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What about "Admin of the Month" and "'Crat of the Month" ? If there is something like that, can IPs nominate Admins and 'crats as well as n00bs ? Also can I get help with this article: "Care and Feeding of Admins" ? These are NOT stupid questions. I've seen things such as "Uncyclopedian of the Month", "N00b of the Month". You guys are like what another IP has told me, really nice, cool, sexy and cute, helpful. He told ME to compliment you guys. 65.163.112.187 23:13, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

No, gerrof my internet. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 23:15, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I didn't know that IP's could communicate with each other. I thought that the closest thing to interaction they had was reverting each other's edits on the same page. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:17, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

I met the guy PERSONALLY. 65.163.112.187 23:39, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Well, the whole Admin of the Month thing would be bound to cause drama. This is not because it's a bad idea, but instead because it's become apparent that admins tend to be spiteful little buggers. 'Crat of the Month is somewhat redundant, and plus we'd exhaust our supply of active bureaucrats very quickly. As for the article, it's rather in-jokey for my taste.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 23:52, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

Sigh. Does nobody know what cool-and-sexy-admins-IP sounds like by now? Well, he sounds a little bit like this, folks. And he's getting tiring - so tiring he doesn't even get an ICU on his samey old article before I delete it. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 00:57, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Hey, I already QVFD'd the page, I didn't even bother with ICUing it. I can take a hint. BTW, how many proxies does this guy have? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 01:01, Sep 30

There's no point in having an 'Admin of the Month' award, seeing as the job is reward enough it itself. (Where else could you fail to show up for work regularly for a year, and still have a job to come back to?) That, and I love the naughty pictures of Sophia that they email us each month. I'm particularly looking forward to next month, when she poses completely nude, stripped into sumptuous waffle chips, and topped with salt and vinegar. Makes my mouth water just thinking about it. However, if you're still keen to "award" your favourite Admin, we do appreciate nice talk page comments, joke awards, personal awards of your own making, pies/cakes/baked goods, and glowing praise on RYA. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 10:49, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Oh wow. Todd Lyons came back just to tell an attention-whore to give him pie. Well played, Mr. Lyons, well played.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:46, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

In a way, it could be said that he was never really gone. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:06, 30 Sep 2007

It's a general statement aimed at anyone reading the thread. Feel free to interpret it, and anything else I've written here over the last two years as negatively and narrow-mindedly as you wish. And on the subject of "attention-whoring", it was the progressively more blatant, incessant attention-whoring from certain writers around here that was instrumental in helping me to shake off my interest in the site. I honestly didn't have time to compete with the perpetual campers. I still don't. I now appreciate that it was a mistake to drop by for a visit. Be well. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 19:23, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

So, what you're saying is, you've decided to leave again because one IP with a bunch of proxies has made a shitty forum post? Well, that's a pretty silly reason, if you ask me... You could at least say we aren't funny like Col.swordman did. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 19:40, Sep 30

Wait - he did that last November?? Well that didn't exactly work out as planned, did it? -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:46, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

You misunderstand. My problem with Uncyclopedia is the article whoring, and that was already out of control over a year ago. It seems that nothing's changed. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:31, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Diva! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 20:52, 30, Sep 2007 20:52, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Pardon. Shall I address you as "Lord Whore" or "Past President of the Whore's Guild"? --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 11:31, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, I prefer supreme overlord commander of the whoring estates. It's a bit of a mouthful, but I think it gets the point across. The point being, of course, that I am a filthy whore. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 15:37, Oct 8

Past President. Lord Whore is technically correct, but oh so pretentious. It just feels weird being called Lord while barbequing and watching monster truck racing. Also, again I say Diva! You need to relax. Sit back. Close your eyes. Have some tea. Listen to the gurgle of the refrigerator. Chill. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 16:29, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, my fridge makes more of a "hum" than a "gurgle". Is your refrigerator by any chance filled with pudding? P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:08, Oct 8

I think that you're confusing me with my fridge. Common mistake. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:17, 8 October 2007 (UTC)

So, you fill yourself with pudding, then you hum? *Sigh,* I wish I had the time to fill myself with pudding and then hum these days. Damn homework keeps my humming levels low, and my pudding intake nearly nil. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:32, Oct 8

I have created a New Award

Here you go folks.....your brand new Admin of the Month Award page. Use it with care. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

And I created Crat of the Month. Remember to vote. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:30, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Oooh, how about User with a Led Zeppelin-themed name of the month Voting is now open! —The preceding unsigned comment was added by TheLedBalloon (talk • contribs)

The Best Person Ever award is not open for voting, because it's fairly obvious who the winner is. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 19:56, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

The same applies to the "Worst Person Ever" Award. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:01, Sep 30

What about the Zodiac Award? - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:29, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

How about a "THE of the month" award? I can just get a new award every month. YAAAAAY!!! --THE 00:34, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Who the FUCKING HELL is .....

"Cool and Sexy Admins" that you have compared ME to ?! 65.163.112.187 21:29, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

You, silly. Not knowing yourself is serious business, you know. Have you tried meditation?-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 21:39, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

You wish. I ask for help with a article, and it gets huffed. In case you have not heard, Uncyclopedia is in a WAR with Wikipedia, Encyclopedia Dramatica. I've seen evidence in the shit article about what a Wikipedia agent had done. He/She blanked the article and left approx. "From the Wikipedia Team" in the Edit survey. Its in the "History" section of the "shit" article. You need all of the agents you can get in this war. 65.163.113.182 22:09, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Damn typos. 65.163.113.182 22:13, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

It tickles when I pee

Why is that ? 65.163.112.225 23:49, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

I was in a dry location that is so dry that when I piss, it comes out as dust. 65.163.112.225 23:50, 5 October 2007 (UTC)

Yeah... you should see a doctor. Conniving 23:52, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

It burns when I pee

Am I the only one? Oh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:45, 30, Sep 2007 21:45, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Did you get it from the toilet seat? -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:10, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Go see a doctor. You could've caught something from Encyclopedia Dramatica. 65.163.113.182 22:15, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

You pee fire? Weird. I'd go and see a fireman rather than a doctor, if I were you. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 22:26, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

Stop drinking grain alcohol and then peeing with a lighter in front of your....organ. Also, the Bengay isn't helping. And try using lube when you engage in autoerotic stimulation next time.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 22:27, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

A sexy nurse coos into the PA,"Paging Doctor Spang!" Over and over. 65.163.113.182 22:34, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

We need 60 ccs of Cialis, stat! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 22:36, 30 September 2007 (UTC)

WAIT! Remember, stop, drop, and roll! P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 00:24, Oct 1

Spang finally shows up and treats MO's "problem" by using Extenze and Viagra. 65.163.113.182 05:29, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

I do no such thing. Video it and put it on the internet, on the other hand... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:53, 01 Oct 2007

Strange and LedBalloon, along with Spang make $1,000 each treating MO and make $10,000 via his Medical coverage and insurance. 65.163.112.225 21:55, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, you'd be surprised to learn we don't. We really, really don't. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:09, Oct 1

He's right you know. -- (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 23:03, 1 October 2007 (UTC)

Will the indenting ever end?! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 04:34, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

No. --The Acceptable  Cainad  (Fnord) 04:40, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Actually, yes. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:47, Oct 6

I don't think so. --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 04:50, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

See, I disagree with you. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:51, Oct 6

Really? Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:22, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Yep. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 05:26, Oct 6

Touche. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:55, 6 October 2007 (UTC)

Colons have TOO MANY INDENTATIONS PERIOD! - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:14, 7 October 2007 (UTC)

HowTo:Be Cool-and-Sexy-Admins IP

1. Procure large amounts of illegal cash
2. Purchase many proxies
3. Make a series of inane posts on Uncyclopedia forums
4. ????
5. Profit!

Humour:	0	Are you kidding me? This article is a joke.
Concept:	6	An How To Be Cool-and-Sexy-Admins IP plot is unheard of, but I'll give you a six, because it's the devil number.
Prose and formatting:	1	Absolutely horrible grammar.
Images:	470	It hurts when I pee. :(
Miscellaneous:	10	I like staring in the endless space around the words, it's beautiful. I don't like that mutated private part in the background, though.
Final Score:	487	It's too short. Try explaining in detail ????, and maybe how many letters the word "Profit" has. Expand it, add humo(u)r. May I suggest HTBFANJS?
Reviewer:	--Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 05:45, 7 October 2007 (UTC), Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 00:13, 9 October 2007 (UTC)

Codeine is a Fat Cunt

CODEINE IS A FAT CUNT

Don't think anybody put that out there. Just thought it should be in here somewhere.

    EugeneKay wuz here (whine thank)   05:16, 10 October 2007 (UTC)  

C'mon! You're being ridiculous. He's not fat. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 06:12, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

He's quite lean actually. -- Sir Mhaille  (talk to me)

FU SPANG

FU SPANG

YOU ARE NOT THINKERER!

YOU ARE NOT THINKERER!

<EnzoAquarius> He has NO LIFE PERIOD!

NO LIFE PERIOD!

It had to be said. :) - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 14:58, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

I SUCK

I SUCK!!!Starry 15:58, 10 October 2007 (UTC)

Excuse me but...

WHAT IN THE NAME OF BLOODY HELL IS THIS? (Victor Meldrew does not approve of this. At all) (Ever)

(Bonner) (Talk) Oct 10, 16:41

Everything you ever hoped for and more. Please, come join us. We've saved a place for you. Now get into the washing machine... --Narf, the Wonder Puppy/I support Global Warming and I'm 100% proud of it! 18:21, 10 October 2007 (UTC)