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🔒 Cheeselen H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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Sam and Max

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F-bomb

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Comments The ending section sounds too much like nonsense. I like the concept though.Simsilikesims 09:09, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Malakas

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Shirley Partridge

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  • delete. 2005cruft. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:00, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Just doesn't matter. --mrmonkey72 03:03, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill And I think I'll kill Gerry for not adding these all at once. With just one edit. Even though it's far more effective. And doesn't cause a bunch of edit conflicts. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 03:06, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • needs2die mehzorz Chocolate Rain 03:15, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:35, Jul 28
  • Delete -RAHB 14:14, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Queen of England

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  • delete. mostly pointless trivia. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:51, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate Random. --mrmonkey72 03:02, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill There isn't anything worth keeping. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:30, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Liz Windsor is a bit better. I like the dissolve aspirins line, but other than that... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:33, Jul 28
  • Wot wot -RAHB 14:12, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Just stop for a second here... this looks like (granted, very conservative) upper class humour to me. Shouldn't we humour that 0.1% of the British population? No. Put it into Room 101. It's too weak and Liz Windsor is better.-- Hindleyite Converse 14:19, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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🔒 The touch eachother song H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. You people have no soul. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 15:17, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep. Syndrome, vote in the way feel right. If you don't think something should be deleted, vote keep. An abstain is as useless as a condom machine in the Vatican. Modus, I touch myself, I want you to know it... Oh, you already knew that. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:37, Jul 27
  • Strong Fror --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:49, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • If only the photo of Sycamore as a child this article is worth keeping. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • k33p Which one, the PedoBear? Chocolate Rain 23:04, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • weak keep. i didn't find this all that funny, but i bet a lot of people would find it hilarious. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:41, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Ok This article somehow touched my heart. The court case is in 3 days. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 13:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Strong DUH  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 17:19 Jul 28, 2008
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. That is indeed the best picture ever, and it's certainly better when taken out of context, but deleting the context? --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:38, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • MrN, I abstained because I didn't actually read the article. I guess I should have used {{Comment}} instead, but comments are for waifs who can't make up their mind. I ABSTAIN FIRMLY with RESOLUTION. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 22:11, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
    • I'm thinking of changing to abstain myself actually... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:09, Jul 27

Laser kittens

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Commander Sisko

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Beer Index

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  • Delete. Facts? Seriousness? Not on this website, thank you very much! --mrmonkey72 02:50, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Why nominate if you're gonna abstain, Gerry? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:53, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete. i don't remember my reasoning for nomming without voting, but i think it was something like not wanting to look stupid, which i did anyway. mission accomplished! SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:29, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Why so serious? (Guess who finally saw the Dark Knight at the weekend?)
  • Delete. Not terrible, but I'm not fighting for it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:43, Jul 28
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  • nom. not totally sure about this one, but the talk page admits that the article is 'dead serious'. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)

Belgrade

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  • delete. much of this article is not in english, the rest is pretty much redlinks. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate Poorly written and unfunny. --mrmonkey72 02:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Ain't getting better. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 02:51, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. Badly written, not funny, badly formatted in places, and just no good. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:33, Jul 28
  • Delete. "It Suxs balls" without the funny involved in actually sucking balls. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:39, Jul 28
  • Patent Nonsense.It might work on Illogicopedia. Simsilikesims 09:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Red war

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  • Delete Poorly written history lesson. -RAHB 01:32, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Speaking of poorly written, you do know the first season of Freakazoid is coming out on DVD this Tuesday, right RAHB? Or have you already acquired it through other means? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:59, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:11, Jul 28
  • delete. that image smack in the middle of that paragraph might be the worst formatting i've ever seen. and i once pee reviewed this.

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  • Exterminate It hurts my eyes to look at, and who cares? --mrmonkey72 02:47, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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The Fax Machine Monster of Basildon

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  • Delete Related to the article below. Similarly, created by an IP, not funny, and probably vanity. -RAHB 01:21, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:44, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete More odd than funny. Brings back bad memories too... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:09, Jul 28
  • delete. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:24, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate Neither of these articles matter. --mrmonkey72 02:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Roger Hinds

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  • Delete I suspect this to be vanity. Either way, it's boring and not funny. I'm not going to bother to search for it. -RAHB 01:19, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Unfunny. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 01:43, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It's not vanity. I have actually used SSADM (regrettably). Tis pants though. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 02:05, Jul 28
  • pants as per MrN. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:24, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Exterminate Uninteresting and unfunny. --mrmonkey72 02:45, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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Callisto

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Digital spy

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  • Keep - It's a new article and as such needs time to see what it can become. Sonic states as fact that there is no hope for improvement, that is not fact, it's opinion and his wording is misleading. There are many articles on here that do not make me chuckle, should I mark all of them for deletion or recognise that others have a different sense of humour than I do? Brown trousers 15:52, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Keep - I believe Sonic has personal reasons (I believe he is a member of the site being parodied) for marking the article for deletion and as such do not believe there is any validity to his request for deletion. I am currently working on making improvements to the article, despite heavy vandilism which I hope will cease soon. Somebody posted a link to the original article on the website in question and there were several who thought it very funny, there will always be people who find something unfunny, but that is the beauty of humour, if we all liked the same things we'd be very boring. Eternal Life 16:03, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Weak Keep He wants to work on it. Go ahead. Have a deadline though. Standard procedure. -RAHB 00:57, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete - Unfunny vanity article with no hope for improvement. It's only the second article which didn't make me chuckle. The other article was one I started. Sonic 15:44, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • D31337 - Per cunts Chocolate Rain 20:06, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Whatever. And Eternal Life? C'mon niggs, y u gots 2 bee liek dat? --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 23:19, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Definitely vanity. Plus, I saw this little edit. I'm assuming bad faith. There's nothing funny about this, either way. And Brown Trousers, yes, please do that. That'll make my job of searching for crap on Uncyclopedia far easier. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 23:21, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • strongest possible delete. author removing ICU tag? vanity? vandalism? drama on the VFD nom page? this is one of those articles that we need Zombiebaron to come across in a dark alley. SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 00:49, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. After seeing that the ICU tag I suggested had been added and then promptly removed without change by the author, I've got to change my vote. Also, Mr. N damaged my self esteem and I'm susceptible to peer pressure. But it's mostly the first reason. --mrmonkey72 00:55, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Removing an ICU tag without change loses you about 500 points in the "keep" category, and and gains about 1000 inthe "delete" category. -RAHB 01:52, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Per RAHB (but they gain a few points because the ICU tag was used improperly), and per the fact that the author hasn't worked on it since voting on this nom. I assure you that MrN9000's "Digital Pants" is far better than whatever was there before. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 05:28, 28 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Comments To the guys who want this kept... I suggest you add some more funny to it pronto. The other VFD voters will be along in a bit, and they tend to vote delete just for the hell of it. You want it kept, make it better fast. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 16:42, Jul 27
  • Comments It's not that important to me for it to be kept, I was just pointing out that little cunt Sonic's blatant bias. Twats like that take the fun out of the net. Eternal Life 17:48, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
I suggest you go and sit in a calm dark room for a few hours. I can tell you that generating un-necessary drama over a page like this is more likely to get it deleted. We also, don't really care that much about this article, and the kind of behaviour you are displaying is likely to encourage voters to vote delete. Why not go and give sonic a nice big hug eh? I'm sure he would like it... Cunt. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:59, Jul 27
  • Comments I'm going to abstain from voting on this due to the report of vandalism on the page, but it is fairly random and not particularly worth keeping. If it stays kept, I recommend that it have an ICU or Rewrite stuck on it. The preceding unsigned comment was added by Mrmonkey72 (talk • contribs)
Oww you coward Mrmonkey72! An abstain is about as useless as an solar powered torch, or an inflatable dartboard. You can always check the history for vandalism, and should always anyway really to be sure... I however will be abstaining from this vote. :-) I edited this a bit (mostly to remove some moderate cyber whatsit stuff), so I can't really get involved... Please vote chaps! MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 23:06, Jul 27

Linguist

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Documenterrier

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Zurich Institute for Greater Musical Fondling

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Webcest

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Chao

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  • Keep We should because they are cute creatures --MRKN 21:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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What G.A.Y.?

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The Dance (Within Temptation EP)

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Jane's Addiction

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Mephiles the Hedgehog

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UnNews:Sonic the Hedgehog Hanged

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Sonic the hedgehog (2006 game)

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Vanilla the Rabbit

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  • Keep We should leave it up, because we should. --MRKN 21:46, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Delete I think the first two lines sum it all up pretty well.... --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:19, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I could not find any real attempt at funny with the exception of the bizarreness of the thing, which is a shame as the author has obviously put a lot of effort into working on something which is not really suitable for Uncyclopedia. Sorry man. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:26, Jul 26
  • Kerkill Sorry Mr. T, no fool will fix it up. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:50, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete Not necessary. --mrmonkey72 23:59, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 01:16, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Comment: "We should leave it up, because we should." That's the best reasoning that I've ever heard, EVER. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 21:44, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • RELAX Gentlemen... Let's just vote on these without too much banter can we? We are talking about deleting an article which someone has put a fair amount of effort into... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 21:51, Jul 26
  • Comment: Too bad there's no Sonic wiki, it's obviously a popular topic for crappy articles...

Blaze the Cat

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  • Delete Another Sonic article, except I have no idea who this is. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:19, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I could not find any real attempt at funny with the exception of the bizarreness of the thing, which is a shame as the author has obviously put a lot of effort into working on something which is not really suitable for Uncyclopedia. Sorry man. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:27, Jul 26
  • Kerkill Where, oh where, are the funny Sega fans at? --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:49, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete More Sonic material. Just doesn't belong. --mrmonkey72 00:00, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Vector the Crocodile

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  • More Sonic crap. And I quote, "Vector gets his balls kicked". --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 17:19, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I could not find any real attempt at funny with the exception of the bizarreness of the thing, which is a shame as the author has obviously put a lot of effort into working on something which is not really suitable for Uncyclopedia. Sorry man. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 17:28, Jul 26
  • Kerkill Like I said before, we have no good Sonic articles... I've read them all. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 20:40, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. These are all very similar in content. --mrmonkey72 00:01, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete -RAHB 00:46, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
  • delete Vector should have his balls (and the rest of him) deleted --Kurgan's Back. Prepare to get pwned. (Unless you are Chuck Norris)Confederate Navy Jack.svg 01:18, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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Down by the bay

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Universe in Your Head

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  • Export to Illogicopedia. -RAHB 23:18, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Enterprise Classifications

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  • Keep I had to decide today if I installed Enterprise or Standard actually... It's worth hanging onto I think... MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 15:55, Jul 25
  • Keep. Developer-cruft is my favorite kind of cruft. Developers, developers, developers, developers. Developers, developers, developers, developers. Developers, developers, developers, developers. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:36, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Not that bad Not as bad as other crap that has been put on here. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:50, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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Prose

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Worcestershire

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Slaughterhouse-5

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  • Delete Apparently "This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject" Um? ... You might think that, I could not possibly comment. (Only UU will get that, maybe) MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 13:31, Jul 26
  • Delete It gives me great pleasure to vote to delete on this occasion. YouFang 16:35, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:57, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 16:25, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill My friend told me he really liked this book. If it's written this way, my friend clearly has a bad choice in literature. Which confuses me because he likes J.D. Salinger... Salinger is great. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 21:47, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete This looks like sandbox material... --mrmonkey72 00:03, 27 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Just in case anybody is wondering, it's not really written in the style of the book. Just because one writes "so it goes" a bunch of times does not mean any parody is occurring. YouFang 16:35, 26 July 2008 (UTC)

Unavoidable circumstances

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King eagle

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Temperance movement

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Jimmyeiatizm

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  • While I agree that it's senseless vanity and an extremely bad page, it's still in the ICU. I think all we can do is wait until next Friday, when it will be deleted. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 20:58, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just senseless vanity, clearly a stupid inside joke. Was in ICU but obviously has no potential.--mrmonkey72 20:43, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Shouldn't have been ICUed. Had I seen it, I'd of QVFDed. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:43, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I don't see any reason to stick by the rulebooks in the case. This article is irredeemable, and by debating about it and swapping templates on it we're only extending its life. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 06:20, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete It has had 7 days from the ICU with no improvement at all. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:14, Jul 26
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.--Sycamore (Talk) 13:59, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Total shite Won't improve --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent OZ! Noobaward.jpg Wotm.jpg Unbooks mousepad.PNG GUN.png 16:48, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
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  • Should be deleted + ICU = Abstain -RAHB 22:51, 25 July 2008 (UTC)

Category:New

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Knuckles the Echidna

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Rouge the Bat

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  • No fucking explanation needed. --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:10, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • O_o um... I can't say I haven't been around the internet long enough to come upon the kind of images on this page before, and I can't say they particularly disturb me. But seriously, Uncyclopedia is not a furry porn repository. Take that shit to whatever fetish wiki you wish, but not here. -RAHB 22:54, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • What the fuck? There are more of them?? Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 23:01, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. No explanation needed. --mrmonkey72 23:55, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Kerkill Sonic/Furrycruft. --MegaPleb Dexter111344 Complain here 04:46, 26 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:17, Jul 26
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Category:People who are not Adolf Hitler

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  • Dlt The main reason I'm VFDing this is to annoy Dexter, plus Cajek said he'd give me candy. I like candy. --Pleb SYNDROME CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!) 17:39, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Delete I spent several intense seconds trying to think of something funny that could go in that category. There is nothing. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 17:46, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Adolf Hitler and two other users are not Adolf Hitler. Hilarious. --mrmonkey72 20:45, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Hitler lol --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 22:18, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Bah -RAHB 22:26, 25 July 2008 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 09:15, Jul 26
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