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Ojc2 copy.jpg

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Bobby-orr-1.jpg

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Bobby Orr is seen here launching himself into orbit after scoring the 1970 Stanley Cup clinching goal in overtime.

Image credit: Gerrycheevers



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Evil George Bush Senior.jpg

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Deathplanet.jpg

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Another planet destroyed by the Death Star.

Image credit: Readmesoon



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HarryTruman1.jpg

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"Whoever handed this to me is fired after I'm done smiling"

Image credit: Cap'n Ben



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Spartan40.jpg

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Because 40 Year-Old Virgin and 300 were such great successes, why not combine them...

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Poolitsuprise1.jpg

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After it was determined that the picture of a flaming bag (presumably containing feces) was a fire hazard to all of Uncyclopedia, one brave soul fought through the protected pages to put it out. Sadly, the smell has yet to be extinguished, though most agree the smell isn't much worse than Spang's ponies.

Image credit: AwesomeGuy



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Captainobviouscereal.jpg

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A carcinogenic, nasty, and horrible wholesome, tasty, and nutritious part of your complete breakfast!

Image credit: InfiniteMonkey



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NapoleonBike.jpg

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And as the twentieth century rolled by, General Napoleon Bonaparte replaced horses with motorcycles.

Image credit: Japanese Lenin



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Horror.png

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Awful, isn't it?

Image credit: I Photoshopped this myself out of stock photos of the President and The World Trade Center Attacks.



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Bush1normal.jpg

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How 99% of the world views him

Image credit: Photoshoped by Autozain



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Indian ice cream cone.GIF

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Indian ice cream cone.GIF

Somewhat contradictory, but i thought someone else should notice the shape.

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Crowley Emergency Room.jpg

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Crowley Emergency Room.jpg

The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, following an unfortunate incident involving friend Victor Neuburg, the Book of Abramelin the Mage, two pounds of animal fat and a "King Dong" vibrator.

Image credit: Vitaloverdose



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Win and door.jpg

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In light of the failure with Windows Vista, Microsoft decided to switch to other facets of architecture with its latest operating system.

Image credit: Readmesoon



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Russian reversal for Dummies.png

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In Soviet Russia, dummies read YOU!!

Image credit: In Soviet Russia, loyalties demand YOU!!



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Georgiaflag.jpg

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The flag of Georgia, a U.S. State somehow located in East Europe.

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Russian reversal for Dummies.png

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Monk55.JPG

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Pie1.jpg

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Pie charts are both informative and delicious.

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Nascar Turtle.JPG

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And rounding the final corner of the first NASTAR (National Association of Stock Turtle Animal Racing) turtle race, racer 20 Turtle Stewart takes first place!

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