Forum:17 Years of Cheddar
Well, my 17th birthday is on August 7, meaning there is two weeks to leave me presents on my page/talkpage. Get to it! And this is absolutely in no way meant to copy my gradado's birthday. In a way that is meant to copy Mahm00shA, I am holding a writing contest. Everyone who loves me (which I expect is all of you) should write a short story involving me in some way. A bit of comedy, or drama, or bullshit, whatever you wanna do. Or, if you're a goo 'chopper, 'shop up a picture. Thank you and all hail the GREAT S.C.B.! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
02:33,21July,2009
- A "goo chopper"? Gross! Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:37, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
- Excelent, This is the perfect excuse to finish my Ninja-In-A-Box -- GBA2005 I Want You! 14:33, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
- Well, apparently there's a lot of gross stuff out there, no need for goo choppers to let their talents go to waste.
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
14:47,21July,2009
- Well, apparently there's a lot of gross stuff out there, no need for goo choppers to let their talents go to waste.
- Excelent, This is the perfect excuse to finish my Ninja-In-A-Box -- GBA2005 I Want You! 14:33, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
Hmmm, seems intriguing. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 14:54, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
- Indeed it does. I kinda acidentally missed Mooshy's birthday because I HATE HIM. But this does seem like it could be fun. Orian57 Talk
14:59 21 July 2009
- The only present I'm goona give you is this
- .. a Knuckle Sandwich! Yeah, bad puns, tell me 'bout it. —
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21:27, 21 July 2009
- Oh and my 14th birthday is also on August 7! Guess I'll give my Knuckle Sandwich to myself. —
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21:44, 21 July 2009
- C'mon keep 'em coming! Can never have too many presents.
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
18:14,24July,2009
- All I have are these fishsticks...
- Sorry dude, Rbpolsen ♦ 03:52, 5 August 2009 (UTC)
- Aw, dude! I love fishsticks! I love putting fishsticks in my mouth!
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
04:01,5August,2009
- Yay! I found you another present! I've been saving this one for a rainy day, but I'll give it to you:
- I hope you like it. Do that take Get Out of Jail Free Cards in Italy? (or Uncyclopedia for that matter?) Rbpolsen ♦ 03:57, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
- Thank you. They do take GOoJF cardas in italy, though its pretty easy to break out. Uncyc I'm not so sure
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
01:02,7August,2009
- Yay! I found you another present! I've been saving this one for a rainy day, but I'll give it to you:
- Aw, dude! I love fishsticks! I love putting fishsticks in my mouth!
- All I have are these fishsticks...
- C'mon keep 'em coming! Can never have too many presents.
- Oh and my 14th birthday is also on August 7! Guess I'll give my Knuckle Sandwich to myself. —
Finished Presents
- I'm first, so take that. Uh.... here. Staircase CUNt 23:11, 21 July 2009 (UTC)
- Done! Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
15:59 July 22 '09
- Oh, I don't know if I should read it now or wait 'til the 7th. What do you think?
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
00:14,23July,2009
- Wait. It'll be hard, but wait. Staircase CUNt 00:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- Oh no no.. Its just not there yet.. You can read the link. And I meant that the story will magically appear on your birthday Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
10:58 July 23 '09
- Oh no no.. Its just not there yet.. You can read the link. And I meant that the story will magically appear on your birthday Colour Sig For Make Mahm00shA Look Cool
- Wait. It'll be hard, but wait. Staircase CUNt 00:25, 23 July 2009 (UTC)
- Oh, I don't know if I should read it now or wait 'til the 7th. What do you think?
- I should be doing mine anytime now. zh I hate me new sig 02:03 July 25
- Here you go! You can have what I had on my 17th birthday! Pup
- Here's mine. It's a tie-in to Mooshy's. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 15:32, 4 August 2009 (UTC)
- I gived him da bestest present ever ^_^ Which is kind of sad, considering it was an old box of fishsticks that was going to expire in a week. Well, eat 'em up fast, cheezy! Rbpolsen ♦ 03:51, 6 August 2009 (UTC)
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I know what you're thinking right now: Why am I reading my talk page and NOT downloading porn. We'll get to that later. You're also probably thinking "that Project Julio, he's sure something. I'd like to be him." You aren't alone, pal. For instance, a fellow named "Socky" is in your SAME situation. In conclusion, vote Palin/McCain, 2012!!!! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Projectjulio (talk • contribs)
TODAY'S THE DAY!
YAY!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!! 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
11:44,7August,2009
Happy birthday. No present. I'm poor. --Sir Sunbeam no u F@H KUN 14:03, 7 August 2009 (UTC)
Happy Birthday! —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:53, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
Happy Birtday! Okay, so I didn't really get you a present on time. I hope you're still happy with these hookers though.
03:29, 8 August 2009 (UTC)
- Oh yeah thanks. I was using a public comp when I got your 4 "presents."
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
03:42,8August,2009
Aww, I'm a day late. Here's a sig for you. (zh I hate me new sig 03:34 August 8)

- By my time , you are late. jerk. Thank you.
17YEARSOFcHeDDaR
04:12,8August,2009
- I had to get him his shots. You don't want hoborabies do you? Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 04:21, 8 August 2009 (UTC)