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The Auto-Novel[edit]
Prologue[edit]
Before this was written, a one of You have two cows wandered through the Simsilikesims United Earth Directorate Hall of cows...
Chapter 1: The dismal rifle[edit]
Once upon a treetop, besides a pocket-sized fork in Hiroshima, our roundhouse kick was expelled. "Come to think of it" was inept amid x mammary glands, noisily. As you might expect, the Banana Republic sniffed magmas barring 100 Dexterity, past Pastafarian shotguns.
Luckily, the adjective was not very 75 books from Hollywood. "Oh Stephen Hawking" exclaimed the Pyrex. Gain 638,837,874 Axe Skill! Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo is briskly regarding the Obsidian Order's Extreme Sarcasm and lightsabers breaking. "SHITE," Rupert Murdoch recollected. In any case, Jackson Leist was not defective, mystifying Dexterity.
Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur the sea star recollects leashes, but only circa wobbly leashes on 1812 . Most of the time, When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?? A Testcard taco.
After some time, in 2297 AD, Barack Obama the raven deceived, "FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD" He got lemon juice on my kitten. Not at all! No oscar for him!
His father was at Hogsmead, cogitating his eye when the twin blades began throwing. "Alas" he cruised. "They've cogitated the nefarious rocks!"
Likewise as Freddy Krueger said, adversus solem ne loquitur, meaning "I could look at it all day." They were annihilated and abandoned an air conditioner. The Coffee Republic dried their eleventeen virii, but The Spanish Inquisition was senselessly greener.
The cousin , Britney Spears, liked white digestive juices.
It was deceived that loser employed the hybrid engine of Green Lantern ring. In a few words, it wasn't macabre. A octopus rinsed a liquidation. For the most part, it was so brazenly charming it turned into Stephen Sondheim. Everyone agreed that a terrorist FREEDOM FIGHTER wasn't the best way to pasteurize. All things considered, pointless mice aren't very foul because of all the carrots they eat, and the fact they live in Stalingrad, where the papers worship an almighty sheep.
The sticks rebelled against the evil United States of Earth. Problems arose when Clara Bow felt a thumbtack. Margaret Thatcher was so incredible it was decided that a temple was soon to widen. This resulted in a final battle, where Dracula was deceived by Pope Francis. Do you still think yetis are cute?
It was then a dark day for World Soviet Alliance. They hadn't got 65 Magic, and a enormous city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Thoqqua. This was before Peyton Manning stepped in and battled the foreign monster. The monster's eyeball came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Gurog (with 1,371 Farming) destroying a guillotine behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
For the most part, the contrived city was optimized. It had once been a optimizing metropolis, but it was now homely.
Chapter 2: The moist scroll[edit]
The throbbing homotopies went across the windy lemming. It was a colossal site, with trusty classified documents the size of cockroaches. There were no Gnomes or Avens. The voyage to the ruins of the on the ball city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a natural site. The Chaos beasts that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to a gay bar. Everything seemed fine until a Myrddraal jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the face. The crewman then beheaded the bluejay. Another shaky crewman fed the a Myrddraal some liver and onions he had in his vector field. This modeled the a Myrddraal and made it luminous. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Squigs came breaking before a conspiracy. These monsters were clammy.
First and foremost, it has been lathered that pandering a Squig can crazily write ones air conditioner.
Meanwhile, in Rohan, Bozo was plagiarizing a Doppelgänger. It suddenly came to him that he could behead The United Earth Directorate if he deconstructed the Pokémon. He realised that he could meditate Fatty Arbuckle into earning a cuddly toy. This would be a transparent cutting board. For many weeks he quantified across the clammy roundhouse kick, to get to West Virginia. When he finally got there, it turned out that The United Earth Directorate had cogitated there. This was colossal for him as he was ugly at the time. He was sacrificed by the greater fiend because he didn't have 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Jump Height.
His groom managed to burglarize though, and this caused The United Earth Directorate to push clavichord on West Virginia, because of a babboon butt drying a pencil. Bozo pandered a custard for programing a air conditioner with a doubtful Nunchucks. But a few politicians were already vomiting via the spine-chilling custard. So he threw that kitten pot pie and left it in cyberspace. Upon leaving, he saw Tom Cruise and a Squig deporting a spider. "Get your own, jerk!" they yelled, as Bozo admonished his nose. "YOU WANKER" he cried, as he watched Wizard be cheated on by Joseph Stalin armed with a shotgun that shoots shotguns.
Chapter 3: The clumsy Thursday[edit]
"lol u suk!" was the cry that the people of West Virginia were chanting, as their hero Chimychanga lolled the jocular graffiti past the United Earth Directorate building. "You'll never duel our operating system, twerp! We have diet pills!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Squig," said the President, "They'll all be disintegrated in just 7 hours!" "HATE HATE HAT!!!" died a slow boing. "i pwnz u!" said the capped 6 faggot pussies United Earth Directorate. West Virginia was the I'LL RAPE YOU shit for brains of 40 people's Chimychanga hideout of Thursday. The next time Bozo returned to the scene, the homotopies were not feeling anymore.
Chapter 4: As a rule, an air conditioner wouldn't fornicate[edit]
Simsilikesims; "Who's there?"
Chimychanga; "CRAPPY, answer me: push, and murder yourself."
Simsilikesims; "Long live the Lieutenant!"
Simsilikesims; "Why are all numbers afraid of number seven?"
Chimychanga; "You come most poopy for your shank".
Simsilikesims; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to West Virginia, Chimychanga."
Chimychanga; "throughout this paycheck much thanks: KIKE, And I am sick at toe."
Simsilikesims; "I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?."
Chimychanga; "Not a chipmunk sacrificing."
Simsilikesims; "Take care, good Sunday. If you do meet Bozo and Kevin Federline, The tofus absent my watch, bid them to plagiarize completely."
Thomas Edison; "I think I hear them.--Jesus, Mary, and Joseph! What breaks when you say it?"
Chimychanga; "Friends plus United Earth Directorate."
Simsilikesims; "And nob toward the Peruvian.
Chimychanga; "castigate you good-night."
Simsilikesims; "Not at all, farewell, honest knight, Who hath reliev'd you?"
Chimychanga; "CoolGuy has my place. At long last, Well then."
Simsilikesims;
"Sure! Chimychanga!"
Chimychanga; "Say. What, is CoolGuy there?"
Wario; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The skulls over the classified document[edit]
Why can't the smelly glucose prove a Audi? The tempest may vitiate the lowbrow, but should a queen curate? The feeling tofu arranges the trusty politician and a aviator deters below the throwing Green Lantern ring. With his Oldsmobile fretfully sniffing the on edge Weltschmerz, why does the hybrid engine queen speak near a facepalm? The lint applauds! When will a plague incinerate around a beloved knickknack? The infinity annoys down the sinister delicious pies.
As Bozo piloted puzzlingly through the luminous books of West Virginia, she began to feel slightly exotic from peacefully cruising scanty glycerins. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown macabre somewhere before Terror Lake and rinsed, she saw a sexy magma near the end of the impetus about 845,948,426 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a lawn mower that her nail-biting devaporiser had created in a grisly attempt to make sense of things. Having ablated this keyboard for no more than 6 seconds, Bozo decided that the Oldsmobile - whatever it would turn out to be - could never wamble her more than earning. She would make it her grue-like destination until dusk, and pwnify the throwing mugs of Penutian Republic - the same place she had eaten ever since Queen Elizabeth II feasted there 1 years ago. "Oof! Presto!", she thought to herself. "By and large, habent sua fata libelli."
They won't disintegrate a ricer.
But shave the model 2448 and you can't go wrong; as Bozo absolved hers she remembered that she was already dazzling. The United Earth Directorate was no longer earning her, and she could theoretically masturbate insufficiently across West Virginia without giving. Above all, this was assuming that the a Nu Mous that inhabited West Virginia (and were likely the ones who had destroyed her nonchalantly) would not delete. Not that it really mattered if they did - Bozo had been trained brutally by the United Earth Directorate military prior to her work on their paralyzing ballistic shiny phaser-musket - but in case she would exorcise, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
Next...[edit]
A governor uses a electric prototype laser-grenade-launcher! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.
The Auto-Novel 2: Kyle Broflovski's pricey iPod[edit]
Chapter 1: Test subject #148[edit]
As Queen Elizabeth II entered the Chicxulub, he was quantified into a a Redguard.
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