Uncyclopedia:QuickVFD

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This is where you can put pages that are so blatantly crappy that they don't need to go through a long voting process to be deleted. This includes pages that are just one unfunny sentence, and pages that are plagiarized (include a link to the original source). The goal of QuickVFD is that pages here will be deleted on the same day that they are posted.

If the article is not quite delete-on-sight (and less than a week old) use the {{ICU}} template, but make sure that you know how to use ICU correctly by fully reading the instructions.
In some cases, a collection of short stubs (such as a large group of short, individual city or regional descriptions for one country) can be combined to create one new article.
It may also be possible to add the content from a very short article to another article on a similar subject.

Notes for posting:

VFD rules still apply: Uncyclopedia:Deletion Policy
Because of the nature of QuickVFD, you should not add any type of template or notice to the page.
Put the newest pages at the top of the section for the day that you post, with a space at the beginning of each line to make a box around them.
Try to keep discussion out of the box, by not putting a space at the beginning of the line.
Do not sign QVFD nominations. It just takes up space and annoys people.
List redirects using {{redirect}}. For example, {{redirect|Stupid page}}
If requesting old versions of images be deleted, make it clear you do not want all revisions deleted. Prefix with Old version(s) of or explain in other ways.
Please don't add articles with expired NRV/ICU tags to this page; it has a separate process and putting it here is just clutter. Instead, bother some admin to do some maintenance.
To ask for categories or images to be deleted, precede the entry with a colon. This keeps this page from being added to the category, or keeps the image from being displayed on this page. For example: [[:Category:Name]] or [[:Image:p0rn.png]]
If you are neither an administrator nor a designated poopsmith, do not remove anything from QVFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.

Notes for Administrators:

The QVFD process

Remember to check the page's history before deleting.
Because the goal is to keep things quick, signing after deletion is not necessary.
If you keep a page, please note why it was kept - (stubbed), (ICU), (Expand), etc.
When you are done, place {{QVFD checked}} at the top of the box.

How to quickly find QVFDable articles (using special pages):

Check all the new pages by anonymous users. They ~~can't write worth crap~~ write a lot of crap but it's usually not funny.
Check Special:NewPages. A lot of the most recent stuff will be crap.

Today's date is December 22. If a header does not already exist for this day, please create one. If this day does not exist, don't bother.

January 31[edit]

 File:The Who 2014.JPG: replaced with higher quality

Dec 11[edit]

 User:Ojuqplasta/Praey_for_the_gods 
 Ojuqplasta/Praey_for_the_gods
 Uncyclopedia:/Praey_for_the_gods 
 (Got it wrong when trying to "publish" the article after several years, so I'm putting these useless redirects here for them to be      deleted)

May 25[edit]

 User:Nomine_Ex_Nihilo:Header
 UnTunes:Bromine

May 24[edit]

 Category:1984 (I didn't realize that the category already existed)

May 11[edit]

User:Kiko4564/HowTo:Become Sysop On Encyclopedia Dramatica

May 10[edit]

User:Lord Foog the 2st/UnNews:Disney braces for invasion: I guess it can't be fixed

May 7[edit]

 HowTo:Become Sysop On Encyclopedia Dramatica

October 9[edit]

User:OnePunch/2022/1
User:OnePunch/2021
User talk:OnePunch/2022/2
User:OnePunch/2022/2

September 19[edit]

User:OnePunch/bibliography
User:OnePunch/bibliography/all
User:OnePunch/bibliography/other
User:OnePunch/bibliography/ToDoList
User:OnePunch/bibliography/UnNews

September 15[edit]

Kane Allen
File:SZNZAutumnPromo.gif

August 3[edit]

File:SpiritRadio.gif

July 15[edit]

User:OnePunch/bibliography/BestOf: useless

June 16[edit]

File:Goey desidious.jpg: unneeded
File:Rbflag3.jpg: unneeded
File:Rbflag2.jpg: unneeded

June 3[edit]

Storm trooperS: don't need anymore

May 2[edit]

User:OnePunch/Test Templates: not needed anymore

April 30[edit]

User:OnePunch/bibliography/articles2022
User:OnePunch/bibliography/articles2021
User:OnePunch/bibliography/Weezer
User:OnePunch/bibliography/StarWars

April 2[edit]

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