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- Delete. Essentially one massive, eye-goggling text block. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 17:07, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
- Delete That "Mormowned" picture is kind of funny, though. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:23, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
- This is one sentence "Zeratul then braved the catacombs, decyphered the runes, recovered the holy scripture, beat the game "Lune" (or whatever the hell its called) and all its sequels, slayed the mighty spider queen, convinced the kid in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", that turkish delight isn't actually anything special (and that it's only the name that implies), blew up ASCN's second Titan making Cyvok cry again, out Michael Moored Michael Moore, proved to Tom Cruise that Scientology is ridiculous by driving him even more insane with that crap about his many ventures through the cosmos, impressed nerds everywhere with his super cool lightsaber (see: Warpblade), studied why Napoleon Dynamite had a similair name to that French conquoror guy that wasn't actually born in France but unfortunately never discovered the answer in time because he probably didn't feel comfortable talking to the director and producers, gained the key to the city, associated with several futurist societys, became the first ever living heart donor which gained him a position in the guiness book of world records (Protoss have, in fact, three hearts), laughed at Brown and his theory on the "golden ratio" and fibonacci numbers, managed to not be driven insane by the look of Big Boss, voted for an independant party, improved on various yoga classes, acted as a movie extra for both the Halo and Warcraft movies, defeated the mighty spider king, told Ted Turner that he'd take over for his role as Captain Planet but then got away with burning his costume at the last second, said "Hey, at least I tried to cure aids" and "you know, all my ventures through the cosmos and that other crap with protoss tech never found a cure for cancer, figure that... actually wait I'm lying, I really don't have the time...", almost proved certain elements of Einstein's 'general theory of relativity' wrong in a 800 page plus thesis and scientific debate on national television (while attempting to back up his explanations with proof that his private Battleship/Carrier Class Hybrid Cruiser could exceed at speeds of Warp 557 when not in subspace), won a pancake and burger eating race, brought home a midly but only temporarily successful fashion style involving expensive robes laced with incomprehensible dark templar runes, tried to introduce a remedy for aging skin, managed to produce a satisfactory article that made it to both Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia in the same form and then parodied that same article on Uncyclopedia, joined the mass mob of those after Lucky's lucky charms, saved Christmas, attended Rock Star Super Nova (he didn't sing unfortunately), uncovered the fabeled keystone, actually realised what the hell Picasso was getting at that entire time, contributed to the release of General Mills new Orgasmically Delicious Lucky Charms (to coincide with his epic plan of course), defeated Phillip J. Fry in a coffee consumption dance off, formulated a brilliant new idea for a webcomic, had a kick ass 3 day blog and another youtube blog that almost distracted all other viewers from the mass of hawt female bloggers out there, rediscovers the long unknown secret of how to precisely use "Ctrl-Z" to actually undo a mistake during a game of StarCraft online, learned how to precisely use "alt-f4" to actually ultimately win a game of StarCraft, gave SolidSamurai that idea for World of StarCraft (GameSpot only kinda helped, but then again they also kinda suck, so who cares?), found out why Barq's is known to have bite as well as realising how damn lame it was and ultimately destroying the massive commercialization gig in the process, partly contributed to the reason commercials are kinda funny these days, offered suggestions to the director (he actually listened) on how to make the Eragon Movie cool when really he made it crappy due to waking up in a fit of rage one morning, managed to refrain from obsessing over captain Jack Sparrow upon seeing the second Pirates of the Carribean movie, almost became poker champion, survived an unbroadcasted episode of celebrity deathmatch, stated that Marilyn Monroe had wanted to have sex with him a long time ago and was praised for it because Marilyn Monroe could never reject that statement because she never even heard of it or is dead or whatever, tried the epic mix of Terran, Zerg, and Protoss champaign all in one, won a game of StarCraft with the zealot metallic penis strategy several times in a row on an unbroadcasted WCG convention, mentioned the Illuminati once and MIGHT have talked to a guy involved in that shit, read War of the Worlds and provided proof as to why Alien capitol ships actually are capable of surviving nuclear detonations, read the whole 8bit Theater series in a single sitting, beat Halo 2 on legendary, found the keystone socket, decyphered more runes through use of the holy scripture, acted as an inside informer to the Catholic church for further info, created a paradox in spacetime that strangely forced idiots to believe Jessica Simpson was hotter then she actually was (ppl, of course, thought this years ago, however this only happened recently; which makes it a paradox) as well as contribute to Lindsay Lohan's rise to fame and actually make a teen movie like "Mean Girls" kinda good, as well as help influence a kid to help win an unrelated alien race's war against other unrelated fascist aliens through a key battle that played out similair to that of a game of checkers, somehow influenced Stan Smith from American Dad to drop the pamphlet of the disco advertisement from the 21st century onto the ground during the 80s which led to the time paradox of allowing the alien from American Dad to create Disco, led to the death of that random Soviet spy on the news, inadvertedly caused the U2 American Spy Plane to be shot down by Soviets, told Chuck Norris that he should give the Mona Lisa that smile as a joke and was surprised when Chuck actually went out and did it, inadvertedly gave that Russian comedian the idea for the "In Soviet Russia..." catch phrase through the time paradox, humiliated several dozen girls online during cybersex sessions, found the answer as to why the hell there would be a word of death in the Chronicles of Narnia series that kills every lifeform on a planet except for the one who utters the word, fooled the Wizard of Oz somehow, out munchkined the munchkins, almost outdid Rayne from "Least I Could Do" in picking up women (mostly with a statement of the fact that Marilynne Monroe wanted to do him at one point), influenced Stewie Griffin into kicking Brian's ass and then causing another time paradox that inadvertedly led to Stewie being punched into a moving bus near the end of that episode, designed the dirty Coca Cola advertisement with the Woman pleasing herself, found the next clue by mixing audios of "Infested Butter Jelly Time", "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", and "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Featuring Brian the Dog in a Bannana Suit" whilst playing them backwards, heard mention of Area 51 one time or other in some random conversation, and decoded the final rune which lead to a certain strike assault in a certain way on a random Hybrid hive, whilst performing a funked disco dance beat mixed with the safety dance in a certain way such that the hybrid dance, when ended with Austin Powers hand signal thing that destroys robot-women, killed the hybrids.". Also, it's not funny. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 22:50, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
- Delete --General Insineratehymn 23:08, 15 September 2007 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 03:07, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
- Delete. RabbiTechno 11:14, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
- Delete. And quick, to get that lengthy comment from MO out of here! --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 14:35, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
- Comment. What lengthy comment? You mean this...This is one sentence "Zeratul then braved the catacombs, decyphered the runes, recovered the holy scripture, beat the game "Lune" (or whatever the hell its called) and all its sequels, slayed the mighty spider queen, convinced the kid in "The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe", that turkish delight isn't actually anything special (and that it's only the name that implies), blew up ASCN's second Titan making Cyvok cry again, out Michael Moored Michael Moore, proved to Tom Cruise that Scientology is ridiculous by driving him even more insane with that crap about his many ventures through the cosmos, impressed nerds everywhere with his super cool lightsaber (see: Warpblade), studied why Napoleon Dynamite had a similair name to that French conquoror guy that wasn't actually born in France but unfortunately never discovered the answer in time because he probably didn't feel comfortable talking to the director and producers, gained the key to the city, associated with several futurist societys, became the first ever living heart donor which gained him a position in the guiness book of world records (Protoss have, in fact, three hearts), laughed at Brown and his theory on the "golden ratio" and fibonacci numbers, managed to not be driven insane by the look of Big Boss, voted for an independant party, improved on various yoga classes, acted as a movie extra for both the Halo and Warcraft movies, defeated the mighty spider king, told Ted Turner that he'd take over for his role as Captain Planet but then got away with burning his costume at the last second, said "Hey, at least I tried to cure aids" and "you know, all my ventures through the cosmos and that other crap with protoss tech never found a cure for cancer, figure that... actually wait I'm lying, I really don't have the time...", almost proved certain elements of Einstein's 'general theory of relativity' wrong in a 800 page plus thesis and scientific debate on national television (while attempting to back up his explanations with proof that his private Battleship/Carrier Class Hybrid Cruiser could exceed at speeds of Warp 557 when not in subspace), won a pancake and burger eating race, brought home a midly but only temporarily successful fashion style involving expensive robes laced with incomprehensible dark templar runes, tried to introduce a remedy for aging skin, managed to produce a satisfactory article that made it to both Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia in the same form and then parodied that same article on Uncyclopedia, joined the mass mob of those after Lucky's lucky charms, saved Christmas, attended Rock Star Super Nova (he didn't sing unfortunately), uncovered the fabeled keystone, actually realised what the hell Picasso was getting at that entire time, contributed to the release of General Mills new Orgasmically Delicious Lucky Charms (to coincide with his epic plan of course), defeated Phillip J. Fry in a coffee consumption dance off, formulated a brilliant new idea for a webcomic, had a kick ass 3 day blog and another youtube blog that almost distracted all other viewers from the mass of hawt female bloggers out there, rediscovers the long unknown secret of how to precisely use "Ctrl-Z" to actually undo a mistake during a game of StarCraft online, learned how to precisely use "alt-f4" to actually ultimately win a game of StarCraft, gave SolidSamurai that idea for World of StarCraft (GameSpot only kinda helped, but then again they also kinda suck, so who cares?), found out why Barq's is known to have bite as well as realising how damn lame it was and ultimately destroying the massive commercialization gig in the process, partly contributed to the reason commercials are kinda funny these days, offered suggestions to the director (he actually listened) on how to make the Eragon Movie cool when really he made it crappy due to waking up in a fit of rage one morning, managed to refrain from obsessing over captain Jack Sparrow upon seeing the second Pirates of the Carribean movie, almost became poker champion, survived an unbroadcasted episode of celebrity deathmatch, stated that Marilyn Monroe had wanted to have sex with him a long time ago and was praised for it because Marilyn Monroe could never reject that statement because she never even heard of it or is dead or whatever, tried the epic mix of Terran, Zerg, and Protoss champaign all in one, won a game of StarCraft with the zealot metallic penis strategy several times in a row on an unbroadcasted WCG convention, mentioned the Illuminati once and MIGHT have talked to a guy involved in that shit, read War of the Worlds and provided proof as to why Alien capitol ships actually are capable of surviving nuclear detonations, read the whole 8bit Theater series in a single sitting, beat Halo 2 on legendary, found the keystone socket, decyphered more runes through use of the holy scripture, acted as an inside informer to the Catholic church for further info, created a paradox in spacetime that strangely forced idiots to believe Jessica Simpson was hotter then she actually was (ppl, of course, thought this years ago, however this only happened recently; which makes it a paradox) as well as contribute to Lindsay Lohan's rise to fame and actually make a teen movie like "Mean Girls" kinda good, as well as help influence a kid to help win an unrelated alien race's war against other unrelated fascist aliens through a key battle that played out similair to that of a game of checkers, somehow influenced Stan Smith from American Dad to drop the pamphlet of the disco advertisement from the 21st century onto the ground during the 80s which led to the time paradox of allowing the alien from American Dad to create Disco, led to the death of that random Soviet spy on the news, inadvertedly caused the U2 American Spy Plane to be shot down by Soviets, told Chuck Norris that he should give the Mona Lisa that smile as a joke and was surprised when Chuck actually went out and did it, inadvertedly gave that Russian comedian the idea for the "In Soviet Russia..." catch phrase through the time paradox, humiliated several dozen girls online during cybersex sessions, found the answer as to why the hell there would be a word of death in the Chronicles of Narnia series that kills every lifeform on a planet except for the one who utters the word, fooled the Wizard of Oz somehow, out munchkined the munchkins, almost outdid Rayne from "Least I Could Do" in picking up women (mostly with a statement of the fact that Marilynne Monroe wanted to do him at one point), influenced Stewie Griffin into kicking Brian's ass and then causing another time paradox that inadvertedly led to Stewie being punched into a moving bus near the end of that episode, designed the dirty Coca Cola advertisement with the Woman pleasing herself, found the next clue by mixing audios of "Infested Butter Jelly Time", "Peanut Butter Jelly Time", and "Peanut Butter Jelly Time Featuring Brian the Dog in a Bannana Suit" whilst playing them backwards, heard mention of Area 51 one time or other in some random conversation, and decoded the final rune which lead to a certain strike assault in a certain way on a random Hybrid hive, whilst performing a funked disco dance beat mixed with the safety dance in a certain way such that the hybrid dance, when ended with Austin Powers hand signal thing that destroys robot-women, killed the hybrids."? That wasn't a comment. That was a quote, for the most part. This is a comment. This too. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 17:26, 16 September 2007 (UTC)
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