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- Keep I know it's shit, but I can see a glimmer of an idea there. Maybe this could be good one day. MrN Fork you! 01:47, Jun 27
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Theory of Banana Muffins Relativity
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- Delete Math. Bananas. -RAHB 06:49, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short and really crap. --UU - natter 09:44, Jul 2
- Delete. -- Mitch 12:44, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- LAZOR No, sorry. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Per the bananas issue raised by RAHB. MrN Fork you! 15:36, Jul 2
- Kerkill "I have nothing to declare but my genius, this four-kilo bag of cocaine and a copy of Enrique Bird's Theoty of Banana Muffins Relativity." ~ Oscar Wilde. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:56, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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- ·Against. Do i even need to explain this one?-Bobofosho2 20:06, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill You need to learn how to add stuff to VFD, though. And we say against at VFH. Not here. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:14, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- KILL KILL KILL!!! -RAHB 04:08, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- I too vote to kill it Kind of hard not to do when the article's own writer asks for it to be deleted... The Woodburninator (woodtalk) (woodstalk) 04:32, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Random, and hasn't been improved despite 4 reviews. --UU - natter 09:32, Jul 2 09:32, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. MrN Fork you! 11:07, Jul 2
- Delete. -- Mitch 12:42, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- A SPLODE What the hell is this? JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Deleted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:43, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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- Kerkill Old (2005), unfunny article. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:46, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:28, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete -RAHB 02:34, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, unfunny, pretty pointless. --UU - natter 09:47, Jul 1
- Delete. Yea, not worth fixing. MrN Fork you! 09:50, Jul 2
- Delete. -- Mitch 12:41, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Trash. It's like it's purposely devoid of jokes... JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Deleted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:40, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Warm War
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- Kerkill Unfunny and short. Doesn't look like it'll improve any soon. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:46, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:24, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete It starts out well enough, looks like it has some concept, and then it goes into crap. /me pockets a few of the opening lines. -RAHB 02:32, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. I like the title, but not much else. --UU - natter 09:46, Jul 1
- Delete. Aww, get rid then... MrN Fork you! 09:49, Jul 2
- Delete. -- Mitch 12:40, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
- Start from scratch This is a good idea, but it sucks in its current form. JediBob Things I've said Things I've done 13:33, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Deleted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:39, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Flapjack Protectorate
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- Kerkill Unfunny, pretty short, and is random in a bad way. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:46, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:03, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Per Dex -RAHB 02:31, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Yup, it's short 'n' shit. --UU - natter 09:46, Jul 1
- Delete. It can go. MrN Fork you! 09:47, Jul 2
- Delete. -- Mitch 12:37, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Deleted. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:38, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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Bmw
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- Utter balls man Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 02:56, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- FUCKING LINDSEY LOHAN. Scariest fuckin' thing I've ever seen, man. Oh, yeah, the rest of the page sucks as well. I'm all shook up. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:02, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Why did I have to read all that? Karma, I suppose. -RAHB 05:42, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill FU THEDUDEMAN! Same reason I said it to RAHB. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:44, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Oh dear. If there is any salvageable content I missed, it's fairly well buried, may as well leave a blank canvas. --UU - natter 09:49, Jul 1
- Article, meet Ripper.--LOLsupreme 10:28, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
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Comment Article deleted by a sysop, I redirected it to BMW. I guess voting might be closed --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris) 03:36, 2 July 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep....its part of the history of Uncyc and needs to be preserved. People gave their lives for this... -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
- Keep this Delete this - National Ninja Association --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 11:53, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep Changed to keep as FSM threatened to make me walk the blank. Looking through the history it's been edited by a few well know users, and it's some of our best "random pants". If it's kept I will remove the red links and give it a bit of a tart up. MrN Fork you! 11:29, Jun 29
- weak keep Forgivable paleocruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 21:48, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Kept. ~ 07:51, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep I reverted to an earlier, non-vandalised version and fixed it up a bit. It is still listy, but I don't think it is bad enough to delete. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:19, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep I fixed it up a bit more. It's passable for me now. MrN Fork you! 15:30, Jun 28
- Keep - not worth scraping but needs fixing. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:33, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. Rewrite tag. --UU - natter 10:42, Jun 30
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- Delete Despite what all the shiny templates may fool you into believing, there's only about a couple sentences of content, and it all sucks. -RAHB 08:57, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Didn't find it funny. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:41, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
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Kept. ~ 07:50, 1 July 2008 (UTC)
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Probability
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- If deleted, consider redirect to Probability Theory, although I admit that article isn't great either (it's a bit more suited for Illogicopedia). --Pentium5dot1|t~^_^~c 05:58, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete This has been going on long enough. This page is shit. -RAHB 01:11, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill RAHB, I hate you. Why did I have to read all that? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 07:00, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Lame bandcruft. Ho ho, let's put a list of unfunny album titles and then have all the songs on them being, like, sweary and stuff. Lol that's so funneh! --UU - natter 10:53, Jun 30
- God-awful band that just won't quit, even worse page. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:34, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 15:43, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
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UnBooks:Google fun
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- Delete Well, I looked on Google for the word "fun" and apparently my browser in not able to display such things. Maybe this is vanity? Whatever it is, the author says on the talk page it's not going to be expanded, so I say get rid... MrN Fork you! 18:20, Jun 29
- Stupid -RAHB 01:23, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:57, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, pointless, not really funny. --UU - natter 10:49, Jun 30
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:32, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Mitch 15:42, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
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Christchurch Mafia
Major League Soccer
Kami (Takalani Sesame character)
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- Delete Too random for me, and I don't see anyone ever working on this again. MrN Fork you! 22:51, Jun 28
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:58, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete ... -RAHB 23:08, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill AIDS, AIDS, AIDS, Fred Phelps... Yep. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:54, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Great idea? What idea? Get rid. --UU - natter 10:44, Jun 30
- Delete. -- Mitch 15:41, 30 June 2008 (UTC)
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Johnny Cage
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- Most of the content was removed prior to the nom... Some might consider that vandalism. Maybe not in this case. Voters who have voted already should consider taking a quick look at this again maybe. It's probably still balls however... MrN Fork you! 06:22, Jun 29
- If there's any gold in there, it's buried too deep to find. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:51, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Trust me. There's nothing. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 12:55, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Keep. I reverted to a non-sucky version. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:47, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Eh We have worse religious articles. -RAHB 03:58, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep It's all right. One of the few religious articles that I think that's worth keeping in fact. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:14, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
- Keep. MrN Fork you! 06:12, Jun 29
- Keep. I haven't keeping up with my watchlist as often lately, and this article did kind of drift off down a crappy path for awhile. But Modusoperandi did a bang-up job of clearing out the cruft.--Jordanus 18:21, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete not funny at all , sucks pretty much ! ~ L3thal 03:30, Jun 29
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Turing incompleteness
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Monte Carlo
Sweet Tooth
The Man Eating The Sandwich
Oprah Winfrey's One Millionth Pound Lost
National Ninja Association
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- Delete lists, namedrops, ect. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:19, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill I'm sick of the whole ninja/pirate thing. And I'm ashamed I ever edited this, even though it was just to remove vanity. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:26, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Not total shite, bit it's pants enough to get my vote. MrN Fork you! 15:33, Jun 28
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 15:44, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Ninja If I could, I'd delete every article that has anything to do with ninjas, pirates, and the fucking Ninja Turtles. -RAHB 23:05, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
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St. Sherman
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- Delete Too much Linux, not enough funny (and by "not enough," I mean "none"). -RAHB 03:21, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill I read this earlier and was going to add it to my list of crap. But then, my internet fucked up on me. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:34, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- lol -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 04:46, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
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Format c: rm *.* MrN Fork you! 19:28, Jun 27
- Die - just weird. Your Mom goes to college. --Major'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 04:36, 29 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Short, unfunny, boring, list, comma. -RAHB 10:14, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 17:55, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:46, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Programmingcruft. --UU - natter 12:08, Jun 27
- Delete. I actually learnt a lot about programming from this, and the nerd in me wants to vote keep, but it's just not worth it. MrN Fork you! 19:57, Jun 27
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Conservative Terrorists
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- Delete This is just a list. MrN Fork you! 19:40, Jun 27
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:44, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill A bad list. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:56, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Bomb -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:04, Jun. 27, 2008
- Delete Three lists actually. -RAHB 09:29, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. If each point was a paragraph, it would be a page. Currently, it's not that. Instead, it's a lists. Lists can be good, but not as a whole page. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:13, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
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Southern Ocean
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The War of Cartoons
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- Delete General nonsense... MrN Fork you! 17:55, Jun 27
- Just one big, stupid mess. I should have put this one up awhile ago. It looks like it was vandalized as well. Not that it matters. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:18, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Yeah, it was vandalised. The non-vandalised version blows almost as much. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:50, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:07, Jun. 27, 2008
- Delete -RAHB 09:20, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
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Miss Universe Tiara
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- Delete Random, short, the usual... MrN Fork you! 17:55, Jun 27
- "penis soup"? Oh, boy! Thanks mom! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:22, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill I prefer my anchovies without penis soup. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:37, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Hee hee, penis soup. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:09, Jun. 27, 2008
- Delete -RAHB 09:19, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Delete Random, short, the usual... MrN Fork you! 17:55, Jun 27
- Burn, baby, BUUUUUURRRRRRRRNNNNN!. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:24, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Set it on fire. Damn monkey's. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:35, 27 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:10, Jun. 27, 2008
- Delete That monkey looks interesting though. -RAHB 09:02, 28 June 2008 (UTC)
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- Make it gone. This vandal-magnet offends me with its stupidity. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:30, Jun 26
- Make is so. Also, I'm looking for a redirect... Any suggestions? MrN Fork you! 18:41, Jun 26
- The Hax. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:02, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Hacker seems to be the best bet for a redirect, but it too is crappy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:55, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Hax is bad too. Perhaps HowTo:Hack Uncyclopedia? -RAHB 22:15, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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Hexatridecimal
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Unforgiven
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- Delete Now then... This was nominated for VFD 6 months ago, and got some rather sympathetic voting. Especially from me. If something like this was created these days, we would ICU it and delete after 7 days. Basically, it's a pants random stub and having stuff like this around is not making us look good. Bonner... I apologise. MrN Fork you! 21:53, Jun 25
- Kerkill Crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:38, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- LATSHIT ltd. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:51, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete Why exactly did it get sympathy? -RAHB 05:05, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Short, unfunny, not being rewritten, get rid. --UU - natter 10:02, Jun 26
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HowTo:Build your own Space Elevator
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- Delete You really should take a look at the history of this one. It's been cocked around with a fair bit, and has at times been a lot longer than it is now. Personally, I think it's always been a load of old monkeys balls, and I say we put it out of its misery. MrN Fork you! 21:53, Jun 25
- Shit, pure shit. Also, the russian reversal, my biggest enemy. What the hell is like to be "kennied"? Try to make some sense, eh? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:29, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill None of the older versions are good. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:08, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete -RAHB 04:55, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete. Highway to the delete zone. --UU - natter 09:45, Jun 26
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- Delete There was almost an idea here, but it's got the usual bad stuff, and I don't think it's worth hanging onto. MrN Fork you! 23:00, Jun 25
- Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:05, 25 June 2008 (UTC)
- Kerkill Well, to the articles credit, there isn't a penis joke. But there are mentions of Chuck Norris and one of Oscar Wilde. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:07, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Destroy. VGD >=3 00:16, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
- Delete /me puts this on list of articles that might be fun to write legitimately. -RAHB 05:09, 26 June 2008 (UTC)
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