Forum:The Watchlist Chronicles Part 2

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I was browsing old forum topics in an attempt to settle a wee dispute when I came across an old, completely unrelated topic. It seemed to be a yearly occurrence, and from the vaguely threatening and hideously-colored box at the top of the screen I saw that it had been just over a year since it had last occurred. Lo' and behold, The Watchlist Chronicles begins anew.

As originally dreamed up by Rcmurphy, here is what you must answer:

1. How many pages do you have on your watchlist?
2. What are the first and last pages listed?
3. Which namespace contains the most pages on your watchlist?
4. Which contains the fewest?
5. How many pages are actually redlinks (you should really clean those up)?
6. Scroll down your list and, without looking, land your cursor on a random page and post it.
7. How many page titles contain your username?
8. List a page you watchlisted at one point, but now you have no idea why you did so.
9. What is the page you're most embarrassed to have on your watchlist?
10. Post the fifth image you have watchlisted (these will be listed under the "File" header now).
11. List an old, great article that you watchlisted long ago and which everybody should read and then VFH.
12. Make a wish and scroll down your watchlist while counting to twenty million. If you finish before reaching the bottom you will get a kiss from your crush <3!

Boomer

Seeing as I saw this before any of you sods, I'll start:

1. 145, excluding talk pages, evidently.
2. This one doesn't work as well with the fancy not-very-new watchlist layout, but first is Dear Diary:I Met the Love of My Life Today and last is Forum:YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS (I'm still trying to figure out why).
3. Userspace, by far.
4. Excepting the namespaces for which I have none watchlisted, "Category".
5. Not counting the ones I have watchlisted for the talk page, 2.
6. Worst 100 Reflections on 2009.
7. 51.
8. Forum:YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS, as previously stated.
9. Forum:THIS IS SPARTA!!.
10. , for the holiday sigs that I rarely remember to use anymore.
11. User:THEDUDEMAN/IRC. Bottom part chronicles one of the happiest moments of my young life.
12. Sadly, I barely made it past 58.

Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 00:32, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Roman Dog Bird

1. 48
2. Arnold Schwarzenegger & UnNews:Barack Obama had sex with a man in San Francisco (I think).
3. Main
4. Uncyclopedia
5. One, but I have a good reason to keep it (no i dont).
6. Pantera (hate 'em)
7. 1
8. Slipknot. What it used to be was worse than the actual band.
9. Chuck Norris. i dont eben now who he iz
10. i got none
11. there are no feature worthy articles
12. suk my dick bitxh

-- Roman Dog Bird!!!!! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D 00:43, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Dexter111344

1. 200, excluding talk pages, evidently.
2. 1992 and Forum:Wikipedia is changing it's format!?!.
3. Main.
4. Of the ones I have anything in, it's Category (containing Category:Hey, Heath Ledger is dead).
5. 4.
6. You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson
7. 30.
8. User:Kip the Dip/VFD/TEO Telecomunications
9. FUCK YOU THE COLOR GREEN IS FAGGETY LIKE A GREEK GEEK ON A TANDEM BICYCLE WITH WINNEFRED AND GEORGE AND A PEACOCK IN THE BACKGROUND PRESENTING TO A BITCHSLAP PUNK WITHOUT ANY MORAL WITH A DELUDED SENSE OF WORTH and GRAWP WANT TO STICK GIANT DICK INTO PIKACHU AND HAVE WARM, STICKY CUM FOUNTAIN OUT OF GIANT DICK, MAKE PIKACHU HAPPY. PIKACHU THEN HAVE MASSIVE ORGASM AND GIANT DICK BURSTS THROUGH TINY PIKACHU, KILLING IT ACCIDENTALLY BUT CAUSING MUCH LULZ. - I can't bring myself to remove them, though.
10. File:CuteAnimeGothGirl.jpg - Hawt.
11. HowTo:Make money without getting a job
12. Damn... I got to 1,738,561...

MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:56, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

Guildensternenstein

I don't actually use my watchlist. No lie. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 01:17, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

TLB

1. How many pages do you have on your watchlist? -- 1,169
2. What are the first and last pages listed? 667:Neighbor of The Beast and UnTunes:ZOMBIES!
3. Which namespace contains the most pages on your watchlist? User, because of all the people I welcomed and never bothered to unwatchlist.
4. Which contains the fewest? Category and mediawiki are tied at two apiece.
5. How many pages are actually redlinks (you should really clean those up)? 50 in the mainspace, 6 in uncyclopedia, 15 in File, 1 in category, 1 in unnews, 4 in forum, 1 in untunes, and way too many to count in user.
6. Scroll down your list and, without looking, land your cursor on a random page and post it. User:TheLedBalloon/Archives10--just about halfway down the list.
7. How many page titles contain your username? 144 by my count. I never bother deleting stuff in my userspace, so there's a lot of it.
8. List a page you watchlisted at one point, but now you have no idea why you did so. Windex - Not really sure how that got there.
9. What is the page you're most embarrassed to have on your watchlist? Admin Smackdowns, because I secretly hope someone will put my name there.
10. Post the fifth image you have watchlisted (these will be listed under the "File" header now). File:Adblocknotblocking.PNG - lolwikia
11. List an old, great article that you watchlisted long ago and which everybody should read and then VFH. United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features - Always makes me chuckle.
12. Make a wish and scroll down your watchlist while counting to twenty million. If you finish before reaching the bottom you will get a kiss from your crush <3! 116. DAMN YOU SCROLL BAR! - T.L.B. WotM, UotM, FPrize, AotM, ANotM, PLS, UN:HS, GUN 03:34, Aug 10

Two Kvetching Florists

1. 4,617. Holy moly!

2. Forum:Noob eligibility requirements‎ and Quality, for some reason.

3. Probably mainspace. Also probably userspace.

4. UnTunes.

5. Shittons and shittons. Can't be bothered to count them.

6. Singapore

7. Twenty

8. Harvest Moon Fandom

9. Harvest Moon Fandom

10. File:Sergio leone.JPG

11. UnBooks:Evelyn, the Modified Dog

12. no no no no no this didnt work damn you instructions! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 03:50, 10 August 2009 (UTC)

UU

1. 563. A model of restraint
2. A park at the heart and You are alive
3. Uncyclopedia, I think, largely because of all the reviews I've kept an eye on
4. Apart from the ones that don't contain any, Game
5. 22 - mostly due to talk page archives
6. Hah. Simon and Garfunkel
7. More than I can be arsed to count
8. List a page you watchlisted at one point, but now you have no idea why you did so.
9. It would have been Game:Dongeons and Grues, except that when I saw it it reminded me to delete it due to pointlessness and the fact that I should have ICU'd it in the first place
10. File:Average thanks.gif - from a thanks template I made way back when
11. Lobster
12. If I do this and get a kiss off anyone except my missus, I'm dead, so I won't bother just in case --UU - natter 12:59, Aug 10

Orian57

1. 641, I cleared it out just the other day actually, it was over a thousand.
2. I don't understand the question. the one at the top is 2008 Presidential Election (video game) and at the bottom is UnTunes:Still Hurting Did I answer that right?
3. User. Because I keep every one on my watchlist all the time. And I keep my eye on the pages of users I welcome. Incase they respond to the welcome message. Although I did go and remove every one of them that didn't create a userpage, in my recent clear out.
4. Its a tie between category and template. Both containing one.
5. 63. Largely pages I started and then deleted.
6. UnScripts:Trapped at Sea clearly the universe does revolve around me.
7. 118, I am not ashamed. those are archives, thanks plates, some redirects, and failures. I am a productive user.
8. Uncyclopedia:Foolitzer Prize I never vote there and I'm not likely to get nommed for it, so no Idea why it's there.
9. Embarrassed by UnTunes:I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up) although my feelings towards this article oscilate between intense pride, depression, hatred and shame. Currently it's shame.
10. I don't have any files on my watchlist.
11. Another "You" take. Because it mocked Insomnia for being a "you" article. Now it's less mean, still wrong, but actually links to insomnia.
12. Oh why doth thou taunt me cruel world?

   Orian57    Talk   18:05 10 August 2009

Modusoperandi

1. 1
2. User:Modusoperandi & User:Modusoperandi
3. User
4. Everything else
5. None.
6. User:Modusoperandi
7. Also, User:Modusoperandi
8. User:Modusoperandi. Obviously.
9. The pic of that guy on User:Modusoperandi
10. I don't know. I never learned how to read. User:Modusoperandi is a pretty page, though.
11. Oh. No kiss for Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 22:10, 11 August 2009 (UTC)

Woody

1. How many pages do you have on your watchlist? 310. I just cleaned it up a week ago or so.
2. What are the first and last pages listed? 18th Century, and Yellow
3. Which namespace contains the most pages on your watchlist? User, since most of my one userspace stuff takes up a big chunk.
4. Which contains the fewest? That I have? Category and Template both have 3
5. How many pages are actually redlinks (you should really clean those up)? 6. Again, just cleaned up.
6. Scroll down your list and, without looking, land your cursor on a random page and post it: Bizarro Jesus. One of my all-time favorites, and people still want to delete it.
7. How many page titles contain your username? Over 50. YAY!
8. List a page you watchlisted at one point, but now you have no idea why you did so. My God is Better Than Your God, and I Can Prove It hmmm....
9. What is the page you're most embarrassed to have on your watchlist? Michael Phelps. He just got in another car accident. Oh, he makes me so sick!
10. Post the fifth image you have watchlisted (these will be listed under the "File" header now). File:Champ1.jpg Nice.
11. List an old, great article that you watchlisted long ago and which everybody should read and then VFH. Talk:Sania Mirza Always and forever.
12. Make a wish and scroll down your watchlist while counting to twenty million. If you finish before reaching the bottom you will get a kiss from your crush <3! Is that anything like Crush from Demolition?! God, I know too much 80's wrestling trivia. Woody On Fire! Talking Woody Stalking Woody 17:28, 14 August 2009 (UTC)

CheddarBBQ

1. 241
2. AFI & Forum:What do you do here?
3. File
4. Category
5. 2 (I cleaned it recently)
6. Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/Thin Mints (updated) (not sure why I still even have this...)
7. 35
8. Uncyclopedia:VFH/Rick James Version of the Bible
9. High School Musical
10. File:Afi 1.jpeg
11. Sexual innuendo
12. I temporarily "forgot" how to scroll for about 6 mins. It still counts,right? 17YEARSOFcHeDDaR 02:35,15August,2009

GBA2005

1. 62
2. 101 Things You Should Not Do and Forum:Who HATES MochiAds? 3
3. Uncyclopedia
4. Game and category
5. 11
6. Uncyclopedia:VFH/Fruitopia
7. 2
8. AAAAAAAAA! (language)
9. Couldn't find one
10. File:Private-property.jpg
11. None
12. counted to 3

Da man

1. 262
2. User:Da man360 and Forum:UnBusiness
3. Game, by far
4. Forum
5. 7
6. Game:Life RPG 4/2/Sewage/Elevator
7. Atleast 52
8. None...
9. None...
10. File:LRPG4AD.jpg
11. None...
12. counted to 28

-Da man360^Talk HAPPY 02:23, 18 August 2009!