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Kentucky fried Macca.JPG
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 Due to the success of KFC, there is now a new resteraunt (oh noes, I can't spell) called KFM, or Kentucky Fried Macca. This is an advertisement. Image credit: yellow-sub.net |
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Beatles without Pants.JPG
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 When Beatlemaniacs go too far... Image credit: Unknown. Sorry |
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Ron Paul 08.jpg
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 Ron Paul's brilliant campaign blimp. Image credit: CartoonDiablo 18:19, 12 January 2008 (UTC) |
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Waterloo_Baron.jpg
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 World War I ace Manfred von Richthofen, better known as The Red Baron, strafing French cavalry at The Battle of Waterloo. Image credit: Under_user |
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Bearded lisa.jpg
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 Stung by critisism regarding Mona Lisa's lack of facial hair, Leonardo DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa 2, which turned out to be slightly less popular than the original. Image credit: Kaizer the Bjorn |
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Behold, Penis Man in all his glory! Image credit: TommyG |
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SPECIAL_FORCES_1_copy.jpg
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 Following the hilarious success of the first Special Olympics held in nineteen-ninety something, the United States Government commissioned a joint-assault commando duo of two specially trained para and quadrapoligic gymnastic gold-medalists to serve as recon operatives on the front-lines for the U.S. Marines. Although this film lasts only three minutes, it has become internationally acclaimed by many disreputable critics as being an unparalleled masterpiece in Action/Comedy. Image credit: AmericanBastard |
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2nudists.JPG
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 As you can see, this picture -- the cover of John Lemonade and Poko Ono's album 'Abnormal Music No. 111: Two Nudists' -- has been tastefully censored. Notice the appearances of the words 'fart' and 'burp', and the 'smiley face' which is actually speaking. The psycedelic colours reflect the decade in which the album was recorded and released. Image credit: This image is the cover of 'Unfinished Music No. 1: Two Virgins'. |
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Channelsyze.jpg
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 The unusually intimidating trip through television channels is usually an acid one. Or maybe it's just Freeview Image credit: Gert5 |
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Bill Gates search.jpg
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 Bill Personally ensured Vista's search algorithm was as accurate as possible Image credit: Vista Help + Support, MS Paint and Minidido |
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MicrosoftMonopoly copy.jpg
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 Avoiding antitrust laws since 1995. Image credit: CartoonDiablo |
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 Mathematicians' attempts to divide by zero weren't a success. Image credit: RobbingtoN |
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Drumsticks.jpg
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 A modern drummer, demonstrating proper use of drumsticks. This particular drummer prefers to use one each of the "ice cream" and "chicken" varieties. Different flavors of each are known to produce distinctly different tones. |
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ShitCross.png
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 Found fossilized on the side of Mount Sinai, this is believed to be the first thing that Moses did after reciving the tablets with the words on them. This is truly a holy shit. Image credit: Zombiebaron |
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HoneyILostTheKid.jpg
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 "You'll lose yourself in this Comedy!" Image credit: CartoonDiablo |
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Vistaanytimeupgrade.jpg
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 Finally, the users of Windows Vista, for a long time the best OS in existence, get the opportunity to try an even better OS. Image credit: Inirapsag1 |
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Roosevelt and daft-1.jpg
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 The two members of progressive rock group Taft Punk, former presidents Taft and Roosevelt, suit up for their first national tour to promote their album "Industry" and a bill enforcing stricter regulation on food and drug distribution. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Why-tarantula-Demetri Martin.jpg
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 That stunned expression tells me that you are glad you got a tattoo of a tarantula on your face. Image credit: Modusoperandi |
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Xlbawy.png
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 Some crazy awesome photoshopping skills displayed here- I want one! Image credit: I think the guy who uploaded this is now banned. |
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Octopus O' wrath.jpg
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 Octopus O' wrath Image credit: Tha Machine |