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  1. If you're too lazy to read the deletion policy, please, at least, carefully read this list of rules.
    1. But seriously, read the deletion policy.
    2. Do not put anything up for VFD that is not appropriate for VFD.
    3. Abusers of the policy will be abused by the claw end of a hammer. You have been warned.
  2. If you have an article that meets the criteria for VFD:
    1. Check the revision history of the page. It may have been vandalised, or just badly edited over a long period of time. If so, find a better version and revert the article. It may not be suitable for deletion.
    2. Add {{vfd}} to the article in question. Failure to do so will invalidate the vote.
    3. Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD.
  3. If you are here to vote on the deletion/salvation of articles:
    1. Thank you.
    2. No really, thank you.
    3. Edit the section for the article you are addressing.
    4. Pick a space under the appropriate heading (Keep, Delete, Comment), add your sig/comment preceded with a #
      1. # - Creates a numbered bullet for your entry and makes sure that things are formatted correctly (do not put a space before the #).
      2. Comment - If you care to, leave a comment, even if it is as short as "The article is not at all funny". Votes without comments are less useful in analyzing the quality of an article.
      3. --~~~~ - Sign and timestamp your vote. Unsigned votes will be removed without prejudice.
  4. Do not revert edits of the administrators.
  5. If an article survives VFD, do not resubmit it for at least 1 month or you will get a bollocking.
  6. If you are neither an Administrator nor a designated Poopsmith, do not remove anything from VFD; doing so will get you banned for a very long time.
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🔒 Testical expansion H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -5
Keep (7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Horrible, offensive.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 05:22, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Lol. More POTR magic. --HM (T)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Has a Future Has some good ideas. Chyel 05:27, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Nice job. AIC 5:29
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.I loled--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:43, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  7. Keep. Has a lot of potential. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Meh--Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:44, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Grotesque humour has gone out of fashion for me. --nldr 05:49, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"[edit]

Score: 7
Keep (0)
Delete (7)
  1. Eh ~ Readmesoon 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Eh - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:27,28June,2010
  3. Nah Not enough pie. AIC 5:30
  4. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Kill, but do it nicely.
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:41, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  7. lolno --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:42 Jun 28 2010
Comments

🔒 Limitations of science H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -9
Keep (10)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Mmmmm, science. ~ Readmesoon 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Strong keep- It could do without the link to Mordillo's userpage, as that's kinda vain, but it's actually a quite good article.--HM (T)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Fucking Magnets Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:19, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  4. keep Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. I liek magnets -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chyel 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Awesome!--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Enjoyed the read.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:34, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  9. i loev itt --nldr 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Yadda yadda yadda --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:05, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg FUCK I knew I did bad but -9 score? DIdn't know I'd do this bad. Oh well, gotta vote for my own. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments
  • Kept! Congratulations, you can work under pressure. Welcome to the real world. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:05, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

UnNews:Vice_President_Biden_suffers_Tourette's_outburst[edit]

Score: 2
Keep (4)
  1. keep it wasn't bad for an unnews article. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:25, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. keep It's such a simple gag, but I couldn't stop laughing. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:38, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:47, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Keep Good enough, not VFD-worthy. AIC 5:56
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 05:24, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I hate Biden anyways, mad me wait outside in the hot sun for an hour while trying to get in the Capial Building just for him to leave it (true story)--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too Generic. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:30,28June,2010
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Meh Chyel 05:31, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:38, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Wasted potential! -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Comments

🔒 Gee,_the_mannequins_at_Old_Navy_sure_are_hot! H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage,[edit]

Score: -4
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I think it's hilarious.--HM (T)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chyel 05:36, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. The blackiquin turned me on. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:44,28June,2010
  5. Quick glance and read, keepable for sure. Not VFD-worthy. AIC 5:58
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:17, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 05:23, Jun 28 2010 UTC
Comments

🔒 Why? Masturbate to that one chick from Mythbusters H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -1
Keep (+7)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg I came. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Per above ~ Readmesoon 05:23, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg fap Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:37, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Not VFD material. AIC 5:39
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Chyel 05:42, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. A-GUH! - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:47,28June,2010
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It has potential.....oh...guess i was too late -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Short, vain, and pretty unfunny overall.--HM (T)
  2. Don't find that one chick from Mythbusters all that attractive. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:23, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:36, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Delete I find her sexy, but the article was too short. Not unlike her skirt. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:06, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Um. --nldr 05:53, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Culd be better. although I like to fuck that girl now--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:11, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

HowTo:Write a decent article in an hour[edit]

Score: 3
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. While we're certainly not short on concept articles, the route of self-deprecation is an obvious one that we don't seem to take enough, and this is executed well enough in most spots to pull it off. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 05:24, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    1. Whoa, someone liked this? I may change my vote now that I know people actually enjoy it. ~ Readmesoon 05:27, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. That's it, I'm getting scared. I don't my "hard" work to go like dust in the wind. ~ Readmesoon 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. and work on it if it doesn't break the concept. Chyel 05:46, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (6)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Ix-nay. It has an ugly and stupid butt and also is just another dumb concept article. Uncyc has plenty of those. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    Symbol delete vote.svg I genuinely agree my ability to write has been reduced to shambles. ~ Readmesoon 05:19, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg hfvdasjfgvjh Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:21, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Nah. Per everyone above. Also, you people can't format your votes properly. HAET HAET HAT--HM (T)
  4. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:32, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Stupid Bettr Luck Next time--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Naw. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:52,28June,2010
Comments

🔒 UnNews:ICC calls emergency meeting because I kick too much ass at Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -7
Keep (8)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg It's fine. This one passes. —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:17, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Because I wrote it. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 05:18, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:24, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keeper--HM (T)
  5. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Weak Keep Chyel 05:48, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Might as well. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:49,28June,2010
  8. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I love modern warfare 2--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:52, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (1)
  1. I didn't laugh. --nldr 05:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 The Fourth Stooge H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -4
Keep (4)
Delete (0)
Comments

Vintage Advertisement Article[edit]

Score: 2
Keep (3)
  1. Like it ~ Readmesoon 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I believe I cried. --nldr 05:57, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg SUCKER FOR ONE LINERS – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 06:16 Jun 28, 2010
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:26, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  2. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:41, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Nah, this one would be on QVFD AIC 5:42
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. lol -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

Comments

🔒 The toaster in Pulp Fiction H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -6
Keep (6)
  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 05:26, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:27, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I looked at this just after the contest ended.Very good work. AIC 5:44
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 05:58, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Why not?--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 06:07, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  6. Keep. The exchange between the Toaster and Tarantino is gold. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:11, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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Comments

🔒 Grandma's Pies H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. MOTHER FUCKER KEEP!!!! Pretty damn good for a 55 minute made article. Plus, it gots pies.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:07, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Yes. Far and away the best, most convincing "child article" on the site. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:09, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fucking made me go to the wrong one Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:30, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  2. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 06:02, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Comments

🔒 UnNews:Jesus_killed_in_more_badass_way_than_originally_assumed,_historians_say H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -4
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🔒 Covering yourself in blood and children's feces H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -7
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05:56,28June,2010

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Comments
  1. Abstain. I liked the work ethic, but don't find it funny. --nldr 05:55, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 Jabulani H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -2
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Yeah. ~ Readmesoon 05:20, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. I write better when i'm sleep deprived and on a schedule. Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 05:21, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. lol--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:38, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Nice. Certainly not deletable on VFD. AIC 5:48
Delete (2)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No rationale - just hated it.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 05:26, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:45, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
Comments

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"[edit]

Score: 5
Keep (0)
Delete (5)
  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Too stubby.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Monday, 05:27, Jun 28 2010 UTC
  2. Yech ~ Readmesoon 05:29, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:30, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. I've seen dwarves longer than that. --nldr 05:33, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. - It shows a victim of the time limit. --HM (T)
Comments

🔒 HowTo:Screw with the workers of your local fast food place H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -1
Keep (3)
  1. Keep. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:43, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Keep How are people judging? This isn't VFD material, a pretty good page and needs a little work but not much. AIC 5:55
  3. keepish I tried to write a full article in an hour. i'm suprised i got anything done. I have alot more planed for this, don't worry. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:59, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
Delete (2)
  1. There is greatness within you. But as I read this article, I am left more hungry for a hamburger than engorged with naked humor. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Per Kingkitty. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:46, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
Comments
  1. abstain There were some writing cliches, and I used to work fast food, so yeah. Not entirely VFD worthy, but I still didn't like it. It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:16, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

🔒 A new lease on life H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -2
Keep (5)
  1. Isn't half bad, except for the spelling which is fixable. Needs a photo or two, and some editing and additions, and I'll do all of that soon. Started this with no idea of even a name at the stroke of 12, and stream-of-conscioused it. Will work on it to fix it up. Aleister 5:22
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I kinda liked it. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:37,28June,2010
  3. Humour needed to be highlighted more, but I don't know if I should persecute it on that basis since we all only had an hour to write the articles or not. I liked the context nonetheless. --nldr 05:46, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Potential Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:47, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  5. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:20, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. eh interesting, but not really funny. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:35, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. bawl - sounds like a good old 90s young adult novel. But there's not much in the way of humor. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  3. Delete. Also, your "AIC" sig needs a link to your userpage please, Aleister --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 06:01, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  • Humour needed. Will add it. This is just where it went off to, after a buddy and I watched Lord Love a Duck last week, and now I want to fuck Tuesday Weld. The young one. Or the cougar. AIC
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 06:37 Jun 28, 2010

Shark Week[edit]

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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg It's cool. TOO COOL FOR YOU! —Sir SysRq (talk) 05:22, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg i dunno lol Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:48, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  3. Keep Good enough, not VFD material, why does it get delete votes. Oh. Even the author voted to delete. Never mind. But I like it, feaure. AIC 5:50
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 06:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What a piece of shit. What the fuck was I thinking. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:18 Jun 28 2010
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I say it isn't much. It feels like I'm staring into a wall. A wall of something. It isn't random. But it's like, if somebody wrote a witty article, but took all the wit part out. I know I know, it might be controversials, I might be overstepping my boundaries. But sometimes you gotta make those calls. And this is my call. -Bretthead.png

    Kingkitty ~Fuck you Brett~ ~Die in a fire Favre~

  3. delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:37, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. Not horrible, but Shark Week deserves better. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:39,28June,2010
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🔒 UnNews:Obama doodles random shit H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -6
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🔒 UnBooks: That time I didn't get anally probed by aliens when I visited the south H T D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -3
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Cuz it's mine. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 05:29,28June,2010
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.Needs work, but isn't bad enough to delete. AIC 5:32
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:34, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep.
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  1. Delete. Horace Donald Westenchester 05:28, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
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🔒 Charity shop H D Add {{Oldvfd}} to talkpage[edit]

Score: -3
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  1. On a quick browse I see it's worth keeping. Maybe needs work, but not VFD material. AIC 5:34
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Mother Fucking For Awesome is this article and its creator.--If you're 555 then I'm Number of the Beast.jpg Talk What's it like to be a heretic? 05:40, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Needs work but it's good as it is. Chyel 05:55, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Symbol keep vote.svg Possible Potential Probably not VFH though. - ho scopato tua madre nel culo - 06:08,28June,2010
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Explode fire.gif Explode fire.gifNeon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNG - Not particularly sincere, Sir ColinAYBExplode fire.gifCUNExplode fire.gifVFHExplode fire.gifWhoringExplode fire.gifMore Whoring Explode fire.gifat05:49, Monday 28 June 2010 - Neon Green Hammer And Sickle.PNGExplode fire.gifExplode fire.gif
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  • The second image's coding is messed up, but I can't rectify it, it was fine before. --nldr 05:37, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
    • Also I got up at 4.50am to write this. I can see mistakes all over the shop. --nldr 05:42, June 28, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol keep vote.svg Kept – Sir Skullthumper, MD (criticize • writings • SU&W) 06:40 Jun 28, 2010

UnNews:Superheroine_Saves_Dessert,_Intends_To_"Finish_it_Later"[edit]

Score: 1
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Because it's even shittier the third time around.
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??? Now, how did this happen? Chyel 05:56, June 28, 2010 (UTC)

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