If you don't see a white border, your browser sucks. --47Monkey MUN HMRFRA s7fc | Talk 10:20, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Both submitted by the same anonymous IP and both have no humour at all. -- ERTW MUN 00:08, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete both. --DWIII 02:15, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete both. We have standards here. --KP CUN 07:36, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Whacked them both, followed "what links here" to other crap, and whacked that too. It was like an adventure. --Famine 02:24, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:13, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Meh! --IMBJR 10:10, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
So, JZ is a raper, huh? I think I know just the graphic for this article. . . delete --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:04, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
There, I changed the page to something that didn't suck balls. Re-read it. --ENeGMA
- Nice work, En. I think it's important that we continue to keep Uncyclopedia multicultural and have something for the young people (betwen the ages of 27 and 35) to enjoy. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:02, 13 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Deleted Fancy a crack at rewritting give me a shout --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:12, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Trek humour? --IMBJR 21:44, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete --Rcmurphy KUN 22:15, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete but you couldn't hear me tell you that if we were in space. -- ERTW MUN 03:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep true, it's not very funny, but the premise isn't bad. just needs work. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:07, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrite Dunk this baby into some water and watch it be reborn. --KP 17:01, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Perhaps tie into the air article somehow? --Spintherism 21:22, 13 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Comment
- The original quote (used as a slogan for a movie sometime near the end of the 1970's) was "In space, no one can hear you scream". There have been variations ranging from "in cyberspace, no one can hear you scream" to "in n-space, no one can hear you scream" - mostly invented by frustrated compsci and math students respectively. Amusing as one-liners at the time, but this article as written lacks humor entirely. --Carlb 01:59, 14 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Comment
- I think we should mirror our discusion onto MemoryAlpha:Memory_Alpha:Votes_for_deletion#Sound_in_space and vice verse :-) --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 09:24, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:11, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
... anything else that touches these articles. --IMBJR 21:41, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Nuke it from orbit it's the only way to be sure. -- ERTW MUN 03:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep their not hurting anyoe and I like these random collections of internaly consistant yet nonsense articles, I also can't imagine anyone creating another article called "Middletonia 2" so it's not in anyones way. --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 09:35, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I'm with Sir on this one. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 14:21, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- God damn.../me deletes the Middletonia article he was working on...
- Regardless, I think these are keepers. I'd like to find some better way of organizing them tho. Do we have a "non-earth history" category or something? --Famine 17:01, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Famine's suggestion implemented --IMBJR 19
- 28, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Made me laugh for the wrong reasons --IMBJR 21:38, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
What the Fuck? I mean seriously. That's god damn messed up. I say we keep it, just in case someone claims we're normal or respectable. We can point them there, and use it as a leverage in any negoitiations we have to do. "Do you really want someone like this irritated at you? I'm sure we can come to some agreement, before they show up on your doorstep..." --Famine 23:59, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Translated to the English via Babelfish or bathtub drugs? I say keep just because it's that darn bizarre.--blargh 01:30, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep definitely for the bizzare factor -- ERTW MUN 03:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Move to Babelfish Translations --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 09:36, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Humm, perhaps we should have a section for stuff like this. I vote we make a "Non-Native English Prose" subcategory under Category:Incoherent, and place this (and other) articles there. --Famine 13:25, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:52, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Too factual? --IMBJR 21:34, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
More than factual, looks like vanity to me. -- ERTW MUN 03:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- It's actualy reasonably sarcastic "overshadowing their city rivals Glasgow Celtic and Glasgow Rangers many times over" --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:23, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I kind of like it. It’s like a niece or nephew to me. I don’t want to raise it. But I can keep it company for an afternoon and return it to its parents when it has a temper tantrum. --KP 17:05, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep Perhaps you may have to be from Glasgow or Scotland to fully appreciate it but I think it's rather good. Gordon.
KEEP I've written seen far worse. Although perhaps you need to know a bit about fitba', you don't need to be Scottish
Kept --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:53, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Has potential in the right hands, but maybe not. --IMBJR 21:20, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
"sip more yak" has a ring to it, keep or rewrite--blargh 02:05, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Definitely potnential of insanity there, definite keep' or rewrite -- ERTW MUN 03:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Abstain--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Huffed No one toke the bait and rewrote it, if you want it restored give me a shout --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:54, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Something better than this can surely be made on the subject. --IMBJR 20:55, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrite -- ERTW MUN 03:28, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Huffed --IMBJR 10
- 30, 16 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete: ZSY - Zero Snort Yield --IMBJR 20:38, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Weak Keep --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:31, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten put the new version back on VFD if need be --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:58, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Not funny, and entirely too factual to be of any use to us. Gonna kill it in 12 hours anyway, but you can do it too, earlier. It's been recreated once already.--Flammable CUN 14:55, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I'm going to move at least some sections to TFAODP. --Rcmurphy KUN 14:59, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Attempted partial rewrite
- People Eating Tasty Animals but the two halves still don't fit together perfectly. Knife and fork, anyone? --Carlb 16:20, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Merged and Redirected to People Eating Tasty Animals --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:58, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Merge
- Merge to People Eating Tasty Animals if that doesn't end up getting huffed. We don't need two articles when one is more than enough. --Carlb 16:41, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten VFD again if need be --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:59, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
QVFD since 29/6, time to put a bullet in his head?
- Rewrite
- Replacing "peace" with "warrior" isn't in and of itself funny. The "I am Ghandi, I come in peace, come see peaceful nuclear explosion test to symbolize peace between India and Pakistan" might work, but only by mixing fact and contradiction. --Carlb 15:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Monkey sez keep. --47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I played with it slightly, but it still bites: Rewrite or Delete--blargh 02:22, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept rewritten version --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:00, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
QVFD since 29/6, time to pull off the patient's parts?
- Disinfect and kill it
- Sucks, but not in a nice way. Not much here but skin and bones. --Carlb 15:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I would vote keep. Can I vote even though my sandwich taste stale? --47Monkey 04:43, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I think a rewrite might save it. --blargh 04:47, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I played with it slightly.--blargh 02:21, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I couldn't even finish the page, even by Unc standards it was way too contrived. --sangandongo 17:25, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep/Expand It didn't quite make me chortle, but it's probably above the 50th percentile. (Note: it's been dramatically rewritten by Blargh since it was initially VFDed, so take another look if you haven't already.) --Spintherism 05:05, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep I think Blargh did a good job. It's not the funniest thing he's ever written, but it's decent, competent humor. Any deficiencies are inherent in the subject matter, not with the Blargh. --Marcos_Malo S7fc BOotS | Talk 10:15, 13 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept Rewritten version --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:05, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
QVFD since 2/7, time to disconnect?
- Rewire
- uh, rewrite - tie in to other numbers, number of the beast perhaps? --Carlb 15:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Monkey sez 'burn in hell'; delete.It seems to -- factual. Ugh, I feel dirty just saying that.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite
- Maybe the factual edge can be taken off, for monkey's sake.--blargh 12:03, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite
- I rememmber that song --Nytrospawn
I rewrote it slightly.--blargh 02:24, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- As n00b, I didn't want to be all cocky with the "I did this," but I think some indication that it has indeed been altered would only be fair if we're still voting on it, so I've retroactively added a comment here to articles I've altered. Wasn't sure if I personally should go ahead and take the VFD's off when I did the edit, or wait for people with higher 1337ness to do that?
- Rewrite
- Oh hey, it was on QVFD? I rewrote the whole thing on July 31st, I didn't notice it was QVFD as well. If it's too factual I apologize, it was mostly just a gateway to the Stallhor Curse. --Monthenor 03:57, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:07, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
QVFD since 2/7. Time to commit genocide?
Keep We need an article like this. Not this one, but one like it. I view it as fertilizer, for someone to plant the seed of a better article in. --Famine 14:41, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Redirect
- Send to Third world country --Carlb 15:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep The main idea behind this is very clever indeed, and with some rewriting this could be brilliant. Deleting it would probably only produce a far, far worse Third World article, with mindless racism aplaenty. --Turnip 17:45, 8 Aug 2005
Rewrite or keep definitely. -- ERTW MUN 17:06, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Monkey sez keep.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Merged and Redirected to Pikachusetts--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 21:04, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
QVFD since 2/7. Time to exterminate?
Keep Necessary for Pikachusetts so if we're keeping that one, we keep this one. --Famine 14:37, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Merge
- Merge to Pikachusetts if that article is the only reason for keeping this. --Carlb 15:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Merge-MERGE LIKE THE WIN! --47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:51, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
In QVFD since 17/7. Time to decide if it gets the chop. HO HO.
Keep It needs work, but it has promise. You axed me and I say Keep. --Famine 14:43, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Keep. Improve, yet keep. --47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:50, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Sat in QVFD limbo since 23/7. Time to decide if it goes to Hell or Hebbin. --IMBJR 13:53, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep Not bad for a year (or in this case decade) article--220.238.29.245 14:07, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep --Famine 14:23, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Keep, keep like a monkey keeps his enemies close, yet not too close.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Objection! I re-wrote the article, after the original was deleted, but forgot to get rid of the tag. I was young and niave. Anyway, I've been getting positive reviews here, and my ego needs it -- 86.133.171.84 19:10, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:49, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Has been loitering in QVFD since 29/7. Time to decide its fate. --IMBJR 13:47, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- KEEP!!! "Probably one of the most revolutionary dancers, Anna Pavlova is most famous for her brutal execution of a swan." That is indeed a keeper, if I ever saw one. --Famine 14:35, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I vote keep as I think it can be worked with -- if not funnier, at least more surreal. Then again, maybe I'm biased. --blargh 17:00, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I call Keepsies! --DWIII 22:03, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Keep, keep, kelp.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I played with it slightly.--blargh 02:33, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I say keep it Hydroksyde 09:58, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Unused Images
Being dealt with --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:48, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Special:UnusedImages
There are 278 images with no homes to go to. I'm suggesting that any image that's older than a month gets reamed. --IMBJR 12:19, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I've got a feeling some of these images would be useful if we knew they were there. Is it possible to make some sort of thumbnail gallery of unused images?--220.238.29.245 13:43, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- P.S. do we have any real reason to delete these old pictures other than for the hell of it? Are we running out of space?
- I'm not privy to the current server space size, but I see no point in storing images that go unused. --IMBJR 13:57, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- But what about a rainy day? WHy don't you think like this man? Huh?!--47 Monkeys 14:00, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Selectively keep
- If there's some other reason to huff 'em (plagarism, near-duplicate of something since reuploaded under another name, poor quality) then huff 'em, but it should go beyond "unused" to "unlikely to be worth using anytime soon." --Carlb 15:53, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Yes, a combo of plagarism and worthlessness is probably a good deciding factor. --IMBJR 16:00, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Unused images as of Aug 8, 2005:
Uncyclopedia:Pages_for_deletion/unusedimages
Discussion of individual unused images may be best moved to these subpages as there are simply too many images to all fit on one page. --Carlb 19:08, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I've now reviewed all of them there purdy pictures. If anyone else would also like to vote - please do so. --IMBJR 10:20, 10 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Question
- So, being n00b, I have question -- what happens if I used some of these previously unused images? Should I hunt them down in the list and add a comment that they are now used?--blargh 01:16, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Probably a good idea, of course before huffing the picture someone should double check it's not being used, but........--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 10:05, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept with a whopping six votes in favor of retaining the image. Nothing like an accusation of racism to give the ballot boxes some action. I'll leave the image description blank so that someone can write something...appropriate...there. --Rcmurphy KUN 02:12, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Why was this racist shit on the main page? This isn't funny. It's racist. Racism is not funny.
Please DELETE.
there is NO excuse for this. please delete this image and or at least remove it from the fucking main page. --66.177.138.113 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) 23:47, 6 Aug 2005
Keep This isn't racist, and I don't know how you came to that conclusion other than that you're an idiot. But even if it this image somehow was racist, that still doesn't make it inherently unfunny. Go pull the stick out of your ass, Mr. Stick-in-the-ass. --EvilZak 03:03, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Edit: I agree with Carlb that the image description shold be rewritten' --EvilZak 23:24, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep for the same reason as EvilZak mentions. -- ERTW MUN04:12, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite
- image description page is in poor taste, though not necessarily on racial grounds. --Carlb 04:22, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC) Comment: Full text (including desc page) is "You gonna get raped. Well ya gonna, why fight it?". Tone is therefore one of being in favour of those who commit severe crimes against the person? A similar question was raised earlier wrt National Try To Assassinate The President Day and that article has been carefully worded (or reworded) to indicate that yes, this is still criminal, while retaining much or most of the original. --Carlb 15:56, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Whatever It's obviously* racist on some level, but without further context I'm not sure what the grounds are for deleting it. Without context, it's mildly offensive and non-PC. Are we going to start deleting items because they might hurt someone's feelings? --Marcos Malo 07:14, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- If it's not obviously racist to you, then perhaps it's actually subtly racist.
Um, it's racist. A picture of a black man with "Ya Gonna Get Raped" is racist. it's not funny. it's racist. - 66.177.138.113 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits • Checkuser) 19:35, 7 Aug 2005
- Comment
- Please sign your edits with --~~~~ and do consider logging in as a named user when posting to "vote" pages such as this one. As for the page itself? Unlikely that a joke about rape could be somehow redeemed by picking someone of some other colour or color to pose for this photo. --Carlb 22:10, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I don't understand what this guy is trying to say. Is he trying to imply that the term "rapist" is a race-exclusive term? Blacks are hardly the only race that has rapists. In fact, there are other "You gonna get raped" images on the Internet, and the men featured in such images vary in race. Hell, there's one with Mario. The joke doesn't discriminate against blacks. --EvilZak 23:24, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- You might want to study the history of racism in the United States. You might find that there is a meme of black man as rapist, often used to justify lynchings of random people (random except for their skin color). Don't expect everyone elses experiences to be analogous to your own limited experience. The fact that there are other images doesn't really lessen the impact of this particular message. If you want a funny image (and I think we can all agree that is what we are here for), upload the mario one. --Marcos Malo 23:51, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete - Not necessarily racist, but still not funny and in very bad taste. --Cap'n Ben CUN
- Comment
- Seems to be the same author as this fine template (original wording was "...make her tell everyone it was a miscarriage or I'd do it again..."); might be worth checking contribs for a pattern here? --Carlb 01:07, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- He's been contributing for a while and written some funny stuff. I don't think that's necessary.--Abc 08:13, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep Amusing in the context of the page it was on. On a related note, when did we start deleting on the basis of tastefulness? --Abc 08:03, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
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Keep. The community needs to know these things.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrite. How about using a cartoon character, or some character not stereotyped as a rapist by racist people? Remember that it does not need to be realitstic or based on somebodies beliefs (racist or nonracist) or whatnot to be funny. How about using Evil Bert instead, unless accusing muppets of being rapists is somehow racist? Face it, when Orion Blastar is starting to make sense, it is one seriously messed up issue. --Orion Blastar 14:45, 11 Aug 2005 (CDT)
- Comment
- That may already exist Image:Yougonnagetrapedbygirly.jpg but still nothing to boast about. --Carlb 23:53, 17 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep. I don't feel it's racist. --Rawr 17:41, 12 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep Agree with Abc, it's amusing, tasteless, shocking and controversial, all the things we strive to be but are unable. --GodEmperorOfHell 02:07, 18 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept Rewritten version --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:47, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrite --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:44, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete --Rcmurphy CUN 21:06, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten I have only the vaguest notion who Antonin Scalia is, but I still think my article's better than the old one. --Cap'n BenCUN 00:35, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Burn it to hell. Delete.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep the Rewrite I didn't actually read it, but I looked nice. --Spintherism 20:53, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Keep the Rewrite - Silly and amusing. --Trevie 23:48, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:46, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:44, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I think I'd like to Rewrite this at some point, but I'm not inspired at the moment. --Spintherism 19:27, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete --Rcmurphy CUN 21:08, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Major rewrite. --DWIII 03:36, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite
- Badminton could become Deadmonton (once the bad guys are dead) then Edmonton (capital of Saudi Alberta) --Carlb 22:34, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite
- What's the huge rush to delete topics that just need a make over? Swear to Spaghetti, some of you are worse than the uptight control freaks on wikipedia. Oh, wait. Some of you ARE uptight control freaks over on wikipedia. My bad. (I think I am seeing the deletion of articles without the normal processes of VFD or QVFD. Is it possible that an 'op is doing this arbitrairily?) --Marcos Malo 23:42, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- It's common practice here for Sysops to delete (some) pages without consulting other users or admins. Most of the stuff that is deleted without going through VFD is truly irredeemable garbage, and QVFD exists largely for regular users to list such pages so that they are visible to admins, not necessarily to open them up for voting (though it's not unusual for an admin or other user to move a page from QVFD to regular VFD). Do you have any idea how worthless and cluttered this site would be if every page had to go through VFD before being deleted? Just because Uncyclopedia is a parody site doesn't mean that we encourage stupid pages. Quite the contrary. --Rcmurphy KUN 00:44, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Thanks for getting back to me on that. And you're right, there does seem to be a great deal of stupid stuff. Still, I wonder: what are the guidelines, if any, for instant deletion? Is it completely arbitrary? Also, what is the policy for redirects? Can a sysop redirect articles to his own articles for the purposes of attention whoring? (Example: Kevin_Mitnick) This last seems to be an abuse of powers, since it forecloses on anyone from writing on the topic of Kevin Mitnick. What is to stop a sysop from redirecting a bunch of related words in order to monopolize a topic?
- I'd say the guidelines for instant deletions are the same as the QVFD guidelines. The vast majority of instant deletions are very short pages - even horrifically bad pages are usually VFD'd if they're more than a few sentences. If I come across a short page that I think has no worth and no potential whatsoever, I'll delete it; but if I see a page that, say, offends me personally or is about a subject that I find boring or inherently unfunny, then no, I won't delete it because there's a good possibility someone else would have a laugh over it. Now, other admins can review deleted pages (i.e. see the deleted contents) and restore them if they want, so there is the possibility of some review that way. I think most admins would also be reasonable if asked to restore a deleted page by a regular user - I've done it before and I know some other guys have too. Finally, redirects can be done by any user, not just admins (the command is "#REDIRECT [[(page to redirect to)]]") and they can be overridden by clicking on the "Redirected from [[(page)]]" link and editing from there. So presumably redirects can be controlled in the same way as any other element of a wiki - by having many users iron them out.
- These, of course, are just my views. Other admins may have differing stances on the issues.
- This discussion is way too serious for Uncyclopedia.--Rcmurphy KUN 05:18, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Monkey likes this. Rewrite, but keep. Or I shalle spanke youe alle.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Made slightly funnier or at least wordier . . .--blargh 12:45, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Kept, vfd flag removed --IMBJR 19
- 18, 19 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:44, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete --Rcmurphy CUN 21:09, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete --anon
Don't Delete i'm rewriting this at the moment, after that feel free to delete it, if you wish. CheeseLover 09:36, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
What he said.--47Monkey 04:55, 9 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Deleted no one fancied rewritting it so it got deleted, give me a shout if you want it restored to work on. --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:45, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite/Delete
- --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:44, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite
- In its present form, it's just another so-and-so-is-ghey page that could be about anyone and therefore delete-worthy. Rewrite to jump on clichés specific to this person (for instance, the tiresome «I am Mike Idd's mom» thing - claim that she's slept around enough that she had to get a maternity test to know if the kid was actually hers?). --Carlb 15:46, 8 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten and Moved to Fartium--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:41, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Rewrite and Move to Fartium and add an entry to table of elements--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:57, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Comment Is it a valid element if it only exists in the gaseous state? --Carlb 19:12, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- I don't see why not. It is possible that, though under extreme conditions it could be liquid or solid, those conditions have never been met. And I second the motion to Rewrite and Move. --Spintherism 19:48, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Believe me, it CAN be in a liquid state, known as a wet fart or a beer fart. The conditions for the liquid state have been met countless times. CF the movie Trainspotting. --Marcos Malo 18:53, 7 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:31, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Weak Keep--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:57, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Kept--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:30, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Keep but burn the stupid {{BurnThePicture}} template. --Carlb 18:25, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Keep--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:52, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten and Moved to Template:vfd_image
- Move and Rewrite to Template:vfd_pic and with link to VFD section (as other vfd templates) --Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 18:52, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Some others with the {{vfd}} category tag... huff 'em all?
All of these are tagged as being in the {{vfd}} category so they must be junk:
- A lame attempt to sneak factual information into Uncyclopedia. Aren't there Uncyclopedia parody sites for this sort of rubbish? --Carlb 18:16, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete HSR fancruft. --EvilZak 21:14, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- These templates must be pure, absolute rubbish... to date, every page that's used them has ended up on VFD. Every last one. Unbelievable. Just huff 'em? --Carlb 18:16, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Looks like some sort of poor-quality link farm. Every page linked from here is crap too. Why am I even listing this here instead of just QVFD'ing this page? --Carlb 18:16, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete This is at least the third time this page has been listed here. When will the admins (idiots, every last one of 'em) get it through their thick skulls that people want this page gone? --EvilZak 21:18, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Comment
- They probably know it's garbage as they keep trying to huff it (that's why there are six different incarnations of the same blasted page archived away somewhere). The vadnals keep recrating, uh, recreating it as a forum in which to advertise their crappy article substubs. CVP anyone? --Carlb 17:37, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Looks like some sort of n00b test, or maybe vandalism. --Carlb 18:16, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Move to Uncyclopedia:Litterbox & Keep as a testing ground for the n00bers; perhaps content could be autopurged on a semi-regular basis (see [1]Wikipedia:Sandbox & [2]Wikipedia talk:Sandbox). --DWIII 20:18, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
- Shows as {{BurnThePicture}} but doesn't indicate which picture is the one to be deleted. Perhaps they meant that the user be the one to be deleted... just a minute while I call +1.800.Y0.MAFIA and have them "take care of" this one. --Carlb 18:16, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete Vanity. Does not claim any sort of notability, either in the Un-iverse or in Wikipedia canon.
- If number of "delete this" templates on a page is an accurate measure of anything, this has to be the second-worst page in all of Uncyclopedia, exceeded only by that piece of cruft Uncyclopedia:Templates/Deletion process. Shoot on sight? --Carlb 18:16, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Delete This page appears to have been used as a chat page. Someone tell these newbies that that's what the Talk namespace is for. --EvilZak 21:12, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewritten--Sir Elvis KUN | Petition 20:26, 20 Aug 2005 (UTC)
Rewrite, Redirect or Delete Three counts of Not Being Funny, one count of Cliché and one count of Bad Writing. --Spintherism 00:58, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)
I'd say Rewrite is the best route. --ERTW 02:43, 6 Aug 2005 (UTC)