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Monday, February 23, 2026, 06:08:59 (UTC)
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23 February 2026
Ali bin Laden something I can't say cuz im not a terrorist like him.
Tehran, Iran, Iraq, what the hell's the diffrence --
Last night, at 3 am terrorist time, Delta Force, Navy SEALs, and ICE have attacked well known global leader and oil guzzler Ali Al Taliban. The president this morning said "I told him, we bombed his thugs once and we grabbed him by the pussy and loaded his ass on some black hawks, I would prefer them to be called white hawks but whatever the democrats ruined our military like they ruined the border. Great border by the way I'm the greatest leader best leader." The government in Iran is expected to collapse soon, protestors with the message of "ALLAHU ACKBAR KILL THE INFIDELS THE GOVERNMENT DOESNT UNDERSTAND WE MUST KILL WOMEN WHO READ AND NOT JAIL THEM THE GOVERNMENT IS TOO SOFT", members of the Taliban and Al Kaida? Wait no, Al Qaeda, whatever the hell it is I don't fucking know these middle eastern terrorist names. And Saddam Hussein's ghost are storming Tehran as this article is being written, Iranian police are just shooting into the crown and blowing themselves up on the protestors, one government official said "Even Minneapolis is safer then this shit. Muhammad Jihad Obama 9/11", the official in question then ran out of the room and exploded randomly on a woman with a book screaming for her to get "back to the kitchen."
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