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Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD
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| Deletion Policy |
| QuickVFD Intensive Care Unit |
| del log |
This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.
- If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
- In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
- It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.
Notes for posting:
- VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
- Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
- Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
- Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
- Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
- List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example,
{{redirect|Stupid page}} - If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with
Old version(s) ofor explain in other ways. - Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
- To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example:
[[:Category:Name]]or[[:Image:p0rn.png]] - If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
Notes for Administrators:
- Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
- Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
- If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
- When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.
How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):
- Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They
can't write worth crapwrite a lot of crap but it's usually not funny. - Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.
Today's date is May 3. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.
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Category:1984 (I didn't realize that the category already existed)
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