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🔒 Mr winkler is COOL H Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Ah, not another shitty vanity Mr winkler article. Unlike other spinoffs, this is NOT funny--Æ 18:02, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
It's not a spins of AE. Lok who rote it. MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 18:08, Dec 13
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  • Me no, but me stil hat it--Æ 18:09, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Voting closed. You saw nothing. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:17, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment just wondering, but why was this closed out in about 10 minutes after the nom?--Æ 18:18, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

United States presidential election, 1789

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🔒 User:Peer H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep How is it not a real userpage? Userpages are just where people can go to tell the community that a certain user sucks! And I don't think either one of these guys get on anymore anyway... Mr. Briggs Inc. 11:57, 13 December 2007 (UTC) Eh?
  • Weak keep. Userpage of a non-banned user. Granted, that user is inactive, but there's no real reason to delete it, is there? Unless americanadian complains, but then, he's not been active himself as Mr. Briggs notes. Mind you, I suspect no-one will miss it if it is deleted. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:55, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Week Keap I didn't know that Peer was a real person at first. -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 16:26, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Uh, hi, it's in userspace. Symbol keep vote.svg Automatic keep.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 18:05 Dec 13, 2007
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  • Procedural nomination (moved from QVFD). Not a real userpage. The article in its present state is an old attack page much like Fisher Price or Mr winkler is GAY. I don't want this to become yet another abused (and abusive) in-joke, so I would prefer to have it rewritten as something worth linking to from Peer, in much the same way we have 127.0.0.1 and User:127.0.0.1. My hopes for that aren't too high, though; hence Weak Delete as nominator. Pentium5dot1 08:27, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete and Rewrite Naturally, it needs to be rewritten to make fun of that guy that keeps kicking everybody on IRC. On another note, why is everything compared to Fisher Price, Winkler, and urineipods? Fisher Price is becoming less special with each passing day. :*( -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 08:42, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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United States presidential election, 1824

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United States presidential election, 1992

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United States presidential election, 1980

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Poolesville

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United States presidential election, 2008

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  • Hmm... - This event didn't happen yet, and thus is total nonsense. Let's keep in touch with HTBFANJS, eh?--Æ 19:58, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Kill. - MrN Icons-flag-gb.png HalIcon.png WhoreMrn.png Fork you! 20:00, Dec 12
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 00:50, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:05, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 06:37, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. As a general rule of thumb, most articles purporting to chronicle future events are poor. This is a shining example of that rule in action. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 13:25, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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United States presidential election, 1792

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United States presidential election, 1796

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Singing

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  • If the decision is to delete, could we consider a redirect to Music? Pentium5dot1 08:38, 13 December 2007 (UTC)

Ice-T

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🔒 lolcats H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Keep. This is getting repetitive. Just rewrite it with entirely new content, it'll still count as an article you wrote. It worked for me with Pillow Fighting. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:28, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. This is getting repetitive. Just rewrite it with entirely new content, it'll still count as an article you wrote. It worked for me with Pillow Fighting.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:29 Dec 11, 2007
  • Keep. It's not bad. When you write something better, leave a note on the lolcats talkpage asking if anyone minds if you overwrite this version with yours, wait a week, and if no one cares, copy yours over. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:16, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep it Alive Good Article if you write something better follow the instructions per Modusoperandi --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 19:31, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:13, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • delete. i realize this was nominated and kept a few months back, but its another one that i have a concept for that i'd like a fresh start on. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:10, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • I have no idea why this was kept, myself, but if it was, why not start your version in your userspace and move it when it's ready? --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:57, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
i have actually started throwing some ideas around in my userspace, i just went with the logic of 'if i had got to this article with the random button, would i VFD it?' if it's kept, i can always put my article under a different name and throw a {{whoops}} onto it. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 17:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Suggest redirect to LOL (no merge) until a rewrite is completed. Pentium5dot1 22:38, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

🔒 Door H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • for now - It has so much potential, can't we put a rewrite tag on it instead? --MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 16:59, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • It actually has some good stuff in it. ~Jewriken.GIF 17:04, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Clever, I thought.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:31 Dec 11, 2007
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Quite funny. :) Conniving 23:37, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Candycane.gif Keep -- Kip > Talk Works Sophia Commander of the Order USA! 12:31, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep if it gets bigger --MNM5150 21:42, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svgKeep It's not bad. It may be underdeveloped, but that doesn't make it VFD-able. --CUN RA Talk to me _ 04:51, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • delete. another article i have great ideas for, but would like to start from scratch. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 03:24, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Geez. That's some pretty abysmal formatting. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 04:11, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Ugly, unfunny stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:39, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:45, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete - It's not that good, wouldn't you agree? We can always rewrite later--Æ 19:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete I don't get the joke here and I don't understand what can be kept here. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 17:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:13, 13 December 2007 (UTC)
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Wolf Blitzer

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  • Delete. Half of it's a list and the rest is cruft. -- Paw print.jpg 20:29, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
    • Actually, it's not as bad as it looked at first. Damn skimreading. If someone could rewrite it that would be great, but that doesn't tend to happen often with VFD noms. -- Paw print.jpg 20:46, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I usually like to give articles with good ideas a chance, but I don't really see it in this one. Maybe I need new glasses.  Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize  writings  SU&W) 23:24 Dec 11, 2007
  • Delete --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 01:09, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. If someone comes along and wants to rewrite it, feel free to change this to a weak keep, but in this state, it should go. I didn't really see anything funny in it, and having to read that much text in the quote font makes me go crosseyed. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:40, 12 December 2007 (UTC)
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Fear Factor

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  • Weak Keep This one issn't that bad. It seems to be a better list thant others I have seen here. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:39, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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Golda Meir

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Robert Redford

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🔒 Great Permissive Dude in the Sky Who Lets Us Do Whatever We Want H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • BURNINATE! Pointless shit. MNM5150 23:03, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • Keep. Nomination withdrawn. MadMax 20:59, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Chuck Norris vs Jack Bauer

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  • D0 N07 Del33t - At least I got over my band obsession, now OblongLobster needs to get over his Chuck Norris obsession. - User:Slavemaster2 - 7:24 PM ET 11 December 2007
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Chuck Norris/Book

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  • Keep. Just the guidelines are really stupid. Parsat 21:15, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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This article does not fit with the spirit of the Chuck Norris article. People get very upset if you try and delete Chuck Norris/Facts even though not one of the facts are funny and they're available elsewhere on the internet.. I think each of the articles in the disambiguation should be deleted or not on their own merit. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:41, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
I know it's a little late for me to apologize since this has already been deleted, but sorry for not actually reading each and every one of those articles in detail. Pentium5dot1 01:29, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

Hyper Aids

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Chubby rain

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CrySpace

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--Signed by Elassint the Great Hi! 18:42, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

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Chuck Norris' Clone

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Common

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Kofi Annan

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Full Chin Alchemist

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Cactus

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  • delete. i want to write an article entitled 'cactus', and promise to write one one hundred times better than this.--SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 02:54, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • You could always just rewrite it, but starting from scratch is also good, and this article is shitty, so delete --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:58, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Unfunny, listy stub. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:29, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:44, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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Soulios™

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  • Don't get it--Æ 02:23, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Me Neither This is also a orphan article as there is no links there and is pretty random and stupid. --The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • delete. just disturbing. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:51, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Short 'n' listy. Random 'n' unfunny. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 10:14, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:44, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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Kiwi

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  • Delete--WillMcC 23:09, 10 December 2007 (UTC). I'm sure some of the NZers (myself included) among us could do much better than this. It's got bad MS Paint artwork, bad capitalization, and more.
  • Holy Mind that's an awful article. --Littleboyonly.jpg TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:26, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • 6....Trillion! --Aljolson.jpg Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Aljolson.jpg 02:19, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • delete. i didn't think it was possible for an article to look that bad. --SirGerrycheeversGunTalk 05:52, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. Random, ugly, unfunny, basically a terrible job. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 09:57, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Delete. -- Mitch Icons-flag-au.png 11:42, 11 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • Abstain - I can't vote against the deletion of this, but i can't vote for it either because this shit made me laugh, hard. It was the picture....--MajorMajor'GUN' Ggarfield, Le Marquis de Nofu .Complex! 17:10, 11 December 2007 (UTC)

Johnnie Walker

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Michael Ball

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  • Keep Yes this does spunk the scone. But is generates that little bit. mAttlobster. (hello) 23:20, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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Garapan

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Ray Keene

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American Kennel Club

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Florence Foster Jenkins

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Bon Jovi

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Pwn War 2

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Wikisaurus

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Egotism

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Norma Jean (band)

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🔒 REM H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • Merge the good bits with and redirect to R.E.M. unless someone wants to develop the 'REM sleep' idea. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:21, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Merged and redirected. Not sure what the procedure is now...we've got a redirect page on VFD... --THE 13:48, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • Del33t - We have two articles about the same band, and both of them are crap. - User:Slavemaster2 - 8:07 AM ET 9 December 2007
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🔒 R.E.M. H T D Survivor Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage

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  • I'm not a massive fan of REM but I don't think this sucks. -- Hindleyite Converse 13:19, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Week Keep not too terrible. I merged the contents of the other REM article into this 'un and barely changed anything. Not too bad. --THE 13:49, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep, but just barely. Could use a rewrite tag, maybe? -- Smallbeer.pngSpillin DylanSmallbeer.pngTALKSmallbeer.pngEDITSSmallbeer2.png21:14, Dec 9
  • Keep. Per Spillin Dylan. --Sir Under User (Hi, How Are You?) VFH KUN 12:00, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
  • Keep Not great, but not bad like Michael Stipe. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 22:50, 10 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • Del33t - We have two articles about the same band, and both of them are crap. - User:Slavemaster2 - 8:07 AM ET 9 December 2007
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One Tree Hill

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Rose Fucking West

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  • Keep --MNM5150 19:34, 8 December 2007 (UTC)
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  • Comment. The article is actually about real-life British serial killer Rosemary West, although I do think the article could be a lot better. MadMax 03:20, 8 December 2007 (UTC)

Prussian Blue

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  • Something as terrible and wrong as Prussian Blue needs an Uncyclopedia entry. This just needs a little conceptual polishing.--Count of Monkey Crisco 17:35, 7 December 2007 (UTC)
    • But the problem is that the article is currently bandcruft. If it were rewritten to be about the chemical Prussian blue, it might be an acceptable article. Pentium5dot1 05:37, 8 December 2007 (UTC)