Uncyclopedia:Departure of Fun/Auto-Novel
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The Auto-Novel[edit]
Prologue[edit]
Before this was written, a grizzly bear wandered through the CavaX United States of Mexico Hall of scrolls...
Chapter 1: The complaining contradiction[edit]
Once upon a copyist, from a dismal cabinet in Paris, our Weltschmerz was baptized. "Put a sock in it" was grue-like following OVER 9000!!!!!!!! documents, puzzlingly. Anyway, the Polish Inquisition abandoned rocks above 360 Haiku Resistance, aboard cosmic elephant guns.
Luckily, the apples was eloquently 1.5 sticks from McDonald's. "Oh Lech Wałęsa" exclaimed the disaster. Gain 11 Hunting! Dracula is coldly regarding the United Federation of Planets's Revivification and jellybeans raping. "PUSSY," Bill Bailey wrote. First and foremost, Macbeth was not throbbing, lolling Thieving.
Gottfried Leibniz the sea sponge lathers dog houses, but only under uninviting rifles on 666 . Chiefly, What is bought by the yard and worn by the foot?? A coffee colored apple.
On the contrary, in 806 BC, Darth Vader the kangaroo suffocated, "ANUSCAKE" He got cider on my Cadillac. Bugger! No box of truffels for him!
His grandfather was at Los Angeles, optimizing his anus when the needles began mystifying. "Beats me" he sanctified. "They've dried the alarming iron curtains!"
On the other hand as Simon Cowell said, grandescunt aucta labore, meaning "I like your shoes" They were disintegrated and rewarded a diode. The Asgard High Council sanctified their 300 virii, but The Asgard High Council was stupidly worse.
The cousin , Natalie Portman, liked yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green saliva.
It was rinsed that bazooka assassinated the monorail of microwave. By and large, it wasn't artificial. A fluorescent light frozen a nystagmus. Absolutely not, it was so thoroughly dark it turned into Wario. Everyone agreed that a bikini wasn't the best way to vomit. By and large, enormous bikinis aren't very sanguine because of all the bacon-rashers they eat, and the fact they live in an unknown place, where the pens worship an almighty grizzly bear.
The toasters rebelled against the evil Centauri Republic. Problems arose when Paris Hilton sacrificed a bowling ball. Stewie Griffin was so naked it was decided that a zebra was soon to balkanize. This resulted in a final battle, where David Beckham was modeled by Pervez Musharraf. Do you still think swans are cute?
It was then a dark day for United States of Mexico. They hadn't got 666 Eating ability, and a hairy city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Giggurath. This was before Angelina Jolie stepped in and battled the barbarous monster. The monster's skull came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Zanki (with 70 Ghost Powers) rinsing a cuddly toy behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
More than ever, the despicable city was cruised. It had once been a maturing metropolis, but it was now fanatical.
Chapter 2: The exotic monorail[edit]
The belittling iron curtains went across the windy eel. It was a retarded site, with flammable glycerins the size of sticks. There were no Skales or Kalphites. The voyage to the ruins of the raging city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a erect site. The bio-engineered locusts that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to The Glorious Land of the Great Underground Empire. Everything seemed fine until Michel Jackson jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the penis. The crewman then cogitated the attorney. Another emaciated crewman fed the Michel Jackson some cruton he had in his egg. This wrote the Michel Jackson and made it nude. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three space invaders came constructing next a lobby. These monsters were pugnacious.
Nine times out of ten, it has been written that sniffing a space invader can poorly seizurize ones dystopia.
Meanwhile, in Bangkok, Randy Savage was earning a cartilage. It suddenly came to him that he could golf The United States of Mexico if he modeled the frying pan. He realised that he could ejaculate Walt Disney into drying a glue. This would be a virtual rabbit. For many weeks he quantified across the slimy Hyakugojyuuichi!!, to get to cyberspace. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United States of Mexico had deliberated there. This was crazed for him as he was shaky at the time. He was legislated by the Narf because he didn't have 100,000,000 Max PP.
His cousin managed to implode though, and this caused The United States of Mexico to glug space on cyberspace, because of a encyclopedia feasting a babboon butt. Randy Savage optimized a zebra for navigating a daffodil with a dismal high-powered laser rifle. But a few needles were already rinsing during the buffoon-like zebra. So he beheaded that Furby and left it in The Sewers. Upon leaving, he saw Mr. Freeze and a space invader meditating a vulture. "Get your own, tardhorse!" they yelled, as Randy Savage broke his cheek. "WANK" he cried, as he watched Ewok be kicked to the curb by Albert Camus armed with a Chuck norris.
Chapter 3: The foul The day after Tomorrow[edit]
"i'm 1447!!!" was the cry that the people of cyberspace were chanting, as their hero Hawthorn Peebles sacrificed the huge liger past the United States of Mexico building. "You'll never write our rabbit, asshole! We have jellybeans!" cried their hero. "Unleash the space invader," said the President, "They'll all be buried in homework in just 8 hours!" "lawlz!" died a slow boing. "OMG!1!!" said the tackled 1 faggot pussies United States of Mexico. cyberspace was the WANK cheapskate of 85 people's Hawthorn Peebles hideout of Wednesday. The next time Randy Savage returned to the scene, the beach balls were not navigating anymore.
Chapter 4: At the same time, a rake can sell[edit]
CavaX; "Who's there?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "THERE IS A CABAL, answer me: bamboozle, and cogitate yourself."
CavaX; "Long live the Master!"
CavaX; "What can you catch but not throw?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "You come most joyful beyond your cutting board".
CavaX; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to cyberspace, Hawthorn Peebles."
Hawthorn Peebles; "barring this raid much thanks: FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD, And I am sick at iris."
CavaX; "Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?."
Hawthorn Peebles; "Not a hippo plagiarizing."
CavaX; "Now, now, good Monday. If you do meet Randy Savage and Angelina Jolie, The cockroaches amidst my watch, bid them to fornicate hardly."
Harry Potter©; "I think I hear them.--Pardon my French! Different lights do make me strange. Thus into different sizes I will change. What am I?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "Friends down United States of Mexico."
CavaX; "And polyethylene per the Brazilian.
Hawthorn Peebles; "smash you good-night."
CavaX; "Hello, farewell, honest oil magnate, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Hawthorn Peebles; "ManBoy has my place. To come to the point, Demon dogs."
CavaX;
"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! Hawthorn Peebles!"
Hawthorn Peebles; "Say. What, is IchBinFunneh there?"
Scooter Libby; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The mammary glands below the dongle[edit]
Why can't the erect dongle behead a peach? The cabinet may implode the flan, but should a garbageman wamble? The ablating katzenjammer throws the Nobel prize-winning cardboard box and a lobby fucks below the giving equestrian. With his xanthochroi nonchalantly plagiarizing the revolting queer, why does the gamelan dragonslayer vitiate near a stamp? The baseball bat appreciates! When will a tomato crinkle around a melodramatic mandate? The computer rinses around the naked hub caps.
As Randy Savage destroyed not very through the dark violi of cyberspace, she began to feel slightly coruscating from shoddily deporting zany boats. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown sacrificed somewhere before Guadalajara and deliberated, she saw a colossal leash near the end of the neck about 328,742 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a stick that her white hideout had created in a obscene attempt to make sense of things. Having legislated this tomato for no more than 4 seconds, Randy Savage decided that the railing - whatever it would turn out to be - could never toast her more than vomiting. She would make it her exotic destination until dusk, and mystify the lathering cockroaches of Venus - the same place she had feasted ever since Jon Stewart cruised there 5 years ago. "Oof! Kick butt!", she thought to herself. "All things considered, ubi nihil vales, ibi nihil velis."
They won't acidify an air conditioner.
But deport the model 4281 and you can't go wrong; as Randy Savage lolled hers she remembered that she was already contagious. The United States of Mexico was no longer quantifying her, and she could theoretically abandon distastefully across cyberspace without mystifying. On the other hand, this was assuming that the that thing in the back of the fridge that you thought was leftover meatloafs that inhabited cyberspace (and were likely the ones who had legislated her grotesquely) would not agree. Not that it really mattered if they did - Randy Savage had been trained lackadaisically by the United States of Mexico military prior to her work on their freezing radioactive phaser-raygun - but in case she would orate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
Next...[edit]
A cardinal uses a useless indestructible secret photon-flamethrower! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.
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