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🔒 Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Without this HTBSANJF doesn't work. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:27, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. No dice. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:09, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think it's really helpful. You pros might have the art of writing funny articles nailed but us noobs need help. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 19:23, May 9, 2011
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. And to those of you actually objecting to the quality of the guide, this is a wiki. – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 19:33 May 09, 2011
  5. Keep As long as people realise that this doesn't prohibit stupid being funny. mAttlobster. (hello) 19:44, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - considering it's one of the first things we tell people who misbehave to read, we shouldn't remove it. If someone wants to suggest a better version, let them write one in their namespace, and bring it up in the forums when it's mostly finished. -- DameViktoria Heart anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 20:56, 9 May
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. - Do you seriously think this guide is too flawed to use, or are you just being ironic and hipster? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:55, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alright Lyrithya, so you've already commenced your grand scheme to destroy the wiki. On one hand, you are huffing pages and referring to UN:HTBFANJS in the huff reason, on the other hand, you want UN:HTBFANJS to be deleted. Very clever. But I won't let you, no, I won't. Schamschi, 22:59, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  9. because i don't want syndrome to consider me "ironic" or "hipster" --Roman Dog Bird 23:56, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  10. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I wouldn't bother with this, and move on from a joke nom, except Lyrithya just huffed 175 pics when I was under the impression that the purge was over. So I don't know if this is a serioyus nom or not. Aleister 00:08 10-5-'11
  11. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Does this mean I can nom VFD now!? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:41 May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  12. Symbol keep vote.svg Lol Funniest thing I've read in ages. --Wanna see a magic trick? 00:50, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  13. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I Laughed until I Cried --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 04:31, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  14. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I Cried until I Laughed. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 04:49, 10 May, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This is stupid.

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  1. Kerkill Not at all useful. Author needs to read BGBU immediately. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 18:04, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. PRAWN This page is forcing conformity among the users! Conformity is bad! Delete this ORGLE! -Lando-SpacePimp -------- Time, Monday Day, Year (UTC)
  3. Delete. Redirect to User:Thekillerfroggy. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 19:40, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It needed to happen Jackofspades.png (talk) 20:58, 9 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. UBER KILL. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:00, 9 May 2011
  6. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Author failed to read HTBFANJS. wait a minute... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 00:43 May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. TL;DR Gen. Fudgem0bile Needs to pee but can't reach the cup. 04:21, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Forgive me for not being hip with the latest acronyms on the Internets (they didn't teach it in Evil Medical School), but what does TL;DR mean? -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:33 May 10, 2011 (UTC)
    • I will rebel against Uncyclopedia's culture of mandatory sarcasm and just give you the straight answer: "Too long; didn't read." Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 06:04, May 10, 2011 (UTC)
  • This is daft. --Chiefjustice32X 08:47, May 10, 2011 (UTC)

Crapbot Computers

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A relic from 2006. Mostly lists and BUTT POOP!!!. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:18, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Lustcrift --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 01:27, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Sucks Talk Mattsnow 07:33, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Crappy. It's also vanity, as the sole author references himself as CEO and links to his userpage in the article. Other than that, the article relies almost entirely on self-reference (which makes a for good frosting, but the cake here is missing). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 04:20 May 10, 2011 (UTC)
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Hypello

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Wibble! In reality, New Utah is a pond in Minnesota where the Hypello are re-incarnated as fifteen-legged frogs and preserved in jars of formaldehyde and weaselpudge. The Hypello are generally stupid creatures that worship a drunk elephant idol while completely unaware of their true creator, though they also worship "lesser gods", such as Eeee-Aah-Takanikitakatiki-Takanaaaaahhh!, a terrible god shaped like a kitten-shaped donkey with non-existent wings and the head of Chuck Norris wearing a monkey mask. IT JUST GOES ON AND ON LIKE THAT. --Count of Monkey Crisco 01:48, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The kid who wrote this back in 2006 is now a Pullitzer Prize winner. He changed a lot. Talk Mattsnow 08:08, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  3. I`ve played Final fantasy x and x-2 but... something... misses from this article. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:46, 9 May, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Awful. Just plain awful. --Scofield 16:02, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Delete. Yet another author believes himself to be interestingly surreal but achieves only tiresome, over-worked zaniness. Burn, baby, burn. Rabbi Techno Icons-flag-gb.png kvetch Icon rabbi.gif Contribs Foxicon.png FOXES 17:28, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  'Tish rather pointlesh (the quote on Sean Connery is the only good part). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:00 May 9, 2011 (UTC)
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Template:Die!

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Alright, I hate this. It adds absolutely no value when used, and in fact makes articles even uglier than they already are. Delete this, and remove it from every article where it's been used. --Scofield 13:57, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol wtf vote.svg WTF? --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:00, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg Eh??? What the hell is this supposed to be? I mean, I know it's from that really awful Zelda game, but still, we do have standards here... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:33 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 20:47, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Yes.

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  1. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. and its too big, does not satire a real warning template. Its just coding aggrandizement, and does not even succeed at that. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:02, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This template should be slain by the CD-i version of Gandolf while someone plays unfitting music. --Mn-z 23:09, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Fugly Talk Mattsnow 08:11, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 11:24, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Die fuhrer sages... DIE!!! Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz Zzz...morning? 14:48, 9 May, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. This might have some value of Userpages and may be used on them, I say this template needs banning from mainspace, but still be allowed in Userspace... Just a thought... --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:24, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. What about the mirror? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:34, May 9, 2011 (UTC)

Qwertypop

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article about something made up from whole cloth. No real theme or development. Not funny, really. It was ICU'ed in 2006 and if you know how bad standards were in 2006 you can imagine how bad you'd have to be to get an ICU tag. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:46, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg poop --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:13, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Asplode. Looks like it's from 2006. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:18 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Yes.

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  1. A Red Qwertypop.png Qwertypop! --Wanna see a magic trick? 02:33, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 11:31, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Those N'Sync sure are weird, indeed. Then again, I saw a high-school-age girl in the store today who said "Today's music is amazing" in response to the oldies on the PA system. I pity those who know nothing of the old school. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to put on my LP of the White Album... -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:18 May 8, 2011 (UTC)

Worst 100 Ringtones of All Time

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak Keep --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:14, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another "worst of" list with little thought put into it. It's a little shaky at the top by the 70's we're getting two word entries and well trodden memes and clichés (Barney? Really?). not quite as horrible as 100 Worst People, but still substandard. --Count of Monkey Crisco 07:18, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Could have been a lot better, but no! Why did they screw up a perfectly good concept? The basta-yeah, delete.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:31, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Scared face.jpg Get rid of it. I see very few (if any) actual ringtones here. Lists themselves start out weak, so they have to have a strong concept; this is just useless. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:06 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. DELETE Completely devoid of whit and imagination. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:16, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Agree with what others have said -DeathBySnowman (talk) 15:56, 8 May 2011
  6. Yes.

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Neo Illuminati

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Weak keep Needs a lot of work but I think it is a good idea and has the potential to be really funny. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:53, 8 May 2011
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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! This shouldn't exist. I made a funny!!! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:01, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not too good and the fact that the founding author was "Neo Illuminatus" give me the impression that this is a vanity article.---Count of Monkey Crisco 06:55, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:16, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. It's bad, and the subject isn't exactly one other folks are apt to pick up.

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  1. Ugh Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:16, 8 May 2011
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🔒 Circle H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Keep "They're round and shit." - Tim. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:39, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. DURRRRR --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:15, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I smiled two times. I think it is savable. We just need to take all the political bias out of it, and strip it to its raw comedy knickers. Then laugh at it because it went to school in its underwear.--K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:26, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It spins me right round and round! DJ Mixerr 19:30, May 7, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kinda like it. It just needs some TLC -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:37, 8 May 2011
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 04:56, May 9, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete. Given the notability of this topic, I tried to clean it up instead of deleting it, but I couldn't find a single funny thing in it. So I thought about rewriting it, but I can't think of anything funny about circles, either. So, let's redirect it somewhere until someone comes up with a funny concept? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:32, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. We might as well replace the entire page with Tim's quote. Or redirect it... that might be wiser.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 06:15, 6 May 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:40, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Tim's quote got a giggle out of me but I would gladly sacrifice it for the greater good. --Black Flamingo 03:17, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Hooters H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! I think we should delete feature this... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 03:50, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. It amazes me that things like this survive for so long and my mediocre article almost got canned after less than a week. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:50, 8 May 2011
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Technically it's only been in its present state for a few days. From 2006 to April 2011 it just redirected to "owl" --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:44, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Admins should start doing their job when this shit is created --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:17, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Since it hasn't actually existed for more than a week, I say QVFD it. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:21 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  • Uh... what? Someone vandalised a redirect a couple of days ago; that's all it was. I reverted it. You're welcome.

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Lisp

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Alright I guess --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:18, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Irritating, unfunny, and an IP wrote a better one.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 23:00, 7 May 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's semi-funny, but I guess only one may survive... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:56, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. That made me annoyed. Isn't this site supposed to make people laugh? -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:48, 8 May 2011
  3. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. This is annoying. It should go away for its bad behavior. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 20:30 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 23:24, 8 May 2011
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Senses

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two paragraphs, made in 2005, time for this to die --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:10, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Two paragraphs" is awfully generous. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:13, 7 May 2011
  3. That's funny.

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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! This article has had ample time to reach its half-life. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:53, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Boy, and that could really have been a good article too. Someone should start from scratch and make it great -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:46, 8 May 2011
  3. Scared face.jpg It's so bad it's scary. This is so awful, part of it is going into my personal "Hall of Shame" that is currently under construction. Once finished, it will stand as a reminder of how not to write an article. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:28 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  - a secret, when I add the category Insomniac humor, it means, I almost VFDed it, but it was late and it made me smile. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:05, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Maybe redirect to Sannse?

Penis enlargement

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Nom Not that funny. --Care for a lick? Lollipop Care for a lick? - CONTRIBS - WRITINGS - SHOP - Now adopting! - 21:19, 7 May 2011
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Might be salvage-able, but right now it's a delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:56, 7 May 2011
  3. Symbol Burninate vote.png KILL IT WITH FIRE  --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:11, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG I think it should be nuked. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:50, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Ka-boom! -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:44, 8 May 2011
  6. Symbol Burninate vote.png Sterilize.  Yeah, that's quite awful. Besides, we already have scam letter for this sort of thing (which would actually make a nice redirect for this after we burn it). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:56 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Tab button

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. We've already got a slightly better article which was made close to five years ago and a gloriously sexy rewrite draft written by me. Plus this article is short, unfunny and badly written as it is.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:08, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  DJ Mixerr 19:32, May 7, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:02, 7 May 2011
  4. Nono.gif I don't think so. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:12, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 02:51, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Okay, now that's just bad writing.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 07:28, 8 May 2011

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Booooooooo!! What's this guy got against the tab button? I think a button that lets you skip a mouse-clicking step is very useful; I use it all the time. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:47 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Assuming that this gets deleted, is anyone going to fix up the alt I mentioned before or can we replace it with mine? MWAHAHAHAHAHA!--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:29, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
    I think yours is an excellent start, but I think it could do with a couple more subpages (kind of like do not click any links) and maybe some different pictures on each one. That said, I think your rewrite is hilarious! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:52 May 8, 2011 (UTC)

TERD

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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! What is this? More ICU escapees? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 16:42, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate! --EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:08, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. VFD FTW! DJ Mixerr 19:33, May 7, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:03, 7 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Looks like some idiot forgot to ICU this ages ago... --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:13, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Random and lists... cheery.

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  An article called "TERD," about poop, Star Trek and racism. How original. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:44 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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Happy Folk

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. In 2005 Gorillaz released a track called "Fire Coming Out of a Monkeys Head" consisting of a subdued and funky techno track playing behind a poem read by Dennis fuckin' Hopper. Most of this is copied verbatim from that poem. Most of the rest is penises added for so-called "comedy". In honor of Dennis Hopper this must be huffed. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Count of Monkey Crisco (talk • contribs)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:14, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 Uh oh H T D

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  1. Keep Quite well written. mAttlobster. (hello) 15:18, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. This is actually really good, sorry wrong guys. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:19, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! More articles to delete. This is another example of another bad movie article... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 04:06, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. It's really not funny at all. -DeathBySnowman (talk) 04:54, 8 May 2011
  3. Symbol wtf vote.svg ??? .......Okay, this makes no sense at all. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 05:01 May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Count of Monkey Crisco 06:37, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  5. What the hell?--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 07:33, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Nope --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 08:15, May 8, 2011 (UTC)
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  • No VFD tag? Uh ooooohhhhh --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:25, May 8, 2011 (UTC)

UnTunes:Endless Nameless

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  1. I don't know what this is, but it just seems bad. You decide.

1234 ~ 16px-Pointy.png 01:31, 7 May 2011

  1. It's supposed to be a spoof of a rather obscure Nirvana song by the same name. But you're right, it's bad. --Black Flamingo 03:12, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. where was the music? I didn't see no music, just lyrics, UnLyrics are not UnTunes man, this really drains my buzz, my wave is like flat now man. woh. --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:34, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. nirvana would be the worst band ever if every single one of their fans were as stupid as the author. fortunately, some cool people such as myself dig them so they're not that bad. REST IN PIZZA KURT COCAINE I <3 U!!!!!!! --Roman Dog Bird 04:36, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. I love it. Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:50, 7 May 2011
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:14, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
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  • You want real bad UnTunes try to find the music in mine, and it has noise even --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:34, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
    Yours is prettier.

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Alien Ant Farm

Score: 7
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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! Yet again, an article has escaped ICU. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 21:53, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Michael Jackson --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:35, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 05:51, 7 May 2011
  4. this merry group of fags will forever be known for doing a michael jackson cover. now smooth criminal is a pretty sick song, but really now, that kind of sucks. also, they smell worse than my poop. --Roman Dog Bird 06:30, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Bandcruft mixed with randumbo. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 15:57, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:08, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg NOPE --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 22:15, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Rei Ayanami

Score: 5
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think this might be salvageable. Judging from your description, it needs more about her boobs, though. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 21:30, 5 May 2011
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  1. Delete. Extremely annoying animecruft. Half of it is true facts about Rei told in a very informal style; the other half is mostly about her vagina. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:27, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I kind of like how the images are, though that's kind of stupid. The rest... kind of lacking of anything funny, unfortunately, though I wouldn't know about facts.

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  1. Needs a concept. It just seems like a ton of unrelated cruft about the same character. UN:N Jackofspades.png (talk) 16:21, 6 May 2011
  2. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. - Clearly I am not the target audience of this article, but is its target audience our audience? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 03:31, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I've seen the entire NGE series and End of Evangelion so I AM the target audience and I find this 10% funny and 90% annoying. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:46, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Sadly, Rei Ayanami must ASPLODE! DJ Mixerr 19:28, May 7, 2011 (UTC) DJMIXERR.GIF (talk)(contributions)
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King of Idiots

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Yukky --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 09:48, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:57, 6 May 2011
  3. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! How do these things keep surviving ICU?!? --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 22:00, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. sigh --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:11, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. And redirect to ChiefjusticeDS. (that was a joke, please don't ban me) --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:22 May 6 2011
  6. 180px-Symbol apathy vote.svg.png Meh. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:36, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--EpicAwesomeness (talk) 17:08, May 7, 2011 (UTC)
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Franjo Tuđman

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This seems to be a pretty good article, especially if I were Croatian and would get the jokes. But even as a non-croatian (my loss and Croatia's gain) I smiled if not guffawed, and some of the pics and presentation work well. Just doesn't seem like a VFD page to me, a bit too well done and with more content than I think of when considering deletions. A good find though. Aleister 13:37 5-5-'11
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Is there any real humor here? I can't find any, not even hilariously bad humor. It's possible that this will appeal to some narrow demographic. If someone can prove that, I'll gladly withdraw this one. In the meantime, all I see is utter nonsense and crap. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 08:47 May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I like the last .gif-image. It's not enough grounds for keeping the article around. Jokes should make sense outside Lithu umm.. Bulg errmh... Rumania That Eastern European Country, You Know! -- DameViktoria Heart anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 14:00, 5 May
  3. Well, it could be made to look pretty, but reading it was just... eh? Random, I suppose.

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  1. Delete It's not TERRIBLE, but it's also not terribly notable. I don't know our demographics, but I'd venture to say that the guy who helped free Croatia isn't a very widely searched topic. We don't have an article on Mustafa Kemal Atatürk. Precedent.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:10, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. was deleted but not so noted, ~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:16, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
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David Cronenberg

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  1. Delete. Apparently about the director who brought us "The Fly" and "The Dead Zone" in the early 80s; I know that from looking him up, not from the article, though. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:22, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Agreed. --Black Flamingo 21:26, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:28, 5 May 2011
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Double agreed Stupid, unfunny, listy. What a crappy article. --Wanna see a magic trick? 21:28, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Making up crap sure is fun.

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  1. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. I've always considered Cronenberg a visionary in film. Videodrome implanted some images in my brain that will never disappear. This article is just stupid--he deserves better. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:41 May 6, 2011 (UTC)
    I was trying to think of a Cronenberg film I liked, thanks for that. --Black Flamingo 16:27, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
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Muhammad Ali Jinnah

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  1. Delete. A barely comprehensible string of "jokes" about terrorism, religion, of course, sex with camels. Enjoy. --Black Flamingo 19:35, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:29, 5 May 2011
  3. It's bad.

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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Trying to read this, it occurred to me there is a link between Jinnah, Dracula, Frankenstein, Rasputin and a certain wizard from a well known fantasy trilogy that this writer has completely overlooked. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:58, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Ina Garten

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Utter shite and hate. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 10:28, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. Shitinate what has that poor woman done to inspire such unmitigated madness? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 13:24, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - I thought I'd say "let's keep it", but decided to just have it removed, so I can start off a rewrite off a blank slate some day. -- DameViktoria Heart anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:52, 5 May
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ha-hah... lesbian. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:49, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:30, 5 May 2011
  6. It should be decent when Luvvy replaces it, but no need to keep this.

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  1. Symbol Burninate vote.png BURN IT.  Bleah!!! -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:13 May 6, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. - This lady is familiar to us about fifty million housewives throughout the US and Canada, who elect to watch Food Network Daytime shows over daytime soap operas... So I'll give it a spin in my user space. Go ahead and exterminate it from mainspace, I kept a working copy... -- DameViktoria Heart anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 13:52, 5 May
  2. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. Looks a bit like the anti- 'kitchen goddess' Nigella Lawson. Go ahead Luvvy, serve up a treat for the bon viveurs here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:03, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. The article's lady is an Ex-White House Nuclear Policy Adviser (WTF?!), who bought a food emporium, befriended Antichrist and The Big O, got some books published, had a segment on Martha's show until she got a show of her own, and she also sells over-priced waffle mixes with her "brand-name"... Yeah. Sounds like something that could be worked on, without even breaking a sweat. Lawson would also make for good humour, since there are multiple parodies available, most notably by British mostly-all-female comedy troupe Smack The Pony... I don't know what Garten did to deserve the current excuse for an article, but its existence reminded me that it could be done, too. -- DameViktoria Heart anim.gif Grew up with a butler, cook and a nanny, she qualifies, doesn't she? - (Contribs) - (Talk) - (Block log) 07:17, 6 May
    I have no idea who this person is. I was actually expecting some silly reinventing of "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" (which would have been much better than this crap). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 07:22 May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol comment vote.svg Comment. This article would find a better home on ED. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:19, May 6, 2011 (UTC)

Orgie

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Complete Bunk. A really bad copy of orgy, one that is repetitive and nonsensical. Memey, too (bananas, Michael Jackson, Numa Numa, we've heard it all before). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 09:03 May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short trousered stuff. I suspect the writer is below the age of understanding what he is writing about. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 09:54, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Delete. --Black Flamingo 19:16, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:31, 5 May 2011
  5. I haven't heard it before. Well, not that I recall, anyway. Still not funny, though.

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100 Worst People

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Okay, this is how a list article works: You make an entry relevant to the subject matter then you commit two or three sentences describing that entry. These sentences set up a comical simile, spoof, pun or ironic contrast which we call a "joke". Venting your bowels and restating the capsule description of the subject matter is not a "joke". Single word descriptors like "William Shatner: Shit.", " Lady Gaga : Ugly." and "Norman Tebbit : Skinhead." Do not qualify as "jokes". Ambiguous, semi formed opinions like "Lil Wayne: Don't even get us started!" don't even count as complete thoughts, much less "jokes". Therefore, 100 Worst People, being almost completely devoid of "jokes" is not an "article" and should get "deleted" like the "fly covered pile of idiot's offal unceremoniously lest in the church pew" that it is.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:24, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. I thought I'd ICUed this... but it must have been another terrible list. Ugh...

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jackofspades.png (talk) 22:24, 4 May 2011
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  I love the furnace, so much... --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 22:33, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Scared face.jpg It's so bad it's scary. Per Count, entirely devoid of jokes. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 23:48 May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Ugh *vomits* --The best there ever will be.(talk) 23:49, 4 May 2011
  5. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. I even checked out some of the other lists, and this does suck the big unwashed organ --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 01:32, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  6. Delete My soul feels broken. mAttlobster. (hello) 09:50, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  7. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 10:55, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  8. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Eh?--Jokerman dance to the nightingale tune, bird fly high by the light of the moon...Respond 13:31, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  9. Exploding-head.gif --Wanna see a magic trick? 19:20, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. is this a record? this is a pretty high score --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:33, May 5, 2011 (UTC)

Randy Hardy

Score: 4
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. 75% lists, 20% mostly factual recounts of actual pro wrestling matches, 5% Teh Gh3y, 0% well written.--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:04, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. None of which is funny, I might add.

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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive!. Call in HAZMAT. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:46, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Seriously, that's just disgusting. -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:58 May 5, 2011 (UTC)
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UnBooks:Grue Defense: The Beginner's Guide

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All the shit memes you're sick of in player's guidebook form. --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:52, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Oh, looky... giant lists and exclamations and random crap! Yay!

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  1. Asplosionwarn.gif Radioactive! Everone knows that there's no way to defend against a grue, anyway. This article is one big list, too. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 01:58, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol Burninate vote.png Burninate!  Per Lyrithya. Now, use extreme sarcasm! (I should make a voting template that says that). -- Tinypony.gif Sir "TheSlyPony" Invariably certifiable. 03:53 May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. UnBook? not even an instruction manual for an UnGame --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 19:35, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
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Døømcröw and the Motion Captured Performances of Tom Hanks

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What's worse than an all wibble article? Wibble: The Musical! --Count of Monkey Crisco 18:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Uh...

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  1. Ugh.gif Ugh. --Wilytank can be a pain in the ass. 20:18, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Infinity symbol.jpg Delete Infinity. And the Hammy goes to: UnLyrics? --K evilLips MUN,CM,NS,3of7 22:10, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Thanks to this article, I lost four points on my I.Q. --Gamma287 Can you see the real me? Can you? 22:37, May 4, 2011 (UTC)
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🔒 World of Whorecraft H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. --Is it getting chilly in here? Yeah, you get awards now when you mock Lyrithya Frosty dah snowguy contribs KUN PLEB If I do good If I do bad 07:15, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Looks salvageable to me. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 09:10, 6 May 2011
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've done some clean-up and formatting fixes, so it looks a little better. Not that bad of a page, imnho, and could be a feature with a few days work on it. Aleister 10:51 6-5-'11
  4. Keep With a rewrite tag.~~ Sir Ljlego, GUN  [talk] 22:14, May 6, 2011 (UTC)
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  1. Delete. I think this was the Justine Bieber of WoW articles - an article whose unfunniness was tolerated as an alternative to the main article because at least it had a concept whereas the main article was just total shit. But then Gerrycheevers came along and turned World of Warcraft into a FA, and now this is just nasty week-old leftovers. Virtually the entire article is composed of listcruft. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 21:36, May 5, 2011 (UTC)
  2. Nuclear Explosion Seal.PNG Obliterate. Jackofspades.png (talk) 21:39, 5 May 2011
  3. Meh.

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