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Mr. Tibbles

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To all Windows users eventually comes the knowledge of three magical objects

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Turbanestan

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Gator

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David Shi

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Ratman

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Humanitarian

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A McDonald's in Moscow

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  • Delete random nonsense, not very well formatted, and russian reversal.--Æ 22:35, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:43, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --General Insineratehymn 02:13, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It really is that bad. Pieface 06:14, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 08:34, Dec. 20, 2007
  • Delete. Ah, an easy one. Unfunny random stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:10, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.PongoV2(talk|cont) 12:40, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
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Wallace and Gromit

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  • Keep It's not that bad. We need something about these guys and this is a good starting point for anyone who wants to improve it... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:58, Dec 18
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  • Rape upon reverting vandalism on it I discovered the original was just as unfunny and randumb. ~Fag x FS
  • Delete Unfunny article about an unfunny show. Article tries to use British humor but it is as unfunny as the stereotype of very bad British teeth (think Austin Powers) and a visit to an orthodontist to straighten them up into better teeth. For us Yanks, it is as unfunny as bad Redneck teeth and a visit to the dentist to get a pair of dentures. The article should be renamed to Wallop and Vomit, which is what the average reader must feel like he/she got walloped and then vomit after reading this trash. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:18, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Throw it in the oven. --General Insineratehymn 02:00, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - Yeah, it's an important article, but I don't think it's a good enough starting point to keep. The "humour" is mostly irrelevant and unfunny. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:23, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 08:34, Dec. 20, 2007
  • Delete. It seems fairly random and listy to me. Certainly there's a good case for just demolishing it and starting afresh. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:09, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.PongoV2(talk|cont) 12:40, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We don't need more starting points. What we need are ending points. Pieface 15:59, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
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🔒 Igor H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:47, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep It's not that bad. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:08, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong keep. Made me laugh. Have you guys, you know, read it? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 21:35, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep - I finally understood the joke when I saw the category: "Articles about a person written in the style of that person" at the bottom--Æ 21:50, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong Keep - I'm not sure whether or not this nomination was a joke. Either way, this shouldn't have been nominated. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 05:40, 20 December 2007 (UTC)
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Bobobo-bo-bobo-bo

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  • Keep, because it's lasted this long and does not deserve to deleted--Ganall 01:52, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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Remiel

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The White Stripes

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Queers

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  • Delete Unfunny stub, with randomness, red links and a list. Poor show. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:42, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • "Queer as that a phrase designed by the Pope to humiliate "gays and muffers."" Huh? Delete. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:42, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete nothing but an homophobic rant here using a lot of random humor and broken links, maybe it should be redirected to Homosexuals after being deleted? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Redirect to Gay, it's better than Homosexuals. Myself and Fag have improved Gay a lot, and this might as well link there? Fag and me keep a close eye on Gay, and are happy to fight off the vandals... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:53, Dec 18
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:42, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • I have redirected this to Gay, after Queers was huffed, this can be removed from VFD now. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:50, Dec 19

Bruce Campbell's chin

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  • Abort Horrid article. --NXWave 03:48, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. I kind of like the idea of an article about one of the finest chins in the business. But not a stubby, crappy listy little thing like this. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:35, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. But only because Jay Leno's chin is way better. --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:14, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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Tokyo Police Club

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Dragon Tales

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  • Delete pretty horrible--Æ 13:31, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Slay Although it's not as horrible as the article about The Suite Life of Zak and Cody was. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:48, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:40, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • WTF - Well, Randomness Cat is rolling on the floor snorting saw dust and rapping "High Voltage". Time to delete this! --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 21:02, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
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The Tears

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🔒 Image:Censoredgoatse.jpg H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage [NOT SAFE FOR WORK]

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  • Delete worthless image, only used on two pages of a user who just got infi-banned for the same offense (uploading goatse)--Æ 23:16, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete bleeeeh. --THE 23:18, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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I just realized I sound like ZB. ~ Mordillo where is my CUNT? 23:22, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

ArkLinux

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  • Delete ---- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 22:53, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:18, Dec 18
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:49, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:43, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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Dumbass Syndrome

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. the person who wrote this likely has Dumbass Syndrome --Æ 22:44, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:46, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Burninate.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 11:48, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:42, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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Queers

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  • Delete Unfunny stub, with randomness, red links and a list. Poor show. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 15:42, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • "Queer as that a phrase designed by the Pope to humiliate "gays and muffers."" Huh? Delete. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  16:42, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete nothing but an homophobic rant here using a lot of random humor and broken links, maybe it should be redirected to Homosexuals after being deleted? --Lt. Sir Orion Blastar (talk) 23:23, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Redirect to Gay, it's better than Homosexuals. Myself and Fag have improved Gay a lot, and this might as well link there? Fag and me keep a close eye on Gay, and are happy to fight off the vandals... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:53, Dec 18
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 03:42, 19 December 2007 (UTC)
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Yellowcard

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  • Del33t -- Bandcruft, red links, lists, and a Wilde quote. What else is there to ask for? ~~User:Slavemaster2~~ 9:38 PM ET 16 December 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:36, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Man, I love bandcruft. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 17:36, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. That's a lot of content with no point or laughs. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:14, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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S Club 7

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  • Del33t Hearing too much Godsmack and Hawthorne Heights at work reminded of bandcruft articles again Did I mention the "Oscar Wilde" and nonexistent "Chuck norris" templates --~~User:Slavemaster2~~ 9:32 PM ET 16 December 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Bandcruft by numbers. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:13, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey)  12:55, 18 December 2007 (UTC)
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L337

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🔒 Triangon H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Kept. MadMax 01:57, 18 December 2007 (UTC)

All-American Rejects

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  • Del33t -- Poor, sad, pointless bandcruft of the usual kind. ~~User:Slavemaster2~~ 9:42 PM ET 16 December 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:36, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Move Along. Nothing to see. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 17:34, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:32, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
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John Ashcroft

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  • Delete the article is hopeless without references to his musical career--Æ 18:23, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • De-1337. It's too factual. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 21:29, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Blah blah blah...shut it ashcroft; your soul is foam. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:24, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Ashcruft -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 23:42, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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Cure Autism Now

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  • Delete --Æ 14:21, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Awful -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 14:25, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Agree with AE in the 'Delete' and Kip the Dip in the 'Awful' mAttlobster. (hello) 23:26, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Oh jeeze *cringe* --THE 04:43, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:35, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
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Torte

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  • Delete --Æ 23:05, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:05, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete My hands just felt like two baloons. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:27, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 17:37, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:32, 17 December 2007 (UTC)
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Ryan Tubridy

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  • Delete --Æ 21:06, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Killeth  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 21:48 Dec 15, 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:04, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete This is the best thing I have ever not read whilst not reading. Well done to me for not writing it. Can I congratulate everyone not involved with writing this for not writing this. Well done mAttlobster. (hello) 23:29, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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MTV

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  • Keep It has at least a couple good one-liners. Worth rewriting (I can't rewrite it because I don't watch it that often). --CUN RA Talk to me _ 19:57, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep and rewrite.--Jtaylor1Small Egg.png 03:01, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Rewrite --NXWave 07:57, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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🔒 The Garibaldi Letters H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Abstain I don't know. It doesn't look that bad to me. But most likely nobody will miss it. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 08:00, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:18, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Mr winkler is a paedophile

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Antimiss World 2007

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 02:25, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 04:03, 16 December 2007 (UTC)
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Mr winkler is CHIPPER

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🔒 Mr winkler is COOL H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage (2nd nomination)

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  • Symbol keep vote.svg RANDOM KEEP And besides, it was kept twice already.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 16:31 Dec 15, 2007
  • Keep. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 16:44, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep THis was on here yesterday! Are you just going to keep renominating it till it gets deleted. Democracy! mAttlobster. (hello) 16:52, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Can we just keep this one, and have no more like it? The balance is restored now...MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:00, Dec 15
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  • THIS IS NOT UNCYCLOPEDIA MATERIAL BonSig.png (Bonner) (Talk) Dec 15, 16:09
  • Weak Delete This is actually based off of LotofLOLS' "rewrite" of the original. Still, not funny to me. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
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Häagen-Dazs

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Styx

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  • Can we re-infiban Zana Dark???? Please, she writes nothing but trash--Æ 13:30, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
    • I thought her poem about tits was cool. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:45, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

Aluminum

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Zana Dark --Æ 13:09, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete Although "metal band" made me chuckle. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 13:14, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Sir Starnestommy Icons-flag-us.png (TalkContribsCUN) 23:49, Dec. 14, 2007
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 02:08, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
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🔒 Template:Greek gods H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:48, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

  • Keep This article is an essential article. Needs professional rewrite.--My rank in UNSOC Sir Unknown User (Talk : Cont : VFH : PEE : CUN) 23:24, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep. Perhaps could be made into an image? Parsat 20:18, 15 December 2007 (UTC)
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🔒 Mr winkler is COOL H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • I don't mean to sound like a douche, but I don't understand why it was closed out so soon and obviously I'm missing the joke--Æ 22:56, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • I don't want to cause drama and it seems like a majority of the people want the article kept, so I'm striking. This still doesn't change the fact that I strongly dislike the article. --Æ 23:42, 14 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Kept, Again -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:04, 15 December 2007 (UTC)

Scarface

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Tablet

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Postman

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Monkey disease

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. stupid list, stupid article--Æ 01:01, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

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UnNews:Studies show that this study is false

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. this joke is so dead, it isn't even funny--Æ 00:59, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

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  • What's with the Zana hating, anyway? Did she break your heart? Get over it. There are plenty of users in the sea, man. See that one? Go ask her to dance. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:45, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

White on rice

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Æ 00:58, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

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The Pentagon

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Niggahertz

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Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Æ 00:42, 14 December 2007 (UTC)

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Terriost Union Of Goldfish

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United States presidential election

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United States presidential election, 2000

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Advance Death Disorder

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United States presidential election, 1492

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  • This article garners a mere smile, but at the end, you realise this article is total nonsense--Æ 18:27, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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Leiden

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People Are Goats

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Foochow women

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Illuminati Productions

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Beastie Boys

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Ramones

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Ashley Tisdale

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Immortal Son of God

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🔒 God v. Nietzsche H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • ba1337 p133z -- One long list of unfunny quotes ~~User:Slavemaster2~~ 9:48 PM ET 20 December 2007
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  • Thekillerfroggy: Could you stop repeating people's deletion vote comment? It pisses them off xD -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 04:03, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Surely in this case it's an acceptable inversion of the original comment designed to highlight the inaccuracy of said comment? Also: ;p --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:33, 21 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Pretty speedily kept --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:29, 21 December 2007 (UTC)

Beaner

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  • About CVP recommendation - It can't be CVPed because if this is deleted, it will be just the first deletion Redirecting to Mexicans would be a better idea. - User:Slavemaster2 2:41 PM ET 21 December 2007

The Eighties

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  • I don't get it. It's not a great article, but have people seen how many other pages link here [1]? Is it not worth keeping for this reason? MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 01:23, Dec 22