Puff

Puff

You may have come here looking for one of the following:

• Pigs - Especially if you are a Big, Bad Wolf.
• Cotton balls
• A Magic Dragon.
• Puffins
• Smoking. If so, what are You smoking, and can I have some?
• Pufferfish. One of the few things you can possibly do to yourself more than once that is more deadly than smoking. At least it kills you quickly.

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