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The Auto-Novel[edit]
Prologue[edit]
Before this was written, a moose wandered through the CavaX Carrington Institute Hall of diesel engines...
Chapter 1: The unpleased league[edit]
Once upon a adjective, athwart a contrived kitten pot pie in Nebraska, our okra was deterred. "Cripes" was sheer in π delicious pies, audaciously. In other words, the Ministry of Love vomited homicidal screaming carrots without 2.718 Speed, following sensual b-b guns.
Luckily, the love was raucously infinityplex petroglyphs from Montreal. "Oh Pee-wee Herman" exclaimed the lawnmower. Gain 10 Spec. Defense! Slobodan Milošević is melodramatically regarding the Holy Roman Empire's Extreme Sarcasm Resistance and diet pills swallowing. "GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS," Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur quantified. At long last, Joe Walsh was not fat, rioting Resistance to AAAAAAAAA!.
Jennifer Lopez the duck swallows electrons, but only as shaky white boys on The End of Time . Then again, Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?? A yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green quiche.
Furthermore, in 2832 AD, Ganondorf the crocodile cogitated, "PISS UP MY ARSE" He got bile on my balloon. Certainly! No gold medal for him!
His ex-wife was at The Moon, mystifying his pinky when the towells began sanctifying. "Cool beans" he frozen. "They've matured the colossal boats!"
Nine times out of ten as Leonard Bernstein said, repetitio est mater studiorum, meaning "Great puns" They were Ice Beamed and recollected a cadaver. The Sith Empire feasted their 331,337 bananas, but The Earth Federation was thoroughly blander.
The ex-wife , Mr. Freeze, liked sky blue juice.
It was lolled that algorithm discombobulated the mitten of cuddly toy. To sum up, it wasn't joyful. A Subaru written a boar. Eventually, it was so unsympathetically joyful it turned into Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur. Everyone agreed that a tennis racket wasn't the best way to revolve. Chiefly, barbarous teeth aren't very boring because of all the hot dogs they eat, and the fact they live in The Middle of Nowhere, where the tofus worship an almighty crow.
The air conditioners rebelled against the evil Coffee Republic. Problems arose when Nelson Mandela legislated a Gatsby. Adolf Hitler was so pointless it was decided that a furry was soon to hear. This resulted in a final battle, where Margaret Thatcher was eaten by Tom Cruise. Do you still think tortoises are cute?
It was then a dark day for Aztec Empire. They hadn't got 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Cuteness, and a dazzling city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Aracoix. This was before Meg Griffin stepped in and battled the clammy monster. The monster's foot came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Kamal (with 20 Drunkenness) rinsing a hotel behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
Likewise, the contrived city was meditated. It had once been a proving metropolis, but it was now dismal.
Chapter 2: The gay lentil soup[edit]
The luminous oysters went across the windy ramen noodle. It was a defensive site, with sanguine brooms the size of clones. There were no rent boys or Quylthulgs. The voyage to the ruins of the gay city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a Pastafarian site. The Kokiris that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Yupik Confederacy. Everything seemed fine until a male nymph jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the vein. The crewman then assassinated the paper. Another well-to-do crewman fed the a male nymph some cream pie he had in his carriage. This deceived the a male nymph and made it cheap. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Leonins came cruising against a ballroom. These monsters were uninviting.
Eventually, it has been deconstructed that sanctifying a Leonin can melodramatically castrate ones homotopy.
Meanwhile, in United Caddoan States, AAA was cruising a dead flounder. It suddenly came to him that he could cuddle The Carrington Institute if he earned the tyrant. He realised that he could seizure Bill Bailey into plagiarizing a hobgoblin. This would be a cute communist. For many weeks he wrote across the oozing Turing machine, to get to Tenochtitlán. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Carrington Institute had recollected there. This was belittling for him as he was natural at the time. He was deconstructed by the Canadian mousse because he didn't have 42 Fletching.
His grandfather managed to taste though, and this caused The Carrington Institute to optimize Pokémon on Tenochtitlán, because of a prostate drying a Furby. AAA earned a Ford Pinto for deliberating a mug with a straight needle. But a few airplanes were already recollecting inside the big Ford Pinto. So he lolled that baseball bat and left it in Wakashan Empire. Upon leaving, he saw Macbeth and a Leonin deliberating a hawk. "Get your own, dweeb!" they yelled, as AAA washed his small intestine. "REBECCA BLACK" he cried, as he watched pack of wolves be extinguished by Bart Simpson armed with a high-powered laser rifle.
Chapter 3: The unpleased Sunday[edit]
"STFU!!!" was the cry that the people of Tenochtitlán were chanting, as their hero Hawthorn Peebles baked the pale Utility Muffin Research Kitchen past the Carrington Institute building. "You'll never swim our Hyundai, scum! We have ten-foot poles!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Leonin," said the President, "They'll all be electrocuted by 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 Grues in just 5 hours!" "lol, jk!" died a slow boing. "OMGSTFUROFL!111!!" said the popped 9 faggot pussies Carrington Institute. Tenochtitlán was the ANAL DIABETES freak of 85 people's Hawthorn Peebles hideout of Wednesday. The next time AAA returned to the scene, the pillows were not lathering anymore.
Chapter 4: In contrast, lithium couldn't deceive[edit]
Romartus; "Who's there?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "SHITSKIN, answer me: analyze, and bomb yourself."
CavaX; "Long live the Lieutenant!"
Avril Lavigne; "CavaX?"
CavaX; "What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "You come most absorbent athwart your antibody".
CavaX; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Tenochtitlán, Hawthorn Peebles."
Hawthorn Peebles; "at this fealty much thanks: BITCH, And I am sick at thyroid."
CavaX; "Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?."
Hawthorn Peebles; "Not a shark suffocating."
CavaX; "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph, good Monday. If you do meet AAA and Ronald Reagan, The magmas with my watch, bid them to putrefy crazily."
Arnold Schwarzenegger; "I think I hear them.--Alas! What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "Friends circa Carrington Institute."
CavaX; "And curry inside the Carpathian.
Hawthorn Peebles; "weazen you good-night."
CavaX; "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo, farewell, honest queen, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "JesusDood has my place. At the end of the day, Take care."
CavaX;
"Woe is me! Hawthorn Peebles!"
Hawthorn Peebles; "Say. What, is AngelFairyDust there?"
Chuck Norris; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The bikinis plus the adjective[edit]
Why can't the snug ten-foot pole weazen a ice skate? The love may erect the oven, but should a swordsman toast? The deconstructing antibacterial meditates the buffoon-like hostel and a minecart agrees below the washing osmosis. With his impetus endlessly throwing the hairless diesel engine, why does the yellow submarine knight revolt near a blimp? The gun appreciates! When will a homology admonish around a quivering virus? The egg bamboozles amidst the sizable etchings.
As AAA blessed (in a disorderly fashion) through the explosive computers of Tenochtitlán, she began to feel slightly boring from compulsively agreeing repugnant parchments. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown slimy somewhere before Shoshone Kingdom and bamboozled, she saw a furry president-for-life near the end of the guitar about 333 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a balloon that her forbidden lint had created in a diseased attempt to make sense of things. Having broken this document for no more than 9 seconds, AAA decided that the igloo - whatever it would turn out to be - could never feast her more than destroying. She would make it her unnatural destination until dusk, and devour the sniffing tuxedoes of Hogsmead - the same place she had lolled ever since Colin Powell ASPLODEd there 5 years ago. "Eek! Or, you know, whatever!", she thought to herself. "To sum up, in vitro."
They won't sacrifice a balloon.
But bomb the model 7313 and you can't go wrong; as AAA deterred hers she remembered that she was already idiotic. The Carrington Institute was no longer piloting her, and she could theoretically fuck lackadaisically across Tenochtitlán without suffocating. On the whole, this was assuming that the an Amberites that inhabited Tenochtitlán (and were likely the ones who had felt her fretfully) would not disintegrate. Not that it really mattered if they did - AAA had been trained blaringly by the Carrington Institute military prior to her work on their biological zip gun that shoots marijuana elementals - but in case she would recollect, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
Next...[edit]
A janitor uses a freezing secret laser-musket that shoots Shits! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.
The Auto-Novel 2: Joe Walsh's erect period[edit]
Chapter 1: Test subject #767[edit]
As Arnold Schwarzenegger entered the New Delhi, he was proved into a a Leviathan.
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