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By profession

Anthropologists

• Jane Goodall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Archaeologists

• Heinrich Schliemann (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Carter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Architects

• Richard Gage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Artists

• Mokona (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• ZONE (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Search youtube
• Master of the Drapery Studies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - there is an article about this obscure artist on Wikipedia.

Astronomers

• Tycho Brahe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Authors

Fiction Writers/Dramatists/Poets

• Daniel Defoe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mary Shelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• O. Henry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• P.C. Wren (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert Louis Stevenson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sir Arthur Conan Doyle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
• Truman Capote (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Shel Silverstein (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Biologists

• Thomas Henry Huxley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Botanists

• Carl Linnaeus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Businesspeople

• Carlos Slim (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently a subsection of the article on Mexico
• Warren Buffett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bernard Arnault (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Koch Brothers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Chefs

• Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Chemists

• Alexander Shulgin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Computer science people

Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters here. Please alphabetize by surname.

• Chris Hülsbeck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hiroshi Yamauchi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Kazumi Totaka (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Koji Kondo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Manfred Trenz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Satoshi Tajiri (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tim Follin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Educators

• Carol Gilligan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Gardner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Monroe Smith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Dewey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Ogbu (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mary Kay Letourneau (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michelle Rhee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Eakins (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Engineers

• Apollodorus of Damascus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Fazlur Khan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Felix Candela (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leon Moisseiff (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Myron Goldsmith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Othmar Ammann (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nicolas Léonard Sadi Carnot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Entertainers

Actors

Colin Farrell

• Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cindy Crawford (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Claudia Schiffer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dustin Hoffman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hank Azaria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Franco (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Garner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean-Claude Van Damme (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Laura San Giacomo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
• Logan Lerman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Louis Gossett, Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Olivia Wilde, probably the hottest woman alive. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Patrick Stewart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently a redirect to Film
• Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rajinikanth, (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Forgotten people

• D.B. Sweeney (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dave Foley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edie Sedgwick (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Eric Stoltz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ed O'Neill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Frank Langella (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Booth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jeffrey Combs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joe Pilato (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jurgen Prochnow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Pare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Peter Lorre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
• Sam Kinison (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Forsythe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Pornography Actors

• Buck Naked (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hairy Palms (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Long Dong Silver (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Disc Jockeys

Main article: Music radio

• Bill Randle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Christopher Stone (broadcaster) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Larry Levan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Martin Block (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Comedians

• Andrew Dice Clay (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill Burr (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Brad Stine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bobcat Goldthwait (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Buddy Hackett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carl Reiner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cedric the Entertainer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dave Attell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Cross (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dick Cavett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Flip Wilson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Henny Youngman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jonathan Winters (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jim Breuer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jim Gaffigan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joe Rogan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Oliver (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Julia Morris (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Katt Williams (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lenny Bruce (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mort Sahl (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Professor Irwin Corey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Redd Foxx (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Richard Lewis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rosie O'Donnell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - article exists, but could stand a good rewrite.

Filmmakers

Directors

• Alejandro González Iñárritu (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Alfonso Cuarón (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

• Billy Wilder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bryan Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Corey Yuen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Danny Boyle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Harmony Korine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Fincher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Lean (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• D.W. Griffith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
• Eli Roth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gus Van Sant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hayao Miyazaki (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean-Jacques Annaud (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Frankenheimer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leigh Scott (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Luc Besson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Mann (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Milos Forman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nimród Antal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Renny Harlin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ridley Scott (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roland Emmerich (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roman Polanski (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sam Peckinpah (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sidney Lumet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tony Scott (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tsui Hark (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Friedkin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Wyler (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Wolfgang Petersen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Documentary Filmmakers

• Ken Burns (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Producers

• Lloyd Kaufman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jon Peters (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Screenwriters

• Roger Avery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Syd Field (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Magicians

• Alexander Herrmann (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jacob Philadelphia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Nevil Maskelyne (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Musicians

Individuals

• Ann Wilson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Ann Wilson of Heart.
• Blurryface (of Twenty one Pilots) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - he cares what you think
• Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cozy Powell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Clinton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gigi D'Agostino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
• Ike Turner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jen Marks (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Josh Homme (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - article exists but could use a rewrite
• Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leif Edling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
• Luciano Pavarotti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marc Bolan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Neil Cicirega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Also known as Lemon Demon.
• Nick Lachey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nilsson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ronan Tynan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sammy Davis Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Selena Gomez (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Shania Twain (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sheryl Crowe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sir Mix-A-Lot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - mention the song "Baby Got Back"
• Suzanne Vega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
• Warren Zevon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Zakk Wylde (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Musical groups

• Ace of Base (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Biffy Clyro (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bolt Thrower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Disturbed (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dream Evil (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gamma Ray (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
• Ghostface (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Groove Coverage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
• Heart (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Iced Earth (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• 'N Sync (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• New Kids on the Block (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ninja Sex Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Staind (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Cars (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Casualties (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Devil Wears Prada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Three Days Grace
• Twenty One Pilots

Performance Artists

• Chris Burden (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dennis Oppenheim (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert Smithson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sol LeWitt (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Yves Klein (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Radio Personalities

Main article: Talk radio

• Casey Casum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dave Ramsey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Laura Ingraham (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Laura Schlessinger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Savage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Neal Boortz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nick Abbot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Harvey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rick Dees (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

TV Personalities

• Carleton H. Sheets (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Don Lapre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mike Levey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ron Popeil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Environmentalists

• Bill McKibben (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Brower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Chico Mendes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Watson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Espionage and Intelligence

American Revolution (1775–1783)

• John Andre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Armistead (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nathan Hale (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Knowlton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

American Civil War (1861-1865)

• Belle Boyd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

World War I (1914-1918)

• Fritz Joubert Duquesne (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Burnham (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jules C. Silber (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mata Hari (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

World War II (1939-1945)

• Claude Dansey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mutt and Jeff (spies) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paddy Ridsdale (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ralph Izzard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stewart Menzies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Virginia Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cold War (1946-1991)

• Cambridge Five (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Clayton J. Lonetree (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Jesus Angleton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Klaus Fuchs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Richard Helms (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Executioner

• Albert Pierrepoint (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Maledon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert G. Elliott (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vasili Blokhin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Explorer/Pioneer/Adventurer

• Hernán Cortés (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ibn Battuta (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jacques Cartier (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roald Amundsen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Zheng He (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Fashion

Designers

• Charles Frederick Worth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Giorgio Armani (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Guccio Gucci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Models

• Dorian Leigh (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean Shrimpton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Shudu Gram (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Feminist figures

• Elizabeth Cady Stanton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jessica Valenti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lucy Stone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mary Wollstonecraft (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Naomi Wolf (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Phyllis Schlafly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rebecca Walker (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Valerie Solanas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Folklorists

• Alexander Carmichael (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Giuseppe Pitrè (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jacobus de Voragine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Francis Campbell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Lomax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stith Thompson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Geographers

• David Thompson (explorer) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Elisee Reclus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ellsworth Huntington (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Rennell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jean Baptiste Bourguignon d'Anville (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carl Ritter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ptolemy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Historians

• David McCullough (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Howard Zinn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James M. McPherson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Leopold von Ranke (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stephen Ambrose (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Inventors

• Edwin Land (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Westinghouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jerome Lemelson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Johann Gutenberg (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Journalists

• Bob Woodward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carl Bernstein (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Connie Chung (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dan Rather (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edward R. Murrow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nellie Bly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Walter Cronkite (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Winifred Bonfils (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Law

Criminals

• Baby Face Nelson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Billy the Kid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bonnie & Clyde (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Boston Strangler (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Burke and Hare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Captain Kidd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Jason Kidd
• Casey Anthony (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Charles Ponzi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Francois l'Olonnais (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hell's Grannies (see: [1]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jack the Stripper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joaquin Guzman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Dillinger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Lady In Red (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ma Barker (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ned Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pablo Escobar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Watson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pierre Lafitte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pretty Boy Floyd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sir Henry Morgan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Main article: Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

Prohibition

• Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dion O'Bannion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dutch Schultz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George "Bugs" Moran (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hymie Weiss (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• "Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Samuel "Nails" Morton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Five Families-era

• Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Carlo Gambino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern

• Pablo Escobar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Westies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Whitey Bulger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Detectives and police

• Allan Pinkerton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bull Connor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• David Hennessy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Frank Serpico (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joseph Petrosino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Louis Eppolito and Stephen Caracappa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Notable LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) figures

• Harvey Milk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Linguists

• Poto and Cabengo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Maritime Figures

• Joseph Hazelwood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Medical

• Albert Schweitzer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Hale Williams (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edward Jenner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Henry Heimlich (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jack Kevorkian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Hunter (surgeon) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Anthony Fauci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Military figures

• Authur MacArthur (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bernard Montgomery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Braxton Bragg (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Douglas Haig (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Armstrong Custer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Monash (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Norman Schwarzkopf (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pancho Villa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Robert Nivelle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Saigo Takamori (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Quantrill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Helmut Lotti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

American Medal of Honor recipients

• Alvin York (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Audie Murphy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Ornithologists (Birds)

• Francis Willughby (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John James Audubon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Philosophers

• Julia Kristeva (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - feminist
• Peter Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.

Physicists

• Enrico Fermi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• James Clerk Maxwell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joseph Fourier (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Faraday (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Political figures

Ward Boss-era

• Al Smith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Boss Tweed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Fernando Wood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Honest John Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Huey Long (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Morrissey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tom Pendergast (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Timothy Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Vermin Supreme (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern-era

• Hunter Biden (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Benazir Bhutto (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Eric Massa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Harvey Milk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Kwame Kilpatrick (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Manuel Noriega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marion Barry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Michael Dukakis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - redirects to Work
• Rahm Emanuel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Stephen Conroy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Strom Thurmond (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Thomas Menino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Valerie Plame (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Billy Bulger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rick Snyder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - governor of Michigan, known for the Flint water crisis.

Psychics

• Allison DuBois (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Amazing Criswell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Clifford Bias (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jeane Dixon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Edward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lady Wonder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Marie Castello (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mother Shipton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Rosemary Altea (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Sybil Leek (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Psychologists

• Arthur Jensen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Joyce Brothers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Raj Persaud (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Religious figures

• The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The Fifth Horseman of the Apocalypse, parody of The Fifth Beatle
• Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Baptist

• John Smyth (Baptist minister) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Roger Williams (theologian) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Buddhism

• Gautama Buddha (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - I'm doing this for Article Whisperer. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 03:35, December 26, 2011 (UTC)

Catholicism

• Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Mother Mary (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Saint Francis of Assisi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Eastern Orthodox

• Saints Cyril and Methodius (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Hinduism

• Those Three Hindu Gods (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Islam

• Ayatollah Khomeini (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Theocracy

Judaism

• Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Fundamentalist Latter-Day Saints

• Alex Joseph (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ervil LeBaron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

New Age Spirituality

• Alice Bailey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edgar Cayce (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• George Gurdjieff (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Non-Denominational Christian

• Barton W. Stone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Les Feldick (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Other

• Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Doreen Virtue (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - former author of new age books, now a fundamentalist evangelical travelling testimonial type. Is ashamed of her royalties from book sales.

Pentecostal/Charismatic

• Colin Urquhart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Dennis Bennett (priest) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jimmy Swaggart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Presbyterian/Reformed/Calvinism

• John F. MacArthur (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• R. C. Sproul (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Protestant

• The Bishop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• "Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Shamanism

• Carlos Castaneda (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Unitarian Universalist

• Robert Little (minister) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Wicca/Witches

• Doreen Valiente (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Gerald Gardner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Silver RavenWolf (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Scott Cunningham (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Alex Sanders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sociologists

• Émile Durkheim (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sports figures

Requests for articles about Sports figures are on a separate page, and should be added there.

People and others who weren't so lucky

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons

Main articles: Biographies of Ridiculous Persons and People with distinguished names

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

• Doubting Thomas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
• Ethelred II (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - A historical king of England, also known as Ethelred the Unready
• Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.
• Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
• Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
• Tuberculum Potatoe, a Tedious know-it-all of Ancient Greece
• To Whom It May Concern (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• My Name is Nobody (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - known to have killed a Cyclops while disguised as Odysseus.
• Current Resident (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - has a HUGE fan club, that sends plenty of fan mail.

Fictional characters in published books

Please do not make up your own fictional characters and add them here, unless you are already a famous author verified with Wikipedia. This is not a fiction wiki.

Comic book characters

• Black Lightning (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Batwoman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Shazam (DC Comics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Manga characters

• Yugi Mutou (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories

• Adam Curtis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
• Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Bill Lynch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Cindy Margolis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - world's most downloaded woman
• Craig Kilborn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hamid Karzai (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Hans Ruedi Giger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• John Cale (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
• Konnolsky (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Norbert Wiener (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Phineas Gage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Ronnie Coleman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Saint Petrus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
• Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
• William Caxton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)