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BismarckRocks.jpg

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Otto von Bismarck with a guitar, obviously.

Image credit: Under user



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GOD Creates a whole bunch of shit!

Image credit: RabbiTechno



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What a rude carrot!

Image credit: Beavnation



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Idiotic Wikipedians like Jimbo Wales should go here to die. If they DID, then they would drown, which would be good for us.

Image credit: Uamhair



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We're no strangers to love.

Image credit: Zana Dark, and Iwillkillyou333



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Uncyclopedia's new anti-spam system.

Image credit: Cat the Colourful and Lyrithya



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Ornette.JPG

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Though a typical Avant Garde Jazz album, the cover art of The Shape of Jazz to Come effectively demonstrates why the music is as eclectic as it is.

Image credit: Maniac1075



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I whored this image

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Zombiebaron zombiebaron zombiebaron, zombiebaron zombiebaron. Zombiebaron?

Image credit: Zombiebaron 184



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ChiefjusticeDS and Zombiebaron: Two bad mo' fos

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"Wow that's a giant penis you've got there, sport!" - Adam West

Image credit: Batman



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This is what happens when you mess with Sophia.

Image credit: Typhlosion-123



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An artist's representation of a kingfisher and its prey.

Image credit: Sonje



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The situation, seen here, situating with his situation in the situation room.

Image credit: Magic man



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Isn't it just beautiful ;)

Image credit: Boris Johnson



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Newt Wizard.gif

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WOW! IT'S FUCKING RETARDED OR SOMETHING!!

Image credit: Mnbvcxz



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HOLY SHIT!!!!

Image credit: Mattsnow



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This guy is cooking something really healthy.

Image credit: MeepStarLives



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Preggobear stalking.jpg

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Preggobear is a close relative of pedobear. However, while pedobear preys on children, preggobear preys on fetuses.

Image credit: Sonje



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What Jesus and His Disciples were really doing that day before He went to die for your sins.

Image credit: Lyrithya



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Obama's New Campaign Line for 2012 Elections

Image credit: Magic man (Lucyfer & his friend, Wlado!'s idea)



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Yeah!!!

Image credit: DJ Irreverent



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HARDER!

Image credit: Shenanigans



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A skyquake?

Image credit: Bubbles Green



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Porsche Virility Show them all that you're the man!

Image credit: PuppyOnTheRadio



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It's a troll, It's a perv, It's Superchan!

Image credit: Xamralco



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CorkscrewAttack.jpg

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Left: An unwitting wine cork enjoys a picnic on the green, whence, produced out of nowhere, comes its most effective natural predator, the Common Field Corkscrew! (corkus removeus).

Image credit: MeepStarLives



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A Grue ate ALL of your browsers

Image credit: Bubbles Green



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I eat apples with Mike Tyson.

Image credit: Inebriated



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Ever elusive, the gelatinous cube has finally been captured in photographs by the writers of National Geographic.

Image credit: Splaka



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The Turkish Van is a recognised cat breed known for its unusual love of roads and driving around the Turkish countryside.

Image credit: Lyrithya



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FOR THE LOLZ

Image credit: GAMESPOT=666



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USAA+ USAA+ USAA+

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Bruce "Batman" Wayne demonstrates the proper way to hide from the dangerous moa.

Image credit: Videshi



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Excellent plan! Why didn't we just do that in the first place!

Image credit: My mom.



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Image credit: Socky, IWKY333 and Mimo



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The popular children's television series, Sesame Street, has been known to place erotic subliminal messages in some of their episodes. Watch this informational moving .gif to learn more.

Image credit: Magic man