Uncyclopedia:Requested pictures/archive8

HowTo:Avoid misspells

Hi ya all. I am looking for the main image for this article, which probably will be used on top of the article, just beside the introduction. You can think any idea you like. I know it's a bit hard and stupid, but I desperately need it. Cheers - It's gneomI 07:58, 20 January 2007 (UTC)

Tip #53: It helps to have spellcheck on.

There you go --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

23:13, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

That is cool, thanks very much. It's gneomI 23:30, 21 January 2007 (UTC)

Teach the fallacy

I’m hoping to write an article which will satirize the ridiculous sound bite of the Intelligent Design movement – “Teach the Controversy”. For those of you not familiar with this, it basically implies that there is a genuine controversy in the scientific community (there isn’t) about whether or not Intelligent Design is correct (it isn’t). It’s worth pointing out that only one biologist in the world, the man who started all this crap, Michael Behe, supports Intelligent Design (and he was shown wrong, and even admitted he was wrong it court!).

In an attempt to satirize this ridiculous and fallacious concept I want to extend the Teach the Controversy idea from just evolution – I want to let it flow into all areas of science! Using a reductio ad absurdum argument I will show how stupid it is.

Basically I want someone to change this chemistry textbook into an alchemy textbook, to allow children to hear both sides of a genuine scientific debate – is alchemy correct, or is chemistry correct? See how stupid that is? The details of the layout are up to whoever edits it, although I suggest that you should leave the title of the book where it is and leave it in white. Perhaps change the benzene molecule below to some kind of alchemical symbol. Anybody who can accomplish this will receive the philosopher’s stone and 166g of Wensleydale cheese. Weri long wang 20:12, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

How's this quickie? --ynnaD 21:29, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

Nice coincidence it’s for the AQA exam board! Nice one. Weri long wang 11:16, 19 January 2007 (UTC)

Um, shouldn't the authors' names be edited as well in order to protect the authors' privacy and avoid other legal issues? Pentium5dot1 06:21, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Headkicking

Seeing as i don't have an account (There are reasons, so please just don't talk about it) It'd be awesome if i could see some pictures on my article. And in the game too, like first person view photos.

Every Topic in the Universe Except Euroipods (Dot Com)

This is an article I made recently. It already has a couple of pictures, but they're just filler. I'd like a picture that looks like a badly vandalized picture of a Euroipod, and one of Oscar Wilde (preferrably one people haven't seen a billion times, but I'll take a modification of what's already there) that has the word "FICTIONAL" in all caps and rainbow letters above it. The more it looks like the original site, the better. Thanks in advance to anyone who helps. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 00:55, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

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• The first. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:07, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
• And the second. Feel free to ask if you need anything changed. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:38, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • No, that's perfect! Thanks! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 01:43, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

MTG card

File:Magics14.jpg

MTG card.

Could somebody remove the image and all text leaving the text area background intact – I think Photoshop has some feature for doing this. Please could you leave the Mana icons in the top right hand corner intact. I’m hoping to make a Flying Spaghetti Monster MTG card. That would fit quite a few articles. Weri long wang 21:24, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

There are quite a few online resources for making your own MTG cards, and they require mutch less clone stamp. You could also make an empty card on one of those services, and then put your stuff on in Photoshop, either way, the clone stamping would be hard and unneccassary. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:48, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

I looked all over the place and couldn't find one. Do you know exactly where to look? Can you direct me to one of the sites in question?Weri long wang 15:35, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

This is probably what you need. When I googled "make magic card" (no quotes) it was the first hit. :) --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 18:35, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

[1] see also my attempt here magic.falseblue.com/output/1168799929.png --Huffers 18:40, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

Here’s a first attempt….Weri long wang 23:31, 14 January 2007 (UTC)

File:Magic the pasta.PNG

Magic card.

As he's an all-powerful creature who needs believers to be useful, he should start as a 0/1000 and have to be tapped with two mana to get the modifier. Plus, I've always wanted a card like that...--<<>> 00:40, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Chainsaw

Songfight and the chainsaw word.

I rewrote this 'un here, and alls I need is a quick fix. The image to the right. Can you remove the Songfight and the chainsaw word on its nose? Also, can this image [2] be edited into the Sawfish image, preferably with it in the top left of the sawfish and wearing a tie? Thanks muchly.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 01:42, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

How's this quick and dirty one? I used a different source image for the hammerhead that fit the angle better. --YnnaD 16:42, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

YA, thats good enough :) The Hammerhead is a tad fuzzy and he's got no tie, but I'm happy.--Witt, of UNion Entertain me* 00:56, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Bloodbath World Cup 2006

OK people, lots of scope here: perhaps something relating to one of the incidents might be good. Just try not to make it too offensive, though. Thankyewverymuch. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:21, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll do the Turkey vs. Scotland match in gmod. Please hold. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

17:16, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Scottish and Turkish leaders line up for the national anthem.

Meh, it isn't gMod, but at least it's a picture. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

21:15, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Alright! It doesn't really matter that Turkey didn't even participate in the cup, I can work it into the article somehow. Good work! -- Hindleyite Converse 17:43, 15 January 2007 (UTC)

Puu

I rewrote the article, and now I would like a new image...to replace the one that looks like shit. This one should look like shit too, but possibly based on this picture. Maybe change the Wii remote to a piece of crap with buttons, recolour everything brown, etc. Do something cringe-inducing, or whatever you think is best. Thanks. -- Mitch 16:32, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Here ya go, Mitch. Enjoy the puu-ness. R 15:26, 12 January 2007 (UTC)

Cool...I mean...yuck. -- Mitch 04:24, 13 January 2007 (UTC)

Peyton Manning

On pee review, this article was listed as needing more pictures. I need pictures of teammates letting Peyton down, and him vigilantly struggling to single-handedly return his team to victory. Any pictures that help with this characterization would be greatly appreciated.--<<>> 18:51, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

Eh, I just added some stock photos and ran with them. Thanks anyway.--<<>> 01:50, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Dag, just when I was about to face swap him onto Hilter...:) --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:56, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Ann Coulter

Image:Slanderbook.jpg

File:Slanderbook.jpg

Slander book

Could you change the book’s caption to: “Jewish lies about the Nazi Party”, change New York to Berlin, Rush Limbaugh to Josef Goebbels, Ann Coulter to Ann Gunter and give Ann an appropriate peace of headwear reminiscent of the German Nazi party. Here is an example: www. atthefront.com/visor_nazi_main.jpg. Remove space on that previous address. Weri long wang 21:19, 5 January 2007 (UTC)

If putting the helmet on is too complicated, I'll just settle for changing the text (also, could you change Slander to Blood Drinkers?). Thanks. Weri long wang 19:08, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

• Okay, so I don't think I'm really that good at this kind of Photoshoping, but hey, it doesn't look like anybody's gonna help you :) --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 01:31, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Thanks for that. Weri long wang 11:29, 9 January 2007 (UTC)

Wrap

Here ya go, kid.

Pictures of Eminem in an M&M bag(like a sleeping bag or a hat or even him shrink wrapped in it or even on the cover shooting an M&M. I have no preference) and Vanilla Ice dancing with a snow cone in his hand would be preferrable for this article. If someone could photoshop a picture of Napoleon with baggy pants, a short sleeve shirt, and a mic in his hand that would be an added bonus. Of course I'm not holding you back from making something completely different that fits with the article. Thanks. --~

Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

23:59, 2 January 2007 (UTC)

I'll try. ~ Unflameviper ^{Who's a Peach?} 16:43, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

In The Groove

I tagged the article as {{AAP}}, but no one seems to have any ideas on what picture(s) might be useful for the article. I'm thinking that the picture should be someone either pwning or getting pwned on a tough song on an ITG2 dedicab, possibly with some mystical (demonic?) things going on. Some judicious use of special effects such as fire and sparks is nice to have but not essential. (Perhaps the player steps on a mine, and...) The player could be a young child, but if we go for that we need to mention something about children in the article text. See Talk:DDR#Young DDR prodigies for demographic extremes in dance-game players, and read the DDR article itself for some inspiration. Still, try to use In The Groove#Hazards as your main source. As stated above, it is important that the player in the picture be playing properly. Don't pay any attention to online videos where a toddler is making a crappy effort. Pentium5dot1 19:13, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

It seems like my request isn't being looked at very thoroughly because I don't have a picture attempt of my own to show. Does anyone have suggestions as to how to get started? Pentium5dot1 06:23, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Onomatopoeia

This one is quite easy, I guess. I've written the onomatopoeias in the article by changing fonts and colors, but I'm sure it would be pretty nicer if we have cartoonish balloons with the 'poeias with funny (and adequate) font types. Can someone lend me a hand? -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 19:23, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Another little stuff: the background shall be white, as the 'poeias will pop up on the text. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 19:29, 25 December 2006 (UTC)

Not needed anymore. Please archive and ignore this. -- herr doktor needsAbeam  [scream!] 12:22, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Insanity for the insanely insane

I see myself as almost an expert on Sabaku no Gaara from the Naruto series, so I decided to try and make a spoof on this site. Unfortunatly, it wouldn't be right if there were no pictures to show Gaaras insanity. So I request a pic that show's Gaara as an insane ruler of the world of noodle cups. If you could, pleasemakehim Chibi. Thnx! ((And if it's not too much trouble, I'd like a life as well...)) --User:Iyoto 23:09, 21 December 2006

How about something like this? Rad 15:46, 23 December 2006 (UTC) lol, thanks. It's great! --User:Iyoto 13:33, 23 December 2006

YOU AND UR GODDAMN SHITTY WEBSITE SHUD GO DIE

Uncyclopedia is the worst could use another picture, specifically a picture of an axe on fire. Just a regular axe... on fire. Thanks. -- Mitch 10:43, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Your wish is my request. Rad 14:18, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Cool. -- Mitch 14:55, 21 December 2006 (UTC)

Dreaner

STFU, Al!!

Could somebody please photoshop a picture of Weird Al Yankovic face-to-face with the pro wrestler, John Cena? It would be great if it's in a wrestling ring. - Railok 22:34, 17 December 2006 (GMT)

Here's a little something to get ya by. Rad 21:44, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Hitler Gone Wild

I need a black and white photo of Paris Hilton in a bikini with Hitler's face photoshopped on it. Bonus points if you could also photoshop a black and white Nazi armband on her arm. --SunRainbowMoth 14:32, 17 December 2006 (UTC)

Not a great image, but an attempt using a laptop trackpad. use it if you like or see if anyone else can do it better

Tt22 20:57, 23 December 2006 (UTC)

I couldn't have asked for a better Uncyclopedia Christmas present. --SunRainbowMoth 09:01, 29 December 2006 (UTC)

HowTo:Fall on your sword

Some pictures would really help it. - Nonymous 19:44, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

Always hold the sword up when falling on it. Never attempt to see what a sword to the crotch feels like.

Here's one for ya. Rad 21:21, 18 December 2006 (UTC)

Bob Maxwell

File:Maxwell0926.jpg

Would it be possible to make the outline of Maxwell’s right arm a bit more distinct and add an armband with a swastika on it? Also can you add Hitler’s image to the picture on the table. Weri long wang 22:32, 10 December 2006 (UTC)

Oh, God, you seriously just asked for that? You couldn't have done that yourself. Okay, here it is. ~ Unflameviper ^{Who's a Peach?} 17:08, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

Mississippi

I'd like to have a picture of some southern town still stuck in the civil war, and a flag would help, too. Thanks! -- SunRainbowMoth 18:48, 9 December 2006 (UTC)

How about:

Mississippi Pancakes Burning

Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 02:18, 22 January 2007 (UTC)

Kuditos

I dunno, maybe have some famous people and cover them with burritos? Anyhow, this article looks ugly without a picture :( Thanks :)--Gubby 22:05, 7 December 2006 (UTC)

It would help if you could describe the subject matter? The article isn't exactly that good either, but more importantly, my mind's eye is blindfolded. FEED MY WIZARD HANDS! ~ Unflameviper ^{Who's a Peach?} 17:25, 23 January 2007 (UTC)

World Rover GW

This article needs a picture, firstly of the car itself (description in the article) and secondly, the logo of a globe surrounded by some orange clouds and a banner across the middle saying 'World Rover'. Thanks for any help!--• T to the Roooy • Proud to be Say 'Hi!' 19:11, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

• I know where you were going with the orange cloud thing, but it really doesn't look that good when I do it, no matter how I do it. If you really want to see it, just ask. --Sir Zombiebaron 00:51, 14 December 2006 (UTC)

• Add this one to the cause. Rad 22:03, 18 December 2006 (UTC)
• Wow, thanks guys! I'll put 'em on right now!--• T to the Roooy • Proud to be Say 'Hi!' 09:42, 19 December 2006 (UTC)

Clean up the Earth

Terrible image

The following image is in desperate need of a cleanup. I can’t suggest any ways of doing this myself but if you see some way to improve it, please do.Weri long wang 20:11, 3 December 2006 (UTC)

• Could you link to the article that this image is intended for, I'm sure someone could make you something similar yet more appealing. --Sir Zombiebaron 20:55, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

It links to the Earth article. It is a diagram that demonstrates the concept of a banana shaped Earth. This was first suggested by Stephen Fry. Weri long wang 21:01, 6 December 2006 (UTC)

Okay, here you go. As allways, feel free to ask me if something is missing/wrong. --Sir Zombiebaron 17:28, 8 December 2006 (UTC)

Rashōmon

I'm currently working on an article on the above subject and would love something for it. In case the film (or the term) isn't familiar - it is about the truth is in the eye of the beholder..anyway - what I'm looking for, if possible - is a picture of a samurai devided to four parts: first part he looks like a samurai, 2nd he's a samurai dressed as a woman, 3rd he might be in the hiphop scene, four - well....you get the picture...any other ideas (with a japanese scent) would be greatly appreciate. Thanks! -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 20:56, 3 August 2006 (UTC)

Hmmmm....that's a tough one...It'd be helpful to have an article to get a better idea of what I'm trying to create. Do you have it written down anywhere? Rad 15:49, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Well, it's in progress but you can see some of it in - User:Mordillo/Rashōmon maybe it will give you some direction....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 17:06, 6 August 2006 (UTC)

Wow...that's a lot to soak in...hehe I had a flash of an idea I think could work...and that's an image of several of the characters on Jerry Springer...or Oprah...or Dr. Phil, or something. What do you think? Rad 13:59, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Sounds great! Most of it is still the Wikipedia version which I reedit.....I finished, I think, up to the bandit for now....-- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 14:21, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Cool, I'll whip something up. Also, there could be a bit of a tie-in with the movie "Hoodwinked", if you've seen it or know anything about it...(it tells a story from 4 different sides, one of which is a woodsman, too). Anyway, I'll work on what I said above. Or maybe Ricki Lake...Rad 14:26, 7 August 2006 (UTC)

Ha! I knoew I recognized that name, take a look, a quote from the original wikipedia article:

"The film's concept has been influential on many other subsequent works, such as the films Courage Under Fire and Hoodwinked," -- Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 15:05, 7 August 2006 (UTC)