 17, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:45, December 21, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 12:01, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. 4-vote delightful delete sweep. As the year turns: in with the new, out with the old. Aleister 16:15 31-12-13
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Simon Schama

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random crap, as per usual. Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 20:48, December 30, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nearly the only contribution of 2005 Uncyclopedian Kerry's big sex (who on the talk page lobbied to keep the article from expanding beyond his original single paragraph) it has only two comedy themes: Say mean things and say random things. Wikipedia told me the subject is a professor and a BBC presenter, but this article didn't, nor made me care. Spıke Ѧ 21:22 30-Dec-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If this article in its current form were created today, it would be QVFD or ICU material. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:09, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
    Only, fourteen minutes earlier, Aleister gutted it so that not much more remains but that one original paragraph and the list (from which he at least deleted the items that told the exact same joke over again). Where's he going with this? Spıke Ѧ 01:16 31-Dec-13
    Nowhere, but the parts I took out were worse than the article now left, which is to me satirical but not enough to wrestle consensus away from the deciders. So Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. and good riddance to very good rubbish. Aleister 11:00 31-12-13
  4. Bloody awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:12, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Crab. Anton (talk) 11:49, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
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🔒 Southampton H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Insulam Simia (a character with a storied past of his own, including petitioning Wikipedia to ditch that username) tagged this with {{fix|sub=notfunny}} in September, which was never addressed, including by today's additions by Anon, of which I have pared back the bawdiest. It is in your hands. Spıke Ѧ 01:25 1-Jan-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It seems fine to me. I know a bit about the place so I touched it up. Not the best comedy I could produce but I think it's good enough. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:20, January 1, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Nomination withdrawn; Save to ScottPat. Spıke Ѧ 14:22 2-Jan-14

Association for World Domination

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rambles on repeating an un-funny joke about an organisation for World Domination. We have many other articles about World Domination conspiracies and this just boringly repeats them. I propose to delete page and redirect to Grand Conspiracy. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 08:15, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Low-quality article gives author the amusement of writing about secret conspiracies and will give the average reader no amusement at all. Spıke Ѧ 12:20 23-Dec-13
  3. I haven't seen any original article about conspiracy yet. Anton (talk) 12:00, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Childish piece. After a few giggles at the hyperbolic rambling and many grammar errors, I conclude this article needs to go. --Burritoqueen (talk) 03:42, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
  5. 4-vote killshot. Aleister 12:44 5-1-14
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  • Likely vanity; see external link at bottom of article where more mayhem (which we can't touch) awaits. --Burritoqueen (talk) 03:42, January 3, 2014 (UTC)
    Well-spotted, and the contemporaneous (Jul-07) entries at that blog describe the same Association. So the article is a thinly veiled ad for an offsite blog. Spıke Ѧ 03:50 3-Jan-14

A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!!

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid, unfunny stub article. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:48, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crap, just crap. --Sog1970 (talk) 11:22, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even if it were decent, a template does not constitute an Uncyclopedia article, and "Look at me!" is not a joke. Spıke Ѧ 12:22 23-Dec-13
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. BUTT POOP series is not our gem. Anton (talk) 12:40, December 24, 2013 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Death. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:38, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
  6. 4-vote sweep. Aleister 1:16 6-1-14
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  • The BUTT POOP series needs volunteers to man the lines, we stand shoulder to shoulder with Mike Tyson in defending these uncyclopedia gems. And trying to murderize Kip's addition to the series at Christmas!? Aleister 11:39 23-12-13
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  • How many hours before something is saved, or do we just keep it up there in front of the firing squad until it drops dead of old age??? Please give peace to this page and list it as saved, for it has been lingering far too long. Aleister 12:46 5-1-14

A Talking Boat

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, unfunny, 2nd person speech and lacks content. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:40, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This talking boat does not have anything of interest to say. "This article may be Overly Zeldan"? Is the audio any good? Spıke Ѧ 14:01 31-Dec-13
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nice title. Anton (talk) 14:03, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  5. four vlote peep Aleister 15:26 7-1-14
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A Very Special Article

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny article, devoid of content. Attempts to satisfy reader with a few lines and boring pictures. Title deserves a re-write. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:41, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In fact, does not attempt to satisfy reader; is written with contempt for the reader, and revels in its own performance and its defiance of the encyclopedia format. A scolding to get off the computer and spend time bonding, ending with pointers to porn articles. Spıke Ѧ 14:37 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.Send it to hell--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:41, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  5. four vlote pleep Aleister 15:27 7-1-14
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A Treatise on the Noob

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny and random. Doesn't amuse readers as only Uncyclopedians will get it. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:17, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Noobs (unlike the article, I recognize no distinction from "newbs") should not criticize us in the text of a mainspace article — nor we them. This article is less about amusement than about venting annoyances. Spıke Ѧ 14:24 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I agree. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 19:45, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:45, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
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🔒 A load of crap H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Maybe it is trying to explain the title in the style that it is written, even so it is not worthy of a keep. Awful and unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:14, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I am the first to fight our stable of Yuky Doody humor, but this article is downright scholarly by comparison. It sets out to achieve something (not just the joy of writing about Crap to strangers) and it does it. I did not view the photos, and any that revel in graphic portrayals should be replaced by absurd euphemisms with really good captions. Spıke Ѧ 14:21 2-Jan-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article contains several vignettes that I believe are rather witty, and I wonder whether it was read completely by those who want to remove it. There is nothing overtly vulgar or offensive in any of it, nor are any of the pictures graphic or repulsive. The article simply gives absurd word origins for each of the several synonyms of the word "crap". If you only read a little of it, try reading the entries for 'Buffalo Chip', 'Do Do' and 'Dung'. Jonny appleseed (talk) 08:05, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
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Creswell

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The archetype of an article on an unknown rural English village along with how the place is shit like a turd and the fact that the village has some chavs and crummy tourist attractions. Not needed and adds no humour value to our site. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:28, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Turds and chavs. This only survived the summer's jihad against English towncruft because its name, until today, was a riddle rather than the town's name. However, it is decently written and a candidate for a Save for anyone who knows anything about the town. Spıke Ѧ 14:29 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:02, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fracking required. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:15, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
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Huh?

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First person written stub that does not amuse the reader. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:55, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Amuses the author by pranking the reader. Spıke Ѧ 13:54 5-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not a parody of an article, not very funny, does not display any real thought or comedic talent by the author, and not quite stupid enough to keep for the sake of laughing at the authour's lack of imagination. Might fit if we had an UnJokes project or something similar.Jonny appleseed (talk) 14:46, January 7, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Surprised it survived this long. No more. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:35, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Four vote sweep, but some with two votes which have been up for a thousand hours should maybe be in the "Saved" section of the arena. Aleister 12:45 17-1-14
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  • On placing the VFD template on the article I realise that it is an option article with different un-funny and rude messages displayed each time. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:56, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
Well, I noticed some funny stuff in options. Just reduce them, perhaps? Anton (talk) 14:24, January 5, 2014 (UTC)
That would be an improvement, if you think it is the best use of your time; but a better option would be to convert it from performance art to an actual funny article. Spıke Ѧ 14:37 5-Jan-14

A bowl of ducks

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Un-encyclopedic title and writing style. Full of Monty Python, Thatcher and 9/11 memes. If only someone could do a save just for the quote: “A friend in need is a friend indeed, but a bowl of ducks is better.” Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 16:00, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not even that, as the quote can only be attributed to "Anonymous." And no mention at all of Duck Soup. Any good material would be better added to Duck. Spıke Ѧ 15:29 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Surplus to Duck requirements. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:26, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Four vote sweep, but some with two votes which have been up for a thousand hours should maybe be in the "Saved" section of the arena. Aleister 12:45 17-1-14
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HowTo:Be an absolute retard

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This is not a guide to acquiring disabilities but to being a retard, that is, to doing annoying things. So "retard" (like "gay") is a slap not based on anything funny and not delivering anything funny; and in those cases we usually try to get rid of them. The article is a list of annoying things a person can do, frequently returning to the topic of anally raping persons and trees, and finishing with George W. Bush, because he is of course a retard (to everyone but the editor who extended the photo caption to rant against the editor who began it). A mess. Spıke Ѧ 16:40 10-Jan-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:53, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad, very bad. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:32, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Bad, very bad. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:07, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Big D Aleister 13:29 17=1=14
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Helix

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  1. Now a username subpage. Since Project: Helix "doesn't exist" somebody needs to destroy all "evidence"... The Dark Archer was here 21:43, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
    What do you mean? We don't care what creative work evolves in userspace, nor do we vote on userspace pages, but this page does not rely on userspace (or I'd delete without a vote). Spıke Ѧ 22:50 17-Jan-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Resembles a "redacted" government memo and not an encyclopedia article, the redactions are not funny, and the text that remains is not funny. Its only comedy strategy is to cling to the "Pages in the style of the things they're about" motif, hence a secret project that it is too secret for the reader to read. Spıke Ѧ 22:50 17-Jan-14
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  • Oh, I see: You created an article in mainspace, changed your mind and created it in your own userspace instead, and want the mainspace copy to be deleted. It is deleted. It is too new for a vote on VFD. In the future, please list it on UN:QVFD or even use the Move button to quickly change your mind after creating a page in mainspace with no collaborators. Sorry for the scathing review about; you had not finished. Spıke Ѧ 22:57 17-Jan-14

🔒 The Wish Fish H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny stub on a made up topic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:38, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I repaired this in 2009 off VFD. The only remaining reference to Vagina Humor is quickly paired with a reference to "both ends of this comparison." The final paragraph is American marketing history. It is indeed an article about nothing, but it does something with nothing. Spıke Ѧ 14:03 2-Jan-14
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A brief history of bullshit

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, made-up, random and un-encyclopedic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:21, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A crude article that no one will search for. Going back to the final version of author Biggt in 2006 doesn't solve the problem: It makes strides toward rapper humor and pseudo-scientist humor but keeps digressing to toilet humor and using Jews as memes. It's not well-done. Spıke Ѧ 15:19 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't know who 'Stephen Hawkings' is. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:08, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even imagining this article in the voice of Stephen Hawking doesn't make it any funnier. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:37, January 20, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. VFD tag added; clock reset. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 18:37, January 20, 2014 (UTC)

This Guy

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, unfunny, un-encyclopedic. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:02, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What SPIKE said. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I am on the edge on this one. Though its humor is over-reliant on memes, it might be one of the small number of articles where the humor strategy of being explicitly about nothing works. Deleting it will create thousands of red-links, some solved by editing {{Anonymous}}, most not. These red-links should be fixed anyway, because most are added to articles for the sake of having a link when there is no authentic reason to do so. Spıke Ѧ 15:12 2-Jan-14
  • No seconder in 19 days. Spıke Ѧ 17:41 21-Jan-14

A day in the life of a real Doctor

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful, un-encyclopedic and unfunny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:28, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg I'm a man. With a penis. Author Jean Pierre de Chimp noted in his Create Summary that "An Intern follows around a REAL Doctor for a day..." Surely in fact a seventh-grader on a field trip. Spıke Ѧ 15:33 2-Jan-14
  3. Not great. Anton (talk) 16:12, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It had some promise at the start but then went no where. Not an article that can be repaired short of a complete re-write. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:12, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I take the fifth (vote) Aleister 16:54 21-1-14
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  • The idea has some merit. Though the blatant references to 'penis' constitute a serious negative, I did find some of the pictures amusing. The article might be saved with a little friendly editing. Jonny appleseed (talk) 08:43, January 6, 2014 (UTC)

A nice enough guy

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, not funny. Talks about nothing much and rambles. Title is not a parody of an encyclopedia title. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:46, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg You kind of had to be there though. But it was way funny, trust me. Sorry, I wasn't. Spoiler: Goes on to suppose that the "nice" coworker is a serial killer. Amateur fiction, no humor. Spıke Ѧ 01:08 6-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The build-up describing this guy as a nice, average-seeming guy just isn't convincing enough. Each section is too short. There is a strategy to it, but it never achieves its goal. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:57, January 8, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Creepy but not funny. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:15, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I take the fifth (vote) Aleister 16:54 21-1-14
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Stupid shit

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shares an illustration with the just-deleted "A BUTT POOP Christmas!!!!". A disambiguation page to several articles on feces. Spıke Ѧ 01:30 6-Jan-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:52, January 10, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid shit. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:08, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:13, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  5. I take the fifth (vote) Aleister 16:54 21-1-14
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A letter about Megan Fox

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:10, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Return to sender. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:09, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First-person "testimonial" doesn't belong in mainspace. Spıke Ѧ 14:40 2-Jan-14
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly Delete). Anton199 has seen the soul of this page in spite of its former editors. Spıke Ѧ 22:44 17-Jan-14
  2. Keep Anton (talk) 19:59, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Rewritten now. You can judge. Anton (talk) 20:58, January 17, 2014 (UTC)

Camp Fuck You Die

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "This article flies in the face of Uncyclopedia's deletion policy like an annoying bug" until a user arrives with a rolled up newspaper. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:41, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An overlong, listy, ranty, unfunny blog about camp life cannot be saved by affixing a badge declaring that it is proud to be bad writing. Spıke Ѧ 20:02 21-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I get what the user was trying to do, which could be funny, and make it a literal experience of what it would be like to be taken to Crystal Lake and have Jason Voorhees meet you there to dismember you... but it's cluttered in so much other shit that it becomes hard to keep reading, which I gave up on. Plus it seems to be something that's actually written at a camp, and only the other campers there might find it amusing... I could re-work this, but I really cannot be bothered :P--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 17:20, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Something that should have gone long ago. Now it can. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:02, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:52, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. We should preserve this article's talk page as it is remarkable how many times it was proposed for deletion. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:54, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
    It's all yours: User:Mimo&maxus/Talk page of Camp Fuck You Die. Spıke Ѧ 21:42 22-Jan-14

🔒 Paradox H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too listy. If someone takes care of that, I'm willing to withdraw this nomination. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:07, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
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  • I took a stab: to try to make the sections actual categories, some of them now beginning with actual prose; and to eliminate items that were just dumb or repeating the same joke (notably involving Mr. T). Mimo, it is your turn. Spıke Ѧ 16:52 23-Jan-14
    Thank you! I love it! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:39, January 24, 2014 (UTC)

Are you talking to me?

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Same as HAHAHA. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 19:20, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke Ѧ 19:25 21-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes I am, "get huffed!" Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:27, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Anton (talk) 16:25, January 24, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Four vote sweep. user:Aleister 17:36 24=1=14
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spıke Ѧ 19:25 21-Jan-14

Carlow Crab

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Carlow Crap? Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:43, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What is there now is a whinge from Anon to the Admins of 2005 to undelete his article. The original article consisted of a one-paragraph Intro about a "PC...show created in Reynolds" followed by a list of 12 characters (Sample: "Always gets bumped into by Ashley but she never forgives Ashley or acknowledges her existence."), a two-line theme song, and a 52-item list of puns on episode titles. It should have been deleted; it was deleted; and the petition for its resurrection should not now be in the encyclopedia. Spıke Ѧ 20:00 21-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eh?--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:58, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 20:52, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Four vote sweep. user:Aleister 17:36 24=1=14
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Category:MINITRUE APPROVED

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Category written in caps and based on a page currently nominated for deletion. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:20, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Again, this long pre-dates Anton's article. But it is one of those categories like Category:Assholes that you slap on a page about someone just to say you don't like that person (here: that something belongs in a totalitarian country) and vainly hope you are being Funny And Not Just Stupid. Spıke Ѧ 21:54,21:56 22-Jan-14
  3. Anton (talk) 17:00, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yes this is a stupid category as no one will search for it! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:49, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Aleister 12:29 24-1-14
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  1. I think that an article gets this category if it has a Minitrue template on it, which makes it kind of relevant. Anton (talk) 16:41, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
    Its relevance is low to me, given my disapproval of all intro-templates that purport to guide the reader's reading of an article. Its importance is nil, as we can use Special:WhatLinksHere/Template:Minitrue. Spıke Ѧ 16:49 23-Jan-14
    Ok, I agree. Anton (talk) 17:00, January 23, 2014 (UTC)

Euronintendo

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. A parody of Euroipods. Not very funny. Anton (talk) 17:05, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Its sixth nomination! but still not very funny. (I voted Symbol delete vote.svg Delete in 2012.) Euroipod is a real thing and a meme. This is an article whose title is a pun, just in case a reader wants to find out whether someone wrote this exact joke. As said here in 2012: This is not an inside joke but a knock-off of one. Spıke Ѧ 17:13 23-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:35, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:43, January 24, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Four vote sweep. user:Aleister 17:36 24=1=14
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🔒 Infinite Loop H T D

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Full of made-up not funny random rambling. Hardly encyclopedic. It doesn't even try for an infinite loop style written article. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:48, January 4, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A handful of clever concepts, such as a Slinky going down an escalator going up, has been hijacked by nerds needing to illustrate how to code infinite loops in every known programming language. This is not humor but putting on airs. Saveable, and I stand ready to flip my vote if someone arrives with a meat-axe. Spıke Ѧ 01:14 6-Jan-14
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  1. I thought this would be taken down already. Did enough work on it to save it, imnho. Could be better, but then we'd have to export it. Aleister 12:47 17-1-14
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  • Aleister brought the said meat-axe, and I piled on. But I just viewed it with images switched on, and it is an awful attempt to catalog frenzied memes from across the web as an alternative to clever writing. Please, someone, rectify this. Spıke Ѧ 12:08 6-Jan-14
    I like the images, they are clever and fit the page. You've got Suterland and Hillary Clinton screaming at each other, Miley, the drummer guy, and I put in a new one of the blue ball machine (best one I've seen). Please leave the images, and add new ones. Memes work when done well, imnho. Aleister 14:11 6-1-14
    No! Uncyclopedia articles ought to be clever writing, not catalogs of similar objects plucked from around the web. Stolen humor. Spıke Ѧ 14:49 6-Jan-14

A crush on a girl who is not single

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not funny, unoriginal made-up disease style page. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:03, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Oh damn MAKE ME HARD! Everything he said, and the poor English gives the lie to both the "pathology" and "encyclopedia article" motif. With a long acronym for a mundane condition of life. Spıke Ѧ 01:06 6-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:10, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 15:11, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Aleister 20:25 25-1-14
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  • {{VFD}} applied and clock reset. Spıke Ѧ 01:06 6-Jan-14

🔒 A yuky doody wizard did it H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Combining two memes to create a humourless page that only entertains author's amazement that he can combine some unrelated things together. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:45, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Like the other one. Spıke Ѧ 12:31 11-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:06, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. The other was blah, but this one is pretty funny. And Socky liked it. Aleister 13:07 17-1-14
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  • {{VFD}} placed and count restarted. Spıke Ѧ 12:42 11-Jan-14

🔒 John Aaron H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Much like the real Apollo 13 mission, every attempt at humor in this particular section met with disaster." The whole article seems to be just facts or dire attempts at laughs. It could do with a re-write but is not funny enough to sit around in mainspace as it is. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:54, January 11, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too serious, almost no humor in it. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:04, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Reverted. Author's final version (2006) lacks the vandalism (indented paragraph and anal-rape finale) and also lacks the navel-gazing quoted above. Spıke Ѧ 12:40 11-Jan-14
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  • {{VFD}} placed and count restarted. Spıke Ѧ 12:40 11-Jan-14

🔒 Internet straight trap H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The humor is that if the reader does not notice the voluptuous women in the near-porn illustrations, the reader must be gay. 100% of the humor is provided by the captions of the illustrations, which are Motivational Posters where we stole someone else's joke. This means that 0% of the humor is original by Uncyclopedians, not counting the amusement the author got for ragging on the reader. Spıke Ѧ 21:14 14-Jan-14
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg I know what's funny, repeating something immature of an internet meme cos no one will have heard of a meme before and it makes the meme so much funnier when it is on a fake encyclopedia!!! Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 20:06, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:49, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agreed with SPIKE and ScottPat, those obscene illustrations and jokes don't make a funny article. Newman66 Visit my table here! Contributions My works 17:00, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Doesn't seem that bad to me, written by the good count too who was a regular sifter of real junk on this site a couple of years back. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:28, January 16, 2014 (UTC)
    Count of Monkey Crisco was a valued Uncyclopedian, but see above: No original humor in this one. Spıke Ѧ 17:34 21-Jan-14
  2. MonkeyCriscoRomartusSPIKE Aleister 12:27 24-1-14
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🔒 Template:Minitrue H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 0 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Template based on Minitrue which is currently nominated for deletion. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 21:16, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A template written in a dialect explained in a novel is an impediment to the reader. The impediment is deliberate, but then it is one more template that purports to guide the reader's interpretation of an article he hasn't yet started reading. Authors should let their articles do the talking. But the template is not based on the Minitrue article nominated above, nor does it link to it — only to that article's basis, a government agency in a classic novel about totalitarianism. Spıke Ѧ 21:51 22-Jan-14
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  1. Even though it is written in Orwell's newspeak, it can still be funny for those who don't understand it. It is not based on the article Minitrue, as the this template was created a way earlier than I wrote the article. Anton (talk) 16:19, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This template could be used as satirical back up on a communist article (maybe 1984 article). No need to delete template only restrict template use if necessary. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 21:05, January 24, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. A satirical pun using the Newspeak language from 1984 (established by the Ministry of Truth (Minitrue)) to establish that a page has a Communist bias (how I would expect the template to be used). I don't like the use of templates usually unless used in a way that actually adds to humour. Therefore the thing at fault is the use of the template and the absence of a link and slight re-write it needs, which can easily be done. However the idea of the template is valid and is fine. It uses Minitrue in the same way Pig Latin is written if you understand it it is very funny and even if you don't a quick research will provide you with the laughs.
    I remain indecisive as the template needs re-writing for humour and I struggle to see how it can be used to add to humour of article. If Anton could remedy this I might vote for. If not then I may vote against. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 17:48, January 23, 2014 (UTC)
    Could you look at it now and say if it's funnier? Anton (talk) 19:59, January 24, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 A god-awful narrative on how Final Fantasy I changed my life H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 2 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Correct it is "god-awful." Not wanted here. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 12:14, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The first sentence, "For those of you who are too lazy to bother reading this masterpiece," convinced me I was indeed too lazy to comb this sprawling diary entry to look for the humor. It is even easier to huff it than to remove the editorializing and the grammar error in the title. Spıke Ѧ 14:49 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This page failed my "am I going to skim this or read this?" test. Chunkles (talk) 02:38, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. 533 hour Keep vote. Aleister 17:34 24-1-14
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've actually read this through when it was first mainspaced back last year. I think it has lots of fun parts IMO. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:33, 26 January, 2014 (UTC)
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Epic. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:06, January 17, 2014 (UTC)

Epic or not, the quality of humour and writing is awful. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:24, January 25, 2014 (UTC)

HAHAHA

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cheap imitation of AAAAAAAAA! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 12:44, January 17, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has absolutely no humor beyond that other article, and doesn't do it as well. Presumptuously includes itself in Category:Uncyclopedia In-Jokes. Spıke Ѧ 13:00 17-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:28, January 21, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:57, January 22, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - meh Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:35, 26 January, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 14:25, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is like AAAAAAAAA, but then, it is independent from AAAAAAAAA. If you wish to remove it, then you might as well remove AAAAAAAAA!.Hawkturnal (talk) 03:26, January 21, 2014 (UTC)Hawkturnal
    Of course a vote to delete the imitation does not mean we have a duty to delete the original. Spıke Ѧ 17:32 21-Jan-14
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The Pussycat Dolls

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Quotecruft, listcruft, STD memes and no humour. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:20, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg They're sluts! This article about a group that broke up in 2009 has been a battleground between fanboys and detractors, neither of which can do more than speculate about the girls' sex lives. Unfortunate, because merely reading the lede at Wikipedia suggests there is a ton of material to work with. An easy save if someone wants to step up. Spıke Ѧ 11:07 25-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No way to rescue this crap. I mean, it's truthful, but this ain't wikipedia.--ManiacJaSg.gif-Maniac1075Complain Here 13:07, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
    Then they do put out??? Spıke Ѧ 15:00 25-Jan-14
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:39, 26 January, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Aleister 15:51 26-1-14
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🔒 Monty Python H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Repeats jokes, memes and has no originality. See Forum:Monty Python Clear-Up Effort. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 11:56, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
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  • Start over. Tag the article, and nominate the article and not a redirect to it. Spıke Ѧ 15:20 26-Jan-14
    Apologies to Spike, I totally forgot the tag and didn't notice that the article was called by a longer name. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:39, January 26, 2014 (UTC)

🔒 That Guy H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A spin-off of This Guy with even worse quality. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 13:03, January 2, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is indeed an article whose only notability is as a changed version of an article presumed not to be going anywhere. Spıke Ѧ 15:09 2-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Anton (talk) 15:08, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
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  1. too many hours on the block. Aleister 16:56 21-1-14
    This has been on here well over 500 hours. What kind of standard is now used to save pages? Keep them up until someone who shall remain utterly nameless is satisfied with the result? Aleister 17:33 24-1-14
  2. Keep....he has a tashe... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. You might want to check this out. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:25, January 6, 2014 (UTC)
    When restricted to mainspace, shows about 200 links to it. Perhaps half go away if we remove it from the template of Articles About Nobody. At any rate, thank you for volunteering.... Spıke Ѧ 18:16 7-Jan-14

🔒 The Beatles in India H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  • Not great. Anton (talk) 14:31, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Except to the extent that it amuses a pot-head to read amateur fiction about how celebrities might also be pot-heads, this article doesn't amuse. Spıke Ѧ 15:27 26-Jan-14
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  1. Moved it to UnBooks, where it works. Some very good pictures and the concept is good. I'll put some time in on it. Aleister 15:55 26-1-14
I will then abstain, waiting for changes. Thanks for trying to save it! Anton (talk) 17:47, January 27, 2014 (UTC)
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Norwich/Dialect

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. There are two things that can be said about this article. Either you are English and you read this as basically the truth with no humour or you're from another dialect of English and you stare at this attempting to pronounce Norwich-speak in an Australian, American etc. accent in which case the pronunciation is neither funny nor true. At the very least the author ought to have written joke statements (and no, "Ar yoo Bin Laden?" does not count as a joke!). Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:09, January 25, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of many attempts to use Wikipedia as a catalog and not as a comedy-writing wiki. Spıke Ѧ 15:00 25-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Uhh Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 11:42, 26 January, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:54, January 29, 2014 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Appears to be mainly a list. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:31, January 29, 2014 (UTC)
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The Gay Adventures Of Sergeant Pepper's Four

Score: 6 • voting closed
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  1. Everything is explained in the Forum:A big Beatles clean-up. Anton (talk) 14:29, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A perp-walk of memes, plus calling something gay (with no backing or development) as a comedy strategy: An unfunny article created on the assumption that if you just do each of these things, it will work. Spıke Ѧ 15:24 26-Jan-14
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 15:40, January 26, 2014 (UTC)
  4. Pretty bad. Aleister 15:57 26-1-14
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur x2 --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:54, January 29, 2014 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 22:35, January 29, 2014 (UTC)
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