Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive10

Bubble Wrap

Bubble Wrap needs some pictures. The use of it in an extermly funneh way captured in a picture is requested.

Noah's Ark trap

NARK!

I want a side on 2D view of Noah's Ark, or something that ressembles it. I want to show a hollowed out view of each room inside the Ark showing chambers for storing the computers, robots, liquid nitrogen tanks, nuclear propulsion system, vials of DNA and containers of enzymes and bacteria that Noah used to preserve the DNA. Make the picture as large as possible (more then 1000 pixels horizontaly and verticaly if possible).Weri long wang 14:31, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

How about this? (And also give me a ninjastar or something, because I feel strange) --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 18:41, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for the template; I'll have a go at producing a cross section of the high tech version of Noah's Ark.Weri long wang 00:52, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Can somebody clean up the incredibly messy casing of the boat. Use Photoshop, or Illustrator, or whatever is needed to make the outine perfectly uniform. Try to keep the nice black marble though. Also, can you add a new arched roof made of wood that is perfectly centered on the ark. Thanks for your selfless work all ye people. Weri long wang 14:28, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

Aaron Burr + Emperor

Hey, guys. Uh, could someone grab a pic of Aaron Burr (contemperary, please) and put his head on the body of some guy with medals? It'd be really helpful; thanks. The Humbled Master 20:15, 10 May 2007 (UTC)

Emperor Aaron I of the United States of America

There you go. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

02:13, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

Wow! Thanks! And so, just for that, you get a gold Ninjastar! Yay! The Humbled Master 02:51, 11 May 2007 (UTC)

John Belushi + Karl Marx

For a top secret unbook I am working on, I will need this picture of the wise philosopher Karl Marx with John Belushi's face on it. Or better yet, vice versa.

+

please, feel free to be creative and all. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 02:54, 8 May 2007 (UTC)

John "Belushi" Marx

I've got him right here... --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

01:43, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

ooooooh yeahhhh. Leatherboundbooks^TalkContributions 02:02, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

Confederate States Air Force

Up up and away

It's all want, want, want... Your wish is my command. Ok in colo(u)r? --Asahatter (annoy) 21:43, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

I'd like a picture of a hot air balloon with a largely visible Confederate flag on it, preferably with nothing but a white background. Thanks! --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 03:03, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Emperor of the United States

Hi, guys. I have sort of a problem: I've linked a couple of pages (not literally, of course), and they all have a common thread; all eight people featured on these pages are now listed as being Emperors of America.

These people are (in consecutive order):

Seal of approval?

• George Washington
• Aaron Burr
• Isambard Kingdom Brunel
• Joshua A. Norton (yes, the Emperor of 'Frisco himself)
• Aleister Crowley
• Brian Jones
• Lyndon B. Johnson
• Richard M. Nixon

My problem is that I'm trying to make a proper Seal of the Emperor of the United States, but, since I have neither Ms Paint nor Photoshop, my efforts in doing so have all failed.

I'm hoping someone will hear my plea and give me a little hand with this. I hope no one minds if I be a little specific with the seal (of the Emperor) details:

• Nearly identical to the Seal of the President
• Have 15 stars around instead of 50
• Have official-looking font around the edge
• "E Pluribus Unum" replaced with Novus Ordo Imperium.
• Shield on eagle replaced with upside-down Illuminati eye pyramid
• Background of blue replaced with Tyrian purple
• Above all: must be NEAT!

If you're willing to oblige my humble request, I'd be have to give all who respond... a gold NINJASTAR!!!

Thank you. The Humbled Master 00:01, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

EDIT: Thank you, Asahatter! However, upon further reflection, do you think you could turn the eagle's head to face the arrows? Again, thanks! The Humbled Master 23:08, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

'Tis done Electrified mocha chinchillaThe Humbled Master Asahatter (annoy) 07:48, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

FURTHER EDIT: Again, thank you! I apologize for my delayed reaction, but I only noticed just now. Thanks! The Humbled Master 07:51, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Meatpuppet

I was wondering if someone could create a meat version of this image; and by that I mean make the puppet like it's made entirely out of meat (like a burger), except for the eyes and nose. I want this for a new template I'm doing. --AAA! (AAAA) 22:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I think he's cute --Asahatter (annoy) 10:55, 4 May 2007 (UTC)

The thing you've just created gives me nightmares. --General Insineratehymn 02:19, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

I prefer him as cooked steak, like this. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:46, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

The Ultimate Weight Loss Solution

The article only has one image now, and it's a rather crappy looking cartoon. It'd be cool if someone could make a "before and after" thing for this article, maybe with an extremely fat person for the "before" and a disembodied skull or something for the "after". I'd be much obliged. --THE 21:41, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Not entirely happy with this yet, but you are welcome to use and abuse - I think the article needs a little more expansion, btw. Pee review will help --Asahatter (annoy) 22:37, 5 May 2007 (UTC)

All right! I like it! I do plan to work on that article more, once I finish the collab I've been working on. --THE 23:28, 6 May 2007 (UTC)

Blandford (Again)

Sorry to bother everyone again, but I need one more image. If anyone could do a black and white photo of a man on a horse armed with scimitar, and chasing a volvo I would be very greatful. --Winstanley1 19:06, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

The spirit of Blandford

Here you go... should fit in, but let me know if you want something altered --Asahatter (annoy) 11:17, 3 May 2007 (UTC)

Blandford

For this article I need a poster advertising the: The East Midlands Hemp Festival a very obscure and tedious local event. Any help would be greatly appreciated. --Winstanley1 20:01, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

One good turn and all that

Should be what you're looking for... --Asahatter 22:53, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, thats just what I was looking for.--Winstanley1 09:28, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

UnNews:Theory of Sexual Reproduction revised

Need a picture of a man, and woman, and Jesus in bed together, or something along those lines. Sgeo (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

19:51, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Nevermind. Thank you Sliferjam for . Sgeo (Talk • Contribs • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

23:08, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

Pen Island and Baby-snatching (ya, me again)

 –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 06:24, 29 April 2007 (UTC)

I could use a diagram of a penis, but painted up as a map instead. Also, a politician "menacingly" kissing a baby. The Man Of Led 21:52, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Maybe off-topic but there's this:

Thanks, I'm gonna upload the Bush pic. I will be operating under the assumption that nobody will really care.The Man Of Led 22:28, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Nope, as a matter of fact I think it is encouraged ;)  –      (ooh!) (aah!) ...·º•ø®@» LEG CUN GUN DUN 10:24, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Chainsaw bayonets

Sorta thing you're looking for?

I'm looking for some 20th century riflemen charging using chainsaws as bayonets, with a similar psychological effect to sharks with laser beams or some other such ridiculous but bad ass concept. Anything that could illustrate this idea would be really appreciated. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:32, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Oh, holy shit dude. That's fuckin' awesome. Thanks a million. --» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) 06:23, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

The Black And White Man

I've stolen some pics, but they are just stitching the stuff together without actually getting the job done. Anyone with a particular interest for comic books/superheroes? -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 12:58, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Being practical, what I need is the following:

• Superhero with spider-man like costume, a mask covering the whole face, half black and half white, as the girl in the photo.
• A half black and half white man face - with our without the costume. I mean racially black and white, a composition of two different men's faces.

Thanks. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 20:07, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Any help? --Asahatter (annoy) 10:46, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Well, I was looking for a non-celeb face, but his can enlighten the subject. Still, the two sides are a little unbalanced. Can you make them the same size? And thank you! -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 15:14, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Great! Thankya. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 16:26, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

You may archive this, RadX. Now the article is complete. Well done. -- herr doktor needsAbolt  [scream!] 19:34, 1 May 2007 (UTC)

Fucked Up

I just finished the article for Fucked up, and all it needs are some fucked up pictures to go along with it. Lots of them. Go on the internet and find some. No, I'm not doing it myself. I know for a fact that you can do a better job. Yes, you. It should be pretty damn easy.Snail boy 00:15, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Alright fine, I'll do it myself. Jeez that's the last time I ask for anyone's help... :P Snail boy 06:10, 28 April 2007 (UTC)

Insomniacs Anonymous

I need a picture of a bunch of people sleeping with their heads on the meeting table they're meeting at. Like a meeting, except with more sleeping. Well, not all of the heads have to be down; people doze in different ways, sitting up, leaning awkwardly to the side. Just a bunch of people sleeping on the job. Support groups have never been so supportive. --KATIE!! 03:34, 22 April 2007 (UTC)

Perhaps this could be useful to you? I'll keep looking around. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 17:36, 25 April 2007 (UTC)

• It's crap, but is it alright? I couldn't find a whole room of sleeping people, but this guy looks like he is supposed to be working at something. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:59, 30 April 2007 (UTC)

Colonoscopy

A good reason to have a colonoscopy.

Here's something I never thought I'd see myself typing: I need a medical-textbook type illustration of a human colon with a gerbil trapped inside. (Hell, if you can think of something better than a gerbil, by all means, run with it!)Vafthrudnir 16:46, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

This work for ya? R (Holla!) 03:55, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

It's so lovely I'm a little teary right now. Sir RadicalX, I thank you, God thanks you, the ghost of John Wayne thanks you.Vafthrudnir 15:40, 23 April 2007 (UTC)

Pen Island

Could you edit this picture so the guy is stabbing the other guy with a pen? Should be pretty easy, but I have a crappy version of MS Paint and don't want to risk fucking up. The Man Of Led 14:18, 17 April 2007 (UTC)

I have MS Paint too, but I can't f**k up at all. I'm so cool. Here's my tryout. I didn't change your file. If you want to, add that thing to your article. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 17:42, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

Cool, thanks. The Man Of Led 20:05, 18 April 2007 (UTC)

I suppose now the original image will go to the NOT-SO-SATIRICAL STOCK IMAGE GALLERY OF UNCYCLOPEDIA. --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 12:25, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

I've had a go at making it more obvious that it's a pen, but it's a bit scruffy. Weri long wang 14:31, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks Weri, and Gert, I think the old image is stupid enough to be used for something....

It really is amazing what you can find on the internet! The Man Of Led 15:15, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

new article

I need a picture for this article. HowTo: Defend your Home from Drug-crazed Mexicans A house with barb wire, or an army of mexican people might work. Thank you. 12.104.119.239 13:41, 10 April 2007 (UTC)

Will this do? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:33, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

I think that will do. Thanks a lot. Jimmy the Hellhound 13:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Wanted

Could anyone make an icon (like on windows) ofa zombie, Requirements= Must be green, must be small (icon sized), and zombie must be facing screen (other than that its up to you, it can be a head, a body, anything) Fou-Lu 17:46, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

As you may or may not be aware, you can resize images on a page simply by putting the number of "px" you want within the image-code. For example, [[Image:GreenZombieHead.png|12px]] will create an icon sized version of this image. Other then that, this should meet all your requirements, even though I don't use windows and have no idea what a windows icon looks like. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:21, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks! (btw i do know how to resize objects just can't ever do it right:| ) Fou-Lu 23:18, 20 April 2007 (UTC)

Old McDonald

Some called McDonald's acts A-bomb-in-a-bull.

My latest article needs one or two extra pictures. I was thinking that a picture of a white tractor with the licence plate "E1EI0" might be good. Also, I uploaded this, but it doesn't look as good as I'd anticipated. Maybe someone could add a cow to the scene? Or replace it with a better image of an exploding cow farm (this one must be in black and white, as its from the 1930s, the tractor is modern though). Thanks. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  19:19, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Here ya go. I'm always one for exploding cows. R (Holla!) 14:10, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

That's amazing. Thanks. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:46, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

McDonald Overdrive.

Here's another. We can take off the Maximum Overdrive goblin face if you want, though. =P R (Holla!) 18:41, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Another good one, although I would prefer it without the face. Thanks for the help. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  18:46, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Done. Do a full refresh (CTRL + F5) to see the new version. R (Holla!) 19:54, 16 April 2007 (UTC)

Peasant

One could catch one's death out here in The Middle Ages.

Since Peasant seems to need some help existing, I'd like a potatochopped version of this image, so that the lettering reads "Holy crap, it's cold," or something similar. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 02:20, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Here's my try. Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 05:58, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Cool, thanks a bunch. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 17:10, 13 April 2007 (UTC)

Something

Need a picture for this http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:_Defend_your_Home_from_Drug-crazed_Mexicans . A picture of a barb wire house or an army of mexicans would do. And if you please, a picture for this. http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/LithiYum%21 . I was wondering if you could get Christopher Walken eating a box of LithiYum! Photoshop? Thanks. Jimmy the Hellhound 19:52, 11 April 2007 (UTC)

I went a little cleanup-happy with your article dude, I'm sorry but it needed it. Don't shank me or anything. Snail boy 02:59, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Yyyyyep.

Hey! Don't worry about it. It actually looks better now. Thanks a lot for the picture and for cleanifying the article. You're a saint, you really are! Jimmy the Hellhound 13:17, 19 April 2007 (UTC)

Good Burger

I tried to edit some pictures for use in this Good Burger article, but I am not very good with MS Paint, and that's the only program I am able to use. So I thought I'd hand over the photoshopping duties to the experts. I want the picture of John Wayne in a space suit [1] to be replaced by Darth Vader baring the face of Michael Myers from the Halloween horror movies. He should also have a name tag that reads, Hello My Name Is KURT.

The movie posters should look more professional; the 1974 poster [2] should have Clint Eastwood and Charles Bronson in the middle, just like the existing image, but I want the logo and credits to look more professional, and please spell "John Carpenter" correctly, as I failed to do on the final credit (Oops!). The 1997 poster [3] should have a more professional-looking "Martin Scorsese" inscribed above the title, and, if possible, the "Directed by Brian Robbins" should be replaced by "Directed by Martin Scorsese." (Feel free to mess around with other edits to this image, for example: Giving Kenan a Charles Bronson mustache.)

The Ed's Sauce ad [4] looks great, but could look a little more professional, specifically: Clint's arm is not missing, Clint has an "Ed" name tag, and the word balloon doesn't have a red outline and is cleaner-looking. Also, the title should be Eds Sauce, not 's Sauce. I hate apostrophe's messing up image names.

As for the other pictures, Dr. Loomis can be given a "Mr. Baily" name tag and Sheriff Brackett can have a "Spatch" name tag [5]. Clint can have an Ed name tag on the right side of his chest [6]. Give Kenan a Bronson mustache in this pic. [7]. And do whatever you want with the Bronson image. [8]

Feel free to add other images. I hope this isn't too much to ask, but I really want a VFH-quality article out of this. Thanks! PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 22:35, 5 April 2007 (UTC)

I've done these two already and I think they look convincing enough:

The other ones, I'm having a hard time working with, so I'll leave those to the Photoshop Masters. Thanks in advance for your help! PF4Eva, the King of Imagination talk Contributions 02:13, 12 April 2007 (UTC)

Baby/Creepy Guy

If you don't mind, I could really use a nice pic of a creepy-lookin guy (maybe with a malicious grin) hovering over a baby, perhaps asleep. I think It'd really add to my Baby-snatching article. Also, maybe a picture of a politician kissing a baby, for the article as well. TheLedBalloon 23:07, 3 April 2007 (UTC)

A creepy man with a baby? Well why not Charles Manson. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:39, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Brilliant!! Thanks a bunch, The Man Of Led 22:23, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

Final fantasy "Last Supper"

Can somebody make a "last supper" with Sephiroth as Judas, Aeris as"Jesus" and Cloud as John(and the other members from Final Fantasy7/Adventchildren around the table,especially Vincent)? User:ralahinn1 1 April 2007

Flying Spaghetti Monster

Can somebody take the logo of this website [9] and change it from Answers in Genesis into Answers in the Gospel of the FSM? Weri long wang 21:46, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

--Alksub - VFH CM WA RV {talk} 06:42, 14 April 2007 (UTC)

User:Jedravent/General

I need a picture for my article. Can somebody help out? --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 19:37, 31 March 2007 (UTC)

Salmon Man

Guys, it would be great if somebody could help me out with some kickass action pics of this fishy superhero. I had a great suggestion on pee review for a fish cave lair, something on that kind of theme could be cool. I feel a bit lame asking so blatantly for somebody else to do the image work, but I have neither artistic skills, nor hardcore graphics packages. Anything would be really appreciated. Thanks. --Silentrob 15:27, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

No need for mad skillz, make your own hero. [10] They own the rights to it when you're done, so be sure to label it right when you upload it here. If that doesn't help, I'll make and scan you in an original Salmon Man drawing. (all those years in school doodling superheroes put to use) so sayeth Sliferjam ~ Talk * Sock * Jam * Gallery * Fearless Fosdick? 15:10, 27 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks, I'll try that. Looks like the article got huffed while still a mere work in progress (I went away and forgot about it). I'll try and recreate it and then see what I can do without mad skillz! Might take you up on that offer though. Thanks. --Silentrob 14:37, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

UnScripts:The tragedy of Ron Popeil

I'd just like a theatrical poster for this. I'll try to make the images depicting the play. Thank you very much. ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

01:16, 30 March 2007 (UTC)

Theatrical enough? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:51, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

It sure is. Thank you! ~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

19:24, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Microsoft Products Online Technical Support

Hya, I've started expanding the "XP Service Pack 2" Tech support into an "online Microsoft support" and I'd like to design it accordingly, a bit like HAL9000. Can someone help with the design? It's pretty ugly at the moment. Thanks. ~ 09:53, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

UD

OH NOES!!

Can someone change the "Encyclopædia" in that image to "Uncyclopædia"? I have a good idea for a joke. --AAA! (AAAA) 07:31, 28 March 2007 (UTC)

• There you go. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:02, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
• Thanks, but can you also add a "dramatica" underneath? --AAA! (AAAA) 03:13, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

That would be imoral. Plus, I'm fairly certain its implide. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:30, 2 April 2007 (UTC)

Uluru

I'm trying to get scaffolding put around Uluru, to show what it looks like when it's being repainted. Which never happens, of course. It's a natural wonder of the world. Honest. --El Zoof 07:07, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

I had some time to spare so I had a go at this one. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:36, 24 March 2007 (UTC)

Hindleyite...that freakin' rules. R (Holla!) 13:29, 26 March 2007 (UTC)

Indeed it does. Ta muchly. I've been meaning to say that for some time... --El Zoof 04:17, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

That is tip top ۞ 17:24, 13 May 2007 (UTC)

Oncyclopedie

I don't know whether this is really the place to ask but can anyone make the Uncyclopedia logo in the upper left corner with the text OncyclopediE in the standard font below it for the Dutch version of Uncyclopedia? I don't have the font. Rongo 17:22, 23 March 2007 (UTC)

There you go. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:12, 1 April 2007 (UTC)

Thanks man! Great! Rongo 14:42, 9 April 2007 (UTC)

Asian Girl

Need a pic of one to make fun of Bobby Lee —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Starfox10 (talk • contribs)

Request from a random IP

Could you make these two images into one image, comparing them side-by-side in a split-screen effect? Thanks

Also, could you replace Hugh Hefner with T.S. Eliot in these photos? Thanks. You can use other photos of Eliot if you find better ones: