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Cycloglasses.jpg

Cycloglasses.jpg - -4 sticks in your skull ( 1 / 5 )
If you hate it when someone breaks your sunglasses into half, you will be pretty pissed off (or in nirvana) when you try out these single-eye shades. Image credit: Insert image credits here

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CrowleyVibe4.jpg

CrowleyVibe4.jpg - -3 Dildo-headed occultists ( 4 / 7 )
The "Great Beast" Aleister Crowley pictured at the Hastings Hospital Accident and Emergency waiting room, when asked about the incident he replied "never play sex games with the devil in the dark". The lighter grey was to make it look more authentic. Image credit: Vitaloverdose

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Lars.jpg

Lars.jpg - -3 wicked fro(s) ( 4 / 7 )
Despite currently being a thrash metal musician, Lars was a disco nut in the 70's. Much envy was felt towards him, as he was the only white kid in town that could even grow a fro. Image credit: LinkTGF

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THE SECRET.jpg

THE SECRET.jpg - -5 total votes ( 1 / 6 )
THE SECRET OF GETTING AHEAD IS GETTING STARTED Image credit: Insert BIG_DUKE

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Wendys Logo.png

Wendys Logo.png - -5 total votes ( 0 / 5 )
Image credit: Ranger Bill

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PenisBaron.png

PenisBaron.png - -3 Phallic Pilots ( 12 / 15 )
The Fearless Aviator and loyal member of the Armed Services, Penis Baron was shot down by Biggles in 1917 over Flanders where he ejaculated out of his cockpit. His remains were never discovered... Image credit: RAHB

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U-turnkey.jpg

U-turnkey.jpg - -1 super-extremely funny images ( 7 / 8 )
As many people are unaware that the 'Return' key is in fact 'Enter', from 2009 and so on, Enter on the keyboard will be replaced with a more simple to find U-Turn key. Image credit: Gert5

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Jews the revenge.jpg

Jews the revenge.jpg - 2 total votes ( 12 / 10 )
Just when you thought it was safe to watch a Spielberg movie... Image credit: RadicalX

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Happy Cow Large.jpg

Happy Cow Large.jpg - -4 total votes ( 0 / 4 )
I am a cow... Image credit: Krukclipsxcom

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Movie11 Spoof.jpg

Movie11 Spoof.jpg - -5 total votes ( 1 / 6 )
The ORIGINAL as shown in Japan Image credit:

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nesus.jpg

nesus.jpg - -5 total votes ( 0 / 5 )
The Holy Nuggetism Messiah Image credit: Nugget

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LincolnVStalin.jpg

LincolnVStalin.jpg - 4 anachronistic grapples ( 9 / 5 )
It's a smackdown for the ages as Honest Abe applies the Gettysburg Sleeperhold to Uncle Joe. Image credit: Under user

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Sting-the-messiah.jpg

Sting-the-messiah.jpg - 6 people who believe in the divinity of Sting ( 10 / 4 )
Feyd-Rautha Harkonnen goes to extreme lengths to prove that HE is the hoped-for Kwisatz Haderach. Image credit: Mister Otter

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support3.jpg

support3.jpg - -3 total votes ( 1.5 / 4.5 )
In the year 2010 humans believe they are too important to be used against each other in war to resolve conflicts. Enter the UAS; United Animal Soldiers. Image credit: Shroomulah

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HouseDVD.jpg

HouseDVD.jpg - -3 "doctors" ( 3 / 6 )
The original cast of House M.D. left much to be desired. Image credit: SuprXero

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Rawr.gif

Rawr.gif - -3 total votes ( 7 / 10 )
PieSoup's kitten is sooooooo cute. Image credit: Insert PIESOUP

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Awesome!.jpg

Awesome!.jpg - -3 total votes ( 6 / 9 )
Photoshop shows its superiority over MS Paint. Image credit: Shroomulah

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May Slim Fast 3.jpg

May Slim Fast 3.jpg - -6 total votes ( 1 / 7 )
When true love comes... Image credit: AdvancedK9

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Carbraille2.jpg

Carbraille2.jpg - 3 total votes ( 10.5 / 7.5 )
The blind are able to drive much more safely now that road signs are also printed in braille. Image credit: Gneomi

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Nooooo Wikia.jpg

Nooooo Wikia.jpg - -3 people killed by Wikia ( 4 / 7 )
Uncyclopedia.wikia.com? How about whoreoutthefunny.wikia.com? Image credit: User:Colin "All your base" Heaney