Uncyclopedia:Beginner's Guide/Pie

Do Give the Admins Pie

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We like it. Offerings of buttered toast or cake will suffice, as they power the site make delightful pie toppings and/or fillings.

Pie and cake in one forkful.

However, since sending cake or pie digitally does not generally work in most cases, we prefer quality writing.

That's (almost) it!