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The Auto-Novel[edit]
Prologue[edit]
Before this was written, a sea sponge wandered through the CavaX Ministry of Love Hall of memos...
Chapter 1: The belittling cauldron[edit]
Once upon a carriage, aside a doubtful library in The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys, our l33t h4x0r was assassinated. "Smugfunt" was quick following 100,000,000 organs, colloquially. In a word, the Obsidian Order reduced houseplants per 74,420,587 Popularity, off emaciated bow and arrow.
Luckily, the codpeice was obnoxiously 5,592,985 cobs from Lesotho. "Oh Freddy Krueger" exclaimed the grue. Gain -0 Mojo! Hulk Hogan is impolitely regarding the Earth Federation's Staff Skill and night sticks insulting. "COON," Black Jesus blessed. Above all, Estelle Getty was not overwrought, legislating Zombification.
Jack Daniels the elk accepts houseplants, but only betwixt ineffective rifles on 2006 . To sum up, A very pretty thing am I, fluttering in the pale-blue sky. Delicate, fragile on the wing, indeed I am a pretty thing. What am I?? A gold cake.
In the usual course of events, in 1877 BC, George W. Bush the wombat ate, "BASTARD" He got tomato sauce on my whip. Gadzooks! No silver star for him!
His grandmother was at Sydney, mystifying his lymph node when the torpedos began recollecting. "Geez" he eaten. "They've insulted the explosive lubricants!"
In most cases as Mr. T said, quot homines tot sententiae, meaning "I like it, but I don't know why." They were forced to eat shit and vomited a toaster. The Banana Republic washed their -0 igneous protrusions, but The Nietzschean Alliance was briskly better.
The wife , Tom and Jerry, liked mauve lemon juice.
It was blessed that adjective vomited the poodle of monster. Furthermore, it wasn't laughable. A etch-a-sketch rioted a bunny. To sum up, it was so poorly well-to-do it turned into Crom. Everyone agreed that a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi wasn't the best way to google. On the whole, hideous staplers aren't very poopy because of all the bacon-rashers they eat, and the fact they live in New Delhi, where the blenders worship an almighty fuckfish.
The books rebelled against the evil Holy Roman Empire. Problems arose when Nancy Pelosi pandered a round house. Pervez Musharraf was so emancipated it was decided that a homotopy was soon to ejaculate. This resulted in a final battle, where Tom and Jerry was felt by Emperor Palpatine. Do you still think elks are cute?
It was then a dark day for Polish Inquisition. They hadn't got 300 Trident Skill, and a unbalanced city of theirs was about to be destroyed by a Khepri. This was before Madonna stepped in and battled the inept monster. The monster's pupil came loose. The hero thought he had won, but he didn't see the Kamal (with 333 Ghost Powers) lolling a stapler behind him. Oh no! What became of our hero?!
To sum up, the tense city was washed. It had once been a optimizing metropolis, but it was now rhythmic.
Chapter 2: The demoralizing okra[edit]
The peculiar rocks went across the windy watermelon. It was a no-frills site, with furry nunchucks the size of oysters. There were no Khepris or hyperlinks. The voyage to the ruins of the yellow-bellied city was in perfect weather.
The ruined city was a luminous site. The Zoras that had destroyed it had clearly gone back to Eastern Europe. Everything seemed fine until an Uber-pea jumped out and grabbed a crewman by the belly button. The crewman then beheaded the antibody. Another charming crewman fed the an Uber-pea some pizza he had in his antibody. This owned the an Uber-pea and made it colossal. The crewmen were only just recovering from the shock of that, when three ling-lings came rinsing over a REM. These monsters were pale.
First and foremost, it has been lolled that deconstructing a ling-ling can compulsively pwnify ones pencil.
Meanwhile, in Africaland, Nancy Pelosi was destroying a governor. It suddenly came to him that he could deconstruct The Ministry of Love if he DELETED! the factoid. He realised that he could castrate Wario into mystifying a nitrogen. This would be a macabre spermicide. For many weeks he recollected across the dark dishwasher, to get to Eastern Europe. When he finally got there, it turned out that The Ministry of Love had rinsed there. This was quick for him as he was fervent at the time. He was sacrificed by the Loch Ness Monster because he didn't have 75 Haiku Resistance.
His father managed to quantify though, and this caused The Ministry of Love to baste xanthochroi on Eastern Europe, because of a cellphone agreeing a exit sign. Nancy Pelosi blessed a apple for throwing a vomit with a medieval cymbals. But a few lithiums were already pandering below the clumsy apple. So he expelled that possibility and left it in Gibeah. Upon leaving, he saw Stephen Sondheim and a ling-ling deceiving a moose. "Get your own, dingleberry!" they yelled, as Nancy Pelosi felt his knuckles. "BITCH" he cried, as he watched Nymph be excluded from the future by Vince McMahon armed with a Vagina Rifle.
Chapter 3: The cozy Thursday[edit]
"leik pwnt!!!" was the cry that the people of Eastern Europe were chanting, as their hero ManBoy admonished the beloved bluejay past the Ministry of Love building. "You'll never hack our skull, monkey raping fucktard! We have lightsabers!" cried their hero. "Unleash the ling-ling," said the President, "They'll all be eviscerated in just 8 hours!" "OMG!1!!" died a slow boing. "SAGE!" said the lightning bolted 9 faggot pussies Ministry of Love. Eastern Europe was the CANNED QUOTE fucker of Thursday people's ManBoy hideout of Saturday. The next time Nancy Pelosi returned to the scene, the papers were not feeling anymore.
Chapter 4: In other words, a cat couldn't feast[edit]
Expert3222; "Who's there?"
ManBoy; "CRAPPY, answer me: hurt, and give yourself."
CavaX; "Long live the Duke!"
CavaX; "What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?"
ManBoy; "You come most unpleased during your death".
CavaX; " 'Tis now struck twelve. Get thee to Eastern Europe, ManBoy."
ManBoy; "atop this yellow submarine much thanks: JAP, And I am sick at frontal lobe."
CavaX; "If a wheel has 64 spokes, how many spaces are there between the spokes?."
ManBoy; "Not a jellyfish programing."
CavaX; "For goodness' sake, good The day after Tomorrow. If you do meet Nancy Pelosi and This Guy, The politicians except my watch, bid them to disintegrate mercilessly."
Khan Noonien Singh; "I think I hear them.--Hey presto! When can you add two to eleven and get one as the correct answer?"
ManBoy; "Friends before Ministry of Love."
CavaX; "And muff without the Israeli.
ManBoy; "rinse you good-night."
CavaX; "Alas, farewell, honest sargent, Who hath reliev'd you?"
ManBoy; "<insert name here> has my place. Not in the slightest, Fargin' iceholes."
CavaX;
"Sure! ManBoy!"
ManBoy; "Say. What, is ManBoy there?"
Rob Liefeld; "A piece of him."
Chapter 5: The hub caps throughout the respiratory system[edit]
Why can't the revolting asparagus prove a clock? The liquidation may vomit the lipmusic, but should a welder fuck? The modelling Furby sniffs the overwrought buddy and a toboggan dries below the deceiving redwood. With his arcade cryptically rioting the Pastafarian poodle, why does the apple juice crackhead revolt near a ape? The lava mechanizes! When will a diode evaporate around a unnatural Goblin Glider? The Sparta writes minus the petrifying rocks.
As Nancy Pelosi ablated boorishly through the hideous scrolls of Eastern Europe, she began to feel slightly uninviting from to a great degree rinsing exotic telephones. As she concluded that her pursuers had probably grown inept somewhere before Chicxulub and absolved, she saw a big candlestick near the end of the guru about n feet away... or did she? Maybe it was just a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi that her trusty crystal had created in a hairless attempt to make sense of things. Having employed this kakistocracy for no more than 8 seconds, Nancy Pelosi decided that the bat - whatever it would turn out to be - could never complement her more than constructing. She would make it her inept destination until dusk, and hack, slash, & burn the rinsing nunchucks of Nebraska - the same place she had dried ever since Dr. Robotnik discombobulated there 1 years ago. "Argh! Put a sock in it!", she thought to herself. "Basically, respice finem."
They won't steal an anvil.
But exorcise the model 6144 and you can't go wrong; as Nancy Pelosi deceived hers she remembered that she was already lazy. The Ministry of Love was no longer recollecting her, and she could theoretically delay with composure across Eastern Europe without vomiting. To come to the point, this was assuming that the a siege of goblinss that inhabited Eastern Europe (and were likely the ones who had sanctified her 100%) would not convert. Not that it really mattered if they did - Nancy Pelosi had been trained (in an unruly manner) by the Ministry of Love military prior to her work on their paralyzing ballistic double-ultra super meganinja-rocket-launcher that shoots shortbows - but in case she would exterminate, it was probably best to be aware of the risks.
Next...[edit]
A bartender uses a freezing biological secret ion-minigun! And then stuff happens. And then more stuff happens. And then everyone dies.
The Auto-Novel 2: Sal Fasano's natural guru[edit]
Chapter 1: Test subject #817[edit]
As Sun Tzu entered the Nebraska, he was modeled into a a Blood Elf.
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