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The Fury

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. On his 10th birthday, he was gunned down by local militia for violating local Home Owner's Association laws, and was nursed back to health by bats, whom later betrayed him by chewing off his extra fingers that made him such a successful banjo and woman player, leading to his torrid love/hatred of Bats. it just keeps going on like that. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:13, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:38, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Headscratch.gif Huh? --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:38, October 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. how? --Nikau 03:21, October 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Roricon

Score: 4
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  1. ??????--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 09:57, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Um... No humor here. It's just wrong. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:55 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:01, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One joke stretched way too thin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:16, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:15, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Draggery through lists and cruft.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 19:24, 5 October 2011

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Falafel

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  1. Is it me that just fails to see the funniness? Talk Mattsnow 19:09, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's not just you --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:04, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Merely blanking the page and replacing with Heehee, "falafel" would improve the article infinitely. --Sloublues 12:25, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Per Sloublues. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 19:06 October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I know it was already deleted, but I just wanted to say LOL MORE LIKE FAILAFEL! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 00:37, October 6, 2011 (UTC)

Main Page (movie)

Score: 4
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  1. ??? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:34, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 16:55, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:03, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is this based on some actual vandalism scandal on Wikipedia? Because if not, I don't know what the author of this page was thinking when he wrote it.--Scofield & 1337 07:41, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. delete ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:46, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Tesco Value H T D

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  1. Keep, little classic from Hindleyite... -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I'm inclined to agree with Mhaille. I've always kinda liked this one. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:58 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Keep Pictures are unoriginal but apart from that it's rather lovely. mAttlobster. (hello) 21:15, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Live. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 21:40, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kill. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:40, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:20, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Did you mean NO value? Because if you did, you'd be right! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  • You all can't seem to agree on anything.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:30, 5 October 2011

Goatse Virgin

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Far from funny shit stub. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:25, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Made me cry. --Nikau 05:40, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Irredeemable bunkum. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:59 October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  4. COULD THE CLOSING ADMIN MOVE THIS TO MY USERSPACE PLZ? On second thoughts, burn it. Period. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:42, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  5. This article blinded me. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 16:51, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Worse than Goatse itself.  --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:44, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because it contradicts the Goa Tse article. --Scofield & 1337 13:46, October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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Waitrose

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Stupid, short, localised to Britain. Ugh. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 09:34, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:18, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Weak Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:52, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like QVFD material to me. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:01 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
  5. ....... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:39, October 5, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Helicopter H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. Don’t delete it REWRITE IT! But of course, I'm a lazy as prick so someone else must do so. --AlmightyGameDude 03:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. haaaaaaaaaaaaa ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:21, 2 October 2011
  4. Keep mAttlobster. (hello) 09:36, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. You'll have to forgive me, but BUM BADA BUM BUM! BUM BADA BUM BUM! BUM BADA BUM BUM! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:03 October 4, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Retarded little pile of cruft. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:24, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:04, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. When I read "Helicopters do not exist" I know it had to die. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 12:40, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Helicopters don't exist. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 16:55, October 3, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I love you all so much that I'm closing this now.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 03:29, 5 October 2011

The Amazing World of Gumball

Score: 5
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Random references to rape, incest, Hitler, OJ Simpson, AIDs, and Barney, as well as calling all of the characters gay and retarded. How original. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:48, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 12:57, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Reading this was like huffing pure stupid. --Sloublues 15:45, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Notice that it has a link to Random Show in the see also. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 08:45, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The Venn diagram overlap of people who enjoy certain shows on Cartoon Network and who are psychologically matured enough to write parodies of those shows is far too thin. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:28, October 2, 2011 (UTC)
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Mastersinger

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny, overly complicated and random in a lot of spots.--Count of Monkey Crisco 01:17, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:03, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. I agree the article has too much randomness to where you can’t even understand WTF there saying. If gibberish people get to have their own page I think Puerto Ricans should have their own little page too like that. --AlmightyGameDude 03:20, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
    1. It's right here you knucklehead -->Puerto Rico --Count of Monkey Crisco 03:38, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
      1. No, I'm talking about a page where Puerto Ricans and Latin Kings (and all other hispanic gangs for that matter) can be themeselves and write and talk in Spanish. This asshole just made a page for Giberish people. --AlmightyGameDude 12:53, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol wtf vote.svg ...The hell? It's not even readable... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:52 October 1, 2011 (UTC)
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Silph Co.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A pokemen fan wank with lists, game maps and a notable lack of anything that can be called humor. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:10, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 02:02, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. The article is outrageously stupid. The people who vote the article to keep should consider retirement from the internet, NOOB! Haven’t you seen where the Japanese have gotin us before?! --AlmightyGameDude 03:17, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  4. i got nothin' --Roman Dog Bird 07:41, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
  5. I AM HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE FANBOI ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:43, October 1, 2011 (UTC)
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  • The only thing remotely resembling humor here is the retro Game Boy picture, captioned with "Silph Co. before it was redecorated." Not really worth keeping, although huffing it will nullify that nice one-liner at the top of Devon... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:48 October 1, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Domo-kun H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. What's there is the result of a previous VFD nom. Not only that, but I wrote it. So there. "Nyaa-nyaa," "eat my shorts" and all that sort of thing. ^_^ -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:30 September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per TheSlyFox. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:41, 29 September 2011
  3. Keep. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:26, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. For some reason, I like it. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:48, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Scofield & 1337 14:57, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Keep Well written. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:56, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Not funny. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:46, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:47, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Whale

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  1. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:19, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Incinerate.  -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 10:43 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:15, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
  4. delete. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 05:49, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. I don't mean to be a nitpicker, but don't the VFD rules say something along the lines of "Provide an initial vote and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD."? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:45, 28 September 2011
    Fatfatfatty.jpg
    I'm not the nominator, but will this image suffice??? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 11:16 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
    Wow, talk about whaleabetes. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:32, 28 September 2011
    If you have complaints about anything that I do please email them to me Socky, I'm tired of you doing stuff like this on voting pages et cetera. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:32, September 29, 2011 (UTC)
    I don't use an email on this site, Zombiebaron. I'm not going to react to your implied accusations because that might cause drama and we've had more than enough of that lately. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:40, 29 September 2011

🔒 Worst 100 Songs To Play At A Funeral H T D

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I lean toward keeping it, although lists are tedious. Talk Mattsnow 12:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:18, 27 September 2011
  3. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep.A good example of a "Worst 100" article. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:04, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not only is it quite funny, but just the fact that whoever wrote this could think of over 100 songs for this list impresses me. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:43, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Could use some work, but not delete-worthy. Aleister 17:16 28-9-'11
  6. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. It made me have a nuaghty in my pants... IKEELYOUIFYOUDELETEDIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!--Mr. Person 20:52, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. RedCheckMark.png Strong keep. If you honestly think it is bad you have something stuck up your ass, homo! The article is FUNNY and CLEAN rather than the other worst 100’s. If you don’t like it, you’re a 5 year old with no sense of humor! --AlmightyGameDude 11:23, September 30, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This seems rather bad.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:28, 27 September 2011

  1. W-W-Weenie and the Butt bring you...the 100 Worst Songs To Play At A Funeral WEEKEND! Only on 97.1 WQHG! I vote we murder all the "top 100" lists and bury their corpses in quicklime. Do it. Do it. You know you want to.  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Sep 27 '11 4:10 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of the better "Worst 100" articles, but that's really not saying anything at all --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Lists make me cry. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:35, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Bleh.  It's bad. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:56 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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The deletion assholes suck and swallow. Oh wait, is that a comment? --AlmightyGameDude 11:26, September 30, 2011 (UTC)

Thrash metal

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  this crap? Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. this naughty! I vote to Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.!--Mr. Person 20:47, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It's trash alright. Talk Mattsnow 10:28, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I will thrash the last can of Who-Hash. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:45, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:24, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. noooooooooo ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:35, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:20, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG QVFD. ...Or at least that's where it should have gone when it was written in 2006. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:59 September 28, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Die, die, die my darling. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  9. TRASH! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 14:25 28 September 2011
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🔒 Bonnie Tyler H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -1
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  1. KEEP I laughed. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:09, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Total prolapse of the arse. --Roman Dog Bird 05:40, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. keeeep. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:45, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Keep Because of funny. Talk Mattsnow 12:29, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. For one thing, it's short and stupid, and for another Total Eclipse of the Heart is my favorite song and this relies far too much on unjustified hate. Even if it a marginal keep, it better get moved into someone's userspace or get rewritten right away or it's coming right back. See, that's one of the problems with VFD. An article is kept because the majority vote keep saying "it's keepable, a quick fix and it'll be OK", and it's kept, but everyone forgets about and we're left with a three-quarters bullshit article which can't go back to VFD and is just standing there waiting to be improved. An example which comes to mind is The Minority Report. Admittedly, it was kept because it didn't garner enough votes for a delete, but one of the keepers said "Time to swoop in, save it, and et cetera...". The most recent edit is from August, when the VFD template was removed. See, something needs to be done about this, like pasting this into the Dump and moaning about it there. Anyway, you guys talk it over. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Total prolapse of the arse. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:35 September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:15, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Screw it. I'm moving my nerd rant to the VFD talk page. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:46, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Kinda fixed. EpicAwesomeness (talk) 16:02, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:25, September 28, 2011 (UTC)

Wil Wheaton

Score: 6
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg ??? As far as I can see, this was never good. --Wanna see a magic trick? 01:22, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 4 reasons. 1) Who is Wil Wheaton? 2) Seriously, who in the FUCK is Wil Wheaton, and why should I care? 3) Wikipedia informs me that Wil Wheaton ripped off Uncyclopedia — ! And...uh...oh, right. Final reason: Who in the living, pole-smoking, feces-beribboned HELL is Wil Wheaton?  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Tue, Sep 27 '11 3:58 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Whoever that guy is, we'll be doing him a favor by deleting this. Talk Mattsnow 12:25, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Apparently, he's some dude who played some whiny kid from some science-fiction show or another. Non-notable and/or washed-up star. File it in Bin 13 along with Chuck Norris. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 16:04 September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:21, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 01:34, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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Browser Wars

Score: 5
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  1. Keep. Not hilarious, but entertaining. Talk Mattsnow 12:31, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. ZOMG MOAR N00B HAXXORZ WARZ. BALEEET PLZ!!!!!!111!111!11! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:15, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Ok, so I'm out in the middle of fuck knows where, shootin' hell outta the Covenant, and Gates calls me up and says he needs me for some other war. I mean, WTF, man? I'm out here, trying to keep my ass intact, and this fuckin' corporate asshole says, "Chief, I need you for this other war I'm doin' with Netscape." And I say, "Look, you asshole! I'm fighting a war to save the fucking planet! Hell! For the entire fucking human race! And you're the one who fucking designed it! So unless you have a fucking reward for fighting 2 wars at once, you can go ask your fucking balls to fight for you!" So then he said he'd give me a vacation to Honolulu and my own personal robot sex-slave. I fucking love war. KoOkArOo --Roman Dog Bird 05:38, September 26, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg I almost...don't want to vote "delete". There's a lot of potential in this article. But I really just wanted to show off my shiny new...  ~ BB ~ (T) Icons-flag-us.png ~ Mon, Sep 26 '11 14:17 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 01:13, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Frosty. --Scofield & 1337 12:15, September 27, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:04, September 28, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. I'd ask it to be moved to my userspace if I didn't know that I'd never finish it. Eh, move it there anyway. Pretty please. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:23, September 27, 2011 (UTC)

🔒 Magica De Spell H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol wtf vote.svg ... The subject isn't even notable enough to merit its own article, let alone this junk. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:11 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Apathy.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:17, 26 September 2011

🔒 Fenton Crackshell H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Disneycruft. There's no other way to say this, so I'll be blunt: it's just plain shit. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:02 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
Comments
  • Apathy.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:16, 26 September 2011

🔒 Admiral Donald Duck H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: 3
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  1. Keep We should preserve history for the simple reason there is no disadvantage to doing so. mAttlobster. (hello) 16:23, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Part of the crap Disneyland series. The Great Disneyland Exodus has begun... and not a moment too soon. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:59 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks someone happily wrote an entire book series and dumped it into this wiki. Shame none of it is remotely amusing. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:34, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  • I hate to be that guy who goes around shouting "stop! Don't delete that!" so I won't. I will, however, clear up the origin of this series a bit: it was written by a bloke who had several featured articles and won writer of the month...way back in 2005. (click here or here to see some other articles in the series.) Does that excuse the lameness of this article/series? Nnnno...I guess not. I really can't tell if it's the least bit funny (my bet is "not really"), but if you're scratching your head, it seems to be a very subtle satire of the history of Cuba, Israel and Palestine, Germany, several American Indian nations, and maybe even Iran. (Also, I think the intro — Donald's childhood — is a "joke" about the actual guy who voiced Donald Duck.) Blah blah blah, in conclusion, ...★The More You Know★ ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 02:08, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
    I couldn't care less if Chronarion wrote it. If it isn't funny, it goes on VFD. The community has decided it is not worthy of Uncyclopedia. If KP decides to come back, he could have this in his userspace. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 02:18
    Right you are, sir — that's why I didn't vote "keep". (It's not got any Funny.) Just thought I'd add context. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 02:45, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • Apathy.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 02:16, 26 September 2011

Daisy Duck

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. More "Great Council" junk. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 12:42 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:25, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Unfunny Junkathon. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Great Council

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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Disneycruft. True QVFD material at its worst--it's just that somebody forgot to put it there in 2007... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:49 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One man (boy?) and his cruft. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:39, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg QVFD. Too short to be here. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:14, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  5. nope ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:19, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
  6. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Mickey Mouse the Great

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  1. Just like his son and grandson. However, the images are actually pretty good, and a lot of material can be used for our Mickey Mouse article. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 18 September 2011, at 23:39
  2. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Explode.  I was about to nom this... ^_~ -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:43 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Fantasyland Spring

Score: 3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've seen worse. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:22, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Wacky war-style patent nonsense, just like its partner below. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:13 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Strange article. There is a reference to the shootings at Kent State University and presumably this is supposed to be a satire Disneyland=USA. Except it just doesn't work. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:08, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:21, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Mac and me

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Parodies the film by showing exactly what happens in it. Given the kind of film it's parodying, that's good enough. --Scofield & 1337 14:08, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg You know an article is garbage if the author can't be bothered to get the title right. I've been wanting to get this on VFD for a while now, and here it is. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 18:19, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I remember seeing this a while back, thinking: Symbol Burninate vote.png "What a pile of crap!"  Apparently, it hasn't changed a bit. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:07 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:20, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png I don't need to know that  (a)this movie actually existed, or (b)someone was dumb enough to write an awful Uncyclopedia article about it. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 03:41, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol EXTERMINATE vote.gif Kill it with a MAC11  --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 12:35, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  6. And nothing of value was lost. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:22, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. 161 hours? Wow, that's a lot.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Goofy

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  So Goofy is actually Heinrich Himmler. How original... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:05 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:35, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Pretty damn bad if you ask me. --Gamma287's Big, Extravagant Signature 15:42, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Big Bird

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  1. Lacks humour, could redirect to Sesame Street. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 22 September 2011, at 01:06
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:09, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Bleh. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:28 September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Worst 100 Things to Stick your Dick in H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
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  1. Keep, an important reference guide for modern living. For all those who risk ending up balls deep in Sarah Palin. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  2. I'm gonna have to say keep on this one. I giggled a lot and that's better than most articles. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:08, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Sexy... --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:40, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Mhaille. --ChiefjusticeWii 11:39, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. No offense meant to the lady Sims, but my first reaction to seeing this thing was thinking how much I'd like to delete it... and looking at the entries didn't really do much to dissuade me.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:36, 21 September 2011

  1. Bye. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 11:11, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
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  • 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Stub? Some of these entries might be worth keeping, but I agree that the vast majority of it is obligatory filler for any "100-worst" list. How about we change it to Worst 10, then delete all but the best ones. I guess my vote is Symbol neutral vote.svg Ambivalent this time around. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:10 September 22, 2011 (UTC)
  • I've got an idea for for an article with this TITLE, at least. My idea is stupendous, and does not involve a list. Working on it at the moment, will report back as soon as is finished. (May take a few days.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 02:51, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
    Ok, finished, but now I'm afraid to link it. It's...it's...something awful. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 12:17, September 22, 2011 (UTC)
    This is epic. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 08:54, 24 September 2011
    Fuck you, Socky. Now they all know how deranged I really am. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 15:15, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  • Kept. --ChiefjusticeWii 11:40, September 25, 2011 (UTC)

Richard Bedford Bennett

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 13:24, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:13, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Wow... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 06:25, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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The Jonas Brothers

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  I really wanted this one to work, I really did, but it's just so full of "Instant Humor." This article references gay, the IRS, JFK, KKK, Satan, Rosie O'Donnell, Miley Cyrus and Paris Hilton, everything one needs for an instant Uncyclopedia article... and a giant pile of crap. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:48 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:05, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Yield your eyes to this garbage "for your happy entertainment." Per TheSlyFox. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:37, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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  • This concludes our VFD spam for the day. But don't go away! What happens when a thousand FFW-escapees team up with IPs to enact their revenge on Uncyclopedia? Find out, next on 60 Minutes, Revenge of the Bin. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:48 September 20, 2011 (UTC)

Rafiki

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Pure nonsense and randumbo. The text has absolutely nothing to do with the character. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:28 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:04, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  3. FOLLOW RAFIKI! HE KNOWS THE WAY, BITCH! --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:14, September 24, 2011 (UTC)
  4. So it can get deleted already. --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 11:28, September 25, 2011 (UTC)
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Entrepreneur

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  1. fuckkkkkkkkkk offfffffffffff ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 03:11, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG ?????????? Short, humorless, imageless, pointless... get rid of it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 13:47 September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG QVFD.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:00, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Per above. Too small to ride this ride here; try the kiddie coaster... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 15:37, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Mr-ex777 is right. How was this not on QVFD? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:38, September 23, 2011 (UTC)
    Because when it was originally created, it was just a redirect. And apparently nobody noticed when the redirect was replaced with something else. Also, it's gone now. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:42, 24 September 2011
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🔒 Jessica Rabbit H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 06:26, 20 September 2011
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Per Socky, whose arguments persuaded me. Aleister 16:22 21-9-'11
  3. Keep Socky's said it all. mAttlobster. (hello) 20:57, September 21, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Big wheel keep on turning. Proud Mary keep on burning. ~[thehappyspaceman] has • kidnapped • your • mum 02:43, 09/22/2011
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  1. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. So she's a whore who lived on Penis Street... How original, indeed. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 06:25 September 20, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:03, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Oswald the Lucky Rabbit

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  1. Another Disneycruft. No explanation needed. --RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 19 September 2011, at 02:52
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Every one of these has at least one redlink to "Treaty of Corporation." It looks like somebody's unfinished (or partially-huffed) series. All this crap needs to go. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:47 September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:24, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The door is locked and no one is at home. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:37, September 20, 2011 (UTC)
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Citizen Kane

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  1. Feces alert! Feces alert! --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:08, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Revoke the passport. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:31, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg "Balloon Boyyyyyy!" WTF, mate? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:32 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:19, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Regular Show

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  1. I feel like this has been here before. Oh well. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 16:25, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I am all for spoofing a show but the idea is to make it funny. This doesn't. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:36, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG All it needs now is a yellow traffic light to make its epic failure complete....... Okay, done. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:37 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:19, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Mickey Mouse, Jr.

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  1. An attemptto rid of this entire Disneyland series. Did I forget to mention it lacks humour, and it's not funny? RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 23:11
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 22:10 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like the writer forgot to inject the humour serum in this one. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:47, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:18, September 19, 2011 (UTC)
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Head Crabs

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  1. What in the hell... --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 10:03, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. .... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:54, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:25, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Unencyclopedic and disappointing to boot.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:49, 17 September 2011

  1. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:13, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Pawn shop

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  1. Same as below. Pup 06:42 17 Sep '11
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:24, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. There be semblances of ideas, here, but none of them coalesce.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:48, 17 September 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:55, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rambling randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:50, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Orthodox Monsterist Church

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  1. I wrote this as a rewrite of a random article. I hate it, but it survived FFW recently, so I figured it's up for a vote now. Pup 06:38 17 Sep '11
  2. The image below was originally intended to be given to established authors who put uncharacteristically bad stuff up for Pee Review. It was never put into use, and this is its first time being used in its intended manner:
    Unsoc poster 9.jpg ...In short... Symbol Burninate vote.png Great to see you back, Puppy!! ^_^   -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:41 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:23, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Terrible coding. --Scofield & 1337 09:53, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:11, September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Mickey Mouse III

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  1. Not funny, and neither is the whole Disneyland series. RARR! PLEB SIR Lollipop (TALK) - updated on 17 September 2011, at 03:30
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Not funny. Useless bunkum. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:32 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. First the sonic series, then the list series, then anime, now Disney? Kill this rubbish! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:45, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 12:21, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Eh?

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 21:47, 17 September 2011

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K-Y Jelly

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg ...Weak keep. What if I stub and de-listify it? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:31 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
    Now it's just horribly short. Even more so than before. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 07:34, 17 September 2011
    I don't know why I laughed hysterically at this last night... Must have been drunk or something. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:06 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Umm... Umm? I first thought I could put an ICU on it, but I think it`s quite a... you know, bad idea. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:24 15 September 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, September 15, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Kill it plz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yeah, that's... er, lovely.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:44, 16 September 2011

  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burn it.  I just looked at it again. With a sudden influx of sense, I have decided to pull a John Kerry and change my vote. After all, I was for it before I was against it!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 01:06 September 18, 2011 (UTC)
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Forking

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  1. Uhhh, what? --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 15:22, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. There could be something here, except that there isn't. Also, the VFD nom is a redirect for some reason. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 15:45, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg What the fork? --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:55, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Articles should give indication of what they are for the average passerby. Even ones that most folks are apt to know, which this is not. Also, it's bad.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:43, 16 September 2011

  1. Bleh. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:27 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Not good. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Poorly-executed Aspie joke. Fork while fork is a PERL fork bomb, a way of crashing a computer for fun, or something. At least two other computer / Internet-related meanings for fork.

    “'Fork' starts and ends with the same letters as (expletive). How could it fail to be funny??? Hahaha! I'm laughing already!”

    ~ the author

    (I'm not gonna vote, by the way.) ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 15:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)

Lemonade

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random sex jokes and references to a kitten human war. We don't need this. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:03, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Those sex jokes weren't even sex jokes. No humor in them. None at all. Can we bomb them now? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 20:34, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Hmm... The intro is quite a funny... What I should do... Hey, there`s kitties! Still thinking, `tough... A picture of vodka? Hmm, pretty impressive... And then, let`s see what über fun is at the See Also-section... Hmm... Kittens, Sex, and... a link to itself?!! GWAAARH!!! DIE! DIE! FEEL THE PAIN!!! GWAAAARH!!! OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:20 15 September 2011
  4. It's bad.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:42, 16 September 2011

  1. This can go. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 02:41, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Pure S#17. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:12 September 17, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Burn it plz. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 07:44, September 17, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 The Magnet Theory H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Eh, I kinda like it. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:59, 13 September 2011
  2. Keeperester. If Socky kinda likes it, then it should be carved in stone and stored among the false idols. Yay!! Aleister 17:51 15-9-'11
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Crap article with almost no content --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:55, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Even in my steel underpants I was not attracted to this.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Sep 2011 ~ 07:40 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More of the Ye Olde Crappe that sticks to the underside of Uncyclopedia like a poorly wiped bum. Flush. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:49, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Awful ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 23:00, September 16, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Kept because you people all suck. Had more people voted, it might have been kept for a less stupid reason, though. Or just deleted. Looks like we'll never know.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:41, 16 September 2011

🔒 Element H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I hate to say it, but I laughed so hard while reading this I nearly died. Anyway, I know this'll be deleted, so when it is I was a copy in my userspace. Thanks. --Wanna see a magic trick? 00:28, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Keep!  I've always like this little guy... for mainly the same reason I've always liked your mom... (She puts it all out there on a chart)..  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  12 Sep 2011 ~ 05:00 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. IPs write the funniest shit! —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:20, 12 September 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Americans don't understand nothin', do they? --Scofield & 1337 13:33, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Listcruft. Not to mention that is stupid and unfunny. 8=======D is an element? C'mon that's not clever or anything! --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:24, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I plan to write a version de-void of crap. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 00:30, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  It neglected to mention the element of OVER 9000!!!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:53 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Dear Voters: This is a list that was written entirely by IPs. That's all you need to know. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 01:01, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Collective Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:15, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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Aristocrats and baby chicks

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The video is no longer available since I closed my Youtube account and then my computer later crashed, losing the original video there as well. Since the video no longer exists, the article shouldn't either. Oh, and sorry about the big war over this being on VFD last time. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:01, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg QVFD is calling. --Scofield & 1337 10:41, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  3. ........... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 10:45, September 14, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Too bad you lost the original... This really is more something for QVFD, though. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 10:50, 14 September 2011
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🔒 Japanese H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Needs some improving, but China is the same.--FcukmanLOOS3R!!! 14:38, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
    But Japan is actually pretty good, and even a featured article. Why do we need both a good article and a shitty article about the Japanese? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:40, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
    So you're suggesting we should reduce the madness that is Americans (or pretty much any other demographic) to the single property of their inhabitance of a particular country? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 00:11, 10 September 2011
    I... do not... understand... your rhetorical question... at all. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 00:46, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
    For shame. I'm basically saying you're implying that an article about Japanese people is identical in subject to an article about Japan. What I'm trying to point out is that the madness/silliness/retardedness that goes along with whatever population you're trying to make fun of isn't always synonymous with the madness/silliness/retardedness that goes along with the country they inhabit. So they can be parodied/satirized/whateverized separately. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 01:00, 10 September 2011
    Certainly they can be. They just don't need to be, particularly if one of the parodies is shitty. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 03:24, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
    I understand Socky's question. I bring you all a simple answer in way too many words: In order to eliminate or prevent crufty buildup, I think all such articles should be consolidated into one. Unless they are all good, which is clearly not the case here. Or we could just use KABOOM! Don't delay, order today! Only fifty easy payments of ¥1995!!! -- BILLY MAYS!!!! 00:58, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Redeemable. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 22:21, September 10, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because I just looked at Japan and don't think it's that much better. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 12:25, 12 September 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because I fixed the front. However it does need some better pictures.  ~ Avast Matey!!! Happytimes are here!* Happytimes.gif (talk) (stalk) Π   ~ Xkey280.jpg ~  13 Sep 2011 ~ 07:34 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. _`Cuz that`s what I say. OMG!!! It`s Cat the Colourful, Jesus Christ!!! 13:51 13 September 2011
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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Unmitigated crap.  This article is still in the same unfunny state it was in when I first saw it years ago. The "Engrish" text makes it impossible to read, and stereotypical "jokes" are run into the ground. Throw a bit of 4chan, "DESU" and some listcruft from teenage anime freaks into the mix, and we have this colossal mess. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 14:29 September 9, 2011 (UTC)
    The Engrish might be the onry redeeming part of this. Whire I was reading it, I was hearing the voice of an actual NHK anchor in my head. ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 01:22, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Inferior to, and redundant with, Japan. Redirect. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 14:36, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 20:38, September 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Just plain bad. That the other one isn't much better isn't really an excuse to keep this, either.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 22:06, 12 September 2011

  1. That was more of an aside in reaction to the previous discussion regarding the relevance of Japan to the potential deletion of this article. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 22:47, 12 September 2011
    Well, they both suck, and that shouldn't really have anything to do with this even if they don't. Should it? Meh.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:42, 12 September 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Abysmal. The first line lets you know the following article is going to be total pants. It doesn't disappoint. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:19, September 13, 2011 (UTC)
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El Tigre: The Adventures of Manny Rivera

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another crappy random article about a tv show. Huff please. --Talk to me! Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:06, September 11, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Random, random, random, random, mushroom, MUSHROOM!!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:34 September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Let me summarize: an article about an animated TV show...that ran for ONE SEASON...and was then canceled. Oh, and the only joke in the article is the repeated use of the word "shit". "Si, señor, Inciclopedia está muerto." ⇒»Biz E.B. Ver Icons-flag-us.png (gabble) 00:57, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
  4. This article told me to "kill it." --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:02, September 12, 2011 (UTC)
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