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Score: 17 breaths of fresh air

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~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 01:24, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
For: 25
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. I like it. ~ NEZLR Dancingmilk.gif Th stupid.gifMewhenreadingstupidstuff.gif Seizure.gif Donuts.gif 01:24, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. For It actually made me laugh. Needs some work with formatting and grammar, though. Staircase CUNt 05:48, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. I like it. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:13, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Ankh smite.png Bless. It had an "I am dead" section that didn't link to You are dead. Icons-flag-it.png 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR SBQ3.JPG 16:24,27July,2009
  5. for. sure. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 19:02, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. For. 119.12.185.81 00:59, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. For. 70.254.68.216 02:27, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  8. For. A bit confused at times, but still good. Sig pic.PNG Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 19:29, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  9. For. Good stuff. InMooseWeTrust 20:34, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
  10. For. --Docile hippopotamus 00:04, 29 July 2009 (UTC)
  11. Weak For, only because it didn't really need all those "tip" sections. They could have been written normally. Also, the certificate thing was weird. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 00:10, Jul 30
  12. Weak for. It's a good idea and is definitely funny, but the article needs some cleanup and probably some funny diagrams. Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (Talk • Contribs • CUN) 05:56, Jul. 31, 2009
  13. For. At last advice I can follow. --Sog1970 16:35, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  14. For. It's the kind of article that should be featured. Fewer in-joke articles and more original and amusing articles are what would attract more potential funnymakers to this site. -- El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 16:47, 2 August 2009 (UTC)
  15. For. Just. It gets a bit ugly towards the bottom, was overall pretty funny. Nameable • mumble? • (UnScr:PWotM) 13:59, 3 August 2009 (UTC)
  16. For. Has enough to keep a reader interested and is pretty reasonably well written without ending in SHOUTY CAPS. Has my vote. Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:54, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  17. For. Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:54, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
  18. For. But I didn't laugh, mind you. Style Oranssiviiva.jpg Guide 19:08, 10 August 2009 (UTC)
  19. For. Could use some slight proofreading, but I like it. SilentScreaming 09:44, 12 August 2009 (UTC)
  20. Self-for. --Icon.gifSir Xiao Li CUN VFH NS (Talk)[citation needed]
  21. For. hahahahaha! Criselnox 11:41, 17 August 2009 (UTC)
  22. Symbol for vote.svg I am dead what do I do? Gba3.jpgThe empire small.jpg Join Us 17:26, 18 August 2009 (UTC)
  23. For. --—Mazaka (talk) 05:18, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
  24. For. Take a breather. NaturalBornKieler (talk) Germany Flag 1.png 07:16, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
  25. Symbol for vote.svg For. Ooops... thgouht I'd done did this! Pup t 09:07, 19/08/2009
  26. For. The Shit - - - Pie+Muffin = Greatness Barf- + -Observe 13:57, 19 August 2009 (UTC)
Against: 8
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Still can't breathe. Sir ACROLO KUN • FPW • AOTM • FA •(SPAM) 05:46, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  2. Against. Too much just to know how to breathe. And yes I have a fucking sense of humor! HolyUncyclopediaAccountBatman! 22:09, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
    Your vote doesn't make much sense. Are you voting against it just because it was too long? Staircase CUNt 22:18, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  3. Against. Naw. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:02, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  4. Meh. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 20:08, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  5. Against. I don't think so ChiefjusticeDS 21:14, 30 July 2009 (UTC)
  6. Against. It seems to be a rather awkward article. It also mentions kitten huffing. -- flaccid Ape (acidify) (Riot Porn) 02:05, 31 July 2009 (UTC)
  7. Against. Worked in places, didn't in others, needs a bit more polish. It's not bad at all, but neither is it as good as it should be. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:29, Aug 10
  8. Symbol against vote.svg Against. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN—[12:23 17 Aug 2009]
Comments:
  • Abstain. This is a good article, but It's not quite brilliant Featured material. Dorsalfrog Prime 16:07, 27 July 2009 (UTC)
  • What's a cantelope?. 202.69.186.245 06:47, 28 July 2009 (UTC)
A cantelope is like an antelope but not so fast. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate). 05:51, 4 August 2009 (UTC)

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