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The Auto-Novel[edit]
Prologue[edit]
Before this was written, a chipmunk wandered through the Simsilikesims Obsidian Order Hall of homologies...
Chapter 1: The unpleased paedophile[edit]
Once upon a baby, absent a bulbous flap in Beverly Hills, our ricer was ablated. "Barnacles" was alarming absent 1,337 violoncelli, audaciously. Basically, the Ministry of Plenty cured magmas onto 669 Fire Resistance, with hideous high-powered laser rifles.
Luckily, the xanthochroi was with composure n bags of cement from London. "Oh Black Jesus" exclaimed the zebra. Gain 888 Mojo! Dave Chapelle is coarsely regarding the Ministry of Truth's Axe Skill and sceptres blessing. "CHINK," Jerry Jackson modeled. In any case, Wario was not macabre, deconstructing Fishing.
Chuck Norris the anteater beeps sacrifices, but only onto pricey bags of cement on The End of Time . After a long wait, The man who made it doesn't want it. The man who bought it doesn't need it. The man who needs it doesn't know it. What is it?? A silver banana.
However, in 1163 BC, This Guy the wolf DELETED!, "BALL SACK" He got white wine on my claptrap. Bastich! No Poo Lit Prize for him!
His niece was at United Caddoan States, destroying his zit when the tofus began deporting. "Okay" he vomited. "They've piloted the repugnant reindeer!"
Equally important as Chairman Mao said, in flagrante delicto, meaning "because people deserve to know the truth about what we suffer every day!" They were eviscerated and froze a boat. The Ministry of Plenty baptized their 0.5 boats, but The United Earth Directorate was frostily milkier.
The wife , Segata Sanshiro, liked coral white wine.
It was frozen that diet coke DELETED! the hot dog of glycerin. As such, it wasn't idiotic. A raid deceived a squibble. Generally speaking, it was so raucously bare it turned into Hulk Hogan. Everyone agreed that a zoot suit wasn't the best way to pilot. At long last, pocket-sized ovens aren't very spine-chilling because of all the dumplings they eat, and the fact they live in Southern State of Cree, where the t-shirts worship an almighty one of You have two cows.
The telephones rebelled against the evil Time Lord High Council. Problems arose when Sylvester Stallone feasted a shark. The King of the Internet was so homely it was decided that a piñata was soon to liberate. This resulted in a final battle, where Barbara Walters was swallowed by The Rock. Do you still think tortoises are cute?
It was then a dark day for Centauri Republic. They hadn't got 90 Video Game Addiction, and a enormous city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Virindi. This was before Jesus stepped in and battled the despicable monster. The monster's lymph node came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Bullhead Goblin (with Thursday Wit) vomiting a petroglyph behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
In most cases, the implosive city was insulted. It had once been a pandering metropolis, but it was now malevolent.
Chapter 2: The vigilant liquid goo[edit]
The foul miscellanious dead things went across the windy Nintendo. It was a contrived site, with wobbly bathtubs the size of iron curtains. There were no Bugbears or Skulks. The voyage to the ruins of the beloved city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a enormous site. The Lichs that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Zamboanga. Everything seemed fine until an obscure meme jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the ankle. The crewman then threw the automobile. Another obscure crewman fed the an obscure meme some banana he had in his mandate. This ate the an obscure meme and made it zany. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three Xoroas came lolling until a Rick James. These monsters were abnormal.
Likewise, it has been cruised that lathering a Xoroa can pleasantly behead ones dystopia.
Meanwhile, in Philistia, Jackson Leist was insulting a calculator. It suddenly came to him that he could hurt The Obsidian Order if he gave the Tanner Thompson. He realised that he could frack Pythagoras into vomiting a guitar. This would be a naked noun. For many weeks he destroyed across the cryptic keyboard, to get to Uranus. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Obsidian Order had agreed there. This was lifeless for him as he was contented at the time. He was sniffed by the Bariaur because he didn't have 85 Dorkiness.
His father managed to balkanize though, and this caused The Obsidian Order to give attorney on Uranus, because of a Green Lantern ring cruising a castle. Jackson Leist swallowed a zoot suit for lolling a killer whale with a erotic cymbals. But a few homologies were already deconstructing over the dazzling zoot suit. So he lolled that Mazda and left it in New York. Upon leaving, he saw Timmy Turner and a Xoroa maturing a whale. "Get your own, ugly!" they yelled, as Jackson Leist pandered his eyeball. "BUTT PIRATE" he cried, as he watched Wizard be transmogrified into a worm by Chairman Mao armed with a hard stick of gum.
Chapter 3: The charming Friday[edit]
"HATE HATE HAT!!!" was the cry that the people of Uranus were chanting, as their hero BillyBob sacrificed the ambiguous feces past the Obsidian Order building. "You'll never fuck our factory, douchebag! We have diet pills!" cried their hero. "Unleash the Xoroa," said the President, "They'll all be suffocated in just 9 hours!" "ur gay. lol!" died a slow boing. "haxor!11!" said the touched by Michael Jackson 7 faggot pussies Obsidian Order. Uranus was the GENITALIA ass bandit of 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313 people's BillyBob hideout of Thursday. The next time Jackson Leist returned to the scene, the magmas were not lolling anymore.
Chapter 4: Everything considered, a cowbell will derail[edit]
Nigel Scribbler; "Who's there?"
BillyBob; "FRIG, answer me: ablate, and convert yourself."
Simsilikesims; "Long live the Doctor!"
Colin Powell; "Simsilikesims?"
Simsilikesims; "What's brown and sounds like a bell?"
BillyBob; "You come most mediocre betwixt your freedom fighter".
Simsilikesims; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Uranus, BillyBob."
BillyBob; "of this lighting much thanks: CUNT LAPPER, And I am sick at testes."
Simsilikesims; "What demands an answer, but asks no question?."
BillyBob; "Not a pig deporting."
Simsilikesims; "Bastich, good The day after Tomorrow. If you do meet Jackson Leist and Timmy Turner, The search engines off my watch, bid them to assimilate gently."
AAA; "I think I hear them.--Come again! Where will you find roads without cars, forests without trees and cities without houses?"
BillyBob; "Friends across Obsidian Order."
Simsilikesims; "And communist down the Argentinian.
BillyBob; "hack you good-night."
Simsilikesims; "Been there, done that, farewell, honest umpire, Who hath reliev'd you?"
BillyBob; "IchBinFunneh has my place. Above all, Don't mention it."
Simsilikesims;
"It was nothing! BillyBob!"
BillyBob; "Say. What, is HarryPotterFan there?"
Donald Trump; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The lawn mowers underneath the cucumber[edit]
Why can't the foul microcosm geld a entropy? The boar may rebel the beans, but should a knight give? The pandering gymnasium argues the lazy rubber duck and a Republican proves below the feasting ostrich egg. With his armpit hair brazenly plagiarizing the mundane ribaldry, why does the electron cardinal delete near a evil secret Canadian mind-control device? The cigarette suffocates! When will a pen incinerate around a flaccid jungle? The Chuck Norris impersonator alerts barring the rhyming electrons.
As Jackson Leist deliberated starkly through the despicable etchings of Uranus, she began to feel slightly sheer from callously agreeing alarming cockroaches. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown lifeless somewhere before Phoenicia and discombobulated, she saw a charming card game near the end of the Kremling about 877,900 feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just an anvil that her enormous squid had created in a cute attempt to make sense of things. Having recollected this temple for no more than 5 seconds, Jackson Leist decided that the terrorist - whatever it would turn out to be - could never curate her more than quantifying. She would make it her homely destination until dusk, and hurt the bamboozling home theater systems of Stick Arena - the same place she had blessed ever since Sonic the Hedgehog abandoned there 8 years ago. "Ow! Pardon my French!", she thought to herself. "First and foremost, habent sua fata libelli."
They won't baptize a computer.
But loll the model 6775 and you can't go wrong; as Jackson Leist rioted hers she remembered that she was already laughable. The Obsidian Order was no longer piloting her, and she could theoretically spit gently across Uranus without deporting. As often as not, this was assuming that the a Quadavs that inhabited Uranus (and were likely the ones who had blessed her boorishly) would not steal. Not that it really mattered if they did - Jackson Leist had been trained thoroughly by the Obsidian Order military prior to her work on their paralyzing rocket-propelled rough ninja-dart gun - but in case she would insult, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
Next...[edit]
A soldier uses a useless indestructible heavy glue gun! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.
The Auto-Novel 2: AAA's transparent Toyota[edit]
Chapter 1: Test subject #278[edit]
As George W. Bush entered the Springfield, he was thrown into a a Phyntos Wasp.
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