Talk:God v. Nietzsche

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wtf bomb?

Now that's just funny.

God[edit]

I think God has a very good arguement, in that Ninja Skillz rule over everything. Nietzsche, however, does have a gun, but Ninja Skillz and the point of being all-powerful goes beyond that.

And Ninja Skillz are cool.






But not as cool as Pirates.


R.-------

No duuh, nothings better than pirates


Nah, I think Nietsche kind of has the advantage over God in that he really existed

Alternative View[edit]

Nietzsche secretly loves God...

"Nietzsche secretly loves god.

God openly loves Nietzsche.

God is male, Nietzsche is male.

Love between 2 grown men is gay love.

Therefore God and Nietzsche are gay."


haha lol

Another alternative view[edit]

God refuses to exist and Nietzsche secretly hates Him for it, because (1) he is a crypto-homosexual (he is one without knowing it) and (2) God is a good-looking, well-groomed individual who actually, come to think of it, is rather quite handsome. So Nietzsche is attracted to God, but God does not want to exist. Conflict. --di Mario 17:55, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

I Like It[edit]

In its current state, the beginning is more stupid than funny, but I don't see the need to make major changes to the article. --Yono 02:30, 11 February 2007 (UTC)

w00t[edit]

HAHA!! One of the funniest things ive read on here I cried during geography from reading this. Awesome work. I read Nietzsche, and I wanted to see what Uncyclopedia had to say about it. I got to this and almost wet my pants.

Almost...

Don't be a Kant.[edit]

There used to be a pun at the end involving Oscar Wilde and Kant. It was funny. I have restored it. 203.118.159.145 10:32, 15 April 2008 (UTC)