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 A nightmare for the racially abused. Image credit: wallabee218 |
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 love in neopets,sigh,is so totally gay... Image credit: wallabee218 |
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 Also used by his opponent to incite a scandal:George Bush caught eating 'pussy!' Image credit: Wallabee218 |
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--Alexander the Great 14:37, 23 October 2008 (UTC)
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 The toaster is a ferocious predator, employing the "sneak-up-and-pounce" technique to great effect. Here, on the wide open plains of America's breadbasket we see the full ferrocity of this electronic killing machine, the slice of bread doesn't have a chance. Image credit: Necropaxx |
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BADGERS ON A TRAM2.jpg
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 The now-classic "Snakes on a Plane" inspired dozens of spin-off movies. One of the most notable was "Badgers on a Tram." Image credit: Llama-Llover |
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 PieSoup's bunny! Image credit: PieSoup |
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 Before getting into advertisements depicting romanticized American life, Norman Rockwell dabbled in the production of ransom notes. This piece was done under an alternate pen name for a business acting as a front for a leftist military organization. Image credit: PaddyAtkinson |
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 It's been said that dolphins are quite intelligent and sophisticated. Image credit: One-eyed Jack |
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 You can watch the wonderful land of Uncyclopedia, but you can't shag the sheep. Image credit: Famine |
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 Uncylopedians burning a man at the stake for questioning Uncylopedia! Image credit: Little Jimmy |
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 N00b Cena Image credit: Flutter |
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 Garden plant. It talks! Image credit: Insert image credits here |
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 Noam Chomsky: Barbara Cartland stud, postmodern pinko critic and someone we all want to hear from... Image credit: Walter Humala |
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 John Cena getting Hypnotized (Along with Randy Orton and WordGirl). Image credit: Flutter |
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 Bob Ross has just painted this himself for you! Image credit: Bob Ross, http://photicus.files.wordpress.com/, Photoshop, and Me. |