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Evidently

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  1. We should delete this article. Evidently. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:58, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? I have no idea what is going on. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:39, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. By jove Holmes...Evidently my dear Doctor Watson. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:12, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Evidently it's fluff. That's what I got out of it, anyway. Although I did like what apparently happened with the ICU on it.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:33, 13 November 2011

  1. This is evidently a bad article. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:27, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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La Leche League

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  1. Keep Not too funny, but I show mercy. Talk Mattsnow 11:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete This is awful. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:03, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG I show no mercy for this level of crap. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:37 November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. That's just random.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 17:32, 13 November 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Neo-Nazis? Really? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:26, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Hungarian government

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  1. Delete This hasn't improved at all since it was created in 2006. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:16, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:45, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. WTF? Talk Mattsnow 22:29, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Short, no pictures, no humor. Need I say more? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 13:00, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Chemical nomenclature

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  1. Delete Wow this is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:13, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 22:30, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Needs humor ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:59, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:59, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Intelligent life

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  1. Delete A randumb and barely coherent mess. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:11, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. How ironic. --Scofield & Dudes 16:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Redirect to This page does NOT exist. --Wanna see a magic trick? 16:14, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Lol irony ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:03, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Well that wasn't funny --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:58, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Chocolate Missile

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, poorly formatted, no links, no images ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:11, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Frosty. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:24, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The last section was the funniest part. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:13, 12 November 2011
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:47, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Bye. --Scofield & Dudes 16:22, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. From the title, I expected this to be a lot worse. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:16, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Punta Tombo

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  1. Delete I don't see what's so funny about bat poop. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:45, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some joke or other about Argentinian politics and penguins. Well Nestor has gone the way of the guano anyway. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:20, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Mmmmm Batpoop ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:58, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Wholegrains

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  1. Have you ever drank Bailey's from a shoe? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:39, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Random. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:12, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:08, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Mr Wholegrain invented Wholegrains. That's the 'kernel' of this effort. Just go away. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:23, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Nigga plz ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:57, November 13, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Density H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. I like it.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:10, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep. I like it too! Talk Mattsnow 11:13, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Me too! Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:01, 9 November 2011
  4. Keep Surely this is quite good? mAttlobster. (hello) 19:45, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete This article has been shit since 2005. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. My will is stronger than lust. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:21, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:24, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept. The people have spoken. They said, 'We can't agree upon anything. In fact, we can't even give convincing reasons why we don't agree.'

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:04, 13 November 2011

Rainbow Party

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  1. Kill. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This isn't going anywhere except through the exit door. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:18, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:02, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Mississippi State Flag controversy H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This article amuses me. The formatting could be better, though. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:05, 10 November 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Short, to the point and has a great punchline. --Nikau 03:36, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Just replaced the badly chopped pictures, will commence with further cleanup in an hour or two. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:59, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Better now. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:12, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Yeah, this article is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg I don't get it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:16, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Cuntbusting H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep.....nice little article, great images. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 20:53, 11 November 2011
  3. LOL --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 20:55, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I know I'm going to hell for voting Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. However, I do need to see a picture of Kathleen Turner saying "OUCH! MY BALLS!" from the movie The Man with Two Brains.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 11 '11 23:08 (UTC)
  5. Kunt mAttlobster. (hello) 12:26, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep. This got a snigger from me... and it's what Uncyc should be about - what exactly is the motivation of those wishing to delete this? (the reasons seem very unclear)--Sycamore (Talk) 13:55, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom+delete Would anyone find this funny? --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:15, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Eh. It's not horrendous but it's not good either. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:44, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:51, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I watched this begin and was disappointed. It never went anywhere from there.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:42, 11 November 2011

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  • Anybody other than me laughing at the fact that two apparently-female users wrote this article, and all the votes against are male...?

    No? Just me?

    Okay, then.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 11 '11 23:08 (UTC)
  1. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:34, November 12, 2011 (UTC)

Minja

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  1. Lists 'n' shit. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:43, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Articles about a new variation of ninjas usually suck. This is no exception. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:42, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I couldn't read past the first sentence without facepalming --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:06, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:51, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Dismal. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:08, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All over the place, this one. --Scofield & Dudes 16:21, November 12, 2011 (UTC)
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Quintessential

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  1. Delete This isn't funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:55, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. This isn't quintessential. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:38, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I concur --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:11, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Title and body of the article are disconnected, quintessentially. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:14, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Jose Oquendo

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  1. Delete This article is about a famous baseball player, except the only mention of baseball is the page's category. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:50, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This contains no satire or humor whatsoever. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:36, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I really dig the intro --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 21:10, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Steps into a plate of something. Check your shoes. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:16, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg RandomrandomrandomrandomrandomOh, look. Stupidity!...randomrandomrandom... ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 11 '11 23:20 (UTC)
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HowTo:Identify a Noob

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  1. Keep. I've done a bit of a tidy - obviously it needs some reworking, but seems reasonable enough to keep...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:17, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's a lot tidier now. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:48, 9 November 2011
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  1. I don't get it... --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:49, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:53, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Still not actually funny. Also not actually a HowTo.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:16, 11 November 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:33, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Orange Crush

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  1. Delete By this same logic every song with a repetitive chorus is about OCD. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Shouldn't this be about the soda anyway? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:17, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. We're all spineless. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:04, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 20:49, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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Monosyllabic

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Too good to delete. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:47, 9 November 2011
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  1. No comment... --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:58, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:59, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. While the notion of using only multisyllabic words is a decent one, it would still have to do something, perhaps include some jokes, and this does not.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:15, 11 November 2011

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Jayne Cobb

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  1. Delete This article is the reason they canceled Firefly. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:57, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Renee O'Connor

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  1. Delete Not funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:54, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I didn't even have to read past the opening sentence to realize this was bad. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:51, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Alpha Crypt

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  1. Ummmmm...wtf? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:35, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. ??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????.....???????????????????????????? --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 07:20, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Unreadable.  --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:14, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Frottage

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  1. Delete Where are the jokes? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:55, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Its unique, I'll give it that. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:21, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Yuck! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:13, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Vegan hunting

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not good. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:47, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 08:50, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, lacks pictures, and contains several spelling mistakes. Weird and wacky, yes; satire no. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 11:07, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Simsilikesims. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:15, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Count of Monkey Crisco 00:06, November 11, 2011 (UTC)
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The Administration of Uncyclopedia

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  1. Delete It's bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:57, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. utterly pointless --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:18, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 07:19, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Once you look beyond the rant and stereotype, you find....nothing! -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 11:34, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Navelism, but the bad kind. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:14, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Fursecution and Fursecution (unbiased)

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  1. The most terrible grindhouse event ever. And it's not because they're pretty much the same article. Symbol delete vote.svg Double kill. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:33, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:53, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:02, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Crapberries. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:18, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. God I miss Mordillo. If he were here he'd tell you this was an invalid nom and you must make a seperate nomination for each article. You know, on second thought... -OptyC Sucks! Icons-flag-us.png CUN01:04, 10 Nov
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Circle squaring

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  1. Delete Yeah, it's bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 13:02, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I'VE GOT CIRCLES ON MY EYEBALLS! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:20, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eyesore. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:19, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No base of common reference from which to draw a humorous conclusion, or more simply put: "What?"Jonny appleseed 23:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:24, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Good ole boys

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  1. Delete There has been a template at the top of the page urging someone to delete it since 2005. I think it's about time we complied. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 07:56, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. .... --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 08:17, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete. It seems the author was not too confident judging from the template he put in there. Talk Mattsnow 11:11, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nadgers. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:21, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Interstate 78

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  1. Delete Like the article says: the journey down Interstate 78 is a forgettable one. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:42, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Whatever --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:58, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Interstate 78 will not be revisited by Bob Dylan. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Superimposition

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  1. Delete It has the tone of an academic paper and just about the same level of humour. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:45, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is why we should have had a legit deletion policy in 2005. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:52, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. When this article was created, the IP who made it says: "this isn't funny, but it is pretty crazy and certain people would get a laugh out of it". Like he was expecting it to be deleted. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:27, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Runt. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:22, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Jon Eakes

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  1. Delete Where are the jokes? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:19, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:19, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau 01:12, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Suck. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:29, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Crown Lager

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  1. Delete This is bad. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:15, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:49, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talk Mattsnow 11:15, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jonny appleseed 17:11, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Crown shit. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 01:36, November 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Gömar Vav Ramög

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written before the invention of humour (or humor?) --Nikau 01:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:31, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. 2005cruft -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:48, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I don't have anything against the year 2005. I do have something against StupidRandomCrap, Inc., the authors of this article — they raped my dog and stole my wife. Fuck 'em, I say.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Nov 9 '11 5:21 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate with great prejudice. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:51, 9 November 2011
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Karkorov Van Darrenburg

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Enter key, how does that work? --Nikau 01:25, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:30, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kill with fire.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Nov 9 '11 5:18 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:30, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Uhhhh --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:46, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Bitch please. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:22, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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LOAL

Score: 5
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  1. Delete This is mostly nonsense. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:25, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:50, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Nikau 01:13, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This article should get a blow-job from a Tasmanian devil. While you ponder the mechanics of that and cringe in horror, let me take the opportunity to vote Symbol delete vote.svg Delete..  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Nov 9 '11 5:30 (UTC)
  5. No. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:23, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Eco-holism H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
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  1. Keep. This is quite an amusing parody of environmentalism, specifically the wing that tends to err towards utopia becoming something of mid-life hobby.--Sycamore (Talk) 15:00, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Strong keep There is nothing there that leads me too deletion. All it needs is an expansion, because the base idea is very strong. --Nikau 01:08, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ECO-HAULIN' ASS. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:24, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per above. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:53, 9 November 2011
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Add an Expand template and it'll be fine. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:29, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Short and unfunny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:58, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:33, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:52, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept, {{Expand}} added as suggested by some of the keep votes -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:37, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Oprah Winfrey H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. Keep. Not that bad - also I generally think major topics should be kept.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:36, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. “I did that nigger last night”. Indeed, what straight man would not want to do such? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:38, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. How dare you huff the legend!--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 04:31, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep. I rescued this from VFD years ago and rewrote it. Maybe it needs another rewrite because Oprah has moved on with her life. But it doesn't deserve a deletion. I would also argue that for Uncyclopedians who are award winners and have been a member of this community for sometime would at least get the courtesy being notified that this was listed on VFD. There are worse things on Uncyclopedia than this, with less content. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 16:49, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Keep There are some big black lumps of classy writing in there. I am guessing most of the random stuff that remains is from sub-Prettiestpretty-quality humans. --Nikau 01:20, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Long, bad, and random --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:30, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not one bit of it is funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:43, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:54, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Needs rebuilding. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:54 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:14, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Stealth Jerker

Score: 5
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  1. Delete is in actuality slang for Delete. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:40, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randomnizer. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:41, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:12, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif JERK THAT PENIS IN ANOTHER MAN'S FACE!  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:20, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Bloody wankers. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:54 November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Pesos

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  1. Delete Very listy, very unfunny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:30, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A one liner idea turned into an article. Doesn't work. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:58, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:12, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And they were doing well for two paragraphs... --Nikau 01:15, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. The lowest of the low. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 05:45, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Vampire watermelon

Score: 6
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  1. Delete Just terrible. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:26, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Quite --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:27, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Oh dear. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:29, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:11, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Need a shotgun here. --BLU Scoutgineer 18:45, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Best served with stake. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 02:23, November 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Sucky article (hah pun) but lookit this.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngWed, Nov 9 '11 4:59 (UTC)

🔒 Pokémon H T D and all its templates

Score: -5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Er, sorry, but this is funny. --Wanna see a magic trick? 04:59, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Definite keep. The formatting needs a bit of a hand though. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 07:58, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Rewrite it. Maybe make fun of the fandom. I am a pokemon fan, so i can provide information about the fandom, and easily make fun of the fantards.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:55, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yes, Mr-ex777 should do a rewrite. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:09, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. It's too good of a concept to be deleted, although some it could use a bit of a rewrite --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 17:10, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Rewrite yes, delete no. Repitition is funny, but an article that is nothing but... isn't. Still has potential. Besides, even if it's deleted, someone's gonna recreate it (or put in their own version) five seconds later. --BLU Scoutgineer 18:49, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg "Pokémon is a game developed by the Japanese for the purpose of mind control," et-cetera et-cetera... Wash, rinse and repeat a dozen times. We really could use a better, less repetitive article for such a notable subject. I nommed the templates because the page itself is actually composed of just these templates. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:54 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete I find the fact that it is so repetitive funny, because that's what Pokemon is: very repetitive. But it's all ruined by the fact that what is being repeated isn't funny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:38, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept and moved -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:23, November 9, 2011 (UTC)

Mountain Dew

Score: 5
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  1. Fairly stupid - jesus juice, and never gets any better.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:33, 7 November 2011

  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:42, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:37, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Detonate vote.gif Mountain Jew??  I forgot how to laugh. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:57 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - Ethine sig.png 
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Projectile Vomit

Score: 5
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  1. This seems bad.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:30, 7 November 2011

  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:42, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:36, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Lyrithya seems correct. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:27 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yeah this sucks. Ethine sig.png 
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🔒 Antidecimalitarianism H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 1
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#Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There's far too much content here for it to be deleted with the reason Lollipop had in mind. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 19:32, 4 November 2011

That doesn't stop it from being unfunny though --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
Very well, I'll abstain. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:57, 5 November 2011
  1. Keep.--Sycamore (Talk) 12:36, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Keep "Picture-less" and "not an encyclopedia worthy content" are not reasons for deletion. mAttlobster. (hello) 12:38, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Eh I like it. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:03, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Stub Picture-less, quite unfunny, generally not an encyclopedia worthy content. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 4 November 2011, at 19:24
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:37, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Userspace. It's quite awful in its current state. Since Bizzeebeever wants to work on it, should we send it to his userspace in the meantime? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:57 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:53, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I've got a rather profane idea that might liven this up a bit. I won't share it with you lot -- not right this moment, anyway.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngSat, Nov 5 '11 21:29 (UTC)
  • Seems like a keeper to me. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 9 November 2011

🔒 Pokémon (anime) H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. nigga please --Roman Dog Bird 21:49, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  And while we're at it... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:10 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:40, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:41, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. We've all been here when we deleted Giratina and Kyogre. Those delete votes were funnier than the articles. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 02:44, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Cyclotron

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  1. I think I hit random page on accident or something, because somehow I found myself staring at this... which just seems really random. With Tron jokes. At least, I assume they're jokes. Are they jokes?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:09, 7 November 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It sounds like Robin Williams created that article. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 7 November 2011, at 20:13
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:37, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg ....... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:21 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:33, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article that needs to be dumped in the scrap yard. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:17, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Newbold

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  1. 1) Create a fictional mammal. 2) Throw a bunch of random bullshit in it. 3) Throwing in obligatory mention of being hunted to extinction by serial rapists. 4) ???? 5) Profit! Just kidding. Step 5 is Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:46, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 20:38, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's a list masquerading as an article. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:59 November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Curious waste of someone's time. When could this ever be funny? --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:05, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Army of the SNEEPUR

Score: 6
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  1. Delete This is awful. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:45, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:37, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG This is a first. An article that never actually describes its subject. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:06 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg ? --Wanna see a magic trick? 05:01, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Blowjobs --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:07, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Foof

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  1. Delete Pretty much the definition of 2005cruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 10:40, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:38, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What a lovely little random stub.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 20:10, 7 November 2011

  1. Symbol Detonate vote.gif NOW  THAT's What I Call Cruft, 2005 Super Deluxe Edition CD!!! Worthy of inclusion in my quotes page. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:03 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg 0_0 That's really bad. --Wanna see a magic trick? 05:00, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Redefines fail --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:06, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Feast of Dance Dance Revolution

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  1. Delete Starts out with a list and never gets any better. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:00, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF is this? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 21:59 November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:36, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ra-Ra-Randumbo, lover of the Homecoming Queen. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 08:13, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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I LOVE SHIMANTO

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  1. Delete Where are the jokes? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:53, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:38, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Love. At what point does it become obsession? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:18, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:52, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Needs moar funny. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 06:05, November 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Katee Sackhoff

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  1. Starts out going on about her pussy and never gets any funnier...

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:45, 6 November 2011

  1. What do you hear Starbuck? Nothing but the rain. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:00, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oh WOW. --Roman Dog Bird 08:17, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:23, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I'm not totally sure how someone "looses" their virginity. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 13:04, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Dreadful. --HM (T) 14:53, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Blue lemonade

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  1. Random, awful stub --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:30, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:32, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG During the "war" I blew up this pile of crap. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:36 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:55, November 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Bucketfish

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  1. Delete At first I thought this was vanity, but this article is the first result when you google "Bucketfish" so now I'm not sure. But yeah, its still bandcruft. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:44, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:02, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Make sure it kicks the bucket. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:24, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Whatever it is, it isn't funny. Reads like a... not funny article.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:47, 6 November 2011

  1. Yeah, no. --HM (T) 14:55, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Pope Sevunus

Score: 5
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  1. While I agree wholeheartedly with HELPME's sentiments, I'm not deleting this. Hell no.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:46, 6 November 2011

Delete (6)
  1. "Sevunus was not so much an actual pope as a group of popes," 'nuff said. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:24, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:21, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. wtf is this shit --HM (T) 22:04, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. ^^^^ My thoughts exactly. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 17:11 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:26, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. But you have no choice, Lyrithya... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:59, November 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Jeffrey Sebelia

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  1. Delete This is awful. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:55, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:03, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. That doesn't even make sense. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 22:41, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. GTFO --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:35, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Batch File

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  1. Delete I don't know what a batch file is, but I doubt this would be funny even if I did. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:34, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:53, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:01, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Just not funny. Stupid, but not funny.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:46, 5 November 2011

  1. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 22:25, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Having written a few...dozen .BAT files myself, I did find the first two scripts mildly amusing. The first one prints out "My vagina bleeds when I sit on knifes" infinitely, and the second one prints "I pwn3d u n00b!!!!!!!" infinitely, in green on black. Sorta exactly what a 12-year-old would do...if he'd never seen a command prompt before. Except he would also execute it 400 times, before running FORMAT C: /Q /X  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.pngFri, Nov 4 '11 20:09 (UTC)

🔒 Editor H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep. Reasonable enough stub...--Sycamore (Talk) 10:47, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and revert to a version from 2007 or so. It was passable back then. --Count of Monkey Crisco 13:29, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What Sycamore said. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:37, 3 November 2011
  4. Keep What Socky said about what Sycamore said. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:02, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete Short and unfunny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:57, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Yeah, it's bad --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:26, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I made a revert to 2007, but the angle still just doesn't work.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:09, 3 November 2011

  1. Deletion by lethal gassing. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:37, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Detonate vote.gif Meh.  -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:06 November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. It may be decent, but it's a stub. Move it to your userspace if you want it so bad. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:57, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
    How is a red link better than a decent stub? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 17:59, 3 November 2011
    Apparently it won't matter, seeing as this hasn't reached consensus after nearly 100 hours. ^_^ -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:31 November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Stop 'n' Swop

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. if you carve away the "hilarious" random wibble there's a sad sack of nothing at the core.--Count of Monkey Crisco 08:49, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:07, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. What the fuck is this? --HM (T) 22:33, November 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Meh. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 00:08, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. No. Now "Swop". Just stop. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:30, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Metalheads H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
Keep (4)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:25, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. There are funny parts in there too. Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:38, 3 November 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This isn't bad and it could use a rewrite. On the other hand, it reminds me of those overly long Metalhead ballads that just will not end. Not awful enough to snuff. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 12:56, November 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Zombiebaron, zombiebaron, zombiebaron! KittyKitty (t) (c) 00:09, November 5, 2011 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Delete Long and unfunny. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:04, November 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:27, November 2, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • I'm arbitrarily declaring this kept, regardless of the score and the amount of time that has passed. Everything else is a complete coincidence.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 15:48, 5 November 2011