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This page is an archive. The contents have been moved from another page for reference purposes only, and should be preserved in their current form. Discussion or voting on this page is not current. Any additions you make will probably not be read. The current version of this page can be found at VFD.
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- Delete. Same deal as Alphabet (at time of writing), memish and random. This time even worse with quotes that talk to each other. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:15, November 23, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. Anyone who searches for this page deserves whatever he gets, including nothing. Starts with Bickering Quotations; ends with clear vandalism. Spıke Ѧ 01:06 24-Nov-13
- Delete. Redirect to either rewritten alphabet or alphabetical order. • Puppy's talk page • 09:01 pm 24 Nov 2013
- Do you insist? It only took me a couple minutes to track down and kill the three (junk) mainspace links to it. Spıke Ѧ 21:21 24-Nov-13
- Or protect the page. The title is a randumbo magnet, so deletion would just encourage re-creation. • Puppy's talk page • 08:40 pm 25 Nov 2013
- We have "salted" article names before. But the deliberate disrepair of this article doesn't convince me that no good article could ever be written with this title. Your Admins do try to turn new users beginning horrible new articles with titles such as "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz" away from the Dark Side before VFD is needed. Spıke Ѧ 22:44 25-Nov-13
- Delete. dumb, not funny, Kill. it now --TC02 (Chat with me) 03:11, December 5, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. It can go. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:09, December 5, 2013 (UTC)
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- Delete. Made up channel. Article full of Hitler memes and lists. No humour content and once lists removed, minimal content. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:46, November 20, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. Let's remember why we advise authors to avoid lists: They tend to tell the same joke again and again, and they tend to encourage bad edits (as happened again today). This article has a painless/brainless list of shows that might run on a Nazi-themed British television channel; then a list of titles with Nazi-themed puns; then a list of photos. Conclusion: It is easy (and humorless) to force just about anything onto the Nazi meme. Spıke Ѧ 18:50 20-Nov-13
- List. • Puppy's talk page • 07:40 am 21 Nov 2013
- Double delete. NUDGED, PLZ FLUSH DOWN THE TOILETa. --TC02 (Chat with me) 11:20, December 8, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. Listcruft that doesn't even have the excuse of being on the Worst 100. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 20:07, December 9, 2013 (UTC)
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- The idea is good as a parody of the History channel. It would work better imitating a TV channel guide.--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:53, November 21, 2013 (UTC)
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Thoroughly awful, unfinished listcruft. Needless to say, most of the worst ones involve ejaculating in the workplace. 20:36 11-Dec-13 Rescinded. Virtuoso reclamation under way. Spıke Ѧ 11:33 12-Dec-13
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- there seem to be dozens of 100 worst articles. They must all be lists. Do we delete all of them? If not, surely this could be edited into some sort of shape. A collaborative effort and we could surely come up with a few dozen better ones to replace the turkeys. I rather liked "my hand got stuck in the cornflake packet."Sog1970 (talk) 21:37, December 11, 2013 (UTC)
- Roughly half the items on this list need to be replaced. Another possibility is that the items on this list could be categorized, leaving some room for text between every ten items or so. More than ten items in one category means that category should be pruned. Right now, the Sexual Harassment Category and the Bodily Functions Category within this article need badly to be pruned. Also, since you mentioned that, Spike, I replaced #83 for you. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:06, December 11, 2013 (UTC)
- I admit to hyperbole, but your fix to #83 leaves #82, #84, and many others. I ask Sog on his talk page if he is up for the challenge, but you got there first. This would benefit from being steered away from the "Worst-100" treatment toward a less listy "Worst" approach as we did on Worst songs to play at a funeral. Spıke Ѧ 23:37 11-Dec-13
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- Delete. Memish, un-encyclopedic and not funny. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 23:03, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
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- Keep. Although this is based on a meme (Desi Arnaz, originally?), it is done reasonably well and taken in a variety of directions. The several that were in the direction of listcruft, I've now deleted. Spıke Ѧ 23:18 12-Dec-13
- I didn't hate it enough and it has some redeeming features, particularly the pictures. --Sog1970 (talk) 18:10, December 13, 2013 (UTC)
- KEEP!!!! --ShabiDOO 02:03, December 17, 2013 (UTC)
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- Keep. I claim it's barely keepable now. Do not want the Save. Spıke Ѧ 14:38 22-Dec-13
- Keep. (Formerly Delete) Spike is a hero for these changes. Thanks a tonne. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:25, December 22, 2013 (UTC)
- It is just one of the things we do here (the other more notable one being slash and burn). Spıke Ѧ 18:49 22-Dec-13
- ScottPat likes SPIKE! ScottPat likes SPIKE! --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 17:06, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
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- It's a typical citycruft article, with a mix of attempts at serious description (amateur travelogue blog) and listcruft. I am inclined to remove the worst of the listcruft and let the unfunny immature humor stay. I had several business meetings there in the '90s, and my thoughts often turn there (and to Chihuahua, Mexico) especially during early-season ice storms, but I can't really add funny immature humor. The "Keep Austin Weird" campaign is a straight advertisement, which I cleaned up at Portland, Oregon and will do so here. Not a word about Hippie Hollow, imagine! Spıke Ѧ 13:52 22-Dec-13
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- Delete. Terrible, unfunny. I can see what joke the author is aiming at and it is a good idea but the article is poorly executed and bores the reader. Could be done a lot better. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:45, December 23, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. Anton (talk) 12:38, December 24, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. A cat on a laptop (like Rolling your head on the keyboard and several other such titles) is an opening to wrap a keyboard test into an Uncyclopedia article, but the upshot is just junk. Clever concept but unoriginal; no skill needed nor evident in its execution. Spıke Ѧ 23:17 24-Dec-13
- Delete. --Sog1970 (talk) 00:08, December 25, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:34, December 26, 2013 (UTC)
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- Delete. Although an attempted good concept, this article contains 10 quotes followed by an introduction that rambles on about random pirates and a meme that most probably was taken off google images. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 18:42, December 12, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete.--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 16:23, December 22, 2013 (UTC)
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- Keep. Just rename it back to Caps Locks. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:39, December 26, 2013 (UTC)
- Keep. Needs a little more, but the new concept is better than a slavish "page in the style of the thing it's about." Spıke Ѧ 19:02 26-Dec-13
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- Goes on for way too long but the concept was good and succeeded, for a while. Spıke Ѧ 21:12 12-Dec-13
- Players: Nominate the page, not a redirect to it. VFD is to decide on trashing users' work; pointless redirects can be trashed administratively or at QVFD. Spıke Ѧ 19:02 26-Dec-13
- The link isn't redirected though. It goes straight to the article. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:22, December 27, 2013 (UTC)
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- Delete. An Anon writes a sentence making an analogy between Australian aboriginals and modern-day Australians. Uncyclopedians expand it to turn the sentence into a photo essay comparing aboriginal cannibals
and a certain Australian politician (that is, advocacy). A new Anon now makes the case at Forum:Anon objects to various photos and topics that the graphic photo of biting or eating human flesh cannot be allowed on the site and I cannot refute his case. The cannibalism photo is huffed; the article is wounded; put it out of its misery. Spıke Ѧ 00:28 24-Dec-13
- Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:11, December 24, 2013 (UTC)
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- Per Anton in comments, I've replaced the pic. lol. Aleister 13:28 24-12-13
- Per Aleister in the vote section. --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:32, December 26, 2013 (UTC)
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- The anon also complained about nude woman (horrors!). The cannibal picture is a loss, it fit the Corpsearian article perfectly and I ask that it be returned for that page or that all pictures of people eating meat be removed, censored, and burnt out of the eyes of this site. The "certain Australian politician" is actor Mel Gibson - thus the humor of the page, that Australia has gone from aboriginal life to being represented by a racist bigot. And advocacy is a Wikipedia term, not an uncy term. Aleister 11:32 24-12-13
- The article is wounded without the picture, yes. But is there a way to replace it? Anton (talk) 12:37, December 24, 2013 (UTC)
- Good point. Aboriginal pics should be a peso a dozen. Replacing is better than knocking it down and walking on it. Thanks. Aleister 13:21 24-12-13
- Thank you, Aleister, for working to repair this. It will be a continuing injustice to your fellow vegetarians that photos of sizzling steaks will not be prohibited content but photos of humans apparently biting the skin of a severed human limb will be. Yes, Anon's distaste went far beyond Wikia's rules and bit into legitimate comedy; he also continued so long after he should have figured out the role of grisly humor that it seemed like Borat asking that grocer 40 times whether separate bags of cheese were cheese. I will not retract my vote, though, because a stubby pictorial comparison of Mel Gibson to a primitive is advocacy, and the basis (an Anon's inept attempt to write an article) will always be an inside joke. Spıke Ѧ 13:30 24-Dec-13
- Merry Christmas Spike! And warm days. And you're welcome. I think the page is well satiric now with the two photos, one of bigot Mel Gibson, the other of the "primitive" (I lol when I read that, it may be the best humor of the page). And that was my favorite part of Borat, and it was on the extras! The grocer outlasted Borat, who was trying to outlast him, and it was hilarious. Cohen finally gives up. So anywho's, Merry Christmas. Aleister 23:25 24-12-13
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- Delete. The only comedy theme is to stereotype the rural/Southern U.S., with overtones of the 2012 election (being the well-worn rant that not to vote for Obama is to be a racist), and this one doesn't do it with the least bit of cleverness as we did recently in Southern United States. The final listcruft was just appended to by new Uncyclopedian Sarah Palin. The best way to discourage crappy edits is to delete crappy articles. Spıke Ѧ 21:50 4-Dec-13
- Delete. Sir ScottPat (talk) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 22:40, December 4, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete., this article needs a nudge to flush down the toilet --TC02 (Chat with me) 18:55, December 5, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 23:56, December 27, 2013 (UTC)
- Delete. Four votes and Jesus is called out on a technicality. Aleister 00:57 31-12-13
- Delete. Ha! Six votes! Sir Reverend P. Pennyfeather (fancy a chat?) CUN VFH PLS 10:55, December 31, 2013 (UTC)
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